Preschool Thread

I gotta admit, having Nick Jr. on can be very relaxing. I like Bubble Guppies. Mike the knight isn't bad. Everything else is too bland tor me to have an opinion on. except mlp which I still like.

>>90275079
>smut artist gets older
>settles down
>has kids
>suddenly lolicon and toddlercon out of nowhere
Dem preschool toons have some hot bitches, I tell you what.

>>90275123
MLP is more like 6 to 10 or so.

>>90275367
It's just a meme, and if we learned anything in the past year, it's that memes matter more than reality.

>>90275386
Thought it was being serious and not a barney joke
I been here since I was like 11 don't worry.

>>90275386
>>90275401
>newfags being newfags
It was first ironic, then to troll because some people had autistic rage reactions to it, then for meme mining, then people liked a lot of the songs, and then there was a lot of OC, then there was porn and then the autists came and it went down hill.

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>>90275079

>>90275442
How am I a new fag? I was here when ponies used to be everywhere,Crash Canyon was on everybody's mind and AT was still cool.

>>90275466
It's not just physical, it's also a state of mind. Now post some cartoons for toddlers, nigger.

>>90275442
I'm saying people call MLP a preschool cartoon because it's a meme to call it such. MLP was never a preschool cartoon.

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>>90275442
It wasn't ironic, people liked it since the very beginning.

>>90275596
It was a genuinely good show. Was being the operative word. Had it been the same show, with original characters not related to My Little Pony, /co/ would never have had reason to hate on it like they did.

>>90275590
>a meme
A forced meme, attempted by a literally autistic literal retard AKA Barneyfag.

>>90275079

>What do you watch with your kids?

Fuck off. I'm 21

Also
>implying a girl would let me stick my peepee in her special place

>>90275651
/co/ hated it because 2 out of every3 threads were mlp during its peak. Su and Star get shit on when they have more than one thread up.

>>90275079
Paw Patrol, cute and funny

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The Lion Guard has 21 minute episodes that focus on a singular story in each episode. In some ways, it treats its plots with more respect than Cartoon Network's TV PG cartoons.

>>90275651
>Was being the operative word
Aw, get over yourself. Don't act as if the first season had anything going on over the latter seasons besides the novelty factor.

>>90276083
I just feel like, when Twilight became an alicorn princess, it was a slap in the face to what Lauren Faust originally envisioned. She left the show citing a loss of creative control. It was clear that Hasbro wanted to push the show in specific directions to sell more toys.

Maybe the newer episodes are okay. Maybe the writers are still doing a decent job telling stories. But it would be the equivalent of painting a beautiful picture and then adding in the McDonalds logo into the background. It's still a good picture, but you've sold out.

My niece loves paw patrol. It's not bad so I guess I lucked out. Also likes some show about a dragon that looks like it has a purposely low frame rate to give it a claymation feel. Can't remember it's name but pretty sure it's a sprout show.

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>>90275444
>>90276074
>>90275123
Good taste

>>90276842
>>90276875
how does it feel being the only one that cares anymore?

>>90276842
>>90276875
>1 Emmy
>10 nominations
The deluded faggot here is you.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0144701/awards

>>90275596
Wow, /co/ discussion used to be good!

>>90277287
>>90277095
t. degenerate

>>90277005
Feels good not being a degenerate.

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>>90278100
>thinks he's not a filthy degen
>posts on 4chan

>>90278100
no no, this level of obsession is certainly unnatural. my friend

>>90276074
I work around kids and this show and Paw Patrol are probably the most popular show among the little kids that come by my stand. Well, and those bizarre as fuck nursery rhymes on YouTube, but I'm not gonna count those.

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>>90275596

>>90275079
Zeeta could get it

>>90278907
Doc McStuffins seems pretty big as well.

It's weird how most people still think of Dora the Explorer when they think about preschool animation, but Dora hasn't been relevant in years. They tried to re-invent Dora a few years back but it didn't work out.

>>90275778
>peepee
>special place
Think you reversed those age digits, anon.

>>90279390
>he doesn't want to stick his thingy in a girl's you-know-what
Wow

>>90279002
I mean it's tecnically still popular, but from what Ive seen it's definitely just a backburner show now. And that new one tried to hard to capitalize of the Bratz phenomenon

>>90279358
how old are you barneyfag?

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>>90278982
It only helps that she's voiced by Lacey Chabert

>>90282264
>I only watch shows with my kid if I can be sexually aroused

>>90279453
>thingy
>you-know-what
Yeah, scratch that. I'm not even sure if you've turned 12 yet.

Fucking cunts ruined Shimmer & Shine with CG garbage. Not only they took a shit on a cute little artstyle, they've also completely changed the formula introducing some forced villain, giving Leah and Zack genie powers and other bullshit I won't mention.

