Hes gonna impregnante pearl so hard

>>90372204
doesn't this kill gems?

>>90372448
Pearl is stupid.

>>90372204
Why stop at pearl? There's a whole planet

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>>90372204
No he's not. not if dewey has anything to say about it

>>90372652
Diamonds, quarts and more Pearls. Greg has quite a job.

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>>90373585
Nice to see some fellow anons with taste.

>>90373638

>pearl like to be told what to do despite being competent in almost everything she does
>damn near hard wired for that shit
>thirsty for love

IT JUST MIGHT WORK.

>>90372448
Only if they want to. Rose chose to install her gem on Steven.

>>90373585
>>90373638
>Is an elected official.
>Doesn't have a wife, but has a kid.

Something isn't making any sense here...

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>>90372204
>mfw greg impregnates steven
>mfw steven gives birth to steven universe
>mfw pearl is cucked into raising the son of the son of her former love

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>>90373867
>>90373705

I see the pieces add up more and more to the pewey ships favor everyday. The writers are gonna do it aren't? cause if they are I am all aboard for that.

So why DIDN'T Greg impregnate Pearl?
Why didn't Rose order Pearl to become Steven's gem-half?

Pearl has always been, clearly, fully expendable, and eager to please Rose through any means necessary.
And if they did it this way then Rose would have experienced full motherhood and raising the child.

Plus, I don't think pearl would have minded either cuz this way she would have gotten to suck on rose's fat titties through steven.

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pearl has a gf though

>>90374235
Not a gf.
Just a stand in for Rose.
A placeholder.

>>90374206
AND don't give me any of that "Rose wants her child to have her own ge(m)nes" bullshit.
This show has shown multiple times that it is more progressive than that.

>>90373965
Am I the only who thinks that Dewey is immortal, and is actually his ancestor, William Dewey? I mean they have the same name, he just goes as Bill instead of William. The setup is all there, and how he speaks about his supposed ancestor could be interpreted as him talking about himself.

>>90372204
Young Greg is so handsome

>>90373585
the only people who ship this are weird thirsty girls with daddy issues

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>>90373965
>kind of what this to happen
>yet i must avoid falling into shipfaggotry at all costs

i must remain strong

>>90376199
>I mean they have the same name
Did you know you are the latest in an unbroken chain of men stretching back to beyond prehistory?

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>>90372204
No Need for Greg thread?

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>There are people in this thread who don't want the show Mom and the show Dad to get together

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>>90372204

>>90374385
Because both A., Rose sees it as her responsibility to fix the mess she made, and B., Rose doesn't want to order Pearl to give her own life, even if Pearl would totally do it like the thirsty hoe she is.

>>90379480
Watch Star, and have the show itself break you and make fun of you.

>>90380703
we're talking rainbows
we're talking puppies
we're talking netorare

>>90374235
Shes never shown

>>90372204
I wanna fuck greg

>>90381836
Best ship