Champions #6 storytime

But /co/ always complains about this book.

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>>90334795
This image is very important, totally worth an entire page

>>90334795
>Time for what should have been /co/'s favorite book but ended up with a bad writer

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>>90334807
>>90334805
There's this thing called "sarcasm". Look it up.

>>90334807
C IS FOR COOKIE!
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!

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>>90334831
Look at how much of an inspiration the Champions have been!

>>90334831
You dont get to be sarcastic here buddy, just post the crap and be done with it so we can complain about it.

>>90334855
>Alabama
Oh boy I can't wait to see what happens next!

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>>90334855
These girls wouldn't have been inspired to take self-defense class and these men wouldn't be building these houses if it wasn't for the Champion's shining example!

>>90334855
>get out the vote

w-what?

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>>90334881
Because being viral is what we all aspire to

>>90334855
>>STILL pushing voting.

>>90334882
Too little, too late.

That's the Champions way.

>>90334881
Besides that they WANT to, how are children actually funding comprehensive altruistic interests like this? or is it just a new popular clothing line?

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>>90334901

>>90334881
I DON'T KNOW YOU!

>>90334881
>These girls wouldn't have been inspired to take self-defense class and these men wouldn't be building these houses if it wasn't for the Champion's shining example!


seriously, what the fuck is the implication here? are they funding these? or is waid just feverishly attempting to give them credit for something really arbitrary by slapping their name on it

Weren't they halfway through dealing with a plot about a racist sheriff or something?

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>>90334913
They're not funding anything, their "movement" of being just like any other superhero group has somehow inspired people.

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>>90334963
>>90334960
Nope, that's over

>>90334963
oh okay so these pages are literally the equivalent of seeing the same shit happening while they wear t-shirts with any superheroes; it's just that we're giving them the credit for it because of how good their intentions are! xD

>>90334881
>Brighton

Ah, the most liberal part of England. Why am I not surprised?

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>>90334955
Cho probably could fund it if he wanted. He's stupid rich thanks to the Olympus Group and that hasn't seemed to change despite his sister's takeover.

It's probably just Waid being stupid, though.

>>90334955
T-shirts were probably made in sweatshops somewhere in Shithole, Asia.

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>>90334998

>>90334901
>we're lit

I'm out

>>90334881
You couldn't get a more multiethnic class.

>>90334795
Is this like Marvel Teen Titans or something? And is that really Scott Summers or is it like his son or something?

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>>90335026
Thank you Vision

I feel like there has to be some comment made to this compared to the Flintstones storytime happening next door.

>>90335049
At least Sam isn't a shit in this.

>>90335049
Is Vision still dead inside?

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>>90335049
Oh boy, here we go. Get ready for mustache-twirling.

>>90334975
I still can't get over how legitimately stupid Chulk is in this book. Top ten smartest guy in the world, easily the dumbest guy in this book.

>>90335049
Hey Vision you know those ball could kill if you hit someone who is not wearing protection, specially shirtless

>>90335046
scott from the past when he was like 16

for 2 or 3 years we had both adult and teen cyclops at the same time, now we only have teen cyclops because they killed adult cyclops

blame bendis.

>>90335023
lol

>>90334901
Wow, look how hip these kids are, they play paintball!

>>90334934
Though playing with low-powered toy guns seems like kind of a shitty training exercise when they weren't even willing to kill the terrorists a couple of chapters ago, who know these (now internationally famous and renowned) American superheroes were helping the locals because they saw them attacking (but not killing) them before retreating.
Have they addressed how handing the schoolteachers a couple of the dropped AK's is not any sort of solution to the continuing threat?

>>90335031
Who needs you grandpa! We'll be here with our paintball guns and Jonas Brothers cds

>>90334996
I've lived there. This "gayest part of England" is complete bullshit. Nothing but tourists and pensioners. Only people with sidecuts I've seen there were hardcore punkers with a drug problem. Then again, it's been almost 10 years.

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>>90335072
Why do these rich elites hate the Champions? What exactly have they done that could possibly go against their financial interests?

