HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

made my day

>>90390810
I had a feeling this would happen, nothing looked great about this movie

>>90390810
nice photoshop

There's no way Disney can make a bad movie let alone a movie with a lower percentage than Kong

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>>90390849
>There's no way Disney can make a bad movie

>>90390849
Kong is a better movie from this BS.

>>90390849
>using this same bait over and over

>live action fairy tales

they asked for it

>>90390849
>let alone a movie with a lower percentage than Kong
They did though. It's sitting at 60% right now vs. Kong's 80.

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>>90390810
HAHA YOURSELF LIAR

>>90390849
What's this hating on Kong meme that /tv/ keeps pushing

emma really can't catch a break.

>>90390900
HAHAHA yourself for falling for obvious microsoft painted bait.

>>90390901
Maybe /tv/ just can't into kaiju.

>remake The Jungle Book

That's fine. The Jungle Book was genuinely not a good movie. It had some very good late-era Milt Kahl animation but that's about it. By all means improve on this.

>remake a film that almost won best picture back when animation was competing against real movies

Holy shit nigger what are you doing?

>>90390900
>average rating: 6/10
this is really what matters
do retards on /co/ even know what the tomatometer measures?

>>90390949
certified fresh 98% here we come!

>>90390901
Whats with this being happy that beauty and the beast looks like it will bomb meme coming from?

>>90390901
Probably Disneyshills shitposting anything that could threaten their marvel/starwars bucks.

>>90390967
Kong wins there too by 0.1 at the time of this post

>>90390849
Even without seeing a single review I already which of the two I was going to see.

>>90390967
What matters is the percentage, stupid. That's why it's the BIG number.

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>>90390900
>Average rating: 6/10

Jesus fucking christ

>caring about this movie at all
Go watch Cocteau you plebs

Oh wow

A live-action remake of a Disney classic sucks

Who could have possibly guessed

>74% now

EMMA DOES IT AGAIN

>>90391017
I got your Cocteau right here fagit

>>90390901
Yeah is it unironic company wars? So retarded. These movies aren't even related.

>>90390849
You should look up how Alice 2 did

>Director of Twilight
What did anyone expect?

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>>90390956
what did they say about Shin?

>>90390810
I can't imagine being this pathetic

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>>90391128
OP's picture is laughably outdated

>>90391100
I hope whoever greenlit that was fired

The first only did well because it was coming off the heels of Avatar

>>90390849
Ew. You are a disgusting corporate dick sucker.

>>90391128
That the director tried their best to make a shitstain on paper into a movie series; and, now glutted with experience, now tries to make a movie based off an established story?

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>>90391179
>6.2 out of 10

>>90390810
No one expected that movie to be good.

>Reddit Tomatoes
>mattering
It's definitely going to be positive when all's said and done, but it's obviously going to be a bad movie as we can see by the trailers, etc.

>>90391132

None of them watched

/Tv/ is just a bunch of normie tier loosers that don't even have a hobbie or real interest about what they talk wanting to pretend that thay can do "4chan subculture" too, like that faggots that make vlogs about the last movie they saw and don't make a real critic. Is three generals about some TV series that everyone watches per day and the rest is shitposting

Is basically /s4s/, but they don't adimit that don't have nothing to do with their time

>>90391294

>implying RT doesnt matter


Everybody loses their shot when an RT rating doesnt go their way

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Did

Did anybody expect this to be good or something?

>>90390810
>critics are homophobic
Wow, who'd have thunk it?

Turd as old as time.
Fart as old as rhyme.
Film was a poopy feast.

>>90391482
>critics are homophobic
>the only gay character has no real significance to the plots and is a joke.

>Beauty and the Beast marries visual spectacle and sumptuous design work with a better story than its original, casting a spell on old fans and newcomers alike.
Suck on that haters

>>90390862
Is Rooster Teeth/Achievement whatever still a thing?

>>90391641
sadly yes.

>>90391577
I prefer 10000 timse watch Kong smashing some monster's ass, from a boring royal marriage crap

>>90390810
I want to hope that this will spell the end of these awful, uninspired live-action adaptations of Disney animated classics, but I'm well aware that this thing will make a pukeload of money off of white women who will then proceed to post an infinite number of gifs about it on Tumblr.

>>90391717
How is it even fair to compare a good action movie to this garbage? You're supposed to compare boring romance stuff to other boring romance stuff. Of course an action movie will be better.

>>90391641
Yes. Geoff tried to kill himself because of Burnie overworking him and his wife cucking him.

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Oh, it's not good. Well that's a shame, though honestly Emma Watson deserves to get shit on. Maybe somehow this will send a message to SJW shitbags everywhere that we don't want them.

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>>90391806

>>90391830
Why are you mad at his post?

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>>90390962
>The Jungle Book was genuinely not a good movie

What? Yeah, it wasn't the best Disney film, but it was a good movie in its own right. The remake was terrible because it completely missed the point of it, and looking at the current reviews of BaTB it seems like this made the exact same mistakes.

>>90390810

>Maleficient sucked
>Cinderela sucked
>Is a insult to cinema to call Into the Woods a musical
>All that shitload of Snow White teen movies that no one remenbers
>Another movie with bad cgi, tons of grey and dry brow colors, forgotten british actors, that pick a ten pages tale for kids and insetad of making something interesting with visuals shoves a lot of "adult" drama so teens can feels smart for watching fanfiction
>/co/ is shocked

At least the jungle book worked because is based on a full book

>>90391806
>Its classicism feels unforced and fresh. Its romance neither winks nor panders. It looks good, moves gracefully and leaves a clean and invigorating aftertaste. I almost didn't recognize the flavor: I think the name for it is joy.

