WONDER WOMAN Test-Screening Spoilers

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>Diana and Steve fall in love and Diana fights Danny Huston's men a bunch of times. In one such attack Etta is killed and Diana wants to ragequit humanity. The tone is fairly bleak and dark and Diana kills A LOT of people. Mostly in slow-mo.

>Long story short the mystic chemical weapon that Doctor Poison created for Ares causes people to go berserk on each other. It will make everyone kill each other and make Ares super-mega-powerful.

>Diana and her crew attack the German outpost and Diana quickly disposes of Danny Huston. It turns out Thewlis was Ares all along. He gets super-buff and destroys the Godkiller and sends out a plane to spread the gas all over the world.

>Ares beats Diana and reveals that she's the actual daughter of Zeus rather than being a clay statue brought to life by him as her mother had told her. He says humans are only capable of war and that's why he'll win.

>Steve saves Diana and tells her he loves her then jumps into the plane and flies it way above the camp. Steve then shoots the fuel tank thus blowing himself up to destroy the gas. Diana gets pissed and tells Ares that he's wrong because humans are also capable of love.

>It turns out Diana is the Godkiller and not her sword. She bangs her bracelets together and creates an energy blast that incinerates Ares's body and traps him back in the Tartarus. The world is saved and Diana chooses to stay and help as it is her duty.

>Over time other wars happen and she decides humans are dicks regardless of Ares and just sorta' quits.

>Diana finishes her e-mail by saying Superman's death has shown her people are capable of being good and accepts to join Batman's team. She then hears about a flaming building nearby and springs to help.

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>No cameos other than Barry Allen and Arthur Curry being namedropped on the e-mail exchange.

>Connie Nielsen and Robin Wright are also pretty wasted as Diana's mother and aunt. Especially Wright who only gets like three scenes.

>Action is mostly good though it overuses slow-motion.

>Ares is mostly CGI in his final form. He has an armor; a horned helmet; a long cape; a big-ass sword and a shield that gets bigger to protect his full body if necessary.

>Humor is sparse and hit and miss. There's some genuinely funny scenes and some not so much.

>There's a scene where Steve and Diana are sharing a boat on the way back to Men's World and end up lying next to each other. Diana tells Steve her background and how's she was brought to life by Zeus from a clay statue and whatnot. Steve asks her if she even knows what sex is. She doesn't.

>In another scene Diana inquires Steve about what his wristwatch is. He tells her it's a device to keep time and know when to wake up or eat. She's puzzled someone would let a machine tell them when to do these things.

>Chris Pine as Steve Trevor is the best character in the movie and overshadows Wonder Woman hard at times.

>Written by Zack Snyder

It shows.

>>90056401
How many people booed?

With each line it alternates between something I like and something I hate.

>>90056419
>Etta dies
Holy fuck these movies are a fucking disaster.

>>90056401
>She gets a letter from Bruce Wayne asking her to join his team and writes him a lenghty e-mail with her life story, which is the framing device of the movie.

>>90056560
Even if she hypothetically doesn't,its not like her and Steve would be alive in modern day anyway

>>90056580
The awful framing devices really remind me of Sucker Punch actually.

>>90056553
OP didn't see it he stole it from this /tv/ thread >>>/tv/79595665 which got it from this /co/ thread >>90048569

>>90056553
Everyone

>>90056522
It wasn't. This is all bullshit

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>Wonder Woman movie
>Everyone prefers Steve

>>90056444
>Diana tells Steve her background and how's she was brought to life by Zeus from a clay statue and whatnot.
SYKE! That's the wrong Wondie!

>>90056444
>>There's a scene where Steve and Diana are sharing a boat on the way back to Men's World and end up lying next to each other. Diana tells Steve her background and how's she was brought to life by Zeus from a clay statue and whatnot. Steve asks her if she even knows what sex is. She doesn't.

Why is JLA Wondie pretending to be Original Wondie premise with New 52 Wondie influences?

>>90056610
Snyder wrote the story and collaborated on the script with Allan Heinberg. This is confirmed. He is also a producer and was even at the test screening with Patty Jenkins.

>>90056663
Because that's how movies work: They poll the best aspects of the many iterations of the character and mash them together.

>>90056419
>The tone is fairly bleak and dark and Diana kills A LOT of people. Mostly in slow-mo.
I hope Zack Snyder never gets another job after this. He needs to be blacklisted from Hollywood.

>Steve dies

Bullshit. Why, put him in a retirement home at the end of the movie and have her go visit him. PERFECT ENDING.

Really kinda hope this is fake, because otherwise all the hopes of the DCEU rest on Just 'Cause League.

How did we get to the point where we almost fear a fucking live-action Justice League movie?

Look on your works, ye Snyder, and despair.

>>90056690

They're not allowed to copy anything the DCAU did well.

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>>90056401

>>90056679
But that's how you get messed-up mutant abomination characters that don't know who they are.

You don't get to pick and choose pieces of which incarnations of a character you want; if you take all the pretty colors and mix them you get brown.

The best parts of New 52 Wondie clash with the best parts of Original Wondie and the best parts of JLA Wondie.

If you want to make a character good on screen, you stick to one incarnation.

If this movie drops the Azz stuff if might have a chance. Not sure yet about untangling the JLA vs Original Wondie stuff.

>>90056401
>le "germans were evil in world war 1" meme
straight into the trash

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>>90056444
>>Chris Pine as Steve Trevor is the best character in the movie and overshadows Wonder Woman hard at times.
saw that coming a mile away. Pine is really charismatic when they let him shine, and fucking Gadot has yet to show anyone she is a good actress.

>>90056682
JL will break him along with the entire DCEU

crashing this plane etc.

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First look at Ares.

>>90056682
He won't. He'll be allowed to make as many shitty and underperforming movies as possible, while Patty Jenkins will never be given another big-budget movie again.

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>>90056828
SNYYYYYYYYDERRRRRRRRRRRR

HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIIIIIIIIIIGHT

>>90056805
>Horned helmet

Oh dayum it's all real.

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Obsessive Snyder Hate Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Theater Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

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>>90056873
SNYYYYYYYYDERRRRRRRRRRRR

YOU CAN'T ESCAPE RT

IT'LL FOLLOW YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EAAAAAARTH

>>90056729
It all makes sense now.