>>90335072

This is already really fucking dumb. Attacking a protest when your not the police i'm 99% sure probably makes you a criminal

>>90335073
He might be a minority but he's male, only women are the smartest people in the marvel universe now

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>>90335099
And here we meet what's sure to be a very compelling and interesting new group

>>90335046
>>90334795
And wait, that Spidey is Miles Morales isn't it? Like, black teenager Spiderman. Doesn't DC also have a black teenager version of a light-hearted hero in a red suit that likes to make jokes to lighten the mood in the Teen Titans?

>>90335099
Obviously the Champions stopped them from buying vietnamese sex slaves from the clown because that's what rich people do.

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>>90335099
they are republicans

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>>90335115
Everyone knows that if rich people pay you to do something it's perfectly legal and nobody will do anything to stop you

>>90334795
>Time for /co/'s favourite book
don't gaslight me, op

>>90335094
>Ten Years
Well there's your problem. I get that it's the beach for Londoners, but everyone I've ever met from there has been camp as christmas.

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>>90335143

>>90335083
Still waiting to see how it fucks up the timeline.

>>90335143
>poor snowflake

I have heard liberals use this more and more with each passing day, as far as I know snowflakes refer to those pink haired weirdos or gender fluid king of people.

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>>90335168
>>90335170
Something something alternate timelines seems like the obvious solution

>>90335117
Why can't we get a series on these cool guys?

>>90335115
The patriarchy/establishment control the police obviously, and order them to look the other way while their 'bad' superheroes oppress the underpriviliaged

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>>90335191
>>90335186
I've mosly heard it used by conservatives to refer to people that get easily triggered

>>90335191
Is this gonna turn into bumfights?

>>90334902
You do know voting is happening constantly. Part of the reason our system is so fucked is people are ignorant of how often votes happen.

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>>90335219
>WE LIKE FUCKING WITH PEOPLE FOR THE LULZ
Such impressive social commentary

>>90335227
Yes

>>90335219

Ahh

Bum fight

>>90335219
>I've mosly heard it used by conservatives to refer to people that get easily triggered

That too but no from conservatives only, but people from the internet too

I have wondered why would black spiderman's costume be black? wouldn't it help symbolism more if it was similar or identical to the old one instead?

>>90335227
Krieger cameo when?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rvOjTj3jXA

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>>90335170
I'm fairly certain they handwaved it saying that the timestream fixed itself. So this means that there are no consequences for time travel and fucking up the past since it fixes itself
Thanks Bendis

>>90335194
Nobody could handle the excitement.

>>90335219
>people that get easily triggered
So conservatives then?

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>>90335280
Why the fuck would anyone believe the word of two random bums? And why are the police listening to them instead of ignoring them?

>>90335280
Bombs?

>>90335249

if I were the writer, I would have them do this to some superpoweful morlock who looks like dirty homeless person, and fucks their shit.

>>90335310
http://boooo.ytmnd.com/

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>>90335300
There's easily triggered people on both sides of the aisle.

>>90334901
Pls someone edit the laughing emoji on Miles' face.

>>90335310
The better question is what the hell happened to his mouth there, the guy went full gorilla face.

Just when you think Waid couldn't write more retarded and ham-fisted shit he still manages to surprise you.

>>90335249
>incredibly wealthy 20 somethings
>enough implied funds and cash flow to do whatever they want
>mind control homeless people into fighting each other after burning their tents because lulz
No, this isn't bad writing at all
Fuck this dick squad

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>>90335331
And that's that.
Next time: The Champions vs. the Evil elitists that like hurting poor people

>>90334975
>I keep forgetting he can do that

WHAT'S HIS FUCKING NAME, CHO?

>>90335070
Not nearly as much as people who still read Marvel.

>>90335346
Kinda noticing in just about every group shot there's someone who looks either retarded, like they're holding in a massive fart, or just sat on a cold fish and remembered they weren't wearing pants.

