THOR: RAGNAROK Contains The Funniest Depiction Of Marvel's

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>>90111007
They've seen the diminished returns of Grimkino?
I'm going with that.
They are shooting for actually decent critical and audience reviews. And moolah.

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>>90111007
Hemsworth was a mistake

>>90111007
oh look another fun hating loser

>>90111058
oh look another company war loser

>>90111007
I too don't understand why they wouldn't abandon their formula of family fun, which earns them critical favor, audience love and untold billions,
When they could earn the respect of the half dozen internet autists (and that includes OP) who want something "different".

>>90111058
But they have a built in audience now and unconditional love from critics, they could at least try to do something a bit more unique…especially given what should be a very dark storyline

>>90111107
Its possible to fun without being a comedy

because it's clearly not what the people who turn out for these movies want

fluffy pg-13 action comedies unsurprisingly have the broadest appeal

like it or not it makes perfect sense

>>90111107
Hey look, it's that "winner" who's entire contribution to threads is some name-calling.

Because they tried to make serious Thor movies and they sucked

>>90111139
>Its possible to fun without being a comedy
No it's not.

If you're having fun, you're smiling and laughing. That is ONLY possible with comedies

>>90111140
Well, there goes my hope of this movie breaking the "Thor Movies are Shit" trend.

>>90111101
more like clone thor was a mistake

what an awful plot line

>>90111186
Thor 1 wasn't "serious". Never seen Thor 2 tho.

>>90111186
and when exactly was that?

>>90111189
Or very bad horror/drama/action/adventure movies

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>>90111210
It's official; not only are the threads populated by people who don't read the comics, they now include people who haven't seen the movies, either.

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>>90111127
A single serious scene to remind audiences why he is a GOD of thunder will scare them of in the 3rd movie of a character they've seen 4 times already

>>90111248
>assuming someone doesn't read comics because he doesn't follow the movies like a sheep
>/v/ tier reaction pic
Try harder, little man.

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>>90111210
It was the darkest and most serious MCU movie to date.

Hell it had "Dark" right in the title!

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>>90111262
He's not a planet-busting God in the MCU though.
He's an extra dimensional adventurer and noble who loves to fight stuff.

>>90111101
Post what's after this please. Or at the very least tell me the name and number of the comic

>>90111007
Oh I know I'M laughing hard right now, and I haven't even seen the movie yet! This is hilarious!

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>>90111295
>Comes in threads to complain about movies he doesn't watch.

>>90111007
They are talking about how hilarious this film will be for more than a year already.

It will end up being the usual Kat Dennings level jokes.

>>90111007
I fear Marvel's refusal to experiment with the movie formula will only hasten the bursting of the capemovie bubble

>>90111395
Oh Lawd, now the "bubble boy" has arrived.

>>90111195
Go watch What we do in the Shadows and The Hunt for Wilderpeople.

>>90111367
>rectifying someone else's claim
>s-stop complaining!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It seems you're not very good at this, pal.

>>90111381
>Kat Dennings level jokes.
I hope the cast Kat as Whor for phase 4.

>>90111189
Goodfellas is fun as hell at times and that sure as hell isn't a comedy

>>90111424
I bow to your superior shitposting ability.

>>90111186
The reason why Thor 1 and 2 sucked was they were TV Budget fantasy films. Instead of going with wild and big ideas, they kept everything safe and generic. They turned Gods into aliens, with space ships and AA Guns. The realm they named the second film after was just a desolate wasteland. Earth was the primary location of both films.

Being serious was not the problem at all.

>>90111295
>/v/ tier reaction pic
jesus christ fuck off

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>>90111336
Still is it that hard to have him menace ultron with "we would have words with thee" or get Real mad at Malekith for killing his mom,he doesn't need to blow up a planet to show a little terror

>>90111452
Joe Pesci is darkly humorous for about 5 seconds before being scary again.
It's not fun, it's riveting.

>>90111395
There is no and there has never been a "Marvel Formula"

It's the Disney Formula

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>>90111342
He makes tony shit himself

>>90111466
>Being serious was not the problem at all.
They weren't even serious to begin with.