>Ready to proclaim Disney's live-action "Beauty and the Beast" this year's best new old musical? Be our guest.

>>90391830
Emma Watson shouldn't have been cast as Belle in the first place. Emma has a heavy English accent that doesn't sound french in the least. And the only reason she was given that role was because of her celebrity status. There are probably dozens of woman who should've had that role instead. But no, they gave it to the crazy feminist.

>>90391792
Did she actually cuck him?

....It wasn't with Gavin was it?

>>90391861
>so mad
>his post
sure

>>90391918
Geoff taking a sabbatical to spend time with his wife and kid

>>90391900
For Chist's sake, it's not even something original. Just the same animated movie all over again.

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I'd kill for a live action musical remake of the Hunchback of Notre Dame with the original book ending where Esmerelda and Quasimodo both die at the end. I'd fucking kill for it.

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>>90391577

>>90392035
You have the musical, fella.

I mean, it both goes with the novel from Victor Hugo and the movie, and Esmeralda DOES die, but in a different way.

>>90392131
I saw the music already. It was amazing, but I'd love for a movie like that though.

>>90390849
The first trailer is joking aside one of the most poorly edited things I've seen in my entire life. Based on the clips released, it's not just a problem with the trailer. The direction is the worst I've seen for a movie of this budget since, god, I don't even know when. It's so unbelievably amateur and artificial and lifeless and stiff and unnatural and fake and awkward. I can't fathom how Disney let this happen.

>>90390972
/tv/, like /v/, only cares about things doing poorly. They want everything to be an EPIC TORTANIC FAIL XD

>>90391889
>The remake was terrible because it completely missed the point of it
It didn't miss the point, it was very blatantly aware of the point, and made a conscious decision to subvert it. It had some pretty glaring issues but 'missing the point' wasn't one of them.

>>90391179
So...this...the power of Disney.

>>90390962
Trying to get that Best Picture Oscar, obviously.

I did not expect this. Holy shit.

Out of all the live action Disney movies so far, Cinderella is still my favorite and I'm glad BatB didn't top that.

>>90391745
I heard Mulan is next. At least let them make that cause I want to see, bad or not.

>>90391132
this gojira shot looks beautiful whats the film called

>>90392639
Gojira himself looks like a puppet.

>>90392663
i like it
a mix of classical effects from old films and c00l cgi

>>90392639
Shin Godzilla
>>90392663
>a monster in a Japanese kaiju film looks like a puppet
No shit.

>>90390810
>critics aren't going to fall for the "remake every animated film as live action tactic"
Based

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>>90392639
Shin Gojira. It's really cool. Directed by the guy who did Neon Genesis Evangelion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4EscsCBMkE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrXTS10h2WI

burn it to the ground

also they have a openly gay character and love scene in the film

>>90393058
Guess they should have put a trigger warning for you in the movie.

>>90393058
Are you from Alabama, by any chance?

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>>90393090
that would be nice

slippery slope argument comes to mind

>>90393125
What slippery slope?

>>90393115
United Kingdom

>>90393115
He might be gay because it's Gaston's faggot underling. His name means the fool.

>>90391890
I saw Jungle Book on Netflix last week, really enjoyed it. The CG was pretty realistic, though depending on how furry the animal was. Some of the less furry animals you can see the CG.
Maleficient was okay until the climax of the film where it does a 180 on everything. I thought they were making her into a tragic character, no, they all lived happily ever after.

>>90392750
>this trend gets nipped in the bud
please god let it be so

>>90392777
Now finish the last film and don't make it shit this time. The only thing great about the last one was Shiro Sagisu's music.

Do Lefou and Gaston kiss

>>90393407
>6.4
Slow but steady

>>90391132
Lots of posts calling it a casual filter

The reaction was actually pretty similar to Arrival

>>90393597
The whole movie is just them having graphic hardcore gay sex. Still a musical, though.

>>90393058
>>90393597
To be honest I would unironically love this movie if Lefou cucked Belle with the Beast. Especially if it was so that Gaston could get Belle. "He's with me now!" or something to that effect.

>>90393783
>>90393766
I'd be cool with either of these. Least it'd be fucking different.

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>It's another /tv/ shitter thread

It's been five years. Is your board so shit that you can't help but stay here and try to shit it up as well?

>>90393783
BEST ENDING: Beast creates an all-male harem of Gaston, Lefou, human Cogsworth and Belle's dad.

Belle is given a greeting card reading "SORRY YOU GOT KEKED" and a gift certificate from Chipotle.

Rogue One was a boring piece of shit that literally. LITERALLY put me to sleep in the theater. And it has 85% on RT. It Follows, another boring piece of shit, has 97%. While Hardcore Henry, the funnest movie I've seen since Crank 2, has 49%. Regardless of RT, I expected this movie to suck anyway

Don't trust critics, follow your hearts, anons.

Except for the DCEU fans. Your movies suck, guys.

>>90390810
I hate using rotten tomatoes percentage
Just use _/5 or _/10 or _/100 like everyone else.

Hell rotten tomatoes DOES but they leave it in a small corner while advertising their fresh percentage.
Quit making everyone excited for a 7/10 movie just cause 90% gave it that 7/10.

>>90391907
Emma was born to play Belle. Who cares about her accent? The characters are speaking french in context. Accents don't matter when the characters aren't even speaking the canon languages

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>>90391907
>being this butthurt because a stranger you disagree with got a job

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>>90393833
>Genderbent Gaston
I've never felt so confused

>>90393873
The Chipotle was a nice touch.

>there aren't "sorry you got cucked" holiday cards in real life
I could make a fortune out of this!

