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Star vs the Forces of Evil

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What would make starcofags finally accept that their ship is dead ?
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>>90386082
the show ending
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God damn it, we don't need a THIRD Star thread.
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>>90386136
Sure we do!
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>>90386190
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Would you?
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>>90386215
VOREFAGS GET OUT REEEEEE
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If you want to support the show, buy the book, because holy shit there is some lore.
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>>90386215
I doubt I'd fit.
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>>90386436
>ponyhead kingdom and Mean I are literally next to each other
No doubt PH is Star closest friend next to Marco
Also scans when? For us nonUS people
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Do not mate with bugs.
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>>90386572
It's in another thread. Look up "Is this even meant to be in my hands now?" in the catalog.
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>>90386436
>The Johansens have their own kingdom

Is River the king of that kingdom too?
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>>90386495
>>90386495
Marco confirmed used goods for a long time

S L U T
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>>90386620
He probably has an older brother or something, kingdoms tended to not want the same person in charge of multiple.
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>>90386436
>Kingdom of the Johansens to the east
>Kingdom of the Pigeons to the west
I can't wait for that episode in S4 where, for the sake of Mewni's peace Star must marry a Pigeon only to be stopped by Star's best friend (and nothing more), Marco.
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>>90386618
Thanks anon
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>>90386648
>Not killing his older brother to guarantee a double inheritance for his heir

River is a shit ruler
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>>90386666
wew lad

On a serious note, the fact that Nefcy already had all this stuff so detailed when it has been almost completely irrelevant to the show so far, plus the timing of this book, makes me feel like it's a lot more likely Season 3 and beyond is going to revolve a lot more around dimension hopping than staying on Earth.
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>Moon's assassin was called Dirt
>Marco Ubaldo Diaz's initials make MUD
But what does it mean?
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>>90386436
Also apparently Jackie's hair is natural.

So clearly she is a magical creature
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>>90386572
>For us nonUS people
The person that's posting the book is from Australia. No excuses in not buying it even if you're a poorfag because it's only $6.93 hardcover and 9.99 on kindle app.
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STARCO IS CUTE AND PERFECT!

CUTE AND PERFECT!
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>>90386682
You can not insult the Manlet King like this.
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>Rarararararr!
Star is so fucking cute holy shit

>My bed! Woo-hoo!
>The pillows absorb tears!
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>>90386709
>9.99 on kindle app
Amazon hates Australian Kindle, it seems
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>>90386709
They don't sell Disney merchandise that it's not toys her
Not to mention that it would probably be translated and fuck that
If I ever see it I'll buy anon don't worry
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L O R E
O
R
E
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>>90386718
Oh, come on. How can you be a good king if you're not willing to murder your relatives for another crown?
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>>90386760
>Septarsis
So is Toffee some sort of...royalty? A high-ranking member anyway?
>Avarius-Septarsis Treaty
Ludo isn't familiar with Toffee beforehand, so I assume he's not that familiar with his family history.
>He was incapable of regenerating after the conflict prior to the Mewman/Monster Accord
So perhaps the way to truly kill him is remove his regenerating ability, somehow.

I can see an episode at least showing either Toffee's origin story or someone going back through his history.
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Reminder that Janna is the most powerful character in the show.
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>>90386795
Moon's spell must be about removing life itself, for a regenerator that might translate to no more cell regeneration thus ending life
Maybe Toffee's cells even fight against the spell all the time just keeping him alive
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>>90386795
"He is Septarian and thus [capable] of regenerating"
Septarian is the name for Toffee's species of lizardmen.
The book also refers to Rasticore as "Rasticore of Septarsis"
Septarsis is presumably their home dimension, or more likely another Kingdom sharing Mewni's dimension.
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>>90386827
Surely just because the name originates from Filipine doesn't mean she's a Filipino.
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Someone explain the jazz meme to me please
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>>90386136
The more threads that are made the sooner they can be tossed into /trash/
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>>90386795
>Toffee headed to the castle originally to talk to Ludo's parents, and get their help instead

Maybe getting Ludo alone was a lucky accident in Toffee's grand scheme
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>>90386850
It's in the sleepover episode where Marco plays the keyboard
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>>90386873

Oh, ok

I thought I missed something deeper
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>yfw other lizard is Rasticore
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Look at this fucking weaboo right here
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>>90386760
I honestly feel like I should be on Toffee's side in all this.

>aliens arrive in your dimension
>use magic to slaughter your people
>drive you out of all the fertile lands
>destroy your temples and culture
>marginalize whatever nobility you have left
>force an accord that makes you outcasts in your own home, banished to the shitty parts of of the world where nothing grows and everything is dangerous as fuck
>you are now considered a criminal for fighting them

Mewmen are scum.
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Does SvtFoE have Japanese fans?
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>>90386904
It actually does fit his profile
Also, the book says Mina Loveberry fought with Moon.
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>>90386934
Er, alongside Moon, I should say.
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>>90386727
>the pillows absorb tears!
A good investment.
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>>90386929
Yes, definitely. Here's a gif from a Japanese fan. Or a Japanese-speaking fan, anyway.
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>>90386917
Karatefags knowing at least some moonspeak is super unsurprising. It would be more interesting if he couldn't moon
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Have we ever seen Tom's dad?
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WHAT COULD STAR MEAN BY THIS
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>>90387084
>Implying Moon will ever be a grandma
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>>90386082
(to OP) EEWW.. WHAT IS UP WITH THAT PIC??
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>>90387084
Of course she knows that she will have a daughter at some time, if she doesn't then her parents are gonna arrenge a matrimony for her.
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>>90387092
>>90387110
Are you just going to repost pages posted on the other thread?

also, I thought you can't post duplicate images
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Just makin' sure no one misses out on the lorebomb from the other thread.
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>>90387084
>The pillows are good for something else too! ;)

>>90387149
Skywynne a cute
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>>90387145
That's only on the same thread, isn't it?
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>>90387135
There was some kind of book similar to the journal from gravity falls released with some details about characters and some lore hints, that's Star's page, that monster is a portrait of Star drawn by Marco himself.
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>>90387133
You don't know, maybe the bull that's fucking Moon will bless the Butterfly with a second princess who's not utterly useless.
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>>90387110
....wait.... Guys, what of the dude in the picture with Eclipsa IS her Mewman King husband, and the monster she ran off with is someone else?
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oh
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>>90387193
Eesh, how hard did the Mewmans inbreed? No wonder she swapped to monster cock.
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>>90387149
Then here's a bit of lore about the Echo Creek students' names

Star Butterfly
Marco "Harem Boss" Diaz
Jackie-Lynn Thomas
Janna Ordonia
Ferguson O'durguson
Alfonzo Dolittle
Francis Smithington
Lars Vanderbild
Justin Amberg
Brittney Wong
Sabrina Backintosh
Hope Halley
Moobs Squitson
Starfan13
Raya Romney
Blake Lemons
Megan Gandlym
Ingrid Bloomgren
Chelsea McNelsey
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>>90386919

just like native americans and pilgrims, right?
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>>90387031
then here's a japanese fanart of karate
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>>90386919
The best part is the High Commission isn't even some impartial assembly of the biggest dudes in all the dimensions, 4/6th of them have a chain of command to the Butterfly Kingdom.
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A Star thread without a single instance of the word "cuck"?
I must be dreaming.
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>Glossaryck is god
>For some reason he trains a bunch of sluts who he could whipe out of existence or just throw them into the void
>They wouldn't even be able to return by themselves
>But for some reason he's been training them for centuries

What's his endgame? seriously?
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>>90386716
marco is cut and erect!
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>>90387279
Why must he have an endgame
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>>90387279
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>>90387279
Be honest anon. If you were God, wouldn't you want to spend your days with cute princesses?
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>>90387249
That is the obvious parallel.
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Where were you when Manna was made endgame?
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>>90387286
>cut

Come on now Anon, the Diaz's might be a bit simple, but not so simple as to mutilate their only son's genitals
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>>90387318
All Marco had to do is find a person that wouldn't lead to a divorce.

Like, say, a girl who's accepting and understanding of his many flaws and is cool with a lot of his insecurities. And one who heard literally all of his embarrassing secrets.
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>>90387318
At home watching the pilot
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>>90387343
Like Sabrina!
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>>90387305
Why can't he just make his own pudding?
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>>90386082

Does anyone have the scan of the page this drawing comes from? I can already hear Star making excuses for Marco.
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>>90387366
Here you go
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>>90387318
dipping chips into my finely-crafted guac-bowl
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>>90387366
She says "He's getting better, don't make fun of him." or something along those lines.
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>>90386436
How many pages is it? I love it when shows publish lil encyclopedias about themselves. It's a neat collectable
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>>90387279
I honestly just thinkle he's just a genie, but an abstract one. Who ever owns the book has control and do whatever they want, but he goes about it in such obtuse way.

>I need to go to other dimensions
>okay I don't want to do all that work so I will just make somebody to do it for me.

