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This movie looks awful. People want to watch Christmas movies about Santa Claus, not Jesus. At least it looks like they finally made an animal movie /co/ won't draw porn of.
>In Sony Pictures Animation's THE STAR, a small but brave donkey named Bo yearns for a life beyond his daily grind at the village mill. One day he finds the courage to break free, and finally goes on the adventure of his dreams. On his journey, he teams up with Ruth, a loveable sheep who has lost her flock and Dave, a dove with lofty aspirations. Along with three wisecracking camels and some eccentric stable animals, Bo and his new friends follow the Star and become accidental heroes in the greatest story ever told – the first Christmas.
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>At least it looks like they finally made an animal movie /co/ won't draw porn of.
You underestimate /co/
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Op is not being a faggot but saying something sensible?
What sorcery is this?
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If people dont want movies about Jesus, then why do Jesus movies always make bank hand over fist
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>>90244837
>People want to watch Christmas movies about Santa Claus, not Jesus.
Gee I wonder who could be behind this thread...
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>>90247409
This. Make a cheap animated movie, add some religious overtones and bingo - you've already made back your budget five times over.
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>>90244837
>hear many years ago that an animated movie is being made about the birth of Jesus
>get hopes up that we finally have a worthy successor to Prince of Egypt
>find out it's about animals
>well maybe it will be heartwarming or something American Tail esque
>see these designs
>read this description
>heaviest of sighs
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At least it looks like they finally made an animal movie /co/ won't draw porn of.....
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I don't call you newfag just
Poor silly ignorant bastard
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>>90244837
>the first Christmas
watch it get banned
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>>90250529
With character designs like that? Doesn't stand a chance.
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>>90252379
You can't make a First Christmas movie, dude!
Jews may get offended!
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>>90244837
>the first Christmas
No one ever makes movies about the Last Christmas.when I gave you my heart. The very next day, George Michael died.
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>This movie looks awful
That grass and plants look hella realistic.
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>>90249978
C.S. Lewis and Disney Cashed in on this
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>At least it looks like they finally made an animal movie /co/ won't draw porn of.
If this movie is popular enough to have another thread made about it, I give it until then at the latest.
That aside, I agree.
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>>90244837
>People want to watch Christmas movies about Santa Claus, not Jesus.
You don't know many Christians, do you?
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>>90244837
Small One was actually is pretty good
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>>90244837
>At least it looks like they finally made an animal movie /co/ won't draw porn of
Are you crazy! Nothing gets me going more than a cute brown ass
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