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Star vs a cute married Eclipsa

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This was so great, I had to show everybody out of cuteness
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>>90375315
If first Star is mine.
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how can a man be this handsome?
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If I'm fifth I claim Star as my waifu
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>AU where it was Toffee's penis that got cut off instead of his finger.
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>>90375455
He's makes all the girl voices on Star wet.
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Quest anon! Come back to us!

;_;
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I love you, Marco.
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>>90375315
>Eclipsa's monster lover is wearing a wedding ring in their portrait
It's the little things
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>>90375517
You love self destruction, ain't it.
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>Marco will build an army
>Using both the princesses that he inspires and any connections he built over his 16 year journey to get the scissors
>Goes to help Mewni
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Best Offseason ship
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>>90375642
I love you too Janna
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>>90375711
didn't see this meme for a while
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>>90375724
You fucking Mango'd
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>>90375642
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>>90375746
I decided not to post it while new episodes were still showing
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>She Took a monster for her love and away from Mewni fled
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>>90375677
Good thing you caught it
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Based Big Jackie Working the Starcofags
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Did Adam McArthur really answer fan questions here or was it some impersonator?
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>>90375315
>>90375835
>tfw Lekmet vs. Eclipsa flashback fight never
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>>90375835
>The Queen of Hearts traditionally represents romance, desire, and matchmaking. She is associated with the Bibical figure Judith.
>The King of Hearts is often depicted with a sword above or appearing to go through his head, and so is often called the "suicide King." He is also the only King commonly depicted without a mustache.

>The Queen of Cups is part of the Minor Arcana set of the Tarot.
>The card depicts a mature woman of fair-complexion and golden hair who holds a lidded cup or chalice. She is described as a model of a loving virtue, one who is purer of heart than most, a loving mother, and a loyal friend.
>The inverted card may represent a false lover or a deceitful friend, who may have a secret; someone who pretends to be pure of heart but is actually treacherous and manipulative.
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>>90375888
Always assume somebody is an imposter.
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>>90375910
such thirst!
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>>90375979
Why do people assume Star likes Marco so much? She told him she had a crush on him, not that she was in love with him. Huge difference.
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>>90375979
She must have been soaking wet when she was talking to Ruberiot about Marco
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>>90376014
>not that she was in love with him.
Ruberiot implied much more. But who knows what he really knows?
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Repostan something I found interesting:

>Starco was shipped before the show even began, that's really rather odd and convenient considering that we knew nothing about these characters yet

>Daron Nefcy's own words: "I think what audiences might find fun is that there is an arc that begins to develop in the first season, a story that will build to a big finale – there is a story that goes through the first season, that I hope people will see! It’s there!"


>Star and Marco showed no romantic interest in each other prior to the Blood Moon Ball, after that Starco shippers went in HARD

>Blood Moon Ball.... You know.... That ritual.... In hell....

>the SHIP Captain's voice, telling Marco about the Blood Moon literally came out of nowhere and hasn't been addressed since

>Marco said that he's felt funny ever since then, in the live chat

>Blood Moons are caused by an Eclipse. Think about that for a minute....

>the spotlight that shined on Star and Marco's love picture during Ruberiot's song was red and just came from the sky, you know, the same red light that the blood moon emits

>Adam seems to support Starco and Gian oddly seems to encourage Starco shippers

>Starfan13, the creator's mouthpiece, ships Starco

I wonder how many Starco fans have realized that the Blood Moon is evil and they're being played.
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>>90375931
>>90375979
>who holds a lidded cup or chalice. She is described as a model of a loving virtue, one who is purer of heart than most, a loving mother, and a loyal friend.

YEAH, BOIIIIIIIIIII!!!!
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>>90376067
I'm just now realizing that the red spotlight's source is purposefully not shown.
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>>90376110
>Open chalice
>goat horns
>curved diamond, representing glamour, as opposed to Moon's straight diamond of prosperity
Appropriate representation of Mewman decadence
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Remember when we had a meme about Star's farts and period blood?
Remember when people were pushing the idea of Star wearing diapers?
Remember all that art about Star watching her crush fuck another girl and crying?
Remember when people liked Janna?
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>>90375455
Honestly his voice doesn't fit his looks. He sounds like he's still in his teens
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mfw manna endgame
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Threadly reminder that Star just guilt tripped Marco and she deserves more suffering
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>>90376014
'Star Butterfly is in love mit her best friend and his name is Marco Diaz"
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>do you think it will go to mars...


SOMEONE GET THE MARCO/ADAM INTERVIEW WITH THE MARS LOGO ON THE MILK IN THE BACKGROUND

indeed it did end up at "mars"

also, the moon was a crescent moon

remember the prophecy room
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>>90376228
>>90376258
>mfw Janna gets dropped in S3
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Do her tears really taste like honey?
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Time sure flies fast, nowadays Nefcy can practically swim in a sea of fanarts
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>>90376335
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>>90376372
I dont know why they added snot
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>>90376335
They're sweeter than any nectar on Earth
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How many days are left until mods kick us out?
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>>90376360
do they download them from art sites, or are these sent to them?
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>>90376404
Because Star is fucking gross.
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>>90376404
So people wouldn't masturbate to Star crying.
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>>90376423
She's the most pathetic princess
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i hope this is good enough i didn't have any other pictures of star
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>>90376412
People keep asking this, and we're still here.
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>>90375520
>Toffee overhears one of Ludo's sexy lifeguard fantasies about all the monster chicks he'll get
>glances down despondently

>Star racing against time to grab Toffee's dick

>Toffee's hatred of Buff Frog stemming from him being such a virile, full man

BEST AU
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>>90376404

it's supposed to be juvenile
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>>90376454
Consider these
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>>90375520
"Tell Star I'm coming for my dick."
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>>90376421
Daron and others probably browse tumblr to find them

She and some of the crew have accounts and occasionally you see them like fanart
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>>90376463
I want to say mods usually give a one week grace period so we're safe for now. Come Monday though I doubt we'll still be here.
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What if:

"Tell Star I'm coming for my bride."
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Taco here, look what i found in a newspaper, next to LeFag from Beauty and the Beast
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>>90376014
You've gotta be kidding me

>>90376080
That entire thing is just bullshit from the first line

>Starco was shipped before the show even began, that's really rather odd and convenient considering that we knew nothing about these characters yet
First of all, no it's fucking not. It's actually incredibly common. Second, that makes it sound like Daron Nefcy came to everybody and told them to ship Starco which is ridiculous.

I'll say the same thing I said before, people were shipping Korra with fucking Tenzin before his character design was officially revealed solely because he was a guy who would be close to Korra
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>>90376228
>remember when people like Janna

No one has ever liked Janna, save the few desperate JanStar shippers on tumblr
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>>90376541
Then Marco better hide.
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>>90376546
I hate this planet
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>>90376541
What did he mean by that?

>>90376546
Are you fucking serious.
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>>90376496
i was actually going to use the last one but it that part wasn't her fault
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>>90376494
It fits her, too.
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>>90376541
Toffee and Princess Marco?
B-but that's forbidden love
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>>90376410
>I... don't really have a crush on you.
>Oh, really? Well, I thought you did... Because I do.
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>>90375422
>>90375517
Star is for Marco only.
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I just picked this show up and I'm on this episode now.
>I want it to be my boyfriend
So they know what they're doing right?
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>>90376541
Run Marco!!!!!!!
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>>90376614
>Janna Ordonia
Welp we finally have a last name
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>>90376614
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>>90376546
>your favorite show gets recognition
>because some background characters were gay
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>>90376421
But we have been getting a Star vs thread daily...? At least since BBTBC.
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>>90376546
It's kind of sad when having two characters kissing in the background is getting this much media attention.

I guess it is kind of a big deal, especially for it to be from a Disney cartoon, but I wish they didn't treat it as a big deal. If you want to normalize homosexual relationships then it seems stupid to go crazy over it.
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>>90376631
For Marco to cuck?
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>>90376614
Does Janna's text read: "see you at marco's house when he's asleep"?
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>>90376634
The guy who boarded that scene actually said that they toned down the more sensual faces he'd originally drawn on the girls

So yeah. Show can get slightly lewd and use black humor at times.
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STARCO IS CUTE AND PERFECT!

CUTE AND PERFECT!
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>>90376287

the periscope interview?

good catch
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>>90376541
Then he's coming for Marco's mango flavored booty.
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>>90376614
>See you in Marco's ... after he's ...
WHAT did she mean by this?
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>>90376662
>>90376614
>Ordonia
Oh shit son, we Twilight Princess now
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>>90376687
Off by one letter there.
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>>>90376546
>>90376666
>ton of SJW fags join the fandom because of a split second gay scene
>their vocal minority might change the outcome of the show and turn it into a liberal cesspool of womyn power, gays are stronk11!!
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>>90376614
"what time does marco get home?"

what did he mean by this
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>>90376546
>no mention that a girl is having her heart broken into a thousand peices at a boy band concert
>lol gays kiss super bad
I didnt even notice the gays i was too busy watching Star suffer
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>>90376679
Pretty sure we've had constant daily threads since last summer, when the season began.