>>90111262
He's not that strong in the MCU.
He's just a moderately strong adventurer who cant fly by his own power and needs a hammer to do the heavy shit.He's pretty strong, but he's not BvS city destroying tier.

>>90111395
>le bubble meme
Did you see how much money Finding Dory and Secret life of pets made? Well, Marvel movies are the equivalent to that.

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>>90111470
Apparently Odin and Malekith had spent some time killing each other's friends and families.
I don't think he would personally show up in Asgard and kill on Thor's family if he was capable of being scared by Thor and his hammer. It didn't work on Zod either, as I recall.

>>90111007
Because Hemsworth is really wooden as ordinary boring Thor, but surprisingly good at comedic delivery.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFLKIxvudq4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3TOw6r7ghc
These two videos are the best use of MCU Thor by far.

>>90111523
It's just a wordy version of Thor's confrontation with Tony in the Avengers, where he would have probably killed Tony if Cap hadn't intervened.

It also builds on a fuckton of Stark dickery leading up to this moment.

>>90111417
What do people keep saying this? The humour in those movies is a terrible fit for Thor. The post-credits scene in Doctor Strange was embarrassingly bad.

>>90111523
Bah, he's a hypocritical shit.

If you read comics, that motherfucker straight up conquered the world and allowed the torture and murder of Tony. And that was just an arc or two before he dissapeared in Ragnarok.Oh, and just before he did, Tony and Cap fought with him proving their eternal friendship and he toasted them for being loyal allies.

Civil War made Tony the bad guy, when he was once great friends with Thor.

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

>>90111628
Er, actually, Reed and Pym made the Thor clone.
Tony didnt.

But Tony has to pay the piper right?

>>90111635
It doesn't work for comic neckbeards: I'm sure Disney has realised that by now.
It does give the Thor movies higher audience scores than anything in the entire DCEU, and respectable returns at the box office.

They are adding Hulk because he and Thor played off of each other to great effect. (and with Loki).

When they make movies explicitly for the comic neckbeards, like Watchmen and Dredd, they lose money.

>>90111628
It came before the movie and unlike the movie there was none of that "iron man can legitimately push Thor around and benefit from his lightning " BS

>>90111695
Tony was running the show; those two just didn't decide to do it out of boredom.
The buck stopped with Tony.

>>90111695
I'm pretty sure it was retconned as Pym Skrull cloning thor because he's evil, too.

>>90111577
>These two videos are the best use of MCU Thor by far.

Fuck. Right. Off.

>>90111699
Good intern. Have a cent.

>>90111746
You might be joking, but it's kinda the truth.People seem to gravitate more to jokey, fun movies, and chemistry is super fucking important.

>>90111577
I never got the appeal of those videos. MCU Thor is just shit, I don't find him interesting or fun to watch. Loki carried both movies and Avengers.

>>90111708
I both follow the comics AND watch the movies.
And unlike you, I can separate them.
Iron Man was able to dangerously overcharge and Unibeam Thor off him ONCE before getting stomped.
That's hardly a BS interpretation of Iron Man and you know it. Stop being a contrarian crybaby for the catharsis of it, you little bitch.

>>90111007
DCBTFO!

>>90111777
>double trips
Checked.

And kids, don't forget kids. Edgy 16 years old are the reason Deadpool made as much as it did.

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>>90111667
To be fair Thor came back from the dead with the stress of rebuilding Asgard and had to deal with a lot of Tonys "lol you need to register or else ps Caps dead " before putting him in his place

>>90111209
Star Wars: Clone Thors

>>90111529
I dare you to watch these trailers and tell me these movies aren't serious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOddp-nlNvQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHFhZLJajlc

>>90111695
Reed is Immune To Consequences. They even had the future FF show up to suck his dick about him being the messiah and how Civil War was totally not his fault.

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>>90111777
>>90111792
>>90111797
Two cents it is.

>>90111810
It's a Fox movie, it doesn't count.

>>90111154
>money is more important than a good story
Thanks, Jews.

