Batgirl #8 Storytime

>>90129713
yey waifu time

Thanks for storytiming this. Issue was awful but every rebirth issue must be storytimed. Have a good one.

>>90129713
I want Magpie to sit on my face

>>90129909
why is penguin being so mean

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>>90130058

>>90130040
i'm trying to like this badly

>>90130090
Why is the chick from breathless here

>>90130221
Don't try, first arc was alright but when Babs went back to the cesspool which is Burnside quality freefalled, Secret Society bombing Burnside when?

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Next:
>“SON OF THE PENGUIN” part three! Meeting your boyfriend’s parents is always stressful. But when by “parents” you mean “the Penguin” and by “meeting” you mean “punching in the face”…well then, you must be Batgirl! Babs gets to the bottom of Penguin’s involvement in Burnside and decides once and for all if Ethan is a hero or a villain.

Yikes.

>>90129859
>not like other girls :^)

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Real Batgirl Rebirth when?

>>90130173
>>90130202
>>90130233
>>90130254
>>90130288

Why is this happening? Was this a joke? The villain on the cover shows up at the end for an app gag?

I've never read this book before but I'm physically angry right now.

>>90130380
>No thigh swivels

DC why

>>90130202
This is shit but this is a good page
>mime
nice

>>90130254
Christ is that it? five pages and all there is a poorly redesign Beware outfit and a shit talk on the original outfit.

Fucks sake thats disappointing.

Least i can wait for Snyders take.

>>90130388
They did the same thing with Fright, who was a complete afterthought last issue.

>>90130254
also, where the fuck did she pull her gun from?

And what was the point of intentionally styling a character after the chick from Breathless then not doing anything with her.

>Orca in Nightwing
>Magpie in Batgirl

Now we just need Absence to show up in Batwoman or something. Make it happen, DC.

>>90130272
I wonder what a comic by Godard would be like?

>>90130433
>Christ is that it? five pages and all there is a poorly redesign Beware outfit and a shit talk on the original outfit.

Nah, the costume looks good. That's the only thing you can't fault it for. And having classic Magpie aged down makes her look less like a weirdo and more like a young 80's street punk which is definitely a good direction.

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>>90130233
Magpie wearing pants?

Fail.

>>90130066
>someone tries to empathize with your melodrama
>"you just don't get it!"

I fucking hate this

>>90130498
itll be decent, but not as good as he thinks it is.

>>90130538
eh, differing tastes i guess. weirdo 80's magpie was my fave personally

>>90130116
BEST MAGPIE

>>90130233
Finally someone calls out Babs costume for being ugly as sin

>>90130660
You're in for a disappointment.

>>90130731
Barbara has yellow boots in many of her incarnations.

>>90130202
Yeah, the Beware The Batman look is a major improvement

>>90132096
you the Russian dude? Did you get you magpie lego figure yet?

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>>90132130

>>90132197
ace nigga

>>90132197
I want Orca...

>>90132527
Buy it

DO IT

>>90129909
on that note, because obviously this romance isn't going anywhere, how many people did Babs actually fuck besides Grayson?

because Dick's been bedding every girl he meets, yet Babs has been acting like a damn puritan in that aspect.

This was okay. Comics just seem so short to me.

>>90130202

Who's the white-haired one on the right?

And the mud person below? Isn't she the Clayface bud?

Who are the four to the left of Catwoman? The lower left one looks like one a Wildstorm character.

>>90130543

Maybe she's saving up for those boots.

>>90133697
white hair is fright (Who was apparently int he last issue but i dont remember)

Mud person is lady clayface yeah, as for the four on catwoman, only one i know for sure is harley, eyepatch might be lynx.

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>>90130040

>>90133697
>Who are the four to the left of Catwoman? The lower left one looks like one a Wildstorm character.
It`s shitty one-off villains from past run.

>Who's the white-haired one on the right?
Teacher, some sort of asian Magpie

>And the mud person below? Isn't she the Clayface bud?
Lady Clayface, wife Clayface III

>>90133759
>>90133779

Thank you both!

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>>90130040
Gee, I wonder why

>>90130120
He wants a fat son that he can relate to.

>>90134513
Weird how Melissa Benoist has this manly neck thing going too.

>>90133697
I forget the redhead's name but I think she's Molly something, the leader of the Irish gangs in Gotham.

>>90130040
How do people who get this traumatized over being "misgendered" by strangers even function?

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>a decent threat in her first appearance and in Beware the Batman
>taken out in two pages despite being the cover villain
>a more conservative costume than in a children's cartoon

Big shame, especially since I don't care about this Penguin's son story. We all know how it will end.

>>90130066

What is this "punch to the gut" bit. That's not the first time I heard that phrase in reference to misgendering (I think the first time was with Shortpacked or something stupid like that). Is this the go to phrase now?

>>90130149
>Watchmen smiley pin on car keys

>>90130040
And people were bitching about the previous Burnside run, this is how bad it could be

>>90133175

Dick is a slut

>>90130066
> All her friends are lesbians

How long till Babs is one too?

>>90129713
This whole issue was extremely meh I even cringed with >>90130040 but I'm still going to hold out hope it gets better. They need to change the fucking artist first though

>>90136451
At the rate I feel this is going? Soon

>>90130254
this page looks nice at least

I kinda liked this issues .

bump to read in a minute

>>90130040
Hold on the tranny went to a fertility doctor and got upset when the doctor referred to his reproduction capability as a man? What did the dumbass expect?

