This has to be a parody

>>90159813
This has to have been written by a woman.

>>90159813
Oh dear god that's so many flavors of awful.
Also is it her powers that make her fat or what's the deal with that?

It's scientifically engineered to get attention by making you made. Take the high road, anon.

Why does the synopsis sound so passive aggressive???

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>>90159867

>>90159813
>I love comic books! See how I reference all these things that AREN'T comic books?! Le Fezzes are cool XD

>>90159867
The author is trying to "subvert tropes" but only knows how to do that by hanging a big sign over them and saying "look here I'm not doing this. I'm so different." But then it just gets replaced with something as boring as possible.

>>90159813

This totally fits Faith's character. She's a bit of an idiot, and always has been. A well meaning nice one, but an idiot. I haven't read any of the solo stuff. I have no idea how it can possibly work. She's fine as a part of a team, but I don't see her carrying a book.

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>>90159813

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This reminds me of the regurgitated 1980s "POW! BANG! ZOOM! Comics aren't just for kids any more" puff pieces that were endlessly spammed across media.

I haven't seen a single mention of what's supposed to make her character interesting, and for a series written by the creator/writer of Orphan Black that's actually kind of surprising.

>>90159885
> Because you demanded it?
kek, love the question mark.

> Like, you apparently want this? I guess? Or something?

>>90159813
You know, I was going "what's the problem with this, really" and then "THE CAKE IS A LIE".

>>90159813
Faith was a cute loli? Stop the presses.

>>90159813
>THE CAKE IS A LIE!
It very obviously isn't, otherwise she wouldn't be so fat.

>>90159813
which company allowed this shit?

>>90159813
>Is another /co/ get triggered by a twenty years old character from a comic they have never read thread.

>>90159813
So is her beig a fatass part of her super powers? Like is she full of lighter than air gas or something?
I ask because I'd never actually read a comic like this, I'm just curious if her bloated stature is a super power or if she's just a hambeast and marvel is advocating unhealthy life choices.

>>90163789
Yeah Portal references existed twenty years ago, fat enabler.

>>90163466
Valiant.

>>90163881
Faith character has existed since the 90s, and has always been fat, and a nerd, her making portal reference fits the character.

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>>90159813

>I used to not have superpowers
>but then I met a guy and I did

W R I T I N G

>>90164258
A completely out of place 10 year old video game reference is just fucking stupid, anon.

>>90163840
I thought this was a perfect fit for Marvel too, but it turns out it's Valiant

>>90159813
WAKE ME UP!

>>90164414
Oi Anon! You're sleep posting again.
Wake up and call someone a fagot to divert attention.