It was only in the break between seasons that Star was apparently verboten for a bit
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JANNA IS A FUCKING FLIP
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>>90376634
>So they know what they're doing right?
Not only do they know what they're doing, that's not even the lewdest joke in the show
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>>90376579
>>90376623
>>90376649
>>90376720
>Even Toffee can't resist Princess Marco
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>>90376666
I know that feel, Super Satan
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>>90376634
Just wait until "Mewberty"
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What did they mean by thia?
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>>90376614
I love how the crew has gotten on the Marco bandwagon
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>>90376750
Relax nigga. Nefcy's already proven herself not to fall into that kind of trap
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>>90376765
A what now?
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>>90376546

>everyone displayed in this scene at a boyband concert are in a healthy, deep, well connected and understanding relationship and are perfect for one another. if you think otherwise you are lack emotional intelligence

>its an endorsement guys, the media says so
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>>90376765
No she's a Gyppo. Filibeanos are the most powerful race in the world
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>>90376614
Yep, Marco is going to get raped tonight
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so, when is starco happening?
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"RIVER!"
"DAD!"
"Wait, what?"
"N-n-nothing. Who is this short blonde person we are saving? I don't know anything about him at all. Honest!"
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>>90375315
That face is cringe as fuck. She looks like she just came from a Looney tunes show
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https://strawpoll.com/adzsreg

>>90376666
MONKEY'S PAW
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>>90376360
>>90376421
Anybody know where this one came from? I screenshotted it from the livechat but can't find the original anywhere.
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>>90376817
Season 4. Or Season 3 finale, depending on how they want to handle the relationship in the final season.
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>>90376765
How can the others even compete?
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>daily reminder that Star BROUGHT, not magiced Marco's prince suit
>for an event she didn't want to attend
>got concert tickets for him and his girl
>brought a gift card with enough funds for anything in the universe store
>still hasn't brought anything for her host parents for their university
Marco is a kept man.
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How about this, the old ending sequence is replaced with Star casting the spying spell at the end of every episode. As the credits roll, Star sees Marco doing something different every episode. One episode he's crying about Star, then asking his dad for advice, then he's on a date with Jackie, then Star watches him sleep, etc. These are the only times in season 3 we see Marco.
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So if Star is as powerful as Eclipsa and it's linked to "Monster love", does that mean there's something about Marco we don't know about?

I've seen theories of Jackie being a mermaid and Janna being a vamp or similar but nothing about Marco gives me any monster themes.
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Daron Nefcy's brother Maron Nefcy here

Season three starts off with Marco being bored of his now typical life and deciding to become a vigilante as a substitute for fighting monsters

Needless to say Iron Man shows up to recruit him for the next Avengers movie but right before they shake hands, Marco sneezes on his armor which prompts Iron Man to say

>"Wow kid, you'll never be a STAR that way"

That's when Marco realizes he misses Star and decides to use his scissors to go to Mewni.
But no one ever told him that Mewni is approximately 40 feet below Earth in the dimensional plane so he steps through the portal, falls, and hits the ground, killing him instantly in the season 3 finale

Shouldn't be telling you all this but I bought those bananas and Daron had no right to eat all 15 of them
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>>90376855
Meant aniversity. Stupid autocorrect.
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>>90376855
that gift card nearly killed him
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>>90376874
Monster Arm?
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>>90376808

>they kissed, they MUST be perfect for one another and only value the other person for who they are, not to use them to show off in public
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>>90376874
He's hung like a monster?
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>>90376882
Daron Nefcy's father Barion Nefcy here

Get back in the cage maron
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>>90376895
That was a separate thing to Marco though.
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>>90376614
>Janna ordonia
What's nationality is her last name?
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>>90376765
IT'S
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>>90376950
Filipino
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>>90376882
>15
Daron ate 15 bananas?! That's as many as three fives! And that's terrible.

>>90376942
It was the only thing I could think of.
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>>90376950

http://www.ancestry.com/name-origin?surname=ordonia&geo_a=r&geo_s=us&geo_t=us&geo_v=2.0.0&o_xid=62916&o_lid=62916&o_sch=Partners
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>>90376311
That deceitful gypsy girl needs to be get her hands chopped off in a freak lawnmower accident.
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>>90376911

>Marco dating jackie for his own ego in school and showing off he is not a safe kid....
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>>90376765
Really? It sounds Italian
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>>90376942
At the end of its episode it claims they can't really get rid of it
At the end of "Page Turner" when Marco gets possessed after reading Eclipsa's chapter, his eyes are purple and green like the Monster Arm
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>>90376884
You also meant "bought" instead of "brought".
And you messed up "anniversary" again.

How embarrassing.
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>>90377004
Ordona is a small town and comune of the province of Foggia in the region of Apulia in southern Italy.

But ordonia is a pinoy surname

t.wikipedia master
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>>90377003
Marco's not like that! He is a good kid! A GOOD KID!
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>>90376941
Fuk u Dad

You can't get to my room before I lock the door
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>>90376787
>"expand"
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Is there a mega folder for S2 yet? All individual's seemed to have dried up
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>>90375642
Yea that's nice.
I hope Star's okay, what do you think she's doing now?
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>>90377022
That's a point. Would kinda suck to find out Star is only being boosted by the tentacle, even if it's Marco she likes.
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>>90376614
What the fuck did Brittany write?
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>>90376546
>>90376808

so was this a backhanded endorsement? or playing it straight

it could be interesting use of LGBT as a plot device for emphasis on hetero drama
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>>90376753
seriously guys what did he mean by that
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>>90376817

Hopefully never...

I want it to get close to being fully legitimized only for it to fail catastrophically at the very last moment...

...

Come on Nefcy, subvert the fate-bound lovers trope...
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>>90376631
ruberiot is so fucking dead
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>>90376335
Try it yourself. Every time Star gets cucked, we get a new batch. we have enough to go around and then some.
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>>90376614
haha, I wonder what Starfan13's name gonna be
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>>90376614
Sabrina Macintosh
Hope Ridley
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>>90375315
Top episodes of the season?
>Ludo in the Wild
>Bon Bon the Birthday Clown
>Into the Wand
>Collateral Damage
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>>90377095
It's not that Marco having a tentacle/being a monster is what makes her love him, it's just that it's a case of history repeating itself. Eclipsa, the last one to have that level of power, ended up getting with a monster. So that's why there's a comparison.
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>>90377129
im pretty sure they are there because its a boy band concert in California. i really dont want agenda shit to ruin this show
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>>90377159
Either he wants to fuck Star and wants to do it when Marco isn't around.

Or he wants to fuck Marco and is asking for when can he come over.
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>>90377089
>Star ends up cucking Jackie indirectly through having Marco's thoughts always be on her
I would laugh.
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THEY CALL ME MR. BOOMBASTIC
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>>90376614
Why are Ferguson and Alfonzo just one photo
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>>90377232
Then Jackie would probably dump his ass. She is cool, but if Marco is thinking about Star whenever they are together...
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>>90376500
"Tell Star i'm cumming from my dick"
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>>90377172
>subversion for subversion's sake

Sounds like hack writing to me.
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>>90377095
Star is just extremely gifted with magic, she's not being enhanced by anything.
She keeps being compared to Eclipsa because Eclipsa was also extremely talented from a young age.
"Monster love" keeps getting brought up because Eclipsa is infamous for abandoning Mewni and her husband for a monster.
They're not worried about Star running off with a monster, they're worried about Star being tempted and tainted by dark magic.
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>>90377225
Maybe he wants to hang out with him since Marco saved him from Lars the bully.
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>>90376614
charge your phone dingus
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What if Star wasn't autistic?
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>>90376687
*constantly cuck
Ftfy friendo

>>90376712
DEAD AND BURIED
DEAD AND BURIED

>>90376750
So endgame is now Starco happens but with a tranny Marco, or StarFanStar but with hardcore shift in sexuality that is almost to uncomfortable levels... Can we just nuke a part of America and get this over with?
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>>90377341
She wouldn't be as lovable
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>>90377341
What if you weren't?
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>>90376287

HOLY
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>>90377302
nah dude, it's a pretty good idea. I mean, what's the worse that could happen?
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>>90377297
That's probably what's going to happen, actually. Marco interrupted something he was doing with Jackie to go see Star in Bon Bon, Just Friends, and Starcrushed, hell for the latter he just left her standing there without so much as a "Hang on." And with Marco being super depressed about Star being gone, he's going to have her in the back of his mind constantly.

