/sug/ - Steven Universe General

>>90113579
Jasper is best gem

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BEST GEM

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Well importing these to illustrator isn't going to work

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Gems should play video games in public

Garnet
Mopethyst
and Poil
AND JAMIE

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I just want an Opal episode.

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COCKS

Reminder that Ronaldo is always right

Kill all niggers

>>90113608
Lapidirts should play Russian Roulette in public, with six rounds chambered.

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Jasper is best best gem

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fuck holly

>>90113608
Lapidirts should play Russian roulette

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So when does Sapphire get spanked again?

https://youtu.be/svSsbbAnuTA
BTFO

>>90113651
Shouldn't she be a dog?

A fat, retarded dog?

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Piss

>>90113608
You should kill yourself

>>90113643
I like how creative you're getting with these

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Reminder that Pearl is now going to socialize with humans, we should now get loads of townie+Pearl episodes from now on.

Draw requests?

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>>90113579
You made this 2 threads earlier than you should have had.

>>90113643
K e k

>>90113640
Ronaldo likes niggers though.
Just not Rock People.

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Post gluttonous gems

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If the Diamonds gave Lapis a choice to come back to homeworld and able to take Steven with her, do you think she would do it?

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>>90113682
Pearl x Ronaldo

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lapis lASSuli

>>90113608
Lapidirts should throw themselves off a cliff, and the cliff is on fire, so they're on fire and then they die because they were on fire and threw themselves off a cliff.

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What does Holly Blue Agate think of her kids?

>>90113701
Shut up autismo

>>90113682
Pearl x S you mean.

>>90113701
I'll try not to lose too much sleep over it.

>>90113741
they all need a good spanking

>>90113701
Keep complaining. Autismo.

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>>90113654

Fuck Holly

>>90113701
kill yourself

>>90113692
Jasper spanking Sapphire.

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>>90113741

Fuck them?

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>>90113736
Lol.

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>>90113670
nah

>>90113767
Yes anon that's exactly it. No one has valid opinions unless they agree with you. Stupid faggot.

>Rocknaldo is the anti-racist episode
That doesn't work if the racist in question hangs out with black people all the time.

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>>90113741
gems can't have kids
also I hope we see Holly shattering soon

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>>90113579
...A shame he cucked so hard.

>>90113623
I want an alexandrite episode, a shame we will never have either, ever.

>>90113643
Hilarious.
>>90113702
Confirmed.

>>90113716
They would take Steven to be dissected if they found out he has roses gem.

>>90113806
I'll try not to lose too much sleep over it.

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>>90113711

>>90113747
But what if S introduces Pearl to her friends? Loads of human/Pearl awkwardness to go around.

>>90113806
No one cares, faggot.

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KEK

>>90113806
kill yourself

>>90113810
It also doesn't work if the entire point of the racist's character is that he's always right.

>>90113815
>...A shame he cucked so hard.
Who'd he cuck?

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>>90113654
Let Holly do the fucking

>>90113806
Literally commit suicide, the world would be a better place without you in it

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>>90113825

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uprooted and destroyed meme ship shippers should kill themselves

>>90113741
She thinks they're all little BEEEEEEEEEEEP

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>>90113851
no

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>>90113810
You can be non-racist towards blacks, but still be racist towards other groups you know.

Blacks can be racist as well.

>>90113856
>No Perinaldo
Delet this

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>>90113834
OOC

>>90113842
>Steven getting triggered over Ronaldo's pamphlet.
What's he getting upset about; even the most heroic Gems are somewhat awful.

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Jesus, I would understand some variance between boarders, but this is fucking ridiculous. I really like this show, but the one thing that pisses me off the most is the lack of consistency in drawing.

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>>90113711
Not a gem but...
>>90113855
What?

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>>90113856
Peridot needs to find love, kill yourself

>>90113834
>that poor quality

now I'm no Indexer but for shame

>>90113917
this hurts me

>>90113907
That's somewhere in the middle of the top two.

>>90113849
Damn fingers.
GOT cucked.

>>90113917
>That top right Peridot
kek

>>90113917
Top left: ???
Top Right: Lamar
Bottom Left: Zuke
Bottom Right: Raven+Paul(?)

