Star vs an Absolute Madman

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>>90193890

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Reminder that there will be two live chats on Monday, starting at 7:30PM and 9:00PM EST.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twEQ8heifbQ

>>90193890
Marco is going to tear off Star's clothes and fuck her bareback in front of Jackie.

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I think I've got this "harem" thing down

>>90194002
>Scene 121
Does anybody with knowledge about tv writing know if this means that it's early or late in the episode?

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>>90193890
It means SVTOE was the spiritual successor of GLTAS after all.

>>90194002
Star either confronts or tells Jackie that she like Marco too.

>>90194070

I don't watch anime I don't get it

>>90194002
Those dashed rectangle outlines means it's a long zoom in/out shot, right?

>>90193890
>>90194002
>yfw Gian chooses no sides and will equally make both Star and Jackie go through the wringer in the finale
Absolute fucking madman, he's Daron's right hand man.

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>>90194198
THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE

>>90193890
>>90194002
>>90194198
If Giancarlo was truly unleashed by Daron, he would be the Urobutchi of cartoons.

>>90194002
At this point you can see Jackie's soul consumed by the infinite.

>>90194247
>savage

>yfw Star's autism causes her to do something that Jackie would not like, hurting her
>Marco tries to console her but it does not work because he is indirectly/directly the cause. he is hurt
>Star is already hurt by default, but is more hurt by the fact that she hurt her friends, and specifically the boy she likes
>meanwhile, the world goes to shit
>yfw Marco's party is also ruined

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>>90193890
THIS FUCKING SONG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40FDQPYci-4

>>90194070
Wait, is bottom right a trap.

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>>90194070
Star has a more in common with Cat than Bat.

>>90194329
Tomboy but wants da crab, hence her getting a monkey's paw to maul the MC with out of jealousy. She grows out her hair at one point.

>>90194326

The way the audio changes so drastically triggers my autism

>>90194329
No, she's a "lesbian" possessed by a rage demon

>>90194360
yeah but
muh soulmates
And she's the one responsible for MC getting involved in the supernatural shit

>>90194123
So Star is going to destroy the universe because Marco won't give her the dick?

>>90194096
Scene in terms of storyboarding is the shot, so it hard to tell if it early or late in episode, because we on't know how many shots there are in the episodes. But if I was to hazzard a guess, I say mid to late.

>>90194070
Bat is Hekapoo. Both are eternal semen demons that knows the boy will come back to them since they'll pretty much outlive the competition.

>>90194096
depends
sometimes coding for scenes start at 010, meaning that it will not contain more than ninety-nine scenes and could contain nine versions of that scene

so in this case, it could mean that SC121 could well be Scene 12, version 1

>>90194002
I'm not ready for the tables to get flipped already! I need more star suffering!

>>90194247
>>90194323
DESPAIR FOR EVERYONE!

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>>90194462
>Implying Jackie and Star suffering are exclusive

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>>90194383
>>90194412
Damn. Thought I found a new anime to watch.

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Now it's Jackie's time to suffer

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>>90194412
I I guess time will tell if she has more of a Bat like relationship with him or if she gets BTFO like poor Cat did.

I love star but I want a scene where she balls her eyes out like Best girl Cat.

>>90194002
Her mermaid parents come back after being presumed dead for the past century.

>>90194138
Bakemonogatari is the anime. there isn't very much to get besides that. it's a pretty forced comparison.

>>90194329
bottom right is a cis female lesbian who often tries to seduce the male protagonist, maybe because she is bi for him, but probably she is bluffing and only flirts with him for comic relief reasons.

>>90193890
>>90194002
Fuck, Star's going to kiss Marco after they win a fight, isn't she? And Jackie's going to see it. And Marco won't know exactly how he feels about it, but he'll be mad that Jackie saw either way.

Star is going to think she's ruined everything for everyone and run off to join the evil side.

https://youtu.be/gdzrbRZv5uY

>an hour of suffering that infects every important character as time goes by
Thanks, Nefcy.

