Tonight's episode: "Chapter Six: Faster, Pussycats! Kill! Kill!"
>With Riverdale High’s annual variety show around the corner, Valerie’s (guest star Hayley Law) efforts to help Archie (KJ Apa) prepare for his big performance lead to some major fallout between her and Josie (Ashleigh Murray). Meanwhile, Betty (Lili Reinhart) and Jughead’s (Cole Sprouse) investigation into Jason’s death brings them to a home for troubled youth and face-to-face with Polly (guest star Tiera Skovbye). Just as her relationship with her mother was on the upswing, an unexpected betrayal sends Veronica (Camila Mendes) spiraling, while Josie deals with her own pressures at home after her overbearing father Myles McCoy (guest star Reese Alexander) returns for her performance at the variety show. Hermione’s (Marisol Nichols) first day at Andrew’s Construction finds her and Fred (Luke Perry) growing closer.
Streams.
>Stream 1.
http://tgo-tv.com/watch/live-tv/the-cw-live-stream.php
>Stream 2.
https://www.arconaitv.me/tcw/
>Stream 3
http://livetvmisc.wixsite.com/main
25 minutes to showtime.
>>90375219
Blacked edition.
oh boy I made it for the start of a talkback thread by accident. My body is ready.
what does cheryl smell like?
>>90375745
Cherry pussy juice and evil
We /archiehorror/ tonight?
Here we go lads
I'm so ready.
Brought to you by Covergirl
It begins.
Robin Givens can still work my dick after all these years
bughead is happening huh
>>90375961
Don't be trashy anon
those are some shitty-ass pancakes
>Polly is real
Fuck which filter is hiding these threads?
>>90376004
>bughead
Better than Jetty, I suppose
Archie has DC rebirth posters...
>Batman Rebirth poster
Dat Rebirth poster.
Reggie is the expert on sucking
>HIS PALMS ARE SWEATY, KNEES WEAK, ARMS ARE HEAVY
>THERE'S VOMIT ON HIS SWEATER ALREADY, MOM'S SPAGHETTI
Archie is tripping already
>>90376049
>>90376051
>>90376055
FUCK I missed it
Mrs. Cooper. Are you trying to seduce me?
Archie is confirmed /ourguy/.
>>90376049
>>90376051
>>90376055
DROPPED
JUGHEAD NEW HUSBANDO
>>90376061
Bringing out the em
Valerie is pretty white for a black gal
>>90376100
Jughead always Husbando.
>>90376092
Who /gingergod/ here?
>>90376100
I want Jugshit fans to leave.
Why is Val so beautiful?
>>90376106
Behold the wonders of racemixing.
>>90376106
She's about to get colonized
>>90376116
Eyes
>>90376116
Because she's the most white-looking Pussycat
>Jugs just keeps eating
>>90376129
Shame about my chink genes
>>90375961
Their lip stain blows.
VERONICA IS VIGILANTE
>>90376141
find some black chick and make some blasian babies
Val you don't need this shit.
>making her choose between you and ginger adonis
LEL
Josie is a bitch and I don't like it.
Val is about to get /Maoried/.
>>90376190
mfw I dated a black girl but she left me for a ginger
are the grownups fucking too...
>>90376190
It was a hard choice. Truly
Papa Archie is gonna have to "woo" that black mayor pussy
Also I just realized that this show has more women than men
FUCK YEAR FRED
Veronica has some truly god tier outfits on this show. The need to release the stores they get the clothes from.
Know what. Archie's dad deserves this. Good for him.
>MOM!!! ARCHIE'S DAD WAS MINE
>>90376247
I like them odds
>>90376280
ive seen enough porn to see where this is going
>>90376308
mom n teen videos are pure kinotacular
>brought to you by covergirl
>women's deodorant ad
>bra ad
>neutrogena ad
Weekly reminder that men shouldn't be watching this
>>90376344
The fuck was that light mask?! It didn't seem to shield your eyes from it much.
Hiram revenge sex with Archie mom when?
>>90376344
And yet we all are
>she's irreplaceable
Shoulda thought of that before your bitchy ultimatum huh?
Fuck you Josie, that's why you don't treat the talent like crap.
>>90376344
And comics and cartoons are for children. What's your point
>>90376344
I'm sorry you are not secure about your own masculinity and unable to enjoy the other sex
MY BRAND
Anyone want to take a guess who they got to play the father?
>>90376432
Eric Andrews.
It feels weirdly progressive that both the kids and adults get trashy romance subplots...
Veronica, your dad's a shit. Stop caring about him.
>find a woman of color
>don't forget our branding
Ha. I like how they've taken this racebent Josie and make it a slight commentary on forced diversity in media. They seem to lampshade a number of things that seem cliche. Kinda like that faux lesbian kiss in ep one.
>>90376432
Mitt Romney
>>90376432
Eric roberts
GINGER JUDAS
>>90376344
FUCK THEIR NETWORK SEGREGATION!
FUCK IT! FUCK IT HERE, FUCK IT IN THE PINK AND BLUE AISLES IN TOY STORES! FUCK IT EVERYWHERE BECAUSE IT TOOK YOUNG JUSTICE AWAY FROM ME!