>>90390810
>>90390810
B-but DCEU fans told me Disney had literally all movie critics on their payroll...

>>90394083
>muh company wars
Someone's mad.

>>90394083
It's currently at 77%

>>90393833
>genderbent Gaston

I want this.

>>90394186
Yeah, I'm tired of company loyalists pretending like there's some grand critic conspiracy every time a cape flick comes out.

I'll enjoy chances like this to point out how retarded they are

>>90394083
they do, thats why its at 75 rn

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>>90393990
Well, I also don't like her because she's a shit actor.

>>90393941
>>90393916
people still don't know how Rotten tomatoes works.

ITS AN AGGREGATE review site. the percentage is the percent of which how many postive reviews it gotten compared to negative.

>>90393941
Nah the DCEU has the best movies.

>>90393916
Awful bait 2/10

>>90394337
Sure thing, autist. We both know you didn't think that until she triggered you by having SCARY GIRL OPINIONS.

>>90391132
Is the glow coming from his eye or his throat?

>>90391806
Dumb dogeposter

>>90394731
that's not even doge

>>90391889
The ending of the remake pissed me off to no end for exactly that reason. Any adaptation is going to be a little different and have to make changes - it's a different film with a different director with a different vision... but a good adaptation or remake should still have a consistent theme and tone as what it's adapting.

The whole point of Jungle Book is as a coming-of-age story for Mowgli - him struggling to learn where he belongs in the jungle and finally having to accept that he DOES NOT BELONG THERE.

Instead the remake ends with Mowgli living happily ever after in the jungle forever and ever.

>>90394992
>the message that behind every rough man is a charming prince
But, Gaston?

>>90394430
That's what I said.

Disney needs to be fucking obliterated

>>90395133
Stay mad, bitch.

>>90393941
>/100
You know that's a fucking percentage right?

>>90395133
>WAAAAAH THE GREATEST COMPANY ON EARTH KEEPS MAKING MY SHITTY MOVIES LOOK BAD BY RELEASING NOTHING BUT GREAT MOVIES

>>90393941
>_/100
this is literally what percentage is
per cent

>>90395257
That's hilarious.

>>90395223
I meant how Rotten Tomatoes instead of advertising the score averages in percentage they advertise the percentage that is positive.
So like the scores could average out to 7/10 but since 85% are giving it 6+/10 they say the movie has an 85% rating instead of 7/10 or 70%

>>90395257
Hard to fuck up when all your story board is literally the animated movie from decades back.

>>90395274

>>90395297

>>90395357
>leepicshillmemeXD

>>90394992
>FUCK MEN
>b-but you did well my feminist comrade emma

>>90395025
Gaston was a frilly gay in that. Not a chad.

>>90395609
She's not saying "fuck men", she's saying that the methhead aryan brotherhood biker with a swastika carved into his forehead might not actually have a wonderful heart of gold who just needs some good girl to show him romantic love to bring it out to the surface. Girls are retarded enough to actually believe this shit if it is at all suggested to them so it's a very real problem.

>this thread
>7/10 and down are shiiiiit

What is wrong with with 6 or 7 out of 10? Shouldn't those movies be "merely" good while 8 and 9 are excellent and 10 is a masterpiece?

I was under the impression that below 5/10 was a failing grade, yet everyone always acts like everything below an 8 is pure unredeemable shit.

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How can Disney be so great at making movies? They haven't had a bad one yet!

>>90396441
It's thanks to the american education system. I mean that literally. In America below 60% is a failing grade, which means at least 80% is needed for something to be "average" or a B.

>>90396458
Never doubt the power of bribing critics.

>>90392035
I don't even have to look it up to be sure that there is a live action adaptation of the book. But it's probably shit since it's not well known.

>>90390810
Why are they making these? They will be forgotten in 3-6 months but the original won't? Why can't they just make an HD DVD and digital release?

>>90390849
>>90390862

Nice samefagging. Pick different bait next time

>>90394992
I thought the message was don't judge a book by its cover more than the more specific one they listed.

>>90396641
Right. Because no one can have shit taste. That just doesn't happen.

>>90394562
Nah, she was always a bad actor. I always knew that, even as a child in the Harry Potter movies.

>>90398074
yeah, sure

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>>90398207
>Heh, yeah sure kid
pic is you

>>90398262
Oh, yeah, man. Totally.

>>90394859
It piss me off too. I guess they changed it because some people related it to segregationism and arguably uncle Walt was in favor of it. Nevertheless they maintained the "I wanna be like you" song. I always saw it as a metaphore for growing up and leaving childhood behind. Hell, Mowgli left the talking animals after he got his first boner, like 12 years old kids used to do back then. Nowadays there's a cult to nostalgia and cartoons are consumed mainly for tumblrinas and neckbeards.

>>90396458
Nostalgia, flavor or the month actress and a pretty dress.
It also worked with Cinderella

>>90396316
That's not the Beast though. The Beast was nobility that got fucked over by a capricious with who fucked a bunch of innocent people too and then was forced to try and develop true love despite having horrible body issues thrust on him.

Like if a chick threw acid on your face and then said your face would only be fixed if you could find true love.

>>90397728

I remember reading a Superman/Master of the Universe story, where Superman meets Skeletor and after thinking he looks evil immediately adds "well, one shouldn't judge a book by its cover" and listen to his side of the story. As a kid, I was surprised to see that trope perverted.

>>90391017

Who cares about your Cocteau when there's a Power Rangers movie incoming.

>>90396458
My hope was that Beauty and the Beast would be shit, so as to not overshadow the original among today's youth, and Ghost in the Shell would be kino, so as to usher in an age of delicious cultural appropriation. Someone's getting this backwards.

