SHAZAM Gods

Didn't he recently have different patron gods? And how did they write him out of the Justice League? God, it felt like so long ago.

>>90247787
>Captain Marvel
He's been dying a slow, ignomious death since the day DC acquired him.
Can't we just let him die while the character has a shred of integrity left in it?

which god handles meatballs?

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>>90247862
Yeah the Darkseid War gods were cool. Kind of a missed opportunity to not have him keep the powers and play around with them in a true mini or something. But I guess that wouldn't fit with the Rebirth idea so they'll have him with the normal gods if/when he shows up again.

>>90247787
just need three

Hephaestus - Imma build me some bling
Eros - Im a sexy motherfucker
Ares - smash shit

>>90247787

Primus, the god of light.
Solomus, the god of wisdom.
Epistemus, the god of knowledge.
Adaptus, the god of change.
and
Mortilus, the god of death.

SAPEM!

Truthfully, I should think these guys probably share the whole package deal between them, and given what race they are gods of, I imagine they're more formidable than their human counterparts.

>>90247922
It's a shame there wasn't much to his character at the time. If his solo had an actual solid image of what the character was supposed to be it would be fun to see how he deals with those gods pulling him in different directions.

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This is a god right?

Okay, for human gods though...

The wisdom of Mimir, the ancient sage.
The strength of Thor, the thunderer.
The courage of Siegfried, the giant-slayer.
The power of Odin, the all-father.
The endurance of Vidar, the god of vengeance.
The speed of Thialf, the fleet-footed messenger.

Unfortunately there's no appropriate acronym.

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>>90247876
I say kill him and replace him with bonerbait marvel

>>90248086
How about

(M) imir
Th (o) r
Sieg (f) ried
Od (i) n
Vid (a) r
(T) hialf

Like a retarded "Moffat"

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>>90248102

>>90247922
has he even shown up since this

The wisdom of Thoth
The compassion of Amitabha
The skill of Sun Wukong
The magic of Marduk
The strength of Shiva
The lightning of Raijin

STRAWM?

Superman
Hawkman
Atom
Zatanna
Aquaman
Martian Manhunter