>I need to become stronger!
>okay, but we need to train, but I guarantee you will become stronger

Etc etc
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>>90387309

so, Star is Ivanka Trump and her dad is Trump? MAKE A WALL TO STOP THE MONSTERS!
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>>90387371
Star's going to have to give him lessons on capturing the beauty of the female form.

>>90387375
Like 200 pages.
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>>90387205
Kek
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>>90387383
Americans had been oppressing the natives for quite some time before the first Trump arrives on America, son.
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>>90387318

>LESBIAN ENDGAME

it's Legend of Korra all over again and it had 4 seasons too!
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>>90387383
>Native Americans = Mexicans
What now?
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>>90387359
All these cute human girls and somehow people think Marco is going to choose a retarded bug
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>>90387414
Anon, Manna does not equal any lesbian couple
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>>90387416
so you wouldn't pick the cute rich magical princess with the ability to fly?
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>>90387369

He completely forgot about Star when his dad asked that tho
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>>90387359
Sabrina really is the cutest grill. Shame she's a background character.
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>>90387416
How is this a bug?
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>>90386727
>>90387205
>This is how Star has been feeling since Bon Bon
I don't know how the fuck she even made it to the concert
I know that feel, how can she even look at Marco
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>>90387440
The name Backintosh sure isn't helping, unless she's got an absolutely delectable back
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>>90387461
I'd say its moderately distracting.
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>>90387453
Cuckening requires a strong heart at the start.
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>>90387371

Thanks man. I know some people who think drawing is about making everything as detailed as possible, but fuck up when it comes to proportions or positioning.
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>>90387416
>the starco is endgame meme
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>>90387461
Her booty is way more distracting than Chantelle's.
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Janna is confirmed Filipino (last name is Ordonia) in the new SVTFOE Book "Guide to Mastering Every Dimension"
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>>90387500
...I don't think that post is advocating for that meme.
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>>90387509
Just when I thought she couldn't get worse
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>>90387509
Could just be part Filipino.
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The Blood Moon is evil and compelling Marco and Star together. Wake up people.
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>>90387509
>>90387523
Half Filipino, half Romanian (Gypsy)
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>>90387435
>cute
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>>90387359
I wonder how this general would react if Nefcy had the final episode be a timeskip, and just making Sabco endgame.
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>>90387532
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>>90387539
Did I stutter?
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>>90387509
>least best girl is now a fucking shovel flip
>Marco confirms he doesn't like Janna
Being Janna must suck
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>>90387369
I like how he said that Jackie was his partner in crime and forgot about Star lmao
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>>90387551
cute, but broken
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We all know that Marco is gonna end up with Hekapoo. Why even bother with these ship wars?
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>>90387531

Probably. I just want Star to be happy.
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>>90387369
>"Now Star, there's a criminal."
>"If only she could have stolen my son's virginity."
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>>90387548
With a lot of terrible "cucking" jokes.
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>>90387565
Because sometimes it's fun to imagine impossible things
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>>90387553
What's wrong with Filipinos?
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>>90387539
>questions Star's cuteness
>posts worst gem
how can one /co/mrade be so wrong
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>>90387578
she doesnt have the accent
she is likely born and raised in the US
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Could this break Marco?
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>>90387565
Pretending to be Starcofags who are pretending to be Jarcofags is fun. Need to hit that optimal depth of cover to hide my Jarco stench
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>>90387383
I don't want to alarm you, anon, but there was a universe before the last election.
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>>90387565
People are confused because she was introduced way too late.
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>>90387598
Yeah, it's shipperception.

I'm a Jarcofag pretending to be a Starcofag, pretending to not care.
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>>90387638
sadly, she is tied with omnitraxus for least developed commissioner
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>>90387594
>JackiexJeremy
wow, yeah I think that would break Marco, but it would never happen

post more if you got it though
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Star the Mad
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>>90387655
>but it would never happen
Unless someone...someone who wanted Marco to suffer...make it so
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>>90387079

Nope. I don't think we knew his lastname before this. >>90386436 it's apparently Lucitor
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>>90387670
ha ha
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>>90386699
Just like how you shouldn't call Star a bug, you shouldn't call Jackie a seaple.

Remember, do not call Jackie a Seaple.
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>>90387653
Lekmet

We don't know shit about him except that he can res people at the cost of his own life-force.
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Filipina master race coming through
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>>90387672
see the real issue is that Jackie wouldn't put up with Jeremy's shit

the only way they would be together is basically if Jackie is bullying and controlling Jeremy, and possibly using him for his money

and I don't think that would break Marco just make him think Jackie is a bitch
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where were you when anomolayh predicted the future?
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>>90386436
The Pigeon Kingdom is Ludo's family.
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>>90387699
yeah, only one not to get an episode
most of what we know about him is second hand from rhombulus
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R8 my star/ Jackie fusion
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>>90387698

Jackie is not particularly dumb. Is she? The only dumb thing she did so far was the 'read my mind Marco'.
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>>90387687
I knew what was under the spoiler before even reading it, but I laughed anyway.
underrated starmeme
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>>90387755
she hasnt shown much for either high or low intelligence
she seems rather average in that regard, with a few hints of silliness
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>>90387755
There's nothing I can really think of besides being bored/tired in Math class, but everyone other than Marco was too.
She doesn't seem dumb.
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>>90387753
Looks neat
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>>90387753

7.8/10 - Not enough bug.

Really though, Star looks real good in shorts.
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>>90387110
>outside of the city
>no sign of the monsters that were sieging it

Festivia is scary.
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>>90387755
I mean she somehow missed that Marco had a crush on her that whole time

that's pretty dumb
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>>90387798
low perception =/= low intelligence
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>>90387753
Vuery nice.
I give it 9/10 ratings, mostly because neck placement is weird.
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>>90387796
She looks like the type to keep smiling even when fighting.
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>>90387755
well she probably made some retarded deal with a witch to become a human

so you tell me do you think Ariel was dumb?
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>>90387755
She's not, so again, don't call her a Seaple.
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>>90387827
>She gets to be a human
BUT
>She has to wear gross paper clips in her ear
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>>90387594
Marco would snap that shrill little cunt in half
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>>90387792
I haven't seen the whole show what does that mean
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>>90387827
>she made some deal with a witch to become a human
Yeah, when she was 5 years old apparently.
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>>90387110
>>90387796
Makes me wonder if, just like how Celena's beauty is a magic thing, if the joy Festivia brought to her people is also her magic spell.
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>>90387796
what's that gif from?
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>>90386082
Marco would have to draw a picture of how he sees Star Butterfly and the picture would have to end up looking like a hideous freak, like in OP's picture.
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>>90387864
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W
I
F
E
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>>90387864
The shorts part or the bug part?
If you don't know about the reason everyone calls Star a bug, please get out of this thread and don't come back until you're up to speed. You're gonna get spoiled.
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>>90387858
That would constitute a Broken Marco, would it not?

Cuckening is not how you can totally destroy the bull, but the feelings you get when the bull fucked your partner
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>>90386488
She could roll around in lube and then hug your dick and fly up and down.
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Mewni Kingdom
- The Butterflys
Johanson Kingdom
- The Johansons
Pigeon Kingdom
- The Auvariases
The Underworld
- The Lucitors
Cloud Kingdom
- The Pony Heads
Waterfolk Kingdom
- The Thomases
Pixtopia
- Slut
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>>90386699
I knew that already, I've seen porn of it.
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>>90387874
>Mandatory happiness

Keep piling on the Mewman moral ambiguity.
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>>90386215
I would give it the old high school try..
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>>90387753
>Finally, Marco don't have to choose
>Er, Star, can you get out of Jackie? No offense, but with you I can't...get it going.

Super nice art, btw, love the way the hair works.
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>>90387963
Star BTFO'd.
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>>90387385
>Star's going to have to give him lessons on capturing the beauty of the female form.
Thatsmyfetish.png
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>>90387945
I saw that too, I never would have thought porn would predicted an actual thing
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>>90387963
>heard it in Marco's voice
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Remember when no one was shipping Jarco?
Ha ha... ha.
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>>90387878
A Very Serious House:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2feUg_udU0Q

The Jhonen Vasquez Disney show that never happened, though bits of it have been released on YouTube.

>>90387874
Party POWER!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_wdRy7x4Sc
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>>90386632
No, Daniella is a pure waffle.
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>>90387539
/sug/ pls go
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>>90387755
No, Star is just being mean by calling Jackie's race dumb.
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>>90387933
>Waterfolk Kingdom
>- The Thomases

Stop this or fuck off.
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>>90387896
I mean, I'm not sure it's right to attribute a boy's bad picture to his lack of love for the subject and not to his general lack of drawing skills.

He's clearly trying for some realism in there. If he tried to draw Jackie it would look as freaky.

Well, if Jackie is right there he probably wouldn't even finish the painting.
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>>90387532
a.k.a. Flipsy
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>>90387933
>The Thomases

Bugs and bug fuckers need to stop posting.
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>>90386436
where can I get this book
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>>90388035
That's almost a cute nickname for definitely-not-a-Mermaid Jackie.
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>>90388010
She kissed him
SHE HAS FIRST CLAIM OF THE DIAZ!
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>>90388043
The usual book selling places.

