Star vs Jarco

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>>90363883
Marco is probably fucking the shit out of Jackie as we speak

>>90363883
>livechat
>we just went home after the concert
>Meat guy shows up from out of nowhere and starts yelling about meat

Subtle.

>>90363906
Wouldnt you if you were him?

Why did Jackie suddenly become spazzy in starcrushed? and why was Marco such a dick to her? Left her hanging with the pizza nuggets.

>>90364080
Because Jackie is a dumb chick

>>90364080
When you get more comfortable around someone, you loosen up.

>>90363883
They gonna fuck.

Jackie will realize that he might lose Marco to Star, so she'll get teen pregnant to keep him with her. And due to a clerical error, the child will be named 'Star' on the birth certificate.

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Hey Anon do you like jazz?

>>90364190
You again? Literally new Carlos

>feel uncomfortable about depictions of star/jackie and marco fucking romantically
>greatly enjoy pics of either of them getting destroyed by giant dicks

I'm not sure why that is
Like if its cute awkward teenager sex I feel like I shouldn't be watching this

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>>90364190
No I like Death Grips

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>>90364080
>Why did Jackie suddenly become spazzy in starcrushed?
She was just trying to get Marco to loosen up.

>why was Marco such a dick to her?
He witnessed pic related very recently

Chances of a character dying in this series?

>star guilt trips and cock locks marco to her because of her fee fees

Don't make me drop this shit nefcy

Make the bug suffer

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>>90364314
big, but so are the chances of the character being revived back again, with all the magic stuff present.

>>90364314
A couple of background ones already did. Plus unconfirmed but very likely - the goat man

Star vs the Force of Evil is a proper battle shounen now, right?

>>90364281
I guess there's no stopping the Starco endgame is there.

>>90363883
Marco's going to become a shut in

>>90364408
No a Harem Anime

>>90363883
What if Jarco is based on pity for Marco after that truth game? May be the reason, why Jackie seems to be so caring and supportive

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''We sure look like a couple''

>>90363931
Lmao at what time I have to see this

>>90364080
Jackie hasn't had much character development so they probably added that moment to give her a bit more character. Jackie is a laid back character and she simply just wanted to help Marco relax. It's nice to see that her feelings aren't a meme and she seems to very much be into Marco and wants to do things with him despite him dropping spaghetti around her still. She knows when he's just having a "marco moment". I like this because it makes the relationship look a little real.


>>90364513
If you think Star is going to be rewarded simply because she confessed, you're a very funny man

>>90364596
Probably not, Jackie just felt moved by the words. It doesn't feel like pitty with those bedroom eyes in Bon Bon, or the bags under her eyes in the recent episode as star told her boyfriend she had a crush on him

>>90364116

Marco is a dork on the outside, but a cool bloke on the inside...

Jackie is a cool dame on the outside, but a dork on the inside...

Star is a dork on the outside and a dork on the inside, all wrapped up in a burrito of failure...

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>>90364663
>all wrapped up in a burrito of failure

>>90364663
So you're saying I'm in love with a burrito of failure?

>>90364663
Is the burrito made of corn tortilla

Jackie desperately needs her own episode if they want me to take Jarco seriously and I honestly don't think that's going to happen

>>90364596
When Jackie sees Marco when he's dressed up for the dance, her eyes quite literally glow and they glow again after they have their first kiss. That's not pity, that's genuine attraction.

>>90364080
>Why did Jackie suddenly become spazzy in starcrushed?
When did she become spazzy?

>and why was Marco such a dick to her?
To indicate while Jackie may be the first thing in his heart, she's not the only one there and Star is always going to be on his mind first

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>>90364657
>those bedroom eyes in Bon Bon
She pulled those like three different times on the same episode. There is no way that she doesn't like like him.

>>90364663
>Marco is a cool bloke on the inside
?

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>>90364663
>all wrapped up in a burrito of failure

my sides

>>90364080
We yandere Jackie now
>She starts to sound like Azula

>>90363883
Wasn't Star encouraging Marco to tell Jackie how he really felt about her?

>>90364644
>If you think Star is going to be rewarded simply because she confessed, you're a very funny man
Not him but I think that's exactly what's going to happen. Narrative wise I mean

I've posted the "final confession" post a bunch of times already but basically, that last confession is going to cause Marco to think about her constantly and come to realize a world without her. I mean, we have all started speculating on when he's going to get her back. You think that comes from just preferring Starco?

>>90364663
>Jackie is a cool dame on the outside, but a dork on the inside...
She's really not though

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>>90364763
Yes
Look where it got her

>>90364763
Wasn't a full crush/repressing feelings/wanted what's best for him ect.

