Paranatural Duckpond

>>90300502
Normally I'd hate a page like this for being basically filler but that 4th panel is just too funny.

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>>90300502
HOLY FUCK THAT'S AN ANDALITE FROM ANIMORPHS.

So, think she has actually borne witness to spirit shenanigans, or just crazy? If real, is she a harmless interloper or a dangerous sleeper agent?

>>90300502
>andalite
>duchovny
fantastic

>>90300502
Alright I'll admit it I laughed. Though if the entire year long note plot was just leading up to this...

The wait was worth it for simultaneous animorphs and xfiles references. You got something right for once

>>90300502
Post yfw it turns out she actually was abducted by aliens, and she's actually a protagonist in a completely separate story about a weird underground community of Mayview aliens that we will go into incredible and unnecessary detail about in Chapter 6 three years from now.

>>90301093
>story is called paranatural rather than supernatural
>you didn't think this would ONLY be about ghosts, did you?

Fug

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>>90301093

>>90300502
that fucking duchovny face

>>90301061

She's gonna describe some "lost time" experience that'll obviously be Hijack-related and give Max some insight about him.

>>90301683
My God that's the zaniest face I think I've ever seen.

>>90300502
This is dumb let's go back to flipping turtle

>>90300626
Wow, good eye.

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>>90300502
>Isaac is back, but in a flashback

>>90300626
You bastard

you brought back a wave of nostalgia in me that I've never felt before!

I'm gonna search my house to find any Animorphs novels and if I don't find it I'm blaming you

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>>90302714
...on the plus side, I like the shout-out to his Chapter 1 outfit.

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>>90300502
All these weeks.
Just
for
a
joke
with
funny faces

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>>90300502
is this a haruhi reference?

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remember this, though? i think there was another hint at some point, but i' too tired to find it

i'm betting she's a spectral. she saw everything and because she's so quiet, she didn't come to them until she noticed "paranatural" on their clubroom door, and she was raving about aliens. they probably tried to explain things, but it was too late

>>90303810
s fucking tired i forgot she says extraterrestrial in the fucking comic page so she can't be a spectral or she'd ave seen it said paranatural. nevermind

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>>90303681
Oh we're on months at this point, hell depending on if it turns out to be worth it lets say December 2015.

All this time has been wasted on the setup for another dumb joke.

FUCK YOU ZACK.

>>90305066
At this point he should just do a slice of life comic in this setting...

>>90303884
>dog humping his leg
I didn't notice it the first time

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>webcomic that's obviously about comedy, given the wordplay, faces, and in some cases, design
>"This was leading up to a joke???"
Never change, lads

>>90300502
>Andalite Ed
>Duchovny Spencer
Okay, the comic can end now. It isn't topping this.

>>90301093
Admittedly I'd be into that, not the snail-like pacing or the excess of wacky face that would definitely ensue, but like the concept.

unrelated supernatural phenomenon occuring in the same world is my shit

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>>90300626
I just caught that...

WACKY
A
C
K
Y

FACES
A
C
E
S

LEL
E
L

>*EDIT* Hey guys! I ended up not having time to finish an update for today after all. Sorry about that! It's been a bumpy month but I expect things to get more steady soon. Thanks for sticking with me! I'll have a page up for you all on Tuesday.

Will things ever get steady or will he keep lying?

>>90306648
I will say the 4th panel is pretty good though

>>90306394
Comedy is part of the mix, but we're supposed to follow a story here.
And the pacing and skipped updates do not help.

Zack 'my girlfriend is getting her wisdom teeth removed but I didn't know in advance ' 'the hack' Morrison

These jokes would be funnier if Zack didn't abuse them like cheap whores.

>>90300626
Oh god

Zack has good taste. It's too good to be true

>>90303810
Pretty sure Issac was talking about Dimitri.

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>>90300502
Oh for the sake of everloving fuck. It's another zany punchline with whacky faces.

I was actually kind of looking forward to a little bit of light drama, especially with the last page being an actually pretty good expedited characterisation and buildup of dramatic tension, but no, this fucking hack of a writer clearly just wants to constantly 'subvert expectations' and chain punchlines which sway back and forth across the line of mediocrity.

YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE, IT'S NOT A SUBVERSION IF YOU DO IT EVERY THREE FUCKING PAGES.

I'm done

Fuck this

I'm fucking done

>>90306394
That would only be true if this was purely a gag comic.

>>90307028
I'm just saying no big reveal pays off on this comic, that should be known now.
All the drama that does happen is sudden without dramatic anime lead-up.

>>90309852
>I'm fucking done
We've all said that countless times, anon

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>>90300502
>Fatso knows about spirits but operates outside of the club
oh thats neat
>Actually jk Fatso McPlump thinks its about ayy lmaos
Hmmmmmmmmmm not sure how to feel about this, Zack could play that in a bunch of different ways

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>>90307397
>oh darn my girlfriend is under the weather ha ha this is why I had to update late guys really ha ha I had to spend all day taking care of her lol

poor baby zack I hope that poor soul recovers from his girlfriend's wisdom teeth being removed

>>90301779
>Implying anything even remotely related to Hijack will ever come up again

>>90309852
>I'm done
>Fuck this
>I'm fucking done
See ya next thread.

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COME PLOT MOVE I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT

>>90307397
Wisdom teeth being removed suck but that in no way forces special care outside of not being the sort of jackass that INSISTS on trying to make the person talk then gets offended at the clear fact that said person has mastered the art of literally incoherent rage aimed at you via facial expressions alone.

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>mfw they pull an SU and the crazy theorist is actually right all along
>mfw all the paranatural shit is the work of aliens
The absolute madman

>>90306394
>implying

>>90311278
Don't worry though! He said he's gonna try real hard this time to stay on schedule!

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>>90314163
OH GOD MY WRIST

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Will there ever be a Cody centric arc?

>Zack legitimately impressed me last strip with that bait and switch (even if I called it, but had lost hope he might try to salvage this)

>but now the bait and switch, was in turn a bait and switch, and we're back to this being an anti-climatic waste of time

Zack is turning disappointing me into an artform, holy shit.

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>>90317442
I'm not dissapointed in Zack, I'm dissapointed in myself for expecting anything else.

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>>90300502
I really hope Zack has never seen the movie Mysterious Skin or this shit could get dark real fast. Pic related

>>90313766
What are you implying that I'm implying?

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>>90309852
>>90310197
>>90311743
We pack up after the "Spectral Brothers Combo Extravaganza" happens. Deal?

>>90300502
He actually managed to get her a bullspit excuse thats actually plausible, Damn you Zack

>Damn you