Homestuck Act 8 - The Epiloguel

>>90394782
>Davepeta waves farewell and teleports to current time Jade.
>they have a heart-warming hug
>Calliope and Roxy see them and they start waving and shouting at them
>we move to Caliborn and Gamzee watching those scenes on their tv tower
>A tall John teleports behind them and he destroys the whole tower with a single hammer hit.
>he vanishes away and Caliborn and Gamzee look dumb-founded
>the flash moves towards the space background and Terezi is still looking for Vriska.
>she meets (Terezi) and (Vriska) who wave at her while holding hands and then getting sucked together into the black hole
>Terezi is now crying hard and flies away from the blackhole, giving up and we see Vriska's broken glasses floating before the scenery switches.
>John hugs Terezi as she comes back and they all take a group photo.
>The End

I hope you fuckers enjoy the upcoming epilogue.

Bullshit

Welp, time to finally kill myself.

>Vriska being DAOTS

If only

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>>90394803
>Epilogue
>Every what the fuck moment of four chan dot org and then some

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHaV2rJfHuI

>>90395122
In the language of my ancestral homeland
fak u

WV and PM are long dead, try again OP

>>90394782
>because I am fucking pissed at him
What, did he piss in your coffee or something

>>90395293
So is Davepeta

>>90395392
And we all thank god that thing is

>>90395180
>still getting pissed at Vriska
Why? She is not even a character anymore.

So hiveswap is 4/13 now right

>>90394782
>>90394803
>MY UNCLE WORKS FOR NINTENDO GUISE TRUST ME!

>>90396103
But anon, this is completely and 100% true. I don't know why you would think anything otherwise.

>>90396103
It's true when he mentioned Davekat. This meme ship will be Hussies gold mine.

>>90394782
>The Felt are her butlers and Jack Noir is her mindcontrolled slave wearing maid clothing and serving her strawberries while she looks happy and satisfied.
Perfection.

>>90394782
3 questions
1. Is this what hussies been working on
2. Is it coming on 413
3. When joey

>>90394782
So who does jane end up with? The mind controlled jack and felt?

>>90394782

Nice fake leak.

But I want to believe that even Hussie wouldn't respond to all the complaints about the anticlimactic ending by making ANOTHER equally anticlimactic ending.

The John/Caliborn thing especially gives it away. We already know that John's beef with Caliborn will lead to the "masterpiece", which shows that you didn't do your research.

Also your summary adds up to 5 minutes of animation at most.

>>90394782
>>90394803
>Johnrezi is canon
I'd be happy with this if it weren't so fucking fake.

>>90396331
Oh, it's you

I can't fucking believe Vriska purchased some stupid Sigmarines.

>>90398145
Floaty abuse is a ten year criminal sentence for the first offense.

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>>90398185
facist

fuck this bs where is rtu

>>90398312
up ur a hole

>>90398247
Shut up NSF, you don't know how anti-float-abuse laws work.

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>Homestuck is not over yet

JUST END THE FUCKING RIDE

>>90398700

We're on like five cliffhangers right now, of course it's not over.

most likely bullshit

although I would be pleased if Johnrezi became canon

>>90394782
Never gonna happen. Act Omega fan project is the closest we'll ever get to closure.

>>90394782
Literally solves none of the problems of the first ending.

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>>90397998

>>90394782
>Cohen's updates are canon.
Who???

I picked a really weird day to come back to /co/.

>>90394782
My Dad works for Homestuck, and I can tell you it's all true: Hussie's incompetence, Cohen's incredible contributions, the stuff that made no sense, all of it.

>>90398809
>most likely bullshit

You should have figured that out the moment he mentioned Dirk

>no mention of the galactic police executing all the players for universal genocide
Did Hussie expect me to read it?

>>90398793
>dude how many levels of cliffhangers are you on?

>>90400979
>galactic police
>implying it's not a group of PVP sburbers

>>90401364
That's their guild name.

>>90401113

I'm pretty sure we've been on more.