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>>90113851
I want Holly Blue to order the Amethysts to bring a new human arrival to her quarters for a "manual health inspection" on account of being from Earth, then pretend like she can't understand what they're saying when she strips them naked and gropes their dumb organic body for her own amusement.

>>90113917
The thing that pisses me off more is the lack of consistency in writing characters

>>90113917
This burns, seriously burns.

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>My skills at everything I care about are rapidly degrading
>My coworkers think I'm incompetent and I'll probably be fired soon
>My dad is planning on throwing me out in two months
>And my tea's gone cold

if I go now /sug/, do you think Pearl will still be there waiting for me?

>>90113959
The two on the right are both Lamar and Katie

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>>90113825

>>90113898
I've heard this but I've yet to see proof of this.

The allegory completely falls apart here anyways; the people Ronaldo is being "racist" to are not only inhuman but are the cause for the show's problems.

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>>90113969
you posted this exact thing last night
to the discipline room with you

>>90113979
Huh. Go figure.

>>90113975
TEA ANON! ITS YOU!

>>90113959
>when people can't recognize boarder styles

kill yourself

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what hurts more is when the episode's writing is retarded

>>90113933
If I wanted some kid telling me how to do something I already know I'd go and get a job.

>>90113898
>Blacks can be racist as well.
Ronaldo isn't black.
Unless you're saying Kofi was being racist in Beach Party.

>>90114008
Cold tea is long dead and he was a Lapisfag

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>>90113796
>richard

>>90113979
they're both LAMAR, stop dragging Katie down to his level

>>90113916
"Ronaldo, how dare you say this entire race of people is evil?"
"Sure, almost all of them want the human race dead, and the 5 or 6 who don't are mostly just apathetic about humans and only care about the planet itself, and yeah, they're capable of causing an apocalyptic cataclysm if they wanted to, and also every single one of them is mentally unstable, but you shouldn't be fear mongering like this."
"Honestly, you're just being really bigoted right now."

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canon

>>90114033
She's his boarding partner.

>>90114040
I have the feeling Steven will say stuff similar to this and it hurts

>>90113933
>not knowing how generals work
Not everything implies to every board, dumbass.

>>90114021
You clearly don't even know what the catalog is for though

>>90114048
It's not her fault he can't draw

>trying to make Ronaldo into a bad guy
No fuck you Steven, he's reasonably suspicious of these fucking space aliens that are the cause of all the town's problems. If the show uses this episode as some kind of soapbox about racism I am fucking done

>>90114043
cute, at least some storyboarders can draw her hair right.

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Why does Lapis love Steven so much?
No seriously besides freeing her what else did he ever do for her?

>>90113969
>be a human who was just brought to the zoo
>Amethysts are dragging you to the chute
"What are you doing?"
"Putting the human in the chute!"
"Not without disinfecting it, you're not. It's from Earth. It has 'germs'. Just give it to me. I can't trust you with anything."
>Holly takes you to a room and closes the door behind her
"Well, show me your skin."
>You stare, confused for a moment.
"Right. It can't understand me."
>She grabs your clothes and tears them off of you.
>There's nothing you can do.
>She takes what looks like a wet sponge and starts to scrub you down with it.
>She's rough, but you like it.
>You like it a bit too much.
>You have a boner.
>Holly is quick to notice that your dick is suddenly raised.
>She tries to push it down, but it goes right back up, as you let a slight moan slip out.
>She laughs.
"What is this? Your weapon?"
>She plays with it some more.
"I'm kidding obviously. I know it's your... penis. I'm not an idiot."
>She keeps fooling around with it.
>She's really getting into it.
"I'm sure you're enjoying this, you meaty weirdo. The humans with these things just can't keep their hands off of them. I watch them sometimes."
>You cum on her face.
"That's my favorite part."

dumb hollyposters

>>90114056
I know what this one button is for. Boop [-]

>>90114057
You are an idiot

>>90114070
He doesn't care when she tries to murder or rape people, unlike BD, who used to give her spanking when she did

>>90114084
burn hollyfags

>>90113802
http://locanon.tumblr.com/post/153682406497/you-really-got-a-hold-on-me

>>90114040
>>90114052
>>90114064
I think this episode will go for the cultural appropriation angle considering the leaks.

