This is your date tonight.

>>90353849
kinda young, don't you think?

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I turn my body from the sun. What ho, Tashtego! let me hear thy hammer. Oh! ye three unsurrendered spires of mine; thou uncracked keel; and only god-bullied hull; thou firm deck, and haughty helm, and Pole-pointed prow,– death-glorious ship! must ye then perish, and without me? Am I cut off from the last fond pride of meanest shipwrecked captains? Oh, lonely death on lonely life! Oh, now I feel my topmost greatness lies in my topmost grief. Ho, ho! from all your furthest bounds, pour ye now in, ye bold billows of my whole foregone life, and top this one piled comber of my death! Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee. Sink all coffins and all hearses to one common pool! and since neither can be mine, let me then tow to pieces, while still chasing thee, though tied to thee, thou damned whale! Thus, I give up the spear!

>>90353849
Normally I'd be disgusted but I'm fairly certain she would let me do terrible things to her on the first date.

>>90353849
She'd probably be into anal so I guess I couldn't be too upset

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>>90353849
I think dating Tina in Middle School would be pretty awesome. I mean
>Pretty chill dad (her dating you means she isn't into Jimmy Jr. so automatic brownie points)
>Hilarious Mom
>Brother and sister are an endless source of hijinks
>Pretty rockin bod
>Free burgers and fries (maybe)
>Plus the one or two beers you sneak out of the restaurant and share with each other, just being two awkward teens being themselves and sharing experiences

>>90357900
>pear shaped
>pretty rockin bod

Pick one

>>90357912
what the fuck

>>90357912
Man, put yrself back into a late middle school mentality she has great T&A, and is willing to make out.

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>>90357912

>>90357912
you are an asshole.

>>90353849
Get your hands off my butt, please.

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>>90353849

This will be a good date

>>90358172
Honestly, looks like a brown version of my ex.

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bump

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>>90358172
I don't see a problem here.
>>90358311
Good tastes

>>90353849
I wonder what made Tina the breakout star of Bob's Burger?