Anyone have actually funny Garfield comic strips?

>>90376392
She got a FAT ass god damn

>>90376608
Me too!

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>>90375554
The strips up until mid-late 90s are actually pretty funny.

>>90376392
One of the few comics where Garfield is cute

>>90376475
Jesus Christ, what is wrong with his forearms in the first panel?

>>90377777
ayyyyyyyyyy

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>>90377777

>Orange arms

NON-CANON

>>90376475
Do Garfield's feet grow larger every year?

>>90378680
I think they actually joked about that one time.

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>>90378655

https://youtu.be/NAh9oLs67Cw

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>>90375554

>>90379882
>this awful comic took the combined effort of two people

>>90378655
future is now, old man

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They're funny when you take out Garfield.

>>90380026
I mentally remove Garfield every time I read a new one.

>>90376392
>That comic where Jon drank dog jizz

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Dumping some Garfield Minus Garfield.

>>90380874
My god theyre amazing
Never Stop

>>90376392
Why did Liz keep Dog Semen in a coffee mug?

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I made this ages ago in a garfield gen thread.

>>90378691
Sauce pls

>>90376994
I still maintain that the first 5 years of Garfield were actually decent.

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>>90381048
You mean back when Jon was a cartoonist and not unemployed.

>>90380931
If you look close, it didn't actually have a handle. Still doesn't explain why she had it right in the room while checking on Garfield.

>>90379969
Jim Davis employs like fifteen people just to crap out the strip

>>90381163
She was going to insert it into herself after they left.

>>90375554
The funniest ones are Heathcliff

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>>90375554
This one.

>>90381482
kinda curious what the original is now

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>>90381255
You take that back you son of a bitch

Garfield Minus Garfield is seriously amazing. Like it feels like it would work as an honest anti-climatic study of a shitty depressing life but it hits the right amount of absurdity and broken rhythm only because it's cropped from a real comic strip.

>>90381826
>an honest anti-climatic study of a shitty depressing life
That part of it reminds me of some of the more grounded moments from Jimmy Corrigan

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>>90375554

>>90381070
Isn't he still one?

>>90380899
Jesus.

>>90381282
Wasn't this mounted on the wall in one of the movies?

>>90375554
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnPPAr7p04o

lasagnacat

Some of these garfield without garfield strips hit way too close to home.

Does anybody have the strip where Jon walks past Garfield with his head lodged inside a chicken and says "Dinner will be a bit late"?

That was probably the hardest I ever laughed at a Garfield strip, but I can never find it.

>>90382749
yep, right here
https://youtu.be/2prvPeTOM-Y?t=29s

>>90383071
just skip to 0:29 if it doesn't work

>>90383149
Oh geez, he finally snapped. Maybe now he'll get the help he needs.

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>>90381282
So is Jon also a telepath who knows what Garfield and the other animals are saying? This always confused me.

>>90380899
That is one of the most effective beat panels I've ever seen, and the fact that it's an edit makes it sadder some how. This is John's life without Garfield. There's no punchline, just silent anguish.

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>>90383228
The idea is that he's lived with Garfield by himself with nobody else to relate to for so long that he just knows what the cat is thinking

The whole "We're finishing each other's sentences!" thing but even sadder

>>90383469
this is my favourite

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>>90381520

It's such a cruel twist of irony that Garfield Minus Garfield manages to be infinitely more relatable and more entertaining that regular Garfield strips.

I would genuinely read a comic book that revolved around the chronicles of a depressed loner who has nothing tethering him to this world but his own, self-destructive thoughts.

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>>90380753
>he looks right at you during the beat after that line.
FUCK

>>90383724
>Local Man Discovers New Fetish, Regrets

>>90381104
>the scent of her hair.png

>>90383745
>Local Man Loses Staring Contest With The Abyss

>>90380985
this one is too real, I'm suing you

>>90380694
Jesus, this one destroys me.

>>90381255
I've never seen a Heatcliff strip that was worth the paper it was printed on.