>>90334998
>Mocking a handicapped kid

I feel truly inspired

>>90335310
>So you're saying that the Champions came to this town, even though they just posted on their Twitter that they're on the other side of the country playing Paintball, and then beat you two hobos up without any witnesses around to verify this?
>Yes
>WTF I hate the Champions now

>>90335026
Isn't Cyclops supposed to be "dead"?
Is he a cheater on top of being a future nazi?

>>90334882
Walmart stand in workers looking to unionize.

Waid should read the New Mutants books from the 80s in which the New Mutants fought the Hellions, he is doing it all wrong with this.

>>90335099
Introducing marvel's new villain Guy Fieri

>>90335372
>Sam isnt there
Wow, I didn't think he was getting killed off this soon.

>>90335119
>black teenager Spiderman. Doesn't DC also have a black teenager version of a light-hearted hero in a red suit that likes to make jokes to lighten the mood in the Teen Titans?
Not to mention he's an insult to anyone who cares about the character who came before him.
Marvel always copies DC in the worst ways.

>>90335117
This is about as sophisticated as Captain Planet's villains maniacally cackling about how they want to pollute the planet. Transparent strawman villains who act as mouthpiece for all the things the writer doesn't like.

>>90335455

x men gold will have an All New Pyro (and Avalanche) I wouldnt mind if its this dude.

>>90335186
They're trying to reclaim it. They want to flip it on their head and turn it into an insult for conservatives. That's how we end up with tortured story tweets on Twitter - stuff like "'These liberal snowflakes are twisting the country into one big safe space', says the meth-hick as he shoots out his TV in rage, and then prays for Trump to make things better."

It seems like the next few years in America will consist of political groups literally trading insults. We're gonna need timelines for this shit at some point.

>>90335050
One is great and the other is, Champions.

>>90335300
"Triggered" does not mean "someone who doesn't like something".

It means someone having a mental breakdown because of some opinion or fact that they don't like.

Conservatives don't unironically go "IM LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW, I NEED TO LEAVE THE INTERNET FOR AWHILE" because they read something supporting gay rights on Twitter.

>>90334934
>no powers
Cho's literally bulked out, come on now

>>90334901
That first line from Miles is everything wrong with this book. First there's the "we're lit" where Waid is trying way too hard to talk like the young people, which he immediately follows up with a quip about eating crow, an expression I'm pretty sure a young person has NEVER used.

He's just the wrong fit for this book in so many ways

>>90335364
>>mind control homeless people into fighting each other after burning their tents because lulz
Are you implying this isn't something a group of superpowered assholes would do?

This reads like a really garbage after school special
>villains are young hip kids like you
>but they lack principles and hate the environment and poor people for reasons
>they also really-really hate our activist heroes and blame it all on them!
>tune in next week for a cameo b from a slightly popular celebrity and the muppets
>what do you mean this isn't the 90s?

>>90335372

#LIT

>>90334998
>you will never be squished by a giant Kamala

y live

>>90335470
Fuck, Captain Planet is a sophisticated literary work compared to this.

>>90335372
>fight against inequality and fear. Exactly what this fictional world needs.
>no other hero or teams have done this before

>new hope of marvel now
wew

>>90334795
So i'm not sure

Are these waid's characters or whitley's characters?

>>90335072
>Blue-haired lady
Please let it be Surge let it be Surge let it be Surge
>>>90335117
It's not Surge. Goddamn it.

>>90335072
>the Champions do the financial elite's jobs for them by defending their divide-and-conquer tolerance policies
>the elite gets pissed off about this and makes cartoonishly evil anti-Champions for some reason
This is so insane on so many levels including the meta ones.

>>90335115
Eh I'm sure that there is a way to make PMC or the likes do the police job in America and get away with it.

>>90335249
These guys are embarrassingly uneccssarily evil, but it really says something about this book that I'd rather read a comic about these assholes getting a redemption arc than read about the Champs continue to be that preachy self-righteous Lisa Simpsons

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How can Waid have such a lack of self-awareness?

>>90335099
>When you relocate the homeless to FLAVORTOWN!

