Everyone loves Steven Edition
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canon
Zuke lynching when?
I love Lapis Lazuli
"Rocknaldo" isn't about Ronaldo's voyage of discovery into the world of progressive rock?
This must be how lorefags felt when "Gem Harvest" came out.
"THAT'S OFFENCE"- AN ACTUAL FUCKING QUOTE FROM STEVEN FUCKING UNIVERSE
FUCKING ZUKE
>>90126258
"That's a fence."
If Peridot were shattered in Gem Drill, her character arc would have been the best in the series. Absolutely nothing good has come of her since.
Jasper Time!
Reminder that Steven is raised to be a slut.
>>90126347
KAPOWIE
>>90126347
Nah, that would've been shit. Better than what we have, but still shit.
I swear to fucking god if they reveal that steven is gay/bi I'm going to flip my shit.
>Reading through last night's thread.
What the actual fuck.
>>90126458
He's most likely bi or pan, all things considering.
>>90126458
You can just not consider the episode canon or existent after this week you know.
>>90126478
This photo is inaccurate.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12392337
>>90126458
Why would you even entertain the idea
>>90126479
>pan
>>90126375
Pearl just wants him to be like Rose, only with an twisted Oedipus Complex for pseudo-Momdom.
>>90126513
Do you have a source on that picture?
>Antagonizes everyone who disagrees with her
>Gets responses any sane person would expect
>"WHY ARE YOU ALL SO MEAN"
I'm so happy Sugar fired Zuke
>>90126375
Steven is raised to be a bara galactic warrior, and we all know how Pearls feel about the big, powerful leaders.
>>90126534
It is an edited version of a vectored screenshot from FLCL or Fooly Cooly.
>>90126593
Ok, still really hot, thanks.
>>90126513
i wish whoever edited this used a smaller size for the nose outline
>>90126643
SHE HAS NO DIAMOND
SHE HAS NO HELP
THIS GEM'S SUBPLOT
WAS A FUCKING MISTAKE
Post lap I've never please. This is a Steven love thread after all
>>90126691
I meant lapiven my bad
Does anyone else still love pre-limb-removal Peridot pics?
I can't believe this motherfucker right here has the same age of that fat faggot and he really has a harem including a thick girl, demon pussy, blond bitch and a gypsy.
instead Steven only has poo and all their ships are fan delusions, nothing canon.
Marco > dog shit > Star > cat shit > Pearl > Steven
>>90126691
lap i've never is cute
>>90126493
I generally don't participate in the comments, but I like skimming through the episode discussions and sometimes they share old fanart that I haven't seen before.
when they bitch about an episode, they have to do it calmly and reasonably or else get downvoted to hell and back
>>90126691
>>90126712
It's a Scott Pilgrim vs. The World reference. Steven (Scott) is interested in a mysterious girl, Lapis (Ramona), but he must fight her seven evil exes before he can earn her love.
>>90126706
Yeah.
>>90126691
>>90126712
>>90126737
There's also two other pictures in this photoset: Connie complaining that Steven likes older women and Eyeball trying to hit on Sapphire.
>>90126691
Do you think Steven is a heavy sleeper?
>Someone was banned on /co/ for posting this crop
>>90126822
Probably, considering how he's never noticed Pearl watches him sleeping. But if she doesn't need to breathe, she can probably watch him super sneakily.
Gems should be fucked by humans.
>>90126858
Safe travels anon
Holy fuck, I really hope that we don't have more than one strawman episode like Rocklando.
Best Blue Pearl?
>>90126347
I love Peridot, I can't wait for that shorty squad comic and hope she makes a human friend/rival in that competition she enters.
>>90126852
As it creepy as it sounds, its a nice thought to watch someone asleep peacfully.
>>90126858
Well, now, when the human zoo is runned by amethysts, it will be so.
I mean, they are basically our amethyst in terms of personality. And we all now how much of a slut she is.
>>90126858
>There's only one thing to do - learn the language of the Gems, earn their trust, and breed with them. And in time our differences will be forgotten.
>>90126858
I like the orange gem
Why is Pinky Chazz?
>>90127014
Which one?
>>90126970
So... space station full of hybrids when?
>>90126993
Worth it.
>>90127025
the orange one that's really big.
>>90127047
Oh I see.
>>90127046
AU when?
Anyone have pics of the new plushies from the toy fair? There is ruby ones apparently.
Best fusion.
>>90127104
Could have been Garnet.
>>90127085
All joking aside this is actually one of my favorite exchanges in the show.
"What was I supposed to tell the DMV? That I’m from another planet?!"
How slutty is Connie?
>>90127066
They'd just be a thinner Jasper
Why couldn't Connie have been Yellow Diamond.
>>90127164
Connie is a human.
>>90127164
That is how you fuck with Steven, his "girlfriend" is his secret biggest enemy
Legal?
>>90127124
She'd worry so much about birth control, and getting it "right" the first time, it would kill the mood. So Steven would just cuddle, say something comforting like "doesn't have to be now, I just want to be with you, that's all. Whenever you're ready."
>>90127164
> couldn't
Have you ever seen the two in the same frame?
>>90127196
>>90127186
>secret biggest enemy
Doesn't sound like Yellow Diamond.
>>90127196
There's no paper on Steven's birth, ergo no way to prove that Steven is legally an adult.
>>90126691
All hybrids belong to Lapis.
Muscles?
Hey Rose, look what i got!
How would your waifu react to your___D___?
>>90126458
how could they even do that? it sounds like something they would only say outside of the show
>>90127380
>>90126226
Now you're cooking with fire.
>>90126253
Oh god yes, that episode title was such a fucking fake-out.
Do you think we'll get Steven Universe versions of card games like they did for Adventure Time? I know there's Monopoly & Yahtzee but I wouldn't mind Steven Universe "Love Letter" too.
>>90127380
>>90126375
All joking aside, that's really cute. Kids usually pick up their mannerisms from their parents so this makes sense. If, you know, it was intentional.
>>90126458
I'm pretty sure he's into giant women, and Connie.
>>90126375
i hate his new walk animation
>>90127544
/sug/ doesn't want to impress people with it's one lesbian couple, but /co/ still hates the show because of it so we somehow caught their attention.
>>90126558
He needs longer hair, also less psycho-stare please.
>>90126673
MEDIOCRE
>>90127544
>alien lesbian couple.
its ok unless both are human.
but having sex with an alien should be considered zoophilia, on both parts.
>>90126226
wtf, I love this meme now
>>90126347
But Peridot beat Jasper
>>90127362
That's a big Switch
Which boarder do you think is the best at drawing your favorite character?
>>90127698
They all draw her perfectly.
>>90127180
>Sad Toy Story music plays.
>>90127698
Liu
>>90127196
Who drew this? This is almost exactly how I'd imagine a Gem War II Connie.
>>90126226
"I gotta get to the gig man!"
>>90127116
HHHNNNNNNnnnnnngggg oh-no-lust-induced-heart-attack.
What did I miss /sug/?
>>90126706
I liked her original design, but I have a thing about small women
>>90126375
Zuke trying to imply the kid is gay probably.
>>90127698
I feel like Sugar's almost cheating but she's also drawn Rose the most so it's hard to compare.
>>90127772
He's been gay since Frybo.
>>90127380
"Try harder"
>>90126458
Steven is NOT gay but Zuke would like that.
>>90126458
Why anon? Do you see yourself in Steven? Are you afraid to see that in yourself?
>>90127772
OR, just a way of telling that kids need a mother and a father living on the same roof, or they become faggots or dykes.