>>90194520
If Star's going full cat, she better look hot and sultry for the Diaz.

>>90194002
>dialog

What did she mean by this?

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Marco suffering when?

>>90194587
Why does Marco get to sit in a royal chair?

>>90194672
>Marco...Star?

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>>90194624
Seeing others suffer is the only way I can get off, so yes, thank you Nefcy.

>>90194674
He suffered a little in the middle of Just Friends

>>90194002
That's just her reacting to Star's cat fireworks she won't get cucked

>>90194726
The cat fireworks happen in the other party Star goes to.

>>90194674
he has suffered plenty. NaySaya was hard to watch.

>>90194558
Problem is wirh with Jackie having the personality of a trophy. I can't bring myself to care if she gets upset.

Ohhh wonder if marko will feel that way since he's got no real connection towards her outside the pursuit.

Jackie gets all emotional for the first time and all he can say is... "sorry?"

>>90194674
Marco's been suffering since the show started.

>>90194737
>>Marco...Star?
To be fair there a possibility that Jackie decide to go to the other party. But only if she got dump by Marco.

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>>90194644
>If Star's going full cat, she better look hot and sultry for the Diaz.
like this?

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>>90194247
I am ready

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>>90194679
Because River thinks he's boning his daughter.
pic related.

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>>90194800
IWTFTC

>>90194674
Everyone in the show bullies marco, don't matter how big his dickgame is

>>90194674
Every episode where Marco ends up on the bad end of Star's antics, which is almost all of them

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>>90194833

>>90194674
Marco suffers the most on a daily basis, that's why he earns the best long term happiness. Star was always on top and happy throughout season 1 and most of season 2 so now the world has started shitting on her.
Even when he's happy Marco is suffering. Only when it happens to him we laugh (except when we don't).

>>90194867
Her too.
Urethral penetration, very interesting.

>>90194867
So, did i pass?

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So... Pixie Empress x Alfonzo is still best and most legendary ship.

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>>90194909
YES

>>90194900
>Urethral penetration
like, a sounding? how are you gonna inflict that on a cat?

>>90194929
>Dress like a slut
I bet he will whine when Star rapes him, even though he was asking for it. Fucking monsters.

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>>90194935
Too bad she's such a whore

Today I caught a reairing of an episode of Season 1, and seeing Star and Marco there on friendly terms for some reason made me really fucking sad. I guess Just Friends must have fucked me up more than I thought.

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>>90194935
i prefer Ferg x Pixie Empress figurine.

>>90193890
Jackie is shocked when she sees Marco is into Star. Oh boy who didn't see that coming...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xW5xK3UeXs

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i want to kiss toffee!

Jackie is only dating Marco for the tentacle arm she hopes returns

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>>90194002
>>90194683
>>90194786
>Marco goes to Star's party to sort things out with her
>After a while Jackie decides to follow him (skateboard gear)
>Shows up at exactly the wrong moment
I never asked for this

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>>90194992
But they are still on friendly terms

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>>90194644
>>90194800
like this?

>>90194973
A cat that can turn into a black fog capable of instantly consuming large quantities of food.
I'm sure she can magically take it.

>>90195029

Worst ship in this whole fandom

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>>90195034
She was curious, but she is not a whore like Janna

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>>90194981
>Implying he wasn't already raped by Moon

Everything he does to Star is just revenge for that.

>>90195004
>Oh boy who didn't see that coming...
Jarco fag didn't.

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>>90195064
Only when it's adult Moon.

>>90195044
Friendly terms without murder inducing sexual tension. I should have added that.

>>90195120

No, it's always shit

Advanced shit

>>90195075
That would explain why he wanted the wand destroyed so bad.
Can't imagine having that shoved up your cloaca would feel very nice.

>>90194995
How sticky do you think that figurine is now.

