Star vs the Friendzone

First for MARCO IS CIS, GET OVER IT!

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Face the Music
>*pyrotechnics*
>She's a rebel princess, she's the best
>She's a ball of lightning in a hot pink dress
>She's a thunder storm roaring through the night
>She's a shooting star and she's lighting up the sky
>"what a delightful little diddy, good job, Star"
>"Oh.....it's not over yet"
>*synchronized trumpet sounds*
>SOYUZ NERUSHIMY RESPUBLIK SVOBODNYKH
>SPOTILA NAVEKI VELIKAYA MYUUUUN
>DA ZDRASTVUYET SOZDANNY VOLLEY NARODOV
>YEDINY MOGUCHY MYUNISKY SOYUZ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rAN-fIcco8

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>Nefcy decides to btfo all the shippers
>Eclipsa breaks free from her crystal prison
>turns out Marco possesses demonic/magical powers because prophecy/convoluted plan devised by Eclipsa which involved Star,Ludo,Toffee,etc.
>Marco joins Eclipsa because destiny/doesn't want to be the "safe kid" anymore/reasons
>next season focuses on Star versing the forces of evil Eclipsa and Marco
>mfw

kind of unlikely this is gonna happen but who knows

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>>90166313
>diddy
It's "ditty", Star, with a double t.
Ditty means a short song
Diddy means a foolish person

Really, do we need to employ the tutors again?

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"Face the Music" promo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9W62wS7dYmk

"Starcrushed" promos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmuGJOgIZ2E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-ItSIq-ekw

The two-part one-hour season finale airs on Monday
Place your bets

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perfect ending desu

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>>90166350
YOU WANNA FIGHT?
I'LL RAPE YOU!
HERE COMES THE STEEL CHAIR!
WHAM!
RIGHT IN THE DIAMONDS!
DOWN GOES VIRGIL!
NOW HERE COMES THE LEG DROP!
DIE, MOM!
WE RUN THIS SHIT!

>>90166392
whats with the autistic samefagging lately

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>>90166376
just some predictions for both episodes

wouldn't get me a victory even if they were all right, but being right is the REAL victory.

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Reminder: Mermaids are known for appearing before doomed ships

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XpNFWAaHLRA

yoooooo

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Thread theme: https://vimeo.com/202168051
>An Angel and Demon are sitting together like friends
>I'm in the middle, which way do I face?
>Either destroy myself or destroy everything else
>They scream in my ear all night
>Is there a right answer to this?
>Demons wearing the masks of angels
>They beckon to me and say to me
>"FOR THE SAKE OF JUSTICE, DESTROY ALL EVIL RIGHT NOW!"
>They say the world is waiting for me...

>>90166281
>you're the best friend a GUY can ask for
we know anon

>>90166538
True thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho1LgF8ys-c

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>Starcofags will unironically defend this

>forcing people to dp their will
>only cares about her feelings and not about the others
>materialistic
>prone to violence
>thinks mewni are master race

can we agree that Star is Hitler 2.0?

>Watching Pizza thing

>In Emillio's shop, you see pictures of Love sentence along with Justin's photo with his name on it

I fucking love how consistent this show is

Autism

>>90166553
If they are such good friends then how come they don' give each other bro-jobs?

>>90166639
>Hungry Larry
>Emilio's is where the old menu comes from

this season is great

>>90166639
Star was hanging a Love Sentence poster in "Red Belt"

>>90166281
He's still the Maiden of Revolution.
Imagine what he could do with a Gundam.

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Tell Brittney something mean!

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>>90166376
Not too radical.

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>>90166607
Everyone knows Marcapoo is master race. Get outta here with that shit.

>>90166691
That one speaking appearance your fatass self got this season was one more than you deserved.

>>90166527
It's okay since I despise that other franchise.

>>90166691
You're a fat slut that peaked in high school.

New crackpot theory. Star is going to release the darkness within Marco with a fit of jealousy.

>>90166607
Well, this isn't over yet.
Star is heartbroken and bursting at the seams.
This might yet get interesting.

>>90166725
She couldn't even peak since she got fat before graduating

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>>90166392
Anon are you all right
in the head

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Damn how did I not even realize this.
His bill was $650

What is with this show and 650?

>>90166607
H-hey guys. What if Jackie wanted Star to watch while she kissed Marco?

