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Priyanka Thread

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Priyanka Thread
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Been waiting for a Priyanka thread all day.
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>>90348678
Think this applies to fusion?
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The most based MILF. Would let her protect my children.
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>>90348568
What about this guy? What's his real job? Nobody moves for a simple security guard job.
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>>90349866
Professional security guard/one contracted to a company that moves around a lot?
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I want this doctor to give me a prostate exam.
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>>90349866
he's not a mall cop

most likely >>90349904
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>>90350082
>>90349904
No way they'd move around for his job. Priyanka is a doctor.
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I wish she wasn't married. I want her to be a single mother so I fantasize dating and fucking her, or shit like >>90350110.
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>>90350110
She can't be a very good doctor if she didn't notice something was up with that.
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>>90350145
Connie probably moves because of both doctors

Working in two separate, distant hospitals is a really typical thing.
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>>90350280
both parents*

fuck
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>>90350247
I fucking remember this holy shit
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why is she so attractive?
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>>90350713
>tall
>mature
>big breasts
>wide hips
>sexy voice
>overbearing
>doctor (knows all your weakpoints)
>rich as fuck

You really can't figure it out?
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>>90348568
who has the pants in the relationship co/?
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>>90350247
sauce on this please, i need some context
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>>90351012
>makes all the money
>has final say over Connie
>pays all the bills
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>>90349866

He's CIA or it's in-universe equivalent and is assigned to spy on the gems

His wife is hot
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>>90351043
Some anon told a story about a MILF he knew in a SU thread and a drawfag took it upon himself to draw it.
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>tfw Indian doctor once gave me a physical
>Smiled and said "Ooohh, muscles" and squeezed my abs after lifting up my shirt

The best part though is she said my sneakers were in really good shape.
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>>90351109
Do you think he knows Stan or Archer?
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>>90351149
Did she play with your bunger?
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>>90348568
Is this from an episode?
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why does she always have a sleep blindfold on
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>>90349904
It's been years, and Connie said they moved a lot.
He is CIA
gem's cover has been blowout, garnet knows this, that's why she turned reddish, she is no longer trying to cover her alien origins.
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>>90351221
Silly anon, those are her bangs.
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>>90351128
he actually fucked the dog?
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>>90351149
Did she sound like the Major?
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>>90351068
>>makes all the money
isn´t her husband like a spec op general or some shit?
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>>90351299
According to the wiki, he's a security guard. So his job is to call the police in case he sees wrong doing.
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>>90351255
Why is it a different color than her hair?
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>>90351234
if he's actually CIA, that'd tie up a lot of lose ends in "can humanity be useful in a gem invasion"
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>>90351234
>He is CIA

4U
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>>90351358
She's a MILF
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>>90351400
It fucking looks weird.
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>>90348568
But all my priyanka stuff is porn
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>>90351436
I'm having a weird boner then.
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>>90351366
>"can humanity be useful in a gem invasion"

Of course they can. Gems fight using swords and hammers and they think putting giant hand monsters into a planet's core is a super weapon.

Yeah, try launching fucking nukes, you stupid diamonds.
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>>90351436
Well, what do your mom's bangs look like?
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>>90351400

who is this artist and is there more?
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Is this a /sug/ thread?

And why is it so lewd?
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>>90351358
it's a design thing to show her age
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>>90351012
Obviously
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>>90350247
It was a good thread
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>>90350145
Perhaps she has her own practice.
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>>90352574
On topic: Priyanka dressed as Symmetra.
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>>90352669
m-moar
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>>90351128
Also the drawfag is themanwithnobats. He draws some very "saucy" stuff to put it lightly.
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>>90351262
maybe? He said he did, but its not like he posted proof
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let's make a comic of her and connie having a romance, how would that go?
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>>90353436
like a shitty imitation of gunwild's W.I.T.C.H. masterpiece
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>>90353130
How do we summon him to draw more Priyanka?
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>>90353436
She see's Connie sunbathing... go.

May I suggest lotion application.
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>>90352669
how about Connie dressed as that new 11 year old character they are introducing.
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>>90351585
but he has good opinions, fgt
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>>90349723
Well, considering what happened to Jasper, I'd say yeah.
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>>90353436
In that first Priyanka thread, there was a suggestion for a fic where Steven accidentally possesses Priyanka, and it just happened to be the day Connie was supposed to be going shopping for new clothes. She was looking so forward to spending time with her mom, Steven couldn't bring himself to tell the truth. It's also the parents' anniversary.

I still remember the idea because I've been considering writing it for a while now.
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>>90354528
Go away Naavs.
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>>90354714
This. THIS! GODDAMIT, THIS!!!
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>>90349780
What does "based" mean exactly?
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>>90350067
A full version exist or would searching be a waste of time?
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>>90355284
The drawing stops at the bottom so I would imagine no.
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>>90355284
It's for the ahegao meme. The rest of the bod was unlikely to be drawn.
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>>90355284
No full. Just part of a series of ahegao faces.
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>>90355357
>>90355376
... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ODcC5z6Ca0
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>>90354966
I used "based" as in "cool" or "reliable", which makes sense because you can say that person has a "base" of good moral standards, helpfulness, or taste.
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Why is Pearl shipped with Priyanka?
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>>90355693
They're both mature and respectable mother figures. I can totally imagine these two sitting down amd enjoying some tea together.
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>>90349780
Still the 2nd best piece of SU fanart.
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>unapologetic nigger hating /pol/lackthat absolutely is disgusted with the queer agenda and how 0.4% of the population is pushing their vile unnatural mental illness on the rest of the population as normal and thinks queers should be institutionalized and reeducated until fixed
>fucking love steven universe

I am so godamn conflicted
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>>90356129
No one cares, retard.
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>>90356129
One is fiction, one is non fiction.
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>>90356129

You may have conceptualized homosexuality as a broad and negative cultural phenomenon rather than an individual trait.
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>>90356129
Steven Universe isn't trying to push any agenda, though, it's all fan perspective on things they don't really understand.

and by "fan perspective" i mean "tumblr insanity".

