Gunnerkrigg Court

What a name.

>>90124976
CUUUUUTE!!!

>>90124976
At least its a name and not a sentence.

>>90124976
Now, is it I-loo or is it A-yee-loo?

>>90125140
The latter.

Also, I really feel like that dumbfounded Annie leaning in from off-panel in panel two could be useful.

>>90124976
>Tom:Shit I don't know where I am going with this fucking comic, I should probably just stop and get a real job...
>Tom:But I'm almost out of booze...
>Tom:Fuck it I'll just add some more fucking lesbians, kids these days like lesbians right?
>Tom: Welp that's my whisky money for the next 6 months.

>>90125203
Do you not love lesbians?

>>90125203
But they've been in the comic for lightyears already...

>>90125203
>fairies
>straight

you're not very smart are you

>>90125319
If all fairies are gay how are more fairies born?

>>90125334
>pure and child-like fairies reproducing sexually
My sides left for the orbit in a parsec.

>>90125334
all fairies are girls you nitwit even if they were straight they still couldnt have sexual reproduction

>>90124976
cheap way to constantly say i love you to her without no one knowing...unless they have ears

>>90125140
https://www.howtopronounce.com/ayilu/

>>90125301
...
lightyears?

>>90125427
Are you really that slow or is this a time dilatation effect due to my FTL wit?

>>90125472
Yoúr jokes have blue-shifted out of the funny spectrum.

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>>90125166

i love degeneracy

>>90124976
so now that red has declared her love, and ayilu is not interested in women, is their friendship ruined?

>>90125472
lightyears are a measure of distance not time. Your brain is as dumb as your butt you dumbbutt

>>90125493
That only due to your relative position having the trajectories go over your head.

ayilu is a really shit name.

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>>90125818

>>90124976
Apparently Ayilu is an Indian surname, huh.

>>90125425
That doesn't sound correct at all...

>>90124976
Smooth

>>90125874
>ravioli ravioli where is my aioli

BLUFAGS BTFO

ayilmao

>tfw you will never be a lesbian

>>90125874
>It's called aioli outside of Catalonia.
Color me surprised. Its original name is "alioli", which roughly means "garlic and oil".

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>AYILU
>JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN

>>90125908
Literally nobody thought she would be called Blue.

>>90124976
Why is the lesbian gnome dressed like a Chinese communist?

Red bores me.

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>It's a Red episode

>>90124976
>Ayy lmao

>>90125940
>Holla holla get $

Tom just wants more Gunnerkrigg rule 34. That's why he puts lesbians everywhere. Nothing stimulates the rule 34 market like lesbians.

>>90126085
He could put some more hidden pervert-signals in his comic.
That's even better than lesbians.
Things that only seem lewd to the already lewd-minded, like Annie's reaction to her Daddy coming to the court.
Or more feet shots.

we need more Gunnerkrigg Court 3 pages per week is not enough

>>90126085
Imma took care of this already. Go to paheal if you are in the mood for some puke-inducing garbage.
I for one am always in the mood

>>90126323
what, like pics of red getting pissed on from the previous thread?
Cause I like those too

Incoming sloppy makeout!

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>>90125203
he's just finishing what he started

>>90125944
I did and I hope this is going to turn out to not count

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Pazkat is cuter

>>90125944
Literally everyone has been calling her Blue.

>>90126711
Because that's her temporary nickname, like Red was. Doesn't mean we thought it would officially be that.

>>90124976
Welp, it could have gone worse.

>>90125203
Ah yes, Tom used his future vision and knew that he'd need to make these lesbian fairies like a decade ago, cause he'll need future booze money.

How will he pay for his booze in July?
Well remember that Minotaur? TOM PLAYS TYE LONG GAME, BOYS.

>>90125166
>Annie
>useful
Pick only one.

I'm just kidding, Annie is great and >>90125554 did a good job.

>>90126840
Is Basil going to be Tony's new boyfriend?

>>90126883
No he'll finally stop having a ponytail and we'll have another whole chapter about getting a haircut.

>>90126927
Is he going to stop having a ponytail because his boyfriend Tony doesn't like it?