>>90401364
>Lord English is essentially just a high level ganker

>>90401843
>the feared planet looters and universe-robbers, XXXX _420_Bilious_Dick_420_XXXX, whose empire stretches across multiverses

>>90402089
>LE flying around the furthest ring killing shit
>somehow gets a PM from a random alien race asking him to stop killstealing

>>90396991
This.

It's literally the most perfect ship.

>>90402113
>not 420 Wayward Vagabong

>>90402089
Nah, gank implies he basically lies in wait like a cunt, English is the guy you see across the battlefield coming a million miles away and you're prepped and ready for him, and then within five seconds he's already completely killed your entire team. Then he calls you a faggot and teabags your corpse before jumping on a cash-shop bought mount and riding away.

>>90402789
Is Sburb p2w?

>>90403275
No, but it's IMBA as fuck, and the devs are dicks who will straight up give players OP weapons if they don't like the way world PVP is going.

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Some guy two threads ago requested Samurai Dave. I also pissed off a fujoshit for the first time in other news.

>>90394782
Does your uncle work at Nintendo, too?

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March

>>90403954
>first he appropriates black culture
>now he appropriates Japanese culture

Is Dave problematic?

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>>90406063
Dave WAS problematic, but then he renounced everything his past self, and then his alternate self became an abomination that shouldn't be alive.

I love how this whole post-epilogue situation is so vague and incompetent that this utter piece of bullshit leak could be true and we have nothing to bounce it off of because of the sheer scale of how little we expect.

>>90403954
tell me about btfoing the fujo

>>90394782
>because I am fucking pissed at him
why're you mad?

>>90406291
i wonder if they even do a sketch first before inking and coloring and thinking "this is as good as it gets"
do they even use reference

>>90406063
he's always appropriated japanese culture his weapon is a katana

>>90406890
That's what people do, anon. They try to draw characters as ugly as possible in order to spread acceptance or because they want X representation, or some other incomprehensible reason. As long as you can vaguely tell that it's the same character their job is done, in their eyes.

>>90406313
They got mad over my stupid retcon edit calling the ship generic. Only for them to have their blog full of davekat shit. I wouldn't mind if she was at least self aware.

>>90407573
yes but do they even put effort into their art i mean
do they even try to improve

>>90407766
What ship?

>>90407766
You did an edit?

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>>90407806
It's funny, usually their art becomes worse over time but they believe it to have improved.

>>90394782
>>The flash will be 30 minutes long.
this is a dead giveaway

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>>90407919
>>90407944
I am a filthy katnep faggot.

Try to go to any convention in the year 2017 and find one (1) homestuck cosplayer who is not 18> years old

>>90408035
Nothing filthy about having good taste, friend.

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>>90405796

Eridan Appreciation Month feels so good

>great design
>great villain
>personality you love to hate
>gets his comeuppance in a satisfying flash

>>90408159
I'm just have to look in a mirror.

Dad = best girl

>>90408035
>people got pissed over this
God what babies

>>90408035
Can you draw Jade wearing one of those dog cones? You know, the ones they wear after surgery. I looked everywhere and couldn't find it as subject material for some reason.

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>>90408035
What does that say in the parentheses?

I can't fill the void. People call Homestuck shit, but but I'm pretty sure we all agree it's still better than every other webcomic by a wide margin, even at its lowest points. Is there anything that compares?

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>>90408751
Just one.

>>90408739
What if Jade + Dave really did = stars?

>>90408846
Then the planet would be fucking doomed and Universe C would have a new galactic-tier star cluster to have some shit orbit around. Stars are big.

Are we Breath users because we don't have the freedom to drop a dead comic

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>>90408751
Quite a few, I'd say.

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WOMANLET

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>>90408633
I haven't been taking too many requests lately because I have been a little more busy than usual.
>>90408748
Same thing John said except with a meow. I might increase the contrast on the image so it can be read more easily but I didn't think it'd be necessary to understand the context.

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>>90409317
thx

>>90394782

That sounds fucking bad and disappointing enough to be real.