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>Zeus created humanity
I didn't know DC was into the young earth theory

>>90057116
This also means the Super Jesus symbolism is objectively wrong since Zeus is real

truly a False God

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>>90056805
Different angle.

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>>90057167
>>90056805

I see DCEU continues to be original

>>90057204
At least Ares ain't a nigger.
Right?

>>90057204
Are you Mr. Fantastic? 'Cause that was quite the stretch.

>>90057204
I don't see any similarities.

Well at least she didn't turn out to be some kind of weird amazonian kryptonian tech robot.

>bang bracelets at Ares
>wins
>bangs bracelets at Doomsday
>barely any damage

Woah, this is probably the best story Wonder Woman ever had, not even joking

>>90057167
That angle makes it look like he has the word "dark" engraved on his chestplate.

Which would actually fit DC.

>>90057334
>Magic bracelets working on science

>>90056761
Well fits with the reports that he had to basically act as stand in for the director when everyone kept running her over.

Also its Gadot so that's not very hard to do. Makes me wonder how bad BvS was if people say she was the highlight.

>>90057204
This is the same as Abomination and Doomsday

>Marvel changes the design
>DC goes with a design accurate to the comics
>retards claim DC is copying Marvel

>>90057334
It says she's the Godkiller. Ares is a god, Doomsday is not.

>>90057334
Doomsday confirmed stronger than a god.

Luthor was right.

>>90057391
Yet Kryptonians are supposed to be super weak to magic.

>>90057445
Kryptonians aren't weak to magic, they're vulnerable to magic.

>>90057405
She gets manufactured "hyped" up entrance and appears in the movie around the same time people start punching each other. She just disappears into the blur of gray CGI and gets a few pointless close-ups to show off how "badass" she is.
They think she's a highlight because they just feel like they have to.

>>90057433
He read her mythology and planned for her. Such a master planner. Pbbbht.

>>90056623
Confirmed fake and gay. In the trailer Wondy explains to Steve that she's the daughter of Zeus while she's still wearing her amazon island gear.

>>90056553
67

>>90057467
Gotta love Mr.Moments Directing style with no substance.

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>>90057204
Why is it that when the DCEU decides to take ideas from the competition, they pick the worst movies?

Is it because they are so forgettable people won't notice?

>>90057471
She didn't say that, you fucking idiot
She says "I have no father. I was brought to life by Zeus"

>>90056729
Do the people who post this pic forget that the Watchmen movie was an actual success?

>>90057577
It underperformed critically and financially.

>>90056401
>Basically, Zeus creates humanity

They are REALLY sticking to that?

>>90057204

literally who?

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>>90057577
¿QUE?

(Budget was $170million)

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>>90056401
>She gets a letter from Bruce Wayne asking her to join his team and writes him a lengthy e-mail with her life story, which is the framing device of the movie.

>>90056690
WWII vets? You can barely get away with that now but WWI? Thats pushing it.

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>>90057806
>DC E-mail Universe

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>>90056805
>>90057167
That does look decently close to this black outfit here...

>>90056560
No one wants some god damn fat feminist comedy relief bitch you stupid mother fucker.

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>>90057871

>>90057806
>>90057868
See, emails as just a framing device would have been okay here

>what is epistolary fiction

but emails in BvS were dumb because they were just an excuse to slap JL cameos together

heck Ezra Miller didn't even get a haircut and shave, it's like he just dropped by the set

>>90056805
>those Nazi thighs

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>More dark depressing shlock
Can I get ONE DC movie that doesnt make me want to slit my wrists at the end? Cramming forced jokes doesnt fix your shit narrative WB

>>90056690
He would be a WWI veteran, alive, in 2017. That puts him over 100 years old.

They can clone him or something.

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>>Wonder Woman movie
>>Steve is the best character

>>90058157
What if Steve mistakenly got frozen in ice after taking down the bad guy's super weaponed plane?

>>90056690
>WWI vet who'd be like ~135 years old
>visit him in the nursing home

?????????????????????

>>90058247
>MoS
>Zod is best character

>BvS
>WW is best character

>SS
>Batman is best character

>>90058282
People would cry company wars. Because, well, Steve is NotStreve, even if he's kind of the other Steve.

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>>90058247
>Steve is the best in something

What a time to be alive

>>90058317
>>BvS
>>WW is best character

hell no

>>90058349
I'm totally rooting for him in the current book. I like him. Which is something.

>>90057445

Spastic cunt

>>90058349
He's obviously the best in her.

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>>90056419
>The tone is fairly bleak and dark

yo these niggas can NOT be fucking serious

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>>90056401
>writes him a lenghty e-mail with her life story, which is the framing device of the movie.
Yeah, because e-mail worked so well last time.
>Zeus creates the Amazons to spread peace, Ares gets double butthurt and enslaves them. Zeus frees them and creates Themyscira, but is then murdered by Ares. Amazons swear off on humanity.
>Diana gets pissed and tells Ares that he's wrong because humans are also capable of love.
>Over time other wars happen and she decides humans are dicks regardless of Ares and just sorta' quits.
Jesus, as much as a hair drops and these cunts quit their mission. Who wrote this?
This entire thing is so generic.
>mfw this trainwreck will be praised by mainstream media because women can do no wrong
>mfw Gadot will once again be called the main attraction, praised for her one facial expression and being a skeleton pretending to be a warrior woman trained to fight since childhood

>>90056401

DC Cinematic Universe doesnt exist, they arent movies, they are memes.

Has a cape test screening ever got bad reviews?

>>90058086

The fuck is a nazi thighs?

This sounds like DLC for BvS.

>>90058640

No.

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>>90058711

I'M SORRY THAT YOU FEEL THAT WAY, OLD MAN

>>90056419
>In one such attack Etta is killed and Diana wants to ragequit humanity

A woman's used for manpain for another woman? What will the feminists do?

Ares looks alright, thats the biggest compliment I can give this movie right now

>>90056444
>Steve asks her if she even knows what sex is. She doesn't.