>>90166392
>rape

>a super romantic boy band song about being friends that everyone kisses to
you've gotta love how self-aware this show is
>>90166607
dude, if you get this upset over a little turbulence, you'd better not ever fly on aplane

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>>90166705
Marcapoo is shit

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>>90166607

>>90166764
It's just the running gag.

>>90166639
>Star directly references the hair lady from Echo Creek in Just Friends

amazing

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>>90166376

>>90166739
If StarCo isn't endgame I'm not sure if I'll be Platinum Games final boss mad or applauding Nefcy for having the balls to crush the hopes of her fanbase like that.

>>90166764
It's Marco's monthly income

>>90166733
LEWD

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>>90166799
what 'Star gets a haircut' is a reference to?

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>>90166782
superior version

Does Star still have a pair of scissors, or is Marco the only one who has one now? How did that mercenary convince Hekapoo to make a dimensional chainsaw?

>>90166823
Animu cliche

>>90166821
It's the only way I see her fucking things up anymore. By turning her friend and love interest into a threat to her country and people.

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>>90166835
>Starco
>good

>>90166691
Did she get fat?

>>90166879
ye

>>90166254
https://youtu.be/BOYZ0t6T410
Star=Pamina
Marco=Sarastro
Eclipsa=Queen of the Night

>>90166764
650 shows up in 1257 instances of the OEIS. 650 is a primitive abundant number, a square pyramidal number, a pronic number, and the number of seats in the House of Commons of the United Kingdom.

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>>90166841
> is Marco the only one who has one now?
only Marco, Star was using his pair in the following episodes
>How did that mercenary convince Hekapoo to make a dimensional chainsaw?
seeing how much trouble he had with it, she might agree just to see him suffer

>>90166739
What if Star just gets over it? What if the point is that Star just needs to get over it, like a normal person dealing with a relationship that isn't about them?

>>90166823
It was a common punishment for whores in ye olde days.

>>90166823
In many Asian cultures cutting your hair is seen as a sign of new beginning and rebirth. Since traditionally you would never cut your hair past child hood.

>>90166888
When? How?

>>90166900
how fast do you think it takes to get over love?

>>90166891
Magic Flute is pretty good.

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>>90166538
>Star kek'd so hard she ends up putting the multiverse in peril
I never thought I'd see the parallels, but now I do.
Local Princess ruins everything.

A general question for everyone: how physically strong is Star?

Wondered about it when watching her lift a slumped Marco off the ground to his feet this episode. Then there's the huge bag in Raid the Cave; carrying Marco heavy crystal encased body before. And Star getting along without magic when fighting monsters in past. Finally there's that her genes are literal from another world. All this when Marco struggled with Star's spell book.

>>90166948
3 days

>>90166841
if star decides to leave to mewni do you think she will take marco's scissors?

>>90166963
Star can snap people's necks

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STARCO IS CUTE AND PERFECT!

CUTE AND PERFECT!

>>90166948
A decently long time. Who said it was going to be easy or fast?

>>90166963
Strong like a river
Magical like a moon

>>90166281
Nope.

Trans Marco is best Marco.

>>90166768
Interesting proposition

>>90166639
>>90166665
>All the $650s

kek

>>90166963
She's as strong as a cartoon character needs ti be for jokes to work

>>90166900
Anon where do you sit on the spectrum?

If people just 'got over' heart-break so much of human media from Shakespeare to shitty romcoms wouldn't exist.

>>90166902
Those women would be shaved bald, not have their hair cut short

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>>90166835
>tomco that low just because majority here don't like gay pairings
>despite marco being good for tom

>>90166764
It was explained in "Heinous"

>>90166900
Not what this particular story is building up to, though.

>>90166985
https://youtu.be/9sTQ0QdkN3Q

>>90166900
Dude, she just obliterated a sign with that rictus grin on her face.
I don't see her just getting over it .
She basically just sang herself into the friendzone so hard you could etch diamonds with it.

>>90166963
>>90167009
I think it's been implied as hard as it can be without stating it outright that Mewmans are stronger than humans.

Like, yeah, it's a cartoon, but you'd never see Marco lifting up a car even for a joke. Star did it in Mewberty form, yeah, but there are other instances of insane strength in like every other episode.

