Favorite line?

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>>90217248
>"Oh, my God! He got a Puerto Rican credit card!"
>Like a woman on a date with a Jew, you're gonna pay!"
>"Hey, look! The guys are gone!"

Is this the most outdated toon adult toon in history?

DON'T MAKE ME SUCK YOUR DICK!

>I missed you like a retard misses the point
>What?

>>90217647

peepee rhymes with teepee which is used to wipe yo ass

>Soon I'll have more arms than the wackiness God in all of India

gigi rhyme with puppy but not very well

>>90217248
Drawn together babies
What are you hiding!
>Piece of ass
>I have contempt for you
>More mad then Daddy when he found out about black daddy
>Mommy, why don't you ever pick us up?
>How should I know, I'm just a goddamn baby!
>And that's how captain Hero found out dead chicks are game for anything, and I mean anything

>>90217647
pic related

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Who the hell is that asshole?

"Something was amiss. Xandir was acting strange, Tim Tommerson was awfully quiet and I noticed that I was getting fucked in the ass a lot more than usual."

>>90217248
>Soon I'll have more arms than the wackiest god in all of India!

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FUCK YOU, DUCK!!

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>>90217248

Literally the best written comedy dialogue wise.

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>>90220680

You can't spell 'Slaughter' without 'Laughter'!

>>90217248
what was the black girl supposed to parody again?

>>90223634
Josie and the pussy cats

People ask me if I have a God Complex?
i am god

>>90223634
black culture

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>>90219954

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>>90218793

Don't make me cuddle you like a baby!

>Don't patronize me, queer!
>Gets yer skinny ass out there and earn, bitch!
>I'm done with you, Pop. These guys don't need me to crap on their bellies to get off!
>I wanna (bleep) the head off a (bleep) pig and rip its (bleep) guts out and then (bleep) it's (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep)
>I was deader than a racist walrus lost in the Detroit projects after dark.
>Luckily I remembered my martial arts training from Kill Bill Vol. 2

>>90224172
DON'T MAKE ME SUCK YOUR DICK

>>90224679
Don't make me whisper sweet nothings into your ear!

>>90221293
Nah close second to Aqua Teen

>>90220202
KING OF THE JUNGLE, MY ASS!

In reference to Entertainment Weekly -
>Like a homosexual with amnesia, it comes out every week!

I'll have more arms than the wackiest God in all of India!

>How do you penis someone to death?
>Ugh, alright I'll only show you this once!

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Captain Hero: DAMN YOU SCROTO! Aww...
Wooldoor: His name is Scroto?
Captain Hero: Yes.
Wooldoor: So that's what your arch-nemesis does?
Captain Hero: Yep.
Wooldoor: No bank robberies?
Captain Hero: Uh-uh.
Wooldoor: Or blowing up the planet?
Captain Hero: Nope.
Wooldoor: He just tricks superheroes into washing his balls?
Captain Hero: Not all superheroes. Just me... just me.
Wooldoor: What a strange, strange villain.

>>90225804

The show was full of these but the absurdity of them was loveable. Gotta love a comedy that never changes

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>It's over. Just drop the candy and step away from the ledge.
>Please, mister. I didn't mean to do it.
> I don't care. I'm telling you, step away or the bitch gets it!
>No! Don't do it!
>I'm not gonna say it again!
>Run! He's gonna kill me no matter what you do.
>No, no, no. Don't do it. I give up.
>Take him away... And now to tie up some loose ends.

>>90226103
That whole episode was amazing.

>>90225879
Actually the line was
>Ugh alright but I'm only gonna show you one more time.

>>90225795
Silent predator of the deep, my ass!

>Just go Woldorf, just go! ... To my bedroom! My purse is in the top drawer, there should be like five, maybe ten dollars in there!

https://youtu.be/pjyqPEHH_6o

>I should have known a baby from nicuraga wouldn't fix my problems. if they did, nicuraga wouldn't be such a shiithole

>I'm sorry I spy on clara going potty every morning
>waldor! that's disguising
>oh you're one to talk miss "smell your wipe"

>>90226228

Maybe an hour in the hole will teach you!

>>90219717

>quick! hide it somewhere they won't find it
>put it up your G-spot?

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>Hey! If you're gonna be gay about this, you can't play!

SPONSOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>90217248
>a jewish woman will marry anything!

Its so fucking true kek.

>>90221293
>>90225702
that's a funny way to spell Letterkenny

>>90217693
>outdated

It's more relevant now than when it was first released.

This is one of the few cartoons that both /co/ and /tv/ enjoy.

I want someone to stream the series

>>90228502
>big brother
>relevant

I suppose you think Super Nanny is still running too

>>90228634

>superman on the naughty stool for snapping Zod's neck

>>90228634
The jokes, dumdum.

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>but who would dare enter the circle of fire

>>90228651
UNACCEPTABLE

NAUGHTY STOOL

>>90228683

>Watch your mouth you Filthy Whore. Don't make me wash out my mouth with Ham

>>90228732

Daily reminder that baby fucked a guy and got pregnant. A baby.

>>90228757

Baby captain hero fucked a corpse

>>90228791
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6z0skwmg4s

This also made it to television somehow.

>>90226179
HEY

THEM AIN'T YO FUNYINS

THEM FOXXY'S FUNYINS

Magneto

https://youtu.be/iegUm3H9ti8

>>90228846

I never really thought about how weird that was out of context.

>>90217248
>"Activate Hero Shield"
>*grabs innocent civilian and uses them as a shield*

Captain Hero was GOAT

Ohhhoo Xander, trick me like that again and I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU. Look out zoo, here we come.

>...and Clara's golf umbrella, which I have since renamed Expandable Pleasure Wand

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>>90228502
>>90228634
I rewatched the first season finale a few months ago

>mfw they had a Trump sneaking illegal immigrants joke

>>90228921

was not expecting that end

>>90229004

Via con Dios!

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>>90228853
And that is how Foxxy learned them ain't yo funyions, them Foxxy's funyions.

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>implying xandir isn't best girl

>>90229121
Best fuccboi

>>90226103
What episode was that? I can't find it by googling quotes

>>90229121

how much Gay Sex has Xander had?

>>90229166
A looooooooooot

>>90228949

It is only half as good without the first sentence before the scene

"I wish I got super powers like Captain Hero!"

>>90229166
Like alot of gay sex. I mean like alooooOOOOOoooTTT of gay sex.

>>90229004
MEME MAGIC

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>dvd subtitles for ling ling are [speaking japanese]

So why doesn't Comedy Central rerun this ever? Or any of their other shows? It's just south park, sometimes futurama and a whole lot of shitty movies. Are they trying to get people to buy DvDs or are they just retarded?

>>90229173
>>90229248
Right, Craig?

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>A Very Special Drawn Together Afterschool Special in general

>>90225795
YOU KILLED MY MOTHER!

>>90229290
Because they need more room for Daniel Tosh reruns

>>90229290
Tienes suerte de que en tu pais no exista la Familia Peluche

>>90229290
Comedy Central hated the show, and only kept it running for three seasons because it did fantastic ratings wise.

Last time I saw it on TV was on the Secret Stash in 2011

She knows what she did.

>>90229354
Why you dissing Tori?

>Mama please, I ain't got no rabies, I was just brushing my teeth like you sez!

>>90229339
Yeah apparently Comedy Central hated how long the show took to produce because it was using traditional animation and trying to copy a lot of different animation styles. It was one of their more expensive shows.

>>90229326
...Sucks to be you!

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>>90229278

>There nothing to do inside giant whale but have sex with chicken

>wanders off muttering in asianese

>>90229410
Apparently it beat south park in ratings in college campuses and towns

>>90229403

>Poor little Timmy. Mommy misses you!

>>90229445
Southpark is a fuckload cheaper to produce though, so even with less ratings it still made them much more of a profit than Drawn Together.

>>90229278
>ling ling
>japanese

kek

>>90229513
I know, that, and CC just sucked alot of South Park dick

>>90217647
Hey, look! The mods are gone!

Is DT 4chan the cartoon?

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>>90229574

last chance to make it with the tooters girl

>>90229592
No, 4chan is lazy.
DT is genius.

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>>90229592

I'm sure you could fill up one of the board tan style cards with screenshots and a bit of effort

>>90229613

what he said

>>90229166
A copious amount, and in this I do mean a rather extravagent amount of homosexual relations.

How's Kwametta and little Ray-Ray?
You mean Heather and Raymond Raymond? They are fine, with the Jorgensens.