>>90396458
by serving up mediocrity after mediocrity? idk

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>>90400276
Beauty in the Beast is probably gonna just be forgotten, like most of Disney's live action remakes. The Jungle Book was actually really good and even that kind of just went away.

Even the positive reviews aren't exactly glowing. I've always considered the 65%-80% range to be "ok"

>>90391469
Cinderella and Jungle Book were surprisingly good while Pete's Dragon was merely "not terrible." There was precedence for B&B not to suck ass.

>>90400634
Below 70% on RT means it's utter fucking trash, the jews didn't pay each other enough, or it might be "so bad it's good" tier.

You have to look at user reviews to decide which of the three it is without actually watching it.

>>90395133
Their animation department is pretty solid though.

>>90402372
>user reviews
>not being even more trash than RT score

Why don't you just go by imdb score while you're at it?

>>90400276
You have to try pretty hard to make shit if you already have a pretty set script and such. I doubted it would be absolutely amazing blowing everyone's expectations simply because that too is hard as fuck to pull off. I would guess Disney is content with a good-great rating for these. Not like they're lacking other money making ventures, and it sort of refreshes the characters for those odd toys and shit they sell I guess.

>>90394430
On top of that RT doesn't seem very consistent in how it crunches those reviews. I've seen films where there would be two 3/5 rates where the actual reviews would be equally lukewarm on the film, but one review would be listed as fresh and other has rotten.

Whatever algorithm they use to measure those reviews needs some serious tweaking.

>>90402821
You don't go by the AVERAGE score, retard. Try actually READING a review to see if the user is a fuckwit or not. If they seem like an idiot, discard.

At least with user reviews you can be pretty certain they're not getting any jewbucks for what they're writing.

>>90400634
>>90402372
You guys do realize that the tomatometer only consists of critics that liked the movie, right?

>>90390849
>No way Disney can make a bad movie
Looks like someone never saw Big Hero Six

disney shills

whats new?

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>>90403393
What the fuck are you talking about? That would defeat the point of a critic site

How would any movie have a low score?

>>90403445
Big Hero 6 is one of the few good Disney movies in years.

you should always trust the early critics over the later ones who are critics without enough pull or renown to get invited to early showings

all marvel movies are shit at first and then get better while movies like BvS and Suicide Squad are rated really highly and then dropped down by paid reviewers

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>>90403639
>critics invited to special events by the studio are more trustworthy than those not given free shit

>>90390849
disney makes a lot of shitty movies that people only love because it's disney

it seems only their live action movies get the scores they actually deserve though

>>90403393
>https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/fifty_shades_darker
Man, I gotta watch this flick now. I figured it was a fucking dumpster fire, but if the 91% were only pretending, it's gotta be great!

Thanks for the insight, anon!

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>>90403633
>this guy doesn't like Zootopia

BURN THE NORMIE!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

>>90404179
Liking Zootopia is one of the most normie opinions you can have anon. It won Best animated ffs

>>90394649
That's the throat

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>>90390849

>>90393833
>>90394006
Didn't see it. What was it?

>>90390810
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT, WHY ARE /v/'s MEME LEAKING INTO OTHER BOARDS. FUCK.

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>>90404254
B-but it'd be hipster to hate it now that it won. Hipsters are normie af.

But liking it is normie since it won, but hating it is normie since it's a furry movie. But it's objectively a good movie. But it does have flaws. But it's great and the bunny is top waifu class. But it won a ac-ac-ac-accasasaefesgfseg

>>90396458
>average rating 6.5/10
>great
Pick one.

>>90390810

When did Rotten Tomatoes become the go-to site?
Rotten Tomatoes used to be absolute shit.

>>90404712
Since the MCU happened and has been throwing Shitty movies at our faces

>>90404712
Still is but its easy go meme.

>>90391132
Honestly the first time I've been terrified of Godzilla.

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>>90390849
Kino Kong looks has better reviews than Beast and the Beastly.

>>90396458
>>90400634

I have a question -- a serious question.
What does Disney have to do to actually have critics rate their film rotten? I mean, if mediocre shit like this can fall in the 70% range, how bad does the house of mouse have to fuck up for their bribery and whatnot to not be enough?

>>90405168
I don't think Disney actually bribes anybody. I think they get by on the fact that most of their movies are competent and functional for the vast majority of critics and audiences. They're not super ambitious but they also don't overreaching either. They pretty much do what they intend to from the start. And there's something to be said for making an entertaining product that achieves its aims with what often comes across as effortless panache.

If Disney were to actually try to do more than just be competent and fell on their ass then they'd get marked down. If they don't achieve even the most basic elements of functionality they also get marked down. See stuff like Alice 2.

I don't care about these movies. I think their live-action section has always been a fucking shambles with very little in the way of hidden gems. I pretty much only like the ones that were overambitious and lacked the execution to pull off that ambition. And I actually do think stuff like the DCEU is graded unfairly (though it still isn't actually great). But I also don't think there's some grand conspiracy to keep critics in Disney's pocket and the RT scores up.

This is some kinda of life karma, where all animated Disney movies are automatically praised by the media while their live action are automatically seen as bad movies (no matter the quality in both cases)

>>90391132
Is this shit out or is it still the 20 minute cut version?

>>90390810
>>90390949
>Disney knows the movie is going to be an unremarkable flash in the pan
>Announces there's a gay character days before release
>????
>profit

Sasuga, Disney. You're so creatively bankrupt with your live-action films you finally had to play the gay card just to get by.

>>90404739
>>90404759
Both of these. They're also related.

Literally begging that Kong does good at the box office. I cannot stand Emma Watson's bland ass.