The show's great.
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>>90350160
>not getting off on fucking a frustrated wife who only lives for her work since her beta husband doesn't even touch her anymore
>not getting off on bringing her to her first orgasm
>not getting off on her feelings of guilt for cheating on her husband with someone half his age and not caring cause the dick is to good

what are you gay?
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>>90355997
oh dear christ what's the first
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>>90356737
The nekkid version
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>>90356901
> oh…oh ok
> MOM LOOK AT MY SHIRT LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HOMESTU–
> I have no daughter
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>>90355422
>>90354966
It's just some made-up adjective with no real definition outside of "really great". It's derived from rapper Lil B who's pretty much a meme calling himself "Based God".

People (mostly on /mu/ at first) would respond to cool shit with THANK YOU BASED GOD, and it slowly developed into THANK YOU BASED [whatever you're talking about], and then "based" just became part of chan culture lexicon as a vague positive adjective.

All that said, as someone who doesn't give a fuck about SU, Priyanka is a pretty based MILF from the glimpses I've seen.
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>>90352414
Where's that "I wish that were me" pic when I need it?!
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>>90352414
i want mommy feet smothering my face
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>>90357429

>That shirt
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>>90357470
We all do.
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>>90357543
>>90357429
>>90357160
>these shirts on Connie
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>>90356247
He's not a fucking degenerate getting off on infidelity!

Learn some decency, you homewrecker
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>>90356961
>Implying naked is superior to lingerie
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>>90357570
she's too pure for that
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>>90356129
here's how I rationalized it: They are rocks, and rocks have no gender, therefore it aint gay. Cant be gay if you are monogendered/non gendered light rocks
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>>90357899
its a known fact that half asian girls are top tier.
half asian boys on the other hand..
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>>90357745
But Garnet, obvious symbolism and emotional short-hand aside, fusion sorta is a loose Gem analog to certain concepts of reproduction. It's like meiosis, where Gems can mix up traits in their offspring as to be less homogenous as a species.
Gems literally reproduce in kindergartens, but "parents" can mix their traits through fusion.
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>>90356372
>touching your face with biohazardous material
a consummate professional
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>>90357982
__________________ no ____________
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>>90358026
Fuck off, you're not a doctor.
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>>90358026
even infected blood is only dangerous on contact if you have open wounds, sores, pores or if you leave it long enough.

splashing someone else's blood on yourself is relatively harmless
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>>90357899
>not overreacting over children fusing (aka having sexual intercourse)
those are some bad parents
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>>90358082
ur dum
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>>90358099
Full pic?
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>>90354966
Lil B created it, he is the founder of meme rap.
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>>90358082
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FunZkY0HNnQ
rebecca sugar said that fusion is not sexual
she also said that gems are genderless so you can't get mad that there are not male gems
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>>90358153
>rebecca sugar said that fusion is not sexual
nice fucking meme
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>>90357837
my sides have ascended
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>>90357160
>>90357837
I want Doug to be characterized like this in the show.
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>>90358217
Yeah, we really do need a doug episode. It's sad that an episode like Onion Gang got greenlit before a Doug episode.
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>>90350247
I was there and it was incredible
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For the longest time I thought her grey hair was a sleep mask
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>>90358165
I kind of always thought this, myself. Opal's fusion dance isn't much more provocative than the saiyan fusion dance.
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>>90357745
The best t-shirt she's worn so far.
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>>90357487
Dont try to understand just follow orders
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>>90354966
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq-jPa2-gdE&ab_channel=lilbpack1
this guy, lil b, started the "based" meme. It's just a synonym for "cool".
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>>90357837
top kek, if only Connie was actually this funny in the show
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>>90358082
>thinking fusion can only be a direct analogy for one particular thing
that's naive
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>>90359427
Great thread, hope this one can be good too.
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>>90358099
I don't like this picture.
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>>90353300
This picture is great. The realistic proportions on her face make it easy to fap.
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>>90350247
That day was special. One of the funniest posts I've ever read.
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This is one hot Indian MILF
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>>90350819
>Always wanted to try doctor roleplay with gf
>I'm chubby so I'd be super embarrassed to be examined by a "health professional" while they ignore such a blatant issue.
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>>90350247
Thank you for this blast from the past. You disserve a (you)
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>>90348568
AMD LOST FAGGOT. POO IN LOO.
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>>90356129
Maybe you're just a faggot.
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I had an Indian woman for a doctor once. Even did the testicle examinations

Of course, she was short, frumpy, and middle-aged like my mom, and I was a nine-year-old kid, so it wasn't terribly sexy
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>>90356129
Faggot
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>>90356129
Perhaps you are learning to separate the fun parts of media from the author's intention. It's a useful skill. Reading into media has it's place but sometimes it's nice to just relax and get some laughs or fap material.

Alternatively you're a self-hating transsexual "lesbian".
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>>90369147
>replying to the bait
>at all