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>>90229672
>raymond raymond

>>90229672

>Raymond Raymond

the inflection/ pause here makes this line so much better

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>>90229592

Its 'aburdist comedy' in its purest form. Like the /tv/ kinoplex meme : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBx-vydxfKU

SOMEONE STOLE OUR PORTAL TO OPRAH WINFREY LAND

>>90229723

CALM DOWN YA SLUT...

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>>90229722
>aburdist

Fuck, you know what I meant

Is Xander the best fuccboi in cartoons?

>>90229153
Lemon Aids Walk

>>90229370
>DUN-DUN DUN-DUN

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>>90229818
Cheers m8

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>>90229592
You tell me.

>>90229153
I think its the lemon aids walk

>that episode where Foxxy Masturbates

>>90230050

>but the bible says...

>Yeah yeah the bible says a lot of things, and not very clearly

>Want to rewatch Drawn Together
>Probably would get a strike if I torrent it
>Hulu doesn't have it anymore
This sucks

>>90228365
Dang, I'd forgotten all about that one.
Just reading this made me snort again.

Also
>Why, what did I say?

>>90230129
watchcartoononline.io

What's the best episode and why is it the roleplaying episode?

>>90230129


I got you senpai : http://putlockers.ch/watch-drawn-together-tvshow-online-free-putlocker.html

>>90230129
whats a strike?

>>90230384
Copyright strike

>>90230384
If you download certain shows then your ISP will put a strike on your account giving you throttles for a while. I'm not sure if Viacom sends out strikes for an old show like Drawn Together though.

>>90230430
I've never gotten a strike for DT and I've downloaded the show several times on several different computers

>>90230417
>>90230430
oh shit
i better s

I admit the background characters are cute as fuck

>>90230484
Also the complete series is only $20

>>90230565
i already bought the dvd box set but i like the convienience of just having a folder of mp4s or whatever

>>90229325
>Finally actually tells his real parents he's gay
>Uh, DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH

Lost it

I've been practising this trick where I drink 10 beers and let you do whatever you want t o me.. I'm getting *real* good at it

>>90230710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rS401CI7TZg

>that episode where they hid a vagina in Foxxy's armpit

>I'm far too busy being delicious.

>Like a tampon, once I got a taste for blood, I wanted more!

>LIKE A WOMAN ON A DATE WITH A JEW, YOU'RE GONNA PAAAAAY!

>If we stay here, we're already dead! So, like the time Fernando and I went to a diner, and ordered a bowl of soup to split, but we didn't feel like crackers, WE GOTTA ROLL!

>I tried to forget about solving mysteries, but forgettin', like granddaddy when we played bouncy horse, was very hard

The fucking writing in this show, I swear to christ.

>>90230823
>The animation for the movie

pls delete

>>90219954
this

>>90221293
That's Xavier: Renegade Angel. Bar none.

>>90229962
>someone saved my image or took the time to screen cap the exact same screen

Right Craig?

>>90217248
>Foxxy: "The AIDS-Walk isn't a contest. It's a charity! Like not spitting on ugly people!"
>[She spits on Toot]
>Foxxy: "I gave at the office."

>Twelve-year-old girl on a donkey: "And on occasion, they been known to cause fits of rage."
>Captain Hero: "Fits of rage?! I'll show you fits of rage!"
*Preceds to kill everyone*
Lemon-Aids Walk will always be the funniest one to me.

>>90232434

>OUT OF THE WAY SUB-PLOT! MAIN STORY COMING THROUGH!

Foxxy to her grandson
>I didn't not not raise your father so he could not raise you to be no criminal!

>>90228992
>"Don't you wait in the car. And open the windows a bit. Ling Ling been in there all day."
>Shows Ling Ling dead and rotten

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>>90229004

Speaking of looking into the future:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nswzg4Zzo0E

>Hero: Xander, lock yourself in the trunk of a car with this bottle of whiskey and don't come out until it's empty!
>Xander: Sir, yes, sir!
>Hero: And Wooldoor, you tie one end of this rope around your penis and the other to this cinder block and then throw it over the balcony!
>Wooldoor: SIR, THANK YOU FOR MAKING MY WISH COME TRUE, SIR!
>Hero: [dons a Make-a-Wish foundation cap] There goes one brave kid...