Ha, but we got it back. The bastards never expected that. We got it back and they can go fuck themselves.
>>90376455
Hiram Lodge is the hero you don't deserve.
Wasn't Judas a ginger?
Veronica that's not his fault you bitch. Man I thought Veronica was going to be the one who didn't suck.
>no it's great Veronica, now I don't need you
Men.
Aw they used the O.G. logo for Josie and the Pussycats.
>>90376509
They're both trashy cunts
>Cat Ear Ronnie
This fucking show
>>90376455
Don't you talk about best dad.
Hiram Lodge when?
it's...a blackface episode...?
>>90376468
Not like he has anything else going on.
>>90376538
>hispanics
>white
Hell. I am southern euro and I don't want to be considered white myself.
>>90376538
REMINDER VERONICA IS LATINA AND THUS A "POC"
>>90376344
I'm the target audience and it's still cringeworthy.
>us
wha-
Oh
OOOHHHH
oh no
POLLY GOT FAT AHAHAHA
>>90376432
Here's what he looks like in the prequel comic. Who knows if they even modeled it after the actor who will play him though. It's pretty inconsistent with the show.
>>90376506
According to some bullshit racist dark ages Catholic theology, yes.
>>90376528
I wonder what the snapchat filter anon's gonna do with this
SHE'S PREGNANT
how is babby formed?
Polly is a preggos!
ROSEMARY'S BABY
>Poll is real
>and preggers
>>90376612
The calling for Sabrina to come
Grandma Blossom is gonna be very happy
>>90376612
>>90376636
yaaaaaaaasssssss
>>90376616
That went on forever.
>>90376594
Fuck that SnapdaleAnon. He weirds me out.
>>90376685
Hopefully they hint at soon. Also atnt commercial with rape.shower makes me giggle.
>dated a black girl
>she always straightened her hair
damn
>>90376532
For some reason, that image reminds me of fist of the north star...though with a change to the quote.
"You are already poor,"
>>90376738
Creepier anons exist on here. He's harmless in stalker kind of way.
Oh shit she doesn't know.
OH NOOOOOO
another dark chapter in the sticky maple saga
There goes the baby!
> Does he know I'm here?
>>90376532
>Omae wa mazushideru
Does Melody talk? Like is she mute?
> a Donna Summer song
nice
>>90376885
She only speaks during the night of a full moon.
>>90376885
>implying anyone cares what drummers have to say
I hope they release a soundtrack of this show
Wait where's Jughead
>>90376913
Val and Archie have best sound on show so far
I want to know how Covergirl makes Archie's hair.
I want to work as a whiteshirt guard there
>>90376913
>Wait where's Jughead
Literally my question almost every scene.
>>90376908
I shouldnt have laughed but I did
t. drummer
>>90376974
So you can grab a hand full of that preggo titty?
>>90376908
>Shitting on drummers.
Bass players need to leave.
>>90376913
You mean from Archie/Josie or the the soundtrack from other artists?
>>90376913
I agree with both of these sentiments.
>>90376809
I know he's relatively harmless. Still though, his volume and perseverance weird me out.
>>90377008
Every song, really. They are all kinda nice.
Even that Shout song
Jesus Josie's dad is a dick.
Her dad is black HR.
>>90377000
And get paid for it
why are archie's dad and veronica's mom the only decent parents in this entire town?
Archie is fucking stupid
>>90377052
Matches the rest of the family.
Ms. Cooper is a real bitch
was that deflection?
Now I really think it's one of Betty's parents.
>>90377031
Cute ifying the show happens
I want Alice to get raped by a truck.
>>90377106
Man nah at least Josie has an excuse for being a dick: Two asshole parents.
>>90376982
>Where's Jughead?
Wait, what the fuck does Josie's dad do? Why is he a big shot?
>>90377157
Music guy by sounds of it
>ALL THESE REBIRTH POSTERS.
Archie is /ourguy/
White people thinking they speak for black people on the internet are going to throw such a fit, if they're not doing so already.
Fred plz
>>90377179
I thought Riverdale is a maple syrup economy
>>90377205
Jazz is the maple syrup of music
BE SURE TO BUY WARNER BROS DC COMICS
>>90377205
Music is the only way out of the toxic grasp of maple syrup. Josie said so.
>>90377205
Sounds like Josie's dad does a jazz circuit outside of Riverdale.
>>90377205
A certain kind of mapling
Why is everyone such drama queens?
>I can't agree to stop cheating on your dad
wow
okay
down to one decent parent in riverdale
>>90377236
The maple syrup.
>>90377190
>like Rebirth
That's almost as bad as liking New52.
Wait...wait a second.
Shouldn't Veronica's Mom as her legal guardian not need to forge her signature?
>>90377222
>Buy DC Comics and you too can be a ginger chad juggling four qts.
>>90377205
I had no idea Maple syrup was a big deal.
>>90377236
It's a CW show. It's in the DNA
>>90377238
So that leaves................................Kevin's dad.
Archie/Teen Titans crossover when?
What the actual fuck was that Swedish Fish ad?
Late threadly reminder that Archie is perfect and we should protect his smile.