>>90125932
depending on the pronounciation in other countires the l is barely audible so it eventually turns into aioli.

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Kat2Cat

>>90125818
Aeiou
Aeiou
John Madden
John Madden

>>90127613
Lalilulelo

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>>90125940
FOOTBALL

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>>90127392

>>90124976
Consider the pasta on the floor

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>>90124976

AAYYY!

>>90128475
Aioli works well with spaghetti.

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>>90127392
>>90128277
2CAT

>>90127125
No because he finally has to grow up and get a real job (also balding runs in his family and he's trying to pull off the shaved look).

>>90125203
>Tom: Welp that's my whisky money for the next 6 months.
he makes 5k/mo on patreon, how much booze do you think he drinks

>>90129227
He draws by lantern that's fueled by patron anejo which he buys in bulk.

>>90129259
>£50
God damn.

>>90129259
>Not Kah
>Not having a sick candy skull bottle for display

>>90129429
Displays are harder to spin as a business expense.
TOM YOU BRILLIANT BASTARD. HUNDREDS SPENT ON BOOZE EVERY MONTH AND IF HE BURNS A BIT FOR DRAWING LIGHT IT IS ALL DEDUCTIBLE.

>>90129553
You can still burn it.
I wouldn't recommend it, because Kah tequila is REAL FUCKING GOOD, tho

>>90125219
Don't talk to evil people like him.

>>90129712
Not even to teach them the error of their ways?

Red is displaying shyness and nervous tension. The "learn to be human" classes must be working, or is it just the amount of time she's spent in a human body?

Look back at "Red Returns", her first human appearance, and she's still very fairy-like in behavior.

>>90130465
I think fairies have emotions just like humans.

>>90130563
They might have the same emotions, but they don't seem to feel them in the situations or at the intensities you'd expect. Fairies aren't human.

>>90130646
No, dude, fairies are just constantly drunk from their fairy juice, so that's what makes you think they emote weird.

I wasn't expecting surprise and shock to be the followup to that confession. I figured it was just going to be a confirmation thing like "oh everyone knows you two are in love you big dummy". oh well now we have to deal with le awkward romcom crap instead

>>90130646
>Fairies aren't human.
Right.
Red and Ayilu are human, though.

>>90130791
That's exactly my point, you...you....

>>90130788
Nobody else is stupid here besides Red. Reds just really really stupid.

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>>90125301
LIGHTYEARS MEASURE DISTANCE NOT TIME.
GOOD NIGHT.

>>90131106
What if you printed out the pages and laid them out and then measured the distance to the first page they appeared in to the current page?

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>>90130465
Yes, I think the existence of human hormones is gunking up her natural spirit

Same thing with how Blue was comfortable hanging onto Red at all times as a fairy, physically at ease, but then she literally became a blushing schoolgirl around her as a human

Red is fucking retarded but at least they didn't name this broad fucking Blue of all things

>>90125588
It's an ancient pokemon joke/reference that flew entirely over your head.
At least >>90125493 has good comebacks to lightyears anon.

>>90130465
she reached the lesson "Fingerbanging 101" and got all nervous

>>90132617
There have been about 1796 pages of Gunnerkrigg Court.
If each page was standard 8.5by11 size,
Each page stacked would be 15266 inches or 1272.17 feet.
If you placed them length wise it would be 19756 inches or 1646.33.
So gunnerkrigg Court wouldn't even measure in Kilometers (3280.84ft) yet, let alone light-years.

This has been an anon at work with nothing better to do, hoping this basic math has helped with your shitposting future.

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>>90126109
>feet
someone say feet?

>>90129967
Nope. Unless you capture and torture them first.

>>90134115
What is a meter but 0.0000000000000001057 lightyears?

Lesbians!

How did the transformation to humans even go? Did they possess clone bodies grown in a lab?

>>90138118
Pretty much. The totems that contained their souls go into the machine and the court somehow transfer it over into their body.

>>90133042
Gunking Court

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>>90138286
Dunkin Nuts

>>90136050
Lesbians, everyone.

have you all met my wife zimmy she's very attractive