>Toots, "Ugh! You were just going to leave that there?! Bitch, pick it up!"
https://youtu.be/3UIPTFOFlec

>>90232674
it was not not looking into the future a lot of people were saying he was a rapist, they were just labeled racist for saying it

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>/co/ gives family guy constant shit for being edgy and mean-spirited
>gives free pass to Drawn Together

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Most of anything with Toot is gold

Toot attempts to unbuckle herself in a crashing plane just to grab some snacks
>Xandir:"Toot, no! I-It's not worth it!"
>Toot: "I have to try...!"
Gets the buckle off, immediately gets sucked out the fuselage
>Toot: "AW GODDAMNIT"

Xandir: You got the tickets to the zoo?
Captain Hero: What? I thought you had them! [Xandir holds up the tickets and they laugh] Oh, Xandir, trick me like that again and I'll fucking kill you.

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Just the sheer hatred in his voice kills me

The VAs made this show so good.

>>90232886
Because they actually do it right?

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>>90217647
>>90220680
>Be Puerto Rican(as in actually born and raised on the island, not that shitty New York wannabe shit)
>mfw the first time I heard this line

>You know, when Hero's not around "Dungeons and Dragons" seems to be a lot less about handjobs and a lot more about trolls

>>90217248

For a guy called Captain Hero, he sure isn't heroic at all. Quite the opposite, actually.

>"Foxxy, you're the only one in the house who isn't COMPLETELY retarded, what do you think?"

>>90232886
Drawn Together doesn't do a long, drawn out scene of a character eating another character's shit and then expect us to get teary-eyed when we find out that they contemplate suicide in their everyday life.

>>90232981
Youtube link?

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Lost In Parking Space rapid-fired good ones
>Now they tell you in the Boy Scouts, if you get lost, stay in one place and wait for them to find you.
>Stay in one place? I prefer MY Boy Scouts to move around a little...
>What? We supposed to not move until somebody come help us? Dat's burn victim talk!

>>90233437
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1488083043049.webm

>>90232886
I'm not good with descriptions but I'll try.
Family Guys tries too hard to be "real" in the latest and mid seasons. They want to be an animated drama with humor but fails horribly. Now, they just use edgy "cool" humor to cater to people. With Drawn Together, you know it's a cartoon parody about life and you expect outrageous antics.

>Captain Hero:And Spanky; you're voiced by Adam Carolla!
>Spanky:...Yeah, I guess. Hey-as long as the jig is up, can I speak in my normal voice?
>cuts to Spanky in a voice recording booth, and it's just Adam talking with the voice director.

>>90229278
>DONT MAKE ME SUCK YOUR DICK!

>>90220680
good moment, but the episode it's from is when the show's quality started going down the drain

>>90221293
ATHF and Xavier give it some very stiff competition, but it's definitely in the top ten for Adult Animation

>>90233856
Well there's worse points for a show's quality to drop than halfway through its last season

>This makes up for all those times you said my breasteses lactated chocolate milk
>No chocolate milk!? Then what the hell have I been suckin' on??

"Breasteses" is just one of those words that get me every time.

>>90233921
true, it's just a very big dip

>>90234304
>I'm leading us out of the van, like moses led the Jews out of the desert to the worlds everlasting regret.

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>I'll be more diseased than Dumpy the Waste Man
>*Whimsical music plays as a hat falls*
>KILL MEEEEEEEEE!!!

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>>90234738
The way it abruptly cuts away from his screaming is the funniest part of that

>"Foxy found herself in a pickle...instead of the other way around."
>>90234794
Man, I love makeup gags.

>>90219954
I used that sentence as much as I can.

HEY HEY HEY

>>90233494
yeah I agree the "we're really a loving family" shit just makes you cringe

and FG is trying to play the 18a game with 14a limits

>"Help! She's attacking me like I'm the English language!"

>>90225905
I think I love the most is that since it is ONLY Capt Hero, it means Hero has likely been tricked into washing his balls multiple times.
That despite knowing his arch nemesis is only about him trucking hero into cleaning his balls, he still gets into scenarios where he will do it.

>>90232908

Season 3 Toot was delicious

>Mama didn't raise no fool, an poppa didn't raise me at all!

