>2017 >not being shiny

>2017
>taking pride in baldness

>>90236180
What the fuck was his problem?

>>90236180
Those eyelashes are really distracting to me for some reason.

>>90236328
Because people be jealous of how S H I N Y he is.

>"You can't expect a demi-god to beat a decapod"

What did he mean by this?

I'm really late to this but did anyone else get a boner with the way the crab handled Moana.

I was getting flashbacks to my monster rape hentais

>>90236180

>Demonstrates how he can get as much food as he wants with zero effort
>Decides he's going to eat someone who came to his cave to see how amazing he was

What an asshole
You literally just ate a school of fish

>>90237396
But he just loves free food
And she looked like seafood.

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But what if the crab was a cute girl?

>>90236942
Are you seriously this stupid?
Google decapod.

>>90241314
A giant cute girl?

most overrated character of 2016?

>>90242124
Not even the movie gains much attention, stop using this word if yoy don't know what it means

>>90241314
Someone should finish this with color and a humanized Tamatoa.

>>90241328
He wasn't actually looking for an answer. It's some stupid meme shit that /tv/tards keep spamming.

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>Regular Maui is still super strong, durable, and agile as shit
>Jobs it to a crab he's beat before just because he can't turn into a giant hawk

>>90243021
Crab is stronger and faster.

>>90243032
>Get under or behind crab in its blind spot or at least in a position where it has to be constantly turning to get at you
>Go to town on its soft underbelly

So, did based animator Anon ever finish his "Tamataoa as a demigod" short?

>>90243099
The belly of a crab is not soft.

Was that crab gay?

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i hate movies that try to glamorize culture that most of the viewers dont have. we get it. can we just have another movie about sexy green aliens or some shit

>>90236180
what a fucking useless villain a pointless segment in the movie to paddle it out and waste your time

>>90236942
I certainly wonder that too.
Why does he claim to be a decapod when he only has 9 legs?

I feel this movie split its time too much between two villians

two interesting villians, that I kinda wish both got more screen time and development.

The song was great but why make such a unimportant character sing?

the hunchback of notredame didn't waste hell fire on a nobody
the lion king didn't give be prepared to a one scene villain
101 dalmatas didn't use Cruela de vil on some unimportatn character
the little marmaid's poor unfortunate souls wasnt sing by sa charcater some people can't even remember the name

>>90243536
The point of the segment was to break Maui's confident facade and have Moana be the one doing the rescuing.

>>90243758
I Wanna Be Like You
Trust in Me
A Very Merry Unbirthday

>>90243099
Attack his weak point for massive damage?

>>90243461
Well I'm Maori and went to school with germaine clement, takia waititi and all three of the mckenzies, so is this film only for me?

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god I hate it when disney goes overboard with the cuteness and it just becomes unbearable and sickly

>>90243566
because coconut crabs are decapods. even if you had one of your legs removed, you'd still be a biped, because humans are bipeds.

I think the most important thing from this movie that we need to consider is THE COCONUT

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>>90245414

>>90245664
Anon, you're forgetting ITS TREES

A N D
N O
O N E
L E A V E S

>>90237292
Please don't do this I'm begging you

>>90245056

this trailer was made specifically for japanese audience, and they're still waiting for fucking golden week to release the movie

>>90247110
>trailer was made specifically for japanese audience
explain

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why is there such a lack of moana r34? what went wrong?

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>>90236180
There's going to be porn of this thing now, isn't there.

>>90247431
You mean what went right. Less Disney characters popping up on porn sites.

>>90245056
Meh, I thought it was adorable and all just a part of short montage.

>>90247431
Moana is pure

>>90243021
>>90243032
Crab's also been able to do more for the last thousand years than basically waste away on an island.

Like, scavenge for more shit to make him shiny.

>>90247458
>going to be

>>90236180
This was the weakest song in the film because it was constantly interrupted by the plot and never managed for form a satisfying whole.

>>90247646
green text has never terrified me this much.

>>90247743
The song Moana sings when she leaves was the weakest for me.

>>90247431
Please be nice to Moana you fucking degenerate

>search for moana on rule 34
>38 results

why won't people make more porn of her?

>>90243758
Because you don't cast Jermaine and not have him sing. The real shame is that Disney didn't give him his own movie.

>>90247858
Because she's not for sexual.

>>90247858
Because brown doesn't appeal to as many people as white or sometimes asian.

