Genie, I wish you to look exactly like Jasmine and be my wife.

>>90088254
That's two wishes, he still isn't forced to be in love with Aladdin despite being married to him, and he still sounds like Robin Williams.

Which leaves Aladdin with one wish that he already promised to use to set Genie free. So he either reneges on that and has a shitty marriage as a result, or he does it, in which case Genie-Jasmine probably dumps his ass right away.

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>>90088254
>Jasmine with Robin William's voice.

>>90088385
>implying Jasmine Genie doesn't fall in love with him over time and especially after wishing him free

What is marriage in this scenario? If it's a religious pact then Genie would probably be defying powers greater than him. If it's purely governmental then they could probably fool any officials.

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>>90088254

>>90088436
He's not free if he's forced to be Aladdin's wife.

>>90088764
Not after he's wished free. Then he'd want to.

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What would you genuinely wish for, /co/? No tricks, just the three things you want most in your life I suppose.

>>90088992
The ability to create anything I want so I can have sex with it.

>>90088992
What were the caveats Genie lays out in the song?

>>90088992
1. For you to grant the intent of my wish, not the literal meaning.
2.For the ability to undo any wish at any point, even from beyond the grave.
3.A magical talisman that grants any wish, without limits, I verbally express while holding it.

At that point, I use the talisman to free the genie with the prerequisite that they never harm anyone either directly or indirectly.

>>90089429
No raising anyone from the dead, no making anyone fall in love, no wishing for more wishes.

>>90089458
I can't remember but does Genie do the classic monkey paw dealy where the wish backfires in ironic and painful ways?

>>90089531
I've never liked the monkey paw thing personally.
It's almost NEVER clever, and always, "BUT YOU DIDN'T SAY" autistic prescriptive language bullshit.

>>90088992
>"I wish for your freedom."
I'm doing ok on my own. Might as well help someone out.

>>90089531
No, though Jafar does it when he's turned into one

>>90089699
>waah my curse isn't clever enough
fuck you, maybe next time you'll buy one of my more expensive wish-granting relics

>>90089783
You didn't say, "I'm not gay."

So I'm assuming you're gay.
You wanna kiss or something, gay boy?

>>90088992
My first wish would be to wish that I would never make a bad wishing decision.

>>90089811
m-maybe

>>90089817
Then you wouldn't make that wish

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>genie, I wish jasmine was a whore

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>>90089836
Oh yeah?
Well then what if I do too huh?

>>90089531
The genies shown in the series do that if they don't like their masters.

Mon-El getting some, aw yeah

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>>90088992
>To be "the most powerful sorcerer in the world" like Jafar wanted, just because magic would be fun as fuck to use recreationally and would cover a lot of lesser 'wants' I might have
>a physically perfect, perpetually healthy body - free from any of the minor ailments I suffer from (asthma, a bad lower back, etc.)
After that? Shit, I probably wouldn't really 'need' to wish for anything else. I'd probably just magic-hax myself to stay alive in my prime for as long as possible, and I'd go around curing terminal sicknesses and bringing prosperity where it's most needed. And fucking a harem of arabian bitches without any fear of STD's.

The genie could have his freedom, no problem.

>>90088992
The ability to master any skill by doing it only two or three times. I don't need much, and being able to do damn near anything would give me the power to make the money I'd need to survive.

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>>90088254
"Sorry Al: I can't bring the dead back to life. Even if it is just your love life."

>>90089905
Did he ever finish the game?

>>90088992
I want to own the Freedom Ring more than any other fictional object.

>>90090770
That joke was a little shaky, Genie. Stick with the low hanging fruit.

>>90088992
I would wish the Genie to be an alcoholic drug addict
then I would wish for the first wish to never be unwished

>>90089432
>with the prerequisite that they never harm anyone either directly or indirectly.

gay

>>90088992
1. any time i ever needed to pay for something, i had the money for it (not necessarily infinite money, just as much as i use)
2. to be a qt girl for the rest of my life
3. wish that there is nothing after death.

>>90088992
Probably a new pet that will live a full and happy life alongside my entire life. Basically a familiar.
And financial security, so I never starve.
Aaand... huh. I don't know I guess I'd trick someone into secretly telling me what they'd wish for and then help them out?

>>90091079
Guess that leaves your balls out of the equation.