Cause sex can only be between man and woman? Surely teenage amazons talked about puberty n shit. The fuck is this?

>>90058349

Does he fuck both of them?

>>90058912
What we call sex, they call snu snu. So no, She doesn't know what sex is but she knows how to crush your pelvis with hers.

>>90058912
In the same sentence, he mentions that she explains they're made out of clay. They don't have teenage amazons, they're created adults.

>>90057418
>Doomsday
>Accurate to the comics

WEW

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>>90057274
u cheeky fuck

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>>90057418
>>DC goes with a design accurate to the comics

>>90056690
captain america already did it

>>90056828
Remember when people thought the Wachowskis would be around forever?

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>>90056401
>>90056419
>>90056444
>WAAHHH THE VILLAIN IS GENERIC
>WAHHH IT DOESN'T TAKE THE WAR SERIOUSLY

>>90056419
>reveals that she's the actual daughter of Zeus rather than being a clay statue brought to life by him as her mother had told her.
Fuck this movie and fuck you Azzarello

>>90060260
You saying Zack Snyder is getting a sex change?

>>90056444
>Chris Pine as Steve Trevor is the best character in the movie and overshadows Wonder Woman hard at times.

My sides! Don't tell me he's so good he might actually get an small following after the movie

>Snyder is responsible for the worst received cinematic universe of all time
>MoS trash
>BvS worse than trash
>Suicide Squad trash
>Wonder Woman looks like trash
>Justice League will be absolute trash
Why does WB keep hiring him?

>>90058349
And I bet Pine wasn't even trying

>>90060642
They will even make a spin-off series totally unlike Peggy Carter

>>90058282
Make him Colonel America while you're at it.

>>90060642
>WB wasted him on Steve Trevor rather than getting him to play Hal Jordan

>>90060746
Pine ain't a nobody unlike titty monster, but I wouldn't rule out Trevor getting a comic series or appearing in more flashbacks

>>90060771
>Implying Green lantern will ever be made...
Also I'm sure Cyclops can nail Hal, figuratively

>>90058711
That's a fairly good design, might look better on blu-ray (the CGI in the theaters will probably look ugly).

As for the plot, sounds pretty bland. I hope to like it when I watch it. Do you guys think we'll have an extended cut for this too?

>spoilers
>Chris Pine as Steve Trevor is the best character in the movie and overshadows Wonder Woman hard at times.
>Wonder Woman is the main character
>water is wet

>>90060642
As long as Steve gets that following and I get more comics Steve.

>>90060801
>Implying Green lantern will ever be made..
Good point. The DCEU will be dead before that movie's ever made.

>Also I'm sure Cyclops can nail Hal, figuratively
wat

>>90060704
they make money if he had three Jupiter Ascending sized bombs he'd be at Netflix or Blumhouse

>>90060993
They make money on name recognition and block-buster status alone. Imagine how much money they'd make if they were actually good and enjoyable.

It honestly fucking boggles my mind that not only does WB keeping hiring him, but that he himself never seems to learn from his mistakes.

>>90059014
>They cut the basketball scene
such good fundamentals as well

>>90058750
the youngins wont get this reference anon with based taste

>>90060704
He's married to am executive.

That's literally it.

>>90060776
By his own right he's the deuteragonist in the WW written by Rucka. He's even the current lead in the present day storyline because... issues.

IIRC, that was the plan: making him likeable to the point that people could get some form of interest on him.

>>90057577
Watchmen was a huge flop.

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>In another scene Diana inquires Steve about what his wristwatch is. He tells her it's a device to keep time and know when to wake up or eat. She's puzzled someone would let a machine tell them when to do these things.
Who wrote this trash?

>>90057163
All Gods exist in some way in DC Comics, read some more maybe.

>>90061642
Sex and the City writer
for real

Sounds fine to me. Some parts are a little dumb but nothing to make me write it off as trash.

>>90061851
the trash is all in the execution
this time even the ideas are trash at points

>>90056635
>Steve asks her if she even knows what sex is. She doesn't.

It would be kind of romantic, popping her cherry in a boat.

>>90056401
>email is the framing device

Holy shit that's awful

>>90061851
What would be a deal breaker for you?

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>>90060961
James Marsden is reportedly one of WB's picks to play Hal.

>>90062061
I like him. I think he has leading man material. But he keeps picking roles where he gets cucked. I think the man has a fetish.

>>90056401
odds these stupid made up rumors would be better than the actual movie we get

>>90062145
Whoever thought Brandon Routh was hotter than him is utterly retarded
Also I'm pretty sure he can nail Hal Jordan as green lantern, do great romance if he ever meets Carol Ferris, Bro team up with green arrow and be relatable at the same time

>>90062166
that was the case with BvS and SS, even when the rumors were true, because it didn't sound so bad without the details

I remember the one from reddit or imdb about BvS that mentioned pretty much everything that happened, the party, the nuke, etc... but didn't mention how Batman and Superman stopped fighting or that Superman would be killed

>>90062024
Well first off the things I think are dumb are Etta dying, Diana "killing a LOT of people", daughter-of-Zeus, and Diana believing in humans because of Steve and then leaving because of other worlds and then returning because of Superman.
If she left after WWI directly and still came back for Superman and how people honored him that'd be cool.
A deal breaker might be Batman/WW romance or making Wonder Woman into an angry warrior stereotype. It sounds like she is very optimistic (to a point) in this. Sure she kills, but it's "the" War so I can give it a pass. But I'd be pretty pissed if she was like how she was in the Justice League War animated movie.

>>90062288
*leaving because of other wars

>>90056690
All the veterans from WW1 are dead at this point.

>>90061642
>Story by Zack Snyder

>>90061851
The real nail in the coffin is how utterly shit Gadot is as an actress. A good/charismatic actor can make ok into good.....Gadot has the charisma of a plank of wood and less acting ability than one.

>>90062511
You guys over-exaggerate. I wouldn't say she's a fantastic actor but she's okay at it. That might mean she gets overshadowed by Pine but it doesn't mean she's shit.
Speaking of which, I can't decide whether or not I'm disappointed in Pine being Steve in WWI. On one hand I like Steve as a character and I'd love for others to give him some respect, but also I know he'd die after this and a fantastic actor won't have a longer role in the DCEU.
I heard Pine chose to be Steve Trevor because he didn't wanna be a part of another huge franchise.

