"RIVERDALE" TALKBACK: SPOOKY EDITION

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>>90173367
>mfw archie comics posted a spoiler on their instagram page when the episode hasn't aired yet

>>90173474
It's just a dream.

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>>90173474
Welp, the official Riverdale retweeted this so I guess I'll just leave this here.

>>90173367
Zombies time

>>90173693
>This is not good times for you Archiekins!
>This DARK TIMES!

SnapdaleAnon, please leave this thread alone

I'm gonna miss grundy

why is cheryl so weird

and there's the closest you'll ever get to zombies

>>90174269
SHE MISSES HER BROTHERS COCK

Ghost incest?

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Sweaty archie

Wait why does he care about football again?

>>90174349
Grundy left so he doesn't want to do music anymore because teen angst

>>90174349
because he still wants the scholarship for college

>>90173367

For some reason I enjoy Chink Reggie.

He's a jerk, but he looks so punchable!

Huh, Pops is actually kind of small and shitty looking.

>>90174349
He literally explained it in overwhelming detail

>>90174349

Because wanting to be Football captain is part of teenage Americana, and Archie is nothing but Americana.

Fred can't catch a break
old flame doesn't want him
gets cock blocked by his own son with grundy

Poppa Archie is as confused about dating as Betty is

>>90174381
I was distracted!

Time for bleaching

>>90174349
>football gets me a scholorship
>scholoship gets me to college
>where i can study music

>>90174371
Was his prime trait in KC Undercover

Estimated time until archie screws Val?

I'm not the only one who thinks Valerie looks like Melody, am I?

Melody was always sort of goofy, and Valerie looks goofy.

Hey look, it's the huge bitch.

And the other huge bitch.

>>90174436

stop being so catty anon

>>90174419
Because schools that recruit for football have good music programs. Or that'll be able to even play.

>>90174407
Oh no, please dont be the SC guy

FOLLOW UR DREAMS ARCH

>>90174236
we all are anon

Archie needs to get over Grundy and start focusing on Betty and Veronica.

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>>90174451

That's the Pussycat's job!

>>90174483
one does not simply get over cougar pussy

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>>90174483

Betty\Veronica is endgame.

Betty's going to get with Val's brother, and Archie is going to get with Val

>>90174502
She literally puts on Lolita Glasses just to oogle under age dudesn

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Reminder that Archie is perfect.

Fuck off Cheryl, you're in no position to judge anyone.

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>>90174597
that's a funny way to say Jughead

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>>90174529

And pics of Trev and Betty

fred is so psyched his son isn't being statutory raped

polly killed jason

>>90174686
Fred is a good dad

I thought Polly was her alter ego.

>>90174709
Now time to get a huff and fluff from Kevin in the alley.

>using hurt and not kill
Just kinda feels watered down.

3 commercial breaks in 18 minutes, is CW always this frequent with ads?

>>90174733
Kevin is busy feeding his tunnel snake.

>>90173367
THIS IS ONE OF THE MAYBE AN INSIDER POSTS FROM A PRIOR THREAD. Believe at your own risk.


Archie chooses Betty despite having feelings for Veronica.

Archie's father Fred once rejected Betty's mother Alice in high school. He is later arrested for Jason's murder after police determines it was his gun that was used to kill Jason, which causes Archie's mother Mary to return to Riverdale.

Betty believes her mother Alice killed Jason Blossom, but it was actually her father Hal, who wanted revenge against Jason for Polly's breakdown. He framed Fred out of revenge because Alice still had feelings for Fred.

Veronica's father Hiram has been working with Jughead's father FP Jones, a local gang leader, to lower local property prices so he can seize control of Riverdale. The family's butler Smithers has secretly been acquiring said properties under ghost companies and Hiram is ultimately released and return to Riverdale as the richest man in town.

Archie and the gang find out the Blossoms were occultists and Jason attempted to fake his death to escape from their influence. Polly had a breakdown after learning about the Blossoms's activities.

Jughead finds out that there are legends of supernatural forces in the woods surrounding Riverdale and that innocent blood spilled on Sweetwater Lake is said to be the key to awaken powerful forces. It is made clear that Jason being killed and dumped in Sweetwater Lake is a unwittingly a perfect reproduction of the ritual.

Final scene of the season is Sabrina ominiously arriving at Pop's shop while Jughead reads about the results of the ritual in voice-over and how "chaos follows". She introduces herself and immediately afterwards there's a car crash just outside. Everyone steps outside to help while Sabrina flashes a smile.

>>90174732
She seems to THINK she is Polly when she undergoes stress

>>90174502
Oh but he's going to get another feline pussy later.