>>90409368
This was probably traced from a picture of a black man, wasn't it

just let the fanbase die

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>>90409547
Dreams don't die. Especially nightmares.

>>90409317
Good to see someone took responsibility and got Jade spayed and neutered

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>>90409621
No, she just got de-ticked. How naive of you to think the Earth will ever be free of Jade's special brand of reproductive tyranny.

>>90409764
People keep going after this problem in the wrong way. You don't need to sterilize Jade, she's too tough. You go after the weakest link. You castrate Dave.

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>>90409375
I like this request. I might color it.

>>90409547
Who are you and why would this benefit you.

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Is this accurate?

What was the first update you didn't enjoy in some way? Mine was the Fat Vriska and Meenah rolling and making out one.

>>90394782
>>90394803
Seems like bullshit but I believe it.

>>90410417
The libra one one, aquarius and capricorn are fairly accurate.

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>tfw to intelligent to release Hiveswap

>>90394782
Holy shit you almost gave me a heart attack, I thought there was really an update before I read past the subject.

>>90411062
I doubt there will ever be an update again, or at least one that Hussie made by himself.

>>90409912
i like it

>>90408014
Please tell me the left one is the new one.

>>90409912
Make Joey Mighty No. 9

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>>90409602
Jesus, that's cringey as fuck.

>>90408035
icels strikes again.

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>>90409602
I wounder what the last remnants of S_O in Hussie thinks of his fanbase.

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Who's ready for more gay ships in hiveswap? :^)

>>90411558
Honestly, who's going to care enough about Hiveswap to ship its characters?

>>90410481
>Vriskagram
>post-retcon updates having to mention Davekat all the time
>the update with Karkat in the dreambubble joining the ghost army and then you realize his speech for Dave are his last words
>the post-canon snapchat updates (Hussie and Cohen's contributions)

Hussie really had no clue what to do with Karkat.

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>>90398247

Moving on to your regularly scheduled shitposting:

>what was the point of Karkat?
>HIVESWAP WHEN
>davekat sure is bad!
>Jade "Breedslut" Harley xDD
>Kanayaposting & Katneposting
>8ulge
>WHY DO THEY KEEP DRAWING KIDS AS NIGGERS

Let's be real. We all wish we could stay home, even when "home" is the wretched remains of a community.
We like to reminisce about what it felt like waiting for update and how crazy yet cozy things used to be.
But Homestuck is ruins now. It's time to move on.

>>90413170
You forgot
>greentext guy who has to remind us about current hst memes

>>90394782
Why are you pissed?

>>90411345
I'm so sorry.

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i miss these panels

>>90394782
>I work closely with Hussie and his epilogue flash and because I am fucking pissed at him
okay, you can't just leak the whole ending yet not disclose what happened, there.

Is it you, Half truth, are you pissed because he broke up with you. Or were you okay with that, but he removed you from managing the merches?

>>90394782
>>90394803
>, I will leak you all of the important details he and my former friends planned to show.
This is doubtful information. For what we have know, Hussie's MO is that he fraction the work and only tell each artist what they need to know and not more, leading even the most involved artist to still not know what the final product will look like up until they see the actual update.

Only Hussie know the final result as he piece it out together. He has no reason to change that.

>Hussie predicted us lusting for grey girls
What did he mean by this?

Before the lets read came out did you read any of the characters in regoinal accents?

Remember when John wasn't a recluse?

>>90413257
>current
These are all minimum three years old, hsg is just so stagnant they haven't changed in all that time.

>>90414930
aradia looks high as fuck

>>90411558
Who's this douchebag?

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>>90408001
boner no this isn't the time or the place for this

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>>90414930

>filename

>>90416349
>Vriska is permadead for 5 years

Feels bad man

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isn't jade such a pretty girl

>>90395928
Not what that particular 'DAOTS' meant, friendo.

>>90416776
Not a single word in that sentence applies to that picture, especially Jade.

>>90416776
that's a grimdark jade drawing right?
right?