>>90141121
He expected that everyone give into his delusion

That walkhome app seems like something out of Black Mirror.

>>90130380
Birds of Prey, freindAnon!

>>90130477
Even though it's my fave, the Zodiac villain dude from Birds of Prey was the same - cover was all about the constellation minions, but they take him out in like three pages, and the rest of the issue is about something completely different.

>>90136297
To be fair to Burnside (which I hate with a lot of hate), Alysia is from Simone's similarly terrible, but in different and terrible ways. I'm still incredibly annoyed that she's sticking around for three freaking creative teams.

At least Birds of Prey only has Gus, and he's more of a side character.

>>90137544
What's wrong with Wildgoose? I think his art's the only thing that made this issue worth reading.

>>90142315
Zodiac Master came back?

>>90142775
In this month's Birds of Prey!

>>90142885
oh fuck ill check it out be it shit or not
thanks g

>>90143826
Well, I really like the series, but I'm a Birds of Prey fag. :)

>>90144189
The art on the first BoP rebirth turned me off, does it improve?

>>90133175
I'm pretty sure she fucked that Kai dude from the Asia arc.

>>90145799
I don't think so

>>90144944
No.

>>90146737
Damn

>>90141121
>>90141152

Guys it's 2017, transphobia isn't acceptable.

>>90137544
The artist is the only good part though.

>>90130233
Wait, is this a villain for hire app?

Come on, Ant-man's already done that.

>>90144189
that was something.

Why is zodiac master now a twink

Thank you

>>90141121
>doc how does my fertility check out
>you can't get pregnant
>what?!?! why!
>you have a penis and no female reproductive organs
>I'M A FEMALE HOW DARE YOU MISGENDER ME

>>90146747
Well, I loved the art. But the second artist, Roge Antonio, does have a more traditional style, so you might like it more later.

>>90150228
I don't think he's gay, just really dumb. Or gay. ;)

But I thought his hilarious astrology puns were great!

>>90153195
Wait, were they seriously talking about Alysia

>>90154104
Yes. Alysia says the doctor misgendered "me" meaning when the tranny went to the fertility clinic about having children the doctor referred to the tranny as a male. And then didn't apologize.

>>90154271
...I am super boggled. But then, I hate Alysia's character in general, since she's just Simone's way of hitting readers over the head with almost every diversity point ever.

>>90129995
>she's gonna be the next Steve Jobs

He didn't know shit about informatics, Barbara, and you should know that. He just had big ideas and no scruples about trampling people to get what he wanted.

>>90130173
please, Babs. your friend Canary would do the same thing

>>90130120
Why would he be nice?

>>>misgendered
>>>in an appointment about her sperm

This may be the dumbest thing in a comic. Glad Babs is consistent in having the worst Batgirl book ever.

Wait, did the transgirl want to have children? Like carry them? What drooling retard wrote this?

>>90157476
My question is is the partner there actually a woman or another trans. Cause either we have a hetero tranny dating a woman or two trannys trying to have kids.

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>>90130120
>>90134747
>>90157229

It's all probably a lie that Ethan's telling Babs to get in her pussy.

Why else would he use bird symbolism for his company's logo or the Cobblepot family name -remember he and Ethan's mother didn't marry- if he didn't get along well with Daddy Penguin? Also the last page >>90130314
pretty much says "confirmed evil"

When the truth unveils I see Ethan's real backstory going as:
>cheated his way through college
>has always been a manipulative bastard
>"I see a lot of myself in you, son. You make your old man proud. Say, wanna run a human trafficking business with me?"

>>90157781
I'm expecting him to be evil to earn his fathers respect after being shunned.

>>90136451
>One of them is a trap

Is Babs one too?

>>90136451
>How long till Babs is one too?

If it means we can finally end the Babs/Dick ship, then not soon enough.

>>90147687
Traps for Trump!

>>90157476
Not necessarily carry them.

>>90130040
This is probably more forced sjw shit than any Marvel book. And lol at Bab's supporting cast being literally Tumblr.

>>90157833
Make Traps Great Again

>>90154104
oh yeah it was fun, just not what i expected.

Didn't like it enough to read it all but ill check zodiac masters next appearance

>>90129713
Happy 50th birthday Batgirl.

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>>90157833

>>90144944

The arts meh, but the actual story is fine.

>>90157826

Now I'm all for it. The writers already made that joke last issue too.

>>90157781
this.

>>90157826
>>90162518
>ending one of the most long running ships
baka desu senpai

bump of pain

>>90136451
When DC promote her to Batwoman and replace Kate.

>>90157476
No, she wanted her girlfriend to have them and she'll father them, just instead of actually sticking her dick in her she'll fill a cup instead.

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Why is Penguin's son so hot?

>>90130202
How the fuck?

>>90167680
So the tranny is a heterosexual male? Are those real? Heterosexual men that try to be lesbians?

>>90168451
I guess

>>90168475
But he refuses to have sex with his girlfriend so she can get regnant?

>>90167783
I wanna know about how to fuck Magpie, too

>>90167701
Gotham Synergy ?

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>>90130040

>>Misgendering

>>90130040

>>He didn't even apologize.

He shouldn't have to. If you're going to be abnormal, you suck it up and deal with it. Everyone else shouldnt have to change for YOU.

Goddamn freaks. I have no sympathy for any of them