>>90174732

Polly is her sister but her alter ego is also called Polly

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>>90174732

In Little Archie (adventures of the gang when they're small) Polly is Betty's older teenage sister who she idolizes.

They're much closer in age in Riverdale but it looks like Betty still looks up to big sis, at least before her breakdown.

>>90174811
>>90174787
Post Dark Betty please

>>90174780
Yeah, this one seems to be BS. The last episodes were just filmed a few weeks ago, and this "leak" does not mention a very critical detail that leaked in a video from episode 8

>>90174829

What's the critical detail?

>>90174829
>a very critical detail
Do tell!

>Reggie trying to be a bro and help out Archie because he fucked up his hand.

Why is Reggie so based?

Reggie cares about Archie!

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>>90174828

>>90174885
>>90174889
Seriously major spoiler here from a video that can be found on the internet:

Polly got knocked up by Jason, which is why she is hidden away from the town.
Jughead and Betty are a couple

>>90174885

Jughead raps Sugar Sugar to an underage girl in order to impress her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJ3RrnGsjRA

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>>90174926

>veronica will never kiss your boo-boo

>mfw Archie's teacher ripped out someone's throat on Gotham once with his teeth.

Good times.

>>90174957

I don't know if you want her to after she got mapled.

Surprise, the lady you're fucking isn't the best judge of talent.

why is that guy such a dickhead?

This is hella awkward.

Damn this is some Vampire Diary shit

>>90174969
Oh fuck, I thought he looked familiar. He's Flamingo?

>>90174996
You got to be hard in the industry.

>dick in the box

TUNNEL SNAKES RULE

Awwwwwwww. It's just a cute little snake. :3

Oh cool I didn't know that Randy Orton was in this.

Papa Cooper please no

The rumor he capped Jason is picking up steam

>>90175010
Yeah that was him.

Is it just me or is there a lot more commercials during this episode than the last 4

stop making me feel bad for cheryl

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>>90174908
>>90174912
Need More Reggie

>>90175166
We haven't even got to the covergirl commercial-in-the-show yet

>>90175180
Truly the real best boy.

He's gold in the current Jughead book.

Is Fred gonna pork Hemione or what
Stop teasing us

No Jugead! You need to remain pure! for Hamboigahs!

>Betty giving Jughead bedroom eyes

>Jughead in a suit and tie

Steel hard, right now.

>>90174926
>>90174956
Me in the pool

Semi-bashful Jughead is all I ever needed in my life I feel so fulfilled.

Was everyone in that family fucking Jason?

What the fuck

>>90175282

Incest is best when everyone is involved. Just ask the Wests.

Who wears their school VARSITY JACKET to a funeral?

I haven't heard this song in years

You have red hair like jason.. SO MUCH ALIKE

I mean, it's an unusual clothing choice, but it's not sacrilege to wear white.

>>90175338
White is the color of funeral wear in China.

>>90175307
Big dick Archie does that's who.

>>90175307
Who wears a CENTURY OLD BEANIE to a funeral?

>>90175338
I thought she was gonna reveal her and Jason had a secret wedding or something

anyone happen to know who did the cover of Shout?

Go away Amy Schumer!

>>90175334
Actually, that's how it usually goes

t. A redead who gets confused for every other redhead by old white ladies who can't tell the difference between me and their relatives

>>90175307
Jocks do. And it's a throwback to the formal uniforms the military.

>>90175398
someone on youtube makes a playlist of all the music on Riverdale a few days after it premieres

I think it's movie&tvplaylistrips or something

>>90175416
JASON??

>>90175416
Uh, redhead not redead

:^)

good sniff, Fred?

Way to be a fucking creeper there Fred

>>90175416
How are you posting this Jason?

CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR! YOU'RE SO BAD AT THIS!

what does betty smell like

>>90175559
So what was granny hiding in the corner for?

>>90175540
Sabrina brings me back in the season finale and sent me back in time to shitpost and talk about how hot Cheryl is

>>90175603
Masturbating.

You're your own worst enemy, Archie!

WHAT
What the fuck is with all this murder and syrup in this show

Maple syrup is serious business

>>90175596
That brand new book smell

>The maple syrup industry runs Riverdale
>A sticky maple is a sex thing

How far down does this sticky hole go?

I think it's obvious that the novelization of this season would be "Of Murder and Syrup".

>>90175307
Chad's.

The episode's over already? There was barely any funeral.

>>90175778
Chad's what?

REGGIE&ARCHIE

>>90175804
Chad's Chad.

>>90175804
Shut up nerd.

Coach Clayton is choosing someone for integrity while his son is such an asshole?

BEST GIRL IS GOING TO WIN THE GINGER BOWL.

BFFs4evah!

>>90175804
Found the not Chad.