>>90233494
Family Guy doesn't even trying actual humor anymore. From the latest seasons all the mean jokes are people describing why lame situations are lame leaving the only what's mean and putting any kind of joke aside.

>Mommy didn't raise no fool
>And papa didn't raise me at all

>>90231113
Cripical

>>90232886
DT isn't mean spirited because it's all one big joke, nothing ever feels like it's cynical or malicious

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>>90235646

Why couldn't she get a bf?

If you keep crying two things are gonna happen. I'm gonna have an orgasm, and then I'm gonna fall asleep. Is that what you want?

>I did it cuz I loves you. I'll always loves you!

>>90236168
Her terrible, terrible personality

Could a cartoon like Drawn Together get made in current year? I kind of want to say yes but the demographic who was its target audience when it came out would probably hate everything about it now.

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know I'm going to show you a position that makes you feel like a real man

>This is no genius werewolf.
>It's just some near-sighted Armenian woman.

>This is no mummy.
>It's just a tragic burn victim.

>CaptHero: This is no fat monster.
>*Rips Toot's head off*
>CaptHero: It's a blood fountain.

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> Okay Xandir's dad you be Xandir's mom
>Fine i'm asking for this!
>slaps himself

>Toot and Ling Ling go to Mexico
>they have sex with a transvestite hooker labeled the prettiest woman in Mexico
>need to pay a fine of 500 billion pesos aka 20 bucks

>>90236453
Idk triptank was fairly recent and Robot Chicken might still be around (I legit don't know).
And they had plenty of quick offensive jokes beloved.

>>90229962
This was a World of Warcraft reference right? I haven't played it so I don't know what the 032 part means if anything.

>>90217248
>i love hero
>i love hero
>i love her..
>OH!
>That is the most disgustingly clever tattoo I've ever seen

>>90236657
>"Toot's Donkey Show!"
>Toots, "Come on! Do me! Do me! You know you want it!"
>Doneky, "Sorry, my dear, but even a filthy pathetic donkey have standards."
>Toots, "Fair enough."
>Cue theme song

>>90236888
There's a Language barrier between factions in WoW, so if someone on the Horde side publicly says "lol" it becomes "Kek" to the few children that can read on the Alliance side. That's all I know.

>>90236657
Most beautiful woman in mexico after Edward James Olmos.

>>90237066
>he hasn't played WoW since 2006

Also 2006 was 11 years ago holy fuck

Foxxy on the SATs

>This whole test is racially biased! Question one: "What SPF lotion would you use if your were going down to the polo grounds, fellow Klan member?"

>>90237231
Oh, I'm playing right now. I just wasn't 100% if that was the case because I never play Alliance.

>mama didnt raise no fool, and daddy didnt raise me at all

REPENT?!?!?!?!

BUT WE JUST PENTED!!!!

>>90237368
Is "alliance is a bunch of kids" back in style? Because that was the main meme back in 2005. I remember pushing it, even though I was only 14.

Fun stuff. But with the advent of blood elves the Horde swelled to rough parity with the alliance whereas before it was usually 2:1 in favor of the alliance and lots of "kids" flooded into the horde to play blood elves.

>>90236657

The full episode is a goldmine, stereotypes mercyless played up to 11 is always hilarious, just like the fat guy meeting in FG.
The whole drawn Mexico

>"I am really bored of all this luxury around me"
>Rat crawls up throwing up a cockroach throwing up another smaller rat crawling down her blouse throwing up another cockroach

>The royal guard
>The Mexican police

>"FIVE hundred BILLION PESOS!!!"
>-"THAT'S ALMOST 17 AMERICAN DOLLARS!!"

Toot: Come on! Do me! Do me! You know you want it!
Donkey: Sorry my dear, but even a filthy, pathetic donkey has standards.
Toot: Fair enough.

wikiquotes is premium keks

>[The cast gathers at Captain Girl's funeral]
Captain Hero: Everyone, thank you for coming. In accordance to Captain Girl's wishes, we are burying her as a Mormon. Not because she was one, but because she hated Mormons and it would make her happy if we bury one. You may begin, Reverend.
Reverend: If you'll all turn in your books to page 134. [They open their Bibles] Ahem...OOGAH BOOGAH! GREAT SPACE GOD! MAGIC LIZARD COME DOWN FROM JUPITER!