>>90247858
shit nose
brown
shit hair

>>90243461
Yes, because you lived in the 50's

>>90247629
Nah, she probably sucked Maui's dick. Who wouldn't?

>>90247970
>>90248069
Why do people even have shit taste? How does it develop? What is going on in these people's minds?

>>90247743
List to the ost version, flows much better

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>>90242656

>>90247858
Moana is for hug not fug

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>>90248864
but i want to hugfugherwhileholdinghands

The movie was bland and forgettable as fuck, and the only thing that provided laughs was the retarded chicken. Sorry, Disnigs, but this is the truth.

>>90248986
>actually laughed at the retarded chicken

>>90236328
someone ripped his fucking leg off

>great voice
>great song
>bleh, "Safe" and marketable design so as not to be too scary

why
so close to being a GOAT villain

>>90247136
the topless loli is explanation enough

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>>90249524
Oh..yea

>>90249455
The song was awful. What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>90245049
Shut up New Zealand, you all know each other, you were all in either Star Wars or Lord of the Rings, and we all think you're actually Australia

>>90236180
Im glad someone else loved Tamatoa as much As I did

>>90249547
Shiny was good though.

>>90248909
You slut.

>>90236180
>not being chrome

>>90247863
>Because you don't cast Jermaine and not have him sing.

Tell that to Lego Batman.

>>90253651
Lego Batman just used him for his New Zealandness, he didn't need to sing

>>90236180
>Implying I don't know what a tickapod is
Fuck you it's a crab

>>90254262
Decapod, anon, decapod.

>>90236942

He told you to look it up, faggot.

>>90237292
I got a bit of a chubb when Maui kinda hypnotized Moana.

>>90254262
>Hear the song the first time, couldn't quite make out the word, think it was probably some obscure Greek drama term.
>it was just Decapod
Am disappoint.

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>>90247431
she is pretty innocent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbCujYfIW34

>>90245049
>a
>fucking
>leaf

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>>90236180
TFW you will never be as shiny as tamatoa

Why even live?

>>90236180
When will there be a VR game so I can fuck this crab

>>90236180
Jesus Christ, does this cunt even know how to shave?
>dat razor rash

>>90243021
Clearly the crab was a Water/Steel type, and Maui's hawk form has an Electric move in it's moveset. Normal Maui is just a Water/Fighting type, so the battle would be a little tougher

If David Bowie was alive he should have done the song.

>>90247629
>>90247789
>>90247941
The entire premise of this movie is
>GIRL POWER! FUCK YOU DADDY!
I'd say there's no reason to rule out Moana taking the chance to fuck as many people as she wanted, including most of Moto Nui AND Maui

>>90257571
Well that's genuinely interesting.

>>90241314
Well congradulations, you gave me a boner. Whats the next part of your master plan?

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By my deeds i honer him, V8

>>90264155
Crashing this dick.
WITH NO SURVIVORS.

>>90236180
Being shiny just makes you a target.

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>His last, fatal trick was on the Goddess Hine-nui-te-pō. In attempting to make mankind immortal by changing into a worm, entering her vagina and leaving by her mouth while she slept, she crushed him with the obsidian teeth in her vagina.

I guess we won't be seeing a sequel.

>>90247136
Japanese love Disney and tropical Pacific islands. Hawaii was the only growing tourist market according to Japan Airlines in 2015. Disney also fairly recently opened a resort there. It's easy money. To bring up another example, Lilo and Stitch was also super popular. Hence the terrible anime. Also, golden week is when Japanese tend to like to go on vacation. Therefore, lots of money.

>>90270529
Woops, left out the part about Japan loving Kawaii and Ugu. It just works really well in the tropical environment. It's going overboard with youthfulness as well as being bright and vibrant, because that attracts the Japanese audience and not only in the lolicon way.

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>>90270252
it triggers my ocd that his nipples disappear frequently throughout "You're welcome"

>>90247431
She's brown that's why.

>>90247458
>>>>>>>>going to be
think again fucker, it already exists

>>90270252
That's only in the Tongan myths. And we ALL know how fucked up Tonga is.

>>90247431
She's brown. Also, the only guy to ship her with is kind of ugly. Also brown.

The biggest thing though was that Tamatoa stole the show for a lot of older viewers.

>>90245664
And no one LEAVES

>>90260438

Your pokemon power level is lacking anon. Fighting is super effective against steel.