THE IMMORTAL MONSTER WILL LONG BE HAUNTED BY THE DARKEST SPELL OF MOON THE UNDAUNTED

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How come Jackie is the only non-twig in Echo Creek Academy?

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>>90195135
why do you hate it so much?

>>90195176
She's actually in her mid-20s. She's only at the school to act as a spy.

>>90194420
>>90194123
FUck I can see it happening, I hope that GV hasn't forgot GL:TAS.

>>90195157
That makes me realize that Star actually accidentally cursed Marco with the monster arm

>>90195176
Brittney

>>90195135
Like, multicolored shit?

>>90195176
Because everyone else in that show is wearing loose sleepwear. Meanwhile Jackie is just being a slut.

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>>90194002
Two....fucking....days

We'll all be dead by them

>>90195205

How so?

>>90195238
yes

>>90195072
Was there any single girl at Echo Creek NOT thirsty for the Diaz?

>>90194558
I kinda hope not. These sort of "whoops, I showed up just at the wrong time to misunderstand everything" events really annoy me in fiction.

>>90195273

Okay but how?

>>90195276
the diaz harem shall consume the earth and beyond

My greatest hope is that the season will end with Marco having to come to terms with who he loves more and not making a decision before the credits roll.

>>90194030
No, Star will do this instead, and Jackie will get back at her by cornering and taking Marco herself, and it will just keep going back and forth and back and forth forever, an endless cycle of rape and posturing, escalating into kidnapping, counter kidnapping, public rape, ownership claim campaigns on every form of media, branding, cloning and finally WWIII.
Marco will hate every second, and it will be hilarious.

>>90195296
She tried to fix his arm but it said it will be back and Marco had that vision of the monster arm in Sturm the castle

>>90195338

oh yeah

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>>90195044

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>>90195157

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http://skycow.us/r/sveg

CAN WE GET SOME SHORT HAIR STAR UP IN HERE!

>>90195391
fuck off

>>90195140
EXTREMELY STICKY with frosting from the cake

>>90195326
Not doing a Korra and having Marco end up with Ferguson, while giving no hints towards this being endgame.

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>>90195391
No.

>>90195276
Brittany showed negative interest.

>>90195402
>>90195420
Are you sure?

>>90195408
That's an unfair comparison,, Ferguson actually has a personality.

I want to drink star's precious nutrients

Son its a hundred percent that queen eclipsa butterfly will somehow awaken in star right? and brake her body out of the crystal.

>>90195178
I would really like to watch a young Moon and mentor/teacher/bodyguard Toffee and witness their deep friendship eventually turn into a tragic rivalry.

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>>90195408
I'd love this, just to see the hysteric fallout.

>>90195467
>Eclipsa escapes
>Enters the battle
>"Mom?"
>"Toffee, you're grounded."
Good end.

>>90195456
Fuck, you right. Fine Alfonzo then.

>>90195455
Yes.

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>>90195456
o snap!

Did a new episode come out?

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>>90195439

And look what happened to her

>>90195496
More shows need to end with a Bromance ending.

>>90195408
>>90195496
Ferguson did take Marco'shand-holding virginity

>>90195520
source please.

>>90195532
this all happened because the school mascot was destroyed.

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>>90194491
its very text havy, so i hope you are a fats reader but the animation is great and the girls are really enjoyable.

monkey is best girl

>>90195531
No, just a preview image of Jackie looking shocked which of course caused a shitstorm.

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>>90195374
http://skycow.us/r/sveg

>>90195579
But is there any traps in the show. I like my anime with side course of traps please.

>>90195622

That's a beutiful Ludo

>>90194002
>I'm gonna need a bigger vagina...

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>When Star vs FOE airs on regular Disney Channel for free in your country
>But they only air Season 1

>>90195369
Fucking love this.

>>90195281
Seconded.

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>>90195178
Reminder that MoonxToffee is a shit-tier tumblr ship

>>90195369
I shouldn't have had to laugh so hard at this. Now I had to explain to my mid-40s co-workers that I, at the age of 37, watch a show for kids. I think one of them is genuinely interested.