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>>90401863
Oh right, P R I M E T I M E

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>>90416911
Not sure this person reads enough of the comic to know grimbark jade even exists

>>90416911
They probably ignore grimbark Jade because she's straight.

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>>90417004
Having to blog through all this shit lately where teen girls are screaming about how gay Jade is is just... how fucking little do these people actually read the work they claim to be a fan of? Even the snapchats!

>>90417094
Dave is a trans, so Jade is gay

>>90417094
>giving a fuck about the sexuality of ficitional characters
Hussie is a hack and can turn Jade into a fucking trans if he wants. Homestuck is just a cashcow for him.

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>>90417166
Hussie had enough integrity not to make any character a meme gender at the end. The one thing that might have was thankfully destroyed. Heck all the girls in Act 7 had boobs (and tumblr was not happy about that)

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>>90417203
>not to make any character a meme gender

>>90417259
>Davepeta
>Character

>>90394895
Thread over in a single post

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>>90417259
>The one thing that might have was thankfully destroyed

Davepeta also serves a valuable role in the community by instantly letting you know if a person is shit or not (hint: if someone likes it they're shit)

>>90417375
But Davekat exists for that already.

>>90417500
They're the same fans

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>>90417681
I like davepeta and not davekat

>>90417806
No you don't

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>>90417806
I miss early homestuck fanfic writers and the effort they put in not to be creepy sexual weirdos and actually produce something with a direction.

I like Dave/Kat only in that one fic where he was Nick Fury of the Alternian Rebellion and Dave was having flashbacks all the time.

>TG: i cannot even fucking believe this was your plan

Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and you are THIS MAD.

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You've ruined so much, why?
>>90417906
Really, read it.

>>90417806
>I like davepeta

You are literally worse than Hitler. Hitler was a Kanayafag, but at least he didn't like Davepeta.

>>90416349
is there a deeper meaning to this?

>>90418087
Yeah, you need to get better at things besides weed jokes.

>>90417806
davepetas okay but nowhere near worth ruining daveprite or nepetasprite

When's Boris gonna show up in Dragonball Super?

>>90418087
yes, yes there is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAh9oLs67Cw

>>90418206
I dont know whats worse, spoonfeeding lasagna or doing in a homestuck thread

>>90418075
I heard hitler shipped katnep

>>90411455
>last remnants of S_O
There's none left, anon. There's nothing left in Hussie, he's a hollow shell with nothing left to live for.

>>90418272
For S_O to exist hussie would have to make any works, even his newsposts sound so worthlessly low effort

>>90418444
Man they do don't they. Homestuck's ending post was a tiny paragraph while problem sleuth got a giant speech about everything. The huss that used to consider everything and did it funny is gone.

Milf jade or rose?

>>90418518
All that money and he can't take a hint on how to use any of it.
>>90418636
The options you present are too narrow for my palette.

>>90418737
Then get a better palette. Not like you need milf roxy or jane

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>>90418890
TOO LATE, BITCH!

>>90401113
not enough

>>90418928
You've misconstrued again, you need to get that worked on or it will make this like a continuos frollick over a field of hot coals. And I saw you on the Rock Dog thread, way to redact yourself like a pro.

>>90419044
What?

>>90419044
Why were you in a rock dog thread? Why would you think anyone else would be in a rock dog thread?

>>90419165
>Kanaya being a minty bitch
All I can think about is the M&M's Christmas commercial, cheers.

>>90418928
Why didn't huss give us a pic of grandma jade

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>>90419320

>>90418928
What about milf aradia

>>90419557
Trolls cannot milf

>>90419839
>Dolorosa

>>90420035
Not a milf, just a babystealer

>>90420115
That is what a milf is

>>90420222
No

>>90420222
No, a milf is a girl you want to cum inside and someone at some point evidently did

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>>90419839
nigga are you serious

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>>90420222
MOM
I'D
LIKE TO
FUCK

you shame your trips.

>>90420529
I would not like to fuck that mom though

hussie is a lot like notch when you think about it. on a much, much smaller scale, of course, but still. he struck gold he didn't know what to do with and it got him a lot of fame and $$$, yet he's stuck being a depressed loser in his ivory tower.