>>90088992
1. The become the ultimate being.
2. To be powerful in the magic arts.
3. It's freedom.

>>90088992
Assuming it's Genie and he isn't going to screw me over I wish to always know the best course of action to take and use that to determine my other two wishes.

>>90088992
>1. Wish that all future wishes have no draw back, backlash or detrimental loophole

>2.Wish that every morning I can choose 5 super powers to have last through out the day. On the next day I can select to keep it for that day as well or choose something else.

Those two are my top priority, the Genie could go free after that. He/She couldn't kill me afterwards due to wish #1

>>90091386
>1. Wish that all future wishes have no draw back, backlash or detrimental loophole
>absolutes
You done fucked up.

>>90088992
I wish I was a cute anime girl
I wish I lived an extremely idyllic life, my idea of idyllic, whatever it may be
and you can can have freedom or whatever

>>90091321
You know Genie, you really are a pain in the neck.

>>90088992
I wish I could use the Speed Force at Wally West's most powerful level
I wish I had as much money as I want, whenever I want it.
And save number 3 for later, I guess.

>>90091434
How so? there would literally be no draw backs.

>>90091462
You'd probably be in a lot less pain if you stopped sucking my dick, Al.

>>90091507
Careful, if you laugh too hard at your own jokes you might not be able to breathe. Oh wait.

>>90088992

I wish I had shapeshifting powers, so that I could have whatever body I wanted and maintain that for as long as I want. This way I can not just be fit for free, but stay young and change my face and body as needed over the years of I live long enough for my eternal you to be noticeable an attract the wrong kind of attention. Also, as a bonus: I will always be the BEST at cosplay.

For my second wish, I wish that I could use my shapeshifting powers on others. There is a lot I can do there, but the big one is life extension. If I am going to live forever, I'm not doing this shit solo. Fuck that being immortal but alone bullshit.

For my third wish, that depends. If the genie is a bro and someone I can trust, I wish him free. If I don't trust him with freedom... I want telekinesis.

>>90091486
Name a single wish with literally no draw backs.

>>90088385
Genie I wish for the power to turn rocks into jasmine clones that fall in love with me

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>>90091739
My wish because I wished it that way.

>>90091739
>I wish this wish had literally no drawbacks

>>90091633
I don't have to take this shit from a guy whose best friends are a monkey and a rug.

>>90091803
>>90091794
Opportunity cost motherfucker

>>90088992
First wish is to have an absolutely fantastic long life in Wich I achieve remarkable things and experience tons of thrills and happiness, the kind of life books get written about
Second wish I demand be passed to my son after I did
Third wish I want to make post mortem

>>90091825
>a guy whose best friends are a monkey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GorgFtCqPEs
Tell me, did you fuck the gorilla? You were getting mighty friendly with her.

>>90088254
Why is genie so purple? Is he a shiny genie?

>>90091739

I wish I had no regrets.

>>90088683

I don't know why the genie's mad. Once those three wishes are up, the dude's no longer his problem, no matter how many wishes he gets.

>>90088992
GOLD
GOLD
GOLD

>>90091911
What I do with my simian acquaintances in my own time in a parallel universe is none of your damn business.

>>90088992
I wish for the genie to be set free after he grants me my fourth wish

>>90091937
Wouldn't you just blip out of existence?

Honestly living without regrets isn't that hard when you consider any deviation from all your life choices would result in the formation of a different "you" thus anyone that values their existence couldn't in fact have regrets over their life choices. But maybe that's just me.

Why do you hate who you are?

>>90092009
Knew it. Did you tell her it was a banana?

>>90088992
Fuck, I think about this way too much.
Incredible magic power I guess, so I can fulfill my own wishes.

>>90091866
Nay. If I find it helpful, it is a good wish in my book and not a waste. the only wish I truly wanted was the second wish. The first was simply there for safety against monkey's paw-ism

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>>90088992
eternal life

eternal life for my family, they can choose to end it whenver they like

happiness for the qt3.14 and whoever she decides to spend it with

>>90088992
The first wish would be a grotesque amount of money, worded so that it's legal tender and probably split up so it is created at a certain time each month, in a way I deem convenient. I want to live comfortably, and I'm okay with keeping working too. I don't want to struggle anymore.

