Garfield

>>90359761
>Hahahah Jon Arbuckle, 0

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>>90360165
>i can see him walk, i can hear him talk

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>To dziecko nie jest moje. Te dziecko jest coś z ciemności. Ja porodziłam ludzkie przekleństwo. Ja mogę zapytać o łaskę, co ja nie dostanę. Moja dusza będzie połknięta i wymiotowana, i połknięta jeszcze raz. Na zawsze. Chory żart ale nikt się nie śmieje. Moja krew zostanie. Śmierć nie jest końcem. Jestem w piekle. To jest piekło.

I'm not cultured enough to understand the ending of the sex survey
what was the meaning behind what happened?

>>90359761
This is honest to god rape.

>>90360561
sexual harassment, not rape.

>>90360561
Sexual assault, sure
Rape, no. Kissing is not intercourse.

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JON STOP

>>90359761
What do you think gave Jim Davis the inspiration for this """gag"""?

>>90359761
I like the strip where Jon manages to say the right thing to Liz and Garfield gives his begrudging respect.

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>>90360803

>>90360838
Neat

>>90360838
Is Garfield heterosexual?

>>90360576
>>90360577
Please /co/ for once can you not defend this behavior?

>>90360591
deep

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>>90360561
>>90360576
>>90360577
>>90361083

It all depends, were Jon and Liz already together and she just didn't want to go on a date tonight, or not? I'd say the former is okay.

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>>90360591
GARFIELD!

>>90361157
This was one of her first appearances.

>>90361157
>say the former is okay.
How the fuck is the is it okay? If you had a girlfriend you would rape her anytime just because you feel like it?

>>90361201
Well yeah, once you own a woman it's your right to use her as you please. It's allah's will

>>90360838
>those lips
Hnnnng
Imagine being a human and getting a blow job from her

>>90361201
Yeah, why not?

>>90361201
t. mad cuckold

>>90360561
sexual destruction, not rape.

>>90361201
If they were boyfriend and girlfriend he wouldn't need to ask to kiss her, you entitled tumblr brat. This has to be some low level bait, because I always respond to low-level bait.

>>90361254
>imagine being a human

>>90361083
calling it sexual harassment is not defending it. Rape simply involve the use of genital.

>>90361313
not necessarily. you could, for example, forcefully finger someone's anus and that could be considered rape.

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>>90361201
>Kissing your girlfriend is rape

JUST

>>90359761
Pretty hot to be Jonest

>There are people on 4chan who were born after Jon and Liz started dating.

This is the shit that makes you feel old. 9/11 has nothing on it.

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>>90361083
Did someone touch you anon?

I'm pretty sure forcibly kissing someone could easily be construed as assault

>>90361254
>Imagine being a human and getting a blow job from her

Yeah, because she normally sucks off horses. She's a veterinarian, after all.

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>>90361481
>to be Jonest
>jonest

The pipe could be so much more

The pipe video isn't funny, it's just obnoxious, I hope anyone who jokes about it is doing it ironically.

>>90362231
t. second panel jon

>>90362231
Never really liked the setup of "mundane thing taken very serious and over the top", it's fine at times but this was one of those extreme cases where it was overdone.

It's also that thing where people are like "it's over an hour! that's hilarious since it's about a 3 panel comic strip- of Garfield no less!!" which is just aggrivating

>>90360530

The guy is garfield as Jon's spirit animal and he gets reborn by the girl. that's why she is so terrified and sees the kid as demon spawn, probably got pregnant without having sex.
That's why the baby is wearing Jon's shirt. Also as a classic The End_????_ moment the baby is aborted but Jon is not dead as he in the last shot opens his eyes.

>>90362385
you probably didn't understand the joke, if you watch a couple more you will get it.

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>>90361254
>Imagine being a human
wait...

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>>90359761

>>90362385
That's not really the joke. The joke is that a man from a famous acting family who could've had everything he ever wanted decided to throw his entire life away due to an obsession with Garfield he developed as a young adult. He ends up homeless on the side of the highway wearing a shirt that says "I'M DREW BARRYMORE'S BROTHER!" But is ultimately vindicated when offered the chance to lecture the entire world on his theories about Garfield.

