Star VS the Forces of Cinnamon Cocoa

Is it ok to have Star Butterfly as my waifu? Asking for a friend

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I miss you....Star..

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>>90393425
IF ITS WRONG, I DON'T WANT TO BE RIGHT!

I mean seriously, look at those chubby cheeks.

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>>90393434
Here ya go Marco. You'll need this.

STAR IS SHIT

SHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

Jackie a best

>>90393434
>His smile and Butterfly: Gone

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best gay ship?

>>90393478
JACKIE IS A PLOT DEVICE

A PLOT DEVIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCEEEEE!

Star is Best Girl!

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So.... Does Star fart Cinnamon into Marco's cocoa? Why the hell is that his #1 thing!

I'd like to envision Star as powdered toast man.

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Reminder that Jarco is canon

>>90393501
Oh God, it'd be>>90393517
Korrasami all over again.

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Reminder that Queen Moon Butterfly canonically pole-dances.

>>90393531
...where did that other link come from, and why can't I delete my post?

>>90393501
>Implying Marco wouldn't find this hot and ask for a threesome instead

>>90393555
The Magic GET Gods deemed it so

>>90393507
i'd let star fart cinnamon directly into my mouth!

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i'm in love

>>90393539
Gotta keep that body in shape you know

>>90393539
Star is such a Daddy's girl, and it's adorable.

I hope we get to see her interact with the Johansens more. They'd be total bros

>>90393555
>>90393577
GET CHAIN!

>>90393434
You know what would help you forget about Star? Titty-fucking Jackie!

>>90393559
He is too awkward for that. He could barely handle hanging out with Jackie and Star at the same time.

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>>90393585
>Oooh Marco, is it Cocoa time already?

We need filipino Janna art

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>>90393622
t. Jackie

>>90393501
>tfw that kiss looks better than on sceen kisses

WHAT IF STAR INJECTED YOU WITH HER PAINFUL TOXINS?

>>90393622
>Marco starts having sex with Jackie
>Suddenly, he gets a call
>"Marco! Star's back!"
>immediately get dressed and leaves
>Jackie is just left lying there
>Staring

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>>90393383
OUR PERFECT CINNAMON ROLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Name all the canon endgame ships

the more characters who end up with someone the better, no one can be left single

Reminder that Daniella was the first one to taste the Diaz

>>90393712
But my name is Daniella

>>90393678
Pulls out wipes off on her thighs and gets gone.

>>90393678
>he gets back, just picked up a camera
>starts filming his sex with Jackie
>sends video to star:"look how far we are star,thanks for your help for building this relationship "

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>>90393501
this one

Any kind anons have a link/mega/drive to starstruck and camping trip, only one I'm missing.

>>90393750
No, Janna belongs to Bernardo

>>90393707
And the original Princess cinnamon roll is dead

What did Nefcy mean by this?

>>90393434
....in a platonic way

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i want her to release her sweet sweet cinnamon all over my face

star is the perfect girl

>>90393434
...in a romantic way.

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>>90393539
>some go-go boots that she got from a pole-dancing club

What was Moon doing at that pole-dancing club?

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>>90393434
Goodbye Star

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>>90393383
I'm starting to think there's WAY too many coincidences for this not to be intentional at this point... what have we done?

>>90393434
...fucking Jackie just isn't the same without you sobbing in the background.

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>>90393501
true endgame folks

>>90393801
literally fuck off

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>>90393812
I WISH TO RECEIVE THE CINNABLAST!

>>90393710
>Rafael is smaller than Moon

I never realized what manlets the Diaz's are

>>90393882
Hair height doesn't count

>>90393812
This nigga actually wants Star to shit on his face...

>>90393882
Moon also wears high heeled boots so it's not a vary fair comparison

Mexicans do tend to be manlets though

>>90393841
>not having hair-down moon

>>90393851
can someone explain this meme

>>90393882
he's just standing farther back

also that hair is giving her like a whole foot

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They were there all the way in EPISODE 1

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>>90393383

>made with 100% "homemade" cinnamon

>>90393710
Starco
JackTom
The married couples
I can't think of anything else.