>>90062397
True, but reality doesn't seem to be too in-sync with this movie in the first place so, magic? Magic.

>>90062620
Yes she's shit
That doesn't mean she's the worst actress in the world, but she's shit

>>90062713
Nah.

>>90062620
I'd say having one facial expression, only being able to show one emotion and barley speaking English qualifies you as a shit actress.

Are they planning to make more screening? Looks like this one mostly has fans.

Anyone else a bit annoyed with "Zeus creating man" thing that they have going here? IIRC, the old gods were just neanderthals hit by the god wave originating from Apokalips/New Genesis when they were first formed

>>90056401
So the framing device doesn't even pass the becterydaclt test that feminists adore? Movie's dead in the water. Fat fucks are the ONLY people seeing this. And just to complain.

>>90062620
>I heard Pine chose to be Steve Trevor because he didn't wanna be a part of another huge franchise
Not because
-Green lantern would take an eternity to be greenlit (and film)
-Green lantern might ruin his carrier

Ok for real, is ANYONE actually going to pay money for this? Im so jaded by the DCEU that its only worth a stream at this point

>>90061073
Any chance on her getting fired? Its probably the only way we get any good DC movies.

>>90063117
Of course not! I'm only going to see Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2™ on May 5, 2017 and Thor: Ragnarok™ on November 3, 2017 this year.

>>90056401
>Ares

welp. Not watching this then.

>>90063117
No, maybe I will pirate it but even then I might not

and I was actually open to seeing the movie even though I hated BvS and SS because I'm a WW fan, but I didn't like anything that has been released about it

>3 DC Universe movies
>2 have been bad, 1 was a disaster
Why stop the streak now? Please look forward to director Zack Snyder's magnum opus Justice League and the Breaking Hallows of Deathly Dawn Part 1: Infinitejay and Part 2: Mocking War starring Ben Affleck as Regretman!

>>90063265
Shut the fuck up consolefag

>>90060704
He's a stooge who just does what they tell him. They would have replaced him after BVS but that would have caused delays.

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>>90062990
I think they are going to catch serious PR shit for this. It's also a continuity bomb, not that I think they care at this point but like you said it gums ups the timeline of the 4th world (at least as we would interpret it from the comics). Also if Zeus is an ACTUAL GOD and not the sideways "powerful beings worshiped AS gods" and they are telling us HE created the human race? I think they've managed to find something that will piss off fundamentalist Christians AND evolutionists at the same time for the same reasons for what amounts to a throwaway plot device that has no bearing.


BTW What Space God created the Kryptonians?

>>90063982
Superzeus

>>90056560

>Hey, what should we do with Superman's Pal, Jimmy Olsen? I know we've got too many characters and don't have much time for him, but maybe give him some kind of cameo?

>A cameo.

>Yeah! He can have a throwaway line in the background, Perry could say "and get Olsen in here" as Lois is leaving his office or something?

>Okay, let's bring him in as a CIA agent posing as a photographer and shoot him in the face.

>What? No!

>It's either this or Batman goes to jail and gets raped.

"SAVE MARTHA"
"WHY'D YOU SAY THAT NAME?"
Is there a single worse scene in capeshit?

>>90064064
But who said that was the *real* Jimmy Olsen?

>>90063982
It fucks with DC mythos and actual greek mythos at the same time.
>Prometheus is actually the father of man
>Zeus creating man sort of puts a wrench in the old god/new god timeline/relation
>Zeus creating man also fucks with the possibility of The Presence ever appearing, whos basically the judeo-christian God and the boss of The Specter/Phantom Stranger
Does anyone over at WB fucking read? Not even a fucking wiki?

>>90064156
I think the line of logic there runs, "Zeus is the top god of the Greek pantheon, right? Let's make him THE God!"

I mean you can sort of see them thinking that.

>>90064193
Fucking hell, we're in for more forced religious imagery arent we?

>>90056401
TL;DR Steve confirmed best boy

>>90062620
Mate, she can barely speak English.

>>90064132
Snyder.

>>90064128
>>90064156
>Does anyone over at WB fucking read? Not even a fucking wiki?

>"SAVE MARTHA"
"WHY'D YOU SAY THAT NAME?"

Apparently, Yes.

>>90056401
>Ares kicks off WWI

Okay, acceptable.

>Zeus is Diana's father
Less okay.

>Etta Candy dies to set grim dark tone
NOT FUCKING OKAY.

Whaaat a disaster.

>>90064234
Was it here or in the other thread where we were talking about Wonder Woman apparently being Jesus?

>>90064642
>>Etta Candy dies to set grim dark tone
>NOT FUCKING OKAY.

They killed "Jimmy". Nothing is sacred anymore.

IF they want to win back some of the fun, open Man of Steel 2 with a shocked Jimmy talking to Perry White.

"You KILLED me?!"
"Not YOU you, Jimmy, but we needed your identity for an undercover operation."
"But they declared me legally DEAD!"
"So get legal to sort it out."

>>90063982
>BTW What Space God created the Kryptonians?

Rhao.

In an agreement with the first Despair of the Endless in a meeting of Stars.

Part of the problem with this movie is that its forced to abide to the current DCEU canon. It should have been set in modern day, and they shouldnt have used Ares as the first villain. In fact, it should have been Circe or at the very least, teased to be Circe. I feel like you could do a WW origin movie with both Cheetah and Giganta and have Circe be responsible for their curses since shes known for doing crazy animal magic

>>90063117
>Ok for real, is ANYONE actually going to pay money for this?

My straight white male friends are all planning to pay to see this day one. They love the DCEU more then the MCU. As far as they're concerned, every DCEU movie has been a 9/10. Also Gadot, Momoa, ect are all top tier actors that can do no wrong.

My gay friends, female friends heck even my parents are all going to see Captain Underpants instead (and I'll be joining them). We're all getting nostalgic over the books.

>>90065062
Why are you friends with /tv/?

>>90063982
You are now aware that the best Superman movie since Reeves is Disney's Hercules.