The anon who posted the pages he'd scanned himself got it from bookdepo:
https://www.bookdepository.com/Star-vs-the-Forces-of-Evil-Star-and-Marcos-Guide-Mastering-Every-Dimension-Amber-Benson-Dominic-Bisignano-Devin-Taylor-Cindy-Plourde/9781484774199
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>>90388003
REMEMBER WHEN TOM WAS CALLED A KEK? AHAHAHAHAHAH IT WAS SO MUCH FUN, HE EVEN HAD HORNS OH BOY STAR SURE KEKED HIM WITH MARCO AMIRITE?
;_;
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>>90387867
>Jackie's blue streak is natural.
>She didn't have it as a child

N-nani?!
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>>90388003
ironic, jarco went from last place to only serious contender in the blink of an eye, and yet these same people consider the current state of affairs permanent
>>
So how much till we get to Jackie going into the drink. Marco freaking out diving in just to find Jackie standing on the bottom.
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>>90388003
I was looking for the source of those pages where Marco feeds Star pancake and come across a thread in January 2017 saying Jarcofags are retarded.
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>>90386760
i fucking love this L O R E
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>>90388116
I'm not sure if that's ironic or just...stubborn.
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Tom is Bane's son
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>>90387133
Why not? Star has got plenty of cousins to be "royal" with
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>>90386082
They are too deluded to accept it.
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>>90388099
That could have just been Star's retardation.
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>>90386488
>>90387920
I'd let her fist my urethra
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>>90388157
/ss/tar vs. the Forces of Evil

yes, Yes, YES!
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>>90388164
>Jesus isn't a Starco fan
How does this affect the Dies Irae theory
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>>90386082
can we make janna into an alt right symbol?
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>>90388003

There was another version of this with season 2A's second half, and an even older one with season 1. Anyone got those?
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>>90388190
>Gypsy

No

Star on the other hand, yes.
>>
In season 3 can we please replace the old theme song with the 2nd verse of Star's Princess Song

that would be so much better, also a bit more fitting if the show is really shifting to Mewni instead of Earth
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>>90388004
>>90387796
>Disney bought the idea just to pass on it and keep Jhonen and Jenny from developing it further and taking it somewhere else
Goddamn Disney, you are dicks.
>>
>>90388211
Can Filipinos be gypsies?
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>>90388003

Truly the beginning of season 2 was the worst time for these threads

Not surprising since season 2A was kinda bad compared to the rest of the show
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>>90388220
for the seasob finale they can reprise the last section, but without a hint of irony of shame as star and marco hold hands in a manner similiar to the pupper show
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>>90388232
Filipinos are basically the Mexicans of Asia

Mexicans the gypsies of America
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>>90388227
But sometimes that dick let out some delicious cum that we all slobber over, like SvtFoE.
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I told you Janna was a flip
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>>90388174
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>>90388240
Not true SOME mexicans work
>>
This thread has a disturbing lack of RIVER
>>
So, Sensei's real name is Brantley
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>>90388187
Of course Jesus wouldn't want a good Catholic boy like Marco to spend time with a girl who dated the son of Satan and spent time in his bedroom, and tried to give Marco a crossdressing fetish, etc.
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>>90388272

Source?
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>>90388274
He needs a good catholic girl like Janna
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>>90388239
>they can reprise the last section, but without a hint of irony

>Who is the boy in the earthly attire?
>The prince of the princess's deepest desire
>I don't need to show it, I think we all know it
>But just to be certain, I'll say it again

>Star Butterfly is in love with her best friend!
>And his name is Marco Diaz.
>Forevermore!!!

That seems too cheesy for Disney TV. What, you think they will end the series on a song all about the love story of the two main leads? Ridiculous!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeikzHiuFzQ
>>
>>90388281
>>90386230
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>>90388254
Wait until they inevitably cancel the show or force Nefcy to rush the ending.
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>>90388300

Cheers
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>>90387594
Nah, there's room enough in the harem
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>>90386648
The 1700s proved that it's best not to let shit like that happen.
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Clearly Dirrhennia is the sluttiest of all the Queens
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>>90387920
No need
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>>90388369
*Smartest

t. Dirrhennia's mother
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>>90386082
Oh, sweetie, no, the entire show is Starco.
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>>90387572
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>>90388569
N-N-N-N-N-N-N-NIIIICE
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>>90388569
lmao
>>
>>90387371
>this is how we make a list in my culture
kek
>>
>>90387867
>Jakie
Jackie is trans confirmed.
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>>90388274
>Jesus
>Catholic

Pick one.
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Post starco fics
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>And super deep down, like way down, she's wearing some go-go boots that she got from a pole-dancing class under her petticoat
>pole-dancing class
Oh shit
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People still doing tights-less edits? If so, here's one you can do.
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Hahahahahaha
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>>90388925
what hurts me is the crop
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>>90388897
MARK DOES IT AGAIN
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>>90387565
>Implying she's ever showing up again until the series finale
Screencap this. I know I'm right
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>>90388897
I guess Ferg and Alfonzo are still sore about this. Who else has Marco got besides his parents and Sensei?
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>>90387371
Kek, I need this book
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>>90388995
Did Marco ever call them his best friends?

Also, if he did, how fucking sad was his life going that those two had to be his only friends
>>
All the Dark Star retards are going to get btfo like the tumblr plebs who constantly thought Dipped in GF would turn evil
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>>90388897
>>90388925
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>>90389019
He still only has two friends, Star and Jackie. He just ditched dicks for chicks.
>>
>>90389019
Yes. In like, the first episode.
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>>90389037
Dipper wasn't directly compared to Bill by the characters unlike Star

>>90389065
Tom's his sort-of friend. Senei's his dumbass buddy but kind of a friend. Janna's something.
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Christ, why did Glossaryck give Lekmet such shitty powers compared to the other three demons he created for the MHC?
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>>90388052
Episode with the three other female exchange students when?
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>>90386768
>>90386682

BEGONE FROM MINE SIGHT ACCURSED KINSLAYER
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>>90389092
>the other three demons he created
What?
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>>90388052
Marco Diaz, more like Marco Danielland
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>>90387698
>Homes falling into seas and rivers

>Jackie says she used to live by the river
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>>90387705
Janna is a flip? Since when?
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>>90388287
Well she is a Filipina so probably a Catholic family.. although she seems interested in the witchier side of things. She probably practices voodoo and santeria.
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>>90389141
See:

>>90388599
>>90388577
>>90388447

I'm honestly impressed that he didn't make them look like him considering this issue from the comic.
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>>90389170
Her actual last name, Ordonia, is a Filipino name.
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>>90388815
Gotta keep in shape you know
>>
>>90389083
He and Mabel both were a dozen times. It doesn't mean shit
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>>90389191
>He and Mabel both were a dozen times
Name 3
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>>90386082
The moon being destroyed.
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>>90389200
NP
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>>90386215
I'd smash her with my dick
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>>90386839
She's brown and likes to steal which are flip traits
>>
Did the bloodmoon actually do anything?

Why did it shine when Marco kissed Jackie?
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>>90389177
I don't think any of the MHC were demons. They're specially made by Glossaryk.
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>>90389177
so the entire commission is basically Glossaryck's family
gee just how powerful he is?
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>>90387092
>Celena the shy

>Pink hair

>Was shy

>Considered the most beautiful

>Could stop people with a look

Such a blatant horse show shout out
>>
Wait, so Tom and Pony Head are Mewnians, too? That actually makes a lot of sense.

Is Star technically the heir to two thrones?
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>>90389244
>basically Glossaryck's family
Excluding his actual family, of course
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So, like, Glossaryk is God.

What the fuck man.
>>
HECKAPOO IS CONFIRMED SPELLING
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>>90387230
>Starfan13 had her name legally changed to Starfan13
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>>90389332

So what does this make of his three sisters and one brother? Are they also God in anothe set of parallel dimensions separate from this "canon" universe or something?
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>>90389332
A god with four siblings.
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>>90389290
Star is heir only to the Butterfly Kingdom.

The Johansens, the Lucitors, the Ponyheads and the Thomases have their own royal lineages. Also there's a pigeon kingdom apparently.
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>>90389338
Hekapoo is best demon... girl... thing what is she exactly?
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>>90389338
Oh shiit, you're right

>>90389363
Best MHC member
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>>90387092
Is Solaria Moons mom?
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>>90389338
>>90389381
>Heckapoo one time
>Hekapoo two times
he doesn't seem to care much about spelling
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>>90389360
The pidgeon kingdom is totally the Avarius Family
>>
>>90386082
Marco and/or Star dying in the last episode. With no possible way to resurrect either one.
>>
Do the mewmans represent Albanians?
>>
>>90386082

apparently marco's dad didn't give him any art lessons
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>>90386215
Do what? Sell her real estate?
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>>90389419
Pigeon Kingdom and Castle Avarius is geographically separate, though whether that means it's also politically distinct is another question.
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>>90389311
Whew, are we going full lore in season 3 and 4?
>>90389415
I think it goes either way, In my country, theres people called "Helena" or "Elena", for example. And even if they prefer it a certain way, it's not wrong to spell it differently.
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Is this guy right ?
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>>90389454
>musty montains

heh, cheeky cunts
>>
>>90389381
H A C K A P O O
>>
>>90389454
Why would the Waterfolk live so close to the Garbage Beach?
>>
>>90387416
A magical alien princess who can transform into a multi-armed succubus is available, and somehow people think Marco is going to choose a boring human girl.
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>>90389521
>multi-armed succubus
er, way to exaggerate Star's sexual skills there

for all we know what the six arms mean is six times the awful handjob
>>
>>90389508
because they're stupid

and much like their princess, Jackie, they are trash
>>
>>90387705
Janna Banana got a little funnier seeing as how a major export from the Philippines is bananas.