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>>90166963
She's a trained killer from a lineage of god-empresses.
Mewmans are superhuman, her dad carried her and Marco 10 miles in 5 minutes across uneven terrain, including leaping up a waterfall. Her uncle survived complete decapitation, twice.
Not even going into the magic part.

>>90166835
Who made this?

Glad to know that I'm not the only starfan/Anglo-Saxonist

>>90166799
Didn't Glossaryk say he takes no side?

>>90167020
As a friend, not a degenerate cumrag you idiot.

>>90167020
>gayest board after the literal gay board not liking gay ships
Your ship just sucks anon

>>90167029
Didn't explain why everything keeps costing exactly $650. Also, if Marco only gets $650 a month royalties for the dolls, he's already spent all of the royalties he's received so far.

>>90167069
me

Why is the song so catchy

>Evil Star will become canon

It might make up for all the cucked shit Nefcy has done

>>90167071
Glossaryk also lies

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>>90166334
>turns out Marco possesses demonic/magical powers
this one is possible, that dream in the red belt and in the marco chat, he said that he felt odd since the blood moon ball.

>>90166948
Depends. It may take days, months, even lifetimes, maybe never, and you carry it with you until the end.

>>90166841
Considering how shit it is, the dimensional chainsaw is probably a black market knock-off kind of deal. For people who need dimension hopping but can't manage to get it from Hekapoo

>>90167077
>Didn't explain why everything keeps costing exactly $650

>if Marco only gets $650 a month royalties for the dolls, he's already spent all of the royalties he's received so far
Yes, that is the joke

So, it means that Star have devastated Echo Creek municipal stadium TWICE?

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>>90166900
She's not a normal person, she's a very emotional teenager who's used to getting whatever she wants and following her whims without questioning them, who's experiencing love and proper heartbreak for the first time.

The first time jealousy and not getting someone you pine for hits, it cuts the deepest.

>>90167120
>blood moon gave him powers
>not the actual demon tentacle inside his arm

>>90166963
Mewmans are substantially stronger than humans. Remember all the stuff that River did in Camping Trip, and he says he's out of shape.

Mewmans probably have Spider-Man tier strength.

>>90167079
Godes weorc!

>>90166948
650 days

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>>90167107
>Implying Maleficent Star isn't just the icing on the cake

>>90166989
She must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.

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>>90166985
I like this guys stuff, is there more Star vs. Stuff?

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>>90167020
Just let them revel in their mediocre taste, tomco is made of chemistry and true heartwarming cuddly feels

>>90166334
>>90167120
Marco was literally being corrupted by dark magicks at the end of the episode where Glossaryk was summoned by the jobber council. He probably got stuff from there.

>>90167190
Should've called it Heartbreak Tour.

>>90167218
Tom is a rapist

>>90167076
Bullshit /fit/ is the gayest board outside /faggot/.

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>>90166985
>>90167209
>that Marco

>>90167236
/fit/ is gay in the self denial way

>>90167193
reminds me that if they actually do a "Star in the Wild" episode it would be so cool to have her sing while rebuilding herself

I forget did the tentacle arm say he was always there? Or did Star create him ex nihilo.

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>>90167242
No NUTSHACK here baus, just Punk Starco.

>>90167173
thancung, brothor

>>90166334
>>90167120
>tfw the monster arm got forgotten almost as hard as marco being 30
Fucking status quo

>>90167122
You want to talk about it buddy?

>>90167242
I'm a flip and I self insert as Marco

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>>90167193
SHE'S A REBEL PRINCES SHE'S THE BEST
SHE'S A BALL OF LIGHTNING IN A HOT PINK DRESS
SHE'S A THUNDERSTORM ROLLING THROUGH THE NIGHT
SHE'S OUR SHOOTING STAR
AND SHE'S LIGHTING UP THE SKYYY

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Y'know what the best thing is?

I'm not even super into Starco. I don't defend or fight for any ship. I just point out what seems most likely.

But there are people here that actually believe in a Jarco ending.

So I'm going to sit here and giggle my ass off, and prepare to screencap each and every moment when the series finally puts that shit to bed.

Not because I like starco, tomco, janco, or specicially hate jarco, but just because it won't happen, and people are stupid fucks.

>>90166995
Disgusting parasite.

>>90167150
>>90167190
I can't remember the last time I've felt such pity for a fictional character.