The second wish would be for an effective reset on my health, worded such that it won't make me a toddler or anything dumb like that. I've a lot of issues relating to physical trauma and stress that I'd really like to not have anymore. I want to be able to live.

This is the point where I'd realize there's so much more I could've obtained, for the good of so many people, and that I'd wasted the previous two wishes. I don't think I could not let the genie be free, though, I'd just have to live with my self hatred.

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Just so you all know, when it comes to wishing you were rich, you simply need to wish to being the sole winner of the grand prize of the next lottery you enter.

>>90088992
Immortality
Gold
Wish the genie to be free

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>>90088992
1) Material wealth, legally mine. Enough that would allow me to do essentially anything I wanted. Let's top the list. 80 billion dollars, sure.

2) A bottle containing 250 pills that, when ingested, grant a person permanent, eternal life and health at the peak of their adult youth (say, mid-20s).

>why 250?
It's the projected upper limit on Dunbar's number, the number of people with whom a human can maintain a stable, meaningful social relationship.

I'm not sure I NEED anything else, so I guess the Genie can have his freedom- but if that's not an issue:

3) I wish to be a beautiful woman.

>>90091739
"I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard, and, AND I don’t want any zombie turkeys, I don’t want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don’t want any other weird surprises."

>>90093181
Right, so that's three wishes. Here's your sandwich.

:^)

>>90093181
Shouldn't you worry about completely normal surprises?

>>90093181
The turkey is moistened with cum.

>>90093230
he didn't and that's how we got Trump

Thanks Turkeybama

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>>90088992
1. An arm cannon
2. A sexy android partner
3. A space ship.
The rest should flow naturally.

>>90089432
You are such a fag

>>90088992
The ability to teleport.
I want to be a master level artist.
And I would want something to solve my financial problems that won't result in me getting abundance amounts of cash that would make banks and the IRS suspicious.

>>90090431
>power
>beauty/health
>now you need immortality

>>90088992
Assuming that the genie won't fuck with my wishes.

1. An alien Symbiote like Anti-Venom that doesn't have a personality of its own, can cure the sick, shapeshift, and has no natural weakness

2. Twenty million dollars to appear in my bank account, tax free, that no one will ever question.

3. World peace

>>90088385
>wish he loves you
T

>>90088992
That everyone who replied to this doesnt get their wish.

>>90088992
No tricks?


"I wish I was happy."

>>90094239
Bump that to 20 BILLION and we got a deal.

>>90088992
Wish 1: Wish for high intelligence
Wish 2: Wish to be physically fit/attractive no matter how bad my diet is or how little exercise I do
Wish 3: Wish to have the exact amount of money I need for anything I need to buy/pay for

There life on easy mode

>>90088992
1. To have all of Martian Manhunters powers (assuming no fire weakness)
2. To own a GL ring and battery (because why not?)
3. Immune to aging and illness/diseases (if this counts as two, I'll pass on the GL ring)

I'm selfish, so sue me.

>>90088992

I've always entertained two scenarios:

1) That I would wish for my next two wishes to be absolutely perfect for me, or that I would wish for the ability to conceive the perfect wishes to make. Either way, by definition, the next two wishes I make should treat me better than if I tried to come up with three wishes with my own shit brainpower.

2) That I'd ask genie if this is okay to do, and if it is, then I'd write every last thing I want to happen on a sheet of paper. Then I would wish for everything I've written on that sheet of paper to come true. That's only one wish spent, and I still have two more if ever think of anything more I want.

>>90088394
This. You fucked up, OP.

>>90089817

you can't make a bad wish if you're dead.

>>90088992
>I wish that you'll be free after my next wish
>I wish I didn't exist

>>90088683
Huh, never thought of that

>>90088992
A list of nations and trillionaires dead.
To be born as a highly sociable, positive, talented qt 3.14 blonde boy with dark blue eyes
To be surrounded by other quality people.

>>90088992
i just really really want the ability of not needing sleep, imagine how much more time you would have if your body just regenerated energy by itself.

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>>90088992
Jesus dude, this is a toughy.
1) I wish my grandma hadn't had cancer and was pretty healthy
2) My close female friend not to have haf the shitty life she has and have a better life
3) For me to have the ability to heal anyone(and myself) and anything from any ailment, such as physical, mental, emotional and so on.

I just want to help others, even you anons. That's all I want.