>>90195685
>Jackie wearing a helmet during coitus
>Marco's idea of protected sex

>>90195708
>Incest is a trigger to some people.
But having a married woman end up with one of her greatest enemies, of a different species, simply because some autist decided they would make a good couple is perfectly fine.

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>>90195408
before she showed interest in Marco in Bon-Bon, I used to ship Star with Ferg . Because Ferguson reminded me the most of Star's dad (overweight manlets), and Ferg seemed way more interested in going on adventures (Marco was always trying to be responsible and avoid danger, but would enjoy the adventure despite himelf).

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>>90195176
Because she hides her mermaid tail up her ass.

>>90195767

Star hates both of them

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STARCO IS CUTE AND PERFECT!

CUTE AND PERFECT!

>>90195809

AND JANNA IS SHIT

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>>90195369
Ferg and Alf will pick up whoever loses the MarcoBowl to be the third wheel on their tricycle.

I want to be bitten by the small mouth on Star's tongue.

>>90195768
like Squirrel Girl?

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>>90195837
right concept. wrong girl.

>>90195369
Strikingly fitting.

>>90195369
disney owns the rights. they could literally have F&A sing this if they wanted to.

>>90195809
This picture remind me of a girl I know. Now I'm starting to miss her again.

>>90195858
Jackie does it so she doesn't stand out.
Squirrel Girl does it for fun.

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>>90195176
>>90195199

>Jackie turns out to be another Tammy
>inter-dimensional spook
>spying on Star to gather evidence and indict the Mewni royal family for monster genocide

Pls yes

>>90195864
>Implying Jackie will win MarcoBowl
Did you forget about this >>90194002
We all know that Heckapoo is going to win the bowl.

>>90195993

Marco's known her his whole life

>>90194002
>jackie's face when she first sees the D.iaz

Just finished the evaluation episode
>Entire evaluation consists of testing whether or not the student has learned one single arbitrarily selected spell
>Student fails a hundred straight tries
>Taps into poorly controlled magic on the way out the door
>"You pass."

J U S T

Also his report to the queen was pretty shitty too, his analysis could have been way deeper
>Her repertoire is primarily original works, suggesting that she hasn't been doing much studying, more like just experimentation
>Her abilities are almost entirely combat oriented suggesting that either she gets in a lot of fights, or she has a conflict-hungry personality
etc etc

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All around me are familiar faces

>>90196028
this is a kids show

>>90196028
this is a kids show

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>>90195864
>implying Ferg has any interest in the bug

>>90196028
this is a cuck show

>>90196028
This is a televisual entertainment product directed primarily at adolescents.

>>90194935
Who?

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>>90195708
you're right, i just like how they draw toffee

>>90196028
kids, this is a show

>>90196028
>"You pass."
To be accurate she didn't say that

>Her repertoire is primarily original works, suggesting that she hasn't been doing much studying, more like just experimentation
Considering that she told them she replaced the spellbook with a notebook and they KNOW she lost Glossaryck, I'm going to assume that's always been a thing

>>Her abilities are almost entirely combat oriented suggesting that either she gets in a lot of fights, or she has a conflict-hungry personality
She's her father's daughter, they already know that

0/10 apply yourself

>>90196028
this is a show for 18-58 year olds

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>that smile
You JUST know she enjoyed it.

>>90196092
Yes, those are the ones that attract the most manchildren. The hardcore shippers are reaching Tumblr levels of delusion. It's almost like they think the characters are real or something.

>>90196028
>Entire evaluation consists of testing whether or not the student has learned one single arbitrarily selected spell
Seems like that spell is meant to be one that most student learn early one. And it clear that she would of tested more then just that spell if Star wasn't such a huge fuck up who couldn't even do one simple spell.
Also it's a kids show.