>>90335072
>>90335099
>the rich elites are all white
What did Waid mean by this?

>>90335868
What did you mean by this?

>tfw I used to hate Carnage and liked teenage heroes
It's funny how things change.

>>90335484
>We're gonna need timelines for this shit at some point.

But we already live in the memetic timelime.

>>90335936
Thankfully.

Why would a bunch of super heroes wear pads for paintball?

>>90335572
you're all trees!

>>90335975
Why would anyone play paintball in the first place when strikeball offers a superior gunfight experience?

>>90335372
This is such self-fellation.

The entire team just exists to slap down blatant strawmen and masturbate in a shallow manner to their own 'virtue' or 'enlightenment' while not actually doing anything worthwhile or lasting in terms of their actions, but since the writer is essentially god he just drops everything in their laps regardless.

>>90334901
I hate Waid so fucking much and I hate this fucking book.

>>90336026
>This is such self-fellation.
Between this and America I'm noticing a pattern here.

>>90335627
>>the Champions do the financial elite's jobs for them by defending their divide-and-conquer tolerance policies
Is that really what you believe the financial elite want? They don't give a fuck about tolerance or whatever, all they care about is the bottom line. "Divide and conquer" doesn't benefit them.

>>90335501
Yes they do. Both sides do it. both sides are filled with autists that scream as loud as they can. The new generation is the worst. they have a side it's the RIGHT side no opposing viewpoints allowed on the biggest echo chamber on earth.

>>90335455

They actually made that joke in the Monsters Unleashed tie-in.

>>90335099

oh shit it's that one kid from middle school that liked Linkin Park and Korn

>>90335099
This makes me physically angry how much page space Waid/Ramos is wasting on the book.

>>90335420
No, you're thinking of Rightclops, AKA the Scott Summers you've known since the 60s who only wanted what's best for Mutant Kind, and died heroically fighting Black Bolt (But didn't really die that way)

THIS is the young Scott Summers, brought from the past along with the rest of the original X-Men by Beast because 1) Current Cyclops was a nazi 2) Current Jean Grey is dead 3) Current Iceman wasn't gay 4) Current Angel is currently Archangel and doesn't have the hots for X-23 5) Current Beast is a Inhuman sympathizer. After the events of CWII (And I guess IvX) he joins up with the Champions because they need mutiefags buying the book.

What other comic has the bravery to tell you that forcing two hobos to fight each other is bad?
#woke #champions

>>90334795

Wait, is the Gwenpool and corrupt sheriff story over already?

>>90336289
Bumfights are a noble past-time, the sport of hobo-kings!

>>90335099
>Why do these rich elites hate the Champions
oh anon, did you forget that being rich=being evil?

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>>90335099
>fire powers
>fire themed attire

>>90335219
>>90335249
>>90335191
>>90335168

Perhaps this is just me, but, wouldn't it be better if you made these kids poor who are being paid a shit ton of money to do this and they don't honestly like the things they are being paid to do, but they really need the money? Perhaps they are trying to help their families, or you could do some """"brilliant"""" social commentary on student debts and have them be college students doing this just so that they can afford college?

>>90336298
It was just one issue, so yeah.

>>90336298
Wasn't it meant to be a "small backwards town" controlled by a racist sheriff instead of a more organised law enforcement but it somehow still contained a massive amount of stuff like mosques and other faiths temples and multiple steroetypical 'liberal' things you'd find in a major city all being brought up by the main characters as sites of heinous racism (another attempt by the writer to show how topical and socially-aware he is by cramming them all in at once when it makes no sense?)

>>90335249
These guys are comically evil. God damn, Waid is such a hack.

>>90334998
>Your peripheral vision sucks
>I KNOW
Okay I giggled

>>90336150
Divide and conquer is exactly what secures the bottom line.
The native majority white people don't have the time to start asking questions about lobbying, bribes, mass data theft and espionage, and so on when they're busy being at eachothers throats about blacks, muslims, feminism and faggots. The bankers and politicians are purposefully keeping people at the edge of their pain tolerance, high enough to not focus on the crooks running the show, but not high enough for an open revolt against the control system.