>>90364743
Watch Marco in all of the moments when he's not nervous or dropping spaghetti. He makes jokes, is well spoken and generally imparts wisdom

>>90364663
>burrito of failure
Kek

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>>90364763
Yeah, but that was before she fell for him

>>90364711
Marco obviously isn't going to Mewni by himself and Jackie has become a bit more than background character now like Janna

>>90364763
She "was". Until it actually happened

>>90364793
Only around people he's comfortable with

>>90364797
Jesus, Star looks like a weasel here.

Guys, check my list of 10 probabilities for S3:
>Mewni Bourgeoisie Revolution
>Open monster rebellion
>Young Magic High Comission creation
>Star'll have to magically fight w. Moon to get level-up/earn the crown/smth else
>River goes to Valhalla
>Blood Moon curse lifted
>Open queerbaiting
>Veiled discussion of lewd themes (AT-style)
>Cuckening is up to 11
>Literally every one ship is going down at the end

>>90364824
He owns his own scissors and a DRAGON MOTORCYCLE

>>90364824
>Marco obviously isn't going to Mewni by himself
Can you be sure of that though?

>Jackie
>More than Janna
How can you seriously believe that? I mean, yeah she's not a background character but she hasn't been for a while. Janna has gotten way more than her even if it's just circumstancial stuff like in Mathmagic

So....... yay or nay to going back to weekend threads after this week is over? Till the hiatus is over?

>>90364657
Oh, I wrote it wrong - I meant it STARTED that way, but then grew natural

>>90364770
>final confession post
Can you post it? I rarely watch TV but this show has me really engaged for some reason. It sounds like you know what you're talking about

>>90364864
She waited for him to ask her to see that movie. I don't know

Your opinion of people can change if you know how they feel.

>>90364711
What do you mean her own episode? An entire episode focused on her away from Star and/or Marco like Ludo, Buff Frog and Glossaryck got to have or just a significant portion of screentime like Sensei and Janna have had.

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So i heard someone want´s to fuck a mermaid.

>>90364848
A dragon motorcycle that's been dead for thousands of years.

>>90364874
>
I'm going to repost what I said in another thread. For you see, Star has done the fabled "final confession", ie, the confession of love when the girl (it has to be a girl. If it's a dude, it's a manly goodbye so it could go either toward reciprocation or rejection) thinks they're going to be separated forever, be it because of natural separation or they think they're gonna die. It shows that their feelings were so strong, that even in such a desperate situation, they wanted to let the most important person to them know it. There are countless fiction stories that do this but I think the one most would know would be Hinata's "death" in Naruto

>If a girl has done the final confession and they live or reunite with their loved one again, it is essentially considered an asshole move for the creators to not let them have their ultimate happiness in the end. Plus, Star did that in front of EVERYONE. Now everybody's gonna be asking Marco about it. He's definitely going to get pressure from Star's BFF squad for sure

>>90364848
>Dragon motorcycle

On that note Why does Nachos make engine sounds when she's just a dragon with wheels? And doesn't Marco have motion sickness?

>>90364990
>It's magic I ain't got to explain shit

We need a star vs of this

>>90364850
>Can you be sure of that though?

Yeah, I can. I don't see Ponyhead or Janna not wanting to tag along and Jackie has already said she wants to spend the entire summer with Marco. Not to mention that since the setting is changing to Mewni, most of the Earth background characters won't be around so that leaves a bigger role for Janna and Jackie

>>90364824
Who will be part of The Fellowship of the cuck?

>>90364925
I just need an episode that lets us know Jackie as a person. Like in all of 2B, she was only really in two episodes and one background cameo. And I'm supposed to believe that that few showings is going to sustain the idea that this is going to be the main pairing at the end? Not to mention what's already been said about how Marco continually drifts back to thinking about or worrying about Star.

The closest I got to that was in Bon Bon when she starts talking about the stuff she likes and that's pretty much it. All Jackie's been is "that cool girl" and in a show where everybody in the cast is growing and developing, she really stands out as being really more of a plot device than anything

>>90364825
You make it sound like Star thought Marco never even had a chance with Jackie, or is that just me?

>>90365044
For sure: Janna, Jackie, Ponyhead, Kelly

My Ideal: Janna, Jackie, Starfan13, Tom, Ponyhead, Kelly, and Oscar

>>90365082
She definitely thought it could happen, she just didn't realize how she felt until it did.

>>90365082
That's not even remotely what I meant and I don't think that's what the show meant either

>>90365108
>Oscar
Fuck no

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>>90365108
So Oskar dies, right?

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16 years

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>>90365356

>>90365356
She doesn't have to fight. Marco can literally spend 15 minutes a day with her in her dimension while still maintaining a relationship with Jackie. Only problem would be over population in her dimension with all of the kids they'll have

>>90363883
is this a jojo reference?

>>90363883
>I wonder, what are Jackie and Marco going to do during their non thinking summer?

That got cancelled when Star left. Now Marco's going to be thinking about Star 24/7.