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>>90393898
Well... he might want her cinnamon cream instead. Ever think of that? Jeeze. Some people.

>>90393907
NICE

I was looking for similarities too, and I only found the green woman

>>90393882
I wouldn't compare heights in that picture.
Look at fucking Mina, she must have super long legs

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>>90393903
>obligatory break in case of autism.png

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>>90393877
You will never understand their love

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>>90393917
>jacktom

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>>90393917
>JackTom
Excuse me?

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>>90393925
I know it's an innuendo for shit but I like to imagine it's actual cinnamon being blasted out.

So no, I don't actually want shit on my face.

>>90393957
didn't she just say on that very page

that she would never go on a date with him again?

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The future Jarco break up is going to be depressing because Jackie genuinely likes Marco but at least best girl wins at the end

>>90393963
>>90393965
>implying that Tom wouldn't brutally murder Janna
His temper and her shenanigans? It will only end in pain.

>>90393965
>Janna says marry a guy who can raise the dead

>Tom can raise the dead

>>90393610
How does one can question his virginity?

>>90393907
>A cartoon reuses background characters

oh wow how impressive

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When is this cutie going to pop back up, now that we know they had shit planned way back then.

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>>90393989
Mannnn. Come the 7th, I'm gonna take a big shit with this book and I'm gonna love it.

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>>90393989
>Best girl wins

But Jackie IS best girl

>>90393989
It will all be right in the end. She'll find love with someone else. Unless Toffee kills everyone.

>>90393994
impying >>90393963
even ships jantom.

im with these guys
>>90393859
>>90393750
>>90393501

>>90394029
t. Jackie

>>90393987
Bernardo should have known that a pure catholic girl like Janna doesn't want to get boned in the first date

>>90393994
>implying Janna is gonna summon and bind Tom to her will

Tom won't have any choice

>>90394025
>Gold Star Lesbian

>>90393989
>Star got Jackie to sort out her feelings for Marco

And another piece of her heartbreak turns out to be self-inflicted.

>>90394029
Muh HNGGGGG

The show has barely been focused on school anyway, so do you think season 3 will be summer? Or will Toffee/Ludo lay low the whole summer and Star and Marco won't see each other until fall?

Now that Jackie is officially the show's cuck now, do you guys still want her to be a part of the show, or should she just fade away like Alphonso and Ferguson? What role should she have now?

>>90394078
At least it's for the sake of someone else

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I hate you Marco

>>90394090
>Now that Jackie is officially the show's cuck now
When will starco memers stop with this

>>90393841
Whenever Star finds her mother's demands for propriety stifling, she should just remember that Moon spent her early twenties in pasties and fishnets.

If that.

>>90394090
Summer is when Season 3 is starting, so Summer for sure.

She barely has a role now except as Marco's girlfriend. She should definitely get something more even if Jarco breaks up.

>>90394090
Hopefully season 3 won't pick up right where 2 ended, I'd hope for maybe a month to have gone by at least.

>>90394108
Jumping to conclusions is their M.O. It's literally all they do, why would they stop when threatened?

>>90393707
Her hair looks like a deformed cinnamon roll too!

>>90394104
>that was what Jackie was actually thinking that night
I would laugh.

>>90394004
Get drunk, meet woman, go home with her, black out, wake up sweaty and with some wet spot on your crotch which might or might not be urine

>>90393907
Were River and Marco the only spouses allowed at the picnic?

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>>90394108
The final episode could end with Jackie and Marco's wedding and they'd still be in denial with MUH BLOOD MOON BALL

It's 2016 election levels of delusion here.

>>90394090
>Now that Jackie is officially the show's cuck now, do you guys still want her to be a part of the show, or should she just fade away like Alphonso and Ferguson? What role should she have now?

are you shitting me?
they are not gonna do that. that would make no sense, all shipping aside

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>>90394108
You are talking about the most passionate shippers in the world. They really take this shit seriously

>>90394120
>Moon in pasties and fishnets

I never knew I needed this

>>90393539
>>90393383
Sauce? ( Is that the book on her closet?)