Opening song and song that plays during the summoning are so good.

What do you think about this one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3cowOYv9wA

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>>90275079
>What do you watch with your kids?

>>90285260
Why did they do that? It went from a cute little show to generic garbage, my kids don't like it anymore and it should be shitcanned soon

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made even funnier when you realize Goldie is the same voice as Kenzie from Saints Row.

>>90285260
I actually think it got better.

>>90278733
Some are more degenerate than others

>>90282774
We had a rec thread for that recently.

>>90285896
I actually really like this one. I saw an episode where everyone kept reminding her she's only friends with bear because she broke into his house

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>>90275079
"We're LaLaLoopsy" was actually pretty enjoyable, and I don't even have kids.

It's comfy. and Storm E. Sky is a fucking babe with avoice of gold

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>>90275079
Puffin Rock is fucking adorable

>>90293515
Y-you too?

>>90275079
>me
>procreating

>>90285260
I knew somebody who was involved in making this show who said that animating it in 2D was a pain in the ass and it should've been a CG show to begin with.

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I finally found out what this show was, from a few weeks back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hX9A6V6pWXQ

>>90294309
Is that what happened to my beloved Angelina Ballerina?

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stephen fry has a comfy voice

>>90275590
Yes it is

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>Normally not into lolli's
>two two are making me aroused
>mfw

>>90275079
>Created by Greg Weisman

Any keikakus?

>will never find a girlfriend that wants to settle down and have a family with.

>>90275079

That shit is literally impossible to fap to, or even make rule 34 of it.

>>90298085
>That shit is literally impossible to fap to, or even make rule 34 of it.

Stop. You'll only encourage them, and you know it.

My 2.5 year old is obsessed with Max & Ruby, Peppa Pig, Toupee and Binoo and Ben & Holly's Little Kingdom.

>>90276083
>Don't act as if the first season had anything going on over the latter seasons besides the novelty factor.

Season 4 was the best season and the season 5 finally was fucking dope, but most of season 5 sucked and season 6 was utter garbage. As someone who used like the show alot, its gone way down hill lately.

>>90275123
I'm shamelessly going to agree here. Got into Nick Jr. when I had the flu and was just too sick to change the channel. Peppa Pig and Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom are my favorite shows. They're so comfy.

>>90275207
>Dem preschool toons have some hot bitches, I tell you what
Indeed.

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Justin Time.

But its kind of sad because the kid just hangs out with two imaginary friends all day on adventures. One is a little yellow monster thing, and one is a cute girl his own age.

Like, he literally created his perfect imaginary waifu, and hangs out with her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goLjTZdkK3E

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>>90300156

>The show revolves around the adventures of Justin. In every episode, Justin encounters a real-world problem of everyday childhood (such as sharing, teamwork, or paying attention). Then Justin and his imaginary shape-shifting sidekick Squidgy solve the problems by tackling them in imaginary adventures through time and around the world. In every adventure, Justin and Squidgy meet their best friend Olive, who always lives in the place and time they are visiting, and who usually needs their help to accomplish a task. In actuality Olive, much like Squidgy, is merely a figment of Justin's imagination. Together, the three of them encounter the same problem that Justin faces in the real world, and together they solve the problem before Justin's parents call him back to the real world.

>In actuality Olive, is merely a figment of Justin's imagination.

>before Justin's parents call him back to the real world.

>>90294410
Pocoyo is the adult's preschool cartoon. It's not soul wrenching, it has nice visuals and kids enjoy it.

>>90298282
The first three are the absolute shit, never heard of the 4th one though. Canada has some good tv

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>niece loves Paw Patrol
>never really payed any attention to it
>give it a watch a few times with her
>notice theres this weird love triangle going on between the dogs where theres only one girl dog on the team but theres 2 boy dogs trying to get her attention constantly

>>90277287
>Good Discussion

>Sees post "My Penis"

Top quality discussion there friend-o

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This show is actually really enjoyable for some reason?

>>90301223
It's nostalgic Canadiana kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcjY2ONUTn8

>>90301437
>Peep is canonically a deformed chick resulting from premature hatching

Because my 2 lil Brothers use the tv I watch cartoons with them on Disne Junior (I live on Argentina)
And because i like watching tv I stick with them and watch Disney Junior, I particularly like JATNP and STF, Plus some programs that only air afther 12PM and 6AM like That one show with CGI Mamoshkas And thanks to JATNP I have a mermaid fetish now

>>90275596
I wonder what "the zam" is doing now in this brave new world he's wrought?

>>90275444
Is this Sarah Andersen?

>>90275079
I've seen this show twice. I think it's weird they constantly hammer the whole "its ok to make mistakes" idea. I guess I get it but it seems like a bit much at times.