Wait, shit, no. This isn't how I wanted this to end. I wanted everyone to be happy!
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>>90377341
Then she would have never hang out with Marco, because her parents wouldnt have send her to Earth in the first place.
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>>90377341
What if star wasn't babysat by royal guards?
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>>90377365

Then I wouldn't be here with you assholes
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>>90377341
then toffee would get out skilled and she probably wouldn't have third wheeled herself so hard
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>>90377181
It'll probably get crossed out with "Starfan13" right by it.
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>>90377409
She wouldn't know how to snap necks
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>>90376817
Never. Star is going to break the bloodmoon with Eclipsa to end Toffee, with no blood moon her feelings for Marco will drop hard. The crush will be there, but it will be shame-filled and eventually with and die.
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>>90377380
>Andrew Hussie
Really, man?
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>>90377194
HOPE RIDES
ALONE
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>>90376666
At worst, we get more "Marco is trans" theories.
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>>90377129
Maybe there's just gays at a meterosexual boyband's romantic concert in SoCal and there's no hidden agenda, "endorsement" or "normalization" involved.
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STARCO IS CUTE AND PERFECT!

CUTE AND PERFECT!
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>>90377232
>Jackie : Hey Marco, Want to have lots of unprotected vaginal sex with me until you knock me up?
>Marco: No way fag
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>>90377488
AND JANNA IS SHIT
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>>90376869
Only if the date has a kiss, then violent magic. Yandere/Villain Star NEEDS to happen.
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>>90377376
Whew, now THATS lore right there, folks.
>>90377387
Dont worry, Jackie will find happiness with another partner. Maybe Janna? Or one of the swimming pool guys?
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>>90376855
She took them on a vaction
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>>90377534
I hope so. I don't want Jackie to end up sad.
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>>90377528
We Yandere Jackie now
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>>90377329
I got twenty minutes left
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>>90377211
Shouldn't be rare to find fags on a boys band concert
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>>90377557

I hope Star messes Jackie up with magic
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>>90377570
I honestly can't understand why she wasn't threatened by Star before this
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>>90377452
Because neither of her parents wanted her.
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>>90377602
She fell for the "guys and girls can totally be platonic bffs" meme
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>>90377376
Marco and Jackie smashed. Confirmed.
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>>90377602
Maybe because she's just as dense as Marco? She didn't realise Marco had feelings for HER until Star practically pushed them together.
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>>90377602
Because everything star related to her was push Marco and her into dating, so to Jackie it seemed like she was only trying to help their relationship. Upon discovering otherwise, it only makes sense that she freaked out.
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Can someone fix her eyelashes
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>>90377534
You mean just put her with someone after breaking her up so another ship can happen? Yeah, girls do that all the time and they don't end up broken husks who eventually settle with the first deadbeat to put a baby in them! Just spare her the pain and have Star kill her on accident or something.
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>>90377443

> ... with no blood moon her feelings for Marco will drop hard.

Hang on, does the Blood Moon actually induce love?

I figured it was a fate-bind or soul-bind deal...

That it interweaves the fates of two people together, and since most people who are exposed to it are couples seeking a way immortalize their relationships it just became associated with love over time...

However two mortal enemies, or two people who eventually grow to despise each other, were to be exposed to the Blood Moon they would be doomed to clash with each other for the rest of their lives...

For instance, if Tom and Star danced under the Blood Moon, Star's life would involve Tom a lot more, and vice versa, but that doesn't necessarily mean that Star's romantic relationship with Tom would be revived, in fact it may have degenerated into something vitriolic and foul...

...

Heh...

Imagine if Star and Marco end up like Guts and Griffith?

Wouldn't that be something?
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>>90377602
>>90377602
If neither of them, two teens who have no parental supervision in the same house for long amounts of time, didn't have any sort of relationship already, there's no way Star would be jumping in now.
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>>90376841
I think their relationship gets worse before it gets better.
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>>90377376
That's so Marco it's insane. Even the Water affinity can be Jackie related.
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>>90376410
The distress and desperation in her voice made me very ______sad______
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>>90377570
>Implying
>Star has spied on Marco, blown up public property in jealous rages, and straight up killed monsters
>Jackie made a face
The reach is long with this one.
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>>90377602
Star and Marco act like siblings and Marco obviously see Star as a little sister. Also Star has been very supportive of Marco's relationship with Jackie.
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>>90377181
Norad Ycfen
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>>90377570
>Jackie goes full yandere
>Her voice goes full on Azula

>>90377686
Is this a copy pasta now?
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>>90375757
Kek
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>>90377376
>Ruling Planet: Pluto & Mars
>Mars = Marco
>Pluto = God of the Underworld
>Marco and Star's souls bound together by the red moon in the underworld
>Pluto's symbol resembles the All Seeing Eye, which Star used in the first episode the Blood Moon reappeared
>"This sign is associated with sexual activity" - Marco's harem
>"the transformative cycle of death and rebirth" - the King of Hearts, the Suicide King
Too bad Marco's birthday is November 28th, astrology BTFO, Tarot confirmed GOAT occultism
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>>90376614
What is Starfan13's real name?
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>>90377738
Star deserves better
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Is Janna a flip or a gypsy?
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>>90375757
>His face
That is the look of a man who has just realised he fucked up
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>>90377686
That would make Starco into a legend. Fangirls love to pair mortal rivals.
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>>90377738

A lot of people actually
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>>90377686
Damn, that makes a scary amount of sense. Them being literal demons and demon magic already being shown to not be for good purposes. Naysaya, bringing back the dead as thralls, burning things... Blood Moon Ball has blood in the name for a reason.
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>>90377761

She's a shit
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>>90377761
Both
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>>90377443
>Star and Marco doubt their feelings towards each other because of the blood moon
>they both agree to lift the curse to see if thats why they have these feelings
>they lift it, but nothing changes between them
>they kiss, then fug
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>>90377738
I don't ship Star with anyone because she's my daughterfu
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>>90377719
>Marco obviously see Star as a little sister
Their relationship is much more equal than that would imply. It's hard to see someone as your little sister when you're self-conscious about how much she has to protect you.
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>>90377761
she's a flipsy, the most powerful and sneaky race even sneakier than the super jew
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>>90377766
To be fair, I can't think of a worse fuck-up than saying the wrong name at a wedding.
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>>90377719
Speaking of, would Star be slightly younger (As in a few months) younger than Marco?
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>>90377843
Excellent. Anyone have that idea from last thread, where there's a fake out at the end of Season Three, most of the Starco fandom melts down, and then Starco becomes canon in Season Four causing the remaining Starco shippers to ascend to Valhalla while Star vs invades Disneyland or something like that?
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>>90377848
You underestimate how siblings can treat each other. Not implying incest in any way, shape or form. I mean very literally how they can work as partners and better each other.
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>>90377686
Remind me to Unbreakable

>They called me Mrs Cuck
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>>90377844
>Not shipping her with yourself
>Not wanting her to kiss your neck and call you "papi"
baka desu senpai
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>>90377886
when is Stump day?
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>>90377946
During Summer, probably.
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>>90377886
Star doesn't have an actual established birthday.
And for all its continuity this show has a poor grasp on time passing, the second season covered at least Halloween to June so Marco ought to be 15 now.
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>>90377686
>>90377803
Naysaya is specifically referred to as a demon curse.

But the Blood Moon isn't something that demons can control. Tom couldn't make the Blood Moon shine on him and Star even if they had danced together. He was just HOPING that they would be the couple it shined on. But the Blood Moon is specifically described as making its own choice of which lucky couple gets bound together.

My thinking is that if Marco hadn't crashed the Blood Moon Ball, it would've been some random pair of demons who had their souls bound together. Tom and Star were never going to have that happen because their souls aren't compatible in that way.
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>>90377853
>she's a flipsy
Well that's a new way of calling someone a bitch
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>>90377938
No that's Hekapoo, my lewd adopted daughterfu/mistressfu
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>>90377988
Well, her birthday takes place on the first episode, Marco's 14, and we don't see him celebrate a birthday so far
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>>90377897
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>>90377686
STAAAAARRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
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stop sexualizing star
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>>90377988
November 28 being Marco's birthday is not canon. That's Adam McArthur's birthday, and using it as Marco's birthday in the livechat was him telling a joke.
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>>90378025
>we don't see him celebrate a birthday so far
It could have easily gotten offscreen'd like the beach episode.
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>>90377756
Fuck you, anon!
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>>90378055
Perfect. Thanks, anon.
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>>90377994
Another one bites the dust
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>>90378084
>we get to see sensei's birthday
>we don't see marco's

unlikely
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>>90378066
No
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>>90377988
Yeah, even that yearbook page saying 2014-2015, which fits in well with the airing of the first season, contradicts how Collateral Damage is implied to take place in 2016/2017 despite them all still being in 9th grade.

Short answer is don't think about it too hard; the timeline's the least important part of the story and she'll turn 15 whenever the writers choose.
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>>90377376
>>90377963
If we assume Star's birthday was right before Summer her only option is Taurus
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>>90378084
Going by Running with Scissors Marco was still 14 by that episode.

Unless Star is wrong and missed his birthday.
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>>90377843

Source?
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>>90378117
stop this, Star is pure
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Any artwork for Glossaryck?

Interesting that he's more of neutral character bound to the book and whoever is in possession of it, like Genie from Aladdin.