>>90196166
They don't know she hasn't been studying at all up to this point, only that her training has been different than her mothers

0/10 critique desu

>>90195764
these people are from another planet.

>>90196181
She can do the spell now though.

And I don't mean with the garbage, she was trying to hit a levitating ball in Running with Scissors

>>90196020
Deeeeeeep Cover

>>90196176
>It's almost like they think the characters are real or something.
There are worst things to worry about than people using this show to engage in escapism from the daily grind.

>>90196191
Because they know she's not studying using the book. She is, or was, learning by going through Glossaryck's weird tests

>>90196028
this is a squid show

>>90196028
this is the kiddie pool

go back to the adult swimming zone

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>>90196137
The Ultimate Villain Alfonzo aka the Prime Evil Dooble.

>>90196028
This is a Janna show

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How bad will Star shit on Glossaryck? What will be said about him?

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>>90195455
you fucking ruined it
>>90195374
>>90195622

>>90196300
Janna, get the fuck out of here. We don't need worst character shitting up this thread.

>>90196028
>Entire evaluation consists of testing whether or not the student has learned one single arbitrarily selected spell

That wasn't the entire evaluation, she just never got past that.

>Taps into poorly controlled magic on the way out the door

She showed that while she didn't use the standard framework for magic, her spellcasting was nonetheless extremely advanced. She hadn't learned how to levitate shit, but she had the ability to produce incredibly powerful effects.

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>>90196175

>>90196318
That part of the song will be devoted to how she hate him, but still wish he would come back.

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>>90196341
why would you say that

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>>90196341
You will need me soon enough Anon, cause i got your house keys

>>90196416

JANNA IS SHIT

AND A SHIT CHICKEN

>>90194409
guess who has the video fixed ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ anyway it's not that bad dude XD

so, Do you think Star'll wish she was dead by the end of the finale?

>>90196433

Yeah it's cool

>>90196327
AYYYYY

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>>90196327

Wait, I finished the Star at the bottom left

>>90194768
>wonder if marko will feel that way since he's got no real connection towards her outside the pursuit.
Marco definitely does have a connection with jackie, you dumbass starcofag

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>>90196341
Huh? Y..you don't like me? But I thought..

>>90196416
Because you an autistic little cunt, who will never understand other people feeling, Janna.

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>>90196341

>>90196435
Certainly.
Moon will take that a bit further.

>>90195046
So Star'll break her neck falling off a roof?

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>>90196467
I understand.. How could a cool boy like you ever love a dirty little gypsy like me? Heh.. I don't know what I was thinking.

>>90195391
Never.

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Say something nice about Janna

>>90195408
Maybe Star'll end up with the Ferg, just like her mom ended up with the short and stocky River.

>>90194002
OH SHIT

>>90196577

You are for bullying only

>>90196549
I think you're okay, Janna. But I'd like my house keys back please. Seriously, I need to feed my dog.

>>90196577
She's a good friend to Star.

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>>90196577
You're one tasty banana, Janna

Let me get this straight: a cartoon show for 2-11 year olds is capturing the attention of a significant portion of this board's 18-45 year olds?

Is this show that good or is there something I'm missing?

>>90196577
She's probably never stolen any babies.

>>90196028

show this a kid

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>>90196577
get outta town

>>90196577
You are a strong girl... for a gypsy

>>90194935
>>90194995
Didn't one of them have a kid with her.

>>90196549
Shit... I can't stay mad at that face. I'm sorry for getting mad at you Janna.

>>90196577
You look pretty hot without the jacket on.

>>90196611
its going out of the way to shit on the main character's romance on the other main character, so /co/ is getting infatuated with how over the top the cucking is going

hell, one scene has the main character holding hands with the other main character, and then the 2nd main character starts making out with their love interest while still holding hands

>>90196611
It's a decent show. Has some interesting plot points and lore, but the majority of the thread is just two groups who ship the male lead with one of two characters and are constantly just calling each other out and being generally retarded.