>>90377272
Nigga people got killed over it
>>90377205
>>90377218
>>90377235
>>90377244
>maple syrup
yfw the maple syrup is actually made with blood from human sacrifices and it's all part of a freaky cult
>>90377254
We get it you're butthurt over Watchmen being included but some of the Rebirth books are actually good.
>>90377268
4 qts and a cougar
>>90377323
>dumb as a rock
>perfect
>that Swedish Fish ad
L-lewd
>>90377244
>In season 2 Hiram Lodge keikaku's the entire town by seizing control of the maple syrup industry.
>>90377350
>A cougar
Mama Blosson wants a piece of him too
>>90377338
Season finale is a giant maple syrup flood.
>>90377338
>ywn drizzle souls onto a hot belgian waffle
>>90377353
>dumb as a rock
How so?
>>90377338
>it's another piece of fiction with a small town setting ruined by cults episode
>>90377338
Morrison stop
>>90377353
Just how I like 'em
>>90377338
But they also ate the maple syrup..
>>90377353
>Not using him for his delicious ginger body.
>>90377401
>JOSIE IS SHORT FOR JOSEPHINE? GEE THINKING IS HARD, I WISH MS GRUNDY WAS HERE
>>90377372
He just reminds her of her son. Nothing sexual about that.r-right?
>>90375745
Low self-esteem and brittle emotions
>I'll die along
Archie please
Oh my God it's a fucking high school band it's not that important.
>>90377375
Too soon, man. You can still smell the horrible smell of molasses some days in Boston.
DAFUQ
You're burgersexual Jughead, get your fucking hands off Betty
>>90377422
because they're psychic vampires
>>90377429
An easy lay
JUGGIE NO
NO JUGHEAD SHE'S NOT A HAMBURGER
Juggy damn
So is it Jetty or Bughead?
>>90377428
Of course, and Cheryl is just really close to her brother
>I'll die alone
Maybe if you keep being an indecisive fuck for another 60 years
/ACE/ BTFO
Jughead, no!
Shippers on deck.
Jughead-is-ace fags BTFO.
BETTYFAGS BTFO
I KnEW IT. JUGHEAD GETTING IT IN.
>>90377465
what if she tastes like one?
FUCK THAT.
NOT MUH JUGHEAD
Maybe if they fuck they'll solve the case completely.
I am furious
>>90377440
Do you even high school? EVERYTHING is important.
My old high school friends experienced a three weeks schism over assigned seats at the movie theater.
>ACE ERASURE
WRITING NEW TUMBLR POST RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
SUBTLE PRODUCT PLACEMENT
REEEEEEEEEEE
Ugh that cringy product placement shot
WHOA.
Did not see that coming.
I guess Betty tastes like burgers.
This fucking show just triggered everyone
It's so /co/ it hurts
>>90377440
Were you homeschooled or something?
>Archie and Veronica
>Betty and Jughead
>Cheryl and Maple Syrup
Best end.
Even /co/ is upset about BettyXJughead
Dem leotards. Oh my god.
>Cat suit Ronnie
dick no
They're not very good singers.
>>90377524
What's worse. Hoseys dad looks like he is in physical pain listening to his own daughter
this is awkward to watch with my mom...
>>90377556
I don't like the pairing. Betty isn't a burger so it's "not muh". That said, that one scene is going to cause so much drama and that alone is worth it.
My school talent shows weren't like this
I don't mind the BettyXJughead pairing.
But I'm not looking forward with all the drama with Archie realizing "wtf i love betty now" and the inevitable dumping of Jughead and all the drama THAT may carry.
>Betty and Juggy being watched
Oh shit!
Archie full frontal scene when
Josie's dad is cold as fuck.
> not wearing gloves to a crime scene
Poor Josie
yeah jug, put the drugs back with your fingerprints all over them
>CATSUIT RONNIE
>I FEEL LOOOOVED
>>90377607
WEBMS NOW
O
N
S
M
B
E
W
He said the line, time to play the song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvQY6tLMdL0
>>90377594
No, it's cool. No one will suspect the son of a gang leader.
>STICK TO FOOTBALL
>Focus on someone that makes you feel safe
>Staring at his dad
CW may as well be the Dad channel now
>>90377607
aw yeah
my god...there must be a dozen Weed Bricks in the front seat alone...
>>90377641
He's really good
>>90377641
To be fair some of the dad's are really fuckable on this show.
>I'LL TRYYYY TO LET IT GO
>Betty running away as Archie is singing
This foreshadowing
>>90377681
I thought he did decent. Especially for an hs thing
>>90377583
Me neither mostly because Ronnie belongs withCheryl.
>Decide to turn the TV on while I study
>All these girls
Fuck
>>90377741
What about a gingerbread sandwich?
Bleaching time
Ginger mixes well with fine chocolate caramel.
>jocks high fiving a band geek
what the hell?
Arch got that jungle fever!
K I W I
I
W
I
ginger male x black female
I can't remember. Have we ever seen this on tv?
Is Veronica going to go full dark, no stars on her mom?
>>90377797
Well, he is still their teammate.