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>>90363883
>>1566783
>1566783

/wsg/ has some nice webm from Star

>Starco was shipped before the show even began, that's really rather odd and convenient considering that we knew nothing about these characters yet

>Daron Nefcy's own words: "I think what audiences might find fun is that there is an arc that begins to develop in the first season, a story that will build to a big finale – there is a story that goes through the first season, that I hope people will see! It’s there!"


>Star and Marco showed no romantic interest in each other prior to the Blood Moon Ball, after that Starco shippers went in HARD

>Blood Moon Ball.... You know.... That ritual.... In hell....

>the SHIP Captain's voice, telling Marco about the Blood Moon literally came out of nowhere and hasn't been addressed since

>Marco said that he's felt funny ever since then, in the live chat

>Blood Moons are caused by an Eclipse. Think about that for a minute....

>the spotlight that shined on Star and Marco's love picture during Ruberiot's song was red and just came from the sky, you know, the same red light that the blood moon emits

>Adam seems to support Starco and Gian oddly seems to encourage Starco shippers

>Starfan13, the creator's mouthpiece, ships Starco

I wonder how many Starco fans have realized that the Blood Moon is evil and they're being played.

>>90365121
A rather mature approach.

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Fuck/cuck/marry/kill

>>90365467
Brave Star a best

>>90365469
>Starco was shipped before the show even began, that's really rather odd and convenient considering that we knew nothing about these characters yet
No that's not odd at all actually. People were shipping Korra with Tenzin before we even saw his character design

>>90365541

Fuck Jackie
Kill Janna
Cuck Star
Marry Starfan13

>>90365541
Cuck Janna
Fuck Starfan13
Marry Jackie
Kill Star

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The problem with butterflies is that they think they're hot shit with their wings and looks, when in reality they're nothing but insects to be squashed.

Now sure, they look pretty enough flopping about in the air near your space. You wouldn't flatten one against your palm if it happened to briefly land near you or your boyfriend.

But if one got into your house? Flying around in your bedroom, laying its disgusting larvae inside of your pillows and stockings? No way. I'd smash it against the wall in an instant, like any bug intruding where it doesn't belong.

Oh but hey, Marco's waiting for me to get back to the party, see you later Star!

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This is the best girl
prove me wrong

>>90365469
Nah, it's not that odd. The two just look cute together, and people can start shipping off of that alone.

Have you considered that maybe you're overthinking this?

Mrs Heinous is afraid of butterflies and is seemingly ashamed of her Butterfly ancestry

What does it mean?

>>90364987
Thank you anon. That's a very encouraging read and puts my mind a bit in ease

>>90365602
Is this a new copypasta.

Also, pretty sure that Jackie saying this in the show would make her the bitchy girlfriend everyone thought she'd be. Did you really think this through?

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>>90365602
Reminder that fish eat bugs

>>90365541
Marry Jackie
Fuck Star
Cuck Starfan13 via Fucking Star
Remove Gypsy

>>90365469
Or I just think Star and Marco are cute and want them to end up together because I like their chemistry and many others think the same way?

>>90365605
Fatties aren't attractive.

>>90365541
Fuck Starfan13
Marry Janna
Kill Jackie
Cuck Star

>>90365663
When are we gonna stop with the mermaid shit?

>>90365541
Fuck Star
Cuck Jackie
Marry Janna
Kill Starfan13

>>90365541
Fuck Jackie, Cuck Starfan, Marry Star, Kill Janna.

>>90365541
Marry Jackie
Fuck Starfan13
Cuck Star
Kill Janna

>>90365706
Never. Embrace the meme.

>>90365729
The only good response so far

>>90365706
The clues have been too obvious at this point. All doubt was removed from my mind in Just Friends when Star and Jackie were by the river with the ducks and how Jackie nonchalantly says she used to live there.

>>90365444
Do you think he'll keep a portal open during sex with Jackie to sleep off his refractory period and extend their sex? 1 second in human dimension is over a week in hekapoo's dimension.

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Why is he blushing /co/?

https://youtu.be/Kw2qEUwFbGM

>>90364080
Because she's trying to be more like star

Honestly I think Jackie is supposed to be an allusion to Venus, what with the whole shell and sea theme. Not a mermaid. It makes sense considering that Marco's name is a nod to Mars, the roman god of war, and Venus's lover. But that's just my two cents....

>>90365854
So is Jackie going to marry a cripple?

>>90365854
That sounds plausible, especially because they pretty much confirmed the Marco=Mars thing last episode.

>>90365854
Well Jackie's certainly got the BODY of Venus.

>>90365854
Venus did emerge from the sea in a seashell afterall

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>>90365774
>used to live here
I kinda didn't understand that line at all and was wondering till now
>yes, I'm dumb

>>90365827
Huh. I didn't expect the song to go that route.

>>90365854
THIS. I've been saying this shit since December, but Starcofags swear that Star is "Venus"

>>90364561
So a Battle Harem then.