Priyanka would be ashamed of you.
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>>90357837
>no oxford comma
Into the trash it goes.
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>>90351043
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There should be an episode where Steven spends some quality time with Connie's parents.
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>>90372344
Fuck you. More Ronaldo and Lars episodes.
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>>90350247
genuinely happy. bravo.
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>>90357982
reread what you just said.
> offspring
fusion doesn't create new creatures, nor creatures that will ever be independent of the participants
it isn't reproduction, it isn't sex.
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>>90351509
naavscolors is his tumblr
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>>90372871
Nice.
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>>90372720
I honestly don't mind those two, but they do get more attention than they need. I think Connie's parents and Mr. Smiley are the only ones who haven't gotten an episode about them yet.
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>>90375256
We sort of got a Mr. Smiley episode.
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Italian Pearl is best Pearl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp8a2qtLtE8
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>>90370689
GOD DAMN!
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>>90349866
This guy is like one stripe short of being a WO.
Reminds me of Mike Vining. This guy has probably seen some shit.
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>>90348568
What about connie?
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>>90377554
nah
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>>90357865
Oh my
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How do you think they met?
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>>90350342
Do you think Jasper is a top or a power bottom?
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>>90349866
He's PMC. You don't tell your little girl you're a contractor, it's just easier that way.
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>>90378590
He took a round in Iraq during Desert Storm, and she was the Red Cross doctor that patched him up.
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>>90358082
(aka having sexual intercourse)
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>>90357785
>that skinny body
BOOOO
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>>90355693
Why does Pearl look like a kid in this pic? It's like Priyanka is cuddling her child/dog
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>>90372903
You're nitpicking the use of "offspring" when in that same sentence, reproduction defined separately from fusion.
>Ignoring the sentence for one word that can have broader meaning
Nice reading comprehension yourself.
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>>90350342
>tfw I was the one who commissioned this
damn. I need to request some more of this ship. Two favorite characters going at it is all I need in life
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>>90381543
What exactly is happening? Is Priyanka giving Jasper a footjob?
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>>90381449
>Priyanka is cuddling her ... dog
Yes, that's Pearl???
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>>90381565
Nah just stepping on her crotch, I had meant for it to look more forceful but the artist I commissioned can't into perspective very well so it's aight. they also drew a lingerie version but i fucking lost it
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>>90356129
Well put it this way anon. I agree with you that trans people are mentally ill, but I'd suck Stevonnie's cock in a heartbeat. We got fags from all walks of life here.
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>>90348568
Drawing requests?
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>>90381816
The good Doctor in any of these outfits, please.
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>>90381816
Lewds ok?
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>>90381816
Priyanka/one of the big gems
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>>90381816
Priyanka going full opening scene brazzers milf in beckoning Steven.
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>>90381816
Priyanka having a lovely conversation, lightly laughing and enjoying tea with an aged up heavily embarrassed Princess Marco who's chuckle is much more nervous.
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>>90381816
Priyanka in a pantsuit?
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>>90381816
Priyanka with her ass to the viewer, slapping it hard, and saying "I got a big fat ass, big dicks follow". A thong, or short-shorts, for a bottom is fine.
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>>90378590
>Priyanka with mussed up hair

Y E S
E
S
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>>90381816
>>90381996
You already got that, motherfucker.
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>>90381996
This but with Pearl. Looking for something comfy.
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>>90381816
>>90381923
Mrs. M, cosplaying as The Major, getting groped on a con, and letting it happen, because she thinks that's what cosplayers are supposed to do.

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2527523
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>>90382046
You're right, and I fully expected my request to get ignored, but on the off chance it didn't, I changed the description a bit to imply that I want the situation to be more of a friendly one rather than the more suggestive direction the drawfriend ended up taking it in(I still absolutely love that delivery, don't get me wrong, I was just hoping for another take on it as well).

I'd be more than willing to withdraw my request if it makes you feel better, however, On another note, I do applaud your attention and memory in how you were somehow able to recall this insignificant event, though.
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>>90381816

Your take on this:
>>90354714
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>>90381816
Priyanka deciding to take a nap on the couch after a long and hard day, revealing to everyone's surprise that she is, in fact, wearing a sleeping mask.
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>>90381900
god damn I'd love to stick my nose all up in there
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>>90356129
To put it this way: You are an idiot.
You believe shit peddled to you by pundits on faith alone and without real conviction. You do and say things you think are expected of you without any real understanding or even interest in the facts of the topic. Like, do you actually believe anyone of consequence is denying gender dysphoria is a mental disorder? Transitioning is just the only effective treatment. Do you think doctors just find it funny to cut up genitals and prescribe life-changing medication?
All your polemics are just founded in ignorant jingoism and insecure posturing. Face it, you are just virtue signalling there.
You don't actually hate any of those people with any real cause or deep belief. You just seek company.
How else would you watch a show that is all about compassion, acceptance, lesbian relationships and messed up youth?
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>>90349780
>>90351400
>puffy vulva
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>>90381816
Her dressed as Yellow Pearl.
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>>90382346
You'd smell nothing but plastic bruv
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How likely would you be to spill spaghetti if Priyanka was suddenly your doctor?
For me, 100%. She's too damn hot.
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This is a very good thread.
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>sexy Indian MILF doctors named Priyanka
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>>90382384
It's her big natural bush.
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>>90382763
Yeah...

Almost... 'too' good.
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>>90350247
To date one of the funniest fucking things I have read on 4chan since 2006
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>>90372871
Who's the artist of this and what's the context?
I don't particularly care for the full package, but I find her expression well done.
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>>90381816
Priyanka getting a quick rundown on gems by the Bognadoff brothers.
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>girlfriend is indian
>(britfag so not so weird)
>could end up as thicc milf
>or what looks like a 70s male porn star

Should I take the gamble?
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>>90383812
Only if you actually like her. That's how actual relationships work, you clown. You like each other.
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>>90383872
>not planning ahead

Have fun with your hot Slavs before they digivolve into Babushkamon.
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>>90383872
Always look at the mother of the girl you're dating, because if it gets serious that's what she'll look like before too long.

So yes, anon should see if her mother is a thicc MIlF, and if she is, keep colonizing that shit.
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>>90383889
Have fun living with someone you hate. Trust me, it's not fun.
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>>90383812
I M P R E G N A T E
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Meme
https://youtu.be/LlqEvkhl0So
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>>90383992
>C O L O N I Z E