>>90196427
I thought this was cropped porn for a second. I hate how i've been conditioned to this.

>>90196611
The real answer is we're all 2-11 years old.

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>>90196456
>>90196452
I fixed the Star that the short hair fag ruined

>>90196643
Nope. But one of them is marry to her.

How do I get a weird brownish gypsy gf

>>90196577
you just got dubs

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>>90196609
But if you have your keys how will I watch you sl.. I mean what if I need it for emergencies? Can I make a copy first?

>>90196611
Cucks venting out their frustrations on a joyful and full of life 14 year old delighting themselves in her own cuckery.

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>>90196577
your jaw gives this guy a run for his money

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>>90196674

>>90196679

Now THIS

This is art

>>90196689
Go to a trash dump, find a gypsy girl there, then remove said gypsy girl from the dump.

Why is it Moon's version of the wand is all elegant and beautiful, but Star's looks like some cheap piece of plasticky crap

>>90196689
Buy her from her father

>>90196577
She's nepeta 2.0.

>>90196457
He's got an obsession, he's only made progress with Jackie due to Stars interventions.

Before then it was YEARS of him just waving to her at school. Parker Bros has more game with women than Marko.

>>90196724
Star can't be trusted with such an expensive tool.

>>90196724
It fits the owner.
Except that if Star had more plastic she wouldn't be that flat

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>>90196724
why Eclipsa's version is a fully functioning umbrella?

what IS a wand, at its core? even the gem looks different with every different owner

>>90196577
Hitler would have gassed you first.

What music would Janna listen to?

>>90196724
Royal and elegant wand vs weeabo magical girl wand

>>90196695
Fine. But I'm going to need those soon, or else my house is getting trashed by a hungry dog.

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>>90194012
>Season finale livestream with Starfan13
>Starts as normal
>Momentarily drops the "act" of being the obsessive fangirl at the end
>Nefcy trying really hard not to speak in her normal voice, gives a passionate speech
>"I love Star. I love her with all my heart. I've loved her from the moment she popped into my life. But I knew she was never going to have an easy life. She'd make mistakes, she'd suffer from them, she'd make tough choices. I knew Star would face heartbreak. But I also knew Star, my Star, would do her best to come out of this. She'll get scratches, bruises, and scars as she goes through this, some of them ugly, some of them permanent. But she will pull through this, as a stronger, better person. I could see that before almost anyone else could. And I wanted to be there for her, as best I could. Because I really, truly love Star. And in a few months, she'll be back, better than ever."
>Ends with S3 release date, and a "Hope to see you there."
>yfw

>>90196028
>>Entire evaluation consists of testing whether or not the student has learned one single arbitrarily selected spell
>>Student fails a hundred straight tries
>>Taps into poorly controlled magic on the way out the door
>>"You pass.

"Poorly controlled magic?"

Star has been CREATING LIFE with her spells. No, she didn't know how to use a levitate spell.

Because she was bored by it and made her own spells that CREATE LIFE.

She's beyond a prodigy. Not to mention that she's ridiculously powerful and apparently is incorruptible.

That's a potent combination indeed.

Oh, and did you notice that she was using the levitate spell to clean up around the school?

Remember that the spellbook is gone: How did she suddenly learn that spell? We know for an absolute fact that she didn't know it when Baby showed up, but then, bam, there she is, using it like nothing.

...right after Ludo learned it with HIS half of the wand.

The word 'cleave' is a complicated one.

>>90196724

Star is a fucking baby, which is why it looks like a toy rattle

>>90196795
fuck off

>>90196577
Your people have a rich heritage of traditions.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0KOJWyR4SU

>>90196724
Star is childish, unstable, and lazy.

>>90196771
I like to picture her singing along to the most cancerous girl pop in secret

>>90196828
NO U

>>90196884
KA-KA-KAWAII!

>>90196850
You say that like it's a bad thing, dad. She's my wife.