>>90377818
Nope. Tis new
Holy shit
>>90377774
No, thats haram.
Oh
Oh no
>It's a Jughead episode next week
AHhhh
DO THEY HAVE HAMBURGERS IN JAIL?
Throw Jughead into the same cell as Grundy and let them rot.
>>90377875
Not the ones you'd want.
>>90377875
They can make them. If you know what I mean.
>>90377797
How long ago did you graduate high school, anon?
Polly jumped out the window? Huh?
>>90377864
more like the start of a harem
>ONLY 2 EPISODES LEFT
fuck
>>90377875
He'll get some hot meat between two buns if that's what you're asking
>>90377875
No boigahs, only salads.
>>90377840
That's true
>>90377904
2010...
UPCOMING EPISODES
7. Chapter Seven: In a Lonely Place (March 9, 2017).
>THE SEARCH IS ON - When a major piece of evidence is mysteriously destroyed, new rumors begin to swirl as to who was really behind Jason's murder. Tensions build when Jughead's father returns to the fray and it's revealed that he and Fred have some unresolved issues between them. Meanwhile, Veronica takes matters into her own hands after her fight with Hermione. Cheryl approaches Betty with an unexpected proposal that leaves Betty torn.
There'll be a one week hiatus afterwards, but we already have some spoilers about episode 8.Betty and Jughead's relationship causes Archie to reevaluate his feelings for Betty; Betty and Cheryl decide to organize a baby shower for Polly; It's revealed that the Coopers want Polly back but don't want the baby and that the Blossoms want the child that rightfully belongs to their family but don't want Polly involved in the baby's life.
>>90375219
Argh!
Channel went black after Veronica refused to sign. It briefly came back so see Valerie sing with the pussycats? and Archie and Veronica apoligize to each other for how they treated each other, only to go black again until Jughead and Betty go to Polly's room and find her gone.
What did I miss?
>>90377875
I mean I'm pretty sure there will be some meat and some buns.
>>90377908
what you on about? there's 13 episodes in this season
>>90377887
Putting best girl in prison. Negro pls
>>90377908
wait
really?
>>90377873
>its a Jughead episode
Fuck yes
>He's going to have a rough time
>save him, /co/
>>90377927
Dude, ya graduated two years before me. I don't know about your school though, but at mine everyone was basically cool with each other.
Did Veronica's mom forge her signature?
>>90377927
>2010...
I only graduatedfive years laterbut most people didn't really care about that kind of stuff
>>90377919
Tossed?
>>90377933
The first part of that spoiler is such a fucking bs tired and done 100000000 times faggot move, but the part about Betty, Cheryl and Polly is adorable.
>no eating hamburgers
>JugXBetty
I can handle some not muh, but there's only so much not muh I can take. Never has one scene made me want to quit watching a show like this one.
>>90377975
yes
And Molly Ringwald is coming in as Archie's mother Mary for the last three episodes of the season. Episode 10 also features the return of Chuck Clayton.
Some of you may remember Jughead's melodramatic narration at the end of shitty episode 3 claims exposing the football team's score book and getting Chuck booted off the team would only make things worse "in the future". So that time is presumably episode 10.
>>90377908
>>90377959
I could have sworn that's what the next episode teaser said but I could be wron, comrades.
>>90377927
Why are you watching this show, grandpa?
>>90378018
So I missed episode 3, and didn't watch it after seeing the reactions to it, but what happened in that episode that was so bad?
>>90378062
It was a "slut shaming is bad!" episode, but worth it just to see Dark Betty go full crazy.
>>90378062
STICKY
MAPLE
>>90378062
One of the main girls kissed a black guy, how horrible
>>90378062
It was a very SJW-esque episode without none of the satire.
But it had Dark Betty. That was fun.
>>90378102
Minorities butt flustered at reaction
>>90378062
They deviated from the ongoing plot and dedicated the entire episode to anti-slut shaming. Only good thing was a few seconds of Veronica's butt jiggle and Dark Betty
They need to bring Archie and Veronica into the mystery plot already.
Though I now realize they restrained it to Betty and Jughead for shipping purposes.
>>90378062
>BLACKED
>MAPLE
>LOCKER ROOM SCENE
>HOT TUB
>DARK BETTY
>ANCIENT BOIL RITUAL
>>90378218
>ANCIENT BOIL RITUAL
Ancient?
>>90378229
Ancient boiling of the Negro
>>90377110
A grand understatement
>Laughs at the thought of her husband killing Jason
>Because he doesn't have the balls
>>90378229
Yes a time classic tradition, A roast if you will.
>>90378276
that seemed like maybe it was a forced laugh/insult, trying to deflect
I think betty's dad did it and her mom knows
>>90377362
A Mr Burns level scheme
Yes, this is all well and good...but how will a resident from Greendale steal the show during the season finale?
>>90377908
Vampire Diaries is ending, that has only a few episodes left.