>>90127772
>>90126375
>tfw you realize Zuke was canned not because of Lapidot but because she wanted to make Steven Gay and Lord Sugar wasn't having that.
>>90127789
Steven is totally into Lars, crossdresses, and wears pink.
He's gayer than Elton John at a Cher dress up convention.
>>90126458
Korra did it already, its not trendy and hip now.
>>90127806
Sugar dosen't want anyone to mess with her Shota, the difference between Pearl, Lapis ans Sugar is, Sugar has the power of a god over their Universe.
>>90127770
Connie and Kim Jung Un above you.
>>90127801
Steven is better off without Greg though.
>>90127806
Sugar has been trying to make Steven gay from the start.
>>90127807
>Wearing pink makes you gay
>Wearing a dress in a show makes you gay
Are you one of those assholes who thinks listening to Broadway musicals make you gay too?
>>90126479
He likes rocks, beautiful rocks and ugly coffee grains
>>90127819
Besides, Steven is totally into that brown puss.
Effeminate guys are the most horny.
>>90126712
>Amethyst as the lesbian.
I mean she's gay, but I'd say she's the least gay of the bunch.
>>90127801
Ha, that has nothing to do with it.
>>90127849
Yeah I can actually see her with a guy in show and it wouldn't look weird.
>>90127830
Oh there it is.
>>90127196
Chronologically yes, Physically no.
>>90127849
>gay.
most gems are lesbians, because all being females.
Rose its a zoophilliac.
>>90127807
Stop being such a faggot anon!
>>90127834
>listening to Broadway musicals
>ever
Does your dick smell like poop?
>>90127872
Steven is the only faggot here.
Cap this:
Steven will end with Peedee by the end of the show.
>>90127865
She's cool with whatever you got.
>>90127897
Steven will end with connie, Pearl its going to end being in a serious relationship with greg, and you are a faggot.
>>90125779
http://www.strawpoll.me/12394202
>>90127254
I know you guys would lose your minds over it being "filler" but I would love an episode that's just Amethyst Vidalia adventures.
>>90127877
They say the neon lights are bright, on Broadway. They say theres always magic, in the air. ON BROOOOAAADWAY-
>>90127923
Steven likes dick.
And you really think they're going to pair off Pearl with a man?
You're lost in heterosexual delusions.
There is nothing wrong with liking boys. Leave Steven alone, you straight normie scum.
>>90127928
Who the fuck is iDubbz
>>90127937
Fudge packer
>>90127897
Steven is simply a chairman of the Beach City chapter of the committie for silly walks.
>>90127779
Seeing characters with noses designed to be seen at an angle or the side straight at the screen is awful feeling.
>>90127945
i bet your mouth smells like dick.
>>90127963
>not knowing who iDubbz is.
You have to be 18 to be here.
>>90127945
Steven has not once taken sexual interest in a dude. He has with Connie.
>>90127970
He's also the leader of Beach City Gay Men's Club.
Every Thursday, he and his gay brethren gather around to watch Scandal.
>>90127904
Her and sour cream are both "down for whatever"
>>90127931
> you guys would lose your minds over it being "filler" but I would love an episode that's just Amethyst Vidalia adventures
Nobody will lose their mind if the episode is entertaining and fleshes out Amethyst's character in a new and meaningful way. It's only "filler" if it's about characters people don't care about. Amethyst is definitely not one of them.
>>90127957
He's already in a heterosexual relationship, stop overanalysing the boy's mannerisms. He lives with a bunch of super chicks.
>>90127807
That first point isn't fair, who isn't into him?
>>90128025
Match made in heaven...
>>90127957
You can be straight and cross dress too!
>>90127865
Damn right
>>90127968
They say the women treat you fine, on Broadway. But lookinatthem just gives me the bluuuuueees.
>>90127957
Steven likes girls, boys and Gems.
>>90128058
No you can't.
Tumblr proved so a long time ago...
>>90128005
He's taken an interest in Lars and Peedee and possibly Onion.
Plus, he probably thinks Connie is a dude; she can pass for a boy.
>>90128031
Denial.
>>90128080
He prefers boys.
Ultimate Ship.
There isn't even fan art of it yet, it's too perfect.
Steven and Greg fuse and romance Alexandrite.
R8 this ship.
>>90127832
nah, Sugar gave him a gem harem
>>90128060
Where does this guy post his art?
His tumblr went down and took everything with it.
>>90128060
Man it really is so cute, like Pinecest!
>>90128080
>>90128118
Donut goddess is best ship
>>90128114
>and Peedee and possibly Onion.
What the fuck are you even talking about?
>>90128114
>>He prefers boys.
Wrong.
>>90128129
Those are his gal pals.
Gay men like to surround themselves with female companions.
>>90127845
>rose was evil
t.homeworlder
>>90128029
People stopped caring about Amethyst after SvA.
They were tired of her emotional bullshit.
>>90128081
Why do we define everything we do by them anon?
>>90128146
>Frybo
>Onion Gang
The homolust was real.
>>90128147
Denial isn't just a river in Egypt.
>>90128180
Because Tumblr was bought out by Yahoo.
I wish Greg was my dad.
Potatosper best Jasper
>>90128175
But they keep lapping up pearl's emotional bullshit
>>90128131
He's apart of /tlhg/ now, rip his art because he deleted it all and he's not coming back to SU.
If you like that art your only option left is Para, he's agreed to stop being a faggot so it's not so bad I guess.
>>90128142
>Goddess
>Trap
Pic related.
>>90128222
Why?
That's like wishing Casey Anthony was your babysitter.
Which version of What's the Use of Feeling (Blue) do you prefer?
TV: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYqlYyQqzgY
Soundcloud: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDaINgHOXLk
>>90128235
>/tlhg/
what is this again?
>>90128231
because muh lesbians, it's the only reason garnet still has some fans
>>90128261
Anon, I want you to promise me you'll never go there. I care to much about you to let you go there
>>90128146
You can't be friends with people of the same sex.
Just lovers.
>>90128249
Because he is sweet and kind to Steven, he tries his best for his son and loves him. Greg is best dad.
>>90128253
>has an entire legion of roses they could send as a hit squad
>instead just leaves them in stasis
diamonds are morons
>>90128290
sure, what is it? a /vg/ general?
Reminder that Steven has a preference for big Gems.
>>90128261
>>90128290
But it's way better than SU.
At least Loud House doesn't pander to tumblr.
>>90128309
It's not about logic Anon. It's about sending a message. One of your kind fucks up? Your entire RACE goes into stasis. Don't ever let this shit happen again.
>>90128309
the loud house
>>90128309
All you need is one. Send one Rose Quartz and watch Steven and Pearl fall apart under their own issues.
>>90128244
It's not a trap if she can have both.
>>90128303
He couldn't care for Steven, forgets he even exists, and takes advantage of him when it suits him. Plus he looks gross.
I'd say Peter Griffin or Stan Smith would make better dads to Steven.
>>90128317
I wonder if Steven secretly liked being manhandled by the Amethyst at the Zoo?
>>90128253
What are those star-shaped things inside the two planets YD holds in her hands? I believe no other diamond has them in their murals.
>>90128355
>This is what fartherless Tumblrites think.
>>90128357
He probably wished they were big, beefy men.
>>90128324
but even just a hard drilled one to fuck with them
super loyal, mission focused, and teach it to sing and BOOM
>>90128336
>it falls down to greg to save the day with Rose's sword
>>90128352
>Male + (Feminine) Blank = Male.
