why didn't he just call it bob's paella?

>>90324105
people dont know what paella is dude. bob's crowd is not really high-brow.
also paella takes a long time to make
it is fucking delicious though. i find it surprising bob doesn't know how to make it, considering it's really simple and it seems like something he'd make being on the coast and all

>>90325074
Did I miss an episode? The episode I saw about Paella the last line is "I just remembered how to make paella"

>>90324105
Because Paella is a Spanish dish and Bob has French-Canadian origins.

>>90325831
oh yeah
but he forgot, briefly.
>>90325891
yeah but there's french and spanish alike in the caribbean where paella is really huge

>>90324105
>"Pa-Hey-Ya Burger"
>$5.95

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I think you're getting your characters voiced by H Jon Benjamin mixed up.

>>90326714
Doesn't Archer mention paella a couple of times too?

Saffron is not an economically feasible ingredient to base a business upon. You'd have to be growing it yourself or using something else.

>>90325891
More likely french-african, but he's completely american and probably has been for enough generations to leave no cultural remnants

>>90326834
chances are jon just likes saying that. they always let him improvise

>>90324105
Is it the burger of the day?

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>>90327515
>No Gene, Paella is not the burger of the day.
>Dad?
>Yes Louise?
>What is Paella?
>Well, Paella is a sort of food that you eat.
>You have no idea do you.
>I know what it is, its just that I haven't made it in forever.
>Made what in forever Bob?
>Oh hey Teddy.
>Dad doesn't know what paella is.
>Hahahaha. Oh that's rich.
>Teddy.
>Bob doesn't know what paella is.
>Stop
>Oh that's too good. Say Bob what is paella?
>I'm trying to tell you it's a type of...
>Ooooooooooh paella! We haven't had paella since that trip we took before our three little burger babies were born.
>Lynn I'm trying to remember
>Don't worry, I got it. It was 14 years long year agoooo
>What are you doing with your arms Lynn?
>I'm trying to make a memory flashback
>You look like you're having a funky stroke Mom
>Or like you're some sad inflatable tube guy
>Like that one down at the Wharf?
[horror sting cut to creepy clown inflatable tube]
>Ugh yes. THAT ONE.
>Kids, your mom doesn't look like an inflatable tube man.
>I could see it Bob
>Teddy please.
>No no! Linda, keep waving your arms!
>All right! It was 14 long years ago...
[door opens]
>Hey everyone
>Oh hey my little Tina, how was detention?
>It was fine, I got to sit behind Jimmy Jr.
[slow mo of Jimmy Jr's buttocks with shirtless macho horse men]
>Oh God.
>And then the water sprinklers went off because Ms Lebonze was smoking in the girls' bathroom
[sexy music starts playing again]
>No no no stop. Tina, your mother was about to tell us about that one time that her and I had paella.
>That Dad doesn't know what it is.
>Louise...
>Is she doing the inflatable tube arm thing again?
>And then some.
>Okay I'm in.
>All right Lynn, go ahead.
>14 long years ago, in this very resteraunt.
>Hey Lynn, do you know what Paella is?
>No friggin clue let's go get some.
>And then we had twelve bean burritos. The End.
>Huh
>Oh
>Hmm
>I expected nothing, and was not surprised Dad.
>Welcome to Life Louise.
[outro credits play]

>>90327948
Successfully read in all their voices.

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>>90327948
A fucking plus

Also, Older-Louise is now pure waifu

>>90327948
staggeringly in-character to the point that I had it genuinely confused with the actual episode where they mentioned paella.. which of course this would need to retcon

because you're such a good greensmith I want to just correct you on your spelling, if it's short for Linda, then it's just Lin

Hows the show been? Did they reveal what Louise looks like under her hat yet?

>>90328711
She probably looks like Linda.

>>90328711
You mean that she looks exactly like her mom without her bunny ears on and it drives her nuts because of whatever mommy complex she has is called? No, they didn't reveal that yet.

>>90328711
>>90328735
>>90328760
uh, it's not a mystery, she has hair under there. are you really that concerned about its style?