>>90377948
Veronica's mom signed the paper in her name
Archie convinced Valerie to go back to the Pussycats (Val didn't realize her dad was in town)
Jughead kissed Betty and she remembered Polly mention a car Jason hid outside of town
Josie and Valerie made up in time to perform, only for Josie's dad walked out on the performance
Betty and Jughead found the car which had Jason's jacket and a bunch of drugs, while an unknown person witnessed them
Archie and Veronica made up and Archie performed alone, he had another flashback with the werewolf masks but managed to crush it
Betty and Jughead told the sheriff about what they found but by the time the cops got to the car someone has torched it
Archie and Val made out, Josie cried in the bathroom, Veronica found out what her mom did, Betty and Jughead went to rescue Polly from that place but she had already broken out
>>90378322
Most likely. She hasn't shown much love for the deceased, other people hated that family and still say that sucks.
>>90378440
Thanks Anon!
There's only one person who can solve Jason Blossom's murder.
>I always arrive home 2late 2watch this live
>>90378489
Damn you anon
I just finished
>>90378218
Nekoronica webms when?
If Sabrina never shows up in this show I'm going to break onto their set one day and attack them all with the burgers that they should have been making Jughead eat in every scene
>>90378488
Im really excited for Sabrina's appearance andspin-off seriestbqh
>>90378593
Nekos are Japanese though
>>90378625
Gatoronica doesn't work as well
>>90378614
its inevitable that she'll appear
http://www.denofgeek.com/us/tv/riverdale/257276/riverdale-introducing-sabrina-the-teenage-witch-confirmed
http://www.thewrap.com/sabrina-teenage-witch-come-riverdale-season-exclusive/
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/archie-comics-signs-development-deal-warner-bros-tv-975805
>>90378676
Yessssssssss, I love me some witches
Although I doubt they'll introduce anything explicitly supernatural into the show. They'll make her a wiccan or something
>>90378676
That is such a great image of salem
I am crushing so damn hard on Veronica. Best waifu.
Shippers latching onto JugheadXBetty are getting dangerously close to OliverXFelicity levels. This could wreck the show when they inevitable break up.
...is ...is he gone this week?
>>90378933
Riverdale is a drama first, so breaking them up has built-in explanation
>>90378933
Wait. Are people seriously already getting into this?
>>90378933
Shippers were a mistake...except for the illuminated fellows that ship Cheryl with Veronica.
>>90379029
People were shipping Betty and Jughead before Riverdale even started, just from cast shots and promos.
Every passing episode gives them more fuel for their shipping fire.
>>90379199
No woman can attain ollicity levels in a single show
>>90379029
>already
It's been over an hour. There's dozens of porns out there.
>>90379029
Nigger I'm getting into this
>>90379289
>It's been over an hour
Holy shit, I haven't even noticed.
>Started to watch this shit because I girl I have a crush on loves this show
>mfw it's just degrassi but with a murder mystery and Archie characters
At-least Degrassi had Drake, this doesn't have shit.
I'm just waiting for Sabrina to come in so the show can become watchable.
Has there ever been a good deck made with 40 cards?
>>90379366
All the best are made with 39.
>>90379356
>it's just degrassi but with a murder mystery and Archie characters
>implying that's a bad thing
>>90379356
>>90379454
WHATEVER IT TAKES
>>90379454
Touché
>>90377566
lmao
>>90379834
What did she mean by this?
>>90379012I think he's starting now
>>90379012Don't jinx it.
>>90379012
>>90379888
>>90379012
>>90379888LOOK WHAT HE DID
I always thought Archie was a Marvel guy
>>90379931
Well, time to pack up. See ya next week, bitches!
>>90379959
>>90379995
>>90379952
Well he crossed over with The Punisher
but current Archie comics are being published by DC I think. The ones by Mark Waid I mean.
>>90380020
<3
>>90380021
They're published by Archie Comics, which does still exist and really needs to put out more horror comics.
>>90380021
The Rebirth posters are probably more a CW mandate and a nudge nudge at us
>>90380021
I think Archie Comics still publishes them. But CW is owned by WB (who also own DC) and Archie Comics just signed a development deal with WB TV so a DC poster isn't surprising
>>90379933He's always watching ;__;
>>90380170Why are we using spoilers, are you afraid he's going to look in your little boxes?
>>90380081
>>90380327
>>90380363
>>90380387
>>90380418
The show needs more lesbians
>>90380446
>>90380487
Polly's not crazy at all.
>>90380531
>>90380471
you mean more than zero?
>>90380561
>>90380592
>>90380614
>>90380085
>>90380117
>>90380136
My mistake. I just saw Waid's name and assumed it was a DC book for some reason. Thanks for correcting the record.
>>90380644
>>90380672
>>90380692
>>90380692
>>90380719
>>90380739
Kek
>>90380768
>>90380806
>>90380836
>>90380870
>>90380896
https://youtu.be/f0h8Pjf4vNM
>>90380969
Or, if you prefer:
https://youtu.be/0iFBXjRbVl0
>>90381008
>>90381039
>>90381061
>>90381075
>>90381103
>>90381137
>>90375219
Did anyone read the Riverdale comic?
Let's take a look at the movies that the episodes take their names from.
>Chapter's 1: The River's Edge
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091860/
The connection here is obvious enough. Jughead's voiceover also uses the title.
>>90381967
>Chapter 2: A Touch of Evil
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0052311/
The pathologist says Jason's body has the "touch of evil".