I really like that moment in this episode where he actually comments on Star's efforts, surpassing anything he's ever seen in all his experience with the wand's magic.

He was pretty emotionally devoid and cryptic, but in this instance, I felt it was more restrained on his part than naturally empty. The music and his comments made me hope that Glossaryck may have felt pride in Star, like father or mentor would.
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>>90378141
>That element, color, and ruler though
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>>90378192
kek
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>>90378116
It could happen, in seven books of Harry Potter we only got mention of one of Ron or Hermione's birthdays despite both taking place during the school year.
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>>90378187
>like father or mentor would.

Man, that would be Star has three dads. That's almost too many
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So, why was the majority of Jackie's line in the last episode about food?
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>>90378017
Can an immortal demon millions of years older than you be your daughteru?

>>90378070
>November 28 being Marco's birthday is not canon
The livechats are in-character discussions with the people who make the show, so I'll take them at face value until they explicitly contradict the show.
I'm just pointing out the best we know for now.

>>90378084
It's possible but rare for a show to miss that opportunity.
At the very least I definitely want to see a Star's quinceañera episode.
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jesus
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>>90377686
Does that mean Star will rape Jackie in fron of Marco?
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>>90378217
harry potter is the dullest franchise ever so i'm not surprised
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>>90378253

They were in a party, what'd you expect
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>>90378254
Yeah considering that she's that old in her realm she's gotta be like 14 in Earth years
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>>90378187
Glossaryck's motives seem hiden. I wonder what he is actually planing. Why did he burn that page before getting captured by Ludo? And why did he go to the graveyard in the first place? Even Star was surprised he showed up...
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>>90378141
>green and pink
>stubborn, possessive
>venus
THEY CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS
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>>90378141
>Ruler: Earth
>Colors: Green, Pink
N-NANI?!

>>90378192
Amazing.
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>>90378253
She is pregnant and needs to feed the baby
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>>90378253
She has to keep her thickness.
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>>90378253
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>>90378187
He was definitely impressed with her there.
He knows what he's doing, it's not about her magic training, it's about discipline. Star needs to suffer real hardship and become strong enough to pick herself up.
>"I need you!"
>"Maybe this is what you need."
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>>90378141
>>90378324
WAIT, THAT'S ELEMENT EARTH.

RULER VENUS?! WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN!?
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>>90378141

Star is more Gemeni tbqh
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>>90378254
>so I'll take them at face value until they explicitly contradict the show.

I personally don't
http://moringmark.tumblr.com/post/157924304238/rakhall-this-literally-happened
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>>90378192
>Whip Wand
Oh my
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>>90378329
Would Star raise her husband's son?
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>>90378335
Do we have a gif of Marco walking away yet?
>>
Is Daron Nefcy aware the she's sexualizing her self insert character to a bunch of 21+ aged males here?

Is she ok with that attention?
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>>90378265

Yes, but that will come after all of his friends and peers are brutally slaughtered by a hoard of nightmarish monstrosities...
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>>90378192
A whip? now we are talking Star
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>>90378141
I fee like I've seen Taurus's symbol in the show. Can anyone help me?
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If "earth" is a dimension does that mean that "mars" is another dimension and "mewni" is just a planet in a galaxy far away and not in another dimension
>>
I hope there's a "Star gets a magical disease" episode soon
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>>90378141
>Friday is associated with Venus
>Monday is associated with the Moon
2deep4me
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>>90378441
Star confirmed for ayy
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>>90378141
>Venus
>Lover of Mars
>Was in a relationship with Vulcan, god of fire, but didn't love him
NEFCYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
>>
someone has a link to the mega with season 1 ? possibly s2 ?
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>>90378403
Star wears a lot of necklaces

>>90378441
That's basically how it works in Disgaea, so maybe.
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>>90377376
The color for Scorpio is also Red, by the way.
Marco=Mars, and is probably a Scorpio.
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>"What could be weird?"
>"...two teenagers sharing a home. One boy, one girl."
>"...oh oh no"
>Rafael JUST realized that this setting could end up weird since fucking forever

wew
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>>90378445
>Star fakes having cancer so marco spends time nursing her instead of going to dates with jackie
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>>90378518
Well, at least Star left before the pregnancy subplot.
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>>90378445
Wouldn't that be covered in Mewberty
>>90378518
Or was it part of his plan all along?
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>>90378187
Yeah, his "Surprisingly close" line was full of a restrained surprise. Like, he wanted to comment, but knew Stars focus would break.
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>>90378141
GUYS, GUYS. THERE'S A BUTTERFLY STAR IN TAURUS.

http://iopscience.iop.org/article/10.1086/374041

WHAT DOES IT MEAAAAAAAAAAAN?!
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>>90378518
The Diazes have to be morons because the only other explanation for their behavior is that they actually are trying to breed their son with the alien princess and there's no way that would fly on this channel.
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>>90378576
i'm taurus
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>>90378580
Nefcy can only get away with so much Anon. Even her astral magic has limits.
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>>90375642
How many different facial expressions is this character capable of having? Is this, the frown, and eyes slightly widened all there is?
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>>90378580
>The Diazes have to be morons
Everyone in this show is a moron except for Moon, Marco and Toffee
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>>90378580
>implying it isn't all part of the master plan

the diaz family have been the master of eugenics for generations, why do you think all the males end up getting alpha as fuark in the end?
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>>90378379
I'm sure she's completely aware of it and doesn't care. She's drawn some vaguely lewd art, has a wall of fanart and memes about the show, etc. Plus it's not like Star is literally her anyway.

Also occasionally she likes/reposts stuff like this on Twitter/tumblr.
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>>90378518
>>90378569
Let's dispel this fiction that Rafael Diaz doesn't know what he's doing.
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>tfw stuck as a cancer
How can I ever compete with the capricorn
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>>90378569
Oh that takes me back.

Amazing how much has changed since the first few threads
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>>90378638
Nice job, Star. You just killed your children.
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>>90378653
Cheer up hat bro at least you can snibbity snab
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>>90378653
>cancer very compatible with scorpio

hey there sexy ;)
>>
>>90376681
Yeah, we dont have to glamorize or worship gayness, just let it be, cause it's something that happens and we gotta respect, but by doing this, they are putting emphasis on how out of the norm being gay is which is the opposite of normalization.
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>>90378141
>Practical and well-ground
>Reliable

That sounds nothing like Star though.
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>>90378678
oh f-fug
>>90378677
but snibbity snab doesnt get me a qt girl
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>>90375455
Why this nigga look like Richard Spencer forgot to shave

Also, checked
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>>90378141
But her birthday happened when school year had already started.

She is probably a Virgo.
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>>90378693
>Stubborn, possessive, uncompromising
That, on the other hand...
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>>90378653
>mfw Gemini
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>>90378653
>tfw literally have cancer and my prognosis is pretty low
I hope I can see S4 one day
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NEVER FORGET THE ANON WHO WENT FULL AUTISM!
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>>90377466
I hope the trans Marco theories die crushed by canon like grunkle4grandpa did
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>>90378638
>tfw you feel marco's pain
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>>90378638
Why is Nefcy so based?
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>>90378714
>Her birthday happened when the school year had already started
Anon, Taurus would have been before the school year started as well.
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>>90378754
TWENTY
FIFTEEN
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>>90378693
Star has all of the flaws listed, though.
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>>90378648
>knocking up a plank board

it's like you want her to fucking die
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>>90378737
>Season 4 begins
>it was all a ruse
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>>90376801
Nefcy isn't a gay obsessed sjw? How do you know?
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Nefcy's having some fun
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>>90378141
>>90377376
>>90376287

HOW

DEEP

DOES

IT

GO
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>>90378141
The thing is though, Cancer seems to fit Star MUCH better in places.
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>>90378767
Schoolyears in 'murica start in August/September, anon.

Taurus implies a May birthday.
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>>90378770
But she's got pretty much none of the strengths, almost none of the likes except for maybe romance and working with hands. And the only dislike that she seems to have in common is the insecurity.
>>
>>90378819
Look at this >>90378576.