>>90113607
Honk Honk

>>90114071
I want to be Holly's favorite.

>>90114068
It's too bad Based Colin isn't a boarder anymore, though.

>>90114003
To be fair I stole it from the original person and reworded it slightly

ever so slightly

>>90113682
*interacting with exactly one human who coincidentally triggers her roseboner

>>90114123
WHAT

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>>90114114
forgot image

>>90114096
You're the idiot for not being able to tell that those two frames were drawn by Lamar, not Katie, and that Katie shouldn't be blamed for the off-modelness of them since she didn't make them

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>>90114109
He's dead. He got juked.

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>>90114123
Is his credit for SITR just for writing then?

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>>90114068
Colin, Katie, Hilary, Paul, Jeff, and Sugar all do her great.

>>90114070
He's the one person that has been nice to her and didn't treat her like an object or a power up in the last 5000 years, so there's that. Think like Rose and Pearl.

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>>90113851
>>90113969
>>90114003
>>90114071

>But once you understand their needs, they're easy to control.

>>90114109
>Ronaldo becomes a Gemaboo
>learns Gemanese fluently from the meme team (both Era 1 and Era 2 dialect)
>makes a katana out of glorious Homuwarudo steel, folded over 1000 times

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>>90114129
>ever so slightly

daily and nightly

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>>90113856
>hates peri
>has this many ships when normal people have a couple or zero
Well that explains it.

>>90114162
I'm trying to figure out if you're being serious or not. You do know how animation works, right?

>>90114109
Here's to hoping how this will go down.
>Steven shows there's a good side to being a Gem.
>Ronaldo becomes convinced that Gems are beneficial.
>He takes it too far and tries to become a Gem.
>An annoyed Steven will point that being a Gem isn't all that better either.
>Ronaldo walks away with a newfound appreciation for humanity.

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>There is people who actual think SU fans only watch the show for the waifus

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Hit the Diamond was 8 months ago.

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>>90114171
She'll understand the Famethyst's needs too

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>>90114070
He's was the first person not to treat her like complete shit in thousands of years.

How would you resolve Steven and Connie's romance? Finally get together/break up/something else?

>>90114207
What else is there at this point?

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>>90114187
It's a list rating random existing ships, not everything I ship, dumb Peridotfag

>>90114218
Retcon it out entirely.

>>90114226
Not waifus.

>>90114196
>expecting this level of competence from Zuke

>>90114218
They're at an age where they really can't advance it. It's good where it's at.
>>90114239
Why?

>>90114218
Connie dies.

>>90114210
and the episode is still overrated shit

>>90114270
In what fashion?

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>>90113623
Me too

>>90113856
>lapis x pearl

Wow already terrible

>>90114040
Fear... such a driving force that cannot be recreated.

>>90114071
Nice pasta.

>>90114218
They find other people.
Internationally.

>>90114278
In front of Steven, to give him the righteous rage he needs.

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holy fuck

>>90114218
Full penetration

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>>90114302
holly fuck

>>90114292
Does Connie go back to her arranged husband in Calcutta?

>>90114302
kill yourself

>>90114269
The whole ""platonic"" childhood romance is boring and played out.

>>90114278
Murder from the diamonds/homeworld gems, maybe she getting blasted from a homeworld ship.
Or she is taken hostage by the diamonds to lure out Steven, they reveal their location, and they kill her anyway.

>>90114218
Honestly, Steven realizing Connie likes him mostly because of the magic in his life. And then she fucks off for the rest of the show.

>>90114298
I'm a Stevonnie shipper. But I would fully support this if it were tragic enough

>>90114337
Compared to other CN relationships, it's rather refreshing.

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>>90114218
They grow up, get married and don't get a divorce.
Connie gets older, but Steven doesn't.
And then Connie dies, and Steven is heartbroken that the woman he loved since childhood is gone forever.
So he finds comfort.
In Lapis.
Lapis will be with Steven forever, because she'll live forever.

>>90114351
But she doesn't.

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What anime music would you replace the OP music with?

>>90114383
Or maybe Steven dies of old age because he decides so and Rose comes out. There.

>>90114388
>Actually believes this

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Who is worst gem and why is it lapis?