>>90111534
>He's pretty strong, but he's not BvS city destroying tier.
He literally destroyed Sokovia. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMv80Q63xAA

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>>90111699
Who is asking for the movies to be made for neckbeards? I've never read a Marvel or DC comic in my life. I don't care about portraying Thor as he was in the comics, I don't even know what that is, I just know that what (admittedly little) we've seen of Thor from Taika Waititi so far represents a complete misunderstanding of his character so far in the MCU. Thor is not if not direct, banter is not his thing.

>>90111820
> "lol you need to register or else ps Caps dead "
>DickRiderComesBackToEarth.jpg

>>90111852
in hollywood? no fuckin shit

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>>90111839
Oh boy movie trailers those always so the tone of movies accurately right fellas

>>90111810
Deadpool was absurdly Fun.
Ryan was clearly having a blast doing it, they actually made a Colossus that wasn't shit, and it was irreverently, joyfully in love with dicking around with comic and comic movie conventions.
None of my friends are less than twice the age of 16 and they loved it as much as I did.

Have you considered that your ability to analyze movies is shit?

>>90111248
>only REAL fans watch every movie, no matter how bad!
>no casuals allowed!
How autistic do you have to be? It's okay to skip a bad movie if it sucks enough. Why would you waste your time?

>>90111395
>>90111414
Bubble Bass.

>>90111869
>I've never read a Marvel or DC comic in my life

Stopped reading and caring, right there.
>>>/tv/

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>the MCU is getting worse and worse
>the comics are selling like shit, getting cancelled, and being hated by all the fans

>>90111894
REAL fans know there are no bad movies

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>>90111792
A unibeam bumping Thor is BS no matter how overcharged it is,MCU Thor is a bad joke

>>90111893
>Have you considered that your ability to analyze movies is shit?
Says the FUCK QUALITY, IT IS FUN anon.

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>>90111894
>Why would you waste your time?
he asks, as he continues to shitpost in a thread about a movie trilogy he no longer follow.

>>90111928
What difference does it make? I mean obviously I realise it gives you an escape route from the inevitable BTFO, but still.

>>90111985
>dat pic
Xenos, long time no see!

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>>90111820
Tony was really bad at selling registration huh

>>90111985
Spending time with you is worthwhile though. Being with you is what makes me truly happy.

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>>90111976
It's just entirely possible that people are going to go into a "Thor and Hulk kick the shit out of Asgard" movie for a fun time, and not to be in awe of the latest Kinomatography.

Marvel is probably banking on it.

>>90111940
>the MCU is getting worse and worse

and yet, they are making money to no end. Whit CW which was supposed to be the most serious movie of the MCU and yet it had a quipy parking lot fight, it's obvious Feige is never gonna abandon the Disney Standard Formula they use for every family friendly, safespace movie.

>>90112036
Ladderbro, actually.

>>90111007
I heard that there was an original script written but Marvel scrapped it because it was "too dark."
Stop being pussies MCU.

>>90111893
Have you considered that your ability to analyze posts is shit?

I never said a thing about the movie's quality, my insecure friend. The point was that "true comic fans" neckbeards don't pay for shit, they wouldn't be able to sustain the 500m+ earnings of cape movies so studios try to appeal as many people as possible in order to make profits and in Deadpool's case it was edgy 16 years old and normalfags manchildren like you and your friends.

>>90112055
>>90112085
>yes, my ability to analyze movies is shit, but then again, I'm just a NEET

>>90112087
Same old shit.

>>90111699
>good movies are for neckbeards now

It can't be worse than the second thor movie.

>>90112097
>I never said a thing about the movie's quality
Of course you didn't. You wouldn't recognize quality if it was biting your manboobs.

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>>90112101
If you are going to whine at an imagined nemesis rather than make any points, I'd rather it be at the right nemesis, cranky.

>>90112113
Yeah, and they have been for years. Sorry, but that's just how it works. Making a movie that is both good and satisfies normies takes an incredible amount of skill and is very rare.

>>90112101
>no (you)

>>90112055
No one's complaining about fun though.

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>>90112113
>Watchmen was good.
Objectively, only comic neckbeards (and a limited number of those) really believe that, as all objective numbers clearly show.