That's why the elite hate the internet and the freedom of speech so much, they're factors beyond their control and risk tilting the balance of their ant farm by increasing the pain by knowledge.

>>90335081
>Paintballs can kill

What the fuck man, are you made from wet toilet-paper?

>>90336854
That doesn't really make much sense and sounds pretty paranoid.

>>90336854
>The native majority white people don't have the time to start asking questions

You're more racist than anything i've seen on /pol/.

Think about your life and where you want to go, sort yourself the fuck out.

>>90334855
>>90334881
So a barely functional team of teens organized all of this?

lol no.

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>>90336327
Those damn bleeding-hearts already took my bear-baiting - if they touch my bumfights, the streets will run red with blood!

>>90335249
>"Punching down is what we do."

I literally groaned out loud when I read that trash!

>>90336854
Found the communist.

>>90337292
I'm so sick of this whole "punching up/down" catchphrase the book is running with.

Its like that whole "you're on the wrong side of history" spiel.

>>90336439
That would require a level of depth that Waid is completely incapable of reaching. Much easier to make a set of Captain Planet tier villainous strawmen to make the Champions™ look right-er by comparison.

>>90334934
>teenaged cyclops is around
>yet it's fuck kamala as leader

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>>90335346
>>90335398
That's the power of RAMOS

>>90335117
But neither of those things are illegal.

How are these bad guys again?

>>90336482
It was a county, not a town.

>>90337599
They're rich, so how could they not be evil?

>>90334947
I am now glad I clicked on this shitshow of a thread.

>>90335117
Whats the writer going to put on their next job sheet so you "Know they are the bad guys"?

>Alright bros, its either murder puppies
>or
>Steal candy from babies

>>90335072
Will there be a single bad guy (a REAL bad guy... the true, mundane evil behind the scenes bad guy) who isn't a white man?

I'm leaning "no."

>>90337654
Cho's rich. Probably even richer than these guys.

If Waid makes him secretly a villain, I would not at all be surprised.

I've read PSA comics more nuanced than this. The first part was fun though. I wish Cho and Kamala were not so OOC but I like superheroes having fun outside of crime fighting.

>>90337725
Stop reading Marvel SJW trash and read the new Flintstones.

Their appliances have more depth than anyone in this comic.

>>90337785
At first I was gonna say Cho couldn't be evil since he's a minority, but then I remembered some of the Evil Champions weren't white.
I'm kinda surprised Waid would make minority characters that are evil.

>>90334901
>we're lit
>we've gone viral
>monitoring the web for any unethical use of the name "champions"

Listen, I'm as liberal as they come but this book comes across as the worst of progressive Twitter trying to be cool and 30 years younger than it actually is. It's so tone deaf that it's unsettling and makes it a goddamn chore to read.

This would be like Chuck Austen trying to write a book about youtube personalities.

>>90334831
>Champions #1.MU
Was that storytimed anywhere?

>>90334934
>no powers
>Hulk still hulked out and Nova flies away

Ramos, I don't blame you for not reading the script either.

>>90334934
>hulks out

Why would you want to make yourself a bigger target?

>>90338182
Too egotistical (stupid) >>90334963

>>90334795
thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ahHWROn8M0

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>>90334901
>Gone Viral
>We're lit.
>How's the crow taste, Hulk?

One of these is not like the others. One of these doesn't belong.

Hint: don't mix millennial terminology with an idiom from the Dust Bowl generation.

It doesn't work.

>>90335310
This has to be one of dumbest frame attempts ever.

>>90338117
Last week, yeah. It was way less shitty than this book.

>>90338134
They majority voted for powers.

>>90334901
Is WAID incapable of writing teenagers

Did Ronco ever make that comic where Kid Nova finally tapped Vi?

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>>90335168
>It's a party, guys. For you.

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>>90336284
"Rightclops" died because of a peanut allergy, mate. Sorry that Beast outlived that piece of shit.