>>90365774

>The clues have been too obvious at this point

Which is why it's just a Red Herring

>>90365940
>but Starcofags swear that Star is "Venus"
When has anybody ever said that. Point it out in the archives

>>90365854
Didn't Venus end up marrying that black smith god, though? Or at least her Greek counterpart did.

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>>90363883
>>90365663
you know what my favorite thing about butterflies is? they die after summer.

>>90365884
Venus and Mars also had a very passionate affair that was discovered by Hephaestus and when he told the other gods in order to get Zeus to punish them, they laughed at him and congratulated Mars for tapping that fine booty.

>>90364644
Basically this.
>>90364770
Also because Star is on his mind when he's supposed to be having a moment with Jackie. They're going down route where he loved star the whole time and it took her leaving to realize nonsense.

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>>90365966
DEEPEST LORE

>>90365967
Yeah, and remember how that ended? He got payback, all of Venus and Mars' kids died horrifically, and Venus herself went crying back to him in the end.

>>90364596
Girls don't enter public relationships out of pity

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>>90365966

YOU JOKIN'

>>90365955
It was in at least one of the Dies Irae offshoot thingies. I'm at work and don't feel like going through archives, give me a few hours

>>90365955
Not him, but I remember that, it was discussed like two or three threads ago.
People claim that Star is Venus, but it makes more sense that it's Jackie


I've also seen it brought up a few times throughout the threads during season 2B

>>90366015
That's comparing Star to Lucifer, anon. Venus was associated with the Devil for a long time, still is for some people.

>>90365967
I thought Zeus/Jupiter hated Ares/Mars and it was Hera who hated Hephaestus and she threw him off a cliff as a baby because he was considered ugly

>Hephaestus was raised by a mermaid/sea nymph/some shit that lived in the water

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>>90363883

look for star

>>90366022
See here >>90366039.

>>90366045
Roman Myth was kinder to Mars because the Romans were warriors, but Mars' original version was a total loser who everyone hated, yeah.

Reminder that Star is NOT a bug, and calling her that is bullying.

>>90366062
>Jackie
>Helping Marco find his potential waifu

I have doubts...

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>>90365967
ouch

>>90366045
>Zeus/Jupiter hated Ares/Mars

Everyone hates Ares. He's the god of war for a reason.

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>>90366106
She is a bug though. She's a cuddlebug

>>90366109
Well, Marco will, for sure. He said as much in the live chat, that he plans to go after her.

I want to flick Hekapoo's arm spikes!

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>>90363883
A rescue arc

>>90366123
I wouldn't worry too much about Hephaestus. He got revenge, eventually. All of Venus and Mars' kids died to a horrific curse, along with everyone they knew. Venus ultimately went crying back to him. Don't fuck with the Blacksmith of the Gods.

You know, if Marco didn't tell Jackie about what happened at Song Day then he's kinda got it coming. Being confessed to in front of an entire kingdom is something you let your girlfriend know about.

>>90365940
But shouldn't Star be the sun? Or Sol? Or Canis Major?

>>90366155
Star and all her friends trying to save Marco in season 4 please Nefcy

>>90366178
Marco was kind of a shitty boyfriend in Starcrushed in general. He just left Jackie standing there to go talk to Star. Any real girl would be pissed.

>>90366178
Marco's reaction was literally "What did she mean by this?"

>>90365827
>It's better to be a loser than an spectator
H-Heh... thanks...........

>>90366132
Stop being a faggot

>>90366178
Marco is a nervous guy and breaks down over the minor things so he probably felt that telling Jackie would have made things worse

The thing is, Romans and Greeks actually had different myths and lore regarding Mars vs Ares and Venus vs Aphrodite. It's just that their stories sort of blended together over time.

In greek mythology, Ares was more of a dick and a violent god to be feared. In Roman, Mars was a respected and beloved god who granted victory and protected his people.

The greek goddess Aphrodite was a huge slut and diva

Venus was less of a slut and more of a goddess of love, marriage, sex, and good times

Hepheastus was married to Aphrodite, but it was forced and she didn't love him.

Vuclan, his Roman counterpart, arguably had nothing to do with Venus and is never really presented as being with Venus.

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>>90366125
MARCO!!!

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>Season 3
>Marco earned the power of love

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>>90366327
>This is his weapon

>>90366305
So you're saying the Romans made their gods nicer?

>>90366353
Not that anon, but that's pretty accurate, yeah.

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>>90366125

>Marco thinking star has leaved because of said unreciprocal crush but tries to find another reason

"Star would never leave for such a thing, only someone very immature would do tha...."

"Oh no"

>>90365962
In Greek that's true. She ls forced to marry Hephaestus so she'll stop fucking so many people, but she still goes after Ares.