Fix'd.
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>>90381816
I know that you wont do this, since there's a ton of other requests, but whatever, might as well try:
Priyanka wearing revealing clothes and Connie blushing and wondering why her mom is so hot?
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>>90382447
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>>90351338
Isn't he a major in some public security organization?
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STOP MAKING ME LUST FOR POOS
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>>90385199
Nice, will you do more requests?
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>>90378590
Arranged marriage.
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>>90356129
You get used to it
Also
I get the whole not liking shit getting shoved down your throat, really I do, but why hate them? Why waste that much effort on something that's not a problem
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>>90385199
noice
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>>90385778
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>>90385199
I'll be saving this for later.
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>>90382176
What delivery? Can you please post it?
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>>90356129
>All women goverment shown as evil and bad
>all female household fails at parenting, to the point of raising a 14 y/o boy into acting like he's fucking 10
>aside from the "bad guys", solid 10 parenting from the fathers
>telling off SJW for defending people that don't even like them and no longer care when is not about them anymore
It's pro gay I'll giuve you that
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>>90350160
just think about cucking the husband, fucking beta
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>>90385199
Who does this Pearl belong to, though?
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>>90389119
Connie?
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>>90390167
Anon, please. You're giving me forbidden thoughts.
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>>90390288
Encourage them, anon, you know mom and daughter is a good fetish
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>>90390863
I want to try and draw her doing something lewd with Connie, what should I draw to get all the likes and shares?? ( from perverts I mean )
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>>90390997
Nursing or ass worship maybe?
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Indian people smell bad often. I dont think Connie would considering she grew up in what i assume is the U.S.. But the mom is too busy to work and probably smells like fennel seeds and sweat.
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>>90390997
Defo ass-worship >>90391042 or just Connie making her "Pearl" >>90385199 do lewd things. Stripping, lewd dancing. Cleaning Connie's thighs with her tongue.
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>>90390997
Connie timidly exploring Priyanka's body
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>>90356247
>since her beta husband doesn't even touch her anymore
You fuckin wot mate?
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>>90390997
>>90391301
>timidly
Fuck that. It would be a grope fest the second Priyanka said yes to Connie's whims.
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>>90390997
Can you post your art first please?
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>>90393054

I'm not that good but you know
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>>90390997
>>90393054
Why? You take what you get, you fucking beggar.
And if you don't like it, then commission it.
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>>90393227
Well, I guess it's something you know? You should do tbe suggestions, try drawing more and you'll do best my friend
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>>90393239
Sorry man, I just wanted to see his stuff, nothing else
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>>90393227
I like it, anon!
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>>90393227
Nice, you should do more
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>>90393227
Noice.
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>>90393778
>>90394048

I can try to take connieXpriyanka requests
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>>90394225
this
>>90391210
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>>90351012
>man wearing the pants
>in the SJWniverse
you must be joking.
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>>90394225
Take you pick from the replies here >>90381816 or any of these
>>90391210
>>90391301
>>90391610
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>>90366262
lose some weight then faggot
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>>90356961
My man.
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>>90356040
horny jasper is best jasper
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>>90381816
>Drawing req
lewd jaspers getting medical attention from both steven and pryanka

but in different ways.
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>>90385886
>That's some money hash
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Does anybody have more Priyanka pics before thread dies?
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>>90397124
Nothing I can post on a blue board.
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>>90397370
Shit man, we cant wait till mods are asleep, might as well post it on /aco/, also to the anon that will fraw some Connie x Priyanka, will you post it on /u/? or in another board?
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>>90397124
>>90397980
Amazing. This is drawthread levels of begging.
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>>90395551
Buff? Skinny? Both?
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>>90381900
Source or search terms pls
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>>90398912
>posting a literal vagina
inb4 b&
>>
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>>90398912
Delete that anon, you can still be safe
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>>90398131
>/aco/
both please if you're up for it
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>>90356129
Congratulations, the results came back positive, you are indeed a retard.
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>>90377318
Pretty sure the image itself is based on the photo. He's definitely seen some shit.
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>>90399670
Nobody smiles that widely unless they've killed a man with their bare hands. Who is this guy exactly? I'm not much of a /k/ guy.
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>>90399670
He's the Operator that all Operators aspire to be. No doubt that Doug has done things that would drive a lesser man to insanity.

Priyanka is so hot and in shape because she keeps herself that way for him so he has comforts when he returns home.
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>>90399985
Meant
>>90399716 But it still fits.
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>>90356129
Don't forget that Sugar is half jew.
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Wheres the fic where Steven and Connie accidentally knock Priyanka out and end up somnophiling her while fused
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not enough art of her and Greg banging
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>>90382061
mfw the pussy too good
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>>90350145
I have a doctor parent, and I moved around a TON because of it
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>>90400890
>somnophiling
excuse me what?
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>>90383998
Just because the show is atrocious, doesn't mean I'm not gonna jerk off to porn of it
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>>90402979
they fuck her while she's asleep/unconscious
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>>90403250
Thats probably my favorite fetish
Why can people not cater to that fetish more
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>>90381816
Priynka in tight dominatrix outfit with delicious skin dentations.
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>>90403280
Beats me, anon. Theres too little good in this world
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>>90403250
Well that's kind of hot, and by knock Priyanka out what do you mean? Do you mean drop her unconscious or something? I am a spic so I dont know if it means snother thing
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>>90356129
Maybe there isn't a "queer agenda." Maybe the curtains are just blue, man.
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>>90403902
They fuse accidentally and they panic when Priyanka is coming up to the room to check on them, and then knock her out. Sexual, sleepy discovery ensues afterwards. Someone made a short comic of one of the first scenes.
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>>90378590
Where can I find more of this?
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>>90384873
>>90391301
shit, I have work in the morning but I want to try this. Love me some /ll/
>>
kiss already
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Anyone have some good Priyanka and/or Stevonnie smut? Asking for a friend.
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>>90390997
>>90394225
>>90390997
Not really feeling Connie/Priyanka, but I would absolutely love it if someone drew a very fascinated and intrigued Priyanka giving a very embarrassed and unconditional Stevonnie a thorough medical examination.
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>>90399670
This man is where the definition killing machine was coined. A man who is payed not to play.
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>>90406555
This looks like something I'd see in a Dave Chapelle special.
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>>90399670
>This guy's resume

Holy fuck was his nickname surgeon operated all day every day.
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>>90405188
>>90391301
>>90384873
well it's not very good but it satisfies my fetishes
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>>90356040
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>>90407457
Connie looks jank as fuck. Priyanka is passable, though.
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>>90407457

ty
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>>90383998
>also don't say rock people, it's offensive

>..........rock people.