Damn they are progressing this fast

archie's going full mom's spaghetti

So Juggie is gonna bone Betty and Archie will get some dark meat?

>>90175893
Best end.

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>>90175893
>>90175931

>Ronnie left to masturbate in the bath.

>>90175935
In the Bath With Reggie

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I can hear them coming. Have mercy.

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UPCOMING EPISODES

6. Chapter Six: Faster, Pussycats! Kill! Kill! (March 1, 2017)
>ROMANCES AND RIVALRIES - With Riverdale High's annual variety show around the corner, Valerie (Hayley Law) helps Archie prepare for his performance, leading to tensions between her and Josie. Betty and Jughead's investigation brings them to a home for troubled youth where they Betty comes face-to-face with her sister Polly (Tiera Skovbye). Just as her relationship with her mother was improving, an unexpected betrayal sends Veronica spiraling, while Josie deals with her own pressures at home after her overbearing father Myles McCoy (guest star Reese Alexander) returns for her performance at the variety show. Hermoine's first day at Andrews Constructions finds her and Fred growing closer.

7. Chapter Seven: In a Lonely Place (March 9, 2017)
>THE SEARCH IS ON - When a major piece of evidence is mysteriously destroyed, new rumors begin to swirl as to who was really behind Jason's murder. Tensions build when Jughead's father returns to the fray and it's revealed that he and Fred have some unresolved issues between them. Meanwhile, Veronica takes matters into her own hands after her fight with Hermione. Cheryl approaches Betty with an unexpected proposal that leaves Betty torn.

Dammit I want Archie/Veronica.

>>90175873

How many episodes is this season? For a 22 episode series yeah, but if it's only something like 10 episodes then it's proceeding fine.

>>90175893
Cheryl has a polyamorous relationship with Josie and Veronica.

Archie hooks up with Val.

Jughead dates Betty and a hamburger.

Kevin fucks the snake dude.

Everyone wins.

>>90176002
13 episodes.

>>90175997
You'll get it eventually.

>>90174399
Poppa Archie should date Betty.

>>90174597
>>90174644
Perfection would be them dating each other. Disdain bitches.

>>90176277
acquire currency

This was only episode 5 of 13, so Betty's dad is a bit of a red herring, right? He could have stolen the files in an effort to stop the police from ever finding out who killed Jason to cause the Blossom family years of uncertain angst, robbing them of closure

>>90176277
I'd watch it twice if this were endgame

I want Archie and Ronnie together :c

>>90176700
I want me and Ronnie together :c

>think this whole Jason hate was just because Polly
>No we always hated that family those bastards killed our ancestor over maple syrup profits!

That took an unexpected turn

>>90177339
Maple syrup rears its ugly head again.

>in the end, the streets will run brown with syrup

Why does this show have decent lore?

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>>90175964

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>>90177522

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>>90177565

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>>90177609

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>>90177642

>mfw I realized Dana DeArmond plays Mrs. Blossom

wtf, i guess she's a legit actress now, not bad either

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>>90177685

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>>90177724

>>90177699
She's not on IMDB.

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>>90177760

>>90177507
>Sherriff, the maple murders have started up again
>Dont worry we're prepared this time

>>90176924
this desu

>>90177509
Maple lore

Why is the thread so slow this week?

Also am I the only one who ships Archie and Betty?

>>90179261
snapchatfriend usually post over 80 pictures after the episode ends, that's why the thread seems smaller

Also yes, you're probably the only person who ships Barchie

>>90179300
Thread feels kinda lonely without Snapdale for some reason. It's become a ritual type thing to see.

>>90179300
Damn shame, I need more interaction between them. What kind of best friends don't even have sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation?

>>90179912
Archie and Jughead except in certain kinds of stories.

>That Shout cover
lmao wtf

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>lots of Cheryl
>no faux-Grundy

This may have been the best episode yet. The camp/gothic atmosphere of it was exactly what I was hoping the show would give us.

>The Blossom's control the maple syrup in Riverdale
>Jason and the football team would "sticky maple" girls

oh...OHH

>>90175968
Thanks for the spoilers

>>90180870
I don't get it. Did Jason invent the term or something?

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I wonder what a conversation between Jughead and Cheryl would be like. I think we've had all the other characters here talk to each other except those two.

>>90181914
it'd either end in murder or sex

>>90174947
wtf what? why would they pair up Betty and Jug!??!

>>90181914
Cheryl probably rapes him or something.

>>90182015
They have been dropping hints of chemistry between the two for the last few episodes. They are getting closer together through the school paper investigations

I just quickly went looking for the clip but could not find it. Trust me, a random anon, that the clip does exist

Did riverdale kill sonic and mega man?

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Why is he so cute?