>>90366347

>that Final Fantasy weapon

Get this unpractical abomination out of here before I have a stroke

t. weaponsmith

>>90366327
This guy was the epitome of a cuck.

>Fighting for a girl who already has seven ex boyfriends before hitting her mid twenties

Her pussy was probably a gaping hallway

>Marco finds Toffee's finger
>Ludo Toffee blasts the wall immediately after
>"We meet again, Marco..."
>Get's kidnapped again and thrown into the "glass case of emotion" again

And then Star blows him up again and that somehow makes him even stronger.

>>90366305
>God of war (a fuckin prick by design) was a respected and beloved
>Goddess of beauty and love remained a whore 'BUT OUR VERSION IS A GOOD WHORE'
>Hephaestus, who was lame, was just completely retconned and largely not mentioned

God the romans were just fuckin shitposting everywhere

>>90365541
Fuck Starfan13
Cuck Janna
Marry Star
Kill Jackie

>>90366389
When have the japanese been known for making anything practical?

>>90366353
>nicer

I guess it depends what they were used for. In greek mythology they were essentially cartoon (or theatrical) characters with a bunch of romantical fuckarounds and melodrama. It was basically anicent soap opera.

I'm guessing the romans made them different so they could pray to gods that aren't complete drama queens.

>>90365966
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>90366450
Rome was a war based economy so of course they had a bigger respect for the god of war

I think I've found a way to sum up this whole Starco vs Jarco thing.

"Star vs the forces of Marco abandoning Jackie literally every time Star comes up."

>>90366531
Which is why it confuses me that Vulcan gets so little respect. He's the one providing the weapons, armor, shields, etc. Fucking with him would be the biggest mistake a warrior could make.

>>90366546
Yeah, just like in bon bon....
Oh wait, it was the opposite

>>90365469
Mind=blown

What the fuck have I been doing?

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>>90366485
What about computers, photo cameras, cell phones etc?

>>90366588
Actually, considering he was on a date with Jackie, and he went to help Star, even then it happened.

>>90366605
Just like when star leaved the party and Marco preferred to stay with Jackie instead of searching for her

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P I N K

>>90363931
Wait. I'm stupid. What's the joke?

>>90366604
I haven't seen that much spaghetti since my Grandma made some for our whole family.

>>90366680
And just like when Marco left Jackie standing like a goon to go talk to Star instead of feeding her a pizza nugget.

It's almost as if he had no reason to by that point, cause the whole avoiding each other thing, only to immediately drop Jackie the moment Star shows up to talk about something.

>>90366682
He gave her the Diaz aka his smeat, he just didn't want to traumatize Starfan/Nefcy/the Mouse

>>90366682
Think about it anon. Marco said they just went home and didn't do anything, and then some guy starts yelling about his meat...

>>90364080
>Why was Marco being a dick

Gee it's as if he likes someone else.

>>90366745
Problem with this theory is every randy in Echocreek is autistic, so this is normal.

BRING BACK HEKAPOO

REEEEEEEE

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>>90366681
Why is feminine Janna so good?

>>90366791
Marco went home and beat his meat

>>90366681
>>90366839

We need more

>>90366839
Because she no longer reeks of a filthy gypsy

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>>90366835

>>90365803
>Sticking your dick in the portal for a second is like getting sucked off for a week
wew

>>90366791
Why is everyone in Echo Creek so weird, anyway? There's no one normal in that town, even Marco's kind of an oddball in his own way.

>>90366835
She dead, now all we have left is stalker and gypsy stalker.

>>90366681
I want a episode where Janna goes full femme and just overdoses on pink and romantic poetry

>>90366835
>>90366898
YOUR WAIFU IS DEAAAAAAAAAAAAD!

>>90366681
C-Cute.

>>90366904
It's because they are actually the spirit of the star vs fan base given bodily form. They are collectively the avatar of internet autism.

>>90366947
...you know, that makes way more sense then it should.

>>90366761
Nah, he's just worried that his autistic friend might have a crush on him and makes things even more awkward between despite him already having a girlfriend.

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>>90366928
shhhhhh. she's just napping

Does Nefcy write a season with the belief that it will be her last season?

>>90366928

She's not dead you imbecile

>>90366974
But hey, at least when shit goes down the merging between echo creek and village /co/ will go as smooth as ever.

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>>90366990
Kidnapping

>>90366258
No, you're a faggot.

>>90366990
sleep tight HPoo

>>90366680
Marco is a womanizer. This is pretty much the main thing that drives him around and explains all the spaghetti shit happening in the show.

>>90366995
It's not an uncommon thing, a lot of show runners do it because they don't always know if they'll be renewed. Rule of thumb is to keep the story simple enough that if cancellation comes you can wrap things up with the time you have left. Green Lantern is a good example

>>90364987
That sounds like bullshit. A girl confessing doesnt mean the guy owe her a relationship. More writers should be dicks.

