This is your date tonight.

>>90088022

But I like Tiffany better.

>>90088022
Kay. I gotta thing for pigtails

Sorry but Daria is more my type.

>>90088022
i swear, /co/, i could fix her
I COULD
>wait, you mean boys aren't supposed to shower girls with attention for their looks? It's supposed to be us doing that to them?
>You mean... I can just relax?
>*long, sustained fart*
>That's been building up since middle school. What? Oh, right. Anon, you're handsome! I like your hair.

>>90089390
anon, you and your greasy hair need a shower.

>>90089425
uh yeah I know, I'm brushing my hair right now in preparation for said shower. how'd you... are you watching me? what did I just do with my hand?

>>90088022
literally built for hugs

>>90088166
>You will never have boring sex with glassy-eyed vacant Tiffany while she lies motionless on her back, only moving to occasionally check her makeup in her hand mirror
Why even live

>>90088022
the only real human being of quinn's friends. 9/10

>>90090170
>uhhh... uhhh.... ummm... uhh...
9 minutes later
>uhhh... i caaame.

>>90088022
Someone more insecure than I am? I never knew there was someone out there

>tfw too old to date a high school girl

>>90091211
that'll never happen, right?

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>>90091304

>>90091483
but what if those girls as just as lonely and friendless as I was in highschool? it's not like I even look different, even though that was half my life ago..

>>90089366
ditto
but didnt it turn out she wasnt THAT dumb?

>>90088022
I dated a girl like Stacy in high school. I couldn't save her.

>>90095405
the important thing is you tried. if everyone did that, people like her would be taken care of.

>>90095433
Maybe, she broke up with me due to pressure from her shitty """friends""" who were just using her.

>>90088022
Don't boa constrictors have gravity?

>>90095473
oof.
you do realize that means technically she's still on the market. she'll ditch those friends someday

>>90095581
She killed herself 2 years after the break up.

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>>90095597
seems like that could have come up earlier in the discussion.

>>90095665
Well I did say "I couldn't save her."

>>90095697
I guess it puts what I thought that meant into better perspective.

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One night stand, Marry, Rape, Friends w/Benefits?

For me,
ONS - Quinn
Marry - Stacy
Rape - Sandi
FwB - Tiffany

>>90096499
ONS Stacy
Marry Tiff
Rape Sandi
FWB Quinn

>>90088022
Cool, she's pretty nice.
But getting her out of her toxic friends reach is imperative.

>>90096499
Quinn's the only decent one in the whole group.

Sandi's a lazy, entitled bitch, Tiffany is a literal retard, and Stacy would be the clingiest bitch around.

>>90088022
My gf is a lot like her, it's not a great feel

>>90091304
Not according to Milo

>>90097186
This. Would anybody NOT choose Sandi for rape?

>>90096499
ONS - Tiffany
Marry - Quinn
R̶a̶p̶e̶ Murder - Sandi
FWB - Stacy