Douglas Yancy Funnie, what are you doing to your penis?

>>90350042
Mr. Dick! Wha-what are you doing in my closet?

>>90350042
GIMMIE THAT BLUE NIGGER COCK

A modern Doug with a little more freedom tackling this issue would be funny, obviously not with Mr Dink catching him but one of his parents or his sister catching him in the middle of a vivid fantasy in the bathroom.

Obviously they'd try to ignore it and just really carefully ask Doug how he's doing before opening a door on him the rest of the week, but Doug would spend the rest of the episode shamefully roiled in delusional episodes where his family disowns him for his disgusting perversion and he's forced to jerk off and cry on cam to make rent on a seedy downtown motel.

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Look here smegmaking is a silly little fruitcake who too good for this world and won't do do audiobook for his wonderful stories.

>>90350042
I broke your grill.

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>>90350952
It was very expensive

Was skeeter a nigger?

And I'll say, "Thank you Patty, here's five dollars...go buy yourself a soda. That's not very expensive at all..."

>>90351840
He was the alpha google

Ok but if you shit on my balls I'm pulling out and well I'm already at home so you have to go home

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Who would be the last colored googled standing if expensive weapons were used? My monies on sky Davis googles got his own shoe brand.