John Barrymore III's involvement is the joke. The content of the video is just a shaggy dog story that stretches the joke to ludicrous extremes.

In real life Barrymore was almost in his mid-20s when that strip ran and just couldn't land many acting jobs because by then the Barrymore name just didn't amount to all that much and like his father, he was never all that charismatic onscreen.

>>90361254
Just cause someone accuses you of being a troll doesn't make you human.

>>90361350
Yeah
But forcing your finger up someone's ass is a much more extreme action than kissing.

Like robbing a store is a serious crime, but if someone just grabs a handful of candy bars and runs you'd call that shoplifting and not use a more extreme term like robbing.

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So who is Sahib?

>>90363063
"Sahib" is an Arabic name/word meaning basically "owner".

Considering this is Garfield, I doubt there is an actual Sahib parable or anything like it that the strip is referencing, rather it's playing off of the exotic sounding word to make it seem like one.
No derivatives in Garfield. No siree, the poetry writes itself.

>>90359761
jim was always a ladies man

>>90363063
>>90363157
The black slave calling the master "sahib" used to be a pretty common trope.

>>90363377
Now I'm genuinely intrigued how an Arabic word became commonly used by the black community in (I'm assuming) America.

Or was it only used in fiction, to avoid use of "Master" or "Massa" or anything like that?

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>>90360591
>That last panel

MRROOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW

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>>90363051
my point was that rape can occur without involving genitals.

>>90363480
Fiction, of course. It's a leftover of classic adventure novels and comics, back when foreign countries were just charming stereotyped playgrounds for the American/Belgian/English adventurer.

>>90360561
I want Liz to pepper spray him. It's 2017, people, we can't let this shit fly in today's society.

I'm not that retarded. It isn't rape either. I just really really hate Jon

>>90363843
you have no soul

>>90360561
The boyfriend yanking over the girlfriend for a kiss is not rape, it's just being a douche. Where I live it's practically the norm with teenagers.

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http://joshmillard.com/garkov/

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>>90360613
I made a thing.

>>90363610
>rape
>unlawful sexual intercourse or any other sexual penetration of the vagina, anus, or mouth of another person, with or without force, by a sex organ, other body part, or foreign object, without the consent of the victim.

It falls under sexual assault but it's not rape.

shampoo fantasy

>>90364120
>unlawful sexual penetration of the anus
>with or without force, by other body part, without the consent of the victim.
It's rape.

>>90361083
If this is such a common problem for you maybe you should find a website that's more your speed?

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>>90364120
by this definition aural, nasal, naval, and urethral penetration can't be rape.

>>90364304
So every time your grandmother came over to visit and kissed you when you didn't want to as a child, she was raping you?

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>>90364591
anon, did your grandmother tonguefuck your anus?

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>>90361254
>Imagine being a human

>>90364120
>>90359761
>"unlawful sexual penetration of the mouth by other body part."
By that definition, it is rape if Jon put his tongue inside Liz's mouth.

>>90360838
As much as I hate nu-Garfield, that is pretty awesome

>>90361350
>forcefully finger someone's anus and that could be considered rape.
If you extend the anus as being part of the genital, the definition still hold.

>>90360349
>>90360262
What are you ... what?

>>90364591
Grandmother kisses are not for sexual.

How many of you actually sat through the entire video?

>>90364646
I've had memories I wouldn't like to recall.

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ahead of its time

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>>90364687
I have fully seen the Pipe strip one at least once and heard it other two times. Hearing Blyth Barrymore's ramblings of a single Garfield comic is actually pretty relaxing when I get bored of ASMR.

Not sure of I can get through the whole Sex Survey Results video.

>>90361350
Yeah, but he isn't sticking his finger anywhere.
It's sexual harassment.

