I think we can all agree that everybody fucking hates this guy.

I don't like him but it was pretty shitty of Steven to destroy his relationship without remorse.

He did try to murder Lars on screen

>>90173786
Out of the townies I find him the most interesting, though that's not saying much.

>>90173786
I legit hope he's raped to death by the mayor.

>>90173786
The guy is kinda meh, his jokes are either a hit or a miss, i always saw him as the strawman in the show, but also a little bit like Dale the guy is conspiracy nutjob that understand a little bit of what's going on, but can't see the whole picture even if is in front of him, i know he's always been a fedora guy joke too, but the new episode still feel out of character for him

I want to eat his hair,
It looks like mac 'n cheese.

>>90173851
To his defense, he was confronted with supernatural forces that would put anyone on the edge.

Plus Lars threw Sadie under the bus beforehand

>>90173786
>we can all agree
No.

Also I like Lars character, so we can't all agree on that either.

>>90173851
One good deed doesn't erase a lifetime of bad ones anon.

>>90174112
>To his defence, it was Lars
Fity

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>hating Ronaldo "The Clod Crusher" Fryman

i want the Rock """People""" to leave this board NOW

>>90174148 nobody likes Lars pls kill yourself

>>90174268
Lars is one of the better townies in that he actually has a character. Almost everyone else is just a always smiling piece of cardboard.

I like ronaldo i just wish they'd use him a bit better.
Like have him go full detective or something

>>90173851
>>90174187
kek

The problem with Ronaldo is that although he's the only one who cares about the Gem's influence on the world, his overwhelming desire to be the center of the universe/saviour of humanity overrides any good that he can potentially do.

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>>90174268
You first, fag.

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You guys just fucking hate him because he hits too close to home with you guys.

You realize this is exactly something Ronaldo would do right?

>>90173786
nah i don't hate him.
i hate pearl and bismuth more than i would ever hate Ronaldo

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>>90174489
i need more ronaldo lewds

>>90178593
>prk
This looks familiar. Does this guy post anywhere now that y-gallery is down?

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>>90177859
I was gonna say something similar to that

>>90173786
He is the only funny character in steven universe.

I hate him with the burning passion of a thousand white suns, and the fact that they keep making episodes about him infuriates me to no end

>>90173786
looks like a dyke

>>90173786
All of the teens/young adults are terrible and so are any episodes focusing on them.

Even Sadie isn't saved by being a chubby shortstack voiced by Kate Micucci.

>>90178593
girls like you are why mankind's bloodline remains weak

>>90179381
>mankind
Why do so few people use "humanity"?

>>90179428
Because you're triggered.

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>>90179428
Mankind rolls off the tongue better.

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>>90177859
>You guys just fucking hate him because he hits too close to home with you guys.

>>90179428
The etymology of man was originally gender neutral.

>>90174066
Yeah, but that's the difference between what makes Dale funny vs. Ronaldo not, and you said it. This guy is often a strawman, Dale was a caricature. Despite being literally cucked every day, his "Aliens impregnated my wife" comical explanation never segued into Mike Judge telling the audience on his soapbox the rights and wrongs of having an affair. Having an affair was merely a part of these characters worlds, they all dealt with it in their own in-character ways, and it's meant to take a serious situation and make it really funny.

In SU's case, every character needs to have some definitive black and white moral by the end of the episode or it's a bust, in the writers eyes.

>>90173786
remember when people shipped him with Peridot?

Huh? I enjoy him.

I want him to fuck me in the ass

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>>90174187

Marvel believes that long hair is a sign of patriarchal oppression.

>>90179478
But you're pic related proves you wrong.

You would be right. I hope him and and family die in space when the diamonds take them

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>>90174187
Kek

>>90180352
Hey, the Illusive Man's constant protection of yumanity led to the near-defeat of mankind. Who knows where this elusive race of yumans is? No one knows.

>>90179428
Humanity is overrated

>>90180451
The Illusive Man saved mankind though by protecting one of yumanity's greatest assets. Without him the Reapers surely would have won.

>>90180533
Fuck you, xeno scum. Humanity is the best thing to happen to the known universe since the Cambrian Explosion.

