Paranatural

Say it. Say the secret

>>90125031
>introduce a big new plotline
>HiJack is still fucking out there

I thought this was a comic about dodgeball.

Why aren't they playing dodgeball?

>>90125197
"sexual"

'Thank you for your patience with this late page! Taylor got her wisdom teeth out yesterday so I've been balancing finishing it with taking care of her. '

If you're still working on the update the day it's released then you've got to change something.

Also you knew she was going to have her wisdom teeth out, it's not a valid excuse if it could have been easily avoided.

1. As if Team Max and Isaac vs Johnny's Gang (see Chapter 3) wasn't enough.

2. Isn't it too early for a dramatic bomb in webcomic time? It's like 5 days over there, right?

OH BOY I'm sure glad Zach created a potential new plotline. Now he can change the scene and bring it up again in passing after another seven months, what a great comic he's writing.

>>90125031
WHY DOESN'T SHE USE A CAPITAL I WHEN USING THE FIRST PERSON SINGULAR? IS THIS "symbolic~" ZACK!?

"The" ?

So she does know about Paranatural stuff then.

>>90125221
>HiJack
Who?

>>90125333
it's actually the Paranormal Activity Club

>>90125031
>>Max with get the girlfriend no one asked for.
>>and she will be T H I C C.

>>90125330
who knows, she might be the literary descendant of e. e. cummings

>>90125330
I'm pretty sure it's meant to represent the fact that she has a quiet, soft voice.

>>90125031
So wait I haven't been keeping up with this. Does she have a crush on him or something? Or does she just need the clubs help?

Zack really needs to slowdown with the sideplots.

How long have they been in this cafe, two months now?
Why is this, which feels like the start of a new chapter, in the middle of this chapter?
Does this comic actually have a story anymore?

>>90126238
It arguably has to much story, since the interracial disabled lesbian date ended can't believe I get to use that sentence, and have it make sense. We've got the addition of,
>flip turtle
>school council (I know some people think this is a joke but it's been name dropped by 2 different characters. It's coming)
>now whatever Max's love interest needs
>oh and Ed

I think the only guy currently still looking for Hijack is Isaac.

>giving a fucking shit about what she is going to say

enjoy your subversive joke lmao

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When was the last time we saw Forge?

I am so fucking sick of all these subplots and new plotlines going completely nowhere, then we get a hint of a plot somewhere and then straight back to pointless subplots.

It's like we're stuck in an infinite loop of pointlessness.

Just give me the main fucking storyline for fuck sake, end my misery.

>>90126237
We've been saying this since Chapter 4.

>>90126650
>>90126238
>>90126237
Side plots wouldn't be so bad if he pushed content out consistently.

If this were a TV show or manga with actual pacing then this would be great since later episodes/issues would explain make more sense and not drag along.

But its not. And it's dragging.

>>90126573
This is the main storyline.

Fish-eyed girl is the new protagonist and whenever she's not onscreen other characters should be asking "where's fish-eyed girl?"

That is, until he introduces a new character and makes them the new protagonist and fish-eyed girl never appears again.

WACKY FACE DAY EVERY PAGE HAS A WACKY FACE LOL

>>90125031
wooo, the word's gonna be "paranatural"

Tell her to get on with the orange juice then, cause a diet unusually high in citrus should trigger the ability to see spirits..

>>90127217
>wooo, the word's gonna be "paranatural"
Oh shit, next update is just going to be a one word title page is't it.

>>90126014
Yes she has a crush
Yeah she needs their help

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>>90126014
>Does she have a crush on him
who doesn't?

>>90125197
Sexual wank pheasent

>>90126014
she knows she is in a harem anime.

>>90126573
we saw him get ready to help johnny near the end of the namekball game, and then not actually do anything. or was that halfway through? fuckin hell zack

>>90125031
Is [current chapter] twice as long as Ghost Train yet?

Zack really needs to learn hiw to focus better, and spread out the kudzu plotting. Webcomics 1.5 pages per week is a bad format for it.

>>90126735
Please fuck off.

Over 100 pages, each consisting 9 panels minimum and a fuckton of words, in a chapter that have NOTHING to do with the current plot is not fucking okay. It does not matter how you read this: this is bloat. Don't be a god damn apologist and pretend thst being handed this poorly structured trash all at once would somehow solve the problem.

People like you are the reason the comic is like this now. Have some fucking standards.

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>>90125031
>>90126014
How does Zack keep getting away with all this lewdness?

I swear if the next page deflates the situation by her saying something stupid like "Criminal Activity" I will never give this fucker the benefit of the doubt ever again.

>>90128482
Remember at the start of this chapter when he said Chapter 4 was gonna be the longest?

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>>90127754
>>90128700
>look up paranatural on the paheal
>it's 90% gay porn

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>>90127754
It's too bad Zack has to come back and censor some of his stuff later. What happened to freedom of expression?

>>90129122
That's what happens when you have more confirmed gay characters in your comic than confirmed straight.

>>90127260
>giving the obese kid juice

Just gonna get more obese that way

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>>90128482
TIME TO LOOK AT THE HANDY PIE CHART

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>>90125031
>magnetic personality
More like a magnetic dick. And possibly boipussy, I don't know whether Zack and Cody top or bottom.

>>90129602
>Zack
I meant Isaac. A Freudian slip I guess, since Zack is a faggot.

>>90129525
I'd say we're just a year away, but the scourge of chronic wrist cramps means we're in for 1.5 years at best.

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>>90126735
>/co/ gives Gigi shit for her pacing, even archival readers.
>Chapter 5 is nearly as long as every CQ chapter and isn't ending any time soon.
>CQ actually has less filler per page and a tighter narrative.

>Not even 3 years ago people were praising Zack as their webcomic savior and calling Gigi a shit.

I want to go back.

>>90128583
>bloat
Dungeon Crawl pls go

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>>90129525
>Chapter 1-3 are only 153 pages
The part of the comic I actually enjoyed is soon to be less than 1/3 of the entire run.

>>90129602
Cody is a power bottom.

>>90125330
Seems like it's a sort of representation of how she talks. Nothing is capitalised or emphasised, ever. Probably means she's super quiet and meek?

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>>90129122
>>90129357
It's because the peak of this comic had Max having great interactions with guys like Isaac and Johnny so it got a gay shotacon fanbase.

These interactions with Lisa and fat girl happened too late and when the comic is already near the bottom.

TLDR : /gs/ > /ss/

>>90130243
I don't even know who that is, but if a 180 page chapter isn't bloat, what is?