DOOFENSHMIRTZ EVIL INCORPORATED

Doofenshmirtz had a hard life.

>>90120240
That's just a regular playtpus

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>>90120215
(((Doofenshmirtz)))

>>90120215
Is just me or that building looks like Ferb?

My mind is fucking blown.

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>>90120987

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>>90120934

>>90121099
PERRY THE PLAYTPUS!?
Thank you for completing the joke

>>90120987
For a jew, doofenshmirtz was really bad at merchant, culture subverting, and overall evil.

>>90120215
So WHY is it shaped like a sewing machine?

>>90121356
Because it's evil. Sewing Machines are the most evil of all -ing Machines.

>>90121277
He was also blatantly slavic, not (((Jooish))).

>>90121001
Like if Ferb got shot in the back of the head

>>90121634
And shaved

>>90121356
Most brutal way of killing secret agent animals, I'd imagine, is to sew them into your building.

>>90121099
hmm you've got your blue and your orange bits mixed up, Perry the Platypus. I tried that once, y'know like brown skin and beige hair? Yeah.. That got me in a lot of trouble.

>>90121428
>>90121656
This. ever send a needle through your thumb with the power of an electric motor, and then it leaves a thraed behind? and then you fail home ec? Brutal is the word.

>>90120215
Oh, it's a fucking wrench.

>>90121001
Looks like a pipe wrench to me

>>90122282
don't you mean bandsaw?

>>90122245
Monkey wrench

>>90120215
post the best jingle variants
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ytsls9VYzkw

>>90120215

>After Hours~

>>90124467
>doofenshmirtz quality bratwurst
>bobblehead perry the platypus!
>doofenshmirtz holding a bucket!

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>>90122203
>reading that in his voice
Holy shit you made my night anon

https://youtu.be/ghvseJYz5Ys

>>90124467
Malifishmertz Evil Incorporated
butnotreallyacorporationbecausecorporationshaven'tbeenenventedyetsoit'smorelikeaguildoratradesmanassociation!