Poppy O'possum

UPDATES DO NOT WORK TAHT WAY

>What's wrong with Morbo
He's a furfag, they're prone to suicide.

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>>90288009
update tonite

>>90288009
send him money, that usually makes him come out of whatever depression he has.

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He literally didn't update because he couldn't get a shower

>>90290728
How do you even know that.

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>>90290781

>>90290809
I'll scrub you Morbi.

>>90290809
thats alright morbman

more hellmouth when

>>90290809
The very same thing is happening where I live, but I live in a third world country.

>>90288009
Par for the course.

Why do you need a shower, it's not like he works at a McDonalds and has to be presentable, unless he goes to a Starbucks to show everyone his porn.

He's a lazy piece of shit who uses any excuse to get out of doing any actual work (not that he needs any excuse to not do work, but if he has even the slightest excuse he'll use it).

Just give up on the webcomic already. Everyone else has.

>>90292034
>He's a lazy piece of shit who uses any excuse to get out of doing any actual work
So he's /ourguy/

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>>90291965
>implying you have to take a shower to be presentable in a Seattle Starbucks

>>90292034
I'm sorry, but no matter how hard I've given up on Poppy, I've already been hooked into the fantasy lesbian telenovela garbage, and I'll see it through to the end.

>>90292034
Tell me o great one

How do I stop being a lazy piece of shit all day and play all these games?

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>>90292034

>making threads without an update
The fuck is wrong with you people

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>>90292357
Does this count as a update?

>>90290809

Fucking artists man.

Getting money off art commissions on the internet is not making a fucking living. I'm so goddamn sick of hearing internet artists baww every time they can't make ends meet.

Get a fucking part time job, work that part time job until your art lands you actual, steady income.

>>90292442
don't be jelly.

(that means jealous)

>>90292442
He makes $640 per week assuming he actually fucking delivers

>>90292442
That sounds more like "my water main is broken and I'm pissed off" than "a bloo bloo they turned off my water."

let's be honest here, morbi sucks

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>>90292759
Yeah, he sucks dick.

>>90292874
also he draws like shit, he should have stayed drawing porn

>>90292909
>his drawing sucks
>so he should draw instead

>>90292958
people will fap to a toats with the shape of a vagina

>Morbi moves to seattle
>propane truck overturned on the one major freeway that runs through the heart of seattle
>traffic stuck for hours
>overflow jamming seattle city streets, also causing gridlock for hours

lol

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>seattle

>>90293399
Considering he used to live in Florida, it's an improvement

>>90292560
>640 per week assuming he actually fucking delivers
You still make it sound like he updates more than he actually does.

>>90293426
I know, i just wanted to reference that scene.

hell i live in brazil and even i think florida is a boring-ass place.

>>90293505
He does 'reward comisions' that I think we've never seen.

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>>90293585

I HOPE MORBI IS OKAY
I'M TIRED OF MY FAVOURITE WEBCOMIC CREATORS NOT BEING OKAY
LIKE THAT ONE SKELETON GUY WHO TURNED OUT TO N O T B E O K A Y
THAT WAS SUCKY

>>90292034
> He's a lazy piece of shit

Morbi in a nutshell.

>>90293585
Sometimes they get posted in these threads, like Midna in a sling-bikini and that pic of the Floran Seven Samurai.

>>90290809

surprise surprise a neet isnt happy and pandering to the internet for money isnt lucrative when you make webcomics

I'd still probably do Mary.

Even if she'd never call back and she'd always fail to remember my name.

In fact that's kinda hot, being used like that...

>>90295582
Mary wouldn't really be a very good girlfriend.

Though having her as a friend with benefits would be great.

>>90293555
Is Brazil known for being boring or something? I've heard it be called a shitty place to live but not because its boring.

>>90295582
>Not Petunia
She has all that suppressed love to give, awkwardly experimenting all her dreams and kinks.

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>>90292034

>I'm doing a buffer
Yeah sure, we all have seen how useful his buffers are

I'm gonna go out and get some grub, but while I'm away any requests?

>>90296335
try to ram your car into a tree

>>90292112
This.

Its not like an Everett or Bellingham Starbucks.

>>90296181
Well, i'm not sure about the rest of the country, but i lived in the capital (Brasília) for quite a long time and its pretty damn boring.