kek
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>>90402966
But what about your security guard parent?
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>>90354966
unusually great
like they stand out for standing up for things that plebs wouldn't think to stand up for
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>>90380786
Power bottom all the way, but only for the right ones.
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>>90351128
It was a Priyanka thread, not a SU thread you pretender
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>>90409705
silence
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>>90350247
Holy fuck, I'm in tears.
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>>90357837
iunderstoodthatrefrefence.gif
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>>90407457
You tried my friend, try drawing more, I hope you do good
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>>90412036
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>>90412036
oh
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Where's the fic where Stevonnie use a gloryhole and Priyanka's on the other side
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>>90412036
Aval0nX?
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>>90349866

poo guard
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>>90412036
Source?
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>>90351453
crop it
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>>90356247
this attitude would come from a loud house fan.
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>>90356281
>I killed forty people, Priyanka
>I killed forty people and nobody cared
>Priyanka
>It was so easy Priyanka
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>>90414654
Did Stevonnie had a dick?
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>>90357745
that's where you're wrong, Steven
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>>90357924
cough cough Brandon Lee cough
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>>90383035
no
such
thing
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>>90381816
I think you know what to do anon.
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>>90407457
I like it!
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>>90414654
Why is Steven all freaked out?
Connie I get but why is he acting all freaked out?
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>>90416166
>ahego
I was to complain about why didnt they use the whole word but then i realized there would be 2 A columns

>>90381816
Suggesting Stevonnie doing the O1 face
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>>90416394
Guess he finds it weird he fucked a lady but not connie first
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>>90386999
Sorry for the long wait, anon. Sure thing.
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Is this a brown MILF thread?
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>>90418814
Oh that is very nice indeed. Who's the other girl?
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>>90419050
No, sorry buddy, it's just a dedicated brown MILF thread, do one for all of the brown MILFs out here if you want
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>>90416145
I'm gonna need a source on that
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>>90420105
It's called Paheal
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>>90419186
>girl
Its Marco from Star VS
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>>90420358
ohhhhh
even better
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>>90381470
Garnet is not Ruby and Sapphire's kid. I will fight you.
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>>90351128
>Some anon told a story about a MILF he knew in a Priyanka thread and a FUCKING HERO took it upon himself to draw it

Fix'd

>>90420358
We have been blessed with two waves of delicious brown.
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KEEP IT GOING
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>>90354966
A rapper named Lil B made 'based' into an adjective which meant very good, awesome, etc. He got the term from 'Freebased', which is a term that refers to putting cocaine on a metal surface and heating it, creating fumes that one inhales. The original term has been in use since the 1980's, but has fallen out of favor with the general decline of cocaine usage and the crack epidemic.
>>
Everyone knows Pri's just a miserable दलित. Can't get the mast for one with no caste.
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>>90357745
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>>90421714
Is that... Stevyanka?
Because that's fantastic and there needs to be more.
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>>90421818
yeah it is, and i agree there should be more. alot more
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>>90421409
This ins't /aco/ sir, I CANNAE HOLD THE NSFW.

Idea I can't shake: Adults of Beach City as KF2 classes
>Priyanka: Field Medic
>Doug: SWAT? Commando? Sharpshooter?
>Greg: Berserker?
>Dewey: Demolitions for Dewey for Mayor
>Vidalia: Support cuz shotguns
>Yellowtail: Gunslinger, because he's packing underneath that raincoat.
>Martha: Kind of want to say Firebug, don't know why
>Still needed: Survivalist
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>>90409780
Source please.
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>>90422425
filename + paheal.
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>>90421954
why is Pearl staring at Priyanka's ass? does she want to do something with it?
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>>90422692
It's a mystery, anon, who are we to know?
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>>90422766
we must discover the truth anon, we need to know the answer to our questions god dammit
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>>90415615
davidsanchan, I just drew it earlier for fun to keep this place bumpin'
>>
bumpo
>>
How does a thread about a character that only appeared 5 times in the show is still alive after 3 days?
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>>90357837
based doug

maximum maheshwaren
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>>90425340
I dont know, people made a ton of pics of her I guess
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>>90425640
you know it, bubba
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>>90425774
Why do they always make the lips bigger than they're supposed to be?
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>>90426547
Sex appeal I guess
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>>90412036
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>>90428189
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>>90385249
people joke about him being a mercenary because Metal Gear Rising has a scene where Raiden says he prefers to think of his group as 'private security' rather than Private Military Contractors like they are
>>
every time i try to think sexy things about her the smell stops me. it's not racism, it's not a joke. it's the genuine truth about how they are and isn't mean to be mean-spirited whatsoever. there's a reason hotels have "C-Rooms".
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>>90376837
Japanese Garnet is best Garnet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ccsxo52q2s
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>>90429863
Isnt she actually Indian American instead of full indian?
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>>90430318
would that change anything?
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>>90430508
She's a Dalit either way.
>>
>>90430508
Because culture? In particular India's is both a literal and figurative cesspool.
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>>90355422
>>90357159
>>90358138
>>90361550
>>90409633
>>90421501
I gotta say, I love the fact that you guys actually explained the term to him as opposed to criticizing him for not already knowing it.
>>
>>90430672
welcome to /co/
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>>90430699
I'm from /mu/. It's a nice surprise
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>>90430850
yeah, here we love brown girls and helping people, we like anons to have the same good experiences we have. That's why there's so many rec threads and storytimes.
It's nice
>>
>>90430508
She spent all of her life of the US? Or at least SU's America
>>
https://www.drawingtutorials101.com/how-to-draw-dr--priyanka-maheswaran-from-steven-universe

neat
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>>90428189
why do i wanna see them makeout so much?
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>>90415889
underrated post
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>>90416394
maybe he found it weird that his best friends mom raped him and his best friend while they shared a body?
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>>90415889
>I stole forty cakes priyanka
>I stole forty cakes and nobody cared
>Priyanka
>It was so terrible Priyanka
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>>90425774
>hardly any prominent wrinkles
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Is there any Jasper on Priyanka? I want to know because of reasons.
>>90432738
It's only natural anon.
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>>90373274
I sure hope he's not a faggot
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>>90382384
>He doesn't want a soft, cushy vulva gently hugging the base of his dick
Faggot
>>
>>90356129
>Implying Rebecca "sic the heer on every queer" Sugar isn't /our/ girl
She shows that a tumblrite utopia results into a shitty hugbox of people who can't handle even the slightest thing not going right without breaking down, Ruby and Sapphire are shown to be almost incapable of functioning without each other in a really healthy relationship, and the society run completely by women is a genocidal hellhole that pretty much embodies the worst parts of Nazi Germany.
Rebecca is redpilled as fuck.
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>>90382384
that's how it gets when it's excited you vegan
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>>90350067
that face is bizarrely young-looking
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>>90434765
what is this reference?
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>>90441474
lex luthor stealing 40 cakes
4 sets of 10
and it was terrible.
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>>90356129
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>>90350067

I really liked this picture. I found a full sized version of it, if you want to replace what you got.

