Im a computer

>>90156260
I'm a computery guy

Stop all the downloadin'!

>>90156260
Fuck you computer, I wanted to talk to the globe.

>>90156260
with a video of girls getting caked in the face: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbgf5BC_s-4

Alright, let's skip the friendly bullshit and go straight to the fucked up horror.

I'm a /v/ user.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5CBhPDQDr4

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>>90156260
Oh wow! Look nothing!

>>90156260
And I am not.

organics >> cybernetics

>>90156260
Time is important and I am a clock,
Now get on your knees and suck on my cock!

>>90156631
incredible tbph

>>90156295
Everything made up of buttons and wires

>>90158497
PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE

>>90156631

>/v/ makes an incredibly well edited and sung musical every year
>/co/ cant get a single comic strip together

makes me ashamed to be here

>>90156631

God damn this is great. I'm surprised at how closely they got the voices to match.

>>90159469
To be fair, /v/ only has its occasional highs. The rest of the time it's the lowest of the low.

/co/ is usually just lukewarm.

>>90156324
You wouldn't download a computer

>>90156631
It's amazing that the comedic timing of this one is arguably better than the original

>>90156260
gotta hand i to them
whats been? a year and i still have ths stuck in my head

>>90159919
/v/ learned from numerous "let's make a game" fiascos to be creative in smaller scoped projects, /co/ never will.

>>90156525
fetish adquired

>>90159469
>/v/ makes an incredibly well edited and sung musical every year

First off, that's bullshit. Most of the time it is not well-sung, well-recorded, well-edited, or even well-written. There are a few songs that stand out every year but most of it is embarassing.

Second, I'm not sure why /co/ should be doing a comics project (we do have people working on their own shit here) when /v/ is able to skate by with some autistic song parodies that are only tangentially related to their awful board culture. Shouldn't they be making video games instead?

>>90161303

>this is how pure jealously looks like

>>90161390
I spend almost as much time on /v/ as I do here you faggot, I just don't overrate their cringy meme musicals. If /co/ did the same I'd give it the same degree of shit, and believe me /co/ has produced no shortage of embarassing OC.

Both boards would benefit by spending more time practicing the craft and less time jerking off to memes.

>>90161586

>w-w-we c-could d-do it i-if we wanted to!

Yeah, right I totally believe that after dozens of /co/ projects collapsing

>>90161638
>w-w-we c-could d-do it i-if we wanted to!

That's not even close to what I said.

>>90161691

Thats exactly what you said. Could you tell me one finished /co/ project out of the ten gorillion we started?

>>90161771
>Thats exactly what you said

No it fucking isn't.

>Could you tell me one finished /co/ project out of the ten gorillion we started?

I never said /co/ finished a project. I said /v/ the Musical is cringy, overrated garbage, and only tangentially related to board culture. They're not making video games, they're jerking off to memes. I'm not gonna praise them just for finishing something when the end result is trash. That doesn't mean I think /co/ has accomplished more or is any less embarassing.

>>90156324
Help computer...

>>90163729
I don't know much about computehz other tha- other than the one we got at my house my mom put a couple games on there and i play it.

>>90159469
Remember the annual Vidya awards?
And this and all the fucking musicals and all the fucking tournaments both in 4chan and against Reddit (we won).

And here we can't even fucking finished one goddamn page of "Breastquest". That shit went NOWHERE.

>>90158497
>picks up phone

Vidya Waifus
Vidya Waifus
Vidya Waifus

>>90166167

DICK!

>>90156324
PORK CHOP SANDWICHES

>>90161926
>calls everything a meme
>autistic sour grapes rant

You definitely spend time on /v/

>>90159919
>/co/ is usually just lukewarm.
/co/ has been consistently one of the shittiest boards for years.

>>90161303
We have constant "How's your game coming along?" threads, like a miniature /agdg/.

As far as board-based collaboration projects go, though, we're about in the same boat - Broquest kinda lives in the form of a different game but I have no idea who from the original team is actually still on that shit.

>>90167056
/v/ is significantly worse.

>>90161303
We make nothing though.

/v/ makes 90% shit and 5% abandoned autism and 5% worthwhile crap, but /co/co/'s Bizarre Autism is the only currently ongoing /co/llab going right now. /mu/ had Death of Pablo, /pol/'s in the White House, we have jack fucking shit.

Even /tv/ has its memes.

>>90167051
>implying /v/ the musical isn't a celebration of memes

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>It's another /co/ self-hate thread

>>90156631
>Wow, PS3 games
Still gets me.

>>90156631
They had some great shit this time around.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB6tqxqwSfU

>>90167121
>/co/co/'s bizarre autism is something worth while
lel
this board is too nice towards newfags is the problem
attracts autists

>>90158150
I'd like to show ya

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>>90161303
>Shouldn't they be making video games instead?

What, like Katawa Shoujo?

>>90163932
Board-wide collaborations are always doomed to fail. /co/ creations are rarely anything but creators showing off their own shit and never doing anything interesting with it. The only thing that gets any attention at all is fetish shit (like BreastQuest), and for the rest it's just the occasional piece of fanart, but nobody is willing to just give away their ideas and creations, and a design by committee project is doomed from the start, especially on 4chan. This isn't any different on /v/, just look at clusterfucks like BroQuest. The /v/idya awards work is because they're made by a small group of people that are only tangentially related to the acual board, along with some guest contributors who basically just do their own thing and send it in to get edited into the show. The /v/ musical is in a similar boat. It's just individuals doing their individual thing under a common banner and not a true collaborative project.

If you had, say, a /co/ magazine where people just send in a cool piece of art or a short comic and there's one guy or a small group of people in charge of putting it together and putting it online, it would be trivial to get it done once a year. But if you get a bunch of random fucks together to make one comic or even different comics in a shared universe, it's either going to shit itself fast or just meander endlessly with zero real results.

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>>90156631
>What is the best video game in the world?
>Skyrim? Minecraft? Undertal-
>NO.

>>90167544
That was /a/ and also branched out from 4chan somewhat - I still consider it a 4chan creation but it only had a few of the originals by the end.

>>90159469
Fuck you for ruining the thread.

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>>90167586
But Undertale IS the best game in the world, anon

>>90167221
People here really hate themselves and want to project that onto the board.

I wish we didn't have to do that

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>>90167121
And let's not forget that /lit/ actually wrote a book.

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>>90167694
It is.

But the joke's still funny.

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>>90158516
PICK UP THE DAMN PHONE

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>>90156260
>Im a computer

>>90167121
/mu/ is actually pretty good at making shit. Off the top of my head they've made Hipster Shit by Autists and most/all albums at https://suicideisanoptionrecordsc2016.bandcamp.com.

>>90166121

penis penis penis penis