>>90364636
>>90364704

>>90364712
think about the fact that Jon got a boner with Garfield in his lap

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>>90359761
she got him back, no worries

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>>90360591

>>90365918
we've memed too far

>>90364712
I get the ass, but is her shoulder bouncing? Probably should have just put the lines at her tits.

As is Jon into her ass or what?

>>90359761
>the second panel where the background changes to show him stopping time
Subtle.

>>90360561
>>90361083
These posts are honest to God rape.

>>90364880
Who you think was the "she" in garfields speech

>>90364803
>Not sure of I can get through the whole Sex Survey Results video.

I did. Granted, it was while playing Disgaea 2 item world. I haven't watched the pipe video yet, perhaps I will.

>>90366046
The lines aren't indicating that she is bouncing, but merely that she is moving forward.

>>90361523
Teenagers sure but I find it hard to believe that there's 11 year olds on this site.

>>90366046
>As is Jon into her ass or what?
Right there Jon is into Garfield's.

>>90366168
>9/11 was 30 years ago

makes you think.

>>90364712
even back then the characters looked horribly pasted (liz's tilt)

>>90366090
>Sex Survey Results
What is wrong with that guy?

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>>90366762
>What is wrong with that guy?
0

>>90361637
And that's why she has such huge, horsecock-sucking lips.

STUFFING YOUR FACE AS USUAL

>>90365810
Liz's ass is gigantic.

So when are Jon and Liz gonna have a kid?

You just KNOW that's going to happen.

>>90364510
Now you're thinking with portals!

>>90360576
There's enough physical contact for it to be considered sexual assault actually.

>>90365918
Ceci n'est pas une perte.

>>90368562
murrika

>>90365918

YES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAh9oLs67Cw

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>>90359761
>>>90360838
>>those lips
>Hnnnng
>Imagine being a human and getting a blow job from her
>Imagine being a human

>>90368402
tfw no tulpa bf

>>90368502
>You just KNOW
fucking christ anon

>>90359761
Whether or not an action is good or bad depends on how the person reacts to it.

>>90364654
You know what body part it means.

>>90360942
To be heterosexual one must have an "opposite" gender, and Garfield is confirmed genderless.

>>90369655
Sex organs are already mentioned there.

>>90369677
neutered is not genderless

>>90359761
Political correctness wasn't so much of a thing in 1979.

>>90369705
>“Garfield is very universal,” Davis told Mental Floss mid-interview. “By virtue of being a cat, really, he’s not really male or female or any particular race or nationality, young or old.”

Sorry, word of god.

>>90369749
Cats have sexes and Garfield is a male cat. So is Nermal.

>>90369749
This is like the space rocks have no gender thing from SU but really more dumb and for no reason, what brought it up?

cats have fucking genders, Davis

>>90363665
>back when

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>>90364003

>>90369782
>>90369869
Garfield is an intelligent creature who need not adopt every forcibly assigned identity.

>>90369869
Davis meant it metaphysical sense, not literally. Of course, a lesser mind like you could never comprehend the work of a true master to begin with.

>>90369855
Back in the 70s it was socially acceptable for men to give women Quaaludes on dates, the rules were different back then.

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>>90364654
By that same definition sticking a candy into somebody's mouth could be rape. The real question is what qualifies an action as sexual or not.

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>>90361254

what are you supposed to be, anon?

>>90361254
Garfield pls go

>>90370020
Everything was sexual with Eisenberg Lex.

>>90370020
>implying that's not creepy af

>>90370020
Unlawfully sticking a candy into somebody's mouth.
Please.

>what qualifies an action as sexual or not.
Anything could qualify as sexual depending on the person involved.

>>90364660
But old garfield is unfunny too, just like this

>>90361254
Get out of here you damn robot

>>90369855
Unless Jon was attrative and/or had a relatively high social standing.
Women love to be dominated

>>90370149
>rapes a senator and gets away with it
Best Lex.

>>90368759
The ending of this video is legit a beatiful expose on how art can give the artist perpetuaty

I gotta say, i really enjoy the pipe video much more than sex survey results.