Her face just hurt to look at for the last couple minutes.

>>90166638
Until she commits genocide, no.

>>90167284
some Nutshack never hurt anybody

https://youtu.be/p0CPWnVq-M8

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I pose a question: If they call the dimension that Marco resides in "Earth", does that mean that the planet Star's from is called "Mewni"? Or are they just referring to the kingdom? In that case, is Mewni, like, the only standing kingdom in all of that dimension, or something like that?

>>90167356
t. Starcuck.

>>90167339
>SHE'S A BALL OF LIGHTNING IN A HOT PINK DRESS
But Star hardly wears pink dresses. Is the guy singing about Marco?

>>90167398
It's both. The kingdom is Mewni and the dimension/planet is "The Mewni Dimension."

>>90167339
What a delightful little ditty, good job, Star

>>90167427
Yes, the true Rebel Princess

>>90167427
OH man, the lyrics actually fit the description for Princess Marco now that you point it out.

>>90167427
Marco is a much better Rebel Princess, so maybe.

>>90167388
Cinnamon roll. Too pure. Too perfect.

>>90167388
>getting cucked by the character you voice on a children's cartoon

>>90166764
For like 20 years in Superman comics every single cab ride taken came out to $6.50. Regardless of the distance. Even the space cabs.

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>>90167427
What if...

>>90167315
No. It is beyond words now.

>>90166691
You bitch. They'll cut you out entirely, like those two friends of Marco

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>>90167427
Hey, you think maybe there's a dance at this event?

>>90166281
TUMBLR BTFO ONCE AGAIN

>>90167356
Starfags, when will they learn...

>>90167475
>implying he wasn't just reacting to Star's VA

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>>90166376

>Green
Definitely betting on, would put money on the table immediately. These will be my Bingo winners.

>Blue
Definitely would bet on.

>Yellow
Kinda either-or

>Black
Wouldn't bet on honestly

>Red
Definitely not going to happen from my perspective

Also even though I'm for both long and short hair, I really hope Star doesn't cut hers. It's so iconic at this point, I'd be sad if she lost it.

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>>90167543
She is wearing a blue dress there

>>90167567
>Nervous face
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?????? I NEED TO KNOW

what if you made star cry?

>>90167580
That's her... eager face.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9W62wS7dYmk

>>90167580
he's a goat
he always has that face

>>90167356
Passive aggressive starcofag please

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>>90167158
>>90167224
>>90167314
>Monster arm
>blood moon ball bless/curse
>naysaya curse
>30 year old memory gg status quo
>wearing a suit
i don't know but something really bad will happen to marco.

>>90167209

Here

http://nubbybuns.tumblr.com/post/157600609041

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>>90167580
Don't worry it gets better

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>>90167620
Thanks a bunch anon.

>>90167356
I dont think anyone honestly believes in jarco. Itd be a greater reaction if starco actually didnt happen

>>90167594
i'm hyped for Patrick Stump

>>90167596
>>90167551
>>90167356
>>90167405

I'm actually super into Janna and Marco, with that Thick skater-girl Jackie in close second.

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>>90167522

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>>90167567
>Wearing the same outfit to the event and the after-party
Fucking plebs

But really, having Star try to re-create the Blood Moon Ball to flirt with Marco sounds like the most plausible way they could have her embarrass herself and stick another knife in our guts again at the same time.

>>90167356
When will Starfags learn that you can't disguise that injured anus?

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>>90167224
Marco was possessed by Monster Arm in that episode.

Seriously, the only visual difference between what happened to Marco and what happened to Ludo from reading Eclipsa's chapter is what color their eyes were glowing. Ludo's were green when he was possessed by Toffee, like the corrupted star fragment on the Toffee-wand that he was holding in his right hand. Marco's eyes turned purple, the color of Monster Arm. Which IS his right hand.

>>90167594
Star and Marco sitting like a royal couple.

Why does Nefcy hurt us so?

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Reminder that Adam no longer loves us

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>>90167638
According to the poster, the smile will not be protected

>>90167734
the last piece of the puzzle

>>90167636
Crossdressing != trans.

HE'S A STRAIGHT CIS MALE!

>>90167716
No shit, he doesn't approve of piracy of stuff he works on. What are you, retarded? Do you think they do this for free, or that ratings don't matter?