>Janna is a flip but is skinny as fuck

She's an oddity to be sure, flip women tend to be pretty thick
>>
>>90389530
someone post the Mewberty green text
you know the one
>>
>>90389290
There's nothing saying River was a prince from Johansen and even if he was, he probably wasn't in line to inherit the throne since he chose to be Moon's consort.
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>>90387230

>Jackie's yearbook note

How could you do this to her Star
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>Janna will never be your gf
Life is eternal suffering
>>
>>90389483
Well, that might explain why Ludo was trying to steal Star's wand.... But the Butterlfies didn't do anything. And why Moon is "friendly" with Ludo's family. And why monsters don't fight Star on Raid the Cave.
>>
So, did all of the Mewnians ban together, and curb stomp the monsters, before dividing up Mewni among themselves?
>>
>>90389630
I'm starting to get more and more confused about what Mewni defines as a monster.
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>Janna in ten years

>Marco keeps turning her down
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Here's more fuel for Jarco
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>>90389704
Thats fine, we all know that Janna wants to become a demon queen anyway
>>
>>90389680
I imagine looking like a walking lobster and not human would make it easy to figure out the difference
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>>90389740
And the slamdunk
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>>90387230
I cant see shit
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>>90389538

my gf in high school was filipino and she and her family were rail thin

it's about half-in-half in my experience
>>
>>90389767
Victory is sweet
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>>90389763
But why is this handsome devil considered a Demon and not a monster?
>>
>>90389826
Also, why are the Pidgeons not considered monsters?
>>
>>90389826
because demons are from the underworld

Monsters are from Mewni
>>
>>90389811
Well I went to the Philippines once while on tour and just about every woman I saw was pretty thick, especially the Mamasans. But I guess you're right, Janna just wasn't blessed
>>
>>90389865
The Underworld is part of Mewni.
>>
>>90389864
They are.
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>>90389826
Tom is considered a demon, not a mewman and the demon's seem to have their own respectable kingdom and abilities which is probably why they're not considered monsters
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>>90388897

Marco could easily have more friends if he weren't so uptight
>>
How many pages are in the book? It'd be awesome if someone could scan it...
>>
>>90389919
Maybe it's because they're pretty much humanoid, with the exception of horns, and are intelligent?
>>
>>90389941
quality is way more important than quantity when it comes to friends

I would rather have 5 friends I really know and can count on then 20 friends I just party with but couldn't call to bail me out of jail if I needed it
>>
>>90389488
>inb4 dwarves related to stars dad live there
>>
>>90389454
>Avarius really is through the house of certain death and the Johansens leave on the other side of the Hill of Flags

Such accurate geography

The lore! It's too deep!
>>
>>90389941
His entire class did go to his party in Starcrushed so I'm pretty sure he's not as friendless as we think. Hs social life got a major boost when Star started living with him and saw the effects in season 2 when he hung out with people who weren't Alfonso and Ferguson
>>
>>90389941
Oskar's a fucking loser though
>>
>>90390037
Star does improve his social standing!

best he can do in return is aid her in her every magical mishaps
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>>90389767
>Star is the reason Jackie realized her feelings for Marco
How does one girl cuck herself so badly?
>>
Could someone please give us all the info on the queens? I keep hearing that's really good section
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>>
Can we not use the "cuck" word? It makes you sound like a chicken.
>>
>>90388211
You're kind of misinformed

Janna is Filipino and the president of the Philippines is waging a hardcore war on crime and drug dealers. Guy has legit made it ok for the police to outright kill drug dealers and he's cut crime in half since he's been in office
>>
>>90390037
>His entire class did go to his party in Starcrushed
I'm 80% sure that's because everybody knows Star
>>
>>90390116
don't call her that
>>
So, are the Butterflies like the "master race" of Mewni, or something? They have some insanely OP magic abilities.
>>
You know, I think season 2 happened mostly on Earth because season 3 is going to be almost entirely off-Earth/dimension hopping.
>>
>>90390125
Go away cuck and learn the difference between CLUCK and C U C K
>>
>>90387718
But ponyhead was on the party she know star is not on earth.
>>
>>90390090
>cuck herself so badly
Dem's some excellent cucking, if you ask me.
>>
>>90390131
Star was MIA for most of the party though if you hadn't noticed. People knew about Marco since Season 1, he was called the Safe Kid after all. Just that by season 2, Jackie became his girlfriend and he was less nervous around people so that probably allowed him to improve his social standing. Hell, Brittney was at his party and Brittney hated Star
>>
>>90387705
>philippino
>white
>>
>>90390104
Read the thread:
>>90387092
>>90387110
>>90387149
We know two more Queens, Festivia the Fun and Skywynne the Queen of Hours (who invented the Warnicorn Stampede spell)
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>>90389767
>>90389592
>>90387230

Man, there isn't a single malicious bone in Jackie's body.

maybe Star should've just left Marco a note or something instead dropping that drama bomb.
>>
>>90387532
Jesus christ how horrifying
>>
>>90390260
No doubt she should have, but she made her choice in the spur of the moment, no matter the consequences, which is very much a Star thing to do.
>>
>>90387705
I always liked Janna but now that I know she's asian, I like her even more.
>>
>>90390257
Also know Dirhhennia the Retarded (Heaped) who really like balls, and her more component little sister, Crescenta the Eager
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>>90389177
Ok,mind officially, slightly shocked.
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>>90388815
>some gogo boots she got from a pole dancer
wut
How is this ok?
>>
>>90388995
>Hang out with a fat fuck and lanky faggot
OR

>Hang out with three girls who are wet for you, a demon who's rich and can resurrect the dead, and a flying pony head

Not a hard choice
>>
>>90389886
maybe Mewni is the name of the planet, the equivalent of calling it Earth
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>>90388157
Marco could totally make sweet bank. He got scissors and could set up a trade with the monsters corn for whatever shit they got.
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>>90390343
>>90388815
>>90389188
Look, man. River's terribly patient. He only gets it during his birthday, half of the anniversary, and some holidays. Moon's gotta sate him completely during those junctures or he'll be gagging for it all year.
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>>90390328
Did they get pictures?
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>>90389381
>I can kinda go wherever
so much for being "trapped" and totally "absorbed"
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>>90389767

>Marco's advice for asking out chicks: don't
>It still works
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>>90390406
No, but the balls did.
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>>90389740
>>90389767
Annoyingly, Marco's attempts to start Star/Oskar is a total fuck-up.
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Admit it. You only want Jarco because Jackie makes for better porn due to that body.

But Starco is pure
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>Manna is dead
>Marco would rather date Pony Head than Janna

Now THAT is a twist. Would rather let Pony Head, someone who has tried to actively murder him, live than date Janna. Damn. That is harsh.
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>>90390465
ah but we did learn that Tom is literally Marco's stalker
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>>90390090
why is she so cuck?
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>>90390465
Not only did he not gain any additional knowledge, he brought Tom into this shit
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Did we learn who Moon's mother was?
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>>90390090
It really hits home when you read this part

>And the cute guy from skate camp was only a friend because nothing ever happened between us, so I had nothing to feel bad about discovering I kinda liked Marco too

>Star can't get upset because Jackie made a move first and Star never did anything

Starco forever BTFO
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>>90390500
dubs comfirms, ponyco is real official end game
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>>90389740
>>90389767
Jarco must succeed. We cannot let the bug have the Mango.
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>>90390465
Is that a SLAVERY joke?
Are there slaves in Mewni?
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>>90390531
Solaria
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>>90390521
And bringing Tom in just ruins the whole interview

>>90390510
Fair enough
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>>90390581
Star calls a bunch of other former queens "Grandma", though
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>>90390521
Tom is monitoring Marco for any mention of Star, so likely he'll learn about her confession in Starcrushed.
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>>90390567
well nobody seems to mind how Ludo treats his underlings, pets and rats.
A monarchy is barely above global slavery to begin with
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Is this show like SU but with less crying and singing?
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>>90387532
If she had kids with Marco, you would have the laziest master thief race ever to exist.
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>>90390640
Well even though im not far through this show, it seems like it.
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>>90390600
And in the end all he did is further Tomco!