>>90179381
>girls
Gay chubfags.

>>90180736
Yeah, whatever makes you feel good about yourself :)

>>90177859
I always sympathized with him.

>ywn sit down with him and listen earnestly to all his theories
>ywn spend long hours in heated debates over ancient aliens, gang stalking, and the simulation
>ywn become a true friend that realizes deep down all he wants is to be someone, to find some grander meaning and purpose in his mundane and fleeting life
>ywn go out on ghost hunting adventures together, laughing and smiling and slowly realizing the true joy is each others company
>ywn slip your penis into that tight virgin boipussy as he sobs into the pillow, begging you not to grab his soft, supple love handles so hard as you rock against his quivering thighs
>ywn rent cheesy horror movies to watch and nitpick

Why even live

>>90173786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlqEvkhl0So&t=0s

>>90174268
Lies. I like Lars.

>>90173786
Ronaldo did literally nothing wrong.

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>>90173786
But Ronaldo is so cute

>>90174454
Underrated post

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no one listened when he told them about the space rock feminists

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlqEvkhl0So&t=0s


one day theyll remember

one day

>>90177859
Nah Lars is the one that hit too close to home.
With the "alone around other people" and "bad relationship with a mentally disturbed short stack" double whammy.

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>>90182764
kek, I knew he was a SU fag all along. ONly those would care engough to do this for so long and so deeply.

>>90183031
>"You sure make a lot of content about SU for someone who claims to hate it. Now where's your eighth video on The Legend of Korra?"
literally the description of the video

Ronaldo seems based on Dale from KOTH or Dib from IZ, both of which we know Sugar took inspiration from. Unfortunately he is generally a strawman when he has so much potentional to be a really great side character. The writers just fumble with him so much and want him to be a "fedora wearing weeb/channer that is the antithesis to SJWs."

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>>90179381
But why
Ronaldo is a cutie

and he represents a majority of you anyway so shouldn't you be happy girls are into him?

>>90183737
his weak asthmatic breathing will be the ruin of society

>>90183588
the IMAX called, they need their projector back ASAP, you're killing their weekend take.

>>90183737
Look, going to be straight with you here, why?

i love him because of his confidence. hes one of us successful nerds who bang 6/10 frumpy gamer chicks.

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>>90173851
You act like that was a bad thing.

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MY DIAMOND!
YOUR DIAMOND!

>>90184072
why what

>>90184402
Why not?

>>90184227
Dude, it's okay, I'ma drool on ya.

>>90173786
Ronaldo is great, so is Lars, fuck the haters, the episode with the horror movie club was good, he was hilarious in that episode after Jailbreak whatever that was called and Rising Tides/Crashing Skies was also extremely good, lorefags need to get over their expectations about episodes from two fucking years ago

>>90184227

MARMIAMOND!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5AV0ThCj8c

>>90173786
Trick question
I hate every townie except for greg

>>90173786
We can all agree everybody hates Chris,yes.

>>90174268
Nobody likes you, why don't you kill yourself?

>>90177859
Well, yeah. Of course I hate it when a show tries to strawman my beliefs and preach at me.

>>90182764
Is smug woolie the new meta?

>>90179428
Because there is no humanity left in mankind

>>90183737
>>90184072
why ronaldo

Lars is the worst, ronaldo is /ourguy/ hes an /a/utistic weeb, but one of us.
You should hate lars the most, then the cool kids before Ronaldo

>>90184825
Lars has shown some small capacity to grow and feel shame. Ronaldo is incapable of both.

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>>90173786
Well he is named after an universally hated soccer player

>>90184844
>lets insult this kids dead mom because its tangentially her fault I didn't get to hang out with these cool kids who I don't fit in with
Literally kill yourself

>>90173851
Good. Fuck him. That dumbo-eared, hula-hoop looking mother fucker.

>>90184943
Hit a nerve there, eh, adoptarino?

>>90173786
ronaldo best human
lars 2nd best but still would've been nice if he killed him

>>90173786
Is the episode out?

>>90173786

Ronaldo is the best townie.