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>>90167716
I'd fucking watch their show if it was on a regular network.
Can't even see it on-demand without paying extra.

Will the finale leak early or will we have to wait for a stream at 7?

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>>90167356
>I'm not even super into Starco
>I just spend time collecting screencaps of people shitting on it so that I can gloat at the people who shat on my s- I mean, Starco, when Jarco sinks
>you stupid fucks

sure, anon, sure

>>90167716
we did try our best!
it's just... wasn't that much, is all

>>90167716
I'll stop supporting leaks when Disney offers a way to pay for the episode and watch them online as soon as they air. I'm not buying cable TV I'm not an old ass baby boomer retard.

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>>90167638
reminder

>>90167769
As has been already discussed to death, there's actually far better evidence for Marco being a trans-boy than there is for Marco being a trans-girl.

Or just Occam's Razor the whole thing and say Marco is cis. Either works for me.

Face the music will not have any friendship ruining lyrics in the song. Screenshot this and when you're wrong eat a brick.

>>90166313
why is the free market seen as the (real) force of evil in this pic?

>>90167716
Like he has any room to talk, he's WHITE and plays a HISPANIC character!!!

>>90167892
The fucking monsters are voiced by humans too, when will this shit end?

>>90167882
because lazy people are jealous of rich people

>>90167716
Why don't they complain to Spectrum, then?
It's the same thing as when the SU crew was getting all upset at the fans for "leaking" the recent bomb, when it was CN itself that uploaded it to their online app, 5 eps in whole, and left it there for like 12 hours to be fully viewable by anyone who had a viewing account on the CN website.

Like maybe have a word with your affiliates about not releasing ultra-hyped happening episodes several hours early, or something

>>90167734
>>90167850

Nevermind then, it just gets worse. Pull your heart out now

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>>90167882
marxists hate competition because they lose every time

>>90167909
>tentacle arm
>not voiced by an actual tentacle

CULTURAL APPROPRIATION

>>90167850
Oh boy! I can't wait to cringe!

I hope we have some noce mother and daughter momment in the finale.

Wr never really see star dealing with her mother and their diferrences , they have their points of view but i believe that both star and moon share something in common like a deep wish to change mewni to better

>ctrl-f mega
>only 1 result
What, no E20 full episode rip yet?

>>90167880
How about regular old friendship ruining ACTIONS instead? Oh and:
>screencapping non-digit, non-salt posts
Fuck outta here boyo.
>>90167882
Because lazy people blame successful people for them being shit at life.

>>90167359
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SjHG3yKSfg

>>90167880
Probably what ruins the whole thing is the part of the song explaining how Star lost the book of spells and Glossaryck which will make her mom flip out.

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>>90167953
Here bby

20a+b collateral / just friends
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B8u1qzTSDsKkNTdlZU9KNEQ1TW8/view
https://mega.nz/#!mh0xCBgL!MHxv_jOQo0Oxvr7AmAM-kPw8a7kiUL6nsOLTT3gHidU

I hope they work

>>90167927
>its star's song day
>rube writes a song about princess marco instead
>star is embarrassed in front of her family and kingdom

Star Butterfly? More like Star KEKerfly amiright?

Adam isn't happy about Starco falling apart. C'mon bros, lets bring him over to our side.

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>>90167356
>Starcuck thinks anyone is deceived.

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>>90167880
"Face the Music" will be about ruining her relationship with her parents, since they're the only ones she has left.
She'll probably make a move on Marco too, so things get a little weird before "Starcrushed", but that won't be the focus.

>>90167990
They already know she lost the book.
What they don't know is Star has been making friends with monsters and that Ludo has the other half of her wand.

>>90166334
At this point Star has way more cards to turn evil than Marco does. I never thought I'd live to see the day.

>>90167850

Will she shit herself in front of everyone tho?

>>90167356

I don't even care if you're pretending or not right now but if you're serious, I do hope you make that collage because it'd be hilarious if someone actually made it

>>90167964
She was ready to cry any moment, I thought I would find it funny but I only felt bad for her

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Interesting. I guess Star has the same shadow clone technique powers as Hekapoo, just much weaker and unstable it seems. Since Johnny Blowhole started in the comic and appeared in the show, I wonder if we'll ever see her use this maybe as a plot device.