Fuck, Marco, you're useless at starting romance on your own.
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>>90387557
He was thinking with his dick.
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>>90390640
It's nothing like SU at all. It's like if you combined Sailor Moon and Kim Possible but switched the personality of the girl and boy. Also added deepest lore
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>>90390640
>less crying
They're just preparing the characters for that maximum sadness

and most of the tears come from the fans
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>>90390600
>Tom asks Marco to be his psychologist
>Marco begrudgingly agrees, thinking it'll be a lay-up because he believes Tom's just a spoiled brat with no real issues
>"When I was a kid, the other demons on the playground used to beat me for liking boy bands. And my dad let them because he doesn't like the fact that I like boy bands."
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>>90390640
Crying and singing happen much less frequently, making them much more emaningful when they do happen.
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>>90390640

This show is about DEEPEST LORE and the female MC getting cucked

10/10 best anime of 2017, highly recommend
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>>90390600
I really hope we get more Tom and Marco episodes next season. Love/Hate bromance is the best kind of bromance
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>>90390640
Also, funnier. But that could be a matter of personal tastes
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>Tom put a curse on Marco every time Star is mentioned

Man that kind of ruins him a little for me
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>>90390664
Tsundere bromance? Is that even a thing?
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>>90390711
>like gay shit
>surprised when normal people bully you

what

a

tweest
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>>90390717
I gotta say, Star really is a champ. She only really cried in that moment despite all the shit she's gone through in 2B
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>>90390595
Well she didn't add the "great" moniker to Solaria like she did the others an we know Eclipsa isn't because she's Moon's Great Grandmother eight generations removed
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>>90390640
This is way better than SU.
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>>90390809
Star truly is the Cuck with a Strong Heart.
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>>90390809
That we've seen on screen. I'm pretty sure that tear absorbing pillow got a lot of use after Bon Bon
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>>90390809
Star cried a couple of times during the season, but it was played for laughs. These were meaningful tears about telling someone you think you love them, but now you'll probably never see them again.
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>>90390808
>His Super Awesome

Is that what she calls it?
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>>90387230
Jannas picture feels so real
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>>90390846
SU's had twice as many seasons. How does SvtFoE compare to SU's first two seasons?
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>>90386632
>Marco won't talk about

Daniella confirmed for taking Marco's virginity
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>>90390600
And Marco will be so dead
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>>90390600
And then he beats the shit out of him?
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>Glossaryk serves the Butterfly lineage
>Glossaryk tutors new queens
>Glossaryk creates Hekapoo so Mewmen can travel the multiverse
>Glossaryk creates Rhombulus as some kind of weird protector of Mewmen
>Glossaryk creates Lekmet to teach Mewmen about life and transience
>Glossaryk creates Omnitraxus to teach Mewmen about space and time

>"But I don't have a side."

BULLLLLLLLLshit Glossaryk. Bull fucking shit.
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>>90390910
They're better than SvtFoE's first season, but SvtFoE's second season blows SU's out of the water.

Of note is Queen Moon Butterfly's subplot. A stern, but loving, maternal figure who tries to be more lenient and understanding with her daughter...and is brutally punished for it.
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>>90390600
I'm sure he must have already heard about Ruberiot's song
>>
>>90390510
>>90390664
>>90390720
Please off to Tumblr with your cancerous Bipper ships.
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>>90387755
She's the legendary superseaple, blessed with incredible dexteritiy, beauty and intelligence.
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>>90391032
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>>90391018
That's the point anon...

He's playing Toffee.
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>>90390711
>Marco's face when he ends up delving into Tom's deeply troubled childhood.
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>>90389798
Here's another image
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Toffee did nothing wrong.
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>>90391018
Maybe he just means he does what he pleases and the tos and fros of less powerful beings are little more than a distraction for him?
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>>90391018
You just know they will find the answer by finding his home in the middle of nowhere and he'll say he was the solution all along
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>>90391065
wow brittany is a bitch
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>>90390759
His status as a jerk has never fully gone, he's just shown some positive touches here and there. I doubt someone like him could every really be much more than that, he is a rather important demon.
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>>90391031
That's one more reason, why there is no more Ruberiot
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>>90391065
>Das sieht aus wie Tinte, ist es aber nicht. Hab einen schoenen Sommer!

Can Ingrid even speak English?
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>>90391065
>See you in Marco's closet after he's asleep-Janna
what did Janna mean by this?
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>>90391089
YOUR MAGESTY
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>>90391102
what did she wrote?
all i can make out is
>i wish this pen wrote with five
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>>90391089
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>>90391122
And if it isn't ink, what is it?
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>>90391031
>Marco wonders why Tom isn't jealous
>Tom reluctantly shows Marco footage of this
>"Don't stick your lips on crazy, Marco."
>Tom's just going to bunker down and wait for the Starpocalypse to pass
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>>90391122
>This looks like ink but it's not. Have a nice sommer.
I don't now
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>>90391147
Fire.
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>>90387867
>Jackie only has two dashes in her eyes as a toddler and she's wearing a Yin Yang necklace

I'm pretty sure there's some symbolism here.
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>>90391065
>you're the best
Does Jackie still think that?
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>>90390910
Significantly better

>SU's had twice as many seasons
It came out earlier. What does that have to do with anything?
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>>90386929
Ko Takeuchi (the person who illustrates the Rhythm Heaven and Warioware series) is a known westaboo and has drawn Star before.
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>>90391018
>>90391060
That or he has a bit of guilt for propping up the Mewmans so much while they screwed the monsters. He's already shown how much of a passive aggressive asshole and is trying to play a long con to set some sort of balance in his mind.

The other theory is that he's a godhand genie that is bound to the will of whoever holds the book/wand. While he's done a lot of shit for the Mewmans his argument for not being on anyone's "side" is that he's always doing the will of whoever holds the book and doesn't really care about Mewmans, Monsters, and Ludo particularly.
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>>90391189
unnamedsisterontheright is my waifu
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>>90391147
>you could stop at five or six pens
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>>90390446
that's not fair his musk is too strong
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>>90391147
"I wish this pen wrote with fire."

That's pretty good sass actually.
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>>90391228
>glossaryck
>guilt

nah
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>>90391167
Blut, natuerlich
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>>90390910
>SU's had twice as many seasons.
but half the plot. and a tenth of the character progression
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>>90391230
she's the best
got plenty of character development in this episode.
you could say from 0% to 100%
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>>90391139
>Only one male friend who is 50/50 friend/enemy
NOW DO YOU REGRET THROWING AWAY FERGUSON AND ALFONZO, MARCO? YOU MONSTER!
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>>90391138
1. Star and Janna are canonly in the closet together.

2. Star's so thirsty she's taken to creep watching Marco in his sleepwear while he sleeps with Janna.

3. Both.
>>
Star almost told Marco she loved him "I do L...", but stopped herself and rephrased it as "I do have a crush on you."
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>>90391245
I don't get it
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>>90391143
there is no god
there is no jesus
there is no -ALAA
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>>90391139
Is there more to this?
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Is it wrong to want to pin Marco down and break his mind until he's my own qt Mexican trap
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>>90391234
>or, just one
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>>90391018
The Mewmans held the book, so he was obligated to serve them. Specifically the queen.
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>>90391213
>What does that have to do with anything
Well, I haven't watched it, I just assumed, with the popularity it had, that the more recent seasons have collapsed due to the fame. I thought the early seasons would be better.
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>>90391065
>Fat kid's name is Moobs
>Short for man-boobs
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>>90391298
I thought Mewberty was over, Star
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>>90391281
Aw fuck. Season 3's going to be heartbreaking, isn't it?
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>>90391302
we've gone to far
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>>90391285
She wishes she could torch Star's yearbook just by writing in it.
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>>90391277
>Remembering that piece incog made where Janna was sucking Marco's dick while he slept

>He made that during the first season
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>>90391065
>2014 - 2015

Huh, this makes the Otis memorial even more wrong in terms of years described by Marco.
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>>90391275
Well, there is sensei but he doesn't have Marco's phone number so he is probably wondering who is the guy that texted him "MY BEST FRIEND HAS A CRUSH ON ME, SHE LEFT FOREVER, JACKIE IS MAD, COME HERE RIGHT NOW"
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>>90391319
Her last hope is getting preggo and she knows it.
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>>90391329
Why even sign it then?
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>>90391317
>The other two fat kids names rhyme
>Ferguson O'Durguson and Chelsea McNelsy
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Is there still a chance of seeing Eclipsa in the fourth season?
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>>90391260
Oder Haarfärbemittel. Die Farbe würde passen.
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>>90391189
Hard to believe Pony Head had the same (?) size of family, two parents with thirteen children.
>>
>>90391065

>Yearbook class isn't in alphabetical order

first time I've seen that
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>>90391353
so Bug/Human magical Hyrbid children are the only thing on her mind?
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>>90391346
>JACKIE IS MAD
haha
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>>90391346
Man, he is too old to be Marco's friend, kind of creepy and predatory.
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>>90391102
Water is wet
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>>90391376
NEFCY THE HACKEEEEETTTTEEE
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>>90391298
Yes, yes it is
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>>90391378
It's in everybody's mind I think. Some just hope the maggots painfully eat their way out of her body.
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>>90391262
SVTFOE is telling a story.