It goes even deeper.
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>>90378714
>Aries
>The planet Mars will affect your life
NEFCYYYYYYYYYY
SNAKEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>90378808
Why does Necfy like cats so much?
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>>90378827
How dare you call her cancer!
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>>90377570
>yandere Jackie

Please god YES
>>
>>90378857
Why don't you?
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>>90378827
>Ruler: MOON

DEEPEST LORE
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>>90378653
>>90378714
>tfw Leo

>>90378787
It's magic nigga I don't gotta explain shit
Besides she's a freakishly strong alien bug, if anything I'd fear for my dick getting clamped off
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>>90378329
that's hot
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>people are resorting to the horoscope and tarot to aimlessly speculate on the romantic possibilities of the upcoming season of a kids show
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>>90378879
aww leo's a cute
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>>90378827
But she has none of the likes or dislikes, except maybe helping loved ones. She's also not pessimistic or moody, and the only time she was suspicious was with Gustav.
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>>90378892
Who are you quoting?
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>>90378892
Aww cmon man, let us have some fun.
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>>90378569
Puberty isn't really a disease.
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>>90378892
Nigga i have played persona 4 for 200 hours i know animay tropes when i see them
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>>90378892
>dog1
back to instagram
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>>90378892
This is so much better than cinna/cuck posting
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>>90378892
>Complaining about using Tarot for a fantasy show that explicitly incorporates card themes
You are like little baby
Watch this
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>>90378827
>Tenacious, highly imaginative, loyal, emotional, sympathetic
>Moody, manipulative, insecure
>Attached to people they keep close
>Have a hard time blending into the world around them
>Ruled by the Moon
>Lack of patience or even love will manifest through mood swings later in life and even selfishness, self-pity or manipulation

There's some stuff that doesn't fit, but this seems a lot more similar to Star than Taurus.
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>>90378761
She seems like a cool person who works hard and has gotten attention through creating a quality product.

Compared to other current cartoon creators she had close to 0 internet presence before her show became a thing.
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>>90378934
I'm not stopping ya, I'm just poking fun at the sillyness of the situation. It's kinda fun actually, if pointless.
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>>90377724
Jackie Aggro, yea I could see it.
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>>90378857
She liked Sailor Moon and liked to think that her cat would start speaking to her at some poin.
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>>90378892
People jumped off the Marco=Mars thing into horoscope shit. Scorpio lines up near perfectly with every aspect of his character, even down to his favorite color and shit that triggers him, like dishonesty
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>>90378714
>>90376287
>>90378855
>The planet Mars will affect your life, and this time, you're in for a surprise. You'll wake up one day with a tentacle arm!

NEFCCYYYYYYYYYY
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>>90378714
Ludo confirmed taurus
>>
I'll just leave these here:

https://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Marco+Ubaldo+Diaz&name2=Star+Butterfly
https://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Marco+Ubaldo+Diaz&name2=Jackie+Lynn+Thomas
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>>90378827
>ruler: Moon
>Tenacious, highly imaginative, loyal, emotional, sympathetic, persuasive
>Moody, suspicious, manipulative
>lack of patience
>have a hard time blending in with the world around them
>always choosing to hit someone bigger, stronger, more powerful

A lot of it does fit Star more-so than Taurus, but somethings don't

But yeah, she's more Cancer than Taurus
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>>90378347
yeah, but that was right before he said "I have no side" to Toffee with no motive in sight
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>>90379006
Ludo confirmed fucking dead
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>>90379023
Wait, what.
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>>90379023
How does this work, because this just looks like random memery. At least the horoscope thing is going off decently established bullshit.
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>>90379023
https://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=my+dick&name2=your+asshole

wow
>>
Star is definitely a Gemeni flirty extraverted social butterfly personality
>>
I'm going to marry Area!
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>>90379047
Glossaryck lies all the fucking time.

Just about his entire training of Star was built around deception.
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>>90378335
The Great Pit of Carcoon home of the Almighty Sarlacc.
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>>90378892
You better believe it. Praise KEK!
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>>90378653
>tfw aquarius
Who else /guaranteedautismsign/ here?
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>>90379099
yeah but why did he lie to toffee?
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>>90379139
Why wouldn't he lie to Toffee?

The real question is why Toffee the known fucking manipulator would so easily believe him.
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>>90379047
Well yeah, why would you want the BBEG to think you're not True Neutral?
He can have an agenda, the important thing is that everyone trusts him to do exactly what he says he does, which is put in a good faith effort to serve the owner of the Book. Even the most independent action we've seen him do so far, burn the page with the rat spell before Ludo stole him, was done with Star's expressed permission.
He can still follow that commitment how he wants to, like letting Ludo waste a ton of time and effort before teaching him magic because Ludo asked him to do it the hard way.
If Toffee had any reason to doubt Glossaryck would be anything more than a bystander, it wouldn't make sense for him to do anything but get rid of him.
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>>90379117
Hey dude hasn't had a following in millenniums.
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>holding hands with a boy she has just met
Star truly is a dirty slut
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>>90379134
Right here friend
At least we got Starbomb for our birthdays, right?
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>>90379023
COUNTERPOINT

http://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/Marco_Diaz!Star_Butterfly
http://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/Marco_Diaz!Jackie_Lynn_Thomas
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>It's only March 2
>Season 3 is still months away
I don't know how much more I can take, man.
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>>90379117
Repeating sequences of Arabic numerals are more important than pussy, my man.
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>>90379252
Are you barely starting?
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>>90378280
idk... socializing? talking about stuff that isn't food?
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>>90379281
No, just rewatched the first episode to check something and noticed that the handholding and hugs started since the very first episode.
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>>90378714
God damn, Gemini, slow down!
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>>90379271
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>>90379306
>hand holding
>hugging
mewni is a kingdom of sin
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>>90378653
I don't know shit of what are you talking about, but i'm sagittarius
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>>90378892
Welcome to the Hiatus. Where speculation and fan theories run wild. As dumb as a bunch of them sound.
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>>90379252
>"Future in-laws, meet my future husband"
>>
Here's the real question that needs to be answered: will Star stop cucking herself now that hew feelings are now out in the open?
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>>90379023
>>90379271
>>90379328
Doing the math, Star pulls ahead. Vaginal sex is 20% lesser for Star, but Love is 57% greater.

So Star comes out to 162, where as Jackie is only 125.
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>>90379271
>simulation of Star Butterfly
>doesn't even have a mewvix
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>>90379273
we are lucky desu, less than a year. The previous mid season hiatus seemed longer
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>>90379349
>>90379306
is there an episode where they dont hug?
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>>90379023
>>90379271
no no, one is compatibility at sex
the other is romantically
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>>90379413
I'm pretty sure the last time they hugged was in "Just Friends"
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>>90379400
MEWBERTY DOUJIN
WHEN
H
E
N
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>>90379413
A lot of them.

It'd be harder to find an episode with no physical contact at all.
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>>90378993
I'll take general traits that can be applied to almost anyone for $500, Alex.
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>>90379397
ADD THESE INTO THE MATH NOW NIGGA:

http://en.inkei.net/oral/s/Marco_Diaz!Star_Butterfly!20170302
http://en.inkei.net/oral/s/Marco_Diaz!Jackie_Lynn_Thomas!20170302
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>>90379134
I'm Aquarius
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>>90379397
But does marco prefer sex or love?
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>>90379436
This kind of happened to me once. I got cucked really fucking hard for the first time and I responded with uncontrollable laughter with tears. I really liked that chick...
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>>90379406
Why is Disney treating this show so good? I thought quality cartoons were dying in networks but Star makes the future brighter
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>>90379384
>She's perfect
>All they need to do is leave them alone and let this take care of itself
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>>90379436
They hug in face the music. Hell Stareven said "Hug!"
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>>90379496
because the show runner isn't a lazy manlet, Nefcy is clearly into the idea of working
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>>90379436
Nope, they hugged in Starcrushed.
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>>90379496
If I had to guess, they maybe thought they got fucked with GF and want to make sure Nefcy stays.
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>>90379464
Kisses aren't measured inpercentages for this, though.

>>90379487
I'd presume love. That seems more Marco's style.
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>>90379464
>>90379558
Also, the hell kind of measurement is ecstasy supposed to be? Because Marco didn't get any from either of them.
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>>90379413
"all belts are off", but it had star hugging a tree.
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>>90379539
>>90379548
This. Gravity Falls was making them tons of money, but Hirsch burned himself out and left despite Disney all but begging him to stay on and keep going.
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>>90379413
Just this half of the season season:
>Raid the Cave: Hand Holding
>Trickstar: Hand Holding
>Baby: Hug
>Running with Scissors: Hug and squished belly
>Mathmagic: Nothing here
>Bounce Lounge: Dancing
>Crystal Clear: Forced Feeding
>Heinous: She does his make-up
>All Belts are Off and Collateral Damage: Nothing here
>Just Friends: Extended hand holding and hug
>Face the Music: Hug
>Starcrushed: Hug, hand holding and confession
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>>90379134
Best sign tbá Žh
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>>90379600

>tbá Žh

desu wat
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>>90379592
thats sinful mewni crusade when
>>
Why is Marco such a ladykiller /co/?
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>>90379600
That filename though.
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>>90379641
He's an anime main character
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>>90379496
I think part of it might be that there are damn few female cartoon creators, especially associated with Disney, and they don't want to look like dicks by making her end it too early.

Also they screwed her over a bit during the first season:
>lol just 13 episodes, story arc THIS
>you liked mercury filmworks? haha get fucked, lion guard and penn zero are more important. star vs. can be animated in a Filipino sweatshop from now on because anyone can work with your art style
>yeah we'd like to renew your show, but only after the first season is almost totally over. that way you'll have to hire a bunch of new people because so many others have left (actually this may have been a good thing, but still)

I'd like to think maybe someone in charge there recognizes it as an actually good show that deserves to run for a while, but that's probably just wishful thinking.
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>>90379592
Man, Star and Marco have had a LOT of physical contact.
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>>90379641
He's the brotagonist of this harem anime.
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>>90379592
>let's hug, so when they find our charred skeletons, they'll know we were friends.