>>90394155
>Marco
>A spouse
What.

>>90394104

>I'll let you guys talk

Did she know? Has she known all along and has just been playing with Marco until he realizes his real feelings?

>>90394176
New book that released. Star and Marco's Guide to Mastering Every Dimension. (i think thats what its called)

>>90394176
visit last thread

>>90394191
Judging from her face when Star confessed? That's a big fat no.

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>>90393434
But you have Jackie. She is literally Helen of Troy-level girl.

>>90393383
>hot chocolate with cinnamon in it
Have memes gone too far? Also where is this from and when was it released?

>>90394217
>>90394029
POST MORE JACKIE

>Star was mad haha
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OHXr_8NwB9k

>>90394217
But Marco's the one who launched a thousand ships.

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>>90394236
Lewd or cute Jackie?

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>>90394187
He might as well be, he even gets his own royal chair right next to the crown princess

>>90393501
>best gay ship?
the non-existent kind

>>90394262
Just now noticing he had a cape

>>90394261
cute

>>90394262
And he avoids the spotlight when the announcer places it on the royal family.

>>90393383
>cocoa with cinnamon
starco confirmed

>>90394264
>the non-existent kind
pleb spotted

>>90394249
>Marco is Helen
>Helen was seduced by a prince from Troy, and left with him
>Marco is going to Mewni next season after Star, the princess of Mewni
Deepest lore.

>>90393383
FINE OP... I ORDERED THE DAMN BOOK. HAPPY NOW?! I'm actually eagerly awaiting it now

>>90394166

That's ironic

>>90394166
>most passionate shippers in the world
>Starco
They're nothing compared to NaruSaku and Zutara shippers.

>>90394090
>Now that Jackie is officially the show's cuck now,
A couple of fags keep dropping this trying to make it a thing. Star got cucked beyond redemption in the finale. You need to face the music

>>90394353
NEWFAG!!!
learn to ctrl+s

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Tried to figure out which ones were which parents to Star's cousins

>A normal person would say: "OMG Jackie is so nice you gotta marry her and you’ll be happy forever." But I couldn’t make myself feel happy for Marco.

>I promptly reminded him of the power imbalance of their relationship. He is a man in his prime, able to get all the tail he wants, which she surely suspects if only slightly. He’s got dimensional scissors and could leave and have a great life anywhere he wanted.

>She likes him very much, and she’s only getting older, and trust me, she’s not likely to find the same kind of man as Marco if she were to look for a new one. Jackie’s a smart girl and knows that she has a horrible hand, while Marco has a fucking royal flush.

>Well she better be nice then. She better put out, be loving, feed you pizza nuggets, and not nag you even if she catches you screwing your best friend Star.

>>90394353
(spoiler)

>>90394261
Pure child bearing goodness

>>90394386
wat

>>90394389
shit does anyone have the screenshots of "the black thing" from a couple days ago. thats shit was cash

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Has there ever been another instance where porn predicted something canon?

http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/2112807#search=Star_vs_the_Forces_of_Evil

(spoiler) Is there a pack for the dimensional guide book someone could scan for the starfags plz? thanks in advance (spoiler)

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>>90394365

I'm so glad I was alive and online for those two melt downs . It was beautiful.

Star vs shipping wars doesn't compare to that. It hasn't even reached Homestuck levels yet.

>>90394444
Incredible.

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>>90394286

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>tfw started the Janna is a gypsy meme and now it is dead

>>90394449
>>90394353
(you) fishing

>>90394365
>Zutara
Fuck, I missed that. On 4chan, I mean, because I do enjoy the meltdowns elsewhere

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>>90394306
Yes, of course he wouldn't consider himself part of it, he isn't an attention whore, nor is he looking to get into Star's pants.