Pipe video seems like a much more lighthearted jab at Davis, and seems to be a lot more good natured, whereas the sex survey video feels much more obsessively hateful and dark. It's obviously more dark due to the final scene, but something in the entire video is gross, the repetition as well as the insane attention to detail between shots. Each scene of the 4 hours had to be edited and filmed separately, and the idea of editing that entire 4 hours leads to a very dark image of the creators themselves.

>>90371281
That duality is the very nature of lasagna cat

>>90360561
Forcing a kiss on somebody is a dick move and possibly sexual assault but not rape

>>90364510
Hey. Anon. Come here.

that was a good comic

>>90371281
>>90371361
THERE ARE TWO SIDES TO ME

>>90361254
>Imagine being a human
G...Garfield...? Is that you...?

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>>90362920
kek

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>>90361254
>Imagine being a human and getting a blow job from her

its possible...

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>>90371682
Imagine getting a blowjob off her

You're inches to an orgasm when suddenly you look down and see a rather devilish Pepe caressing your member with his slimy fat frog lips, daring you to succumb and scold the back of his throat with your devil's blancmange, as he assures you you are nothing but a 'top cuck'

>>90361254

You damn fucking alien. Get away from our big lipped women.

>>90360942

Ahhktually, did you just assume his gender?

> Garfield is seen trying to date a female cat on numerous strips, so he's either male or identifies as a lesbian cat

>>90361083
Since the fuck when does calling out an action as sexual assault count as defending it?

Why Garfield so unfunny? Is it on purpose? How did it get so popular?

>>90372483
because the cat is so relatable, he hates mondays and drinks coffee just like me!
He appeals to the normies who have babby's first cynicism

>>90372483
Garfield's fucking great, fite me fgt

>>90361254
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE XENO'S GET THE FUCK OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Liz is a genuinely unattractive character design
Those lips are ugly as fuck

>>90364025
I forgot people still made this shitty images out of anything.

>>90372836
thank you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgmoMO66uPg

>>90360561
Stop banalizing rape.

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>>90373250
Stop banalizing Garfield

>>90372836
NO SKILLS

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>>90361254

>>90361083
You're probably a woman since you seem to be dumb as bricks and take offense easily.

What Jon does is by kissing Liz against her will is Sexual Assault, but it's not rape. Still shitty behavior, still a crime, but the difference here is like the difference between punching a guy in the face and shooting him in the dick.

Pipe Strip is the perfect name to wrap that video in. Being two short one syllable words and the pop of the Ps at both ends really gives it an ear pleasing quality. "Pipe Strip" "Pipe Strip" "Pipe Strip" It's almost hypnotic.

>>90376153
>You're probably a woman since you seem to be dumb as bricks and take offense easily.
Yes, of cou--

>What Jon does is by kissing Liz against her will is Sexual Assault
You gotta be kidding me!

>>90378205
Are you suggesting that it's NOT sexual assault?

>>90361254
>imagine being a human

>>90361083
>words have no meaning
>rape is subjective
>rape should carry the same harsh punishment in all cases
you - friend - need the gulag

>>90359761
When did Jon get so alpha? He's usually a complete cuck.

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>>90361254
>imagine being human

>>90360561

As the sole creator of reality, I have defined rape as the act of being sexually penetrated against your will, either with a penis or a penis-like instrument.

>>90379437
so women can't rape a man?

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>>90361254

>>90379455

Only with an instrument, but technically, they cant by themselves. Still, male rape is a serious thing that is becoming widespread, but usually, the perpetrators are black men.

>>90380079
>they cant by themselves
why not? Are you suggesting that it's not rape because the fact a man maintains an erection means he's consenting?

Reminder that Jon was, is and will always be the true pussy destroyer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ks0PGwTJ7Fk

>>90365810
So was it dog cum?

>>90361254
Garfield, is that you?

>>90361254
Are you a qt sapient animal? Can I fuck you?

>>90360561
>>90361083
Fuck off back to Tumblr

>>90380346
From what I understood it was a laxative.

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LOL.