Now if you are talking about the real Cyclops, then yes, I do miss him and his adorable insecurities.

>>90335115
Actually...Trump had an executive order to allow you to run over any protesters if they're on a road/street.

>>90336385
And? Why the fuck wouldn't you want to wear a flame shirt if you had fire powers?
I'd personally go with a sexy fireman outfit.

>>90334795
At least they have a good theme song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIfAkOBMf5A

>>90338446
Four words: Luke Cage Netflix Show

>>90335329
>ytmnd
That brings back memories

>>90335310
They might as well say
>Jesus Christ raped me
I mean, you would believe that if a rundom bum told you that, wouldn't you?

>>90335117
So is WAID writing a kids book with adult themes here?

>>90334855
>Manchester Alabama

This series is much, much worse than the previous instance of this creative team writing that municipality.

>>90339260
Jesus wept.

>>90339280
What adult themes? These guys are like something out of a Saturday morning cartoon

>>90335310
Isn't a large part of this comic about how the police and establishment don't serve the needs or acknowledge the problems of the poor and downtrodden? If this ends up going with the police believing the tramps and trying to arrest the Champions comprised mainly of teenagers who at the very least have some disposable income to go paint balling then Waid has broken his own- I have put way to much thought into this.

>>90335772
Hell they are way more diverse in terms of powers and looks. I would like to see them more as each appears to be a different flavor of asshole.

>>90336284
I meant "dead" as he was shot by Nova and shouldn't be allowed to help Viv.

Bump, so others can read this mess

>>90334975
Honestly that just seems in poor sport for a paintball game. It'd be like someone in a boxing match suddenly breaking out a katana or something. Everyone else just used their powers defensively till there.

>>90340823
But I refuse.

>>90339558
I don't know if the Champions will actually get arrested, but this accusation from 2 random hobos will somehow get taken seriously by the internet and become viral, prompting the Champions to investigate, I guarantee it.

>>90335117
cass is a qt, I approve of this comic now

>>90334881
>Self defense teacher looks like a cop in riot gear

This is so deep.

>>90334998
Cyclops is handicapped, his vision "suckin" is not his fault.

IT

JUST

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>>90334901
>Slovakia
>Slavs listening to a Muslim girl, a black teen from NY, and a green mutant

Waid pls

>>90335186
Snowflake = someone who wants to appear as super-special and vindicated in their views.

Political spectrum notwithstanding.

>>90335117
>Getting people to leave property that doesn't belong to them is bad
Man, that's the dumbest thing ever. It's like Waid just heard the term "Squatter's Rights" and took it literally.

>>90339153
I'm not sure what's worse: that the cops believed the frame-ups (despite Cage having an easily-confirmable alibi), or that they just dropped all charges after Cage was brought to the precinct and said "nah, I wasn't around". Why even go through all the trouble of catching him, when the doctor chick and the cop chick and some shopkeeps could confirm his innocence beforehand?

>>90339558

Yes. Yes you have put much thought into it.

>>90339153
Nope, random hobos yelling that the Champions did it and people taking them seriously is worse.

>>90342827
Mind controlling two hobos to punch eachother and sending them to tell the cops the Champions beat them up, what a grand evil plan.

>>90338995
ironic, I like it

We could have had a comic about a team of young and idealistic heroes learning that the world isn't always good vs evil. Instead we get "we're lit".

>>90334795
How long before we get the Avengers vs. Champions fight? I wonder what reason Waid will contrive for the conflict.

HOLD THE FUCK UP

Last issue ended with them about to face a crowd in a little racist town. Gweenpool was there. Shouldn't we get at least some sort of resolution to that?

>>90343178
Kamala managed to learn that lesson in a single issue of her solo. Clearly, it didn't stick.

>>90343623
That's probably somewhere down the line in Generations

Why does Ramos get paid to make such shit tier artwork?

I mean fucking Christ. The giant surfboard teeth, the mantis people proportions, shovel noses, gaping/snarling mouths. This book could have a genuinely good writer behind it, and Ramos would still drag it to shit tier.