>>90405168
People are willing to give the mouse the benefit of the doubt

They're so willing, in fact, they'll automatically vote for Didney shite over everything else even if they never saw whatever Disney made

See
>Oscars

>>90394430
>ITS AN AGGREGATE review site. the percentage is the percent of which how many postive reviews it gotten compared to negative.
How does that contradict my post about not trusting critics though?

>>90403633
>Big Hero 6 is one of the few good Disney movies in years

It's unironically one of the worst. Seriously how the the fuck do you think it's good?

>>90391100
Every time someone brings up Alice 2, it reminds me that I had no idea that one even came out.

>>90407246
Same here. It still confused me at how that happened.

>>90406509
Jungle Book was shilled to high heaven and it was fucking unwatchable.

>>90406509
It's almost as if Animation and their original score with VA talent made them special in the first place

>making an englishwoman play a french character
Everyone who participated in this movie shot be drawn, shot and quartered

>>90410231
How come we can have a full movie with english accents with qualms, but only have French accents for that swarmy one note character?

>>90410231
Why aren't SJWs up in arms about this? Oh yeah, it doesn't count because white!

>>90408402
I always liked the old live action jungle book.

Y'know, the one where it's more of a Tarzan story.

>>90393951
No accent is one of the major things that annoy people about american actors playing foreign roles. It does happen with actors from other countries but it's cases like Sean Connery being so blatant and ridiculous that you can't help but laugh.
So, yes accent is somewhat important since not having the proper one for the character is a standard thing on the list of things that annoy the fuck out of people watching a movie.

>>90403633
>Big Hero 6 is one of the few good Disney movies in years.

Nigga that mvie is every marvel trope ever -Disney flavor, there´nothing new or interesting in that movie

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>>90390810
>>not using Metacritic

>>90410904
>there´nothing new or interesting in that movie
Aside from Gogo's thighs and Honey Lemon's everything.

>>90399346
That's not how the story goes. What happened was beast was a dick and refused to let an old woman take shelter for the night. Since things are somewhat safer nowadays you don't understand just how dick a move this is. Wolves come out at night.
Even in WW2 the armies would stop fighting each other at night to team up and fend off the wolves as they were the bigger threat in some places.
It turned out said old lady has magic powers and cursed him for it.
A little tidbit most people don't know is that Beast was 6~10ish years old ( I forgot the exact number) when he did that.

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Deja vu

>>90411008
>creepy old bitch wants in
>little kid refuses
>gets cursed

Where were his parents? Advisors? Anybody?

>>90411047
No idea. But letting travellers stay in for the night so that they are not ripped to shreds by wolves is kinda of one of his actual responsibilities that he (or anyone else of his rank/position) would have had.
No idea on his parents but they are probably dead or something. The advisors were ignored because he was a spoiled brat incase you didn't notice by his entire personality for most of the animated film and as he is nobility they wouldn't be allowed to punish or overrule him upon the threat of death.
And yes. the fact that he decided she was creepy got him cursed because in the end leaving another human being to die because you don't think they look pretty enough is an asshole thing to do.
People also take their rules of hospitality VERY seriously.

>>90411008
>Even in WW2 the armies would stop fighting each other at night to team up and fend off the wolves as they were the bigger threat in some places.

ahahaha wat

>>90411113
Look, if he were older I'd agree. But he declined letting a creepy old lady into his house.

It was cruel, but it was safe.

>>90411119
Here's an example of it in russia during WW1. I know it's happened in other places but can't recall where off the top of my head.
http://query.nytimes.com/mem/archive-free/pdf?res=9E0DE3DD103BE03ABC4151DFB166838C609EDE
They tried to get rid of them on their own but there were so many wolves swarming about that both sides agreed to team up together to fight the clearly superior enemy force.
>>90411160
It had nothing to do with safety. He just decided he didn't want an ugly person in his house. The actual safe thing to do would have been to let her sleep in a room and lock his fucking door or let the misc bodyguards he has actually protect him. He's had hundreds of people there to protect him from the frail little old ladies that apparently inspire great terror upon you.
If he had actually let her in he'd probably have gotten some sort of magical blessing/protection instead as usually goes in stories where you offer a random stranger shelter and they secretly have magical powers.
I get that kids are just stupid sometimes, but in the end he still sentence a person to die instead of doing what he was supposed to because she was ugly and//or he didn't want her to track dirt in. You're talking about danger when the person in mortal peril is the one being refused basic and minimal aid. He's honestly kinda lucky that he even had a way out of the curse.

>>90411113
Honest to God, wolves do not actively seek and attack humans unless they're messing with the wolves. Wolves are generally shy with humans.

These live action remakes are just as much of a shitty cashgrab as the direct-to-video cheapquels from the '90s.

Remember when people praised Bob Iger and John Lasseter when they got rid of those? Yeah.

Reminder

>Emma Watson turned down La La Land for this

>>90410982
Why does /co/ praise movies only for girls?

>>90413587
/a/ crossposters

>>90391132
>webm
>same length as the shittiest of gifs
For what purpose?

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>>90390810
Git Gud, Le Fou.

>>90411037
IVE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE

>>90411008
Why didn't he find a priest to remove the evil witch's magic spell? Not only that, it looks like his judgment was right considering that he didn't let an evil witch into his home.

>>90413721
Absolutely despicable. Was this Disney mandate or were the writers/storyboard people behind this? I hate propoganda. Disgusting.

>>90413807
Writers were behind it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iz704xTYZ5o

>>90411113
>>90411261
>wolves
Why did they stop being an issue? Our superior weaponry? Why didn't they just genocide the wolves long ago?