>>90377554

I've love that, but a thread like that would probably just end up with a lot of deleted posts before getting deleted unfortunately.
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>>90416166
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>>90416394
Imagine getting fucked, while your best friend/crush gets raped by their mom while said mom also rapes you. Shut is ducking whack man. Reminds me of my stay in portland
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>>90428747
Priyanka's voice actress also voiced Major Kusanagi of Public Security Section 9 in the English dub of Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex.
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>>90350247
>I was in this thread

Its a good feeling to know where it came from, never had this happen
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>>90442158
>Reminds me of my stay in portland
deets
NOW
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>>90432738
mother/daughter incest is the best taboo because its more purely emotional than father/daughter or father/son, because in those cases there's way higher chance of tearing and related sexual injury from taking a dick too big
plus getting pregnant in the case of father/daughter
mother/daughter revolves entirely around the emotions of sex without throwing in the emotions of injury or pregnancy
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>>90442520
On phone at 3 am so I'll do my best. No i won't do on comp I'm comfy in bed.

>visit high school friend in Portland
>chill for a couple days
>end up getting invited to a party through his friend.
>sweet party and drinks are bountiful
>tall up some girls get a couple numbers
>suddenly guy who invited us let's us know if we are down to really party
>say sure cause why not
>we bail party and head outside
>white van waiting with about 3 other people.4 guys 2 girls in total
>we drive and talk all is chill
>guy who invited us tell us orgy with some drugs and events are there
>buzzed so don't care I'm down
>We arrive after driving for like an half an hour at this fucking run down as apartment building
>getting some warning signals from brain
>dick says "but orgy" we go in
>inside is as rundown as rundown can get
>creepy lookin bastards like outta vtm:b hanging out
>we get taken to 4th floor I think
>get brought into a room with a couple of naked chicks
>there is a fucking goat in the room
>kinda taken a back like my friend is
>ask if the guy is on the level
>he admits hasn't talked to him in about 4 years
>warning signals going off but don't care cause holy shit hot goth chicks lying around naked
>get told to get comfortable
>proceed to go lay down with some cute girls and chat and maybe get down for some sex
>start making movies on this one red headed chick and she is into it
>fucking hell yeah
>starts taking off my pants and has her hand on my dick
>this is going to be one of my best trips ever
>suddenly guy who invited us comes into the room and shouts that "the ceremony will begin" girls and everybody but me, my friend, and 1 of the girls who came with us act super happy and gather in the middle of the room like it was obvious what was going on


1/2
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>>90442645
>had my dick manhandled and dick is saying everything is OK
>brain is saying "NIGGA HE SAID CEREMONY! DO YOU REMEMBER NEW ORLEANS GET OUT NOW!!"
>dick goes "but hot goth ladies that wanna fuck"
>decide dick is right and stay put
>mate comes and sites by me, girl who is also confused comes over to us sheepishly. Probably cause she doesn't want to be alone
>suddenly a robbed dude wearing a twig crown with some weird fucking eyeball necklace comes into the room.
>goat is lead to middle of circle.
>he says "kinsfolk, you have been patient and the time of festival Is in front of us. Let us take part of this rebirth and let us feed our sex. Ours is a glorious moment and we will once more be united with the heat"
>pulls a fucking machete from out of his robe
>I go wide eyes
>hear friend say "what in the fuck?"
>girl just goes "uhhhhhhh"
>2 people in the circle come forward and take the goat by the hooves and carry him so he is belly facing up.
>the priest or whatever fucking takes the machete and just starts to gut the goat
>hear what I can only describe as the sound anyone here would make if they got a Saudering iron to the dick
>they fucking cut the goat open and start to pass around its guts
>the priest then cuts it's dick off
>of course the girl who I was gonna fuck, steps forward and takes to dick
>proceeds to start fellatiating it and suckling the blood from the dick

2/3
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>>90442805
>friend who has more sense then me pulls my hand and brings me back and says we gotta go
>I'm still dumbfounded at what we just witnessed
>he grabs me and pulls me as we begin to run away
>girl who is also fucking freaked is right behind us
>as we are running down the hallway we are paying more attention (or maybe just me cause of adrenaline idk) and can clearly see bloodstained on the floor
>we pracitly fall down the stairs in our rush to get out
>we burst through the entrance and we both are running like we were trying to outrun death itself
>run for what felt like 10 solid minutes.
>we both swear to never talk of this again
>we call an Uber and head back to his place
>he deletes the guy from Facebook and phone and i try and think back that the girl I wanted to fuck was literally suckling the blood from a severed goat pens
>caused me to stop dating/fap/sex/ and anything else sexual related for 3 months.
>hit the hay