>>90112180
I'm sorry, you're apparently lost and in the wrong thread.
Can I help you find your thread?

>>90112085
>tfw I'm perfectly okay with capeshit being family friendly while also enjoying artistic and experimental films

Has it ever occurred to you guys that maybe you're taking the wrong movies seriously? What is it about superheroes that makes them so deserving of being deep, high art, and not shallow entertainment for children? Is it possible that you guys have simply picked the wrong hill to die on, but are too stubborn to admit it?

>>90112245
No, no, Batman beating up Joker has to have the same artistic integrity of Thin Red Line or it's pure shit.

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>>90112245
>>90112276
>he likes shallow entertainment for children

>>90112245
>Has it ever occurred to you guys that maybe you're taking the wrong movies seriously? What is it about animated that makes them so deserving of being deep, high art, and not shallow entertainment for children? Is it possible that you guys have simply picked the wrong hill to die on, but are too stubborn to admit it?

>>90112245
>gets BTFO
>"b-but guys, it's for children, it's supposed to be stupid!"

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>>90112284
>Says this guy lurking the board for comics and cartoons.

>>90112284
Riding out that /tv/ ban here I take it?

>>90112245
>Has it ever occurred to you guys that maybe you're taking the wrong movies seriously?

its not about movies being serious, its about them being done by the numbers, having the same repetitive structure, the same procedure. The process is even becoming more obvious after 10+ movies, even on a technical level.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vfqkvwW2fs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpWYtXtmEFQ

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>>90112329
>considers himself more intelligent
>lurks a 4chan board

>>90112366
>having the same repetitive structure, the same procedure.
But they don't, and a video by some other contrarian shitlord doesn't change that fact.

It's the X-Men films (minus the spin-offs) that are perpetually stuck in the same damn rut.

>>90112244
If you don't know the difference between fun and Taika Waititi humour then you should seek specialist help immediately.

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Eh, I'd rather watch the Thor movies for the comedy than the story
And marvel movies in general too. They're action comedies
Let's face it. These movies are such a product of an assembly line by Disney, or a complete disaster with not a single care about the final product from Warner Bros that we won't have a great cape movie ever again like TDK.
But at least Marvel movies are entertaining enough to be an excuse to go on a date or hang out with friends and not a tiresome incoherent mess.

>>90112363
You don't get bans for just one board lad, it's for the entire site.

>>90112329
>>90112373
tfw to smart to lurk 4chan

>>90112421
>>90112430
>still trying
Gotta earn them 3 cents, huh?

>>90112284
Yes, I enjoy them. With my children. They're fun. What's your point?

>>90112285
I think you left out a word or something.

>>90112314
Not the guy you were talking to bub. And yes, superheroes were literally created for children.

>>90112366
Origin stories typically follow a similar structure. The followup movies depart from this. Don't tell me Iron Man 2 is structurally anything like Thor 2 or Winter Soldier.

>>90111007
>hire a comedic director
>act like it's news that the movie will be comedic
The city of Marvel and OP

Anyway from what I've seen that director can have both comedy and drama work fine together.

>>90111007
Please don't. The attempts at "comedy" in both Age of Ultron and Dr. Strange flat out killed both movies for me. Please don't. The amount of humor in Civil War and Winter Soldier is acceptable, don't go beyond that.

>>90112430
>date
>friends
Somehow I doubt you ever had any of those, anon. Otherwise you'd have a life.

>>90112493
>With my children
Yeah, right. Now you will tell me that you have a job, a house, a family... Pics or gtfo.

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Tfw when a cartoon had a better adaptation of Thor than the movies

>>90112506
oh well thank god no one gives a shit about you and the money you don't pay to see these movies

>>90111007
well civil war ended with all the heroes hating each other and that wasnt a comedy

>>90112575
>paying to watch MCU movies
Pffffahahaha

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>>90112533
>EMHfags

>>90112407
>>90112493

you can see the disney procedure throughout their franchises.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTM-AdrIpaE

>>90112578
It ended with Tony "Stank" and Ross being put on hold after the heroes more or less made peace with each other

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>>90112245
>has it ever occurred to you, guys on a board about comics, that you care about comics too much?