>>90420888
Yeah but notch is still funny

Am I the only one that wonders
WHY IS HE PISSED AT HUSSIE ?
Hopefully, I did not read any of those spoliers.

>>90420407
Explain mom lalonde then, nobody ever came in her

>>90421021
It's fake you idiot redditor

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things that signaled the spiral into shit:
>Beforus Kids
>Calliope/Calliborn
>The entirety of act 6
>Hiveswap
>Paradox Space

>>90421052
I
Really
Need

Glasses

And ham.

Also I feel like the homestuck fanbase moved to shit like OFF! And later Undertale and then just kind of dispersed to wherever else.
Why can't we let this godforsaken fandom die?

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>>90421166
Because homestuck acted as a babysitter for a lot of early twenty year olds through their teens and now the comic is permanently ingrained in their psyche

>>90417020
What? What? Is this actually a John/Kanaya ship? These have gotten rare...

>>90421281
This is painfully true. If I ever get big and famous my inspiration will primarily be my absolute hate for Andrew Hussie.

>>90421304
Please stop being naive

>>90421281
Did hussie mean to channel sabrina with rose?

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>>90421588
there's a chance, but rose had sex with fewer elder gods

>>90421738
Does john count?

>>90421825
hardly

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>>90398360

>>90415742
I wonder if I should do more comics with them like this.

>>90421929
But he's a god

>>90422094
a shitty one. and not even an elder god at that

>>90422142
>not elder
Dude have you seen his dick? That can't be natural.

>>90421021
>why is he pissed at hussie
Why wouldn't he be pissed at Hussie? Did you not see Act 7, you frenchie?

>>90422270
Well none of the kids are naturally born

I need more March Eridan pictures, can anyone share?

>>90422782
Sburb is natural though.

>>90423410
It's created by a race of evil space squids and a sentient fortune telling cloud ball, as a compromise to avoid killing each other. Natural may not be an accurate description.

>>90423498
They're a multiversal constant, they are the most natural thing out there

>>90424195
I like it!

>>90424195
Reminder that Caliborn's biggest crime is poorly drawn porn

let's say this is real

>tall John showing up

Is that literally the only confirmation on them surviving the juju?

>>90424342
John will be forever a manlet

>>90424445
Awwww, I just to tie it in a sack and throw it in a river.

>>90406291
>cleft lip
What the fuck???

>>90424800
You cant merge together a scrawny white kid, a dead bird, and a decomposing autistic alien girl and expect everything to line up correctly.

>>90423498
>a race of evil space squids and a sentient fortune telling cloud ball
I wish we could have gotten more worldbuilding about Skaia and the Horrorterrors. Despite being one of the most interesting things about SBURB they fade away once Act 6 begins and are only brought up once or twice to remind what backdrop all the teen drama is taking place against.

Like we know Skaia is the big blue ball in the center of a session, but presumably millions of sessions coexist withing Paradox Space (and that's not even taking timelines into account). If we can travel between troll session Skaia and kid session Skaia, the big blue ball is clearly not an entity, only its projection/avatar within a session, and there is an over-Skaia the Horrorterrors as a species have made a bargain with.

Tales of the bargain. TNow -that- is a creation-myth-behind-the-creation-myth I would read about. Someone like 2010 Hussie could have pulled it off.

>>90424970
I agree. Right up to the end I was waiting for big reveal to bring it back up and tie it into the plot.

>>90424970
There's no overskaia, its just omnipresent. Basically a million copies that all share memories across reality

>>90408751
Read a book nigga

>>90425258
This

>>90425108
Skaia goes dark in doomed timelines. It's cut off from something, and it can no longer function.

>>90425293
Right, so one part of the network died, not being cut off

>>90425350
But it can't function at all, despite that the knowledge for that session should be housed in that instance of Skaia under your model. Those prophecies are coming from somewhere else if they get cut off.

>>90425467
Why would skaia show prophecies in a doomed timeline?