But whoever planned the event put him on a chair on the same level as the royal family when not even the rest of the Butterflies get to sit there and gave him equal spotlight alongside the three actual members.

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>>90393383
Feed me Marco

>>90394469
Better luck next time, Vakama.

>>90394449
Oh this is pure bait now.

>>90393539
Do you think River still asks her to show off some of her talents?

>>90394467
So, when did her hair start blue-ing?

>>90394483
>Marco walks away to go talk to Star
No matter what happens in Season 3, that will ALWAYS be funny.

>>90394365
Man, I wish I visited this place when those were happening. How bad was the meltdown?

>>90394483

>Do you... want to kiss?
>No, I want food

What was meant by this?

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>>90394469
Flips aren't much different from gypsies. Both are brown and have a tendency to steal. Filipino women are hotter than gypsy women though

>>90394510
Puberty.

Or, for her kind, seaberty.

>>90394444

>With the word salvation

>Jackie is Marco's salvation
>Star will lead him into doom with the blood moon
>4444

WEW LAD

Ugh, newfag here, srry for double posting. Cant delete my last post for the time beign. Any avalaible pack for the scans by chance though?

>>90394521
>Filipino women are hotter than gypsy women though
pic unrelated

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>>90394502
No, they are into far more sick stuff like kisses on the cheek

>>90394469
You can just say she's a halfsie

>>90394469
Thank god, it was a shitty meme

>>90394517
NaruSaku fans tried to have the Naruto manga series banned in the West unless Kishi made an alternate ending where Naruto got with Sakura. Yes, really.

>>90394482
Well, did Moon & River plan to send Star on Earth so she can find herself a proper spouse there?
Or, maybe, just a fuckbuddy to went all this extra energy off?

>>90394531
just... fucking lurk more. Shit anon

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>>90394518
You don't maintain the thicc without a healthy appetite anon

>>90394523
Shit, it all makes sense now.
Anyone denying the Jackie-mermaid fac... I mean theory at this point is just ignoring the mounting evidence.

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The book linked to Oskar's twitter account, and apparently some music and tunes will be uploaded here.

I find it interesting that when the anon actually posted the scans, the twitter avatar was still an egg.

>>90394523
I swear to god if all the Jackie is a mermaid hints lead no where I think I will scream

>>90394518
That Marco doesn't understand Jackie. Well, that, and Jackie wanted food. That should be obvious.

>>90394469
Next meme to die?
>Starco endgame
>Jackie not a mermaid
>Mewmans are evil
>Tomco isn't hot

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>>90394567
Was this entire show a mass conspiracy between the Butterflies and the Diaz?

>>90394482
Is River sitting on some cushions? He is actually taller than Moon in that pic (hair height doesn't count)

>>90394564
how did i miss this

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>>90394217
Star's shoulders are better

>>90394380
I'm not sure on the blonde one. She doesn't really look like the other, tho

>>90394622
Almost assuredly.

>>90394622
It seems he has a big torso but small legs while Moon is the opposite.

>>90394621
>We want grandchildren
>So do we
>Your son would be good for our daughter
>Your daughter would be good for our son
And a plan was set into motion...

>>90394306
But at the same time that spotlight shows that Marco IS treated as a part of royal family.
He even greets Moon like "Hey, queen"

There's definetely some interesting shit going on

>>90394622
He just has tiny legs, the rest of his body is average.

My brother and I are both over 6 feet, but when we sit down we're almost at the same level as our 5'4" mother.

So I've downloaded all the pages from the book scans thread and put them in a zip. I'm not that anon, however, so I can't do anything with the scans' blurriness. Also, apparently the original anon forgot to scan page 98-99, so that one is missing from this zip as well.

https://mega.nz/#!JtkSnaCK!GZmRcEXh5EFl8f7c6HtRj9I11VIE3UjnsAEYZo-ndu4

try if that works

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>>90394328
Me too yo!