>>90363931
I found funnier the terrorized expression of Starfan/Nefcy when she heard the question

>>90366899
Underrated post

>>90367061
>Adam, I swear to God, if you make a dirty joke, I will actually kill you

>>90365541
Marry Janna
Fuck Jackie
Kill Starfan
Cuck Star

>>90366990
so cute

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>>90365774
>>90365921

>Me too!
Holy shit.

Although maybe she was just unthinkingly going along with whatever Star said at the moment, rather than sincerely disclosing she used to live there.

>>90365469
I've thought of this too. That the Blood Moon may have a connection to some dark force and/or Eclipsa.
However red has been a symbol for love/positive emotions and green for hate/negative emotions in this series.

My interpretation is that the Blood Moon is actually a sign that Marco and Star are meant for each other, and not the reason.

Is star a clinical disaster ?

>>90367014
>I ship Starfan13 x Janna
>NO WAY! I ship Anon x Eagle! (She's a real milf, you know)
>...lads, we're home

>>90367098
>Adam/Marco: After the concert we just went home...
>Daron/Starfan: Phew!
>Adam/Marco: ...HER home. (Smirking lasciviously). Yeah.

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>>90365541
by adding Marry and Fuck and Cuck, you basically cuck 2 people there

>>90367170
If it's the moon of Lovers, actually makes sense. It shines on those who are meant for each other, it doesn't make them meant for each other. It also explains why it stopped shining after Tom pushed Marco out of the way, because Tom's not meant for Star.

Could Ludo\toffe wear something other than a bag of chips,you know, he is kind of a big deal

>>90367219
thats what this shows about, now play along.

>>90367166
Not to me mention that even Nefcy said Jackie isn't what she seems

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>>90367247

>>90367192
>Today, voice actor Adam McArthur was found dead, having been murdered by Daron Nefcy, his boss...

>>90367173
She is a force of nature, a force of the universe. Like, she is literally a danger to the universe.

>>90367279

>Nefcy said Jackie isn't what she seems

wait what when

>>90367279

Oh, I didn't know that.

>>90367284
who is the green eye thingy next to Rhombulus supposed to be?

>>90367247

A bag of doritos?

>>90367279
Source?

But seriously, that Hekapoo episode is by far and large my all time favorite

I've seen it 10 times by now. I hope they bring back a little of Adult Marco in S3, he never went away

>>90367293

So it will be down to Madoka to contain her?

>>90367310
snake hand by my guess.

>>90367310
Rhombulu's snake hands

>>90367279
Odd are, she's probably a lot more of a normal teenage girl than she lets on, full of the same insecurities, problems, and nonsense that plague the rest of young people. She's just been exceptionally good at hiding things, and that makes her come off as much more mature than she is.

Hence the face of pure dread when Star confesses. That little voice in the back of her head told her Star was a threat to her relationship with Marco, but she just wanted to play it cool. Marco immediately going to check up on Star during their encounters pushes this fear further.

>>90367325
>Madoka
She's a little busy with the Magical Girls turning into Witches thing.

>>90367338
>>90367348
oh, right, that's fair
...still looks more like a pigeon to me though

>>90367358
She's going to have a breakdown in Season Three, isn't she? No one can keep that up forever. It just kills you inside.

>>90367358
She looked more pissed than anything when Star confessed.

>>90367323
Sorta wondering if Marco's whole "Power up" to deal help deal with Toffee would have anything to do with how Heckapoo fought Toffee. Maybe Marco will learn to use his scissors to become a teleporting beat down bad ass

>>90367166
What feeling does that face convey?

>>90367412

"The pleasure of being cucked inside."

>>90367323
I hope they revive Hekapoo and make her a little cutie around Marco's age.

>>90366327
>season 4 is earning the power of self respect.

Yesssssss

>>90367422
how dare you

>>90367292
>Adam McArthur was found dead
Police suspecting he was cucked to death.

>>90367422
You've gone too far this time, anon. Duck tales is pure! PURE!

>>90367422
Cringe

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>>90367284

>>90367450
>the voice actor for Marco is cucked to death
It's like pottery, it rhymes.

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>>90367292
>>90367450

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Life is like /r9k/
In Ec~ho Creek
When it comes to boys Star's
Far too damn meek
Might be your best friend
But she's not your GIRL~friend
CUCCTALES
A BOO HOO
Subjectively tragic are those
CUCCTALES
A BOO HOO
Third wheel to the town bike that's called
CUCCTALES
A BOO HOO
F-Fighting Monsters
LUST'S NOT SATED
To his hoodie she
MASTURBATED
What to do just grow fond of those
CUCCTALES
A BOO HOO
Give girls some idiosyncrasies
CUCCTALES
A BOO HOO
All the malevolent plots of Nefcy
CUCCTALES
He's alpha male you're flat and pale GET
CUCCTALES
A BOO HOO!!!