They keep getting away with this.

>>90064769
HA! That would be great and perfectly in tone with the life and times of Jimmy Olsen.

>>90065688
They need to give Supes a decent support team. Or show the audience that Metropolis IS a city that can be inspired. One scene with Dan Turpin saving civilians and directing cops during the big battle set piece. Maggie Sawyer taking on Mercy hand to hand. Jimmy stealing Lex's battle suit to use for exciting rescues in crumbling buildings. All while Superman takes care of the larger battle above them.

They have ALL the pieces for something special. They just refuse to use them.

so who's getting killed in Batman's movie, Alfred or Gordon?

>>90066202
Harvey Bullock and Renee Montoya

>>90066289
Harvey. Renee is a lesbo. They can use her.

>>90060746
Would it actually be good unlike Peggy Carter? That was such a waste of time.

>Zeus creates the Amazons to spread peace, Ares gets double butthurt and enslaves them. Zeus frees them and creates Themyscira, but is then murdered by Ares.

>Amazons are the creation and prize of male Gods.

B R A V O

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>>90056401

>zeus creates humanity

but he didnt in the comics, why is this a thing in the shit movies?

>>90066437
Please take your /tv/ meme, go back there and stay there. You forum sliders shit the place up too much.

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>email life story
Fuckin christ. What is it with the DCEU and emails?

>>90066479

I'm not from /tv/. If you're implying the BRAVO meme hasn't been used in /co/ for a while, you haven't been here long enough.

>>90056419

>Superman's death has shown her people are capable of being good

What makes that so special? I could think of a billion selfless individuals who devoted their entire lives to helping people.

Did she just never even try to do research?

>>90066454
Because WB is literally fucking retarded. I swear to god its a writers room with people given second hand wiki cliffnotes. And apparently they dont know jack shit about Greek mythology either. Furthermore, does DCEU just not give a shit about Hera now?
>>90066483
I want an edit where Bruce replies to the email saying "I aint reading all that"

>>90066483
The executives are spending their whole lives emailing each other. It's all they know.

>>90066579

not only that, but isnt there a shitty lucifer tv show based on the vertigo/DC lucifer, so it shits on that too by proxy (itll be awful anyway but thats not the point)

they couldve literally just gone super generic had ares overthrow zeus and attack themyscira and try and take it for himself and it would be 10x better than this fucking trash

>>90066576
Yeah like, I dont know, A WORLD WAR 2 VETERAN.
>WW2 in the early years
>Diana is currently in Allied territory rolling her eyes at mortals
>Meets a man going to ship out
>Has a brief conversation with him
>"So you're going out there? Is it because you hate the enemy or you want a medal"
>"No, its more about them"
>Hugs family before leaving
>Diana proceeds to remain a cunt for a century

film will probably be quite good, probably not as nice looking as Snyders work but hey. Aries looks pretty killer, though i'm not sure about the goat helmet.

Dont know why some people are actually believing the story posts though, and i really dont get why people are upset that Dr. Poison is a woman, despite her always having been one, but hey.

>>90066483
>At the end of the movie, Bruce sends an e-mail reply
>"Jesus Diana, I didn't need your life story. I just asked if you were in."

Wasn't Themyscira a haven created by female Gods?

Why is it the centerpiece of a pissing match between Zeus and Ares?

>>90066692
>Dont know why some people are actually believing the story posts though
It is 100% fact that Zeus created mankind in Snyderverse. We know that for a month or two by now.

>>90066655
>"The Jews are being gassed en masse!"
>"Your problem, mortal!"

>>90058750
I totally going to post that same thing.

>>90064769
I'd have no problem with this. Yes, it would be a tremendously petty, unprofessional middle finger to Snyder, but I honestly think he's earned that and then some at this point.

>Justice League 2 opens with Darkseid destroying the Earth
>Superman shows up in red briefs, explains to Batman (who had just re-captured the Joker, played by William DeFoe) that Earth 2 is gone
>They summon the REAL Justice League to defend their world from this inter-dimensional threat

>>90067001
you are so fucking autistic holy shit

>>90066655
Really, this whole "Wondie was sad so she sat on her island feeling sorry for herself while the Holocaust happened" thing grinds my gears.

You know what'd be cool? If she was like, thrown into Tartarus for half a century or something. Or there's a war happening on Themiscyra that she needs to attend to. Or she gets turned to stone, something.

Something that KEEPS her from helping in Man's World all this time. And then we get an interesting dynamic of her coming off as sometimes patronizing, thinking that she needs to protect humanity from themselves.

>We stopped Hitler and avoided nuclear war SEVERAL times
>"Well I could have stopped him faster."

So she becomes a flawed, nuanced character who compliments the rest of the trinity, instead of Battfleck's lady sidekick.

So, is it creative team that can't work with Wonder woman this time, or is it Wonder Woman that is hard for creative team?

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>>90067038
Hurry off to bed, Zack. If you keep your wife waiting, she might not get you any more work!

>>90056401
as much as I want to call bullshit, an awkward, computer-based framing device is already established as her whole deal

Half Life 3 confirmed

>>90067123
Little from column A, little from column B. Problem is Wonder Woman material has been widely inconsistent (which is both freeing and horrifying for a writer) in comics and the writing staff has to work with whats already established in the DCEU canon. So blame Snyder for introducing the fact that Wondy has been sitting on her ass for decades yet had no idea how to explain it so he lumped it on others to figure it out for him.

I choose to believe she just took to helping people in secret as I read in a leak a few months back.

>>90066641
This
>>90066579
That edit should have the entire script besides the present scenes.

>>90067242
Maybe he's just too damn smart for us and is prepping something genius for his magnum opus Justice League?

>>90066576
>What makes that so special? I
He's Jesus

>>90067156
i know people dont like to be told they have shit ideas, but acting like a kid doesn't make them any less shit.

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>>90067691

>>90067123
Both.
Wonder Woman was already a moving target that's next to impossible to hit, but this had the anchor of needing to mesh with BvS and Justice League around its neck.

Why you people thought the "visionary" behind Suckerpunch should ever be allowed within 100 feet of the Wonder Woman IP is beyond me.

>>90067691
Is this what damage control looks like?