>>90196726
After Marco's magic-created clone cucked Star with Janna, she settled for her own clone?

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>>90196724
The shape of the wand seems to be based on the heart of the person wielding it. The only exception seems to be Ludo's version of the wand, but that can be explained away as it technically being Toffee's wand.

Should be interesting to see if the Wand's design changes when whatever big shit concerning Star goes down.

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>>90196601
>>90196741
>>90196764
Stop bullying the Janna

>>90196577
She is best girl and she'll end up with Marco in the end, as it was always meant to be.

Marco will always need Janna because she has his house keys.

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remember when Star dipped down in Storm the castle? look at the spell color

So, any AUs the people around her like?

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>>90195391

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>>90196795
>somebody reposted my post
but why

>>90196930
Janna is a cunt, though.

>>90194070
Star could very easily turn full Snake on us

>>90196930
Janna is a banana

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>>90194674

Essentially never, as long as he has scissors.

>>90196968
It hasn't been that thought out as of yet, but I did see one where Star and Ludo essentially swap roles in the story.

>>90196930
I'm going to use Janna's beanie as a cum rag

>>90196884
She sing along to Barbie Girl in her pink pajamas.

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>>90195046
marco will get stuck paying alimony

>>90196577
No that greedy whore gets too much screen time.

Now my beloved Ferguson is reduced to a waving arm in a crowd, with that weird kid.

>>90196971
Star's long hair is one of the few entirely likable things she has left.

>>90196971
YEEEEEEEE

>>90194822
>tumblr-resized shit

who has the original he posted to 4chan or his patreon?

>>90197051
At least until Star falls off the roof after crawling around on it like an asshole.

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>>90196581
Ferg wouldn't settle for Star. despite his low standards, Star does not meet them.

>>90197051
>It's Always Sunny in Echo Creek
>Dozens of episodes titled "Star Fucks Up"

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>>90196973
>>90197042
>>90197058
Why are you so mean? What did Janna ever do to you?

>>90196930
I love her, but y'know it to be true, anon.

>>90197038
That'd be a weird show.

Any idea if there will be a season 4?

>>90197162
no

>>90196724
>Marco gets Ludo's wand
>it turns into a single maraca with mustache and sombrero and a cactus handle and nacho shaped star

>>90196804
iirc star used the levitate a couple times earlier on (mostly for fetching her book and shit), pretty sure her not being able to make something levitate then eventually bringing baby the apple in a miraculous way was the joke

>>90194674
Never, because Heckapoo will be ready to come get him if he does.

>>90197142
she's a banana

>>90197142
I want some rich old fat guys to buy Janna from her parents and use her as their personal breeding slave

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>>90196649
It's okay.. Say Marco.. If you ever wanna swing by the caravan some night.. I know some pretty neat tricks. Maybe I could read your palms?

>>90197205
Not if the Magic High Commission jobs hard against Toffee.

>>90197142
Janna belongs in a juvenile detention center.

>>90196804

Star first used Levitato literally right after the Baby episode. She was trying to snipe the baseball before Marco went off with her scissors. Probably improvised the spell when she realized she needed to learn basic magic after almost failing Baby's test.

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I think I'm in love

>>90197142
I already told you, she took away my fat ginger buddies screen time.

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>>90197237
They wouldn't do that! Not for good.. It's only by the hour. And they.. they said they would stop.

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>>90197355
Please stop

>>90197387
Man that's one hell of a forehead. I wanna crack an egg on that thing. Between her forehead and Janna's chin magic could happen.

>>90197387
is that Nefcy?

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>>90196804
>Star
>Incorruptible

Boy, are we watching the same show? Because Star is totally following in the footsteps of Eclipsa.

>>90193890
This is literally the only show I can tolerate on TV right now. Everything else is hot garbage.

>>90196804
>powerful but uncontrolled
>has much anger in her
>prefers to do things her own way, instead of by the book
sounds like she is luke skywalker

>>90197474
all women on the show who don't hook up with marco are nefcy, anon.