>>90128336
Homeworld has no idea about the Crystal Gems and their status. They probably don't even know they're still up and about.
If they ever finds out, and then sends a Rose Quartz to Earth, I bet Pearl and Steven will overcome their issues through fusion.
>>90128376
>But dad, Mom's sword is with Connie and she's out of town!
>Steven, there are two types of swords that can kill a gem. And one of them is dangling between my legs.
>>90128375
You do know they fucked all possible ways, right? Oral, vaginal, anal, etc.Both ways for all of them.
>>90128395
Bot entities making the new being can easily shapeshift both genitals.
>>90128395
That's not how fusion works.
>>90128421
>massive 2 episode long 'fight'
>queue evil steven in the epilogue
>>90128374
It's what everybody thinks.
4chan, Reddit, dA, YouTube, Twitter, etc.
>>90128440
WHAT THEY REALLY ARE!
>>90128319
Except when it made history?
>>90128261
>>90128309
It's the general for The Loud House that grew solely in /trash/ and it shows. All the kiddy diddlin' going on over there.
>>90128459
>everybody
you mean the shitposters and vocal minority?
>>90128449
You're right, that's how logic works.
>>90127180
>Implying Connie won't cuck him with Jeff first
>>90128398
That would make a nice episode, however I don't think Steven could bring himself to lay s finger on his mother, nor Pearl to every dare hurt Rose.
>>90128376
Greg having to kill someone who looks like his wife? Is that "moving on" in Gem tongue?
>>90128336
Most likely not since that would be mad racist.
>>90128484
And fusion isn't logical. It's fictional.
>>90128497
I honestly believe that Connie will end up with Jeff by the end of the series.
>>90128430
Steven wouldn't be able to keep up with a fully formed Amethyst. There isnt much a person can do when drained of stamina.
>>90128362
Presumably two entire star systems. Suggesting she has quite the number of colonies
>>90128500
>Greg having to kill someone who looks like his wife?
It'd be more pleasant if he used his natural Gem killer.
>>90128483
It's a majority.
>>90128507
Disgustingly illogi-Wait a minute, what happens if the same gems fuse in a different order?
>>90128497
Oh please, before she met Steven she was hanging out at the beach, alone, reading a book. Her social skills are worse than /r9k/'s.
>>90128552
>t.vocal minorty
>>90128464
Yeah, it was the first cartoon of the 2010s not to pander to tumblr.
>>90128500
Steven realized that the room Rose wasn't the real Rose, and so he'll realize that the Homeworld Rose won't be the Rose Quartz who gave birth to him. He will make Pearl realize it, too. They'll promise to give strength to each other, and then they hold hands, interlock fingers and fuse.
>>90128536
>Greg stays at the Zoo and releases all of the Rose Quartz.
>Many years later, Steven is the Emperor of the most lethal gem army in existance, all of whom look like him.
>>90128554
they spawn upside down and hit their head in a comical fashion
>this was explained in the short
>>90128554
What, like Pearl+Sugilite instead of Pearl+Garnet+Amethyst? Still Alexandrite.
>>90128497
>>90128509
Why does anybody have to be excluded?
>>90128580
I'd love if this was a real episode, it means we'd have a valid excuse for Rainbow to come back
>>90128606
But that's logical fusion, anon just dared to state the opposite.
>>90128602
What short?
Is it canon?
>>90128576
I mean besides the episode where his best friend has gay interracial parents and he says "time to make history" right before they appear.
>>90128557
>Her social skills were worse than /r9k/'s
Fixed. Connie was able to form bonds of her own with Lapis and Peridot. Once she's taken enough from Steven to grow in her own an realizes he always be an alien she'll leave him behind by herself to seek her own path.
>>90128609
Because fuck Steven.
Seriously, Sugar cucked Finn so it makes sense that she would cuck Steven.
>>90128625
It's how fusion works. Fusion isn't really logical, it just is what it is.
Hey shake a leg!
Would a situation where two episodes are aired, but it's considered one event each be counted for ratings? Something like Ocean Gem/Mirror Gem, or Steven's Dream/Adventures in Light Distortion.
I mean, technically a person could've stayed for the first episode, and then not watched the second
>>90128557
>>90128630
This. It's obvious Connie is going to leave Steven for Jeff, further cementing Steven's messiah status.
Why else would they introduce Jeff?
>>90128001
>not knowing an unfunny tryhard edgy memelord on the same vein as filthy frank is being an underage
no, anon, you are the underage
>>90128657
Who cares?
SU is a garbage show, it's crew is garbage and it gets garbage ratings.
Go watch Star Vs if you want magical girl drama.
>>90128630
>autists form bonds with autists
Who woulda thunk it?
>her own path
She's nothing without Steven, what can she do without Steven and the gems? Freeze up and get smushed by the first gem monster she tries to bring down because there's no one better to help her pathetic ass?
>>90128685
>unfunny tryhard edgy memelord
Oh I see, you're a sheltered snowflake.
>>>/tumblr/
>>90128713
I actually like this comic.
The new chapter is heading in a weird direction.
>>90128695
>Go watch Star Vs
>Secret Steven Universe project released.
>Its a Dark Souls clone set in SU, you play a soilder during the gem war.
>Its for free, gratis and nothing.
Would you play it?
>>90128652
Transformers did it better.
>>90128630
>>90128676
That's quite dumb
>>90128713
She'll probably give up fighting all together and read books with Jeff.
Going your own path doesn't mean just fighting all the time.
>>90128726
thanks for proving my prove further, boyo
i can't even call you reddit at this point, you're "youtube comments section" tier retarded
>>90128752
Star Vs is better than SU will ever be.
>>90128695
>it gets garbage ratings.
The ratings for season 4 have been 2+ times greater than the Star season 2 ratings.
>>90128792
Star vs is utter shit that doesn't even try. I tried watching the first season. It's fucking garbage
>>90128810
And yet the reception has been worse than Star Vs and SU has been getting it's ass beat by TTG.
Meanwhile, Star has been confirmed for a third season already.
>>90128676
Jesus fucked Mary Magdelene every day
>>90128810
Lmao, you ain't kidding.
>>90128753
I would, CN has a good track record for licensed games and Grumpyface seems pretty competent, I'd like to see how they handle something not restricted to mobile.
>>90128785
Say what you want about YouTube and it's culture, at least they have taste when it comes to iDubbz.
How far are until the end of this thread?
I want to give a small concerning headcanon to /sug/ as a ripple effect of history.
The destroyer of Homeworld.
>>90128836
Disney > Cartoon Network
You're talking about two different network practices now and not about the cartoons in question.
>>90128857
Why does the Greg-half have a piece of shrapnel sticking out of his chest?
>>90128850
you truly are something, anon
have one final (You) for the effort
>>90127779
Rose is so entrancing here...oh my God...No wonder Pearl fell in love with her
>>90128858
It still doesn't change the fact that Star is better received critically than Steven.
>>90128854
We're on page one. We're good.
Or you can write it all out in word then copy and paste it in a series of posts.
>>90128887
>never knowing the goodness that is iDubbz
I pity you, really.
Go back to watching Leafy videos.
>>90128891
"J-just because the network the show is running on is competent totally means this show is better b-baka!"
(You)
>>90128885
Punished Demon Greg
>>90128685
>not liking our lord and savior iDubbz
And into the trash it goes.
>>90128915
>Leafy
>>90128836
>And yet the reception has been worse than Star Vs
Only here, not in the rest of the world.
>SU has been getting it's ass beat by TTG.