>>90376392
Luckily for him, he is a dog lover

>>90381104
>tfw you remember that embarassing thing you did 10 years ago

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my fav

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>>90383273

I like the silent garfield ones a good deal as well. Cause Jon owns a cat, he's a sad lonely single pet owner. His cat just sits there, as a cat would.

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>>90383944
>she was flirting with you but you were too autistic to realise until she lost interest

>>90383900
Is John actually a f to m transsexual who hasn't undergone surgery yet?

>>90380120

Same.

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>>90383980

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_KVsQXeE6A
i always lose it at the part where he's driving

>>90384032
Well apparently not.

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>>90375554
Why is Liz with this man, again?

Is it to feel better about herself?

>>90384192
Maybe she's one of those girls who is instinctively attracted to pathetic manchildren because of an overactive maternal instinct which mingles with their self-destructive belief that the manchild in question can be improved.

>>90380824
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>>90380753
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>>90380985
I almost wonder if this was the original intent.

>>90384192
I mean, Jon is lame as fuck but he still is a pretty nice guy at the end

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Okay, might call it quits with this one. Fair dump.

>>90383532
Yep.

>>90384305
good end

thanks dude

>>90385009
You're welcome.

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>>90385262
>the November 8 1992 strip actually did involve Garfield being unable to sleep

POTTERY

BRAVO JIM

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Different Anon, but I have more Garfield Minus Garfield to dump

>>90385272
Garfield is FunnpagesKino

>>90382010
my favorite

>minus Garfield
>not the one's where he's drawn as a regular cat
That small change is what makes it sad. He's literally just talking to a cat that just sits there and stares at him

>>90384192
He has a big house for a cartoonist. He's also willing to do basically anything she asks and probably showers her with affection. I'm pretty sure they also establish that she's likewise a lonely person detached from others and just works all the time.

>>90381826
it works because the structure of comedy is misery plus punchline
picture spongebob minus spongebob and now squidward is a lonely minimum wage employee that barely talks to anyone and hates his life

>>90383149
first time i laugh at garfeld

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>>90385415
This is getting some use in the future.

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>>90382546
Fuck, man

>>90383980
holy fuck it's perfect

>>90383458
so.
LITERALLY what garfield minus garfield is supposed to be
jim davis really is a fucking genius

>>90380931
She was planning on drinking it herself.

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>>90385372
Yeah, I also prefer that version

>>90389925

I don't have a "dat ass" image macro, so just imagine there was one here.

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let's not forget the 4chan version

>>90381232
holy fuck this is actually better without Garfield's "witty" comments

>>90381708
the feminist society at its finest

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NO GAMES

>>90384070
split personality is like that

>>90385296
10/10

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this is the rare one that would lose its charm without Garfield

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>>90384234

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>>90375554

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>>90375554
The only good thing to ever come from this entire shitty franchise was Fist of the B0rf Star

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>>90389925
Damn! Is there more like this?

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>>90391265
Hey, lasagancat is also good

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>>90378655

>>90378655
Don't get why this is a meme.

>>90376392

that's actually fucked up

how did this make it to print

>>90384192
What's funny is if you go back and read the older garfield strips from the 90's; Jon would actually do pretty well in the modern dating world. He has no problems with expressing himself, and his worst flaws were that he was an awkward dork. Which is no longer the worst thing someone can be (that being a lonely neet who doesn't interact with someone at all). His attempts to be expressive are actual attempts.

That's part of why he started to seem sadder and sadder as time went on. Everyone's standard of what the worst a man could be changed and he started to fall into a category of men that some people would seriously consider because of his eagerness to try.

>>90393299
thank god.

>>90393526
It's one of the first strips and is just as bland and boring as a lot of modern strips. It's the antithesis of the "Well it was good at one time" arguments.

>>90393709

But it doesn't really answer that argument, though, does it? Even a good strip is bound to have a clunker now and then. It's just the nature of trying to write five to seven good jokes a week, every week, for years on end.
And a bad strip when a guy is just starting out is even more understandable.