THE PLOT THICKENS

>>90112528
You'd be surprised at what you can accomplish when you don't spend very waking hour shitposting.

>>90112506
>The amount of humor in Civil War and Winter Soldier is acceptable
"Wrong."

>>90112694
Sure as shit better than the alternative.

>>90112649
>spend very waking hour shitposting
Gee, like that guy who defends every MCU crap? Still waiting for the pics, dad.

>>90112638
>implying this is a comic thread
>implying there aren't plenty of all-ages Marvel comics
>implying Silver Age Marvel wasn't targeted at children

???

>>90112578
>well civil war ended with all the heroes hating each other and that wasnt a comedy

Tony and Cap never really liked each other that much and Cap hardly hated Tony at the end, other than that, the teams ended better off, Tony and Hawkeye came back from retirement, BP, ant man and spider man joined the teams and even if half the team are refugitives, they are friends with the king of wakanda, the most advanced city on earth, which also has unlimited ressources on vibranium, which makes it even more pointless that cap left his shield behind. Zemo may've divided them but made them stronger in the process.

>>90112790
>implying you ever read a cape comic
You MCUnts are too much.

>>90112742
No thanks, I'm sure you've got plenty of child pictures on your hard drive already.

>>90112790
just because some marvel stuff are targeted solely at children it doesn't mean that everyone consuming a marvel product at any time should have non-existent standards

>>90112854
I'm reading Thomas/Colan's Captain Marvel as we speak, how about you?

>>90112879
>admits he doesn't have children
Oh, I can settle for a pic of your wife. Naked, if possible.

>>90112927
>Carol is sooo fashionable, I'm reading the books from the days when she changed her sex! YAAS QUEEN!

>>90112921
>just because some marvel stuff are targeted solely at adults it doesn't mean that everyone consuming a marvel product at any time should have unrealistic standards

>>90112730
Donner's Superman perfect balance of humor and seriousness? No way.

>>90111007
>Why is Marvel afraid to stray from what works?
>Sigh.
Kill yourself.

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>>90112038
>What have you done lately, Tony?

Saved the world from an Extremis mass saturation that would have wiped out 95% of the population, for starters, and handling one dangerous crisis after another with minimal casualties, both bad and good, not to mention running S.H.I.E.L.D. more effectively than anyone else did up until that time.

Why does everyone always act like Tony did nothing but act like a cunt during/after Civil War? He wasn't Jesus or anything, and had his own fair share of shady dealings, but a lot of the thing people blame Tony for are actually things his allies did, like Maria Hill going against Stark's directives just about every chance she got, or shit like >>90111695.

>>90112990
Mhm, nice strawman, but what are you reading lately?

>>90111731
He's right though.

>>90112633
>It ended with Tony "Stank" and Ross being put on hold after the heroes more or less made peace with each other

Infinity War starts with them still not quite on speaking terms, if the Russos are to be believed. Just because Cap offered an olive branch doesn't mean Starks QUITE ready to take it, yet.

Though I wouldn't be surprised if we find out come the film that he's been somewhat helping cover Steve and co.'s tracks from Ross.

>>90111577
>but surprisingly good at comedic delivery.
He was the best thing in Ghostbusters reboot, low bar but he was far better than I expected

>>90112633
They didn't make peace. Stark just didn't agree with the Raft.

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>>90113080
To be fair both rich and Thor had valid reasons to be pissed,tony and reed ignored his distress signal and were too busy fighting to help the trillions dying in annihilation over registration,having tony breathing down your neck over registration would piss of anyone that survived that,especially with how tony brushed of his anger

>>90113105
Giving Thor an IQ of 84 does not make him a better character.

>>90112994
no one said you should share some people's high standards, just that some people's high standards are just as valid

>>90113324
>no one said you should share some people's lower standards, just that some people's lower standards are just as valid

>>90111964
Aww come on. He deflected it back at him in this. In the film, it looks like it caught him offguard. Whedon's a hack, but not THAT big of one.