>>90394643
Shoulders don't assist with childbirth

>>90394482
Given its intention as a formal, coming of age event, I wouldn't be surprised if Marco's presence was anticipated by the Butterfly family themselves. One of those, bring along your best friend type deals as they'd know how close the two of them are after the events of Storm the Castle.

>>90394694
Thanks for the dolphin porn, my dude.

>>90394518
Marco still got that kiss right after though

>>90394328
I haven't yet, but I will later today.

The extended Star and Marco banter alone makes it worth it.

I'm going to marry Area!

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>>90394657
According To Plan

>>90394193
Link?

>>90394712
>Shoulders don't assist with childbirth
We don't know how Mewmans give birth to their offspring.

>>90394743
90384188

>>90394712
mermaids lay eggs anon

then again so do butterflies I suppose

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>>90394444
She has to bring it up because its important. For little to reason, the underside of Jackie's skateboard had a heart on it. I WONDER WHY!?

Considering that Marco's middle name is Ubaldo, is his family partly Italian?

>>90394712
Sure they do, brats with small shoulders are easier to push out.

>>90394365
NaruSaku and the Bleach ending was a glorious meltdown, people was salty and doing damage control for months

>>90394761
NEFCYYYYYYYYYYY!

>>90394720
How do I convince people that it's genuine?

I was there in the Five Minute Loop of Non-Leaked Finales, I know the feeling of being tricked.

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>>90394791
We all know what's going to happen Anons. The real meltdown is coming.

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>>90394643
Blatantly false

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>>90394738

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>>90394328
I'm proud of you anon

>>90394444
I hope we'll see more of those Jackie extra features, like her knowledge of history.

>>90394752
>Wide shoulders are considered a good sign of fertility to Mewmans
>Marco wonders why until Star's labour
>She vomits up their babies

Have fun with that image.

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DAILY REMINDER THAT

>After Jackie and Marco talked outside the house, Marco was so happy with her that he forgot that Star even existed until his dad mentioned her
>"Where is your partner in crime?"
>"Oh, Jackie? Yeah, I guess we are really good partners"

Where we're you when Jarco became cute and perfect?

>>90394837
So the baby stays in the...throat?

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STARCO IS CUTE AND PERFECT!

CUTE AND PERFECT!

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>>90394772
Who knows? Marco didn't become hairy.

>>90394720
There wasn't even dolphin porn there (almost)

It all was gay ass trap and shit!

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>>90394772
I wonder how Star will look when she's older. I doubt they're going to make her look just like Moon after how much they changed Marco instead of just making him his dad.

>>90394815
>Nefcy fakes out the fandom with a Starco breakup
>Most Starco shippers meltdown, everyone laughs
>Starco becomes canon for real in season 4, remaining Starco fans celebrate their triumph
>Fate plays no part in the endgame, only love
Glorious.

>>90394760
There are many fish species that give live birth. Butterflies can't no matter the species though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkZvTTfOa6M

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>>90394815
This delusion, it will be glorious

>>90394806
FIVE MINUTES!
that feel when you started that garbage

>>90394844
>Marco still views Jackie through a perfect lense where she can't have flaws
>Jackie sees Marco feeling nervous and worried
>brushes it off has Marco just being his normal stupid self

ya this has healthy relationship written all over it

>>90394835
>Quads

What did he mean by this?

>>90394772
I guess no matter the hairstyle or the hair color, Moon will always look like a 60 year old.

>>90394768
Angie is probably Italian, I wouldn't be surprised if they gave Marco both their last names

>>90394844
>"Star, Marco. I was talking about Star. Jackie is no criminal. Star, however, now SHE'S a criminal."
Where were you when Rafael BTFO Jarco?

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Which location do you want the show to visit in S3, anons?

Jarcofags are the meanest cunts on the internet

>>90394844
That's because Marco is weak for kisses. He gets one and goes full spahgetti

>>90394815
>yandex
Is anybody here NOT a Slav?