Figures that 4chan doesn't like him though, since he's basically a parody of it.

>>90180443
Sauce?

>>90184812
he thicc.

You've spent hopefully at least a couple days on /co/. You should know by now some people like 'em thicc.

Yes thicc means fat in this case

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>>90185103
>Ronaldo
>A parody of 4chan as a whole
You don't visit the other boards very often, do you?

>>90185238
Are you says rinaldo.isnt our guy, but.instead a.fucking reddit 9fag tumblrina?

>>90185270
Sadly, yes.
Take a tour trough /R9K/,/D/,/X/,/B/,/SP/ or any of the other boards that isn't /tg/,/v/,/co/ or /a/ and you'll notice.
I recommend /po/
/po/ is love.

>>90185238

He is a parody of the culture of the RELEVANT boards, fuckboy.

/a/, /x/ and /pol/ first and foremost(because they are the easiest to make fun of), though all the other big boards like /co/, /v/ and /tv/ also apply.

>>90184649
>Character parody my beliefs Quick use that "Strawman" words cool kids use
You keep using that word yadda yadda

>>90173786
He's a fat fuck who wears sandals, I hate him for those two things alone

>>90173786
Hes /x/'s guy.

>>90173786
I like him, I just think they could be utilizing him better. He's hit and miss but he has a lot of potential to be funnier.

>>90187619
this.

you go to /pol/ for people who exaggerate their dank nazi memes, most of them is probably just baiting each other by pretending to be more retarded than the last guy.

legit crazies hang out in /x/

>>90184649
>All these people throwing "strawman" around
What beliefs of yours does Ronaldo preach?

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>>90188373
Have you seen the latest preview? He's obviously a strawman for either people that don't like certain aspects of the show (like the humans being absolutely retarded or all gems being female for no other reason that fuck you) or /pol/acks

>>90188422
Having male gems would be retarded, though. They're a sexless race who would have no concept of alternate pronouns.

>>90173851
A lot of people have tried to murder others in this show.

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>>90188681
>They're a sexless race
>that conveniently have the form and sound of a human female by default, from the hair to the hourglass figure
>but they're not female I swear guys

C'mon mate. You and I both know that's just a shitty excuse to have the lesbo shit past the censors.
I don't even want male gems though, I just want a desing that isn't humanoid. Why not have monsters with normal gem minds as soldiers? They seem to be stronger in general than gems, only reason they lose is because they're dumb as animals.

>>90188835
Bismuth and Ruby hardly look female at all. They just look humanoid.

>>90188867
Ruby has little hips and also was desing like that to avoid shit getting crazy in other countrys when it's revealed that she's in a relationship with Shappire and Bismuth's desing is absolutely awful for 80% of the episode. I just want more good variety desing other than hourglass female or dumbass midget, that's all

>>90173786
Gee "everyone" hates the straight white red pilled male who is also been shown to be quite the ladies man. Why would the loving accepting community of Steven universe fans possibly dislike Ronaldo. If you hate Ronaldo you probably think Garnet or Bismuth is the best gem. [Spoiler] lapis best gem idiot [/spoiler]

>>90185212
i don't understand

are you telling me that girls don't spend all their time telling fat boys to kill themselves on the internet

i hope hes one of the first deaths in the show so we dont have to seal with his shit

>>90183031
Something tells me that he probably exaggerates all his positions for the hearty keks, but does, on some level, agree with everything that he's saying.

Besides, E;R is (((our))) guy.

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>all this whining
Post more Ronaldos. Ronaldo is cute.

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>>90190718

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>>90190862

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>>90190892

>>90174268
>nobody likes what i don't like
Kill yourself you massive faggot

>>90173786
I don't hate him, I just think he shouldn't get episodes centered around him.

>>90178593
>wanting lews of this fat tub of lard
>not the superior peedee

fucking LEAVE

>>90190575
>Something tells me that he probably exaggerates all his positions for the hearty keks
To think otherwise would be absolutely retarded. Every time someone asks him if he's joking he evades the question, because of course, you don't tell what the fucking joke is

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>>90173851
No one gives a flying fuck about lars though.