>have 7 year old daughter
>she hates TTG
>she almost started IRL REEEing when she looked at the tv guide and half the schedule was TTG
She just digs through my DVD and game collection

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Zou is top tier preschool show

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>>90300156
So they made a show of /co/'s childhood.

>>90293515
>button eyes
You never saw coraline did you?

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>>90302773
You're not the real barneyfag and you never will be.

It's just not the same.

B

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>>90300432
>Canada has some good tv
i don't think i've seen a post this wrong in months

Sarah and duck was great, oldest was into octonauts but now that he's in school he doesn't have control anymore. Other 2 don't seem to have a favorite, Would rather play with toys or help cook.

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>The Hell that is having a child who is a fan of slapstick

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I can't believe I'm saying this, but Wordgirl was actually pretty creative for a preschool show, even though it had 7 seasons.

Octonauts is pretty comfy

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>>90300432
>Canada has some good tv

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>>90275207
>Bigger is better and biggest is best

>>90279002
Doc is my favorite toy themed cartoon ever.
I just love how well thought the problems of toys are. This show learns notonly about health, but also howf to fix your toys, thats brilliant.

I sometimes flick trough this kind of stuff in the early hours of the morning and it's really cute stuff. The magical girl/princess genre is really flourishing. I remember back in the day it was almost exclusively talking animals. Too bad no one over the age of 7 watches these. Some of them would make for great 34.

>>90298282
Your kid has fucking garbage taste, sorry man

>>90300156
>>90300286
>Squidgy is imaginary
holy fuck, I didnt know this. I thought it was real time travel adventures...damn man

>>90301223
Literally the best kids cartoon of all time, except MAYBE WordGirl

>>90302555
I hate kids shows with Calliou tier main characters. But other than that it's comfy

>>90305808
It's specifically made to be a good show in general though. Like, moreso than most. I actually watch this by itself because the humour is legitimately quite good

>>90307353
You still on this?

>>90305734
Introduce them to Buster Keaton, Charlie Cahpman, and the Three Stooges

>>90275079
>two QTs with a Middle Eastern motif
>1 pic
>it's a shitty edit
Why?

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>your kids

When I have my niece(3) and nephew(5) over we usually watch original powerpuff girls, elena of avalor, team umizoomi, pj masks, wakfu, and daniel tiger. But most of the time we play with legos or match cards

Why does the UK redub most American kids' shows to have British VAs?

>>90307642
>Calliou tier main characters
What do you mean by this? I have never watched Calliou

>>90308258
Caillou is a kid who acts like an obnoxious little shit, like a child who never grew out of "the terrible 2s" stage

>>90308258
Asshole main characters who complain about everything and bends all the main characters to their whims each episode while being incredibly annoying but never annoying anyone.

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>>90305233
>>90305913
The world will never fully appreciate how much of an important cultural phenomenon Trailer Park Boys was.

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>>90275079
Speaking as an actual parent, Nick Jr. is pretty good. Unlike Disney Jr., their stuff is both entertaining and educational. Paw Patrol is huge, as well as Shimmer and Shine. But those are largely for entertainment value. Bubble Gubbies and Team Umizoomi are good entertaining educational shows. I really like Wallykazam for a preschool kid since it leans a tad older than the other shows.

My nephew loves the shit out of Blaze and the monster machines and Paw Patrol.

>>90275207
.....Who is the artist, anon? I'm asking this for a friend.

>>90308296
>>90308298
Huh, I haven't really gotten that impression from Zou.

>>90310609
Your best bet is to go to Pixiv and search "loli". That's really the only place left where it's still flourishes to an extent after HF's Admin decided to be a pussy.

>>90311428

God that was a terrible day

>>90311428
The Japanese love their lolis. Search for the tag in Japanese and on some days they post 10 pages of new art, with 20 pieces per page.

>>90275079
I don't have kids but I have young siblings, and I always try to watch TV with them, in case they want to talk about it or have some questions. It's a nice bonding moment.

Peppa Pig and Ben & Holly are top tier shows. They're actually funny.

Max and Ruby, Mike the Knight and Henry Hugglemonster are not bad, too (decent plot that is tolerable). So is Doc Mcstuffins (cute toy characters that children would actually want to interact with).

Sofia the First has interesting character designs and world, but has atrocious stories. Paw Patrol has run-off-the-mill kid plot, but the dogs are hella cute (no surprise a lot of kids like it).

Kate and Mim-mim is slightly annoying.

>>90279002
Dora the Explorer's VAs are always plagued with some issue.

Also, that teen Dora show bombed because it seemed like it wanted to target older or girlier kids, but the content is still for young toddlers.

>>90298384
>Peppa Pig and Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom are my favorite shows. They're so comfy.
Good taste

>>90300432
>shits on Peppa Pig
>Canada has some good tv
Thanks for the chuckle

>>90308126
My sister is currently crazy over PJ Masks.