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>>90364663

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>>90367422
>>90367473
top notch work anon

>>90367473

Have some music

https://youtu.be/eN2K0ty9EVY

>>90364663
that needs fanart

with a sad Star

and then we make a pact to never bully Star again

>>90367400
I honestly hope so. But I doubt it will be a tears out, shouty, heartbreaker. It's be more subtle, passive aggressive kind of breakdown. Bonus would be if we get to have one of Marco's trademark snap anger in response. That boy goes from bark to bike incredibly quickly, if you hurt him wrong.

>>90367403
I looked back at the face, and I can really say there doesn't appear to be even a hint of anger in that face. Eyes wide, iris and pupils small, that shock lines around the eyes, eyebrows up. It's a combination of shock, dread, and that special kind of pain. Odds are, like I had said, she saw this coming, and feared it more than anything else.

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>ADULT PRINCESS MARCO

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So will Toffee be the final boss of the entire series or will there will be the real final form final boss of the series?

4 seasons, you know

>>90367055
Did you know that this is fiction?

Go write your own books if it annoys you

I've never seen a more popular /co/ hispanic character than Marco. What did Nefcy do right?

>>90367406
If they don't make him a total badass, I hope they make him try to be with a kid's body

oh wait
Are we gonna have a new Opening intro?

>>90367535
*Queen*

>>90367400
>Gray goes full Azula for Jackie's voice

My dick can only get so hard

So star is definitely going to end up leading either a republican or coded anarchist/socialist/communist revolution against her parents, as well as uniting mewnians with the monsters.

They've set it up too well for it to not be where this is going.

They've got the whole 'rebel princess' thing ticking away.

They're dropping pretty blatant signs that mewny is exactly as awful and injust as real world medieval societies.

There was that episode where she helped the purple haired girl learn about democracy.

So much shit about the monsters mostly being pricks to survive in some resourceless back-water.

It's trite as shit but The Forces of Evil are racism and class systems.

Wake up Sheeple.

>>90367554

Eclipsa was the back up plan if they got a 4th season

>>90366839
Because feminism is wrong.

>>90367279
When did she say that?

>>90367323
Nothing in that episode is going to come back and the sooner you accept that the better

>>90367560
Hekapoo, for starters

>>90367576

>There was that episode where she helped the purple haired girl learn about democracy.

wait i don't remembert that one

>>90367554
Toffee, for sure. He's gotten way too much build up to not be the final boss.

>>90367400
Honestly if there isn't even some kind of confrontation, I'm calling bullshit. There's not developing the character and then there's "flawless"

>>90367560
Everything

>>90367591
My fault maybe didn't know her name it was mina loveberry

>>90367591
it was the one with her idol

>>90367614
>>90367622

oh i remember now

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>>90367576
>the only white main character is part of The Oppressors(tm)
>She destroys her own family legacy
>Remains cucked by slightly brown girl
>Shrivels up and dies
>Everyone is better off
Who could have predicted it?

>>90367524
>Jackie gets passive aggressive about/with Star and Marco
>Marco, in turn, starts getting impatient and angry with her
Oh boy. That's...that's going to be rough. I hope they part on good terms, at least.

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>>90367637
oh my

>>90367571
Saw it before it was deleted and (You) was banned.

>>90367554
If I understand my story telling write, Season 3 will either end with Toffee being defeated, and a new baddie being hinted, or it will end with the clear indicator a victory for Star and Marco that doesn't defeat Toffee, but proves to everyone that Toffee isn't just gonna get an easy time winning against Star.

>>90367591
Funny because the US isn't a democracy, its a republic

>The Other Girl is just a drama-creating obstacle to male lead x female lead OTP
Don't give me this shoujo manga bullshit.

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>>90367473
>all the malevolent plots of Nefcy
There's nothing malevolent about it. Girls need adventure, and sometimes adventures include explore feelings and experiences the world told you not to feel. Don't you want to explore?

>>90367663
I hope it's the latter. At this point, he deserves the final boss spot more then anyone else.

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STARCO IS CUTE AND PERFECT!

CUTE AND PERFECT!

>>90366899
Fund it, fund all of it. Nefcy needs to answer these pressing questions.

>>90367637
You don't count as one the oppressors if you literally risk your life to put things right.

Her family legacy is bullshit based on hoarding the world's equivilent of the nuclear bomb.

I can see how if you never, ever have been outside a slightly tan girl could appear to be an entirely different race.

>>90367688
Well, the series is partially based on Sailor Moon. It's only natural.

>>90367571
Mods off their game today

>>90367688
Jackie doesn't need to be the obstacle, Star does a good job being the obstacle herself.

>>90367718
>You don't count as one the oppressors if you literally risk your life to put things right.
You don't know how Social Justice work my friend.

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I want to get smothered by Jackie's thick juicy thighs!