>>90065954
The universe is based on the vision of a hardcore objectivist.

>>90056401
>Zeus creates the Amazons to spread peace

And the Amazons couldn't have been a creation of the goddesses of the pantheon WHY?!

>>90067691
>>90067716
She's so cute when she's delusional.

>>90056401
>Zeus creates humanity
Fucking dropped, what is fucking wrong with them?

>>90067691
I remember when this happened and everyone posted it going SEE IT'S NOT SHIT SHE SAID SO. Nigga of course she's not gonna say it's shit, it's her fucking movie. Specially a year from release at the time. Not even Trank was that retarded

>>90056401
>Zeus creates the Amazons to spread peace
>Etta is killed
>The tone is fairly bleak and dark and Diana kills A LOT of people. Mostly in slow-mo.
>She's the actual daughter of Zeus rather than being a clay statue brought to life by him as her mother had told her.
>Steve then shoots the fuel tank thus blowing himself up to destroy the gas.
>She decides humans are dicks regardless of Ares and just sorta' quits.
>Superman's death has shown her people are capable of being good

Azzarello was a mistake...

>>90068262
Dont pin this shit on Azzarello. The only thing hes guilty of is the Zeus daddy retcon, the rest is on WB

Some corrections

>Etta doesn't die. But she's pretty pointless
>The gas just kills people, it doesn't make them go berserk
>The movie actually doesn't say why Diana lost faith in humanity. She just does

Otherwise it's legit.

>>90067242
>Snyder for introducing the fact that Wondy has been sitting on her ass for decades yet had no idea how to explain it
So Superman be the first Hero.
>>90058247
>Thor movies
>Loki is best Character

>>90064769
People really care for Etta Candy? Come on, Jimmy at least had fans and a bigger history. That is like crying over pieface getting killed.
>>90065600
>You are now aware that the best Superman movie since Reeves is Disney's Hercules.
>They keep getting away with this.
Is'nt that the movie where they were even more fast in loose with mythology?

>>90068412
>People really care for Etta Candy?

Etta's more vital to WW's mythos and design than you think...

>>90068412
Etta Candy is literally WW's Jimmy Olsen.

>>90067691
>>90067716
Aww, she's trying!

>>90068337
>She just does
Thats even worse and hilarious if true

>>90068337
>>90068646
>She just does
Buy the DLC to find out!

>>90068412
>So Superman be the first Hero.
But he wasn't. Chronologically Batman is still active prior to the events of Man of Steel.

Which is part of why I can't figure out why he gets triggered so hard by Zod's invasion. Wasn't he around when Zod hijacked the airwaves and said "I'm gonna destroy the planet unless my demands are met"?
Where was his "I gotta suit up and do shit" spirit then?

>>90060704
>MoS trash
>BvS worse than trash
How to spot a pleb.

>>90068262
>Azzarello was a mistake...

Amen brother

>>90068671
>Where was his "I gotta suit up and do shit" spirit then?
He was probably down in the basement crying or something.

>>90068262
Retard

>>90068412
>That is like crying over pieface getting killed.

casual pls leave

>>90067281
That wasn't a leak, it was headcanon to cope with the fact she's a shitty human bean

>>90068714
>literally not muh
Just write it off as elseworlds and move on

>>90068412
>Come on, Jimmy at least had fans and a bigger history
Funny because when people complain about Jimmy being killed off the response we get is "Nobody cares about Jimmy!"

They'll probably kill Mera in Justice League and you guys will sing that tune then too.

>>90065062
>> Nostalgic over Captain Underpants
Your friends have terrible taste.

>>90068825
Oh, I've already have...

The problem's that WB still thinks it's the OT way to go about doing her

>>90058157
There's no way he would still be alive. If you were in World War 1, you'd have to be at least 17 just to trick your way into it, plus 100 years. Nigga would be 120 years old in present day, and if NotSteve made it 120 years then he needs another movie.

>>90068825
Like DC editorial has?

>>90068834
>Funny because when people complain about Jimmy being killed off the response we get is "Nobody cares about Jimmy!"
No one cared about Jimmy himself, we care about Clark Kent and his humanity. Losing Jimmy is a symptom and not the problem we have. The problem is a lack of Clark Kent, a lack of The Daily Planet, and a lack of anything that justifies Superman ever leaving his house after he resurrects.

>>90068977
Oh boy, I wonder who Diana will end up dating in the present!

>>90068262
>Azzarello was a mistake...
Maybe it's not too late for based Rucka to swoop in and save the movie?

>>90068671
>But he wasn't. Chronologically Batman is still active prior to the events of Man of Steel.
And Chronologically after the retcon, the Earth's designated defenders were the Amazons and the Atlantians. Neither had yet the excuse for where they fuck they fucked off to. The problem is that after the re-writes, Superman is not just not the first Hero, he is frankly so late that he is almost as new as Flash.

>>90069012
Steve's identical great-grandson, Steve.

>>90068337
Source?

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>>90065062
If WW opens #3 behind Pirates 5's second weekend and Underpants, /co/ will be buried in an avalanche of salt.

>>90069039
>Rucka
>any better
No

>>90068576
Hence she has to die for Pathos.

>>90069039
Rucka's return to Wonder Woman has been as bad as Claremont's return to X-Men.

>>90069085
oooo, that bad?

>>90069061
Leaks are emerging from twitter and reddit. Etta dying and murder gas were misinformation/misrememberance.

>>90069070
Why? Not like anyone cares about this movie.

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>>90069099
It would be the second to last nail in the Director's Cut Edition Universe, for one thing.
If it does bad enough, they won't even film on Aquaman. Which would be a win for actual fans of Aquaman.

>>90069070
>MoS, BvS, SS and now WW have poisoned the well so much that even JL opens behind Thor 3's third week

>>90069140
>It becomes the most expensive Direct-to-Video release of all time.

>>90069124
Aquaman is coming, anon. There's no stopping that tsunami.

>>90069053
Some reason I feel his great grandson should be in all caps. STEVE.

And I bet he's nowhere as awesome as the Blazkowicz family tree.

