/co/, 0.

Anon, 12. Most of them have been prostitutes.

I want to die.

Does it count if I do the job myself?

Anon, 3

>>90379747
In a row?

/co/, 2. The big 2.

>>90379747
anon, 0 by choice

Now I regret not calling and saying "does my waifu count as a sexual partner?"

>>90379887
I regret not calling at all. I didn't knew they'd fit every single one in a video. Any answer would be fine.

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The cat has your pipe
The cat has your pipe
The cat has your pipe

My asshole hurts, ohhhh my ass, ohhhh nooo. It's a huge mess all over the carpet. Oh nooo, I oughta clean this up.

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>>90379932

>>90379747
Anon, 0, unless getting a BJ counts.

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Krahm?.....

Anon, 5. Most in college.

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>tfw your name and sexual count made it into the video

>>90380576
There's so many good ones hidden in the video that it really makes it worth watching or at least having as background noise. The reactions by Garfield to some of the names are fantastic.

Other than the guy who admits to pretending to be girls online, the guy pretending to be Will Menaker talking about his volcel lifestyle was probably my favorite.
especially given that one his show's cohosts started the "garfield doesn't have a gender" Wikipedia trolling campaign.

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>>90380724

>>90380724
I liked the guy who says his name and the number but then he goes "uuhhhh uuhhh uuummm uuhhh..." for some reason. I can't find it now though.

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The power of lasaga

>>90380634
I was mad I didn't.
I was mentally prepared for it and it never came up.

>>90379747
can someone fill me in on what I'm missing here? Did some video just release that everyone saw?

>>90379747
Anon. 3

>>90380991
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgmoMO66uPg
You better have 5 hours to kill, anon.

>>90381017
but y?

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>>90381092
why not

>>90381393
>Zero Skills

>>90381393
>thaaaaaaaaank yoooooou

>>90379747
Anon, 2
One was a hooker.

>>90379880
Same.

The ending made the entirety of DHMIS look like a fucking joke.

Captain Reddit. 3 intercourse partners

>>90381712
agreed, it reach von Trier tier of crazy

>>90381712
DHMIS has a much larger production value, there's no reason to dismiss one to praise the other.

>>90379747
anon, 0.
I thought being a drifter would get me instant action. Turns out girls aren`t into that.

>>90382120
>I thought being a drifter would get me instant action.
You mean being a hobo.

>>90382233
His mistake was not saying he was a backpacker who was only in town for a few days.

Girls go nuts for that shit.

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anon, 0
i've accepted my fate

>>90379853
being fucked by big companies counts as sexual encounters?

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1:18:55
If I had waited a day before I calling I would've had a +1

>>90381146
I USED THE CAT BRUSH

>>90379747

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AojUtj5NY4

anon, 1. was fun

Was that the real Max Landis or a voice impersonator?

>>90379880
>>90381663
Whatever lets you sleep at night.

Anon, two if you don't count relatives.

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>4 total
>0 humans

how deep does the rabbit hole go?

>>90379747
Anon Cobb, Once
but it turned out to just be the cat brush :<

Classified (virgin)

>>90385515
That was actually him

>Who's there
>"Hey Garfield how's it going!
>Not bad. How are you

Garfield's responses fucking kill me.

Anon, 3

I'm not in the video and I'm still pissed

What happened to the Breakfast at Garfield's video?

>>90379747
Anon, 0
Fuck

>>90385779
More celebrities should have done it.

>>90380658
>The reactions by Garfield to some of the names are fantastic.

>That long sigh he gives when someone says their name is John Cena

>>90386112
People were actually contacting Paws about arranging a breakfast with Garfield and they got mad.

>>90381146
BRUSH

CATBRUSH

>>90380576

I have never prayed to you before! I have no tongue for it.

>>90380724
>>90380766
Can somebody timestamp the fake Will Maneker?

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>said full name and sex count
>didnt make it in
should have just made a joke

>>90379747
what is this thread about?

>>90381522
I am legit curious to know if it was him saying "Hello" on the phone.

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>>90379747
Anon, 0.
Don't even care anymore.

>>90388507
Garfield

>>90379747
I'm sure that if we sum all /co/ posters we can reach at least 5.

Anon, 6, but only put my dick in 4 of them. 2 were drunk (but so was I).

>>90388884
yeah I am watching the video right now I know what it's about now

>>90388564
I don't think they wouldn't add his actual legit voice.