I got other things similar to this bit this is the closest I've ever felt to that level of violation that Steven felt when Connie mom raped them
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>>90442805
>DO YOU REMEMBER NEW ORLEANS
is this another story?
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>>90442843
Yea I've had stuff like this happen all my life. If thus thread is still up tomorrow and I remember to check I'll maybe post the story. But my life is literally a calvcade of being in the wrong place at the wrong time. Or with shit just going south like in my Portland story
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>>90442872
m8 you're fucking cursed. you should make some memoirs
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>>90442887
One of mates actual made a script based on one of my stories. Hollywood bought it. So maybe one day one of my stories will be up on the silver screen. I've literally been through so much shit it is crazy. Been through 2 possession incidents, a cartel incident, a Mexican standoff, a shootout, been pushed through a 2nd story window, been inside a collapsing building, literally been in a freeway accident where an 18wheeler hit me and lived. And way more. I've been through enough that I honestly just want peace and quiet in my life
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>>90442926
>Been through 2 possession incidents
possession of drugs, or possessed by entities?
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>>90441803
Fuck. Shoot a link to the full size please
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>>90443025

I just posted it. It's just a larger version of the image I responded to, it's not a crop.
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>>90390997
Priyanka fucking Connie with a lolipop while whispering in her ear about what a good little patient she's been?
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>>90437192
God I love this ship. Is there anymore art of these two together?
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>>90390997
Connie overcome with lust and taking Priyanka
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>>90442819
So near, yet so far.
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>>90443313
>Mods are watching the thread
You guys like curry too, huh?
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>>90443194

I got this. I'd post the Splooge art of them together, but I'm not in the mood for another 3 day ban.
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>>90443501
I think Drawendo likes this ship a lot. They got good taste.
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>>90443313
>>90443480
>tfw file got deleted
Godddamn, does anybody have the pic?
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>>90443523
https://exhentai.org/g/712479/41a92f0875/
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>>90443563
>tfw I still dont know how to get past Sadpanda
I hate myself
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>>90443619
Follow your dick and you might find the answer.
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>>90443619
Literally just install the Chrome or Firefox extension if you don't want to manually do the cookie swapping shit.
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>>90443619
>delete sadpanda cookies
>make an account on happy panda
>log in
>you can now acces sadpanda
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>>90443635
>>90443652
>>90443666
Thanks lads, now back to posting Priyanka, I guess
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>>90428189
Daw. Connie's so cute
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Why are SU milfs so good?
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>>90445093
I dont know, aside for her and Vidalia, are there other milfs on the show?
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>>90445629
Martha, Barb, Nanafua.
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>>90445629
Rose?
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>>90426547
because

S U C C
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Bump
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>>90443104
Much obliged anon..
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>>90356129
welcome to 4chan


NIGGA.
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>>90445629
Martha needs more love here..
>>90445672
....She's dead lad.
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>>90353843
just make a request and put it under the drawtree
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>>90407457
Niiiiiiice! Keep going Anon this is gold.
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>>90442926
Which story?
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>>90441803
BM should give more love to Dr M
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>>90447382
Blushmallet should learn proper anatomy because that one pic at the start of the thread is the only decent looking thing they've managed to draw.
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>>90447575
Which one?
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>>90447575
I think BM's like BarelyNsfw - often ignores anatomy to focus on facial expressions
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>>90448063
Is that the full pic?
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>>90445664
saved
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>>90407457
We need more bonding scenes like this.
>I demand it.
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>>90443005
Spirit shit
>>90447289
Idk I guess I can tell the Mexican standoff one
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>>90449988
>Spirit shit

All right, we GOTTA hear this.
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>>90450967
All right let me get on my ducking comp
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>>90452095
you just fixed everything that was wrong with her character
priyanka 2.0 is perfect
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>>90449589
Oh baby
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>2009
>LA for family parties in the summer
>hyped to see cousin who just graduated from U of O
>go with uncle on way to visit cousin
>uncle is super religious, like the whole classic catholic religious
>says we gotta make a stop
>”ok sure whatever, my cousin isn’t going anywhere, and the food will be endless so i can wait.”
>uncle picks up a mexican priest
>this mother fucker is built like a tank
>literally is 6”3 and about 250lbs, mostly muscle.
>he gets in the car
>We driving and chatting
>priest talking about his trips to israel, and other countries in the middle east to both pilgrimage and convert
>suddenly gets a call
>picks up
>talks in spanish
>he says we need to make a stop
>i think, oh this is something for his church no biggie.
>We go out to this neighborhood in middle of fuck knows where
>looks run down and shit
>priest says that we just gotta wait for a couple minutes
>wait
>minivan pulls up
>scared lookin white guy and a little kid get out
>kid is super weird and i get a weird feeling
>he's just kinda space out and looking around at things
>looks like he might be tripped out on vicodin or something
>guy comes up to us and expresses thanks that the priest could come out and see his son
>i'm thinking, why the fuck are we meeting a dad and son out here?

1/?
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Why is this a thing? She barely has any speaking roles.
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>>90452923
>Priest shouts something in Spanish
>suddenly the door to the run-down house we are sitting in front of opens
>black guy looks out and beckons to us
>uncle and priest get out of the car and lead the dad and kid into the house
>at this point I'm going, “did i just fucking witness a kid rape thing?”
>something in my brain is telling me to get the fuck outta dodge
>my curiosity says “dude go check it out”
>against better judgement follow them in
>house is dark and looks like nobody has lived in it for a couple years
>fucking candles everywhere
>hear movement of furniture and shit inside
>head to the back of the house
>priest, black guy, uncle are moving shit outta the way in this bedroom
>literally are just tossing shit out the window
>dad is looking super fucking concerned about his son
>son looks like he's still just in his own world.
>ask if anyone needs any help
>no responses so just continue watching
>then priest pulls out a bible and a nearly wine sized bottle of water
>its fucking holy water
>what in the fuck is going on
>Priest asks the father to bring the boy over
>father does
>boy still looks like he's thinking about what to watch tonight
>priest starts chanting something idk what, I was kinda too weirded out to pay attention
>douses one of his palms in holy water
>puts his hand on the kid
>suddenly everything fucking does a 180 and I am now paying more attention to this than the exhibitionist next door to my place
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>>90453045
Kid makes a scream like something outta a fucking snuff film, like a death cry
>Fucking makes one of the deepest voices I have ever heard
>Fucking starts chanting in some language I don't even know of. Sounds like something middle eastern or something like that
>Kid says in this voice befitting a fucking pack a smoker a day
>”YOU HAVE SINNED JACOB ORTIZ”
>Starts saying some shit about god knows what
>at this point i am so fucking stunned
>Kid starts rattling off things he claimed the priest did
>Priest is just fucking continuing with what I assume are prayers or something
>Starts calling us out by name, even me and says that we are destined for hell
>I am now freaked out cause this little shit stain knew my fucking name
>all of a sudden KID FUCKING PICKS UP THE PRIEST
>HE FUCKING PICKS UP THE PRIEST AND THROWS HIM CLEAN OFF HIS FEET
>ACROSS THE FUCKING ROOM
>WHAT THE FUCK
>kid then FUCKING JUMPS ONTO THE CEILING AND STAYS THERE
>no falling, no fucking grabbing onto something, just ignoring gravity and shit
>at this point I am pretty sure I'm high or dreaming
>Priest gets back up and he is bloodied a bit on his head
>took a hard hit, and there's a cut on his forehead.
>He's bleeding and then pulls out this cross and starts praying and saying shit yet again
>Kid fucking screams and lunges at him