>>90069051
Which showcases yet another problem with the DCEU. For Superman to "change everything" all these other vigilantes and superpowered factions need to fuck off and let Zod rape the planet.

And then we're supposed to think these assholes are heroes when they show up a day late and a dollar short.

>>90056419
>>Over time other wars happen and she decides humans are dicks regardless of Ares and just sorta' quits.


This is kind of hilarious. 20th century history rendered this movie already totally pointless with its theme.

They could have set it at world war 2 and it would have worked better.

>>Chris Pine as Steve Trevor is the best character in the movie and overshadows Wonder Woman hard at times.


I'd believe this.

>>90068834
>Funny because when people complain about Jimmy being killed off the response we get is "Nobody cares about Jimmy!"

I love it! People care enough to complain and he says nobody cares. No wonder DC is in over their heads.

>>90069155
Really? Because the tide seems to be rolling out on Ben Affleck's Batman starring Ben Affleck and Written and Directed by Ben Affleck, hey where is Ben Affleck going?

Compared to Batman, the savage sea adventures of "that guy you didn't care for as Conan" seems a pretty uncertain bet.

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>>90056401
>Basically, Zeus creates humanity
I've heard this several times about this movie, and it's still dumb. It will never NOT be dumb.

>>90069193
The difference being that while The Batman and Flash have been suffering from various problems, none have been reported for Aquaman.

>>90069053
His Nephew who was named after him. Army Capt. Rogers.

>>90069162
>And then we're supposed to think these assholes are heroes when they show up a day late and a dollar short.

No one showed up for the day(s) long destruction in Suicide Squad, hilarious when they show Flash stopping a minor heist and Batman just showing up to serve a warrant on Deadshot.

>>90069155
I want a Aquaman movie anon, just not THAT sorry excuse for Arthur

>>90069214
Well, it did get a page one rewrite during the FUN FUN FUN overhaul, but otherwise seems to be going without a hitch.

>>90069233
W-well the heroes were busy.
>>90069249
B-but he's so badass, he's got tattoos and he drinks and he looks like a hobo!

>>90069214
>none have been reported for Aquaman.
Was delayed from a July release to October.
I would say that was ostensibly to see if WW/JL was a dumpster fire before committing resources to Waterworld 2.

>>90069270
>Waterworld 2
Now this deserves to get made.

>>90069263
>seems to be going without a hitch.
No work on it whatsoever has been done.
At this point they've just attached names to it.

>>90069270
I am curious in a very morbid way about just what will happen with Justice League.

The few leaks and snippets and secondhand sources we've heard from paint it as being terrifically awful.

>>90069304
Well that's promising.

>>90069099
>Why? Not like anyone cares about this movie.

dceufags still care. They'll find a reason to blame Disney for it under-performing instead of blaming WB.

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>>90064064
>It's either this or Batman goes to jail and gets raped.

Wrong person getting raped!

>>90069332
There are no DCEUfags, they're just trolls.
Or so I tell myself to help me sleep at night.

>>90069330
In the sense that no one has outright quit, but only in that sense.
That said, it hasn't cast the most in-demand talent in Hollywood, if you know what I mean.

>>90069267
>B-but he's so badass, he's got tattoos and he drinks and he looks like a hobo!
as oppose to?
>blond guy in orange
>Blond guy with a hook
>Blond guy with a water hand

Other then needing more orange there's nothing wrong with the design.>>90069267
>W-well the heroes were busy.
So are the avengers. Just because they work together sometime doesn't mean they work all the time. Get some help with the stuttering.

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One imagines that Mamoa sits around hoping GRRM has Carl Drago's ghost appear in the next book, or that someone does enough cocaine to greenlight a Conan sequel.

He probably feels he could be another Dwayne Johnson, and he might, if he had a single shred of charisma.

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>>90069423
The Avengers DO show up when an entire city has been getting shredded by supervillains for 24 hours.
Gozer the Gozerian and the Lawnmower Man had advanced to the point of finishing the CGI superweapon and sinking the Navy, and still no fucking Flash?

>>90069301
>Waterworld 2: Airborne

Make. It. Happen.

>>90069423
You know when NONE of the heroes show up to do ANYTHING it isn't a good sign of their abilities.
>>90069485
People living in zeppelins?

The bitching on here is legandary. The dceu has been great so far with the exception of suicide squad. Do I need to remind the marvel tards of ironman 2 and thor? Lol MoS and BvS obliterate those PoS. Suicide squad ehh might as well be ironman 2. Sorry I don't look to critics to determine what a good or bad movie is. The critics actually have superman returns a pass, yuck.

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>>90069514
>The dceu has been great so far with the exception of suicide squad
It's at this point I know to stop reading.

>>90069051
>Amazons and the Atlantians.
>not my problem
Magic island full of Xenophobes
Underwater kingdom full of Xenophobes

Can't wait for the "Where was Abin Sur the whole time" if they get that far.

>>90069472
and do what? At this stage all he could do is evacuate the team, but would not know how to stop the weapon.

>>90069552
Good lazy readers don't interest me.

>>90069555
Well where was Abin Sur when Zod invaded Earth?

>>90069428
>He probably feels he could be another Dwayne Johnson, and he might, if he had a single shred of charisma.

Unfortunately I could see casuals actually making this happen.

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>>90069514
It's here that I feel the need to point out that Thor has a better AUDIENCE review score than MoS, BvS or SS.

>>90069472
That's a dumb complaint to levy against the dceu. Where were the avengers again in thor 2, or where was iron man in the incredible hulk besides his cameo?

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>>90069555
>At this stage all he could do is evacuate the team, but would not know how to stop the weapon.
yeah, no way the motherfucking Flash could figure out something as complex as "blow it all up with a small explosive".

>>90069612
Same place Tomar-Re was when Krypton exploded.

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>>90069640
Malekith's invasion of an ENTIRELY DIFFERENT continent lasted maybe 10 minutes as he beamed in from another dimension in an invisible ship.

Gozer and LMM tore the crap out of an entire city's police force and a chunk of the military for at least a day, right here in the USA.
And none of the Avengers move at Quicksilver speeds.

Learn to pick your battles.

>>90069657
Trying to buy stellarium to prevent Krypton's core from collapsing maybe?