>>90425467
Again, its dead, not disconnected. If anything, all skaias are valid overskaias, it's that whole ultimate selves thing

>>90425528
It doesn't just stop, it goes dark, which indicates it can't function at all.

There is also the issue that Skaia never survives a session, it either gets blown up or turned into the pond (which has never been implied to be sentient).

>>90425690
So? I'm not sure where you get the idea that different skaias having different experiences somehow means there's a single king skaia out there. The only ruling oversoul out there if any is paradox space

>>90425467
The prophecies don't come from anywhere. Did you miss the part about Skaia being both all-knowing and non-linear in nature?

>>90425752
Something made the accord with Horrorterrors.

And I don't think there's a king Skaia, there's a lot of language about peering into or through Skaia, I think they're all windows to the same entity.

>>90425882
Think of Skaia more like a hivemind than copies of an original. And there probably wasn't an original Skaia either, especially given the nonlinear existence of both parties. The accord was always in place. This is why blackholing the green sun made no damn sense and actually went against direct statements made.

>>90426029
I just can't see Skaia being an entity that only exists with the interm between attempt and success/failure of a game, or why it would cease being able to function at all once cut off from other instances.

At this point there will obviously never be a conclusive answer, but to me it just seems to need too many suppositions to reach that conclusion.

>>90416955
why do they even draw jade fat.

jade lived in a fucking jungle itd be impossible to get fat with the amount of calories shed burn on a daily basis.

>>90426336
>they
Should i give him a little rundown on gelasti?

>>90426336
to be fair, there is absolutely nothing that implies jade lead an active lifestyle.
she's not jake for christ's sake, she wasn't living among hostile monsters and getting the shit beaten out of her by robots

>>90426281
Skaia's not that powerful, get over the idea that somehow its too special to sacrifice to create a universe when its entite point is to create. As for power; just like the horrorterrors, it can only influence. Also it doesn't stop existing, an instance of it stops, while the immutable idea of Skaia persists, held up by all instances of itself across PXS. Ultimate selves was used too late, but that is the core of that concept and it's pretty easy to understand.

>>90426380
She was stated to be running around her island a lot, playing with her dog. We're not talking buff but certainly an outdoorsy girl. If she was as fat as the artists draw her that zipline she had would have snapped

>>90426642
Don't forget when she ran back to her house to play Sburb with John she would have taken a few steps and become too exhausted to continue. Or when she fell asleep on Granpda's head the corpse would have collapsed.

>>90426860
Rose can't be fat either because when she rode that ogre it didn't sink into the ocean

>>90426559
Skaia keeps an endless race of elder gods in check, and Scratch ascribes to it the force of creation itself. And it and the Horrorterrors can only influence because that was the agreement they made.

And a singular entity made of multiple instances is a wholly different concept from ultimate selves. Ultimate selves means that each functions individually and contributes to a greater whole, while your model shows the individual as only purposeful when supported by the rest to the point of non-functioning at an individual scale. Meenwhile the Server/Client concept was not only introduced early and often in Homestuck, but it is in fact how SBURB itself functions.

>>90394782

Fake and gay

>>90426922
none of the characters are fat. they're all the ambiguous "anime fit", with the exception of Equius who had defined muscles drawn and maybe Jane if you take what Caliborn says as truth.

>>90427031
Except the server/client forms a chain, there's not an original there either. Again, nothing hints at an overskaia, and I'm still not sure where you get that idea, other than maybe not thinking abstract enough.
Also, your theory is the one that has them unable to function at an individual scale because they can't connect to the main. Them as a hivemind means they are all one individual (remember how the denizens share memories across sessions). don't think of it like of it like the Borg hivemind.

>>90427031
Rose isays Skaia can only control its clouds and portals, not that it limits its power in any way. You're going way into headcanon territory dude. Also paradox space was said to keep things in check, and that was in regards to LE

>>90427524
But we have seen that it can't function on it's own. And you bring up the Denizens, which makes me realize they go a long way to disprove you're theory, because they DO function with full connection to their broader selves within a doomed timeline.