Steven Universe is vacillating comfy Gender Queer agency placation.

>>90391363
Because they're fatty fats and don't deserve real names.

>>90391378
It'll be like the Fly 2 with magic.
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>>90390910

Star's first season at least has bragging rights in some departments while SU for four still continues to have a grand whopping total of zero.

Combine Star's two seasons together, Steven Universe is nothing by comparison
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>>90391372
Na ja
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>>90391396
Marco's like 30
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>>90391319
It's never over
>>
Kitty Cat Addict reaction video when?!
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>>90391441
How old is he?
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>>90391430
RUHE
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>>90391063
"Then there was the time dad couldn't find a back scratcher so he used my first ping pong trophy. It-it broke 4 strokes in. He smelted the pieces back together, but it just wasn't the same after that!"
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>>90391139
Technically Janna knows Star by hanging around Marco. Ponyhead acts as Marco's friend too, just not as close as with Star; Marco's two guy friends; Tom; all the foreign exchange students; and Hekapoo with benefits. So that room would be full.
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>>90391486
>Janna is a besty
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> this whole fucking thread.
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>>90391467
His official human age + 16.
He could achieve hundreds of years of wisdom if he just kept going to hekapoo, stay 20 years, go back to reset his age, and go again.
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>>90389239
To tell Marco that he needs to stop cheating on Star.
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>>90391503
Two besties can't be together!
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>>90391396
He's too simple for anything predatory, Marco is easily smarter than the guy. They're dojo bros, they bond at a shared social activity where age isn't that important. It's quite refreshing to see actually, I've always found that younger relatives really respond to being treated with the respect earned to those with a greater age, even if they don't entirely deserve it as is amusingly the case with Sensei over Marco.
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>>90391503
>JESUS!
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>>90391486
and technically Kelly too, but if we are just talking about male friends then Sensei too
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>>90391536
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>>90391536
Calm down Blood Moon.

You can crash down on Jarco once S3 starts, if that's what you're planning.
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>>90391536
>all those zelda analogies
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>>90391537
He'd go back to his 30 year old body in Heckapoo's dimension probably.
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>>90391065
>>90389767
>Star had to crap all over Jackie and Marco's relationship at the start of the summer despite Jackie being an awesome friend and a really decent human being
>>
To that anon in the other thread I went to get 4chan downloaded for you but thread died a second later. Deleted the originals since 1. they were 40MB or so each 2. So I wouldn't get confused.
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>>90391584
Marco is perfectly capable of telling Jackie that he doesn't feel the same way about Star.
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>>90391503
That should have been her base form to begin with, then I probably wouldn't hate her as much..
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>>90391572
In just 3 days...
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>>90391423
two things

one don't compare season numbers compare the amount of air time we are actually talking about, I think comparing the first two of both works out pretty close but this will fall apart after the 3rd season of Star since CN shrunk season length while Disney expanded it

two, I think your just wrong, Star has come no where close to the Mirror Gem Ocean Gem or The Return and Jailbreak

they simply don't put as much effort into the set up and the reveal, surprises are either out of left field like Toffee wanting to destroy the wand or completely obvious like Toffee possessing Ludo
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>>90391555
>THERE WAS 5 OF 'EM
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Post your greatest Star vs. related confessions right now, I know all of you have something to say.

I watched Gift of the Card 8 times on the day the episode released. Yes, a whole 8 times. 4 of which were in a row.
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>>90391368
I think the fact that dark magic was given such narrative weight in addition to her presence in the crystals means she will almost assuredly play a part moving forwards. I could see Toffee looking to work together with her to promote monster status on Mewnie, which is seemingly one of if not the most important place in the multi-dimensional world that Star vs is.

What could be interesting is that idea that she's not just some evil big bad, instead her interests lay more on the monster side of things. That'd be an interesting dynamic to mirror Star's journey of discovery on the treacherous road that is the Mewman/Monster divide.
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>>90391608
>>90391503
>she has twelve siblings who are actually worse than her
>we'll probably be getting an episode with them in Season 3

Oh...joy.
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>>90391584
This >>90391601. If Marco can't do that himself, then there's already something wrong with the relationship.
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>>90391536
calm down your time is coming
>>
Thanks Daron...
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>>90391536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7QbtpDWFoE
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Just so this thread won't miss it, Ponyhead is the first out of thirteen siblings. And the tenth sibling is literally a mystery, so expect that in S3?
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>>90391536
You'll have your ship soon enough, your Lunar Cosmic Horror. Chill, we have two seasons left.
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>>90391639
After Just Friends I put my cuckposting into maximum overcuck. I'm not sorry.
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>>90391681
Now you made me imagine Cthulhu slamming two dolls together while thinking up fanfics
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>>90391679
>Trans Horse
dear god what am I looking at
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>>90391651
So, Toffee is confirmed for being the triforce of power?
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>>90389767
>get cucked
>in your own fucking book

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>90391601
>Jackie asks Marco if he likes Star.
>Marco answers evasively by saying of course he likes her, she's his best friend.
>Jackie's chill starts to slip and she says "no, do you LIKE her?"
>Marco says "Uhhh..." then runs away and jumps out the nearest window.
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>>90391639
As of right now, I legit consider this one of my favourite shows. I watch every episode at least twice on release.
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>>90391654
It's Marco's fault for being so damn attractive.
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>>90391584
>human being
I have doubts. And a relationship shouldn't start with a lie
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>>90391621
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>>90391639
sometimes to entertain myself I rewatch either BMB, RWS, BBTBC or Starcrushed and make stupid fanfiction out of them
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>>90391536
Fuck off, you're a demonic entity fucking with lives of people I adore just to compel two teenagers to fall in love with each other despite what they truly want.
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>>90391713
>In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits shipping
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>>90391679
Could be something that comes up in the comics, perhaps she's the actual culprit that's looking to frame Ponyhead? She'd have pretty solid motives if she's studious and capable, yet Ponyhead is going to be the next in line to rule. Makes sense if you consider that they wouldn't want to reveal her looks before she comes up in the comics (if at all).
>>
https://twitter.com/oskarkhestra?lang=en
This is a official account from the guide. Some music will be there soon and instrumentals for you to record over.
>>
>>90391754
>if you see tom tell him i said "hi"
kekers
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>>90391773
It binds your souls together, it doesn't force you to love the person you dance with.
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>>90390640
Yes and yes, in fact none of the character sing at all until the third and second to the last episode of the 2nd season, and their sung by characters whose professions are to sing.
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>>90390239
>Brittney was at his party
Brittney was there because of free food, obviously.
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>>90391754
>S3
>Marco goes back into this form
>Adds Monster Arm to it
>Eventually becomes overwhelmed
>Star tried to calm him down by making him think of his parents
>Doesn't work
>think of his friends
>doesn't work
>think of her
>doesn't work
>think of Jackie
>Instantly relaxes, took control over Monster Arm and literally cut it out
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>>90391798
it doesn't look very inhabited yet
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>>90390640
Less crying but more suffering.
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>>90391593
So you couldn't make a folder of what you have now?
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>>90391780
when you live as long as they do, your biggest concern is to find something to entertain yourself
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>>90391065
>Starfan13's name is literally Starfan13
Well that's disappointing
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>>90391639
I was Starco, but I'm actually starting to lean towards Jarco. It makes me happy and feels right for some reason.
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>>90391643
will there finally be a worse episode than fetch?
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Why doesn't Moon like to talk about Solaria? Did Toffee kill her?
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>>90391834
>Asks him to think of Jackie
>still doesn't work
>Asks him to think of Hekapoo
>instantly works
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>>90390852
And Just Friends.
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>>90391832
Forgetting Tom and Marco's duet in Friendenemies, are we?
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>>90391654
This is not good
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>>90391747
The best part about this pic is that Glossaryck is confirmed Hecky's father so him standing next to her like that is extremely fitting. Porn also predicted Jackie's blue streak being natural
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>>90391834
>implying the tattoo on his arm was not given to him by a wiseman during his travels that allows him to summon MA at will
>the next time he feels like using it MA will be mad that he only gets to kill every now and then
>mad bantz between them
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WTF.. STAR RAPING MARCO IS ACTUALLY CANON NOW? How in the FUCK did this get past the censors?
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>>90391895
After Bon Bon she cries, after Just Friends she went on a destroying rampage
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>>90391584

for real

didn't she consider Marco's feelings in any of this
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>>90391899
Can't two bros sing their favorite Love Sentence songs without being judged? Besides the focus was on the singing, not them doing something else while singing at the same time.
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>>90389767
How does Star keep fucking up in all the right ways?
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>>90391906
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>>90391916
HOW DID DISNEY LET NEFCY GET AWAY WITH THIS

they didn't
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>>90391916
PLEASE TELL ME THEY DIDNT FUCK UP THAT BAD
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>>90391916
I see where you edited, son. You can't fool me.
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>>90391018
Glossaryck is Nyarlathotep.
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>>90391941
she's an adept of the "what could possibly go wrong" attitude
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>>90391946
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>>90391754
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>>90391932
She was just told she had to leave Earth and all her friends behind, possibly forever, because an old enemy had come back and was after her. Do you REALLY think anyone would be thinking properly after that?
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>>90391939
I'm not judging any of them, I'm just saying "none of the characters sing at all until the third and second to the last episode of the 2nd season" is incorrect
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>>90391915
>Mad bantz with Monster Arm

