Characters that need to fuck
All three?
>>90297170
You monster, Holland could never replace Abigail
>>90297170
>Wanting Swamp Thing to fuck anyone but Abby
>>90297170
terrible
>>90297170
To bad Swamp Thing fucking hates Ivy
So are Alec and Abigail forever separated?
>>90297170
>>90297234
read the filename
>>90297369
The only time I've known them to interact was in the last bit of the recent JLI, and they got along pretty well, even if it was mostly "Holy shit, you're the Avatar of the Green!" "Yeah, and I'm kinda fucked up right now, lend a hand?"
>>90297439
Yes. They can't even touch
>>90297234
She has two holes down there for a reason, anon.
>>90297605
Deeep.
>>90297170
Yesespecially in front of Harley as Ivy teases her about how she could never satisfy her like the Green can.
>>90297645
this guy gets it
>>90297645
>not just spitroasting her
>>90297170
>>90297683
I knew there was a reason as to why this thread was created
>>90297683
Is Ivy enough of a femme fatale to even toy with her lesbian lover?
>>90297683
>thinking Harley/Ivy faggotry is canon
>thinking she isn't obsessed with The Joker
>>90297645
>>90297683
Please, Swamp Thing is too good for Ivy. She has to settle for a damn clown because Green Senpai will never notice her
>>90297170
She wishes.
>>90297770
>>90297799I know. I also know there is an anon here who's a huge Harley/Ivy shipper and gets really mad at this kinda shit.
I thought the two in the two in the back were the same character but different iterations of it?
>>90297857Not anymore. I just let it slide now. Getting too autistic I admit
>>90297909
that's Swamp Thing and Man-Thing
>>90297170
>>90298139
She really does need a good dicking.
>>90297170
Or get Batman and make it a threesome.
>>90298173
That's what everyone said, and then Tony finally did it, and it didn't change anything.
>>90298264
>Tony stark
>good dicking
>>90298264
Tony isnt that great in bed, they need Spider Man to take one for the team
>>90297170GREENED
>>90298330
In fairness, he's way out of his league in this one. It's an honor just to compete.
>>90298345
http://archiveofourown.org/works/8106118/chapters/21475469
>>90297857
There's more than one.
>>90298807
Yeah, but I'm talking about the one in the Injustice threads that ruined them for months with anti-character faggotry
Maria Hill and pretty much anybody. Hell give her Tony for a night he doesn't need to be awake.
>>90297170
>Man Thing
> Fucking a Red Head
....literal...and...metaphorical...burning bush...
>>90297170
>>90297170
DO IT YOU FUCKERS
She mopped a lot in her book
>>90297170
The Flash with pretty much anyone because he is apparently a life-size vibrator
Black Bolt and anybody. Medusa fucks Johnny and BB gets to sit a lone in a bar. Hell throw him Maria hill so they bond over losing their former positions of power.
>>90298264
>>90298139
>>90298173
We all know who the right man for the job is.
Ok show of hands, who wants a Swamp Thing/Poison Ivy edit of this?
>>90299783
Doesn't she have Mile's prepubescent dick now?
>>90299835
BB and Emma
>>90297170
BRAMBLED
>>90299850
( Please tell me that's an in-joke. )
I love/hate Maria Hill as much as the next anon but even she doesn't deserve to be in that long list of destroyed lives.
>>90299880
I fucking love this comic
>>90299880
Ayel
>>90300350
>implying a dicking from Cyke wouldn't purify her
>>90299888
If you honestly think Bendis won't drop the ship the moment he think up a new love interest for Miles, please refer to his entire Ultimate Spider-man run.
>>90298330
Tony just can't satisfy Gamora after she's ridden Ryder's dick.
>>90298330
>>90301958
>>90299703
The DCEU will save us.
>>90297170
But Man-Thing usually isn't even sentient.
>>90297799
SWAMPED.
Does Swamp Thing even have a dick? I mean, whenever he "fucked" Abby they did that weird mind meld shit.
>>90302325
I would assume he would do the same to ivy but since shes part plant it might be more intense
>>90302363
Is there any reason for him NOT to have a penis?
I've seen him reattach limbs. Surely he can cut a broccoli stock down to size and stick it there.
>>90302388
Can he control plantlife like Ivy? I wouldnt mind if tentacles became involve.
>>90302428
Not only can he control plant life the motherfucker is literally made of plants.
He can regrow new bodies.
>>90297170
I know how sex with Alec works, but can Man Thing mate?
>>90297298
Plenty of people have tasted his fruit, anon.
>>90302467
I've seen him grow wings and horns I'm sure he can grow a green penis, hell he can grow two + tentacles among other things.
>>90302467
At the same time? My knowledge on Swampthing is limited.
>>90299880
That Orc is a total G.
>>90302501
Dude, go read Alan Moore's run right now it's his greatest work.
>>90302501
He does it to travel some times. He'll leave a body and then grow a new one in a new location.
You should really read the Alan moore run, man.
>>90302498
I'm just saying, it's weird that him and Abby only ever fucked via eating the weird fruit. You'd think Swampy would indulge her.
It's not like it's alien to him. He thought he was Alec for a long time.
>>90297605
>>90297170
I'd like to imagine Ivy is tsundere or whatever for Swamp Thing. She should attack him all the time as a way of getting his attention and trying to seduce him.
>>90302582
Every time this image is posted it gets smaller and smaller until its only a few pixels wide. The poster will claim its perfectly readable but in reality they're illiterate
>>90303210
Doesn't he think she's a crazy nutter?
>>90297683
BIG
>>90303264
He'll be the crazy nutter afterwards
>>90298945
Yeah but the anon who storytimed all of the comic few weeks back was also a shipping fag.
Unless they are one and the same.
>>90299880
I love everything about this artists and his sense of humor.
It's also good that his sequel series is basically like something /co/ would come up with.
>>90302582
This fucking thing ALWAYS makes me bust a gut.
>>90303548
do they fug
>>90303638
A very similar situation to the Orc and Elf one.
He's a stoic hero and she became a super villain to be close to him and eventually hook up.
The joke is how most usual situations get undercut by her massive crush on him and his inability to cope with it.
Also her villainous organization is filled with dorks too.
>>90299799
>multiverse
>not speed force
>>90299880
I'd love that