>6/10
>7/10
I know is bait but I'll fall for it
RT measures how many people liked it, not the score ofthe movie, if 100% of the audience tought it was a mediocer 6/10, it would have a 100% in RT, the siteonly measures how much "for the masses" a movie is, not how good.

>>90393951
>Emma was born to play Belle
Not in my wildest dream, anon.

>>90390962

>Jungle book wasn't good tier animation

OK guy who's never met an animator

>>90390810

Please bomb.

I'm sick of Disney's stunt casting. I like ScarJo but her speaking voice is not crisp and concise, she has absolutely no business being a voice actor. And for the love of Christ, cast someone who can sing in a motherfucking *singing role*.

>>90411261
Replace the wolves with werewolves and you have an amazing prequel idea for Dog Soldiers.

>>90412034
>Wolves are generally shy with humans.
>tfw no shy wolf gf

>>90410961
This. After the utter stupidity of Get Out being crowed about as a perfect movie despite getting only slightly better than average reviews (an no negative ones, because people are terrified of being labelled racist and losing their jobs), I haven't checked RT for a movie since.

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>>90414003
>Please bomb.
Disney doesn't bomb

>>90410761
Nobody talks about that one anymore, but it had fantastic casting. Sam Neill, Cary Elwes, John Cleese, and Jason Scott Lee.

Oh, holy shit, that was Lena Headey as the love interest. I never knew.

>>90414083
Yea same shit happened with 2016 Ghostbusters.

I'm still trying to figure out how I'm supposed to treat Get Out as anything else than a overlong Key and Peele skit.

>>90394562
Rupert Grint is the only non-dumpsterfire actor of the Potter kids.

>>90414274
There is some ironic karma in that. As people like to dump on Ron.

>>90397728
I thought the message was to always show hospitality to people who come to your door seeking shelter, or you and everyone you know will be cursed.

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>>90391436
>None of them watched

They missed shin waifu then.

>>90414083
>(an no negative ones, because people are terrified of being labelled racist
Or maybe it's because it'an actually okay movie.

Fuck, I am glad they managed to find a new way to make horror movies. Though I guess people with have been in this kind of situation will relate more.

It's really not a bad movie.

>>90413807
>I hate propoganda.
It's just two people kissing. There is nothing wrong with that.

>>90414161
>a overlong Key and Peele skit.
You say that as if it was a wrong thing.

>>90413866
The superior weapons help, but humans can fend off and hunt wolves with nothing but wooden spears and makeshift traps. It's mostly a question of manpower. There was a shitton of wilderness back then, and humanity simply didn't have the resources to wage a war on nature.
We ended up winning by seizing the wolves' habitat bit by bit, and turning it into farmland.

>>90414785
t. shill

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>>90390810
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>90415002
Fact remains fact, no matter who says it.

>>90390833
they threw the gay thing out to the press the other day just to get some more buzz. Must have known it was a dud.

>>90414274
It's because dude is chill as fuck. Spends his days riding around in an ice cream truck giving that shit out for free. Except during peek times to not fuck over people who do it for a living.

How will Wonder Woman do I wonder?

>>90414097
Tomorrowland, John Carter, Alice 2, The BFG, Pete's Dragon

>>90391436
>None of them watched

I think /tv/ is arguably the worst board on this website, aside from /pol/, but there were actually a nice amount of good threads during it's run in American theaters

>>90394562
>>90414274
>>90414298

>Harry is the artiste who just wants to be left alone to do his own thing
>Ron is chill as fuck, plays in a band, and spends his money on living kids ice-cream just because
>Hermione is an insufferable know it all who makes speeches at government organizations for ~causes~

pottery

>>90415019
>being proud about paid shills
If you look at the actual reviews you'll see that they upvoted it despite being bad. Plus they outright lie and say it's so "fresh" and "innovative" despite being a direct downgrade.

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>>90415481
That's right, it's all part of a big anti-WB/DC conspiracy.

>>90390949
>>90390949
>>90390949

Damn, honestly I didn't see this coming. I was thinking that Disneyshills would eat everything up they get but 6.1 really is kinda mediocre for a modern Disney flick.

I immediately decided not to see this once I saw that Emma Watson was involved but I can't imagine many people thinking like that because the masses are rather positive about her

>>90391918
No, Gavin just cucked Geoff professionally by becoming his boss.

Gav is totally getting cucked by Meg and Ryan tho.

>>90415559
74% now cuck.

>>90415559
Do you even know how shilling works or are you just spray painting meme buzzwords hoping something will eventually stick?

>>90415587

it still has a 6.4 score, stupid. what about average scores do people on this board not understand?

I don't give two shits about RT's percentages since they offer literally zero indication on a movie's actual quality

6.4 in terms of Disney movies is a mediocre score in my eyes because most Disney movies get good scores, even the bad ones

Also

>cuck

Fucking retard, I have been a Disney fan all my life. Doesn't mean I can't hate the generic mass-production shit they have been churning out the last few years

The reviews are kinda all over the place. Lots saying it's mediocre at best with a bunch of 5/5s thrown in.

Gotta wonder how much nostalgia and hype is playing a part.

>>90415509
What does that have to do with the reviewers saying lies? Autism.

>>90415603

I was referring to the people who advertise for every Disney movie even when it is bad. Feel free to explain to me how I was wrong in using the term. I usually refrain from using the word but in this situation it was in context

>>90415666

>with a bunch of 5/5s thrown in

I never pay attention to 100% and 5/5 bullshit. It is always way too subjective to say something is perfect, especially when it comes to movies people grew up with

>>90413866
They were never an actual issue. The occasional child would be attacked if they were way too far into the woods alone or something but wolves have not and do not attack people. That is just a common fairy tale trope that has fucked up people's concept of what a wolf does.

