Come up with an episode where the Gems go to Australia.

>>90074196
There's a gem monster terrorizing Australia. When they get there the realize it's just another one of Australia's indigenous wildlife.

>>90074196
Bonus points if Gem Australia has so many corrupted gems that they get treated like ordinary wildlife.

Which is to say wrestled into submission by a Steve Irwin analogue.

>>90074196
The Crystal Gems meets the worst posters.

>>90074196
I see what you're doing mate.
>Uluru is actually pink diamond.
>Opal mines were abandoned kindergartens.
>Kangaroos, koala's, Echidnas and the Platypus are experiment's from homeworld dabbling with human D.N.A to propagate the human species after extinction.

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>>90074196
Ya Gems are gonna burn for what you did 'ere

>>90074196
Peridot tells Amethyst that the drains run backwards in Australia because of the Coriolis effect resulting in Amethyst making a 6 hour collect call there. Mayor Dewey convinces the Gems they have to go there afterwards and make a public apology to avoid an embarrassing diplomatic snafu

>>90074196
Don't care about the plot,jus get peridot being terrorized by an emu for 4 minutes and it's a 10/10 for me

>>90074196
Let pearl say "crikey"

>>90074291
>Emu.
>Not Cassowary.
Mate (or sheila), come on.

>>90074216
It's not the large wildlife, it's the bugs.

>>90074196
Which half?

>>90074382
The bottom right half, since it's the only part that's not a racist, inbred shithole.

>>90074406
But then we don't get to see any dangerous wildlife.

>>90074252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jN18i8hfWk0

>>90074196
> townie tourists come back from Australia, shocked from all the monsters they saw
> they think there are lots of gem monsters there to be bubbled
> they travel to Australia
> it's just Australian wildlife

Is this thread dead?
I had a good laugh while reading this.

Please come back /co/mrades.
This is funny to me.

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>>90074196
At least one m8 needs to call Pearl a cunt.

>>90079345
Crikey.

>>90079503
And when she starts crying and the CG want his ass. He just looks surprised and proceed to say that she cant handle tbe banter.

>ctrl+f
>No 'Bruce'

I don't even watch SU but now I know none of you have any taste.

>>90074196
>Homeworld gems do their hand gesture.
>A fucking triangle

>>90079539
>Banter.
We don't say that down under mate.

>>90079597
>Not "steve Irwin"
Mate....

>>90079698
Yes you do, m8.

>>90079788
If you're a Melbourne wanker.

>>90079829
Oh is Mister Fancy Cunt being a pissy little princess about Melbourne superiority?

>>90079893
Is Miss "i want gay marriage and immigrants" being a fucking Melbourne Faggoty Wanker?

>>90079955
I'm sorry you cant get further than fucking third grade and that your daddy touches you, you inbreed fuck. I bet you are from Canberra you piece of shit.

>>90080089
You are a Melbourne cunt! Oh wonder-fucking-ful!
I bet you can't get out of kindergarten you fucking wanker, also I'm from Sydney you self-righteous "moral high-ground" bastard.

>>90080274
Oooohhhhh Sydney! Very nice of you, Dory! That means you might be homeschooled! Did you fuck your own mom already, you pathetic wanker!

>>90080274
Never mind. Canberra is a fucking paradise to you!

>>90080574
Such an inspiring person for birth control!
Don't kill yourself, I want to kill you personally.

>>90080574
>>90080596
On second thoughts, we should actually write this episode.
Just some wanker's and cunt's actually doing something useful.

>>90080661
Like you have a chance, you pathetic excuse of a sorry cunt.

>>90080725
I'll see you in hell then!

>>90080809
Sydney it is then, you faggot!

>>90076202
They see a American girl with a dog.

>>90080910
Australian Hell is the Northern Territory you fuck!
Also, on a different topic, what would happen if all of us faggots (I admit, I have been overly hostile to my fellow countrymen) wrote SU?

>>90080987
Oh fuck off and drown in a sea of Tohohey's Red.

Also... Garnet would be an abo.

>>90081075
Live, and see your children become junkies.

...I'd like to see her play my didgeridoo.

>>90081075
>Housos or fat pizza but SU.
Fucking hell...
That would be hilarious.

Well... this certainly wasn't what I was expecting.
>>90074237
Oh, it's already been done.

>>90081215
But not bottom boys like yours!

>>90082480
Too late mate, I'm chaste.

>>90074196
>Guys! We need to go to Australia!
>>Why?
>No time to explain! We gotta go now! I'm crying!
>>Steven my future vision says we can't because-
>Fine I'll do it myself!

>>90082746
...What if Greg has an Aussie cousin like chopper?
Or voiced by Angry Anderson?
Now I would watch all of SU, just for that.

what the fuck is wrong with australians

>>90082818
We argue, a lot.

>>90082881
No we dont.

>>90082960
Yeah, we do.

>>90083233
Fuck off

>>90083375
It's too early for this, I'm hungover, you win.

>>90074196
A dingo kidnaps Steven

>>90074216
>There's a gem monster terrorizing Australia. When they get there the realize it's just another one of Australia's indigenous wildlife.


more like:

There's a gem monster terrorizing Australia. But the crystal gems arrive too late, and the monster is killed by one of Australia's indigenous wildlife.

>>90074196
They get put in jail for brainwashing a child, then faggy cunts from Melbourne block traffic for six hours to complain about it.

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>>90074196
Quickly, destroy them! Those rhinestones are after the engeron deposits Shockwave planted here eons ago.