>>90113397
>>90112245
no, this post right here implies that high standards are in themselves wrong

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>>90111140
Motherfucking HYPERCRISIS YO

>>90111262
God I need Thor and Cap bromance, comics is not delivering that anymore and I hate how AoU kind of teased it but nothing happened.

>>90111852
Anon Marvel's been a marketeer extraordinaire since the fucking 60s.
Fuck's sake 90% of their shit was made BY a pair of Jews! What did you expect?!

>>90111127
Old Man Logan and Deadpool were different, look what that got them

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>>90111210
Thor 1 was directed by a fucking Shakespearfag. All the Asgardian pomp & bluster was presented as seriously as magic space vikings could be. Not to mention the MC going all Jesus in the 3rd Act.
Maybe you shouldn't bother with Thor at all, in any medium. It's walked the fine line between serious & silly since its inception.

>>90111667
>If you read comics, that motherfucker straight up conquered the world and allowed the torture and murder of Tony.
So you DON'T read comics, then?

>>90111695
Pym Skrull, Hank was kidnapped by Skrulls at the time.

But Tony was in charge of the whole operation, there is no fucking way he couldn't have known. Also he OK'd the whole Negative Zone prison and sent a lot of heroes there in ungodly conditions, while he also recruited villains to hunt heroes down.

Then there's that whole shitshow with Osborn and the Antlantean ambassador...

>>90113080
Rich had a fucking good reason to be mad at Tony (and not just Tony but with the rest of the earth heroes except Tony is the one who called him for a meeting so he got the talk) because ignored an important distress signal about the Annihilation Wave (which had wiped countless of planets and civilizations) heading towards Earth aand if the Cosmic heroes hadn't stopped it... Well just see What If Annihilation had reached Earth.

Also all that Tony cared about was registering Rich and he didn't even listen to anything he said which was important, nah Tony deserves the shit he got.

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Because superhero movies are shit. They can't tell a good story and they can't deliver any serious, profound or interesting moments. All they have is explosions and quips.

Endless quips. Smarmy, stupid, pointless quips in every single scene, specially designed to take any and all seriousness out of what might inadvertently have been a tense or serious situation.

No no, can't have that. God forbid anything is ever played straight, you got to have your sitcom-esque low-quality quipping, lest the audience thinks the movie is actually trying to take superheroes seriously and become uncomfortable.

Without the quips, there would be nervous laughing and worried glances in the movie theatre from people who suddenly find themselves confused and scared by a film that isn't pandering to their low intellect. "Where are the jokes?" one would mumble under his breath.
"This isn't fun, I haven't laughed in ten minutes", another would say, slightly louder.
"I came here to hear Robert Downey Jr. say that funny bit about Thor that he did in the trailer, not to see some stupid story about shit I don't care about" a third would yell as he storms out the exit.

No, thank god for Joss Whedon and thank god for his contribution to the cape movie genre. Without him and his ilk, how would we know that we're only supposed to enjoy these films IRONICALLY.

>>90112927
Good shit desu.
>>90112990
Holy shit you are a blazing faggot.

>>90111007
sounds good already

>nobody posted muh meme
ffs

>>90113663
no it implies that capeshit may not be the best sub-genre to project your high standards onto

>>90111940
>the MCU is getting worse and worse
Civil War and Dr. Strange are better than most of the MCU, but keep on memeing /tv/friend

>>90114183
or hollywood blockbusters for that matter

>>90114192
>Civil War and Dr. Strange are better than most of the MCU
of course they are

they're the most recent

>>90111381
Kat Dennings was the worst part of The Dark World. I swear to God if she didn't have big tits, her career would be nonexistent.

>>90114258
Strange was the first time an MCU movie was good enough to go see twice desu.

What I want to know is, why don't cape movies have laugh tracks like old British comedy shows?
It would fit the tone of them so much better AND the audience would know when to laugh at the writing.

>>90114074
Yeah, Colan is a true master of the craft. I've been trying to ape his shading techniques for years now. I actually picked up this edition specifically because it includes some of his pencils for CM#1.

>>90112085
The fact that Dr. Strange was nothing but derivative quippy shit and still gets hailed as an amazing addition to the series is all the proof needed that the MCU will never stop making money.