>>90394974
Johansen Kingdom
Underwolrd
Waterfolk

>>90394844
The funny thing is that they really are cute and perfect while Star causes problems for Marco all the time even to the point where she almost kills him

>>90394977
No, they're not. We have a few shitposters pretending to be Jarco shippers, but most Jarco guys are cool. Besides, IchiRuki shippers are the real worst shippers. Those guys are crazy.

>>90394857
Yes, and babies is made by injecting semen there.

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>>90394974
Garbage Beach with River where we see him train to keep the title The Trash Man

>>90394974
I want to see more of the Johansens

>>90394897
>S3 has something about undoing the "Blood Moon"
>Immediate effects include the relationship between Star and Marco cooling down
>the strong friendship is again rebuilt thru S3, but this time Star didn't have a crush on Marco
>Jarco remains throughout S3
>S4 starts
>Marco developed a crush on Star
>"Oh no. Time for PSYCHOLOGY"
>Dr. Marco PhD is back

>>90394988
Imagine what will happen whenMarco gets something more than kisses.

>>90395031
MAGNUM

DONG

>>90395013
Star's also the reason why Jarco happened. Because Marco would never have done it on his own, and Jackie was oblivious.

>>90394752
What about how mermaids give birth to their offspring?

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>>90394989
I wish I could make you feel better and say no for myself at least...
But I can't

>>90395068
Through eggs. Like fish. They don't have sex, the male just sort of...blows his load on the eggs after they're laid.

>>90395014
>IchiRuki shippers are the real worst shippers
Whew, thank goodness this isn't a Bleach thread!

also at this point I'm not sure who's genuinely shipping and not pretending to pretend or some multi-layered irony that the internet is so ripe for.

>>90394974
>Forest of certain death is bigger than the butterfly kingdom

You'd think they'd have burned it down sometime in the past centuries

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>>90394974
one does not simply walk into the underworld

>>90394998
Why haven't the Waterfolk gone to war with the Mewmans who keep polluting their coast?

>>90395013
The more funny thing is that it's EXACTLY what Marco wanted and needed right from the very first episode

>>90395105
Like all things biological, 'not always'.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clasper

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>>90394974
Is there going to be an episode where Star is racist to Jackie and Marco gets mad at her?

>>90395110
You said Internet, not this thread.

You can identify the ones baiting by their constant "STARCO IS DEAD" and "STARKEKS LOL". They're just trying to start a fight, which is why they spend all their time shitting on Starco.

>>90394927
More like 8 minutes

>>90395058
He'll have to go live into another dimension, as his one would be spahgettied and meatballed into the doom

>>90395169
>Jackie wants Marco to get food for her
>not getting it herself
DEEPEST LORE

>>90395136
How do you know Mewmans pollute their coast and not Waterfolk not caring about what happened outside their waters?

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>>90394974
Far over the Musty Mountains far
We must away ere break of day
To find the ever shining Star

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>>90395192
She wanted him to FEED her

>>90395165
Huh, well that's a thing. Wait, but wouldn't that mean that having sex with a mermaid would require that specific organ rather then just having a dick?

...I can't believe I just typed that.

>Janna:All you two have done since you got back from Mewni is make out!
>Star: Noooooo, we only make for like 3 hours a day, TOPS!
>Marco: 4 on weekends
>Star: 4 on weekends

>>90395105
Sometimes the males have a structure that goes into the females' holes to inject their sperm.

>>90394735
no you won't

>>90395241
>making out for 3 to 4 hours
In a row, or added up over a period of time?

>>90395229
>Marco was on Mewni
Don't Earth time and Mewni time run at the same speed?

>>90395192
Gf's are like this, hasn't that happened to you?

>>90395294
He was in a generic fantasy land shithole, so Mewni must feel like the same thing.

>>90395240
Depends on the type of mermaids, I guess? If it's a Shark-mermaid, yes, specific organ, if, like, salmon-mermaid, then you just need to spray your semen down them eggs, boy

>>90393383
just pre-ordered both the comic compilation and the guidebook. I hope it helps.