>>90168064
I hope someone does, it would be so sweet

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>>90168022

>>90168061
That's probably the reason why we see her in the promo running off from the castle on cloudy, there are no toilets in Mewni

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What did Star even write here? At this point I think that she wrote a bunch of negative stuff.

>>90168087
Is there a link to the full comic?

>>90168087
Does the Star-clone have any physical substance or is it just an image she projects with the wand?

>>90167964
I was prepared to laugh and shitpost cuck-star memes before watching the episode. But after I saw that scene I kind of died a little on the inside.

It's like kicking a sick starving puppy.

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>>90168001
They do. You are credit to team.

They're going to air all 22 s2 episodes before hiatus, right?

>>90167842
Disney XD puts the full episode up on their website before it even airs that day though

granted the Starbomb showed the episodes in fragments so they could only do it every other day, but thats how I watched the first half of Season 2

>>90166649
checkmate athiest

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>>90168122

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>>90168069
I was laughing but it didn't feel good. It was more "holy shit I can't believe they actually went this hard, the madmen"
I lost it at the ending scene and the credits, and coming back here to see the threads in flames

>>90168064
Not that fag, but I'm working on one each for both right now. The one if Starco fails is exponentially juicier, so I'm personally hoping it does.

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>>90167964
>want to make fun of Starco losers
>it's actually a painful to watch the cucking
This isn't funny! This isn't erotic! Please stop this!

>>90168119
http://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Disney-s-Star-vs-The-Forces-of-Evil

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I can't deal with how awesome the songs are. I'm just looping Awesome Feeling and Just Friends on repeat and slowly becoming a Love Sentence fan. Justin / Nick has a great voice. Brian too, wow

Come one, I'm sure Marco knows that Star loves him. There's no way Marco is that stupid.
Or maybe that's what will happen this monday...

>>90168175
Too many bad semi-repressed memories from High School. My buddies cousin had a thing for me and I had to reject her cause I was already dating somebody. I still have bad dreams about it.

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>>90168187

>This isn't funny!
>This isn't erotic!

Speak for yourself

>>90168199
It doesn't work :(

>>90168187

Just for that I'll give an attempt to not insult Jarco when it crashes

Just for you

Look out for my post because I'll mention you specifically and people will know you erased an enemy

>>90167020
Realistically speaking Starco should be the lowest, since it really is the most normie of normie ships that pretty much every viewer throws fits over.

That said, Tomco is pretty goddamn vanilla too.

>>90168233
>>90168199
nvm

>>90167716
Eurofag here. Don't expect me to wait for months till the episodes are aired in my country; I wouldn't miss all this shitposting for anything the world.

>>90168216
I love the music in this show, from the main songs like this to even the background music like when the Blood Moon shows up every now and then it's great.

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>>90168122
It seems to have some sort of sort tangibility since it can hold a compact without dropping it and high five Star in the next page. Interesting enough, it seems to have Star's memories and personality as well.

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>>90166281
Female marco is best marco

>>90168266
Same. But at least Dinsey UK doesn't censor it shows unlike Cartoon Network UK.

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>>90168260
>Starco should be the lowest
>implying it's not the most intellectual ship to support

>>90168233
>>90168262
it just werks on my machine :^)

I bet Marco would date Star's weird ditto clone before he would date Star.

>>90168299
it's okay now, thanks

>>90168293
post the whole thing

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>>90168293

>>90167947
>I hope we have some noce mother and daughter momment in the finale.

Of course we will. Star rocking Moon's dying body as she cries and begs her to stay alive after Toffee blasts her will be their best and last mother/daughter moment.

>>90167716
I'm going to actually watch the season finale on Disney XD app cause the quality is much better than the leaks.

I also don't want to upset /ourguy/

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>>90167685
weird to see an homage to The Graduate in the show

>>90168309
I mean, he already has years of experience with weird ditto clones.
It's not unlikely.

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>>90168326

>>90166963
She sent Marco flying like a bullet in the Banagic Wand episode

>>90167964
I think what they did in Bon Bon was sadder, but this shit right here is pretty bad too. Although I find Star blowing that sign up with a wide smile creepier than I find it sad even if it's still is.

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So now that we know Star can use fel, will she reveal her heel-turn and swear her allegeince to her demon Lords?