The movie includes a character who's held against her will, much like how Jason presumably was.
>>90377562
DICK YES
>>90382013
>Chapter 3: Body Double
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086984/
Dark Betty.
>>90382092
>Chapter 4: The Last Picture Show
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067328/
The Twilight Drive-In's final showing before closing down (the movie is Rebel Without a Cause http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0048545/ ).
>>90382157
>Chapter 5: Heart of Darkness
The name comes from the book by Joseph Conrad, but the title of the movie adaptation was Apocalypse Now (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078788/ ). Jughead's line "The horror, the horror" is a quote from both.
>>90382244
>Chapter 6: Faster, Pussycats! Kill! Kill!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0059170/
Josie and the Pussycats.
>>90382284
>Chapter 7: In a Lonely Place
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0042593/
>>90381159
at first I thought stalkeranon was just a tiny creeper male, I'm thinking femanon now. Males usually leave the cutesy phase pretty young.
>>90382329
The only other title released so far is for episode 10:
>Chapter 10: The Lost Weekend
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0037884/
>>90382157
Realised that poster is a crappy shop, this is the real one.
>>90377828
>mfw Ronnie handcuffs Hermione and boils her in a hot tub, then pours maple syrup on her
pls make this happen roberto
>>90377933
>Betty and Jughead's relationship causes Archie to reevaluate his feelings for Betty
Great, now "I must have all the pussy" Archie will fuck over Jughead rather that accept that Betty won't pine over him forever.
>>90377475
I'd still have preferred an Archie x Jughead endgame, but having the aceheads get BTFO is pretty delicious by itself. This pleases me.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electric_Dylan_controversy
I thought he was just throwing out a Dylan/90210 gag, but it is a real thing too.
>>90383221
Do people really not know who Bob Dylan is? He won a Nobel prize last year ferchrissake.
I thought it was odd that the show would have Archie not know who Bob Dylan was, and yet they let references slide by to things like Truman Capote, Mildred Pierce/Joan Crawford, Montgomery Clift and The Graduate ("Mrs Robinson") which were famous in their time but wouldn't be so well-known now.
>>90381878
I did, yeah.
>>90381878
It should be in the 4chan archive. Someone did it yesterday. DESU has not updated since the end of February
>>90383317
I know who Bob Dylan is, but never heard of the controversy. So Archie being much younger than me and not getting it either makes sense.
But yeah they do a lot of other old-school references that most wouldn't get. I knew who Josephine Baker was, but why would Archie care about some black topless jazz singer who died decades before he was born?
>>90377338
Where's Gabe Newell to make the dro..er deliveries.
Here's an interview with Madelaine Petsch. Some quotes:
>It wasn't until she actually read the script for the penultimate episode of the season — when the killer is exposed — that Petsch knew the truth of Jason's end. And the next episode? Well, the actor promises that the truth will send Cheryl into a complete tailspin. "In [Episode 13], Cheryl just goes literally insane," she says. "It was so much fun. I did more things in that episode than I’ve ever done before than in the whole series."
>"It’s set up so perfectly for chaos in Season 2, and I think people are going to be terrified of the way Season 1 ends for Cheryl because she just loses her mind," Petsch says. "The ending of Season 1 is so heart-wrenching. Of course people are going to be dying for Season 2 when they’re done."
https://www.bustle.com/p/when-jasons-killer-is-revealed-on-riverdale-it-will-ruin-cheryls-life-says-madelaine-petsch-41553
So we find out the killer/s in episode 12, and from that quote it sounds most likely to be one or both of the Blossom parents.
>>90376032
Use yotsuba catalog
>>90376261
https://thetake.com/show/530/riverdale-clothes-fashion
>tfw I want the Jughead beanie as seen in show but wont find it because its a hand made custom prop for the show
Wait is Veronica still a Pussycat?
>>90376408
I watch this show despite being insecure about my masculinity
>>90376451
Its just lazy wriing
>>90376539
Jeb Bush would better then
Polly killed Jason when she went crazy
>>90377059
>If they accuse you of sexual assault you can just discredit them with their insanity
>>90384152
I'm wondering if there's going to be some killer witch cult or something revealed, which also leads to Sabrina being introduced. Wouldn't be too far off the comics that Aguirre-Sacasa has written for Archie.
>>90377116Polly killed him and their parents are covering up for her
>>90377222
nice trips
How long till they make a random song called "SCIMOC CD YUB"
this show has so many cute girls in it
whewww
>>90377456
>>90377457
>>90377464
>>90377465
>>90377467
>>90377471
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>>90377475
>>90377478
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>>90377487
THEY RUINED JUGHEAD REEEEEEEEEE
I could have somewhat forgiven betty coming on to jughead and him just letting it happen, but jughead making the move just ruins it
>>90377470
>>>90377500
What the fuck is ACE?
>>90384296
Asexual
>>90384087
You are a blessing.
>>90377620
>>90377638
Do highscool kids really bully the kids on stage with their parents seating among them?
>>90384285
Jug has always been sweet on Betty. The recent definition of him as asexual is just SJW pandering, and I'm glad to see the show drop it.