>>90367473
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DK14iOITjh

I wish I could do the whole thing.

I want to make Star smile!

>>90367693
Indeed, though I already is miss Evil Ludo. Something about watching a dunce villain turn into something proper threatening felt really endearing.

>>90367744
I don't think people who conflate every vaguely non right wing opinion, from literal communists to people who say maybe we shouldn't yell shit at gay people in the street, into the the work of a monolithic cabal of 'SJW's' have a monopoly on saying how it works.

>>90367765
not!/sveg/ sings cucktales?

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>>90366864

>>90367793
It's always fun to watch, that's for sure.

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>>90367745
Jackie does not have a belly

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>>90367535
I don't think he can pull off pretty dresses anymore

>>90367571
I'm quite troubled by Marco's expression here. It looks like that he doesn't enjoy the process, but continue to do it by the force of anger alone.

>>90367745
this is even more disgusting than toffee+moon

>>90367842
If that hunk of a man can't pull off hot pink princess dress, no one can.

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>>90367247

>>90367687
A republic is not necessarily a democracy, that much is true. A republic is where the public sector runs the country, but government and administration positions are appointed, not inherited.

It just so happens that the US is a democratic republic, which is definitely a form of democracy, for whatever it's worth.

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>>90367851
I mean, just look at this face.

>>90367284
>yfw the final fight with Toffee starts playing this
https://youtu.be/CsW72KIOd8U

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>>90367883
kek

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Meanwhile in an AU where Jarco will never happen...

>>90367851
>>90367909
...he does look kind of angry, yeah.

>>90367903
We're a Constitutional Republic actually.

>>90367688
>Don't give me this shoujo manga bullshit.
The show is based from shoujo manga

>>90367919
Green, the color of evil

>>90367919
>>90367920
Both of these amuse me far more then they should.

>>90367851
>>90367909
>>90367924
It looks like a weird combo of shock, anger, and anguish.

>>90367688
You realize this is a the American version of magical girl anime, right?

>>90367920
>yfw she even solved the math problem
At least she didn't threaten to destroy the universe out of sheer laziness.

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i want to fuck this perfect creature

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>>90367828
But she does have a big fat ass

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>>90367828

>>90364927
>not knowing how apostrophes work

>>90368007
She only gets that fat after the breakup.

>>90367941
I thought that was yellow? You know, Every Villain Is Lemons?

>>90367952
Bad End where Jackie was evil and is forcing Marco to fuck her on top of Star?

>>90367935
A constitutional republic is just a type of republic (one governed not just by regular laws, but by a constitution). America is a constitutional republic, but also a democracy since most every adult is allowed to vote.

Reality has a Jarco bias

>>90368038
That's only because we have no one from another dimension here. Man, our Earth sucks.

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>You want some of this, Lewd-o?
well i decided to finally try and watch this show. im not even meming when i ask what did she mean by this?

>>90363883
Can I get a link to the finale?

>>90363931
Does this mean they fucked in a Porto potty at the concert or on a bench while walking home.
Sucking dick in the parking lot is normal for boy band concerts right?

>>90368038
Pfff, we don't need reality, we need Starco

>>90368065
Nonsense, our timeline is powered by mememagic. What could be better?

>>90368079
Star is a very lewd girl, as you will find out very soon after this episode and on multiple other occasions through both seasons.

>>90368079
Star is a confirmed slut.

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>>90367705

>>90367973
>AU where Jackie and Star switch roles
>Nobody wants to hang out with Star because she is a womanchild with ADHD, but without magic or money
>Marco dies of a heart attack after Princess Jackie tells him "Are you related to Rafael and Angie Diaz? I guess we are going to be living together for a while"

>>90364408
Its clearly a shojou

>>90368034
The public voting for officials only exists because it's in the Constitution. To say we're a democracy because of that isn't quite right. We're first and foremost a constitutional republic and we organize our elections by the rules laid out by it.

>>90367920
Can you imagine if they stuck with this and part of the season is trying to get her back to normal?

>>90368124
Don't you have to have sex to be a slut?

>>90364596
Jackie will be a good mommyfu in the future

>>90367920
What happens in the end? Why does Star raise her hand and says sorry?

>>90364408
Moon and Toffee's fight was the only good fight in the series so can't say we're there yet

>>90368162
She had Tom before fawning over Oskar, now she wants da Diaz because another woman is with him. She a slut, niggah.

>>90368086
Face the music download https://mega.nz/#F!MxoVRaQD!KKO47P-u40N8-mfnREmQYQ

Just a stream of the actual finale: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B8u1qzTSDsKkU1puWDk4QWFKR3M/view

>>90368103
Weve literally merged into the most unstable and improbable timeline where girls like Jackie turn out 0.1% in polls and still win

>>90368189
She was touching his butt

>>90368189
See were that particular hand was in the previous panel