Tonight, it's Opposite Day, so act like your opposite self

>>90320964
I already lost.
The opposite me wouldnt be positing on 4chan.

I'm such a pussy beta who never has sex and nobody likes me

My life sucks, I really wish I could stop posting on 4chan and get some self-respect.

I'm posting in this thread.

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Woah I sure can't wait to draw this obscure character, both lewds and non-lewds, because I didn't waste my time dicking around and learned to draw good line art.

I'm totally going to learn useful roles instead of leeching as a dps tonight!

I don't regret anything and I'm pretty ok with how things have worked out. Also I haven't thought about killing myself all day

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I'm going to shitpost harder than i've ever shitposted before.

>>90320964
HEIL HITLER

>>90320964
I'm going to make a sincere effort to find a job, because I really want one.

I'm going out to a party tonight.

Boy, do I love my political party, [INSERT POLITICAL PARTY HERE]. Sure beats not giving a shit about politics. I get to schedule arguments about bullshit while spouting ill-adviced sources and buzzwords all the time, aren't I good at it?

>>90320964
I hate comics and cartoons