I felt Florida was similar in a way, but at the same time worse in some aspects (then again i was just in a few places in orlando, can't speak for the rest of the state).

>>90296318
I remember like two years ago when he went on a +2 month hiatus because he wanted to build up a buffer.

It ran out after a month or so, his lazy ass only managing to make around 5 pages before he realized he was taking too long.

Also, in those same last two years, I believe it's been 2/3 hiatuses, 1/3 actual updates, and that's counting that time he went to just weekly updates because "muh lack of motivation".

I mean, he's not Meek gal or the ganster cats gal-bad, but he's getting there.

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>>90290809

You know what I think.

Morbi just needs a well established significant other in his life.

He could do all the art and work he wants while his husband pays the bills and in return he can give sloppy blowjobs and spread his short stack ass for lovely dickings.

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>>90296335
Kit in all PPE (Personal Protective Equipment) with the words "Use PPE Dumbshits!" around her head

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>>90296999

>>90296957
i volunteer

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>>90297051
Fantomet did say Poppy was Kit's newest security blanket.

>>90296957
Dude he just wants a shower of the golden variety

>>90297269

knowing his personality i bet he couldn't get hobbos to do it.

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>>90297269

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>>90296385
Jokes on you I don't have a car

>>90296999
I saw that hazmat suits are a type of PPE and got side tracked

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>>90297483

>>90296225
This. I want to tease her over the bald spot and get beaten to a pulp at sanic speeds right after.

>>90292034
I dunno, that kind of appeals to me on a personal level. Also its not like I don't have other things to do in the mean time.

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>>90296225
>>90297846
Petunia is very powerful. Are you sure you can handle her?

>>90298164
I know what she wants. Spoilered for extreme content.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1SF7G9UjVi0

>>90298228
That's probably how she got her bald spot

>>90298164
She might be strong, but she is submisive with everyone. I'd be the man in the relationship

>>90298539
Stay away from my wife!

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>>90292442

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>>90297483
>I don't have a car
Why you lying, Ayshker?

>>90295582
Imagine shifting back and forth on top of a whole bed full of soft warm titties. It'd be like laying on ball bearings, but a million times better.

>>90296393
>Bellingham starbucks

I was never in a bellingham starbucks that wasn't full of hungover western students. And I say that having been a former hungover western student.

So I guess no update today because Morbi is dying again? Morbo pls stop dying. I just want to read your magical furry web fiction.

>>90299583

If only he didn't give up on Florida

>>90300590

Oh, please. America has given up on Florida.

>>90300563
Morbi silently changed the update schedule to Tue/Fri at some point when he "came back" from hiatus.

>>90300613

It's still better than Washington

>>90300630
Oh right I forgot. No wonder this thread seems out of place.

Do you guys remember that time when kazarad ceased to exist?

>>90300649

Go ahead and type, "Florida Man" into any search engine. I'll wait.

>>90300665
I remember legends of a time when Kaz did anything but make excuses and drunkstream crayon doodles for cash.

>>90300668
Washington is a meme state, though.

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>>90297699
I'll make it up with a more sincere attempt

>>90300668

Florida doesn't have ANTIFA

>>90300744
at kit in general that is, not your specific request

>>90300765
Florida single handedly makes up 50%of the United States's crime.

>>90300805
Proof? Google says you're a liar.

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>>90300805

Statistically not true!

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>>90300744
Saved both dude.

>>90300862
Nice lack of source there

http://www.worldatlas.com/articles/the-most-dangerous-states-in-the-u-s.html

What kind of retarded US map doesn't even include Alaska, the number 1 state in violent crime? Florida is number 5 and Cali is number 17, by the way.

>>90300948

Congratulations, you just moved your goalpost, and you were never even right in the first place.

And why are you mentioning California? Nobody cares about your commie state.

>>90301043
>Congratulations, you just moved your goalpost, and you were never even right in the first place.
Different anon completely.

>And why are you mentioning California?
Because your image incorrectly colors it in- through MS Paint from the looks of it- as the most crime filled state by an obscene majority.

Which suggests that the whole thing was swiped from some retarded propaganda website, possibly Breitbart or a similar affiliate.

Would you a Poppy?

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>>90300905
man this was a lot easier to do and look decent on paper