>>90088992
infinite wish

>>90097230
You're a good person, anon.

Quite a few good people in this thread. Makes me feel better about things, even if just a little.

>>90088992
The power to manipulate time (Would never have to work, I can become extremely wealthy in the stock market. Wealth and not being time's slave, two for one!)
The ability to jump between dimensions, I wanna learn about other world.
Third wish I have no idea.

>>90097471
I guess for the third wish I would wish for the ability to live forever, with only I having the ability to terminate my life if I so desire. Life is short but I'll get bored eventually.

>>90088992
My grandpa was alive, that I have a girlfriend and that Kim Jung Un was dead.


Wait, shit..

>>90090773
Yes. There's no real content but he finished it. Then he made witch trainer which he legit did never finish and it was also only chibi shit. Now he's doing whores in space.

His dumb trainer shit spawned an entire generation of retards on /aco/ who make trainer games, get 80 or 100 bucks a month from patreon, then dip out forever. Over and over and over.

>>90097613
Damn man, you don't have any ideas for a third wish and you don't wish the Genie free? Cold.

>>90088992
Omnipotence.
No real reason to go for anything less.

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>>90088254

>>90088992

An immortal and invincible omnipotent sorcerer

Save the other 2 for later.

>>90091777
>that fall in love with me

do you even genie rules?

I wish there won't be any problems with parking
I wish i would find a crate with a pile of AC adapters today
I wish i would wish myself something humble tomorrow again.

These wishes are gonna be fulfilled with high probability.

>>90094239
>1. An alien Symbiote like Anti-Venom that doesn't have a personality of its own, can cure the sick, shapeshift, and has no natural weakness
This anon gets it. I wouldn't mind another personality, but I don't know if it's worth it with the weaknesses and all.
That, and have the ability to make money appear from my hands, whatever amount I want.
Then I'd let the genie free.

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That reminds me, when I was a kid watching Aladdin with my dad, when this scene came on I turned to my dad and said "I wish that was me in little girls poop!" and I really did wish that

>>90088992
>I wish for the inner strength and faith in myself to overcome any obstacle in life
>A nice house
>free genie

And don't give me that it's already inside you all along speech! NO IT AIN'T! I've been at this computer screen for 4 years because I lack exactly what I wished for! Don't correct my wishes.

>>90099232
What would you say as a parent to that? You don't want to shame them, that'll fuck them up but you don't really want to encourage this weird childhood fetish that my someday develop into a sexual one.

Maybe I'd just ask why?

>>90088254
Are those who are attracted to Aladdin generally straight women, or faggots?

>>90088992
>I wish I was generously endowed and immune to STDs. And when I say generously I mean generously.

>I wish I could retrieve a random amount of cash ranging between 17 cents and 300 dollars from anywhere at any time

>I wish I had a sweet camper van that's fueled by song, complete with wifi and a snarky robot autopilot

Now it's time for my wacky cross country sexventure to begin!

>>90099291
My dad didn't say anything at all or even look at me as I said it

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>>90099298
Faggot, reporting in

>>90099323
Did he hear you and just pretend he didn't

>>90099298
Are you kidding? Look at him, he's a smooth talking arabian twink. That's the kind of guy who gets massive overlap from women and gays

>>90099340
Yeah

>>90088992
I wish I didn't have premature ejaculation

>>90088992
I wish I could be there when the next guy found the genie. I wish I could bottle my last wish for later. Then I'd wait until some other schmuck shows up and use my last wish to completely undo all three of theirs.

>>90099350
Did it develop into a sexual fetish post-puberty or was it just a weird thought you had as a kid?

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>>90088992
I wish that I didn't exist in any timeline, a complete erasure of my consciousness. I don't want to be happy, I just want my oblivion.

>>90099400
No, I semi regularly jerk off to girls pooping and want them to poop on me

I used to work with this girl I thought was really hot, she had an amazing ass, this one time I noticed she was in the bathroom for a long time so I figured she was taking a shit...and since I had just cleaned the bathroom before, I knew the toilet was clean at the time, and so the wheels in my head began to turn....I waited for her to get out of the bathroom and a couple minutes after she did I went in there and locked the door and inspected the toilet, to my delight she WAS shitting and there was indeed, a bit of shit stuck to the bottom of the bowl still, and so I scooped it up on my finger and jerked off while I sniffed it and eventually put on my tongue and savored in my mouth

>>90099345
I always thought he was more of a twunk. Hairless body aside, his shoulders and chest and other features made him seem more mature than your run of the mill twink.