Also not true. Their ratings are about the same.
>>90128857
I think I recognise the shape of that chest Gem and the general artstyle, that's a fusion of Steven, Greg, and a Gemsona called "Ice", right?
>>90128917
>If ignore Star's critical reception, maybe my show won't seem like shit.
That's you, that's how you talk.
>Its a "protagonist deals with racism" episode
>>90128792
>>90128810
>>90128825
Guy's, this isn't what Star or Steven would want. For that matter, this isn't what Mabel or Wander or Gumball would want. Stop this senseless fighting and be the people they believe you can be.
I think I was spoiled by short form Netflix series that introduce plot points and actually follow through on them.
Right now we have a room full of bubbled super soldiers capable of emotionally eradicating the heroes, an intergalactic empire that is now aware of earth's existence, a planet cracker that's basically having a nap, a series villain turned into a dog then put to sleep.
The show just keeps introducing more and more shit then leaving it completely unanswered. I love SU, but honestly I wouldn't mind the story actually moving and the series ending in season 6
>>90128989
I'm pretty sure this is exactly what Mabel would want
>>90128980
This guy already btfo'd you --> >>90128968
And again, disney knows how to run it's shows,
SU is still popular despite the unfair treatment it's been receiving by CN.
You're a disgrace to the SvEg if you're even from there you filthy baiter.
>itt
>>90128902
Oh goody, here is the aftermath of SU's different history.
None of the following exist in SU, logically.
>Blackadder IV.
>Star wars.
>Lord of the rings.
>Casablanca.
>Dad's Army.
>Wolfenstein.
>The Order.
>Valiant.
>Call of duty.
>Battlefield.
>Saving Private Ryan.
>Fury.
>Gallipoli.
>The Berber invasion of europe.
>Ethnic Europeans.
>Religion in general.
>The Hunnic invasion of europe.
>The battle of the Catalaunian fields.
>The sacking of Orleans.
>The sacking of Rome (maybe).
>The dark ages (maybe).
>The Vikings (Read:Erik the red).
>The call to crusade.
>The call to colonise the new world.
>WWII.
>Israel.
>>90126993
Need source please, tin eye don't work so good on crops and googling the text probably didn't do anything other than add me to some interesting watch lists.
>>90128985
Or you know, reactionary prejudice. You could pretend Ronaldo is a BLM supporter of that helps your /pol/ sensibilities.
>>90129068
Whoa hold on there sport.
All we know is WWII didn't happen. What makes you think medieval Norwegians weren't a thing.
>>90129004
SU is shit.
You're better off watching Star Vs, where there's actual pay off.
>>90129004
It's a room full of shards waiting to happen, nobody but the Diamonds and the outcasts at the zoo are aware of Earth, nobody else knows because they suppressed knowledge of their one failure, the Cluster was revealed to be made of former Crystal Gems so it'd never do anything to form willingly, and Jasper is as much a series villain as Frybo.
Fuck off back to Netfags or just stop bringing up wrong points.
>>90129068
We've yet to see the rest of Earth. Or learn more about SU's Earth. It would be interesting to see how culture all around the world has evolved.
Also, wasn't it mentioned that religion didn't exist in SU by a writer?
>>90129104
Then why are you here? This is a thread about Steven Universe.
>>90127196
Steven could apply for government assistance for having dwarfism.
>>90129104
You never responded to me faggot. The first season is absolute dogshit, and you fucking know it
>>90129094
Why are they using aliens in an allegory about prejudice when they could use members of the human cast.
We get more mileage out of townies.
>>90129104
>You're better off watching Star Vs, where there's actual pay off.
Ah yes, the thrilling pay off of, "Oh I got new batteries for my plot wand, that does anything it needs to at any point because."
>>90128638
>Because fuck Steven
That's exactly what we're suggesting. We all know Steven plays for both teams so there's no reason not to put everyone together in one big happy pile.
I just know in 10 years The Cult of Lapis is going to be an actual thingand I'll be one of the cultist
>>90129173
>We all know Steven plays for both teams
[Citation Needed]
>>90129120
Hence why I wrote down "religion in general"
>>90129101
Not in general, just the colonisation effort of North America by Erik the Red.
>>90129172
>couldnt make it passed episode 4
>>90129173
>>90129196
He's into Peedee, Lars and Onion.
>>90128638
>>Because fuck Steven.
Gladly.
>>90129214
Why are you just linking to random posts now?
>>90129130
I'm allowed to criticize what I want.
>>90129093
http://ccpones.tumblr.com/tagged/steven%20universe
Was surprised to see he changed names.
Why can't tumblr do the redirection thing like Deviantart does when you change your name.
>>90129232
This looks more like that cow kid from Reborn than anything from Steven Universe.
goodnight
>>90129219
[Citation Needed,] Fuckwad. Just spouting inane shit doesn't belong make your statement valid. Give me explicit proof that proves Steven being bi.
>>90129264
I've no idea who you're referring to, but I assure you, this is Steven.
It's like I'm really in /v/, where people just go into threads about things they don't like to shill stuff they do like that's completely unrelated and then get mad when they're told to fuck off.
>>90129279
>Frybo
>Onion Gang
>Pracitcally any episode with Lars
>>90129283
/co/ is actually just /b/ and /v/'s baby.
>>90129281
They got Steven looking real fucked up there.
>>90129241
Go post on a tumblr blog, where people actually might give a fuck about your opinions.
>>90129283
It's almost like /co/ and 4chan in general have seen a massive surge in posters from outside the site in the last year or something.
>>90129283
Maybe if your show wasn't so shit, people wouldn't invade your threads.
Oh wait...you do the same thing to them!
I love Greg and Rose's relationship, the plucky human and the pink haired, giant lady. They loved eachother to bits, and made something beautiful.
>>90129316
He's a neko.
>>90129336
Or the artist can only draw one body type: Pearl and Lapis.
>>90129155
Because prejudice discussionso are less polarizing when they involve fictional minorities. Thus the popularity of the X-men
>>90129333
What the fuck are you talking about? Almost nobody talks shit in the Star vs threads (other than shipping wars). Every SU thread has people throwing a fucking hissy fit.
>>90129367
Nah.
>>90129334
>they loved each other to bits
I never got that vibe. Pearl and Rose's relationship was stronger.
>and made something beautiful
Fuck no.
>>90129333
>you do the same thing to them!
That's wrong and you know it, we keep to our containment general and you should do the same cunt.
>>90129292
>Steven hangs out with Peedee.
>Steven Babysits Onion.
>Steven pushes his ship personally, possessing Lars. He also wants to impress Lars. He also lets Sadie pour an ounce of a highly volatile substance for "a prank."
Your argument has been rendered invalid, my boy.
>>90129279
Watch the first 6 seconds of the preview for Rocknaldo. Watch the ending to Sadie's Song.
Think before you speak. Just because you want badly for Steven to be a hetero doesn't mean he is.
>>90129068
Can anyone else add to this list of non-existent SU things?
I'm not adding "Quartzmilk" or some silly thing like that.
>>90129395
>>90129409
It's like I'm watching a tanker filled with liquid retardation crash in a bayou.
>>90129068
>>90129431
Anon.
>>90129374
>Static Shock was another superhero show.
>It even aired on the same time slot as X-Men Evolution.
>Had an episode dealing with racism head on.
Using allegories as racism works if your show is long running, like the X-Men or if the cast is entirely non human.
If your going to have a very special episode about racism, at least have the balls to use the real thing.
>>90129409
>Steven walks with his hands splayed out.