>>90427761
Yes, but there is no overdenizen/original, that's the point.

>>90427638
The Horrorterrors limit themselves on account of the accord, it's logical Skaia has the same restrictions.

And Paradox Space doesn't have any kind of active will as far as I'm aware.

Can anyone recommend reading this nonsense?
I've tried to, but it's kinda hard to get into.

>>90427761
>But we have seen that it can't function on it's own.

No we haven't. We saw an instance in a doomed timeline that died. It's an individual experience. Skaia went dark in Caliborn's session too, which was not doomed.

>>90427965
It is specifically stated to have a will, and similarly nothing indictated the horrorterrors are being limited in power.

>>90427883
That is some backwards logic. Of course they don't have a core self, because they do function similarly to your model. We know Skaia functions differently from something akin to your model, which implies it isn't like your model.

>>90426642
Buff, muscular Jade is canon then

>>90428256
Thats the fucking SU pic some autist kept posting here multiple times, edited. Delete this.

>>90427973
well i like it a lot but if the humor doesn't grab you after a short while it's probably not for you

>>90428247
>We know Skaia functions differently from something akin to your model

No, we don't, nothing indicated that. Your logic operates on a flawed assumption of how Skaia's prophecies work in the first place.

>>90428323
Yea, and she has a great rack

>>90428097
It's why they only influence Derse dreamers, why they were able to send their envoy to the troll session in light of them being OP for the game, and why they bent the rules with Rose when LE scared them shitless. It's why Derse dreamers aren't killed in their sleep without outside influence, or why Denizens do what they do. It's a game with a set of rules. You can't just go smashing an opponents pieces in a game of chess, despite it being within your power.

>>90428495
>despite it being within your power.
The point is it doesn't indicate it is within their power though. Skaia is a cloud ball for example, in what way could it possibly threaten the horrorterrors by itself?

>>90428419
We have a pseudo hivemind that can connect to it's full self in a doomed timeline. Then we Skaia which can't function in any way in a doomed timeline. These are clearly not similar things.

>>90394782

Does hussie care anymore?

>>90428625
We have seen one instance of Skaia mot operating in a doomed timeline, and the same darkness appears in a non-doomed one. Did you ever think it maybe went dark because there were no prospit players to see its prophecies, having all died? That happened in both cases.

>>90428633
Hussie stopped caring like halfway through Whistles.

It's why he quit actual drawing and converted to doing shitty doodles for forum adventures.

>>90428590
Who knows, but they want the end of all creation and they aren't getting it. Maybe they're just bored and figured that the game would be a more fun way of getting there, but with all the ying yang and cosmic balance stuff, Skaia being an equal and opposite force seems likely.

>>90428625
>Then we Skaia which can't function in any way in a doomed timeline
>assuming a rule from a single unclear example

UPD8

>>90428745
They don't want the end of all creation, else they would support LE
See the other big assumption here is that there is a past war between the two parties, rather than it being the default state of things forever.

>>90428759
It seems more like its just Skaia punishing players anyway, given the nature of doomed timelines. Or just it refusing to help derse players since the horrorterrors serve that role for them

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>>90428256

>>90428825
Skaia is stated to be incapable of action anyway

that image is wrong anyway, cal is a fusion of everyone as well LE is.

>>90428825
They only cared about LE after he started murdering them on mass, and blasting away even nothingness. And accord implies agreement between parties, though I suppose it could have been artistic license.

>>90429103
The point is these are nonlinear representative entities, start thinking abstract

>>90429194
Don't mistake abstract for a license for handwaving. There is degree of logic and chronolgy present in the events of the Outer Rim.

>>90429311
The isn't any chronology, that's the point. The green sun existed before its creation and after its destruction. There is no linearity, just events.

>>90429383
And yet for a time that spot was empty until Rose and Dave got there. Events still happen, just any moment can be reached at any time.

>>90429497
A spot they only knew about because that's where the sun was originally

>>90429546
Because they headed towards it's space, but not it's time.