Sweet and morbidy funny
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>>90378262
Absolutely beautiful.
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>>90379641
Nefcy used dark magic to steal Yabuki's powers for her own nefarious ends
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>>90379688
>Sweet and morbidy funny

the entire show in 4 words
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>>90379659
Just wait till the episode where he cleans her wings
>>
So Marco's going after Star in Season Three. We know that already. Will he arrive in Mewni right away, or be diverted to other worlds, first? Also, do you think Toffee has formed a new army using Ludo's body and the Wand's power, in order to finish what he started when Moon beat him in their original fight?
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>>90379740
butterfly wings are super sensitive though. Like I think just touching them lightly can break them
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>>90379740
I know they won't show it because the subtext is too blatant but I really want a scene with Marco gently helping Star with her wings.

Cute and Perfect!
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>>90379134
Autismo, reporting
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>>90379778
In fairness, Mewni wings are tougher. Moon got smacked into the ground by Toffee and her wings were still intact. Sure, her wings weren't directly hit but the shock alone would have broken them if they were around the strength of regular butterfly wings. Plus, there was Mewberty Star charging through a tree in a way that would have torn her wings off in that case.
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>>90376614
>You're the best
Does Jackie still think that?
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>>90378892
Why not, we already did Gematria.. This show is deeply immersed in ancient occultic lore from top to bottom.
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>>90379778
Moon's take a lot of punishment in the fight with Toffee.
If you don't want to assume they're just made of magic the physical parts are probably just some kind of cartilage.
>>
I really hope they don't waste Toffee and make his motivations something as simple as "I'm evil because fuck you". Michael C. Hall's got some good range it'd be a shame to waste.
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>>90379885
they're so little and delicate
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>>90379885
Spoiler that shit, anon
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>>90379518
Da fuq? Is that cute thing made by the same guy who did THIS?
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>>90379885
i want to clip her wings and make her miss them
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>>90379923
go to bed Ludo
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>>90379923
don't do that
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>>90379889
I hope they don't waste him and reduce him to a minion. I want Toffee to be the Big Bad, not someone else's pawn.
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>>90376614
>It was worth the hospital visit!
Too cute.
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>>90379885
Why weren't they focused on more reeeee
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>>90379948
When you've already overthrown your boss once you don't get to be a minion again.
I want to see him and Eclipsa competing for top BBEG status though.
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>>90379947
The 2 things i hate the most are
1.bugs
2.sharks
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>>90379948
I don't think Eclipsa is going to be a villain. I think her story is going to show the Mewni is kind of a shitty place.
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>>90379997
star is NOT A BUG don't call her that
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>>90379913
Yes
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>>90379948
At this point I'm sure he's final boss.

Ludo's getting redeemed or killed or something, Heinous is now the apparent joke villain, Eclipsa came too late in the game for me to see her as the real villain (I actually doubt she'll be a villain at all).

Toffee's succeeded at literally everything so far; since Star's screwed everything up it makes sense for him to be her biggest threat.
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>>90379923
dont worry friend i'll handle this

TAKE THIS YOU FILTHY INSECT!! >>90379885
HIYA!!!!!
>>
>>90380011
I think it's kinda like the running gag of calling Dee a bird in It's Always Sunny
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>>90380011
Butterflies are just colorful insects
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>>90380034
More of this
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>>90379023
>>90379271
>>90379464

HA
Best Ship wins again:
http://en.inkei.net/anus/a/Tom!Marco_Diaz
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>>90379997
Man what did sharks ever do to you, Donnie
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>>90380049

>>90380004
Yeah, Eclipsa's going to be Star's dark magical girl counterpart/mentor.
I'm not sure if they'll play her as malevolent, at least to Star, but it's way too easy to frame her as tragic at worst with her love story.
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>>90379889
Toffee did nothing wrong.
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>>90379997
I don't think you're old enough to be on this website, little girl.
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>>90379997
I once closed a shark jaw on my hand to see how much it hurt.
It fucking hurt. I still like sharks, though.
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JANNA BANANA HAS A CRUSH ON ____
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>>90380166
MANGO DIAZ
>>
>>90380166
I don't know who Janna Banana is, but Janna Ordonia has a crush on John Keats
>>
>>90380034

BRUTAL COMBO
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>>90380187
i'll never get over janna being a fucking flip
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I hope Star and Marco elope
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>>90379997
Sharks are cool but I hate catching them when I'm not trying to. They'e a bitch to unhook
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>>90380207
But what about the fancy royal wedding?
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>>90379874
The Gematria thing was nearly 100% a joke though. There might be something to the horoscope thing.
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>>90380207
Greatest love story ever told
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>>90380166
>>90380180

FUCK

IT FITS
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>>90380187
He IS a handsome man, so I can't blame her.
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>>90380205
Is she a good catholic girl?
>>
>>90380205
She can still be a spic because Spain did some shit in the Philippines. Ordonia sounds Spanish
>>
>>90380166
STARFRUIT BUTTERFLY
>>
>>90380205

IT'S THE NUTSHACK
>>
Do not mate with bugs.
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>>90380297
bugs must be squished under our foots
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>>90380297
she ISN'T A BUG
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>>90380308
>>90380297
the only bugs I would consider mating with is a mewman.... err mewwoman
>>
>>90380205
>Janna belongs to the most powerful race of all
Janna Final Villain when?
>>
>>90380319
But she bugs everybody
>>
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>>90380297
Cuddle the bug
>>
What's your favorite episode so far? Mine is in to the wand, second is starcrushed just behind because 2 of my husbandos died
>>
>marco goes on a quest to save star season 3
>this song starts up
>fukken perfect 10/10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPDZiz1SuD0
>>
Eclipsa has a wedding ring on, if you look closely
>>
>>90380349
Ludo In the Wild.
I really fucking like Ludo.
>>
>>90380342
I think that, like a bug, star would feel sticky to the touch
>>
Still catching up. So Jackie has a puke fetish. Original.
>>
>>90380349
lekmet and timeout?
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>>90380349
>2 of my husbandos died
They are probably not dead
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>>90380370
Depends on how long you keep her waiting
>>
>>90380349
Maybe Bon Bon.
>>
Deep in the shady sadness of a vale
Far sunken from the healthy breath of morn,
Far from the fiery noon, and eve's one star,
Sat gray-hair'd Saturn, quiet as a stone,
Still as the silence round about his lair;
Forest on forest hung about his head
Like cloud on cloud. No stir of air was there,
Not so much life as on a summer's day
Robs not one light seed from the feather'd grass,
But where the dead leaf fell, there did it rest.
A stream went voiceless by, still deadened more
By reason of his fallen divinity
Spreading a shade: the Naiad 'mid her reeds
Press'd her cold finger closer to her lips.
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>>90380319
YOU AGAIN I THOUGHT I GOT RID OF YOU
>>
>>90380375
>"Marco, I want you to vomit on me"

How does he respond?
>>
>>90380416
"sorry jackie i already vomited all over star today haha she hates it but i still do it"
>>
Along the margin-sand large foot-marks went,
No further than to where his feet had stray'd,
And slept there since. Upon the sodden ground
His old right hand lay nerveless, listless, dead,
Unsceptred; and his realmless eyes were closed;
While his bow'd head seem'd list'ning to the Earth,
His ancient mother, for some comfort yet.
>>
Is the Gypsy meme going to die now?
>>
>>90380416
He vomits anyway due to nervousness.

Also didn't she say that he once vomited on her in BBTBC?
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>>90380440
Gypsy memes dont die
>>
>>90380440
She a gypsy flip now. A Flipsy, if you would.
>>
It seem'd no force could wake him from his place;
But there came one, who with a kindred hand
Touch'd his wide shoulders, after bending low
With reverence, though to one who knew it not.
She was a Goddess of the infant world;
By her in stature the tall Amazon
Had stood a pigmy's height; she would have ta'en
Achilles by the hair and bent his neck;
Or with a finger stay'd Ixion's wheel.
Her face was large as that of Memphian sphinx,
Pedestal'd haply in a palace court,
When sages look'd to Egypt for their lore.
But oh! how unlike marble was that face:
How beautiful, if sorrow had not made
Sorrow more beautiful than Beauty's self.
There was a listening fear in her regard,
As if calamity had but begun;
As if the vanward clouds of evil days
Had spent their malice, and the sullen rear
Was with its stored thunder labouring up.
One hand she press'd upon that aching spot
Where beats the human heart, as if just there,
Though an immortal, she felt cruel pain:
The other upon Saturn's bended neck
She laid, and to the level of his ear
Leaning with parted lips, some words she spake
In solemn tenour and deep organ tone:
Some mourning words, which in our feeble tongue
Would come in these like accents; O how frail
To that large utterance of the early Gods!
"Saturn, look up!—though wherefore, poor old King?
I have no comfort for thee, no not one:
I cannot say, "O wherefore sleepest thou?"
For heaven is parted from thee, and the earth
Knows thee not, thus afflicted, for a God;
And ocean too, with all its solemn noise,
Has from thy sceptre pass'd; and all the air
Is emptied of thine hoary majesty.
Thy thunder, conscious of the new command,
Rumbles reluctant o'er our fallen house;
And thy sharp lightning in unpractis'd hands
Scorches and burns our once serene domain.
O aching time! O moments big as years!
All as ye pass swell out the monstrous truth,
>>
>>90380440
Depends, what memes do flips have?
>>
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>>90380349
Probably "Into the Wand"
"Storm the Castle" and "Ludo in the Wild" were also excellent
The season two finale (both episodes) were great but I didn't think they lived up to their full potential, "Storm the Castle" felt more complete.
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>>90376311
Janna's the next Alfonzo/Ferguson
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>>90380447
Holy fuck, origin of her fetish revealed. It was right on her lap too.