>>90395292
Probably in a row. Some hot Mexican dick + a crazy unstoppable magical princess... you know how it's gonna go

>>90395305
No

I never pick up on the social cues that a girl likes me until it's too late anon. The last one kept making me baked goods and I never realized until she was dating someone else

>>90395363
>spoiler
nah, she's actually hiding her murder victims into the baked goods. don't worry about it

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Season 4 will be Marco and Star wandering the post-apocalyptic ruins of Mewni after Toffee wins again.

>>90395305
They just steal my hoodies.

>>90395333
Weird.

>>90395360
Sounds about right, I suppose.

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>>90395399
They would have had a lot of character/power level development by then, with lots of cool shit they collected.

>>90395379
Different poster here, that's why I'm scared of girls who bake. One girl in my high school got revenge on her ex that cheated on her by sleeping with him and giving him brownies made with her own menstrual blood. He ate the whole batch before she told him what he put in there and pushed him down a flight of stairs.

>>90395399
>Toffee wins again
>Season 4 is about trying to overthrow God Emperor Toffee in a post-apocalyptic world
Sounds metal as fuck.

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>>90395305

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>>90395399
>>90395434
I approve

>>90395448
...what the fuck?

>>90395450
Best part is that there'd be a reason to blast synthwave since it would be hardcore 80s.

>>90395450
If not, hey, there's always fanfiction

>>90395399
Assembling the new High Magic Commission to defeat Toffee

Tom the Demon, Jackie the Mermaid, Janna the Witch and Princess Pony Head

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In case you missed it, Ponyhead is the oldest of 13 sisters, and in the guidebook the 10th Pony is unknown. She's probably gonna appear in S3.

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What a freak of nature

>>90395305
Its why I continually muck up having a GF. Continually misunderstanding what a girl wants when she wants to go to lunch with me.

I'd say maybe it would be easier if they acted like Jackie but that would be a awkward situation.

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>>90395448
what??

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>>90395480
>Not wanting a qt lizardgirl who physically requires cuddling every day

>>90395448
classy chick don't date redheads

>>90395473
>Star, Marco, and the New MHC lead a rebellion against Toffee's tyrannical reign
>Series Finale is called Storm the Castlr Part 2

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In case you missed it, Tom placed a curse that monitors every time Marco mentioned Star.

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>>90395486
There's only one kind of girl for me, and she doesn't exist.

>>90395486
This.

I always end up talking about the stuff we like too artistically and sperg out.

I need an autistic girl who gets me.

>>90395518
scaly
lizard
cloaca

>>90395525
How long before we get KukTom having to see Marco thrust into Star and moan her name?

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>>90395448
N-Nani?

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The anatomy of the Wand, in case you missed it

Does anybody have the picture of Marco as Jonathan Joestar and Star as Magical Girl Character I'm not sure I Correctly Recognized?

>>90395465
>>90395491
>Not consuming your gf's menstrual blood

I bet you guy think sharing bile is weird as well

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>>90395480
A CUTE!

>>90395525
>"But I talk about Star all the time"
What did he mean by this?

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>>90393425
Yeah, she's 14.

>>90395545
>Jackie and Tom end up getting along
>They're just hanging out when suddenly Tom's "Marco just said Star" monitor pops up
>The two just stand there and watch Star and Marco fuck
>Que twitchy eyes

>>90393989
I mean you don't have to worry about that, because it's not happening.

>>90395486
Lol, I managed to "misunderstand" a girl who joined me visiting gym (we knew each other pretty well before that but didn't contact for maybe 3-4 years), let tottaly grap her ass and tits, have naughty conversations sometimes etc.

I still don't know and can't describe, how I managed to fuck up that bad

>>90395545
Who has the screencap where Tom was supposed to be a school shooter?

>>90395525
Poor guy's news feed must be filled with thousands of daily notices

>>90395565
Each wand takes different crystals?

Starco is Narusaku 2.0

>>90395473
It's called Young Magic Commission and I've been forcing it since Starcrushed.