>>90377908
More 7 episodes left you faget
Legion is theone with the 8 episode series
>>90378062
It was too much like the old archies, i.e trying overtly to be PC and having hacky plot for the episode
>>90378933
The only correct way to have executed Bett X Jughead would be if Betty had initiated it
>>90384356
You're doing god's work, brother.
>>90384377
I am not saying he should be asexual but he shouldnt be the one pursuing it, at least not with betty
Like I said Betty making the fst move would have made it more acceptable
>>90377620
>>90384356
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>>90384702
delicious.
I want sanpanon to fuck off from spamming in these threads and have webms instead
Haven't watched this episode yet but can someone tell me how much buff Asian Reggie was in it this week?
I need to know for...reasons.
>>90384971
He just appears as part of a group of footballers heckling Archie at the talent quest and its audition.
Face it, in the show Cheryl has filled the role of "asshole 5th wheel" for the core 4.
>>90384971
>>90384987
Wasnt Reggie the one to shout, "Stick to Football !!"
>>90384987
>Face it, in the show Cheryl has filled the role of "asshole 5th wheel" for the core 4.
where can i watch the new episode?
can't find any torrents
Top 3 ships?
1. Archie x Val
2. Jughead x Betty
3. Archie xCheryl
Did Veronica forget that her father is a criminal? Why was she so mad at her Mom for going for other men?
>>90385116
>Archie x Cheryl
This is my main one.
So, Sonic was cancelled for this?
>>90375219
Could Betty call the cops on her parents? What they're doing to Polly seems kind of illegal to me.
>>90385261
What if Polly is the one lying?
>>90384987
No Cheryl is the bitch and Reggie is the asshole, do you even drama?
>>90385111
http://pastebin.com/MjGw072q
>>90385195
That's not how anything works.
>>90385116
>2. Jughead x Betty
GET OUT !!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>90385195
You make it sound like it would have been a bad thing if true
So is Betty's day the killer or what? It seems almost too obvious.
>>90376058
It's weird seeing Reggie go from being a main character in the comics to occasional background appearances.
>>90385335
aceheads btfo
>>90385366
At this point he's the only real suspect.
>>90378200
>They need to bring Archie and Veronica into the mystery plot already.
But they have nothing to do with it, they have no reason to get involved just yet.
>>90385439
He is just covering up because he either believes Alice did it or Polly did it
>>90385375
>tfw jughead is no longer pure husbando
>>90385366
>>90375219
Here are the facts of the case
>Jason wanted to make it look like he died so he could elope with Polly. He had been involved in drug dealing in order to finance this. He even had some drugs in the car he was going to run away with.
>Jason's grandma knew about the marriage
>He left his sister by the river, that was the last time he was seen alive
>On that very same day, Polly was taken to a home against her will because the Coopers somehow found out about the plan
>Jason never made it to the car, or if he did he never used it since it hadn't been moved
>He somehow ended up captured, tortured, shot in the the head, then frozen for several days.
>Somebody then planted the body near the river, they WANTED the body to be found
>Betty's dad stole all the evidence from the Sheriff's office
>Betty and Jughead found the car. In the time it took for the cops to get there, somebody destroyed it, somebody somehow knew that it had been found.
>Polly escaped that very same night
>>90385116
Archie x Val
Veronica x Archie
Cheryl x Josie
Archie x Reggie
Reggie x Jughad
Kevin x Tunnel Snakes rule
Betty x Veronica
Jughead x Boigahs
>>90385590
>>Betty and Jughead found the car. In the time it took for the cops to get there, somebody destroyed it, somebody somehow knew that it had been found.
There's a POV shot of someone watching as Betty and Jughead look in the car. I'm assuming that someone followed them there and then acted as soon as they left.
>>90385648
No shit sherlock, how do you think the car caught fire
>>90385590
Other facts
>The Coopers were very happy to see Jason dead
>Cheryl was completely devastated by everything and apparently doesn't really know much, she's trying to investigate on her own
>Alice claims she didn't do it but wishes she had, doesn't believe that her husband would have the stomach to do so, she apparently doesn't know about him stealing the evidence.
>The Blossoms are trying to find out who did it, or at least that's what they claim
>Jason's grandma knew, being senile she could have very easily told someone about it and then forgotten
>Polly apparently didn't know about Jason's death until Betty told her. Regardless, she had been confined in an institution for monsths and thus couldn't have done anything during that time.
>Hermione and Veronica were not in town at the time and have no real motive
>The Southside Serpents are involved in drug dealing, they could have been the ones supplying Jason drugs and thus might have known something about his plans.
>Ms. Grundy is hiding many secrets
>Moose was the one that told Kevin he wanted to do gay stuff, which lead to them finding the body
>>90385679
>Polly apparently didn't know about Jason's death until Betty told her. Regardless, she had been confined in an institution for monsths and thus couldn't have done anything during that time.
Polly could really be psycho and have killed Jason. She could have selective amnesia about it and come off as not knowing anything. She was shown escaping the facility, so its possible she could have escaped that night too
>>90385590
>>Somebody then planted the body near the river, they WANTED the body to be found
This is important and something that hasn't really been discussed in-universe. If it had been one of the Coopers, why would they not dispose of the body? Why have everyone see it so that people would no longer think it was an accident and start investigating a murder?