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>>90168140
Yeah, we're getting the full season.
I hope the hiatus won't be too long

>>90168260
Tomco may be vanilla but it's the sweetest, most velvety artisanal vanilla around, boyo

>>90167716
Well then fucking air it in the rest of the world

>>90168295

>Is the only ship that has any real, extreme strife before its payoff
>The two are canonically best for eachother
>One of the biggest reasons to watch the show, of all the relationship reasons is easily the best one
>The only way you could fail to appreciate it more than another ship is failure to appreciate well built but subtler details like some uncultured half-brained degenerate or just due to pure preference

>>90168347
>booooobs

>>90168357
This is suffering past the point of expressing emotion. Star is dead on the inside.

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>>90167497
>tfw no more feminine Janna art

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Issue #4 of the comic made me feel bad for Ferguson and Alfonso

>>90168069
I would feel terrible for her if she weren't completely responsible for everything that happened in the concert.

>>90168295
>>90168391

Starco is RonKim 2.0, right down to the jealousy over dating other people.

>>90168260
Tomco is the most vanilla gay pairing I've ever shipped.

>>90168430

Anon you have Star gets cucked and Star's princess song is cringey in the same bingo, it's cheating to have two free spaces at the same time

I hope Star loses everything, even Starfan13
Then she turns to the dark side

>>90168430
>Toffee returns
We already know he says Hello to Moon, Anon.

>>90168434
I know how Star feels, because I have done the same thing. And now I am a kissless virgin who will never be in a relationship because if I try to start one I become overly-possessive of the person I want to be with to the point where they lash out and never talk to me again.

You need to be nice to people with autism like me. We can't function.

>>90168443
Kim was way more jealous of Ron's other relationships, both platonic and romantic, than he was of hers.

Why does the show hurt me in this way?

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>>90168268
Yeah, Kim is really doing a capital bang-up job with the soundtrack. Even singing on some pieces, he's got a really nice voice and everything

>>90168454
Vanilla is a delicious flavor
People don't give vanilla its dues
Its all that heinous chocolate and strawberry's fault

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>>90168332
The show has a lot of adult humor/references
>Glossaryck quotes Charles Manson
>Italian kissing
>the "kissing hole" in Collateral Damage
>"Star, never go to a second location with a predator"
>Toffee's design is "Patrick Bateman but a lizardman"

>>90168293
TITS SHOULD BE SLIGHTLY BIGGER

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>>90168030
Weird , that thumbnail makes it look like there is a Costanza in the mouth of the lab.

>>90168443

They have their similarities but definitely not a 2.0. The way Star and Marco bounce off eachother is a lot more direct to their developments and way dorkier. The two take each other's worst parts and blend them to a perfect strength that's often failed to display when they're separated from one another. The way Kim and Ron do it is less direct but at the same time way more snarky, and are also much more capable as individuals, despite their growths.

>>90168491
Because conflict is the source of drama.

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>>90168461
>Jarcofan13

>>90168461
I hope star has a nice day

>>90168218
He has huge self esteem issues, he doesn't believe that he is worthy of hanging out with such cool girls like Star and Jackie.

Also, Star hasn't given out huge flags in front of him other than drooling over his hot adult body (which Marco didn't notice very much) and leaving the concert early (which can be seen as Star not wanting to be a third wheel around a couple)

>>90168461
Then she has her wand stolen by Toffee and is kicked into the forest with the Mewnians who reject her.

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>>90168326
why would you call her Maria?

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>>90168218
>There's no way Marco is that stupid.
What kind of show do you think you're watching?

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>>90166254
Why do (((they))) put fags into everything.

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>>90166691
Eat my cum, bitch

>>90168586
fuck off

>>90166313
>Moon: I have no daughter.
>Star: Yeah, that's fair

>>90167356
One thing's for sure

Someone is getting a Hall of Anal Devestation Mk. 3.0

I don't know who it will but it's someone

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>>90168586
>Why are there gays at a boyband concert?

>>90166786
NOT A ENDGAME

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Is it wrong if I still would Brittney because of her voice and the way she speaks?

I'm not into spoiled bitches or anything but I dunno

>>90168586
>California
>Boy band concert

It is only natural fampai

>>90168554
She blew up a fucking billboard. Anyone inside the building would have heard it and depending on where they were facing, see it. If Marco does not say anything, he is one dense motherfucker

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>>90168611
>That twink

>>90168517
Holyshit, you're right

>>90166376
I'll go with the top row

>>90168586
>Gays in Cali
>At a boy band concert
This is reasonable, anon.