So ever since people assume them to be furry land piranhas that bite everything they come across and that was never true.

>>90404825

It's trash, 2 hours of boardroom meeting with characters I struggle to even call characters

>>90391132

How much of a pussy are you? I see scarier shit in my own fucking home every day

>>90405708
Thank you for this response.

>>90415481
If you actually knew how rt worked you'd know any review that's that says it's ok or above 50% is considered as fresh for the overall freshness score.

>>90391907
As opposed to every other adaptation of Beauty and the Beast where Belle doesn't sound French at all.

Because if they wanted the movie to be in French they'd have done that.

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I really hope it goes under 70% and underperforms at the box office.

It was such a mediocre film and so by the numbers (as in it's literally a shot for shot remake).

Despite the fact I despise worst Emma, I definitely don't want it to bomb because the dude who played Gaston doesn't deserve it and the director whose directorial debut was a Twilight film doesn't deserve another kicking.

But God, I just want Disney to get the message we neither want or need these live action remakes.

>>90413587
Well, they're the only praisable things in that movie.

>>90415807
>I just want Disney to get the message we neither want
Considering the money those things make, you would be wrong.

>>90391132
2014 was way better

>>90415699

I'd actually like to see RT try listing better metrics that would highlight this.

If there's a big variance in scores, have a "divisive" tag and have a "what they liked" "what they didn't like" sub section.

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>>90415832
I know this is going to possibly sound pretentious and I'm fully aware I'm projecting but no, I don't think anyone really wants to see these films. The success of these films have been total flukes or can be explained through gimmicks.

These are the explanations for the films I can remember:

>Alice 1
Was only successful because the name Johnny Depp brought in ticket sales
>Alice 2
Bombed because nobody cares for Depp anymore.
>Maleficent
Total shit film but succeeded because dark and edgy
>BFG
Bombed because nobody cares
>Pete's Dragon
Bombed because nobody cares
>Jungle Book
Gimmick, the CGI was "good" and that's why people saw it similar to Avatar
>Beauty and The Beast
Nostalgia pandering and YASS QUEEN EMMA WATSON. Her name sells right now and when the sequel is greenlit after this inevitably breaks a billion dollars, it too will bomb because by that point it will be "Emma Who?" and the public will have moved on to the next person in the spotlight.

The same way the Superhero bubble will implode on itself, this will too and it can't happen soon enough.

Also they're making an Aladdin prequel about the FUCKING GENIE

>>90416211
>Also they're making an Aladdin prequel about the FUCKING GENIE

They've switched that to just another straight live action remake.

>>90415807
>It was such a mediocre film
You have seen it already?

>>90415807
>But God, I just want Disney to get the message we neither want or need these live action remakes.
i just consider them High budget Disney on Ice.

It's just fun to see the recreation of cartoon in live action.

>>90416211
>>Beauty and The Beast
>Nostalgia pandering and YASS QUEEN EMMA WATSON.
I don't know for other, but the reason I am actually warming up for that movie is because they actually made it a musical and it has some of the best songs. I want to see what live choregraphy will give.

same with the fight between the servant and villagers, I think there is choreography worth seeing in live action, if done right.

>>90416211
>YASS QUEEN EMMA WATSON

I've never heard anyone fucking say this ever.

Stop fucking lying to justify your butthurt.

>>90416211
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlOTNtUvhe8

>>90416476
Hey shit for brains, I know your lack of a social life and friends causes you to only use 4chan but just because you don't see it doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

Go on instagram or twitter right fucking now and search Emma Watson or Beauty and The Beast.

Do it right fucking now.

>>90416412
>>90416380

Yeah that's fair I guess, maybe I'm just too passionate on things that don't matter

>>90416515
Got em'

>>90393766
what gay porn doesn't have song and dance? it's as necessary as sodomy

>>90416784
>I know your lack of a social life and friends causes you to only use 4chan

I'm on Twitter and Facebook every day. No one says this shit. Neck yourself.

>>>/tv/

>>90396543
>below 60
its 70 now, Ds shouldnt exist because its a failing grade

@90391499
That was worse than beauty and the beast (2017)

So bad in fact I'm not even giving you a (you)

>>90417067
Damn, was that painful to watch. It falls under duty to rescue at that point:

First, learn to hide, report and sage. Or even better, ignore.

Then,
>90391499

There.
That way, you just have to remove the trip, and you won't look like a retarded newfag next time.

>>90417067
despicable

>>90391132
This film was what I expected from 2014, holy shit.

>>90416784
>>90416883
Yeah, nah, Emma Watson gets pushed like that but I genuinely don't see it actually catching on with regular people like I do with, say, Beyonce.

>>90415725
t. wolf

>>90416883
>I'm on Twitter and Facebook every day.

>>90390810
NO ONE TANKS LIKE GASTON
RUPTS THE BANKS LIKE GASTON
NO ONE LOSES MORE POUNDS, MARKS OR FRANCS THAN GASTON

>>90418331
Why did this make me kek as hard as it did?

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>>90418486
Oh, you.

>>90416883
>I'm on Twitter and Facebook every day.
go get raped in hell, faggot.

>>90412034
>>90412034

Those are american wolves. European wolves are entirely different in behavior. You are confusing the two.
Pre-Paris actually had to fight a miniature war vs a wolf pack that was actively "sneaking" into the city to dine upon human flesh.
>>90413866
It's called not being stupid enough (or having to) to wander out at night, deforestation and generally staying the fuck away from whatever territory they have that remains.

>>90413113
And? Can you blame any girl for taking the chance to become a disney princess?

>>90418952
That sounds more like Dogman behavior.