>>90335099

Bobby Flay guy is my favorite freelancer.

>>90343943
Resolutions are for teams that actually do something, so no.

>>90335073
blame it on the hulk radiation

>>90344222
DEADLINES

>>90335073
>Cho had ten times more dignity back when he was C-list.

I mean holy shit. From Herc's understudy to dumb Douche Hulk.

>>90343943
>>90344308
Lol who cares they're #lit now

>>90344549
Yes, those youngsters are indeed...

uh...
Balling?

>>90334901
>we've gone viral
>we're lit
can't anyone stop Waid?

>>90335503
>>90338134

But they chose powers...

>>90339558
You've put more though in this than the writer did that's for sure.

>>90345170
Trump.

>>90345170
Waid becomes more powerful the more out of touch he is.

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>>90345246
>implying Trump can do anything when the Inquisitor already has him under his power

>>90335099
>The adventures of a muscular cute girl with a fire house and fucking Guy Fieri

FUCK champions I want to read about these two in wacky racist adventures

>>90345352
As long as we get 1 bum fight every 2 or 3 issues, I'd read every issue.

>>90335300
>guaranteed replies

>>90338911
Then maybe the retards shouldn't be blocking a street without a permit.

>>90336181
Come on, conservatives have their own brand of fuckery but they're not usually the sensitive types that get PTSD from someone wiping their ass with the flag or something. They're also much less likely to protest, and when they do it's usually more like an orderly gathering.

>>90335249
I've literally seen more subtlety from Captain Planet villains.

>>90334934
Poor Nova's self esteem took a lot of hits over the years.

>>90340975

Admit it, you'd be more likely to watch boxing if you knew that could happen.

>>90334963
Isn't Sam supposed to be a decent strategist or are they still ignoring the entire first volume of Sam's run.

>>90335461
I seriously doubt they're killing him off when the series he share with Richard still has him in it.

>>90338106
And that it has ramos' vomit inducing art is so fitting.

>>90335099
Is a superpowered team really need just to deallocate some hobos?

>>90335504
What the ever loving fuck HAPPENED to Waid? Holy God, he was such a good writer!

Nigga wrote Kingdom Come, for fuck's sake!

Now the shit he writes is exactly why I'm embarrassed for people to find out that I enjoy comic books.

>>90335168
>>90335191
>>90335219
>>90335249
>>90335280
>>90335310
Jesus Christ that was just groan inducing. I'm so glad that I dropped this book when I did because it really ain't getting any better

>>90346598
You mean the series that's already selling cancellation numbers and will be lucky to survive 6 issues? I doubt that'll be a problem.

>>90334947
THAT'S MY PURSE

>>90347307
They were hired by corporate elites to remove the hobos. Most likely the corporate elites planned to seize control of the property, and the bums stood in their way.

I feel like the worst part of Waid's descent into shitdom is everyone at Marvel saying, "Oh, don't worry, they're just Anonymous trolls over at the hacker board known as 4chan... you're a shining star of talent and aren't the purple streaks in my sidecut just to die for? Let's go watch Steven Universe, yay!"

Waid, man, I'm not a troll or alt-right or whatever... bro, I'm an old, old man on the internet who's loved your work since, like, the 90s. This shit is BAD, it's cringey, it's out of touch with the kids and I know because I work with them every day and there's not a one of them who wouldn't laugh at you for Miles calling the Champions going viral "lit." Stop trying to write like a kid talks. Kids don't TALK like that. Kids try to sound older than they are, and 9 times out of 10 the pop culture references they're dropping are as unhip as anything us old farts would say. Miles would be way more likely to make a 5 Nights at Freddy's or a Minecraft reference than he would call something "lit," for fuck's sake.

>>90347453
>What the ever loving fuck HAPPENED to Waid?
He swallowed the blue pill. Just look at his social media presence. Last year he offered up a safe space at his booth for a comic con he attended, for anyone afraid of getting bullied or triggered by Trump's candidacy.