How do you think doug turned out to be?

>>90398509
6 failed suicides, now works at a Dollar General.

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>>90398509

>>90398509
He lost touch with his friends. Then he ran into Patty on a happenstance and she wanted to have dinner with him just to introduce her husband to him.

>>90398612
Not everyone ends up a buff hipster especially not Doug

>>90398612
No

>>90398612
That shit is vomit-inducing.

>>90398612
Doug became Shaun King.

>>90398509
Alone

>>90398509
Doug Funnie, 0

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OK but what does the button do

>>90398693
Talcum X

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>>90398612
>its a lets turn child characters into hipster douches episode.

>>90398612
WHY ARE THEY ALL BLACK

>>90399734
Colorblindness affects millions of people every year

Bring awareness to your community today!

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>>90398612

>>90398509

Didn't he fuck his dog at some point?

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>>90398509
I've been looking for an animated episode of Nick Arcade with the original Nicktoons cast from the Nickelodeon cable launch. it was 1979, or close to it. Doug hadn't given birth to his younger sister Judy yet, but as we all know, he would within days of the episode. the games were green screen as was the style at the time. one was Sonic, that much I remember. there might have been a Resident Evil too, and of course Call of Duty.

Doug, as most celebrity guests were, was awful at the games. he constantly died and then would look at the camera and give a "Dear Journal" speech. somehow. he came in second to Ginger Foutley, which I was surprised to see considering she had killed herself a few years ago. beating a pregnant Doug was still an accomplishment, as Judy was also given a controller and their scores counted together.

since he lost, he was deleted from the show. as in, completely deleted. it was like when a film strip catches on fire. I was scared that he would be deleted from his own show as well, but luckily there were different animators and he did not disappear from Doug like he did Nick Arcade. it was quite haunting though, and I can still hear his screams when I close my eyes.

the animated Nick Arcades were hard to come by especially since most betamax players from that time were damaged in the nuclear war with the Soviet Union. still, I distinctly remember this episode and hope to see it again. I think Doug could have gotten more points in Sonic if he had used the spin dash.

>>90398612
>everybody has tattoos always

Patty leaves him for a Chad. Doug goes on being a virgin through out college. Becomes an officer in the Marines after 9/11. The marines in his command suck all the will to live out of him. He eats a bullet from his own sidearm in Iraq. It fails to kill him but gives him brain damage. He spend the rest of his life living with his sister and later skeeter.

>>90398612
You realize the VAST majority of people don't get full sleeve tats right? Cause of the whole 'makes you almost unemployable you fucking moron' thing?

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>>90398509

>>90402914
PATAY

>>90402835
You'll be surprised how far you can get with a full sleeve until anyone finds out, and then it is a way to late.
Then again, I'm in an industry where I'm expected to wear jeans to the office everyday.

>>90398509
With his social anxiety, he's probably as much as a hopeless loser like me

>dated Patty through middle school but they broke up
>went to a state college and got average grades
>ended up working in retail or comicbook drawing
>lives an average life

I envision Doug being one of those people that are pleasant to be around but if you don't see them for a while you forget the exist.

>>90402672
the ocho chan is for faggots

>>90398650
Poor Guy

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>>90398650
I see what your did there.

>>90399998

6.5/10

>>90399765
How did they get that past the censors?

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>>90398509
He grew up to be a gay elementary school teacher.

>>90402672
I'm fucking dying

>>90409247
He beat his autism! Well done, Douglas!

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>>90398652
We can't all be buff hipsters

>>90399998
You don't need to post it every time there's a Doug thread.
Forcing a joke is never funny.

>>90398612
I was legit going to my friends Facebook page to save and post this shit, but you saved me the effort.

>>90398612
>Doug returns from a tour of duty in Afghanistan to find Skeeter and Patty living and struggling together with heroin addiction

>>90406799
4chanX failed me again
What was it?

>>90409941
Your mom

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>>90409953
My mom's dead, you fucking asshole.

What episode was the one where skeeter got with the french poet something girl?

>>90398612
Disney ruined Doug

>>90402835
At the jobs people would care a great deal about that you wear clothes that cover your arms anyway.

>>90398612
>full sleeve tattoos
Every fucking time, why do they give grown-up characters fucking full sleeve tattoos every goddamn time?

>>90399041
It Dougs.

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>>90399041
the longer i look at this the funnier it becomes

>>90410079
Hot.

>>90402672
>make fairly decent cartoon show for major network

>still be a cuck

>>90398612
take care of patty doug, i have to kill some bloods
honk honk

>>90399041
it goes faster

>>90399041
you Doug and then you Doug faster

>>90413933
>still be a doug

>>90399041
picks apples, lays strips of tar, throws newspapers, sling shots hot dogs, collects bonus points by helping out a friend (Porkchop, Skeeter, or Patti), and turbo speed in the bicycle race.

http://www.hasbro.com/common/instruct/W-36.PDF

>>90409795
why does this describe this picture so well?

>>90398612
> no one grew a fucking chin in adulthood
> sleeve tats are all copypasted from Ed Hardy bullshit
> somehow it's impossible to add color to Skeeter's tats
> Doug's not blonde because the artist is retarded
> Everyone is talking at the same time for no fucking reason

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>>90399041

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>>90402672
> Look, Jimmy! Boobs! I got my boobs! Yeah, they used to call me Flatty Patti, but look! Look! Look at my HUSBAND!

>>90402672
This is both depressing and hilarious, mostly the latter

>>90398612
There's something to be said about all "grown up" versions of children cartoon characters looking something like this

>>90415447
>the arrrow keys being the only ones in quotation marks of the buttons

>>90415866
>>>/r/autism

>>90416035
honk honk

>>90398509
"Funny".

>>90416008
Congratulations!

You pointed out the obvious

>>90398509
DOUGLATH

I WANT YOU TO TOUCH MY DINK BUT WHERE IS THE SUBTLETY?