>Steven sings a pop song in drag. With fine impromptu choreography.
This doesn't tell anything about his sexual preference.
>>90129333
Wow I haven't even been in this argument till now but fuck man you're sperging out. They're cartoons and you're acting like you're in a holy war with another religion.
>>90129459
How so?
>>90129385
>Tumblr lesbians please leave.
>>90129385
Pearl, shouldn't you be watching Steven sleep?
>>90129374
The whole racism falls apart when you realize that most X-Men teams are WASP.
>>90126540
Eh? What's this now?
what's the new episode abuot?
So, anybody else just flat-out not bothering to watch the next episode?
>>90129561
Ronaldo becomes a Gemaboo.
>>90129561
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html
>>90129561
Ronaldo wants to learn about the "Rock People" of Beach City. I guess Steven helps him.
>>90129561
Ronaldo tries to warn people about the very real dangers of corrupted gems and steven tells him DAS RACISS
>>90129584
The promo has me curious.
I want to see how it plays out.
Can the Star Vs.fag fuck off? I'm planning on watching it and you're just fucking any chance of fun.
Draw a gem and turn it into cats
http://affinelayer.com/pixsrv/index.html
>>90129561
rock niggers making the frogs gay
>>90129604
steven fights gems all the time though
>>90129460
So what would you suggest? Ronaldo claims the Pizza's are illegal immigrants? Mr. Smiley doesn't let Sadie on his local basketball team? Vidalia calls Jenny a darky? What prejudice narrative involving the townie's would work?
>>90129661
He's a Gem so it's okay if he does it.
>>90129585
Fucking gemaboos.
>>90129336
>>90129382
>>90129281
>all of these pics
>>90128713
>what can she do without Steven and the gems? Freeze up and get smushed by the first gem monster she tries to bring down
Actually I think she's now smart and skilled enough to sense the level of danger and keep a cool head to deal with the situation. If she can help it she'll find a way to defeat the monster (even Sadie did it once). If not she'll look for the best way to distract the monster and keep it away from innocents. Or lead people to safety. Pearl makes her very conscious of her fragility as a human but also of how her actions and decisions can make a difference.
>>90129541
That's where it gets into "white people can be discriminated against too!" Category
can someone explain to me how zuke got kicked out?
/sug/ is bad. I like old /sug/. Where can I find a replacement?
>>90128036
Jenny Pizza
>>90127066
Add Carnelian on top
>>90129646
i regret everything
>>90129710
>Actually I think she's now smart and skilled enough
She's learned nothing between now and the last time she failed to fight a serious battle though.
>>90129724
too gay
What if the stinger at the end is Steven realizing Ronaldo has every right to act that way, considering how most gems behave and act towards humans and earth
>>90129672
Here's my idea. Heads up, I kind of ripped it off from an old EC Comics story but here goes:
>some racist shit is happening in Beach City.
>Steven gets worried and asks the Gems help the townspeople look for the culprit.
>The Gems agree, not really seeing the big deal.
>While investigating the case, the Gems openly question what's the point of looking for their perp.
>Realizing the Gems are aliens, they try to explain racism to the best of their abilities.
>It dawns on the Gems that it's very similar to the prejudice they faced on Homeworld.
>They eventually catch the perp and the episode ends with the townspeople and the Gems knowing each other a little better.
Or something like that.
>>90129724
sure, see pic related
>>90129740
Let me know if you find one.
>>90129710
How. She's done nothing after her first failed mission in Gem Hunt. How is she smart and skilled in any way? She should have learned that she can't do anything useful after being shown that even a Pearl can beat her two on one.
>Conniefags are coming out of the woodwork like the cockroaches they are
I am so glad I went to sleep as soon as the images bugged out because holy shit that last thread
>>90129819
work of art
Reminder
>>90129869
So Steven is in this very thread.
>>90129646
>holding a bouquet of roses
HMMMM.
>>90129812
A suspicious mind is a healthy mind.
I'm just glad this shitty block of episodes is almost over, so we can have another bomb eventually, that will hopefully have some plot elements to it, given it would be the finale of season 4.
>>90129812
The episode will be accused of Islamaphobia.
>>90129907
Steven Bombs are a blessing and a curse.
Any hope for a normal schedule is long gone.
>>90129817
Interesting, but you'll have to be more specific than just "racist shit". And also define a perp, unless it's a new character.
>ywn bite down on connie
>>90129888
Imagine.
>>90129907
Don't forget that Seasons 4 and 5 were originally one big thing. You might get a mid-season finale, and you might get an episode like Log Date.
>>90129933
I don't even care. This show can't sustain itself on 11 minutes a week when the plot has picked up so much. Bombs are much better. Either those, or a weekly 22 minute slot
>>90129888
Gonna need a donut
>>90129954
I'd rather unleash the full power of the warp then let him witness these threads, it would be less damaging.
>>90126513
Molestation when?
WE
>>90129979
They weren't written like one big season. By that time, what was Season 3 was already split up, and Rebecca had stated she was just writing with no mind for season endings or anything
>>90129646
pussy
>>90129646
this one is terrible
>>90129907
While the bomb's are preferred now it's only because they've fucked everything up so bad that they look great in comparison.
Stupid CN making the show be written with bomb's in mind.
>>90129819
my sides traveled to homeworld.
>>90127957
That's not what a tutu looks like.
>there's undeleted porn in this thread right now
>>90130006
I blame the bombs for that, the pacing and build up has been fucked by them.
>>90130006
Ahh. OK, that's cool then. I wonder if that'll continue for 5 onwards (if it ever happens).
>>90129907
It's always the same:
Bomb consisting in 4 lore episodes and 1 filler
Then some weeks with filler and maybe one lore episode
Then months of hiatus
Rinse and repeat
>>90129938
Well, this show is technically rated TV-PG so you can't go too far with the racist shit. The most you could do is "Indians Go Home!" or "Your Kind Don't Belong Here!" being graffitied.
And yeah, the perp would be a minor new character that kickstarts the plot, like Jeff.
>>90130052
W E
>>90130008
>>90130013
>>90129769
>>90129822
>>90129889
Name all of these "Cat fingers Jpg."
>>90130030
I asked for it in the "Jaimie edition" general...
Why is it all here?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THIS WITHOUT MY DRINK?
It's like I'm torn between being interested in the story and lore of the show, but I can't I can't stand the dialog and interactions.
>>90130085
Didn't that sign used to say "$5 a slice" ?
>>90128362
They have little circles on the outside, so multi-planet star systems.
>>90130172
Yeah. /sug/ raged at the incredibly high price and had a field day with editing it.
>>90130195
Saw that in a /sug/ simulator, didn't expect it to change
>>90130195
>Raging at $5 pizza slices
Silly poorfags
>>90130249
>not raging at $5 pizza slices
What do you spend your time on?
>>90130085
Isn't every day in that silly place a gay pride parade?
Wouldn't the entire culture being polluted with magic benevolent gayliens mean that gays never experienced prejudice, making gay pride a moot point?
>>90129646
>>90125779
Steven should buy flowers for Lapis.
>>90129838
>A novice failing on its first mission
What an unprecedented outcome.
>>90130325
The Gems keep by themselves, leaving their gayness away from everyone else.
While other gays suffered, they lived in privacy, guarding their gayness like a sacred flame.
>>90126513
I love this image
>>90130063
See, that's why it's better to use a fictional minority like the gems. If you have to pull your punches on the prejudice, then there's little point in really talking about it.