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>>90197474

I thought this was Nefcy

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FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT RHOMBULUS WAS FUCKING RIGHT

>>90197488
she may bend, but she wont break
she was good at resisting eclipsas dark magic, when marco succumbed
if she turns evil, it will not take hold for long, all she needs is someone to show her the way

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>>90197133
Star:
>Pony, I think I like Marco. I mean, I think I love him.

Pony:
>Haha! you love the earth turd? that's hilarious. no but seriously, I'm happy for you. but you better keep him away from that Jackie girl from your sleep-over. from what you've told me, you seem to be pushing them closer together. If you keep doing that, you're going to end up cucking yourself.

Star:
>Pony, come on. There is no way that I would ever cuck myself. I may not be as smart as my great great great great grandmother Bethany the Bright, but I'm not so stupid that I would cuck myself.

Black screen.

cue intro theme music and episode title:
>Star Cucks Herself.

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>>90197424
...Janna. Have a ghost hug.

>>90197501
You're really describing Anakin from TCW series.

>>90197559
anakin is eclipsa

>>90197540
Nefcy here, WRONG.

>>90197505
but how can anyone be immune to The Diaz

>>90197575
Is Toffee the Emperor?

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>>90197540
She has a good heart, yes...

But she is fully capable of doing the wrong thing for all the right reasons.

>>90197424
It's good money Janna, it helps puts your siblings though school. Besides, your contract only requires two babies each.

>>90197608
i guess
but ludo would be vader

Reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqcrwNXRgAo

>>90197608
Does Toffee ever screech autistically while doing a 920 degree spin?

>>90197559
Anaclipsa Starwalker.

>>90197575
>>90197608
Eclipsa is Plagueis
Toffee is Palpatine
Star is Anakin

>>90197462
Janna is a serial reoffender and needs to be confined for the protection of herself and those around her.

>>90197501
>>90197559
she has traits of both luke and han
so she might actually be lone starr

>>90197527
Didn't he rip off his nipple to give an evil genius to Star?

>>90197665
Fuck off Almost Satan. I laughted.

>>90197682
"It's treason, then. SURPRISSSSSSSEEEEE!"

>>90197686
Seems legit.

>>90197527

About what

>>90197718

STAR BEING EVIL

>>90197682
i would pay to see that

>>90197660
A troubled individual who is not as bad as he initially seems?

That actually fits Ludo pretty well.

>>90197728
staracts as her conscience directs her with little regard for what others expect of him. She makes her own way, but she's kind and benevolent. Shee believes in goodness and right but has little use for laws and regulations. She hates it when people try to intimidate others and tell them what to do. She follows his own moral compass, which, although good, may not agree with that of society.

star is a heavily flawed character, but she is most certainly not evil, more like chaotic good

>>90197718

He had a gut feeling that Star's the reason why magic was on the fritz. Not sure if being evil contributes to her messing up magic but eh maybe Monday will clear it up

>>90197709
Possibly, remember he didn't know which one was evil, so he froze both.

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>janna has a crush on marco
>too autistic to tell him or give him real hints
>sperg out and do weird shit like steal his keys and personal information

I'd really revel in that. Also.

>she probably is low key feminine and wears the laceiest of undergarments

>>90197804

>she is most certainly not evil

YOU JUST WAIT

>>90197732
>Ludo bursts into Toffee's castle
>"Master Ludo. I take it Star has been destroyed then? I must say you´re here sooner than expected."
>"You're under arrest, Toffee."
>"Are you threatening me, bird?"
>"My wand will decide your fate."
>"I AM YOUR WAND"

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How frequently star bullys Marco on his routine ?

>>90197728
>>90197805

I actually think it would be really cool if it turned out rhoms gut is an inate ability and he can naturally sense evil or magical disturbances.

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>>90197804
Mark my words:

Star will do something to Marco she's going to seriously regret.