>>90412034
>Honest to God, wolves do not actively seek and attack humans
It really depend, if they are starving, they might risk to attack humans.

>>90418952
>Pre-Paris actually had to fight a miniature war vs a wolf pack that was actively "sneaking" into the city to dine upon human flesh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVkWgksDZDI

>>90413735
The witch was not intrinsically evil. If she was evil she wouldn't have left Beast becoming a good person as an out for the curse. I say witch because she wa an old lady with magic but she could have been a fairy/fae/god/spirit/etc in disguise.
There just isn't much background given upon her.
Beast got a pop quiz with a single yes/no answer and he flunked it.

>>90419154
>Beast got a pop quiz with a single yes/no answer and he flunked it.
Fays are fucking asshole. You can be sure that if he had actually agreed to give her shelter, she would have then allowed her to have a wish granted and then she would have make sure that wish bite him back in the ass.

Fays are fuckers like that.

>>90419286
Fae are whatever the hell they feel like. It is entirely possible for them to not screw with you. People aren't scared of Fae because they're 100% assholes all the time. The response to seeing one would be set in stone if it was that. They're scared of fae because you have no idea how they're going to act/react since they have an entirely morality and philosophy system.
It's like dealing with random foreigners while on vacation while not knowing the basics of the culture. You have no idea what the hell you might accidentally do/say to piss them off and they have magic.

>>90404179
Fucking furfags

>>90414111
Yeah. Shame the CGI on Kaa was terrible.

>>90415151
Yeah, and Tumble fucking hated them making an official gay character so cartoonishly gay, so they fucked it up.

Now literally the only people who'd see it because of that have been chased off.

>>90418486
I laughed.

>>90418574
Sometimes people laugh at simple, dumb things. It's nice being a human.

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>>90390810
Could be worse

>>90402251
Jungle Book yes, Cinderella no. The only good thing was HBC's cleavage

>>90420285
Still doesn't stop profits though.

>>90420689
Everything can be sold with enough advertising, nothing new here, but more and more people are realizing that all the buzz was nothing but staged controversy, and all in all it's a pretty boring saga that no one will remember next week

Literal the new Twilight

Ok, I did not follow anything related to this film and didn't watch any 24 hour news networks covering it, so who's a the fag in the film and why do people give a shit about him/her/it

>>90390862
Shut the fuck up, Micheal. Aren't you in RWBY and Laser Team? That's like... a double heaping of shit

>>90404907
That poster is awesome

>>90392702
>No shit.
you know the kaiju is cg right?

>>90392208
>I can't fathom how Disney let this happen.
Their live action remakes are noncoincidentally all material that's in the public domain. It's not about making a profit, it's about preventing another studio from doing so.

>>90414903
Does this mean wolves will go nuclear in the future?

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>>90421073
It sure was in 1979

>>90418362
>>90418886

t. No friend losers who literally fell for the SEKRIT KLUB meme.

I've been posting on 4chan since 2007 when I was in high school. I was also using Myspace like everyone else back then. You're a retard if you think people are only supposed to use 4chan and no other website ever.

>>90390810
turns out when you make a big deal about having a gay, you get unconditional positive buzz

>>90392248
Doesn't every board?

>>90390810
>>90415019
looks like the check cleared.

>>90396316
>the methhead aryan brotherhood biker with a swastika carved into his forehead might not actually have a wonderful heart of gold who just needs some good girl to show him romantic love to bring it out to the surface
I was going to call you a strawmanning faggot but then I remembered my coworker fell for a guy of almost that exact description. Beauty & the beast confirmed for an objectively shit movie.
Whoops I just realized I'm replying to a day old post. Oh well.

>>90394992
hey jude
don't be afraid
to take my thick choad
and suck it deeper

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The day live action fags are banned and relocated to /tv/ is the day /co/ considerably improves.

>>90390810
>>90396458
>there are still people on this board RIGHT. NOW. that think the idea of Disney paying reviewers is absurd
if this shit doesn't look like they hit a panic button then what is

>>90416362
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vh4FMv6qfQM
We've seen enough.

>>90390849
Maleficent was bad

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>>90404535
Just stop. You're embarrassing yourself.

>>90416211
Mulan will do better since it's a war film and shit. I don't think Disney had ever done one before, same for live-action Disney.

>>90416211
The Alice films don't really count, they were Burton or Burton-style films not Disney.

>>90421049
Lazer Team was fine.

>>90416254
>They're remaking Aladdin
How fucking desperate can one company get?
Remakes and sequels on top of remakes and sequels.

>>90416254
Ben Kingsley as Jafar incoming then.

But they can't have Iago talk in a live-action remake.

>Gaston bites LaFou's stomach during wrestling matches
He rull gay.

>>90424962
If they had to do a remake and Iago didn't speak, I'd suggest making Iago's speaking and suggestions a projection of Jaffar's already twisted mind, driving him to increasingly malicious behavior. After all, being the court's 'mage' probably meant you had contact with a lot of nasty chemicals that could screw with your head and appearance. They could milk that for a sympathetic backstory if they wanted to put it in there.

>>90424922
Released under Disney.

>>90393407
>Ghostbusters got 73%, is shit
>Moana got 95%, main character is feminist Donut Steel
>Get Out got 99%, exists because of paranoia
>Beauty and the Beast got 74%, literally just Beauty and the Beast in live action
>All of these either are or will be certified fresh
What is wrong with Rotten Tomatoes lately?

>>90425756
I wonder.

>>90390849
For what purpose do you shill, anon?

>>90419154
>>90419286
Why aren't there stories about Fae Hunters? Get a bunch of enhanced weaponry and go around killing those jerks.

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>>90399346