"I hugged you!"

>>90066666
>homoeroticism? on my hill?

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>these quints
>only one reply

>tfw Hank will never hug you

>>90069969
King of the Hill Blowjob Rankings:

>Boomhaur (Incredibly fast; knows many techniques)

>John Redcorn (Slow and sensual)

>Dale Gribble (Strongest succ in the game and massages balls for life energy)

>Ted Wassanasong (Super nice)

>Buck Strickland (Sloppy, but pleasant)

>Kahn Souphanousinphone (Pretty average; will fiddle prostate tho)

>Hank Hill (Leathery tongue, nice and firm, but mechanical and doesn't swallow)

>M.F. Thatherton (Boring and doesn't swallow)

>Cotton Hill (Fast and rough, will insult your dick)

>Bobby Hill (Blows into it like a trumpet)

>Lucky (Jagged teeth get in the way)

>Bill Dauterive (Very weak and sloppy with lots of drool, may cry)

>>90066666

which episode was this?

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>>90071104
I don't want these thoughts at all.

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Boggle? Boggle? Boggle?

Boggle?

>>90071104
okay anon, that tears it! i have had enough!

>>90071104
COTTON IS NOT FOR SEXUAL, ONLY WARTIMES.
>>90071281
>you take that back, boy
>I will not
>REAAAAH

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>>90071104
#1 KotH blowjobber right here.

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>>90071104
You put a lot of thinking into this...

Did dale know nancy was cheating on her tax policy?

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>>90071104
>this bothers people
>they have already forgotten the "piglet" fic
>you kinda envy them.

>>90071186
Propane Boom I. In light of the Mega-Lo Mart now selling propane, Mr. Strickland comes up with the "Service With a Hug" strategy to retain customers. Obviously it flops when the customer finds out it will cost him "several hundred" more pennies compared to MLM.

>>90071104
drunk hank would be a pro

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>>90071104

>>90071104
m sickened but i also must respect the fact that its entirely on character

>>90074790
I'm too lazy to do it but someone should make a female version of this

>>90068967
It's more likely than you think.

>>90071104
Bobby's technique kills me every time.

>>90071281
Isn't that a cult?

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>>90072338
>Your dad got blown up.

>>90066666
checked

>>90071104
>Trip Larsen (Uses teeth w/pig noises; may devour it)

>Patch Boomhaur (Same as Boomhaur's, just not as good)

>Hank's counterpart, Hal (Same as Hank's, but swallows)

>Cane Skretteburg (Aggressive Deep throat)

>Dooley (half-assed technique, weak succ. "I gave you a blowjob."

>Anthony Page from pilot (Only the tip, weak succ, sensitive gag reflux)

>Big Willie Lane (Sandpaper tongue, lots of drool and banter, punches balls on climax)

>Hank's half-brother, Junichro (Gentle, methodical, doesn't swallow)

>Buckley ("I'm dead; chicken head." *ghost blowjob*)

>Topsy

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>>90071104
>Ted Wassanasong (Super nice)

>>90071104
>>90077594
Two thumbs up. Laughed on near all of them.