>>90069616
Thor has a lower score on IMDB than MoS. Your point? But correction, I meant Thor 2. Thor is actually a pretty good flick. Thor 2 is the polar opposite.

Lawnmower Man's ultimate attack was slowly kicking people/benches.
Gozer's Final Form was X-Men's Nightcrawler (teleporting with shitty swords).

I like to think that Flash could have taken them.

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>>90069766
>IMDB
Do you get your Vidya gaem reviews from Gameinformer too?

>>90069777
Flash would've slipped on a banana peel and yelled for Bruce to help him.

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>>90069766
Thor 2 has a higher audience score than Thor.

>>90069825
How come they don't do these poses in the movie?

>>90069690
Lol learn to pick my battles? You have no idea what barry was doing at that time. You just make terrible arguments. Where was iron man again when hulk was raging? In fact, why do the avengers keep a murder machine wanted by the us military on their team anyway? It's called suspension of disbelief.

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>Bruce sees the e-mail
>"what is this bullshit? I just asked a yes or no question"

>>90069859
Because you'd bitch about too much fun?
Probably that.

>>90069883
But I LIKE fun. It's why I watch MCU movies instead of DCEU movies.

Aren't we supposed to be talking about Batfleck quitting the dumpster fire that is Batman this weekend? Did the interns get some message that I didn't get. If there's a bonus for slamming Wonder Woman this weekend, I better get my two bits or I'm going to tell on you all. I mean it.

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>>90069866
>iron man again when hulk was raging?
In Veronica?
He also built weapons for Ross to take down the Hulk.
I feel he understood that the Hulk would ordinarily just kill him, early on he was getting fucked up by conventional weapons.
Hulk laughs at conventional weapons.

>>90069866
Guy had a valid point, try harder faggot

>>90069825
And Thor 2 got the same score as MoS on IMDB, which got a higher score than Thor. Does it change the fact that Thor 2 is crappu, nope. Jane and her retarded friends ruined the movie.

>>90069777

>Enchantress was so lame six assholes with guns, boomerangs and a sword could take her down

>her brother could be taken out with a C4 block the size of a briefcase

Waller could have taken both of them out with a couple Sidewinders, those chumps weren't a threat to anyone.

>>90069873

>It's just that bit from Pootie Tang about the movie clip but with e-mails.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89lwQxQm5co

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0mHVE8ebqA

>>90068262
>>90068714
>>90068940
Please tell me what all that other shit has to do with Azzarello, mongoloids

The whole shitty plot with Ares' gas is Rucka's Year One, by the way

>>90069935
Thhe only point he made must have ended up in your mouth fag.

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>>90069866
>You have no idea what barry was doing at that time.
They showed him stopping nigh-harmless asshats like Captain Boomerang, so let's assume that.
You want to argue that THE FLASH couldn't make time to save an entire city?
They had Batman on Speed-dial at the government, so what is with that?
Surely he could fly Diana to the scene in the time Waller spent recruiting and equipping the Skwad and flying them out there in a regular heli?

It's one thing to ignore Batman's team's existence. It's another to do it in a movie where you explicitly place it after the team has begun forming, AND reintroducing said team.

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>>90069973
>IMDB
It would be advisable to not cite IMDB around here.

>>90069932
Veronica? I'm talking about the incredible hulk, not AoU.

>>90056560
And nothing of value was lost. That's like killing Jimmy Olsen's great, great cousin a hundred or so years before Superman is alive.

>>90060540
This version of Ares is enough of a middle finger to Azzarello as it is.

>>90069555
>Magic island full of Xenophobes
>Underwater kingdom full of Xenophobes
The problem is Snyder specifically gave these two the duty of defending Earth. They are not just a bunch of crazy people, they ARE suppose to be guardians. The fact that they haven't done their job is another matter.

Now obviously that is shit writing, but Snyder wrote it and it is canon now.

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>>90069873
At first I got amused at the idea of Diana doing pic related but then I remembered they had her "hacking" into shit in BvS and now I'm just sad again because that movie was so disappointing.

>>90070066
I bet he was sitting back because Fury wanted Banner to get away from Ross.

>>90070081
And everyone else, including the greeks

>>90070066
Doing Iron Man 2 stuff.
Incredible Hulk takes place during Iron Man 2 so he's already suffering from palladium poisoning and dealing with Vanko and shit.

And his presence is still felt, because the weapons that Ross uses against Hulk are Starktech sonic cannons.

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>>90070066
Yes, the movie where Ross uses the Stark sonic weapons to fail to stop the Hulk.
The Iron Man armor gets mangled by bare-handed Thor. The repulsors are pathetic against Hulk. This is before his development of the deadly one-off laser.

Maybe he didn't want to be killed by the Hulk?
Or was somewhat sympathetic to Banner, as was explicitly presented in the Avengers, hence the non-lethal sonics?

I know you think you FINALLY have a semi-decent argument here, but sadly you do not.

>>90070109
>And everyone else, including the greeks
Not to mention that Snyder missed the opportunity to have the DC Abraham God in the canon properly. Chances are Snyder has no idea that The Presence was ever a thing.

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>>90070143
>>90070143
>Chances are Snyder has no idea that The Presence was ever a thing.
It's going to be his walk-on role, Anon.

>>90070130
But that doesn't make any sense. At the end of TIH Tony shows up to tell Ross about the Avengers. During IM2 he makes it clear to Fury he's not interested.

>Azzarello/New 52 will be blamed for everything wrong with the movie even though the ONLY link is the dad Zeus thing that sounds like the least of their problems

Wew, I didn't think it would happen so soon.
Makes me sad desu

>>90070191
Fury asked him to be the behind-the-scenes-guy, he was only interested in being an active team member.
You've not seen IM2 in a while I take it?

That was Stark and Fury's disagreement.

>>90070033
>>90070033
Dumb argument. First, Waller had no idea about batman forming a team. Second, the team she gathered were because they were either A) highly skilled, B) encountered metas and have some skill or c) are metas. Yes Barry stopped Boomerang but may have been involved with something else during suicide squad. You might as well be asking where were the Avengers during Winter Soldier? Surely someone like iron man or thor could have helped?