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>>90182234
>Episode count: 5
>Burgers consumed by Jughead: 1

>>90182427
Do you not count the sundae he ate?

>>90173515
>>90173474

>not realizing it would be a dream/hallucination from the start

>>90182505
They're teasing Afterlife. It's gonna happen.

>>90174432

Yeah I thought Val would be Melody

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>>90182438
It's a burger count, not a general food count.

Val is C U T E

>>90174644

If he was so perfect he would be eating burgers

>>90174708

It was the Blossoms, to save the family name

>>90182577
literally every obvious choice is a red herring, it's going to be someone completely out of left field like Josie or something

>>90175282

>All in the family

>>90182589
Not thinking it's Dilton who's been hearing Hotdog talk to him as Satan a la The Son of Sam

>>90175334

Archie is Jason's half brother. this is why Fred got seperated with his wife because she is a cheating whore

>>90175366

Hipsters

>>90175366
The same kind of people that wear a letterman jacket to a funeral.

>>90175820

Its as f people are hypocrites or something

>>90176424
>He could have stolen the files in an effort to stop the police from ever finding out who killed Jason to cause the Blossom family years of uncertain angst, robbing them of closure

I think, he suspects that his wife murdered Jason so he stole the evidence with the thought of protecting his family

>>90177509

Because there are no expectations from it

>>90181981

or both

>>90182153
>I just quickly went looking for the clip but could not find it. Trust me, a random anon, that the clip does exist

What episode, what happens?

>>90182539

I seriously doubt it would happen before introducing Sabrina.

>>90182902
There was a link to a clip on tumblr posted here a couple of weeks ago, where various characters are talking and they mention that Jughead and Betty are together. People here have said it's from episode 8 (not sure how they know). The clip seems to have been taken down now.

>>90182624

does hotdog even exist?

>>90179700

Someone did post several snapchat filtered pics above though. I for one prefer less spammed threads

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>>90182234

I hope the show spinsoff into Jugehad solo series

>>90182577
i read it was betty's dad for an occult ritual, leading into sabrina's appearance at the end of the season

>>90183120

Thats would be an interesting twist the Coopers & Blossoms are part of a cult that was started several generations ago. Mr Coopers grandpa was actually killed for cult reasons and Jason+Polly got involved in the cult rituals somehow

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>>90183150
It was weird enough when it was just about maple syrup.

What is it with this show and the sticky maple?

>>90183165

Its the damn canadians

Anyone got webm requests?

>>90182951

Nope. Jughead is homeless and doesn't appear to have a dog.

>>90183238
maybe of zombie Jason's reveal?

>>90183257

Better question is where is jellybean?

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>>90183263

>>90183302

Jason's actor must be rally shitty if tehy havent really given him any lines yet

>>90183302
nice, thanks

>>90183381

Welcome anon :)

>>90183302
I'd crawl over a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItCL88CaaE4

>>90183932

Glad they went with the hand knitten felt beanie instead of whatever the heck she is wearing

>tfw that beanie isnt available for sale and would not be affordable if it was anyway

>>90184014
If Riverdale is a hit, there would probably be fanmade Beanies for sale. Lots would be cheap on pop culture conventions

>>90184169
>Lots would be cheap on pop culture conventions

>tfw I live in a 3rd world shithole

>>90184179
3rd world here too but we have so many weebs and westaboos that we have near-monthly conventions year round.

>>90176277
honestly this. it'd be way better than the retarded betty/jughead shit they're about to pull

>final scene
>Jughead has a home and everyone's sat in the diner
>He can finally afford a plate of burgers
>Sabrina slams the door open and his burger pyramid falls down
Hire me Cw

So how was the episode?

>>90185164
honestly, probably the best so far

all plot, no filler

questions answered but bigger ones took their place

Solid decent

>>90174432
Same. Until Archie said her name, I thought she was Melody.

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>>90183266
She is in Daft Punk.

>>90185224
Good to see the show is only getting better. When Sarona comes it'll get really good, I hope

>>90186007
>Sarona

who???.jpg

>>90184511

>thinking they don't have a sabrina spin-off waiting in the wings already

>>90186087
Sabrina. I don't know how I didn't catch that

>>90173367
Nice

When is that spin off comic supposed to come out?

>>90174926
I don't understand anything happening but by god I am going to watch this show now.

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>>90183077
>>90177685
Best ship.

>>90180636
I have hard time seeing the botox Queen as a teenager

Is this show getting dumber,, or is it just me? At least Kevin wasn't fagging it up as much this episode.

>Nick Cave starts playing
When did this show get classy?

>>90194467
It's been dumb from the start. It was never a well written show.

>>90189535
next week

>>90175398
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6ftmJIHd14