>>90114383
I think you're discounting the regenerative properties of Steven's fluids. Getting regularly drilled by his injector is probably the next best thing to the Fountain of Youth. I don't think Connie has anything to worry about.

>>90114402
anime music is gay

>>90114388
>denial
She already showed her true colors in Fusion Cuisine.

>>90114410
if you think lapis is worst gem then why are you asking

>>90114418
That just made me think of something.
If Steven went down on Connie, would it fix her hymen?

>>90114410
because they dumped everything that used to make her interesting for memes and the boarding teams can't give her a consistent personality and there is no reason for her to be on the show and she attracts the most retarded and cancerous of all waifufags

>>90114418
By the time Steven figures out what his penis is for Connie will have been dead for 200 years.

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>>90114402
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZaSgnYLceQ

>>90114402
>replacing a good opening

>>90114441
It would tighten her back up after getting all stretched out by Murdercock, Jr., too.

>>90114457
>not believing Steven's _____ will save the day

>>90114408
>>90114434
She outright said she'd stay with Steven even if he couldn't control his aging.
Besides, she's the love interest and Sugar doesn't want another AT/RS.
Unless you can name a character that can become a legitimate love interest.

>>90114441
If Steven sucks your dick, would your foreskin grow back?

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>>90114428
Welcome to this crazy time
Kono ikareta jidai e yôkoso
Kimi wa tough boy
Matomo na yatsu hodo feel so bad
Shôki de irareru nante un ga ii ze
You, tough boy

Toki wa masani seikimatsu
Yodonda machikado de bokura wa deatta

Keep you burning kakenukete
Kono fuhai to jiyû to bôryoku no mattadanaka
No boy no cry kanashimi wa
Zetsubô ja nakute ashita no manifesuto

We are living, living in the eighties
We still fight, fighting in the eighties

Doko mo kashiko mo kizudarake
Uzuku matte naitete mo hajimaranai kara
Tough boy
Dotchi wo muite mo feel so sad
Dakedo shi ni wa itaranai
Jibun wa dô dai? tough boy

Koko wa eien no rokku rando
Kobushi wo nigirishime bokura wa deatta

Keep you burning kakenukete
Kono kyôki to kibô to genmetsu no mattadanaka
No boy no cry susumanakya
Ikioi wo mashita mukaikaze no naka wo

We are living, living in the eighties
We still fight, fighting in the eighties
We are living, living in the eighties
We still fight, fighting in the eighties

>>90114488
It won't.

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>>90114503
Are you me? That's my jam right there

>>90114495
If Steven eats Connie's pussy, will she go back to being a virgin?

>>90114441
>inb4 it "heals" her vagina shut

>>90114337
The shitty romance drama in RS made me stop watching it, and the same in AT is universally considered the lowest point in the entire series. SU is the only show doing it right.

>>90114327
No, instead she chose Marco.
PLOT TWIST MUSIC.

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What would Lapis do if she lost both Steven and Peridot?

>>90114489
Steven doesn't fucking need a love interest.

Why else would Connie wanna take care of a baby? A baby can't be her friend. She just wants to stay a part of his magical life.

>>90114536

kill yourself

>>90114351
This is proven wrong in Indirect Kiss, you stupid faggot.

>>90114536
Move on

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This show is never going to completely break up a friendship for more than an arc. So, what do you think got Zuke so upset?

>>90114524
>Steven doesn't know what a vagina or a period is and thinks that she has an open wound

>>90114546
Steven doesn't need to be single either.

I honestly wonder if people seriously think this about Connie.

>>90114562
Confirmed that it's a friendship.

>>90114562
Something else became canon, or the writers simply told her "no, we're not doing that".

>>90114546
>>90114554

>>90114554
kek

>>90114562
Amedot happens. Why else would she specifically mention it in that tumblr post "confession"?

>>90114531
>An Indian marrying a Mexican
Imagine the spices.

>>90114564
>she can't go to the hospital because her mom would find out
>she just has to live without a vagina

>>90114554
>Connie demands he retells her his magical story, not caring that it makes him feel really bad
>She's very humbled by being around him
sorry, you're wrong

>>90114583
>>90114619
>thinking any ship is going to be canon.

>>90114528
Give some credit to Gumball too.
They let Gumball and Penny stay together, despite the original plans.