>>90380985
>falling in love with the girl in your dream and waking up to only realize that she was a figment of your imagination but then you realize that you're capable of providing yourself a level of romantic satisfaction unparalleled by real women so you spend all your time generating a tulpa that takes on a mind of it's own before it's posessed by an egregore that slowly tries to take over and ruin your life but it's ok because you're still better off than having a girlfriend.

>>90380899
originally in the third panels he says
I can't believe I kissed the doorbell!

>>90379917

lol

>>90376994

Legit

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Still the best one

>>90390227
Lmao

Fucking MRAs

>>90384229
>me_irl

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>>90385372
>>90389812
>Garfield as a cat
>Not Garfield as Garfield
Plebians

>>90395112

lmao

>>90397566
Is this unedited?

>>90389925
GODDAMN

>>90398415
yes

>>90398415
Yes. I remember this one distinctly from one of my garfield books.

>>90398415
It's actually pretty easy to confirm them, as every one a date on it (month/day separately, and a Copyright notice with the year).

You can just visit the official archive, and look it up.
And yeah, as said before, it's real https://garfield.com/comic/1984/09/23

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>>90375554

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>>90378655

>>90399703
Youre late

>>90376392
no fucking way dude

>>90383455
>>90383469
>>90384109
my sides

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>Now where could my pipe be?

The first day of my life.

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>>90401809

>Sahib

The second day of my life.

>>90384234
It works because Jon doesn't really talk to Garfield, he talks to himself, which is why Garfield uses thought bubbles.

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I just discovered I share a birthday with Garfield

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That strip where John roasted Garfield

>>90390428
NO OTHER GAME

>>90401883
John can read garfields mind.

>>90402162 see

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>>90402330

>>90402377
>>90401766
>that moment when you realize you're John Arbuckle
Holy shit, kill me now

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>>90402425

>>90393010
I don't think so, I have the sauce though: http://grimphantomblog.blogspot.com/2013/05/gardfield-date-disaster.html

>>90402484
>9-11

>>90402335
Not exactly, the whole relationship between the 2 is the whole "Sometimes John can understand his cat, sometimes he doesn't" thing.

>>90402484
>>90402520
Damn, it's real: https://garfield.com/comic/1999/09/11

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>I actually laughed at this

Reminder that Jim Davis said 9/11 never happened.

http://thelaurenproject.tumblr.com/post/60957621111/jim-davis-doesnt-remember-911

Feb 9-14, 1987

>>90402861
I hate Americans so damn much

>>90402861

I don't need some maudlin We Remember shit from a cartoon about a fat cat that eats lasagna, that's idiotic.

>>90402902

Not bad, I liked Feb 15, too.

Did you guys know there is an entire year's worth of strips about spiders?

https://garfield.com/comic?keywords=spider

>>90381881
oh fuck my sides

We need more edits

>>90383071
Holy shit, is there any story as to how the fuck this happened?

>>90406862
I want to bet the crew just put it in because they needed to escape the stress of working on a garfield film

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>>90390117
Oh christ, that took me a second to realize why he had a condom.

>>90402861
Based Jim. Any 9/11 tribute in a comic or cartoon is cringy as fuck.

>>90407670
could you explain it to my friend

>>90390428
>>90402297
ALL OF THE DAY BRO

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>>90407886
Essentially, if Garfield were to eat that lasagna, it would cause the weight at the top to fall and presumably kill him, while also silmulataneously rip the hooks through Jon's nipples in a sexual masochistic act. I'm then guessing that he would then proceed to use the condom to rape Garfield's dead body.

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>>90407870
>Surely Jim Davis knows about the 9/11 attacks. I mean, that’s not the sort of thing you just happen to not be aware of. Here he is, year after year, marking “9-11” on each strip without any thought other than “here’s another one for the shitpile.”
LEL

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>>90395350
>Replying to yourself

>>90390117
why

I still like Garfield.

>>90380026
I think I like cat garfield edits more, they're less soul crushingly lonely and depressing

>>90409165
*normal cat garfield

>>90390758
I like this Garfield design best.

>>90375554

That one is funny. Look at that smug sack of shit

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>>90409224

That one's had the text taken out. It's still funny with the text, IMO.

>>90380963
Last panels should show the passage of time better to make it work.