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>>90237637
I remember me and my friends watching that scene and fucking dying.

>>90232886
Family Guy has a much bigger audience and still comes out.

We praise it, but it is like a Cult Classic. It has the niche audience and if it had Family Guy numbers would prolly get a lot of hate from people who don't like it.

>>90237637

>Captain Hero, can I be your side... show?
>Okay.
>Step right up and see the guy who claims he cannot be hit by a rock!"

>>90232886

First of all, DT was edgy and mean from the word "go!", whereas Family Guy was just "Knockoff Simpsons with more controversial writing".

FG then died and returned as a zombie that has become more and more crude and disheveled with each year it stagnates.

>>90237516
Yeah, yeah. To be fair though, I like Dwarves enough, just not any other aspect of the Alliance.

>>90237637

>Toot: Even this insightful satire on world religion isn't able to cheer me up

>>90229325
>why are we still doing this even though Xandir's not around?

>>90236023
you can't really believe that

>>90238020
>FG then died and returned as a zombie that has become more and more crude and disheveled with each year it stagnates.

this

>I'm more than just the same joke over and over again. You're thinking of Toot

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ojzv9--Qi8

it's the little things man
Jess Harnell was perfect

>>90232981
Makes me think of this scene. The sheer hatred put into some of the lines is some kind of perfection

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwni-WAV4io

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AH SCREW YOU, I WAS THE ONE WHO GOT COMPLETELY WASTED!

I watched Drawn Together solely to masturbate to Foxxy and Clara

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>>90237497
>Buh-BUM

That sting killed me every time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuVDhLbvS4g

>tfw uploaded this 8 years ago and never touched the channel again

>>90240522
>tfw family guy stole this joke and just made it a hitler scarecrow
racist jokes work so much better with effort like this

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Just wanted to say I love you all for reminding me how great this show was

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>>90237305
And the corpses tried swimming with the Foxxy

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>>90237519
Eh, can't enjoy it with Carlos Mencia. It's one thing to make fun. Of your own culture, but fuck you if your not even Mexican.

>Mystery solving license?! If you got a license that can solve mysteries, who do ya need the Foxy?

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Could a show like this even be released these days without causing a shitstorm?

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I never stopped using big-mouthed tranny the moment that episode first aired.

>>90240721
>watching this when I was 10 years old without anyone in my family caring that this isn't appropriate
First time I ever masturbated was to the episode where Clara and Foxxy become strippers, I should probably rewatch it sometimes for some nostalgia boners.

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>>90241247
Oh most definitely not

>>90241550
The first time I ever masturbated to a cartoon was to the thought of Reggie Rocket getting doubleteamed.

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>>90230965
>>If we stay here, we're already dead! So, like the time Fernando and I went to a diner, and ordered a bowl of soup to split, but we didn't feel like crackers, WE GOTTA ROLL!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_JZhldWQPA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwDxzVuiom8

>>90228634
>implying big brother was the only reality tv show it was referencing
Besides, The later seasons downplayed the reality tv show aspect.

>>90240600
>moo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4uXMO1IV9k

Too long to write the quote down but it's 100% gold.

>>90232886
We don't hate Family Guy for being edgy and mean-spirited. We hate it because its attempts at such humour lack any timing nor substance, resulting in it just being cringeworthy, rather than funny. Its also jarring, considering the show didn't always rely on such humour.

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>>90242542
>We don't hate Family Guy for being edgy and mean-spirited

Speak for yourself. Personally, I think all cartoons could stand to benefit from curving their mean-spiritedness and being just a little more mature. Especially, you know, MATURE RATED cartoons.

Also, I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face, and a big butt, and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt.

>>90243002
It's funny because MrEnter actually said that he doesn't think that Drawn Together is "mean spirited".

>>90243002
Mr.Enter visits /co/!?

>Someone gets killed out of view
>Crows fly away in the wide shot

>Scene changes to the house
>Crows fly in

This goddamn show.

>"Would you please pretend that I'm like the genocide in Sudan and turn your head"

>"Forgiving, just like grandpappy when we played bouncy horse, was real hard"

>"This room has more swiss in it than a list of Nazi collaborators!"

>"An ET Magazine, just like a homosexual with amnesia, comes out every week!"