>post the worst SU porn you've seen
>>90129785
>Learned nothing
>Coordinated two very conflicting superpowered adult children only with logic and reason
President Connie is on the way.
I wouldn't complain if we never see any of Rose's fusions again, I'm hoping all that time and writing will be reserved for Steven fusing with more Gems.
>>90130416
Blue board idiot.
>>90130195
>>90130416
>>90130432
Just click on "Style" in the bottom right of the page
Letting the days go by / let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by / water flowing underground
Into the blue again / in the silent water
Under the rocks and stones / there is water underground.
>>90130401
How's it pulling punches? Proud Family did something similar and the point they were trying to make came across quite clearly.
Also, using the Gems as a stand in for an oppressed minority doesn't work when they tried to destroy earth in the first place.
>>90130192
>Ayy, Mario. You ever wonder where a baby comes from?
>>90130416
Xeno-loli-futanari-slaanesh-tier-vore garbage.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12394898
>>90130416
Gregxadult Steven weed smoking incest, anal.
>>90130514
>no lapisfag
>>90129646
>>90130416
Connie-beastiality-guro
>>90130514
>no Stevenfag
Go back to the drawing board and try again.
>>90130551
holy shit, zuke is a cat IRL confirmed
>>90130514
>no stevenfag
I don't actually know what zuke looks like
>(You) vs Peridot
>>90130572
That would explain the Garfield eyes.
>>90130514
Wow m8 you really fucked this one up
>>90130462
I think the portrayal less as oppressed minorities and more like a foreign culture.
>>90130593
This is the only IRL picture of her.
>>90130455
We /songposting/ now?
Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
I don't need to try to explain
I just hold on tight and If it happens again
I may move so slightly to the arms
And the lips and the face
Of The Human Cannonball that
I need to I want to
Come stand a little bit closer
Breathe in and get a bit higher
You'll never know what hit you when
I get to you
Ooh I want you, I don't know if I need you but
Ooh I'd die to find out
Ooh I want you, I don't know if I need you but
Ooh I'd die to find out
>>90130593
You might regret this
>>90130650
>being this new
fucking newfags
>>90130595
>>90130626
Like how weeaboos towards glorious Nippon?
Yeah, that episode sincerely works much better.
It's totally in character for Ronaldo.
>>90127779
>Sucrose will never make an SU doujin cutting out all the filler of the series and shoring up the internal inconsistencies in her own style ala Gundam: The Origin
It hurts lads. Also, if a creator makes a comic about her own OC donut steals is it still technically a doujin?
>>90130654
who's the black dude, and is that jeff?
There is something really sweet about Lapis trying to express her love for Steven, and him thinking she just likes his friendship
>>90130687
This is not Japan you weeb.
>>90129646
i cant draw
>My tea has gone cold.
I think I know what he meant now.
>>90130699
That black guy would be Lamar Abrams.
>>90127752
Discount supervillain on tumblr
>>90128165
>Opal
>A fusion deprived of her short term memory
>>90130687
People really take "SU is an anime" seriously huh?
>>90130747
so, that is the man responsible for huge hair eh?
>>90128222
Nice trips. I feel like I'd disappoint Greg just like I'm a disappointment to my real dad.
>>90127196
>tfw Connie will be Steven's foster-mom
>>90129646
what have I done...
Has any new FatpisxSteven been drawn?
>>90130769
Yup.
You can tell the weeb is strong with that one.
>>90130787
Allahu akbar anon. Allahu akbar.
LAdy OF ThE Sea
haPPY As can be
cAn'T HeLP bUt woNdErInG If She'D Be HAPpIER wIth ME
>>90130799
>You can tell the weeb is strong with that one.
why?
>>90130778
Greg will you dissappoint before you even know it.
>>90130820
PrOBBlY NoT
>>90130822
Because black people are all weebs.
>>90130822
That big hair is clearly channeling shonen anime + 80s fashion.
Also, he knows the lyrics to Tough Boy.
Hm.
>>90130654
>everyone disgustedly averting their eyes from Zuke
>black guy can't even feign smile in pic 2
>azn is making it as clear as possible that Zuke smells like a garbage scow
>Zuke herself looks like she's on the verge of tears in every photo
Fuck, man.
What an upsetting series of photographs- I feel so bad for all three. Did someone force them to do this?
>Rocknaldo does not in anyway have Jasper involved.
Back into my hole I crawl
>>90127845
HEIL BEST GEM!
>>90130906
Delusional Jasperfags are a shame
t. non-delusional /FREAK/
>>90130894
>looking deep into pictures of people messing around
Did something happen to you anon?
>>90130654
>>90130894
This is the face of a man whose life has lost all meaning.
Hey, /sug/, music fag here.
So I have 3 gem themes on the backburner.
>Opal
>Lapis
>A Peridot theme that isn't shit.
Which one should I do first?
Here's a collection of my previous work: https://soundcloud.com/k-dex-2/sets/sug-stuff
>>90130906
Why would she be? Wait for season 6 anon
>>90129822
>Wake me up
>CAN'T WAKE UP
>>90130906
>wanting Jasper to be in a Ronaldo episode
>>90126712
>bismuth's eye style from her original concepts
Nice touch
>>90130935
That's a man?
>>90130868
I WONDER
>>90130977
Possibly.
>>90130978
WHAT'S FOR DINNER
>>90130978
Did tumblrites make that
>>90130934
Look at their eyes anon.
Their eyes aren't smiling.
Zuke the puke radiates a force of pure misery that has a reach of around half a block.
>>90126723
Why do Star fags ruin everything?
What have we done to them?
>>90130938
Lapis plox
>>90128915
>>90128850
>>90127928
>>90128001
>>90128942
All of Youtube culture needs to be purged. It is literally the absolute lowest of humanity's creations. That goes for Twitch streamers too.
Yes, all of it. Filthy Frank, iDubbz, Leafy, h3h3, Rooster Teeth, Funhaus, PewDie. I'm only skimming the absolute surface here, because I cannot be arsed to think of anyone else. Thank God.
They're all cancer. Every single one.
>>90131003
>tumbrlites
Anon please.
This is obviously the work of a dA artist.
>>90130938
Peri plox
>>90128036
Then explain Connie the best gem.
>>90131003
>>90131032
>filename
What if Jasper fucked Holly
>>90130969
Jasperaldo is endgame
>post bad fanart
>>90128654
Fuck you I quit.
>>90131031
Why?
It's better than watching SU.
>>90131059
>jasper be like "the fuq?"
>>90131056
dA artists can post their art to tumblr.
And not everyone on tumblr is a tumblrite.
This is clearly the work of someone whose true home is Deviantart.
>>90131057
jasper will have a 'dont give a fuck about Rose but I guess I'll tolerate you Steven' team with holly and bismuth. Sugar crawled into my ear and told me that
>>90131031
The problem is that people use it for "youtubers". I use it to follow some people's personal projects and stuff like that and I think that's how it should be
>>90129409
>>90129196
>>90129173
>>90129292
Ahahaha I cannot believe /sug/ is arguing over whether a 14 year old boy likes men or not.
>>90129219
Onion is like, fucking, 4! 4 fucking years old!
>>90131098
Pretty sure the artist only has a tumblr
No links to any other galleries.
>>90131114
Shouldn't youtube's true use be for 4chan simulators
>>90131073
>quit shitty unrewarding terribly paying hospitality job
>find out that the very day you left everybody else individually made roughly 500$ in tips
>they all went out drinking and whoring that night while your cunty gf bitched you out for losing your job
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jne9t8sHpUc
Anyone got some Gem Birthday pics?