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>>90099413
Not a conversation I was expecting to have today but here we are. The internet certainly is amazing.

>>90099457
Indeed, just a side note, after I ate her shit I swear after that day she began to act more warmly to me

I think there is some magic to consuming the shit of another

>>90088992
Assuming the Genie wouldn't mess around,
>I wish to be a five year old again
>I wish for the powers and abilities of a Jedi Master
>I wish for a lightsaber

That's the three things legitimately want the most in the world. If anything, I'd swap out the lightsaber for a billion dollars.

I wish to be god

>>90099433
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vqb9uC31Bk

>>90093094
Just wish for a bottle of pills that gives the person who takes them an eternally healthy version of their ideal body.

>>90097230
Your third wish makes your first wish meaningless. If you want to make everyone happy than you should free Genie.

>>90099582
Now Hercules is a twunk for sure. Most of the Disney heroes end up in that middle ground of moderately muscular but have smooth bodies because general audiences especially parents with kids find hairy bodies unsightly. It's a real double standard.

Oh and no nipples. They're ken dolls, basically.

>>90099524
Why do you want to be a five year old?

>>90099716
/ss/

>>90099716
I hate being 20. I just want to be a kid with no responsibilities again.

>>90099721
This is not the reason.

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>>90098457
It's a shame really, I alwys felt Akabur would have done better by moving foward with his Magic Shop idea. It's much simpler, with way less grindding and the focus is all on the little segments that could interconnect in interesting ways. It would have truly let his creativity shine.

>>90099113
Genie I wish for the power to turn rocks into jasmine clones that must regularly suck my dick in order to stay alive

>>90099748
always though your mom was a stoner.

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>>90088992
1. Ability to shapeshift into anything at will
2. Chris Cornell never lost his voice
3. Genie goes free

>>90088254
Genie I want full brain control powers
And I don't mean regular hipnotism, I want the power to mold everything in the human brain to the point it's indistinguishable from natural thought or choice except I'm planting it there
>Then I make jasmine fall in love with me

Genie, I wish for the power to implant fake memories into people's brains
>Make jasmine think she was always in love with me

Genie I wish for the power to resemble any persons deeper desires
>Then I just look exactly like jasmine wants her husband to look and act

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>>90088992
I wish real life would be like one of my casual harem animus / cartoons.
If I can't make 2D like 3D women to lust for me for my second wish I want to look like a dream guy with a knowledge to make them lust for me.
Third would be eternal life I guess.

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>>90099833
That image is horrible.

>>90099833
>nipple piercing.

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>>90094226
Do you really want to live forever?

>>90091086
That first wish is actually three wishes, so nice try retard.

>>90099833
best ending ever

>>90088992
Mental health

>>90091216
>3

Are genies really powerful enough to do that?

>>90093094
Why not an infinite number of pills? Are you assuming you relationships with people never change?

>>90097033
So, you just freed the Genie and now also don't exist? What did that achieve?

>>90099833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zoj2mJWlKUk
I love douchebag Aladdin

>>90088254
Genie, I wish Jasmine would do everything that a girl in love with me would do.

>>90099833
This is now my go-to wish if I ever get a hold of an asshole genie.

>>90088385
Wish he can't deny any request you make of him
Wish he loved you more than anything
Wish him free

And now you get infinite wishes

Why didn't Aladdin just have Jasmine wish for Genie's freedom after he wished to be a prince again?

>>90088992
1. Be able to control time

Money via gambling

And infinite sleep

>>90088992
Midas touch that I can turn on and off at will.

To stop physically ageing.

To only be able to die by my own hand.

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>>90099484
If Meme Magic is real, Shit-Eating Magic can be real too

Bravo OP!

>>90088992
I saw another anon put in my typical wish, for the intelligence/foresight to maximize my remaining two wishes in order to deliver as much comfort, security and happiness to myself as possible.

Another one I've been thinking about would be that I get twice the results from half the effort in anything I do. Get ripped, learn languages, acquire skills, create art... seems like a viable path to happiness, even if it is all cheapened slightly due to cheating to get there.