And another thing to consider is that if what if the person that killed Jason and the one that put his body by the river were different people?
>>90385666
It's more exact than saying "somebody somehow knew that it had been found".
The showrunners have talked about Twin Peaks as an influence. If the show follows any Laura Palmer parallels with Jason Blossom, the murderer will turn out to be Penelope Blossom possessed by a demon.
>>90385716
Does Polly have access to a freezer she could fit a body into? Or to a car to transport the body?
>>90385780
Maybe she used Jason's car, she does remeber the details
>>90385780
>a freezer she could fit a body into
Hold up, does Pop have a motive?
https://youtu.be/ItCL88CaaE4?t=1m28s
>>90385793
She couldn't have used his car, it clearly hadn't been touched in months. And there wasn't really room in the trunk for a body given all the stuff that was in it. And if there had been a body there, there would be blood and the stench of corpse that Betty and Jughead would have noticed.
>>90385810
>She couldn't have used his car, it clearly hadn't been touched in months
How hopeless are the Riverdale cops that they haven't even searched the forest near where a body was found?
>>90385804
Pop has too many employees, he wouldn't risk one of them finding it. Unless of course they're all in on it. Or he kept the body in a locked cabinet none of them could access.
As for a motive, maple syrup?
>>90385826
Maybe Pop is involved with the Serpent gang and they were trying to store the body not knowing what to do with it
>>90385819
They also didn't bother questioning Polly Cooper even though logically she should have been one of their main suspects.
>>90385819
>>90385841
>Didn't find a car near the forest the body was found
>After a few days of doing fuck all they just went "welp, he probably drowned, case closed"
>Didn't bother questioning Polly Cooper
>Every single important fact about the case (the gunshot, Jason dealing drugs, Jason wanting to elope with Polly etc) was only found thanks to some teenagers, not by any active policework
>The Southside Serpents haven't even been considered as suspects. Cops let them do whatever they want.
Sheriff Keller is either extremely incompetent, or he's in on this
>>90385897
Does the town even have multiple cops or is it just the one sheriff?
>>90382675
>Implying Betty is as into Jughead as Jughead is into her
>>90386129
There seems to be at least one other cop, we saw him with Sheriff Keller at the end of this episode.
>>90378676
I hope they're not gonna call the Sabrina spin off show as Greendale.
it's just gonna remind me of Community
>>90386211
Why would they call it greendale?
>>90383878
>Crazy Cheryl
my dick is not ready
>>90384377
>The recent definition of him as asexual is just SJW pandering
Listen here, faggot
there are 3 constants in this god forsaken world; Death, Taxes, and Jughead loves Hamburgers
you remove one and the whole system falls apart!
>>90386270
Greendale is the town Sabrina is set in, in most of her comics and I believe the old tv show
>>90386335
I always thought she was set in Riverdale
>>90386396
they might as well be, I think they justify it now a days by saying they are sister towns right next to each other so they can crossover all the time without too much hassle
>>90378042
They were talking about Vampire Diaries.
>>90378062
Nothing, white nerds getting triggered over a mexican kissing a black guy because they think the mexican is white
So this thread is mostly gay guys and women right?
>>90386129
Shows like this have a sheriff and a deputy usually or an entire building but you only see like two other cops at any time.
>>90386713
she is white
>>90386766
Yeah we all post about woman and their sexy stuff because we are fagets and bitches
>>90386921
She is half white or at least looks that way
>>90385679
>>Ms. Grundy is hiding many secrets
Not to mention, Jason was one of his students. They very well could have fucked.
>>90387454
That would be quite the twist.
>>90375219
this image has just made me realize cunnyposters never post black kids. the blacks are immune to the pedos. huh, interesting that.
>>90384377
I thought it was just Kevin messing with him. I never took it seriously
>>90385375
>>90388513
She's too good for us
>>90388224
>the blacks are immune to the pedos
Firstly the blacks in the show arent that attractive, secondly they arent that young to attract pedos either
>>90387454
Yeah they very likely fucked but I doubt she had anything to do with the murder
She probably moved on to archie when jason seemed to be interested in polly
>>90384377
>Jug has always been sweet on Betty.
He considered betty as his bro in the comics
>>90391084
>Not being sweet on your bro
What are you, gay?
>>90391365
dud the bro code
>>90385679
>>Moose was the one that told Kevin he wanted to do gay stuff, which lead to them finding the body
Who was the one that had the idea that they go to the river?
>>90391710
They didnt show that I think,
>>90385722
>Why have everyone see it so that people would no longer think it was an accident and start investigating a murder?
That's what leads me to believe Hiram Lodge and the Southside Serpents are somehow involved.
We know Hiram wants to buy the land. Murder and criminal investigations lower the value of nearby property. Someone going missing or drowning doesn't have as much of an impact as murder.
Furthermore it causes some people to get scared and want to move/sell/leave.
Hiram could have more people working for him in Riverdale then we're led to believe. Betty's Dad perhaps?