>>90168295
>tfw to intelligent to not get cucked

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Is cuckqueen even a popular fetish? You barely ever see it. Who's it popular with? Men or women?

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>>90168582
fucking kek

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>>90167964
>Her entire reaction after seeing them kiss
I hate third wheel episodes. I hate them so much.

There is no ending to this that isn't going to make me feel like shit.

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>>90166782
>Moonco

Oh fuck I've never thought about that. That WOULD be pretty great.

Fuck I think I like Moonco more than Markapoo.

I kinda hope there's a tie-in spell book similar to GF's tie-in journal, even if it's unlikely.

>>90168649
There is an entire general or something in eightchan I think

they have their own -tan

>>90167356
I'M GOING TO SCREENCAP THIS SHIT. AND IF YOU WIN IM GOING TO UPLOAD IN A THREAD AND YOU WILL COME, AND COMMENT AND I WILL SUCK YOUR DICK

>>90168670
no one watches this how, so its not happening

>>90168586
Because their goal is to pussify our society. But the thing is it's funny because it won't do that. Eventually gay will not be taboo at all. It's really not that big of a deal. After it's been normalized awhile there will still be strong people who just like fellow diccs or pussays

>tfw alt centrist
>tfw i have no face
Ill see myself out

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>>90168586
Probably fags in the creator teams who always wanted to see some representayshun growing up, and now go to town with it because they've finally got the powah to do so

>>90168443
Except that Kim was exclusively focused on Ron when she entered her own rape mode.

>>90167356
The thing is, Nefcy is a madwoman and I find her quite unpredictable so we will see

I'm not even a shipper, I just like the show lad

>>90168330
Speaking of /ourguy/...

https://twitter.com/_adamm/status/834869031370776577

>>90168586
Why did Nefcy put Rebecca Sugar in the show?

>>90168726
When was this?

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>>90168586
You WILL enjoy the faggotry

>>90168633
Oh yeah, he should have seen that, shouldn't he? I wonder if that's going to come up.

Would you still ship Starco if Marco was black?

>>90167716
If I was economically capable, I'd buy all their shit to support them. Unfortunately I'm not a privileged black rapper, making millions a year for saying 'motherfuck, nugga'. He should try to get a realistic view on the world. "What? Oh man.. People actually pirate our show? Oh my god :-(". Sorry man, trying to get my 200 years of experience after taking my 10th master degree. I need that MC Donalds job

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Just waiting for Monday

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>>90168628
That's the point

>>90168755
I wouldn't even be watching the show.

>>90168755
Yes, for shitposting /pol/

>>90168754
who knows, actually
the band itself entered the venue by blowing up the wall, they could assume billboard explosion is just another part of a show

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>>90168770
delete this

>>90168503
What was the Charles Manson quote?

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>>90168682
M8, I just came here to chuckle.

>>90167910
Because an unregulated capitalist market does just as much harm as a unchecked communist system (and neither side wants to admit either version of that statement)

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How the hell is Nefcy going to top this on Monday?

>>90168800
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXm8qI_ia6I

>>90168789
I mean fair in some ways, but I think Marco would have a better idea of what hit the billboard if he did see it. So it could all come down to IF he saw it.

>>90168770
SAY IT WITH ME
SHORT HAIR STAR IS BEST STAR
SHORT HAIR STAR IS BEST STAR
SHORT HAIR STAR IS BEST STAR

Adam giving away free Hulu accounts

>>90168670
>>90168687
HAHA I'M AN IDIOT

But at least this show has merchandise now. I was thinking you meant the guide to life thing.

>>90168741
It happened when I was simulating with custom event Hunger Games

>>90168061
When I posted the possibility of her shitting herself a few threads ago,'it was supposed to be a joke

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>>90168669
Moonco is best ship by far

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>>90168815
She just has to DIP DOWN

>>90168852
Uhh, she looks a little too Futurama Mom...

>>90168327
I now want to see this

>>90168831
10/10 taste

>>90168830
speaking of that btw, did Marco ever seen Star using green magic? every instance i can rememeber her doing it, he wasn't present

>>90167388
Man if we sound hurt, imagine how bad it must have been for him.

He had to actually say the lines