I need this.
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>>90391961
It's a very obvious edit, Anon.
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>>90391972
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>>90391982
I forgot.
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>>90391639
Sometimes I fear the crew might hate us for some reason, and I really hope they don't actually do because I love what they do very much and I think they're cool people.
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>>90391975
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>>90391643
By the dark lord....NOOOO!
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>>90392000
I hope she gets short hair in S3. It's time for her typical Princess Development Time.
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>>90391847
The book hasn't been released outside of a few people yet
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>>90392008
>Good friend of Alonzo, Ferguson & Tom
Why do you put lies in your tomb, Marco
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>>90391876
Good, let the best ship consume you.
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>>90391988
>Oh now mister important feels like calling me
>I hope this doesn't end like that time we were crossing the dead river and I was fighting a desperate battle with the souls of a thousand slained ones while you hit on Caron
>I told you I wasn't hitting on her she was pushing herself on me
>right tell that to that chick back on Necromunda
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>>90391916
>at first, sounds terrible and is not what you want to be doing but then Star forces you to and it's even worse than you thought it would be
Poor guy sounds traumatized. Star is a monster.
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>>90391916
Why do you bother with shooping shit like that when we got actual stuff about Moon being a pole dancer.
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>>90391601
>Marco is perfectly capable of telling Jackie that he doesn't feel the same way about Star.
Or is he?
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>>90392038
star is a cuck lol
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>>90392050
Where was that part?
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>>90392038
My money is on Ludo.
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>>90392038
wow that has to be the dumbest theory I have ever seen

besides making Starco incest would just make /co/ like it more
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>>90391639
I don't understand Hekapoo/Marco being a very sexual thing considering for the vast majority of their time they weren't together because Heckapoo is running away from Marco.

Also even after 16 years of being obsessed with catching Heckapoo he still thinks Star is more important.
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>>90392058
Yes he is but he won't because his relationship with Jackie is a drama plot.
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>>90389092
Lekmet, Omnitraxis and Glossaryck ARE the original members. Hekapoo and Rhombulus are the childrens
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>>90392082
Read >>90388815
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>>90392038
Eclipsa had spades too which explains why Eclipsa's chapter affected Marco so much, and in Heckapoo's dimension he learned sword fighting too.
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>>90392082
>
>>90388815
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>>90392095
honestly I think it will be more like he tells Jackie that but she doesn't believe him

I hope not, I really don't wanna see Jackie turn into a bitch so Marco and her break up
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>>90390343
A poledancing class. Nowadays women take poledancing classes and pretend it's okay because it's for exercise and totally not because they're a whore.
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>>90392038
Miss Heinous is not a part of butterfly family.
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>>90392089
>Nefcy, bad news
>What happens, do people not like the recent "they're siblings" reveal?
>No, the shipping gets even more fanatical!
>Ah. Alright
>What are we going to do, Mrs. Daron?
>Time travel. Let's make them...parent and child.
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>>90392148
Or is she...?
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So, Solaria had two or three kids? Moon, Heartrude, and Felicity?
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>>90391618

>Star has come no where close to the Mirror Gem Ocean Gem or The Return and Jailbreak

SUfags, everyone

>they simply don't put as much effort into the set up and the reveal

This is frankly a stupid criticism because it only tackles one aspect of the show's delivery, not its entirety/majority. Even if I were to explain why you're wrong, it wouldn't do jack shit to suddenly justify why the writing in Star vs. as a whole is good. Because as far as anyone else is concerned, we only managed to establish whether or not its twists are genuinely surprising, instead of genuinely well presented.

That's the biggest problem with Steven Universe compared to Star vs. When it comes to the core issue of things, Star vs. at worst just struggles to keep a consistent quality but at least knows what it wants to do and achieves it without some baffling schizophrenia. Steven Universe tries to tell story whose being just keeps hurting itself, and hardly ever properly acknowledges its use of time format, pacing, strengths or weaknesses for either the SOL or main plot well enough to stick the landing ever, which is what sets it back from being truly "good" compared to Star.

(1/2)
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>>90391639
I genuinely enjoy how the crew fucks with us. I can't think of any crew that has done something similar.
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>>90392090
it's called adult relationship
it's so deep and so complex that it can jump from simple respect to put your life in the line for the other, trusting each others lives or making the jump to romantic relationship as the most natural thing in the world
kisses and holding hands while feeling super embarrassed are babby shit at this point
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>>90389065
Bros before hoes, he betrayed the code.
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>>90392048
Marco - Tom - Monster Arm, the ultimate bromance crew.

I hope Monster Arm goes full Samson
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>>90392158
What if Janna is their kid?
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>>90392158
>and it fuels the shit even more
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>>90392173
I disagree but am too tired to debate
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>>90392178
No, he just replaced his old bros with a cuter bro
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>>90391916
Anon pls leave
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>>90392205
fair enough
go to sleep anon
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>>90391916
>Star's pussy is the 'punishment box'
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>>90391618
>>90392165

The reason I called out your shit taste in episode comparison is because all those episodes still shared the precise same issues the series has had since day 1 and somehow dumbasses are now just picking up they're a thing because their intensity's been magnified in later seasons. In a word, Steven Universe can't make changes to the story that isn't boring as all fuck. Every major change the story goes through that seems to present a challenge to the main cast is always solved in a matter of minutes easily, relative to how challenging they're set up to be (e.g.: Lapis tries to steal all the world's water, Crystal Gems are no match, all they had to do was get Steven to talk to her for a minute and she fucks off. You could use every big dilemma in the series to exemplify this.) Being an unforeseen twist is one thing but being an addition that matters is something Steven Universe for four whole seasons has failed to do right even a quarter of the time. Throw in the fact that the Earth episodes are still horrendously apart in identity and do just about nothing to properly excuse their stay in a story focusing mainly on intergalactic war, and that the drama's awfully contrived nature (which it's guilty of for a whole other subset of reasons that are also of repeated offense) I don't even know what core strengths you could possibly use to justify Steven Universe being better.

6/10 made me give this giant reply for the fourillionth time because apparently nobody on this godforsaken board, least of all SUfags, knows how to actually judge something and would rather instead pick apart the secondary or tertiary parts of a subject instead of its main aspects

(2/2)
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>>90392148

Are you sure?
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>>90392184
>spoiler
what does that mean

It'll be cute(?) if somehow the Monster Arm tangles Tom and Marco together.
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>>90391946
>>90391972
I can't wait for season 2 of Weirder Things.
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>>90392210
That's true, he probably doesn't see her as a real girl since she doesn't have a woman's breasts and is a flat alien bug.
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>>90392184
>I hope Monster Arm goes full Samson
????
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>>90392242
It's gonna kill Toffee's entire army with a Donkey's jawbone
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>>90392126
To be fair, Jackie has good reason to not believe him. She knows how long Marco and Star have been close friends, about the adventures they've gone on. At least once in every episode this season with Jarco, Marco has left Jackie to go see Star, with the biggest example of this being Starcrushed, where he walked away and left Jackie standing there without so much as a "Hang on." Plus, Star is going to be on Marco's mind constantly, even if only at the back of it, and he plans on going after her eventually. That's a lot of reasons for her to not believe him.
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>>90391820
So you believe
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We've entered S2 thinking Starco is totally solid, can we make it so we entered S3 thinking Starco is not going to happen?

Come on, /co/, use your powers of discourse to shift the meme window
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>>90392242
Samson as in Skullgirls Samson, someone who's pretty bro with their host despite being a parasite, and seems to genuinely like the host despite being morally dubious.
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>>90389767
Congratulations, Star, you played yourself.