This show truly has the deepest lore.
>>
And press it so upon our weary griefs
That unbelief has not a space to breathe.
Saturn, sleep on:—O thoughtless, why did I
Thus violate thy slumbrous solitude?
Why should I ope thy melancholy eyes?
Saturn, sleep on! while at thy feet I weep."
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>>90380434
>>90380466
fuck off keats
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>>90380416
Nah, I bet she'd rather hug him from behind and stick her fingers down his throat.
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>>90380357
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XwR3e2iq9EI
>>
I like where this episode is going
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>>90380357
Good song, kinda fits bud
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>>90380368
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>>90380478
The most powerful race, and exceedingly high amounts of fuccbois.
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>>90380370
>>90380412
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>>90380440
>gypsies migrate to spain
>spaniards migrate to the philippines
>filipinos migrate to california
the gypsy never dies
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>>90380187
>>90380260
>I HAD a dove and the sweet dove died;
>And I have thought it died of grieving:
>O, what could it grieve for? Its feet were tied,
>With a silken thread of my own hand's weaving;
>Sweet little red feet! why should you die -
>Why should you leave me, sweet bird! why?
>You liv'd alone in the forest-tree,
>Why, pretty thing! would you not live with me?
>I kiss'd you oft and gave you white peas;
>Why not live sweetly, as in the green trees?

Marco dying while chained up in Janna's basement when?
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>>90380526
Well, that explains Janna's chin
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>>90380512
>"Marco's a boooyyy..."
Hold onto your butt
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>>90380478
the nutshack and bleedman are both from there
that is the extent of my knowledge of janna's ancestral home
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>>90380522
Right on her middle finger just like her husband's lol
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>>90380478
they play a lot of dota and most suck at it
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>>90380512
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>>90380416
>oh man, I'd love to Jackie, but, well...
>i'm just kinda...insecure about my puke.
>y'know?
>like, I can't see what's goin' on in there! I don't want to disappoint you and all.
>tell ya what: i'll put some water in my mouth and spit on you instead! huh? good clean fun, heh heh...
>no, that's terrible, I agree. sorry.
>wait, I've got it! STAR could do it! and then we'd make out and she could watch!
>yeah, really, she's totally into it. she was just telling me she'd throw up if she saw your face again!
>>
>mfw I share Marco's first name and Janna's last name
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>>90380512
Have you seen the episode where they were literally playing doctor?

Kind of surprised they slipped that one past.
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>>90380606
MANNA CONFIRMED
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>>90380479
Storm the Castle is great because with a few small alterations it could almost feel like a finale, if the show was a miniseries or got canceled years ago.

I'm glad it wasn't the last episode, but a lot of things about it feel really conclusive even though it's the exact opposite of that in the larger sense.
>>
>>90380512
How did it go from "Oh, that's right you are a boy, I hadn't realized it" to "The Prince of the Princess's deepest desire"
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How can you incorporate Janna into this image? It just doesn't fit
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>>90380611
No I just started watching the series today. Also who is this fine lady.
>>
>>90380611
probably gonna sound dumb, but what episode? I don't recall
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>>90380642
Janna is shit
>>
>>90380642
janna is right there, don't you see her?
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>>90380649

JANNA BANANA
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>>90380642
>Rekt by Spain
>Rekt by USA
>Rekt by Japan
>Most Powerful Race in the World
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>>90380649
She's no one relevant to the plot just ignore her
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>>90380650
The sleep walking episode. Marco Diaz Ph.D.
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>>90375662
Fucking Marco he can't even get a break outside of canon.
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>>90378962
No it isn't.
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>>90380661
It's a meme you dip
>>
Ferguson is Irish say something about that
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>>90380649
She's called "Marco". Don't get too attached, the Wormicorn Stampede kills her, or at least as far as Disney is willing to fucking brutally off somebody.
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>>90380649
Janna Ordonia Diaz
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>>90380690
The irish have a word about this i think
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>>90380690
Why doesn't he want Star? She has negative ass so she would be perfect for him.
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>>90380606
How is life treating you JR?
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>>90380686
star is a cuck lol
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>>90380676
>Ph.D
>Pretty Hung Dude
The majesty of the Diaz is canonical.
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>>90380639
Compatibility plus intimacy plus time.
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>>90380649
That's Janna; the best girl in the whole series
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>>90380639
If anything the fact that she doesn't immediately lust over him while she's struggling not to stick her tongue down the throats of random guys at the water fountain demonstrates how close they were already, platonically.
It just bloomed from there, eventually. Their relationship was never superficial like her crush on Oskar.
>>
We need more Janna bullying
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>>90380639
She realized he was a boy.
>>
>>90380717
It's made funnier because his mom walks past and says "pretty hot dude" with a smirk. As her son is literally playing doctor with the attractive naive foreign exchange student.
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>>90380747
we should just ignore her existence
>>
>>90380649
A scoundrel and a thief.
>>
>>90380743
four of what?
>>
>>90380690
"ferguson o'durguson"
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>>90380756
She said Pretty Handsome
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>>90380759

We need to acknowledge how shit she is and punish her because of that
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>>90380690
>paddies
>flips
>beaners
Echo Creek is a real piece of work
>>
>>90380771
beenises
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>>90380771
seasons
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>>90380690
>>90380699
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>>90380756
>Angie was already teasing them about being in a relationship back then
What is it with Marco and Star's parents and shipping the two of them? The only one of the parents that hasn't done that so far is Moon.
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>>90380817
The Diazes see how cute and perfect they are firsthand.
River and Moon are just glad their daughter isn't going after hot monster dick.
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>>90380756
>tfw no angie x marco /ss/ art

what is even the point of life.
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>>90380792
She WANTS to be acknowledged by ignoring her we bully her the hardest
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>>90380747
>What? Haven't you figured it out yet? Have I been too vague about how I feel about you, Janna? I hate you. I loathe you. I detest you. I despise you. You arrogant, annoying, thieving, abusive, monster of a girl. All you have ever been is an endless source of misery for me. You have done nothing but steal from and torment me my entire life, and I am sick of it. Get out of town. I never want to see your face again. I said get out of town!
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>>90380834
>hot monster dick.
I wouldn't put money on that just yet.
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She's gonna earn her crown so HELL to the Queen~
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>>90380817
>What is it with Marco and Star's parents and shipping the two of them?
But they don't
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>>90380840
There is. Just no fresh shit.
No Marco x Princess Marco at all, now that's the real crime
>>
it says Star Johansen Butterfly on the yearbook
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>>90380376
>lekmet
Dude please
Rhomb and omni

>>90380380
Well they probably are dead for now, until lekmet is back, maybe father time will help them
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>>90380860
Mr. Diaz is pretty oblivious. So at least we know where Marco gets it from.
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>>90380869
Imma need some sauce for that.

The instagram pic has Star's name covered.
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>>90380869
Yes, Johansen is her father's family name.
>>
I can't believe Janna's a fucking flip
>>
Well mewberty was weird, but this flirty pixie is hitting all my buttons
>>
>>90380875
what's wrong with goatsie
>>
>>90380891
It makes you wonder what Angie had to do to get his attention.

I want to say a surprise lap dance while he thought they were just study buddies.
>>
>>90380869
Royalty always takes the surname of the heir to the throne.
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>>90380869
Time to add her to the list of cartoon characters with the middle initial "J".
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>>90380903
Anal insertion
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>>90380925
Do not ask that question!
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>>90380900
She's probably one of those mutts whose ancestry is so muddled that she's like 5% a dozen different things
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>>90380747
You know what would be absolutely hilarious? If Janna realized just how bad things were and did reform herself in a last ditch attempt to win over Marco, but Marco, still suspicious, didn't believe in her heartfelt attempts to change.

Imagine it, Janna starts acting more girly and really nice and considerate to Marco, and though he is still suspicious Marco decides to play along and take her on a pretend date. At the end they're alone together, and Janna, blushing furiously, confesses that she loves him, and has since elementary school.