3/4?
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>MILF thread, or any MILF material really
>Becomes about cheating, incest, and/or Adult X Child
Every fucking time.
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>>90442819
Gotta be careful when weinerbrain happens.
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>>90453241
>Tackles the priest and starts clawing at him
>gets in some good blows cause I'm seeing blood
>Uncle and black guy help pull the kid off him
>I run to help
>We are holding down this kid
>He starts screaming at me
>looks me in the eye
>calls me by my full name and starts recounting every little thing that I've done that was bad
>knows shit I never told anyone in my life
>I must be visibly panicking, cause uncle tells me to get the fuck out
>Dad comes over and helps fucking hold his son down
>Kid starts fucking mocking them as priest is chanting even harder
>I run outta that room cause I am not prepared for this shit
>run outside
>run to the car, grab my fucking bag and book it
>about 7 blocks away I am simply shaking like a leaf
>fucking manage to somehow call a friend to come get me and drop me off
>I don't say a word and she's scared I'm on drugs or some shit
>when we get near cousins I simply tell her that it happened again (she's part of my other spirit story but that's a whole other thing and I need more alcohol to tell that)
>she goes silent, whispers “fuck, not again”
>drops me off and says we can talk later
>fucking go to cousins party everyone is having fun and i'm just sitting in a corner with tequila in my hand
>cousin comes over and asks where uncle is
>say I don't know to every question he asks me
>about 4 or 5 hours later, someone comes in and says my uncle has been hospitalized with a broken arm
>everyone is worried he got in a car accident.
>fucking fools don't even fucking know.
>later found out that it was apparently a fucking off the books exorcism
>apparently exorcisms have to come from the Vatican
>Priest was removed from his church and sent to Spain
>Never heard of him again
>uncle says he was punished harshly
>Vow to never deal with this shit again if ever possible

4/4


and that's why I say fuck that shit and never wanna deal with that ever again. but these fucking situations keep happening. I feel so fucking cursed sometimes
>>
dude this is a 4 day old thread and it's still going what
>>
>>90453519
People like Priyanka
>>
>>90453519
She's the only Indian-American cartoon MILF in existence aside from obscure porn webcomics
>>
anyways that some of my stories idk, anyone even want to read em? also sorry for shitty green texts don't usually post.
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>>90453249

>Also has turned into a thread about some random dude spouting made-up stories

Stick to posting MILF you faggot
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>>90454016
he couldve at least told a story about exorcising satan out of a hot indian milf with his dick
>>
>>90453519
I had a change of heart after this thread, Priyanka's pretty okay.
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>>90350247
Truly, a fucking legend.
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>>90449589
>that look on Connie
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>>90452923
>>90453045
>>90453241
>>90453501

>>90453842
Good shit. Thank you for posting. Not sure if I believe the possession one, but it's still ]a good story
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>>90384873
>>90403555
kinda combined these
>>90442148
uncropped version of this at my davidsanchan.tumblr com place btw
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So what do you think the chances are of her cameoing in Loin 4: Alternate Ending
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>>90459682
Nice!
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>>90459682
Good stuff man, thanks for the delivery
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>>90356129
Tron is best girl always has been always will be.
>>
>>90416048
He can't cough he's been dead for decades
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>>90403313
Doctor get your damned booger hooker off the bang button!
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this is the best thread ever, we need a part 2 please.
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>>90461830
Of course anon, but it won't be for a little while. Priyanka threads are a gift, and as such must be carefully spaced out.
Now with two threads down having Priyanka dressed as Amethyst and Pearl, the next one should have her dressed as Garnet, right?
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>>90356129
>implying liking a piece of work regardless of its message is bad

nigga thats the one thing in your life you didnt fuck up
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>>90437192
Armstrong is not a guy. Armstrong is a pretty girl.
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>>90457629
It's all good. I've found no one really buys the possession shit. It's something that you experience that makes you a beliver. Can't really be believed otherwise. Though I pray no one goes through that shit. I'd rather have someone not believe me than go "oh yeah it happened to me too"
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>>90349866
he's a cuck
>>
>>90453842
>>>>/x/
>>
>>90463231
Since anons were kind enough to define based for someone else here, could someone please define this word to me? I have no idea what it means.
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>>90462979
You handled that better than I probably would've. I would've been that one loser that sees an extremely rare opportunity and tries bargaining for dark magic powers, only to get pounced on and get two broken arms.
>>
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>>
>already fapped twice today
>see this thread

oh boy here we go again
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>>90464020
>pubes
DROPPED
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>>90464711
Look at this fucking infantile thought process right here. I bet you get off to those images of women shaving their pubes off. I'm sitting here imagining you right now. In the some minuscule chance you actually manage to get a milf in your life, you pussy out because you can't take the added texture of pubic hair. I wish you the worst, and India wishes you the worst.
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>>90382086
I remember you. Man, ya'll had like a bunch of people seconding this, but also explaining why it was too much of a task for a free drawing.
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>>90445664
Cute
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>>90464711
>being a homosexual
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