Again.
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>>90392268
holy shit

>>90392312
Holy sHIt
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>>90392278
He can say "We are just friends, she is like a little sister to me. You on the other hand have been my dream girl since kindergarten and still are"

But we all know that won't happen because cute and perfect
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>>90392205
>My life
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>>90392309
Nah, Starco is happening. It pretty obvious by now.
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Solaria and Moon's Tapestries are pretty similar. Maybe that was the same battle?
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>>90392309
>can we make it so we entered S3 thinking Starco is not going to happen?
>endind of s2
You have to be blind to believe that
>in before buttmad jarcofags
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>>90392320
At least she did good for Marco.

t-that's what best friends should do, right
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>>90392300
So they outright say. The demons plainly say it binds your souls together. Love is never mentioned by anyone but the Ship Captain, and all he says is that the Blood Moon is the Moon of Lovers.
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>>90392165
>>90392224
>I don't have a good counter argument to the point you actually made
>here look at this wall of text
why do I bother trying to discuss things with people like you, your first post was claiming there was nothing good about SU compared to Star vs, I then give a counter example of how SU is better than Star in certain aspects, and you just go into a rant about why you think the show is better in general which wasn't the topic at all
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>>90392342
>because cute and perfect
What does that mean? Do you believe Starco will end up happening?
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>>90392356
What a good friend. If Star waited long enough, Marco would've initiated his plan in bringing her and Oskar together as he is a good friend to her as well.
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>>90392347
I agree but am too tired to add anything
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>>90392342
>and then he runs off to another dimension for a few weeks to risk life and limb for Star while leaving Jackie behind

so why would she believe him exactly?
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>>90392411
>the sequel
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>>90392399
>Marco would've initiated his plan in bringing her and Oskar together
That's not happening, as you can see in his interviews with Oskar.
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>>90392095
My point was that Marco won't be able to tell Jackie that because it wouldn't be true. Most likely when Jackie asks Marco if he likes Star in that way, his answer will be that he doesn't know anymore.
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>>90392382
wtf janna
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>>90392433
That's not going to go over well...
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>>90391750
Almost broke'em..
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>>90392460
Sometimes the truth hurts.
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>>90392489
Go away, Moon.
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>>90392503
I wonder how Moon and River actually feel about their daughter wanting to be with Marco

like does him being a famous Princess now hurt or help things?
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>>90392489
That's the kind of shit that ruins a relationship most of the time by itself. Combine it with a few other events that have happened and Marco's season 3 mission and...

Ah hell, it's going to be a bad break up, isn't it?
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>>90392372

>your first post was claiming there was nothing good about SU compared to Star vs

Get some reading comprehension retard, I never said anything about Star vs. being better than Steven Universe in every aspect, I was saying it actually had strengths that mattered.

Even if you wanted to just focus it on the twists in Steven Universe being more surprising than Star vs', your point still wouldn't amount to anything because I already explained why those twists would barely even register as a legitimate strength in and of itself, with it only being such a small fraction in nature to the grander scheme it's meant to fill in for. Nobody is so goddamn dense they can't at least figure out by common sense what insignificant nitpicks from shows are superior to one another, but apparently you think so.

Fuck off.
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>>90392539
River supports it, no idea on Moon though.
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>>90392539
River seem pretty okay with Marco fucking his daughter. Marco has barely interacted with Moon beyond "Hi, Queen.".

Hopefully, season 3 amends this.
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>>90392551
Let it go, anon, it's like arguing with a rock, or in this case a gem.
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>>90392548
>the break-up scene
>Marco just looked at Jackie, unable to say anything
>In a last moment of desperation, he put on a sweater vest and glasses
>"Dr. Marco PhD, at your service!"
>Jackie asks who is being serviced
>"...it's me. I'm self-analyzing myself. This is the only way I can get through. Through Psychology!"
>whole episode is Marco metaphorically going through the whole series in his head, in one side Jackie and in the other...not Jackie
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>>90392539
>>90392573
>>90392584
Moon's probably relieved that Star isn't going to marry some idiot just because he's hot.
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>>90392548
>it's going to be a bad break up
And as the opposite of "Just Friends", the episode title for the break-up should also be able to be interpreted as Jarco being cannon and Starco being not.

"Letting Go"?
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>>90392707
But she married a hot idiot.
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>>90392210
And he still chose a ho over her. kek
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>>90392707
I think there is no question that Moon would have forbidden her from marrying someone like Oscar

Marco is a least respectable

>>90392728
ya but River is also a noble with a large army
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>>90391281
I don't believe this, I watched that confession like 50 times already
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>>90392475
>not posting the saucier version

Bruv....
>>
sooooooooo I watched the full first season when it came out but now I don't really care aside from the lore. Which episodes to watch from season 2? The first one was good.
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>>90392739
Sort of, but he apologized and got the bro's full blessing to pound the ho.
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>>90392773
All of them except Fetch.
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It isn't so much that River supports Starco, just that he kinda assumed that it was already a thing, and he doesn't oppose it.
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>>90392783

Are you sure? Some of them sound pretty filler.
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>>90392773
watch the entire second season

season one was trash, season two is god tier
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>>90392671
>"Jackie, I'm afraid I have...bad news."
>"What bad news, Marco?"
>"Dr. Marco."
>"...fine. What bad news DR. Marco?"
>"I have analyzed our relationship, and I have realized...it's in terminal condition."
>"W-what do you mean by that, Marco?"
>"Dr. Marco-"
>"MARCO!"
>"I, uh...I think we should see other people."
>According to recent news, Dr. Marco, PhD, was slapped by his former girlfriend, Jackie-wait, wait. We're receiving an update..it turns out, Marco is not a doctor, and he does not have a PhD. Scandalous!
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>>90392671
I knew this episode would finally come.
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>>90392798
He gave Marco his blessing to be Star's new "daddy"
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>>90392816
>season one was trash
hang on now
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>>90391503
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>>90392814
It's a fun cartoon where they go on silly adventures.
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>>90392862
god fucking damnit
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>>90392862
Is this Loss.

I can't tell anymore.
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>>90392853
River's an idiot and he didn't mean it in a sexual way.
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>>90392862
Fuck you.
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>>90392885
No, he meant it in the old-fashioned traditional way of the boyfriend replacing the dad as the person in charge of taking care and protecting the fragile little girl.
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>>90392814
the cool thing is that even filler has pieces of lore or introduces important characters
the plot relevant episodes are even heavier and the only difference is that they tend to be darker
seriously you can watch almost all of them and find something cool in them
except fetch and trickstar fuck those episodes
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>>90392814
Yes, be patient, some details will be brought back later on
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>>90392922
>trickstar
At least Al Yankovic is voicing a character in that one

And I listen to everything Al Yank
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>>90392861
fine we can call season one ok tier

and season two super mega god tier

point is season 2 is a million times better than season 1
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>>90392948
he doesn't sing
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>>90392960
I listen to EVERYTHING Al Yank

even his non-singing bits, also known as "the Worst of Al"
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>>90392922
>the cool thing is that even filler has pieces of lore or introduces important characters
are you telling me thats not how filler is actually suppose to fucking be like?
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>>90392862
Ready yo FUCKING KILL MYSELF FAMICOM :))
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>>90392978
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8zPMQsMLRk
even this?
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>>90392978
then go ahead anon with my blessing
>>90392992
have you seen AT or SU filler?
that shit is so unimportant that you can't but wonder if they go out of their way to make it so, not necessarily unfunny stuff tho but pointless nonetheless
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>>90393048
>then go ahead anon with my blessing
I'm not the anon who asked which episodes to watch, I'm just saying imo Trickstar is better (not necessarily 'good') than Fetch because Al Yank's there
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>>90393033
as much as I love Wander Over Yander

his MLP episode was way better than that
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>>90393048
>have you seen AT or SU filler?
that shit is so unimportant that you can't but wonder if they go out of their way to make it so, not necessarily unfunny stuff tho but pointless nonetheless

yeah i love both those shows but for some reason content creators dont have te first clue about making "filler"
every episode needs to have even the smallest amount of tidbits about characters, relationships, lore, mannerisms etc.
these shows are fucking wasting there time making garbage filler. at least stars filler does it okay
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>>90393024
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>>90392884
:^)
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>>90392862
i dont get it
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>>90393151
Look up Loss. You'll get it.
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>>90393166
more specific fampai
>>
So, I'm trying to make a Butterfly family tree, and it's basically a clusterfuck. WHO THE FUCK ARE STAR'S COUSINS' PARENTS??????

Heartrude and Felicity have been mentioned as siblings, but which kids are theirs?
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>>90387327
His dad's mexican, that pretty much confirms he's uncut.
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What if Star Butterfly was really mad at Marco so her long tongue flicked out of her mouth and touched Marco and her toxins got into his skin and he was paralyzed in pain for 10 hours
>>
I've found the ultimate proof of how far ahead Daron planned out this shit
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>>90393219
Hit me.
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>>90393188
Fine. It's a page from a web comic, in which a guy bursts into a hospital to find that the woman he loves has given birth...to a stillborn child. While a very grim situation by itself, the way it was made/how it looked caused it to be amusing for some instead, and it soon became a joke. There are lots of parodies that, when given a closer look, resemble the Loss page.
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>>90393261
You know the courtroom in the first episode with all the Mewman nobility and stuff? You can actually see a few characters who later appear at the Family Picnic in Game of Flags
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>>90393188
Cad loss
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>>90393296
what do you think this is? AT?
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>>90393296
I'm going to check this and post it on the next thread if true
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>>90393351
Do it
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>>90393296
I wish the horse dude was there, the background characters woulda been way more noticeable. (Obviously, the dude is half horse.)

Seeing Glossaryck floating next to the King and Queen actually wows me in hindsight.
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Anyone wanna post a link to next bread?
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>>90393401
there's also a moment in Monster Arm where she scrolls through the book and Glossaryck appear for split frame, before he was formally introduced in the series
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>>90391639
I'm questioning my asexuality when I see Jackie or Princess Marco.
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>>90393549
What a sneaky little blue dude.
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>>90393558
>I'm questioning my virginity when I see Jackie or Princess Marco.
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