This catches Marco off guard, and he begins questioning her on her claims. "You were always making fun of me. We almost never talked at all. How could you like me like that?"

"You don't need a reason to like someone," replies Janna. "By the time I realized it, I was already madly in love with you."

And then she kisses him deeply. Afterward she pulls in close and rests her head against his shoulder. "Marco... do you like me too?"

Marco pushes her away and gets up to leave. "There is no way that I would like you."

"Huh...? But then... why did you go on this date with me...?"

"This isn't a date. I was only playing a trick on you."

"A trick...?"

"You're always bullying me, so I decided to get even with you. That's all."
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>>90380860
"Star, Marco. I was talking about Star. Jackie is no criminal. Star, however, now she's a criminal."

He's clearly changed his mind.
>>
>>90380900
i hope this show gets fucking cancelled
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>>90380925
Too old for me, Also i dont do furry
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>>90380964
you already posted this
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>>90380964
such beautiful misery
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>>90380978
but Optimus prime is a spooky scary skeleton
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>>90380928
Not really.

The current house that rules the UK is Queen Victoria's husband's, but they changed the name during the first World War because it was too German sounding.
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>>90380964
That's stupid
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>>90381010
Wasn't he a Greek prince?
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>>90379997
Are you serious? Look at that wee mako shark and tell me it isn't cute. I agree with you on bugs though, they are disgusting and should be stepped on.
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>>90380964
It would be mind numbingly savage if he actually did that on the show. If they had a Janna episode, and Marco just dropkicks her feelings clean off an emotional rooftop like that, I would go nuts.
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I want Marco to ram me with his cake stick
>>
It's probably really embarrassing to go outside with Star in public.
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>>90381046
You are thinking of the current queen's husband.

He actually wasn't allowed to pass down his last name to his children because it's a made up meme name when ironically the queen's house is also a made up meme name.
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>>90378192
>Jackie eats her in one bite
>Just like a real frog
My worst nightmare...
>>
>>90381007
He's cute :3
>>
Star probably fucking stinks so bad.
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>>90378329
>They fucked after the concert
>Jackie is now pregnant
>About to get too real
Welp, not only is Jarco endgame, but we'll be seeing progeny for Star to lust after soon.
>>
>>90381071
Believe me anon it may look nice but the only thing that shark wants is to rip and tear your guts
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>>90381147
She reeks of failure and rejection
>>
I just want Star to have a nice day.
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>>90381190
Well, she gets to go back to her huge ass castle
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>>90381147
Marco taught her how to shower, silly
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>>90381210
I want to pick her up sleeping on the couch and gently set her into her bed and tuck her in.
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>>90381228
That pic looks like a nice boy taking care of his mentally challenged sister.
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>>90381249
Please don't bully, she's just sleepy
>>
>>90381249
So does the show.
>>
>>90381249
That and "what if retards could have magic?" is pretty much the premise of the show
>>
>>90379863
>Season 3 edit
>"Stay away from my boyfriend, in a romantic manner. If you wanna watch, that's fine, but the moment you try and touch I will wring your little bug head so hard it explodes in a bloody mess."
>"Your friend, Jackie<3"
>"P.s. We already got to home plate while you were away."
>"P.P.s. It was good."
>>
>>90381249
Thats fairly accurate
>>
Stop saying rude things about Star. You're going to upset her.
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>>90381151
I know. Sharks will fuck you up, and don't even need their eyes to know where you are. Fascinating fish.
>>
>Star and Marco fighting Toffee in Ludo's body in Season 3
>Toffee slices Marco's arm off with magic
>Marco is face down on the ground, not moving, can't even tell if he's alive
>Star loses her shit, attacks Toffee with all her power in a rage
>Toffee still has the upper hand and corners her
>Suddenly a giant purple tentacle wraps itself around Toffee/Ludo from behind
>The monster tentacle arm has grown out of where Marco's normal arm was
>Marco looks right at Toffee and says "You will not hurt my friend Toffee"
>Star blasts Toffee/Ludo's wand arm off of Ludo's body
>The arm escapes using magic and later regrows into Toffee's real body

How would you feel if this ended up happening?
>>
>>90380319
She's a cuck
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>>90381249
>one of starcos favorite pics being this BTFO
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>>90381148
>but we'll be seeing progeny for Star to lust after soon.

"Thanks for babysitting me, aunt Star. What are we going to do tonight?"
>>
>>90381376
I like the drawings where he fucks the starco girl
>>
>>90380590
HA, I thought he was being sarcastic at first, then the slow realization he was serious. Gg, Anon. Ahhh, I needed that.
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>>90381376
Jam already has a destined love.
>>
I just want Marco and Jackie to stay in love with each other. Why is that so wrong?
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>>90381372
There are way better Starco pics
>>
>>90381288
kek
>>
>>90381434
It isn't wrong. It will be so.
>>
Okay so what if star and jackie kissed each other
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>>90381425
indeed
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>>90381425
>Star gets cucked out of another Diaz by her own non-existent daughter
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>>90380851
>Realistic Tsundere romance resolutions
We need more.
>>
>>90381425
Why does Marco's daughter look like Moon?
>>
>>90381434
Because the majority of the shipping fanbase says "Thou shalt have no other ships before Starco." But fuck'em. Keep loving and believing in Jarco.
>>
>>90381434
I think Jarco actually has the potential to be really fantastic but it just suffers from being overshadowed by another relationship that has been built up since the start of the show.
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>>90381490
Because her mother looks like Moon
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>>90381471
>In a moment of rage Star schedules to get her tubes tied
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>>90380965
>Calls her a criminal
>Is Mexican
>Treats her like family
Well, he certainly doesn't think of her as his son's wife. Coming from a Mexican family, he would be asking her why she isn't bearing Marco's child right now. Also, he would fucking talk such hard shit about her being a criminal instead of playfully enjoy it. Seriously, the hypocrisy on breaking the law is entertaining to watch.
>>
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>>90381098
I am not creative enough to write the dialogue for this meme
>>
>>90381458
The only reason Star would ever kiss Jackie would be to forcibly swab up Marco's saliva for herself.
>>
>>90381357
Change it to the tentacle immediately taking over Marco's body, having Toffee and Tentacle joining forces, and giving Star even more suffering; and I LOVE IT.
>>
>>90381534
>Star will grow into womanlet board with non-chin
>Jacki will grow into thicc milf
Marco doesn't have to think much to make this decision.
>>
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>>90381577
>>
>>90381357
>"my friend"

Heh, even in victory Star gets cucked.
>>
>>90381376
Following these series of events; Star becoming an actual child molester makes way too much sense. Please, continue.
>>
>>90381577
Or maybe Nefcy blows it with Starco so badly that she has to Korrasami Star in order to get people to still praise the show.
>>
>>90381571
Honestly I thought I saved the one with dialogue already on it.

ALl I know is that Marco says "No can do, H-Poo"
>>
>>90381537
>Star now looks forward to Jarco happening because it's the closest to the Diaz she'll ever get.
>>
>>90381582
>Jackie will end up getting piercings and tattoos
>Star will not
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>>90381461
iiiiiinceeeeest.
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>>90381607
>Not a single work of Star/Boy!Star /ss/
Fuck this gay Earth
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>>90381643
Pic related is the closest you'll get to boy Star /ss/
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>>90381577
>Star goes full force mouth fucking on Jackie
>Tongue exploring EVERYWHERE
>Several times
>Hands getting a bit feelsy, if only to keep Jackie stable
>Jackie is just wide eyed, gushing so hard right now
>The moment Star is done, she swallows, walks away, and pretends it never happened
>Jackie likes girls now
>>
>>90381643
Why is boystar Auschwitz mode?
>>
>>90381707
In R63

Flat translates to twink

And Curvy translates to Muscular
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star is pretty
>>
>>90375711
That's the girl from Steven Universe, yeah? What's happening to her and why do people ship her with Marco? She's also the cool, calm and collected type?
>>
>>90381773
because delicious brown
>>
667
>>
>>90376882
>>90376941
> Maron
> Barion

Do you have siblings/sons called Zarion and Larion perhaps? What about Lennis? Is he the younger brother?
>>
>>90381885
I'm the hidden evil twin of Maron, Aaron, and I have to say your post seems to imply our family naming is stupid.

Are you saying that?
>>
>>90381643
BoyStar is no Trapco.
>>
>>90381582
Given the way Jackie was eating at that party she's more likely to grow into a whale.
>>
>>90381637
It's sad that in the year 2017 people, like me, are still prejudiced against people with piercings.
>>
>>90376965
THE
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>>90381674
So Jackie will wind up kissing Marco more often, which will result in more "unwanted" mouth-muggings by Star.

Everybody wins.
>>
>>90382191
FINAL COUNT DOWN!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcJ-wNmazHQ
>>
>>90380349
> Sensei

Excellent taste.
>>
>>90378618

If you watched Starcrushed you'd know the answer is "a bunch"
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