I need one for someone's birthday
>>90131057
Friendly reminder that Jasper and Holly were a couple.
Jasper belonged to Blue Diamond after Pink died, which is when she was stationed at the zoo and hooked up with Holly.
But then Yellow Diamond took Jasper because she big and Jasper didn't get a chance to tell Holly.
So now Holly thinks Jasper left her and she takes out that hatred on all of the other Quartzes, especially the Betas.
>>90131132
We've also argued as to whether Steven's saliva could restore foreskins.
You see, here on 4chan we use our anonymity to discuss taboo subjects, it's part of what we like to call "board culture".
Pretty wacky, huh?
>>90131152
I dont think Jasper's been to the zoo. She seems to believe she's the only Beta who made it off earth because she was better than the rest.
>>90131114
YouTube is nothing more than a second Hollywood.
Just have a nice face and be a magnet for drama and your set for life.
>>90131152
>hooked up with Holly.
They don't have genitals or a fucking societal mechanism of romantic coupling.
How hard will Steven be molested by the Famethysts once they're brought to Earth?
>>90131200
Lapis knew what flirting was though. And they definitely feel attracted to other gems, don't tell me Ruby didn't immediately crush hard on Sapphire. They just don't act on it because it's not encouraged and a waste of time.
>>90131210
He's into dudes anon.
Better question; how hard will Smiley, Fryman and Greg molest him?
>>90131140
can i be in the simulator plz
>>90126458
>if they reveal that steven is gay/bi I'm going to flip my shit.
Why would people even be surprised? Steven is probably for sure bisexual, or maybe even full on gay but just greatly values his friendship with Connie.
I understand that they're probably trying to show that really feminine boys can be heterosexual, but Steven acts way too fucking gay to be 100% heterosexual.
>>90131241
jesus christ this general is awful. why do i keep coming back.
>>90131249
You do realize the most feminine guys are the ones who are most into chicks right?
>>90131017
>>90131043
Alright, no love for Opal then.
Who between these two then?
>>90131210
They'll fuck him till he passes out, and then they'll cuddle him till he wakes.
>>90131249
So besides "acting gay", when has he actually shown that he wants man butts?
>>90131284
Over and over?
>>90131249
Considering how awful Korra being bi was received, people would be surprised on why the fuck they did it a second time.
>>90131304
Over and over untill he eventually gives in and gets used to sleeping on a big, cuddly Amethysts
>>90131280
Lapis
>>90131249
So when do you think he'll hook up with Peedee?
They can go on double dates with Connie and Jeff.
>>90128989
I bet you also want Saracens to occupy the holy land because it's "their belief"
This is what Lapis should look like.
Any questions?
>>90131301
Lars all the time.
>touching his chest
>constantly being near him even though Lars doesn't like him
>having 3 separate numbers for Lars on his cell phone
He saw Lars naked and started blushing.
>>90131450
Pic related is BD
Is BD Best Diamond?
>>90131450
But Lars is trans, so that makes Steven straight.
>>90131241
The Famethysts can shapeshift into dudes. Maybe some of them will choose to stay as dudes.
I don't think I say this enough times, but
I wanna shag Rose so bad.
>>90131280
Dont really care with one comes first i kinda wanna see both
>>90131450
ignore my BD reply, forgot to erase your post number
>>90131474
lol
I never understood why everyone hated Zuke...
Granted I never actually looked into why everyone hated Zuke or asked why.
Until now... This is going to be one of those 'SPECIA'L episodes, isn't it?
>>90131334
>>90131496
Lapis is first then
I just wanted to have a set order, is all.
Working on it.
>>90131474
You can't show naked flat chested girls in cartoons.
>>90131533
Probably not.
We just like to examine the previews.
Guys, when people say Lars is Trans are they saying he went from female to male or is going male to female?
>>90131482
i want to rub her tummy!
>>90131546
>implying he doesn't just pass really well
>implying Rebecca Sugar won't reveal Lars was trans after the show is already over
>implying it wasn't a ruse to show female nipples in a children's cartoon
>>90131472
Yeah, but she doesn't hold a candle to Sapphire.
>>90131546
But muh hormones.
>>90131597
Which one is more oppressed?
>>90131607
UHHHH
>>90131533
It's going to be the same shit as Beach City Drift.
>>90131542
>>90131607
You and me both, buddy.
>>90131647
After knocking him out and kidnapping him, nearly killing Lars, and harassing the Gems, this is what finally sets Steven off?
>>90131636
who is not even in Lapis' ballpark
>>90131669
>>90131607
THICC
>>90131472
Yes for now she is
>>90131450
do you think Steven jerked it when he transferred into Lars's body?
>>90131647
>>90131687
>kidnapping and attempted murder is redeemable
>saying mean words and making people uncomfortable is unforgivable
Steven needs to get his priorities straight.
>>90131714
did somebody say T H I C C?
>>90131709
Very inaccurate.
Why would you put the time into editing that?
>>90131763
T H I C C
>>90131763
we need a picture like this, but its Holly getting fucked with anons around her going
>Fuck Holly
also, Fuck Holly
>>90131780
D I A B E T I C
>>90131669
at the same time?me likey
>>90131766
anon stop, you're making a fool out of yourself with that
fatgate
>>90131790
When will she use that whip?
>>90131797
>not diabethicc
one job
>>90131797
we must go thiccer
>>90131817
>Holly will never kiss you for being good.
>>90131863
holly will never lose weight
>>90130249
>Paying $5 for a slice of pizza
You are dumber than a tourist
>>90131858
you can only go so thicc anon, at some point you just start getting diminishing results aka fat fetish shit
>>90131892
I don't know how anyone can find holly attractive with those disgusting chunky ass ankles and huge feet.
>>90131597
ftm
>>90131858
Fuck outta here
SOMETHING HILARIOUS JUST HAPPENED!
BUT IT'S OFF TOPIC!
SHOULD I TELL /SUG/!
>>90131921
yes
>>90131921
No.
>>90131915
that's not very nice, anon. Maybe she wears the boots to hide her chunky feet
>>90131780
noice
>>90131921
I don't know
>>90131921
Maybe
I want chubby chasers to leave
There is nothing sexier then skinnies
>>90131921
Could you repeat the quesion?
>>90132017
no
>>90131892
>The Famethyst all never grab Holly's love handles and tease her about.
>>90131959
Look up "/tg/ makes a setting"
Then look up the national anthem at the bottom.
It's funny, hopefully to your tastes.
>>90131975
but why?
>>90132017
a skinny is fine too
>tfw Amethyst's VA replies to your comment on YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He3h_UQjmdY
>>90132119
>comment on YouTube
>the only place that sold these (or ANY) Jasper body pillows doesn't do so anymore
end my life
I'm going to go commit dakimakura
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85CTgUgQZU8
>>90127290
holly was bullied by the other agates for being so fat and non-terrifying. She was bullied out of homeworld and has to work in a shitty place with a bunch of shitty gems because no one ever liked her.
>>90132153
Reposting that cause it's pretty? :)
>>90132185
>That one frame of sapphire which was quality
>>90131915
those are cuteand kind of attractive
>>90132203
Is it to much to ask to brush a gem's hair? I just want to brush her hair.
>>90129646
So now that the Cluster is safely bubbled, what do you think Homeworld's new endgame will be? Popping the bubble? Colonizing Earth? Capturing Steven for research purposes.
I know the urge to shitpost is high, but let's attempt to discuss the show.