The DT movie is exactly what most people think DT is in it's entirety. No wit or charm to any of it, just a crude and cynical piece of shit.

Also disgusting tween animation instead of the glorious hand drawn animation from the show.

>>90229326
Just because I'm dating your mother, it doesn't mean we have to hang out all the time

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>>90218793
came here to post this

>>90241570
And that is why I want a spiritual successor.

So I can laugh at crazies, just like how king Orangutan's fuckups gives me comedy gold in the shape of /pol/ apologists stumbling over their own words and endless logical fallacies.

>>90237637
>Ahem...OOGAH BOOGAH! GREAT SPACE GOD! MAGIC LIZARD COME DOWN FROM JUPITER!
I didn't know Mormonism and Scientology had so much in common

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>>90242493
>most of them in germany

>>90240534
give me an example where it ever feels serious

>Wooldoor: Here's to Congress for letting me do my show!
>Spanky: And to freedom of speech!
>Wooldoor: FUCK YEAH!
>Xander: THAT'S THE SHIT!
>Hero: I WANT TO FUCK THE HEAD OFF A FUCKING PIG AND RIP ITS FUCKING GUTS OUT AND THEN FUCK ITS FUCKITY-FUCK-FUCK-FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK

>>90229335
mang please no, dont remember me of that evil

>>90232862
This, the thing that finally got the accusations to stick was Hannibal Buress complaining that Cosby was teflon

>Spanky: Thanks to you, we have no water AND no fire! We're all gonna freeze to death!
>Excludey: Even me?!
>Spanky: NO, not you Excludey! Now here's a blanket and a thermos filled with hot cocoa!
>Excludey: Aaaawwww...
>[sad music playing]

>>90232886
At least when DT is mean, it's for the sake of a joke

Compare to Family Guy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9AdMbyTu_o

What's the joke here? Nothing clever or witty at all. It's just "Haha Heath Ledger died". That's just mean.

>>90217248

>I'm a dog; he's a dog. I get to sleep outside in a box while he gets to wear fucking pants! WELL I'M WEARING THE FUCKING PANTS NOW!

>>90217248
DON'T MAKE ME SUCK YOUR DICK.

Now all I need is a 12 year old and a donkey!

>>90240522

Also works to scare off 4Chan

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do you agree with this list?

>>90217248
"Be who we learry L"

>>90224542
>I was deader than a racist walrus lost in the Detroit projects after dark.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuVDhLbvS4g

>>90229166
yes.

>>90232674
It's incredible that this came out so much earlier than that and actually IMPROVED the joke with age

>"You're gonna lie in a pool of your blood and my urine!"

>>90244948
Ironically,
This was so fucking good on air with the bleeps in

>I think this little girl's going to the pretzel store

>She's about to get a salted!

>the very special drawn together with Xandir coming out and everyone pretending to be someone else

Toot: I have no son'

*rips shirt*

*begins chant of mourning prayer in hebrew*

I fucking died I couldn't believe the levels they went to for a joke.

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is this the gayest show ever?

>>90217248
is this /pol/ in cartoon form?
or is it /b/?

>>90246221
Can't be /pol/, the jokes are funny and made for the sake of fun.
Nor /b/ because it's not stupid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0fXt1-GQfY
Really came out of left field

>>90246221
It was written by Jews and constantly makes jokes about Jewish stereotypes, so arguably

>>90246271
Boner not now!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiwGt6KcC6Y

>N o mean No. whay dosent he just remove the chip that makes me FELL PAIN

>>90225879
>Maybe if we fill in the blanks with words other than penis it'll lead us to the Mad Libber
>That's just crazy enough to penis.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ_WQ1e7EvM

Still one of my favorite jokes

>>90246615
This isn't a joke, this is just hilarious voice acting, another one of Drawn Together's strengths.

We were comparing Drawn Together to Family Guy earlier in the thread and that's another point Drawn Together has, Family Guy's voice acting is just as lazy as it's writing.

>>90217248
>Ling-ling had been captured by a pre-teen boy, just like Pete Townshend's heart.

>>90246307
>implying jew wouldn't jew himslef in order to outjew you
Pretty clever for a jew!

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>Someone shut that fucking chicken up, we're all gonna die.

>>90247416
I like how they kept the consistency of Foxxy and Clara lezzing it out all the time

>>90245447
You misquoted it, but I like your version better than the original.