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>>90395587
>Star as Magical Girl Character I'm not sure I Correctly Recognized
>Magical Girl
haha I guess that's correct in a sense

>>90395545
>He can't turn off the curse.
>it won't stop

>>90395532
I tend to be a lot more vocal one on one which spooks folks that take me as being otherwise quiet.

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>>90395532
You need Star actually. The girl who will fuck up your shit so bad, that you won't be living a "normal" life anymore

>and it fucking hurts

>>90395673
call it what you want

I want Star and her super friends

also for Tom to interact with someone other than Star or Marco

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I don't know how someone didn't post this page already, in this fest of non-Starco

in case you missed it

>>90395525
I wonder how he reacted when he opened the newspaper and saw "Princess of Mewni confesses love for best friend earth boy by song"

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>Jackie's eyes light up like a christmas tree when she comes to talk to her and Marco
>that sweet note she left for Star in her yearbook
>Her having a genuine blast with Star before the concert when Star's only motivation for it was trying to keep Marco from spending too much time with Jackie

I can't bring myself to root for starco

>>90395674
>Mixing good shit like Star and Jojo with garbage like Fate.

What a waste of Photoshop time.

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Do you think we'll see the rest of Glossaryk's family?

>>90395565
I didn't even notice her wand changed lol

>>90395670
Not really. NaruHina was always the way more popular Naruto ship, much like Starco is the way more popular Marco ship.

Well, that, and no ship war in the Star vs fandom is as bad as the Naruto ship wars. None of them.

>>90395620
>They also have context too
>Usually what others say
>The latest one has Star saying, "CUM INSIDE ME MARCO" before Marco says Star
>He really needs to figure out how to undo this curse.

>>90395634
Yea I always end up coming off like an asshole because I didn't catch the signals.

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>>90395674
Marco just wants a quiet life

>>90395737
Jackie is thicc and nice
Star is jealous and flat

we all know who the best girl is

>>90394971
All he did was reassure us that Star is a criminal.

>>90395739
were they the same as those weird ones in the comic?

The guy's practically magic god. I think it'd undermine his potential power/importance if we see his kin that are like equals to him

>>90395776
Star?

>>90395565
Wand-charger resembles a ballsack.
Srsly

>>90395670
>show with two male leads, female and teacher main characters vs show with female and male leads
At least compare shows with similar structure, you fucking retard

>>90395737
Jackie is genuinely the best character in the show

>>90394974
Jaggy Mountains

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>>90395776
Well, not completely flat though

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>>90395618
She's probably 15 now... She's also a fictional character.

SO WAIFU AWAY! DON'T LISTEN TO THIS GUY!

STAR IS BEST GIRL 10/10 ULTRA WAIFU.

>>90395787
>Where's your partner in crime?
First of all, the above means that Rafael sees his son in the same light. Secondly, he said that part fondly, so it wasn't an insult or anything like that.

>>90395739
The bottom of the page says that most of that stuff is probably a lie.

When will Star turn into a full Butterfly

>>90395712
>drawing by Marco
If this ends up with Star having chuuni and Marco being the nice kid taking care of her autism this show would have went from god tier to utter shit.

>>90395787
>implying that it's not the type of girl Marco needs in order not to become a complete faggot nerd

>>90395819
no where close

if you mean she is the best person, you are closer but I think that is still Marco

meanwhile best character is probably Star or Janna or Ludo

>>90395744
Not in the slightest. Gay pairings were always the most popular ones in Naruto.

>>90393539

>That whole paragraph about the volcano

Based children's literature.

Starco is the new Narusaku

>>90395872
Oh, yeah, that's true.

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This is the list of Star's classmates in Echo Creek. Not sure when exactly this page would be set.

>>90395712
Maybe Tom also put a curse on Marco to make him see Star like that all the time.

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>>90395674
Thank you very much

>>90395866
>implying that a criminal would make a good wife and mother

Go back to your trailer park please.