>>90114619
If a ship HAD to happen, that's the best result. At least the two have chemistry.

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>>90114619
Friendly reminder.

>>90114562
Lapearl Amedot and Jaspnet become canon instead of what Zuke wanted duh

>>90114351
The whole point of Indirect Kiss is that Connie would love Steven even without his powers.

>>90114621
...Aren't those Pakistani spices?

>>90114667
kill yourself

>>90114648
>She saw something was bothering Steven.
>She knew it was better for him to get it off his chest.

>>90114648
Watch it again for what she says after Steven's story then kill yourself.

>>90114667
Why is Connie mint-flavored?

>>90114681
>Believing Connie
>The person who had no friends before Steven, yet has no problem being friends with him once she learns about all the magic in his life

>>90114681
Connie knew for a fact that Steven has powers.
She'd seen him using them before.
She was just trying to make him feel better.

>>90114713
Because Steven talked to her first and saved her bracelet.

>>90114667
Uncreative, lazy, and cliche if true.

Jamie is likable for a townie, but if the faggot fanon was canon he'd be the worst of the townie scum

>>90114653
>thinking it's impossible

>>90114730
>Uncreative, lazy, and cliche
So perfect for SU.

>>90114744
Thankfully it's canon that he's thirsty for Garnet.

>>90114658
I was going to mention gumball but then remembered I don't care about a cat getting with a peanut anyway.

>>90114702
Rebecca said that if Connie was a gem she would be teal like Pearl, the chart could also work if you replaced Connie with Pearl and Steven with Rose

>>90114730
That's what makes me believe it's true.
>>90114702
I think Rebecca Sugar or someone else said something about how Connie would be a Turquoise if she was a Gem.
And even if that's bullshit and I'm misremembering it, Connie wears minty colors a lot.

>>90114776
I'm pretty sure Sugar would base every ship on a color palette. How would Rose and Greg fit?

Worst gem power wise?
For me amethysth

> That episode where Steven, Connie, and the Crystal Gems help the Indian Armed Forces drop an IRBM on Islamabad

>>90114776
She said she'd be a teal gem because she's in between blue gems, who are diplomatic in nature, and green gems, who are more action-oriented

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>>90113856
Casual.

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>>90114279
>>90113623
The only beautiful gem in the show.

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>>90114792
>Greg's shirt is black
>Rose's dress is white

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>>90114667
Too bad in canon Lapis is fucking LAZER BRIGHT NEON CYAN

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What the fuck was Sugar thinking?

>>90114831

> Step 1: Offer Job

>>90114681
>>90114699
She wants to stay by him. So what? That doesn't prove either point.

>>90114696
She is uninterested until she realizes it might be a cool story, and showed no other motives

>>90114831
Hey Ian made a cameo.

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Make an arc for Lapis and Peridot /sug/

Hard mode: They still have to be friends at of the end of it.

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>>90114831
This show is getting too political.

>>90114831
You shouldn't be too mad at her, she eventually stopped playing nice and fired Zuke

Someone say "Rose" I've got something funny.

>>90114863
they both get shattered after saying "lapidot is dead and zuke is shit"

>>90114876
Steven

>>90114849
>Steven was making depressed faces
>Connie knew something was up

>>90114876
Rose was a huge fucking cunt.

>>90114724
She was completely uninterested in Steven and even blatantly ignored him until the monster fight which amazed her

is jailbreak the gamergate of steven universe?

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>>90114876

>>90114865
its too late now, she should've done it sooner

>>90114475
That's sardonyx's theme.

> Reminder that Connie canonically shlicks herself to sleep in Steven's bed

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>>90114203

I still want to hatefuck her smug away goddamn

Fuck Yellow Pearl so much, fucking smug bitch

>>90114408
She was willing to fuck him if he stayed a baby. I'm pretty sure she's in this for the long haul.

>>90114887
At least try.

>>90114905
No

>>90114863
Lapis unhesitatingly sells out Peridot to protect Steven.
Peridot suddenly doesn't want to live with Lapis anymore.

>>90114905
What does this even mean?

>>90114905
What is this supposed to mean?

>>90114899
No, she responded when he said "My...name...is Steven!"
In fact, she was annoyed with his powers at first.