>>90132119
I once talked to Surasshu on a reddit AMA. I never realized he was Dutch just like I am, so when I said one phrase in Dutch he replied back completely in Dutch too. Turns out he also went to the same art institute as I do, except he studied music while I study fine arts and education.
>>90128222
I also wish Greg was my dad.
Post Rubies?
>>90132259
Wtf I'm a furry now
>>90132058
just link to the post
what fic would you wanna read the very most
>>90132238
>Mr. Universe, I'm CRYSTAL GEM.
>>90132216
reposting because images were gone originally when I colored it for them even though they already saw it
>>90132273
probably get some humans so BD stops crying like a little bitch. They'll send someone to Earth and they'll notice the Cluster isn't emerging. Maybe YD will start being extra suspicious that the Rubies disappeared just like Jasper. Hopefully we see new gems.
>>90132259
>>90129646
>>90132305
wait you drew that?
>>90129193
How does this become a thing? I'm sad that this is real
>>90131982
do people find this hot? i find it more cute than anything
>>90132339
no I just finished coloring it for someone last night
>>90132301
a vore fic
>>90132273
We know that Homeworld is coming to get more Humans to make Blue Diamond feel good. Could be they invade Beach City, attempt to extract Humans, then they find the Crystal Gems and see that their leader has been replaced by a Human/Gem Hybrid.
>>90132256
just dont brush the gem
>>90132301
Jaimie gets lucky.
With sugilite.
>>90132367
lemme rephrase
what fic would you wanna read that wouldn't make me want to puke
>>90132301
Steven fucks all the other Crystal Gems, including Peridot and Lapis.
>>90132185
HoL Y FUCK MY SIDES PLEASE SOMEONE HOLD ME
seriously, why can't we get figures like this?
>>90132406
a puke fic
>>90132427
Where's Steven?
>>90132441
>Steven
>existing in fanart
Good one.
>>90132427
The other one that doesn't look off-putting is Pearl, but then when isn't that the case.
>>90132406
>>90132403
Includes Dom.
So I heard there were new official plushies, including Lapis, peridot and Ruby, have any pics?
Lapis and Peridot will fuse into an anime reference.
>>90132497
They're shit
>>90132427
never
Rose and Steven a cute.
/sug/ rocks
>>90132017
skinny is the supreme form
>>90132586
They can't co-exist.
>>90132586
they both look horrible there
>>90132305
Oh ok. I'm that someone. Thanks again!
>>90132427
Who is best gem and why is it Sapphire?
>>90132687
It's Amethyst
Rose should give Greg an artifact that turns his dick into a pussy, then she should shapeshift a cock and fuck him raw.
>>90132632
You just wait.
>>90132687
It's Steven
>>90132629
yes
>>90132721
>inb4 Rose becomes Steven's stand
>>90132687
Because she knows when to dish out the pain and when to receive it.
>>90132709
You should kill yourself.
>>90132721
i bet pearl wanted to have a kid with rose and have a family together ;_;
>>90132721
No Pearl, making MG look like Rose and having Steven dying his hair pink won't fulfill your fantasy.
>>90132742
>>90128449
source?
As far as I'm concerned. Smoky is shota.
>>90132767
In another world, Steven is half human half Pearl, and Greg is his loving step dad.
>>90128974
Yes
>>90132791
Technically, you're not wrong, as Smoky is a couple of months old.
>>90132772
Says who?
>>90129283
I will shill Dragon Ball Super as much as I like fuck off.
>>90127897
>>90132863
Power to you DBS Anon.
Since apparently being on-board topic is not remembered anymore.
>>90133017
>666th post
>>90132855
Pearl no
>lapis has no weapon
Will Pearl and Peridot spend an episode building defenses against homeworld?
>>90133173
Enjoy your ban faggot
>>90128695
>>90133173
Fuck outta here.
>>90133173
>>90133173
well, the BD´s tits are nice, but the rest of it, not.
>>90133173
DELETE THIS ATROCITY
>>90132687
>>90132706
Please, it's both.
Amepphire when?
>>90133199
they have such good bantz
dunno why they arent in more eps together
>>90133199
wrong image, works too I guess.
>>90133242
Never
>>90133199
Never because the CGs are reactive rather than proactive. No actual preparations are ever made anymore, they just rely on inane coincidences, dumb luck, and the power of love and friendship to pull through.
>>90133199
Probably/hopefully.
I really like their dynamic. They are definitely friends now, but there will always be some nerd rivalry between them. You can tell by the occasional jabs about one another behind their backs.
This artist's NSFW page is gone
anyone know if they moved it or actually deleted it? http://ccpones.tumblr.com/tagged/steven%20universe
>>90127196
Ha, Steven has a facial hair. He's aged a day.
>>90133417
Who are they?
>>90133343
accept when they spent a whole arc preparing a gem drill?
The other time they should of prepared, they made it clear that they couldn't do anything other than evacuate the humans.
I drew Ruby to see what happens and I got this
>>90133464
>accept when they spent a whole arc preparing a gem drill?
The cluster arc wasn't even really about the cluster and its shitty payoff shows that, it was just a contrived means of getting Peridot to join the CGs.
>>90133504
the cluster is being used as a plot device for the diamonds arrival too, it wasn't just for Peridot.
>>90133446
They did some Pearl cuck pictures
>>90133532
Which they aren't even doing anything about. Like Steven saw them talking about Earth and new plans, but it's like he just completely forgot about it and won't remember until the slow burn desires it.
>>90133590
Oh the ones with Greg fucking MG? Yeah no no idea.
>>90133598
And what will you do about the cluster? They cant even uncurrupt the gems yet.
i can understand ruining peridot, they need kids to watch the show, and peridot its exactly the way to do it, its an acceptable loss.
but they fucking RUINED lapis, im mad because of that.
>>90133656
Couldn't they have just introduced a new character instead of ruining existing ones?
>>90133615
Yea thats them
>>90133656
With the barn situation, Lapis was inevitably brought down to her level. How can she be a good character doing nothing but retarded shit ina bus-barn all day?
Lapis needs to move to the lighthouse now that she's apparently okay with the CGs (sat at a table with them, went grocery shopping with them, etc)
So... when are the rubies going to be retrieved from space?
I'm glad Greg and Pearl have come so far.
>>90133749
Never
>>90133615
>>90133742
>>90133656
Peridot's fine, her spastic tendencies just get played up in the more comedic episodes. Lapis barely had a character to begin with. If anything, being a snarky cunt is an upgrade for her.
Now if we're talking STORY, then yes, Lapis desperately needs an arc.
>>90133754
It's really great to see that they've finally buried all their hatches.
It was also really hilarious how Pearl said that clearly her Greg was superior.
>>90133749
When they become plot relevant again
>>90133749
Oh you poor innocent anon
>>90133767
threesome when
>>90133808
>Pearl said that clearly her Greg was superior.
how
>>90130894
>>90133843
Gem Harvest. Pearl says Greg is better than Andy. Shortly after, they married.
>>90130266
>$5 a slice
>Could literally go down to store and get two frozen pizza's for $4
Holy Shit New Thread When?
WHAT ABOUT ME
>>90128676
For that one episode to give Connie a reason to fuck up their fusion so Steven could fuck it up later and we'd know the rules.
>>90133874
she doesnt understand blood relations and thought that greg and andy were both some sort of greg species
>>90133933
kek, it recognized the nose as an ear
No CG will date Greg because otherwise they'd be more mom than the other moms.
>>90133980
>>90133980
NEW THREAD
>>90133994
What about Lapis?