>>90429644
Yet from their perspective it existed and powered the first guardians

>>90429913
Because it did. It's why it doesn't matter that it got shoved into a black hole. During the the time it existed it radiated it's light and power, and because traveling through space also travels through time in the Ring, it radiated out not only to touch every place, but every moment as well.

>>90421068
Caliborn made it more of a rollercoaster than a spiral. Even when Homosuck got kind of tiresome it was still better than the rest.

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>>90394782

It's always good to see the fanfic writers are still going strong.

>>90432363
I'm more offended by the idiots who think Dave would go around with gay farmer shirts.

>>90431718
Better a disapproving cat than shocked kids.

>>90407766
You mean icels?

>>90432550
its ironic

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>friend is possibly interested in starting Homestuck
>"It absolutely went to shit and I can't recommend it at all based on that, but if you want to know about it..."
>go over the basics of Homestuck for over an hour because I can't stop myself from doing so if I get started
>"Wow I REALLY want to read this now"
>shit
At least they seemed really interested in the Intermission. I recommended Problem Sleuth at some point in there, so I could probably convince them to read it first.

>>90434950
It sounds like it.

>>90435085
I have the opposite effect on people.
>Hey friend, I played/read/watched [Insert thing here] recently, and I enjoyed it because...
>Yeah sure whatever I'll check it out
They never do.
Sometimes I wonder if it's the way I explain things, or if people just hate me.
maybe both?

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>>90394782
>>90394803
As long as it doesn't kill the fanfiction I've been following I don't give a fuck what happens in the actual bullshit. Fuck Hussie

>>90435511
Possibly the explanation. I always focus on selling the characters, then the dialogue, then the premise. If they're invested in a good character it's much easier to sell them on the rest.

>>90436577
Lay off the corporate party cheese fatty

>>90435623
If your fanfic involves Davekat, then I'm sorry

>>90437841
>anything here involving davekat
????

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>>90428256

>>90438209
see >>90417906
a fanfiction that involves davekat

cohen lad

like my seconds number

>>90438456
That's not here.

>>90438477
>>90438510
You appear to have had a stroke. Please dial 911 immediately, at seek medical assistance.

>>90438589
the mentioned fanfiction could or could not involve davekat
we just don't know!

>>90423548
Cute

loving the creative writing class cohen

dont you remember the really big dude with colorful shirts and low cropped hair?

I always liked to crack open a few jokes.

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>>90439224
>>90439293

>>90439537

Think carefully. In this world, there are many tentacles.

nice on the end buddy

>>90440038
Not too many.

cohen was transformed into a penis and died instantly

every day the infamous halloweenetta man was just so bored. there was never any fun.

cohen look at your interactions tab please. I beg you

>>90432550
dude ironic lmao

>that one time Dave went naked to Jane's dad's funeral while wearing lipstick

>>90440879
You mean dressed like Tim Curry from Rocky Horror

>>90440978
>John beats the shit out of him
>gets put in prison for being too white and cis disgusting

>>90441141
Wait, is John or Dave in prison?

Cohen please. Shelby is squirming around on the floor and you seem quite incapable of getting out of a chair.

Don't you remember the space station 13 days, cohen? you were so upset by my trick with the chair. I don't even know how it happened!

https://youtu.be/hzKIEmWlGP0 love the ending cohen

nana always said anthony read all the stephen king books

>>90441391
>>90441414
>>90441613
>>90441625
Why don't you shitpost on Cohen's twitter, you autistic fuck?

>>90441324
Isn't it obvious?

Choose with your heart, anon.

>>90441760
K. Jane is in jail then

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>Hiveswap will be out "in several weeks"
>two months later it's still not out

>>90421341
Why?

>>90441824
>tfw Hiveswap will NEVER EVER come out

Thank God I didn't fund that piece of shit

>>90441884
I sort of want it come out, but only after a few more months of absurd delays, because I know the project is going to be this "Newgrounds Flash tier" quality shit.

>>90441777
Jane's at fat camp.

>>90441824
I wouldn't even want it to launch right now, I'm busy with Zelda.