>>90114910
>>90114891
Say it so I can post the joke.

I'm surprised Ronaldo's not bitter at Steven since it was Steven's fault Ronaldo's girlfriend left him...

>>90114990
rose

Which character deserves a spanking the most? Which gem should give it?

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>>90114165
parallels all day and night

>>90114996
Maybe this is why Ronaldo is racist now.

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>>90114950
>breaking the status quo

You know this show won't.

>>90115007
Blue Gems because they act like spoiled princesses.
Jasper should as a pretty polar opposite since she holds herself as someone who struggles.

>>90114536
kill everyone

>>90115007
Steven, Jasper

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>>90115007
Holly Blue, Pearl.

>>90113608

I think Mario Party would be the game for them. Peridot would dorkily try and find a way to guarantee victory. Lapis would just try and hope for luck. They'd both lose to the computer.

>>90115007
Bismuth should spank Lapis. And by spank I mean hit her back with her hammer hands as hard as she can.

>>90114952
>>90114970
just answer the question

>>90115027
This show has a status quo?

>>90115064
>he fell for Rebecca's hackery

>>90115027
Are we saying things that could happen, or things that should happen?
Because my idea was only meant to be one of those things.

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>>90115047
Now you're talking Bismuth

>>90114863
Lapis says she doesn't ever want to be in a romantic relationship again and will not fuse with anyone besides Steven. There.

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>>90114998
>>90114896

>>90114863
Lapis and peridot end up in eldritch hell. They get lost in a mind fuck of a maze full of teeth and heart beat walls.

When a Titan finds them all hope is lost a mystery green suit man RIP AND TEARS it saving them and helping them find portal back home.


They all thumbs up each other's before entering portal. Peridot and lapis things a worried Steven then does the zoom in star.
This foreshadows magical element that may return or gem related aftermath

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>>90113634

>>90115064
Nice meme.

>>90115075
I dunno, Rebecca's doing better than Pen in status quo so she's not hacking it yet.

>>90115031
Which crystal gem is first on Lapis's murder list?

>>90115082
WOOLIE PLS!

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>>90113682
more best pearl

>>90115110
What is this the status quo then?

>>90115030
They seem to be the most popular in Spanking art. Never see Jasper as a spanker though.
>>90115035
Rare
>>90115036
If you don't get off the Holly Blue stuff, it'll kill you. She does deserve it though.

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>>90115117
Pearl obviously

>>90115030
>jasper thinks of all aristocratic gems as brats

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>>90114218

>>90115125
KANEDA!!!!!!

>>90114928
check the trash thread anon

>>90114863
Lapis and Peridot fuse and the fusion is like Sugilite and doesn't want to die.
It's also super autistic (as a result of being a Lapidot fusion), only talks to Steven (by whispering in his ear), and is way too powerful for even Alexandrite to defeat.
The fusion becomes a recurring character for one bomb's length of time, and then finally gets defeated by loud noises and mild discomfort.
Lapis and Peridot don't want to be anywhere near each other afterwards.

>>90115076
I'm saying try to be realistic. The show not going to make any big changes to the status quo.

>>90114863
>Lapis fishes out Peri's limb enhancers
>Peri figures out how to use her metal bending to augment them and gains godlike power levels
>tries to be a great hero of earth like Garnet but is too autistic so ends up being a megalomaniac with "good intentions"
>Lapis and Steven stop her and Lapis realizes she's not too different
>poofs Peridot and keeps her in a bubble
>Peri is out for rest of the show
This is better than allowing the midget autist to continue.

>>90115150
I'm only certain i've seen Lapis in most of it.
Not of BP or Sapphire.

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there's nothing here, /sug/

it's just us

talking to ourselves

>>90115158
Why does Steven look like a large ape and why are they in Blade's Edge Mountains?

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>>90115150
I want to die from Holly overdose

>>90115148
Status quo means the state of things. The state of things has not changed in Steven Universe. All the arcs are self-contained. The characters develop but not in a significant enough way to alter their dynamic. Redeemed characters like Lapis and Peridot are cast aside to an isolated location; their presence there does not add to the show's central premise. Plenty of episodes still follow the same formulas because nothing has changed to prevent that. Many of the episodes from seasons 3 and 4 could have aired in season 1 with at most minor changes.