>>90114258
That doesn't even make sense, Civil War was almost a year ago. Its not a honeymoon period anymore.

>>90114362
>Dr. Strange was nothing but derivative quippy shit
There were barely any jokes in the whole movie. What jokes were there even past the beyonce thing, Mad's thinking his name was Mr. Doctor and the cape joke? How autistic do you have to be to get mad about that?

>>90112792
>Tony and Cap never really liked each other

I don't know, if anything Steve was pretty neutral to Tony while Tony kind of wanted Steve and him to bond but they just clashed so much and they never were in the same page.

I never got the vibe that the were buddies like people claim, but they had a connection and a bond. It's like having a family member or a relative who you hang out with during a family reunion but you couldn't be more different and they occasionally pissed you, and you rather go and hang out with your friends, that's how I think Steve saw Tony.

Tony however he kind wanted to connect with Steve from the beginning, but you know he's very Tony Stark about it and initially Steve doesn't respond well to his asshole behavior until Tony did the sacrifice play and Steve found out he was a good man despite being a human disaster of a man.

Heck you can tell in Civil War Tony desperately wants Steve's friendship and to have Steve on his side and for Steve to back him up, but Steve ultimately does what he thinks is right and rejects everything that Stark is offering. In a way I think Civil War was more personal and a bigger betrayal for Tony than it was for Steve.

Then there's the Howard connection, Tony had daddy issues when it came to Howard and Howard respected the shit out of Steve Rogers, couple that with Agent Carter showing us that Howard has guilt and pain over Steve's suppose death and because he never fond his body plus RDJ saying that Tony saw Steve like "a brother who was his dad's favorite" Stark has a lot of bagagge when it comes to Steve. Also Steve keeping the Winter Soldier thing from him and protecting Bucky it must have been a big blow for Tony.

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>>90114520
Dude, don't even bother. It's wasted effort. It was good, you enjoyed it, there'll be more. He's suffering enough as is.

Comedy is always safe. Andtheres nothing Disney likes more Than safe

>it has some humor in it
>COMEDY

You faggots don't even know what a comedy is.

>>90111777

More serious movies can do great business. DoFP and The Winter Soldier both made huge profits even though they were definitely on the more serious and emotional side of comic movies. Quiet, intense, sad moments can also help to highlight quips through contrasts. But jokes can become annoying if they're nonstop like they were in Age of Ultron.

>>90115166
>Quiet, intense, sad moments can also help to highlight quips through contrasts.
And vice versa. I've only seen Boy from Waititi but it did mix both very well.

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>>90111007
MCU Thor was a mistake.

>>90113713
>Spider-Man's tongue breaking through his mask.

>>90112197
Show me your objective neckbeard numbers please anon.

>>90112197
I'd never read a comic when I saw it and thought it was good. If anything getting into comics lessened my opinion of it upon rewatching.

>>90111007
Fucking face it, people. Thor movies are chick flicks, and he's the comic relief goofy member of the Avengers

WHERES BILL?!

>>90117089
but then what's Iron Man... or Captain Language... or Spider-man... or Ant Man... or black Iron Man... or Scarlet Widow... or Hawkguy?

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Guaridans of the Galaxy = The Reddit Movie = The Lego Movie
Thor Ragnarok = The Reddit Thor Movie = The Lego Batman Movie
Guardians of The Galaxy vol. 2 = The Reddit Movie 2 = The Lego Movie 2

>>90111101
nah he is fine is just that the scrip want him to be anything but Thor.

>>90115721
I thought the Chad Thundercock Thor could be cool if he kept that persona only around Earthian friends and went formal back home.
But nope, he's just an idiot.
Fuck.

>>90111186
I don't think they tried with the thor movies at all

which is lame because I liked the character (well I liked it when Walt Simonson wrote him)

>>90111007
Is it THE funniest? Because I'm a connoisseur of Marvel's brilliant comedy and I only want to best.

Marvel understands that superheros are for big dumb retards like me.

>>90111189
Hulk & Thor bits will obviously be humourous how could they not be, really.