>>90245265
>it's a family guy makes a heath ledger joke nearly a decade after he died
Man they're getting almost as irrelevant as the Simpsons

>>90246045
This, the scene works so much better with the barrage of bleeps.

>>90245790
>Unrestrainable Trainable near the bottom
shit list

>>90241964

I happily donate my baby gravy to Toot

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>>90246403
I like how that poor greek family made little cameos throughout the series

>>90246423
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nt9jCMWbTDQ

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>>90229166

>>90246196
DON'T MAKE ME SUCK YOUR DICK

>>90232886
From the words of Wrestling promoter Vince McMahon:
>"You can't be half pregnant"

>>90248012
He's a very friendly ghost.

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cutest moment in the entire show.

>Ready! (Insert wet poop sound fx)

any idea where can i watch it in HD? i cant find it on torrents

>>90246196

-takes a shot-

>>90241050
So you're saying it's not ok to make fun of mexicans if you aren't one?

>"like a woman on a date with a Jew, you're gonna pay!"

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>Thousands of brothers passed through these halls! They were all like family to me...
>Well...except one.

>>90249949
>PHI-ALPHA-GIMMEL
>PHI-ALPHA-GIMMEL
>WE'RE REALLY GOOD
>AT MAKING UP CHANTS
>Umm, err...
>OKAY, NOT THAT GOOD
>WAIT, I'VE GOT ONE!
>NO, THAT'S STUPID...

>>90247382
Top tier animation on Toot there.

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>>90219293
I fucking loved this show

>Usin' po', innocent chilren fuh slabe labor! Why, that's mo' shameful than our government's refusal to sign the Kyoto Protocol!
>Uh, I mean, uh, blackity-black-black, stereotype black. Yeh happy?

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>getting a firearm is harder than the jewish run media would like you to believe

>>90246255
>>90246221
/pol/
>Jew Jokes
>Nigger Jokes
>Mexican Jokes
>Gay Jokes
>In one episode they worship a frog.

>>90240522
This whole fucking opening was 10/10

>>90232908
>>90248012
>ywn cum on xandir

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Q8xiWYM7uw

>>90235234
I fucking love when this shows up in Captain Hero's thoughts for no reason in a completely different episode.

https://youtu.be/gwni-WAV4io

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>>90230965
These fucking set ups always kill me

>>90251250
>everything gets mocked or made fun of.
>"I BET /pol/ DID THIS!!"

C'mon son, smarten up.

>>90234974

>know what I'm saying? ...cause I don't.

>>90252755
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT?!

>that scene where he just straight-up robs a lady at gunpoint

>Where's fatty fatty two by four can't fit through the kitchen door?

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>Dr Lingstein?

>>90243738
I think the starnge thing about DT is that it's very clever in its raunchiness, while mdoern FG just thinking the raunchiness is the joke.

>>90240749
HELP! HE'S GOT A GUN!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2f6tgnZ1EI

We all know you liked this episode for a specific reason.

>Xander: COME ON ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE
>Wooldoor: I think you mean, "come WITH you"
>Xander: Why, what'd I say?

>>90253710
>Xander: Wait, Wooldoor! Come on my back! Wait, what'd I say?

>Wooldoor: XANDER! SNARF MY CAVERNOUS BUNGHOLE, YOU SNERD-NERGLING JEW!
>Xander: Don't you mean, "Hold on"?
>Wooldoor: Why, what'd I say?

That episode was fucking top-tier.

>>90253933

when I was a calf, the elders talked of the Wiener Mobile

*exposition carved into toot's flesh*

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFJsic_Nrpk

HELP, SHE'S ATTACKING ME LIKE IM THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE!

>>90254313

Capital, thank goodness I'm certified in Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g__9ighLvRw

>lil' Foxxy leaving with a tv
I lose it there

>>90237516
They still were back in '09 when I was playing.

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>they killed Boba Fett

>>90254396
MOUTH TO MOUTH Y'ALL

"This show has been canceled."- The producers.

>>90253933
>What's the difference between a woman mit de PMS und a terrorist?
>You can negotiate with a terrorist

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>Don't any of you shvoogies have jobs?

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>Old people cut the brakes on toot's walker
>Walks towards window at a snail pace
>She bursts through the window
>Huge explosion