It's still the same show it always was. Sometimes there's a monster. Sometimes a townie has a problem. Sometimes Homeworld does something, then that something gets dealt with, and life goes on as usual. That's called status quo.

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>>90113623
>>90114279
>>90114826

>you will never go to space and find a cool, cute four-armed alien babe

>>90115172

why?

>>90115203
Bullshit, everyone else here probably hates Bionicle.

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>>90114475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cro4e5SyR64

>>90115235
Technically, Pearl and Amethyst's dynamics have changed since The Kindergarten.

>>90115089
nice

>>90115242
See, this is your problem. You want one four-armed woman when you could have two regular ones.

>>90115264
Yep, I'm heartless.

>>90115257
Shagadelic, baby.

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>>90115082
>those Bismuth talks from last summer about Bismuth "interrogating" aristocratic Gems

hnnn

Was it a mistake to have be in Steven's pov all the time?

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Would she fall in love with Steven too?

>>90115235
Nice pasta

>>90113825
>saw it cropped on /trash/
>assumed it was preg
>It's fucking water inflation
Words cannot describe my disappointment

>>90115193
I've seen at least two /Sapphire pics of decent quality. It funny, I've seen Lapis on the giving end as often as receiving. I hate Lapidot, but there are a few Lapidot Spanking pics and I really want to see that dorito suffer.

>>90115301
Not really.

>>90115299
She did more then just interrogate.

>>90115301
ye

>>90115301
No

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>>90115242
I'd rather have a sexy six armed alien cutie for a wife

>>90115260
Not really? I don't remember the last time they had significant interaction but it's still the same pairing of uptight nerd vs liberal slob even after On the Run.

>>90115304
I didn't feel like typing up a new post saying the same thing.

>>90115301
no it's great

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>>90115289
ugh, four armed space babes are people too, marty

>you will never try to wrestle with your four armed gal pal
>you will never face a truer challenge

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>You will never be friends with Steven
>You will never watch Koala Princess with Ronaldo or discuss your favorite rockfu with him
>You will never go on adventures with the Crystal gems
>You will always believe in Steven but he'll never believe in you

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>>90115096
He probably head pat Steven and ruffle his hair. Bro tier guy

>>90115339
They're a lot less antagonistic towards each other.
And Steven's changed a lot.

>>90115303
yes, after he relieves her heavy milk-ladden breasts

>>90115301
I don't see how.

>>90115245
Yellow Pearl posted there you might like

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>>90115362
I feel it

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What this show really needs to kick itself back up:
>a full Pearl arc including Rose
>Zuke Lapidot episode
>Ruby/Sapphire arc
>more townie eps
>higher voice for Steven
>characters drawn more chibi-like
>Pearl x Mystery Girl
>Connie included more in every episode
>silly Peridot antics with Lapis
>townie songs

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>>90115392
settling for just one pearl

>>90115392

I liked it a bit, not really into SU porn, would like a censored version that also doesn't kill your eyes while reading it

>>90115412
>a full Pearl arc including Rose
They have that already, it's called Steven Universe.

>>90115370
They're still antagonistic, just in a playful way instead of being outright hostile. It's not like they ever outright hated each other.

Steven still acts like a naive kid most of the time. That scene where he breaks down after being "forced" to kill a beetle just drives home how arbitrarily his character growth is handled. He's childish or mature depending on what's convenient for the plot.

>>90115392
So this is how trash people (treople) lure innocents into their nets.

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>>90115317
Damn skippy.

>You like those shackles? I built them myself

>>90115301
If the writers were competent they could have done it better, but with the way things are it just keeps characters from fleshing out unless they are around Steven and forces every conflict to have to appear and be resolved in super coincidental ways while Steven is nearby

>>90115412
I agree on somethings but.
>higher voice for Steven
>characters drawn more chibi-like
>a full Pearl arc including Rose

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Would there be less lapis hate if Zuke didn't ruin her?

I can't look at Yellow Pearl without tasting passionfruit.

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>>90115412
>Zuke Lapidot episode

I agree with anon guys, believe it or not, normie SU fans love Lapidot

and I hate it but its the way things are