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>>90054010

I have this one picture but I can't get it to post, just going to describe it instead.

Did anyone see the movie Tron?

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>>90054482
No.

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Maggie is just running around randomly with no diaper. Like what?

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>>90054482
No

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>>90054482
No.

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Should use this more often

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>>90054010

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>>90054482
Yes. Wait, I mean no.

>>90054538
I think you're supposed to leave a diaper off for a bit sometimes.

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>>90054538
Babies do that a lot. Sometimes they figure out how to get it off and just run around without pants for a bit.

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>>90054957

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This was not a THOH episode.

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>>90055017

>>90055042
This looks like something straight out of DeviantArt.

>>90055017
>>90055042
This is what should have happened gradually over the series.

>>90055498
But not with the Deviantart-tier Maggie rockstar thing.

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>>90055017>>90055042
>Future simpsons episode
>Bart is a loser

This annoys me deeply.

>>90055548
I like Maggie becoming a rockstar.

>>90055017
>>90055042
Just had to shit on Bart

>>90055548
I'm more upset that Lisa marries Milhouse, and stays married to him. I don't mind the idea of older Lisa having a relationship with Milhouse, but them being endgame doesn't sit well with me.

>>90055637
I don't.

>>90055709
This however I approve of.

>>90055709
You're a LisaxNelson man, I take it?

>>90055809
Not really. I dunno who specifically I'd rather see her end up with, just can't imagine anybody tolerating Milhouse as a lifepartner permanently.

>Maggie marries the unibrow baby
>they have two kids and run a business selling electric heaters and electric heater-related accessories
>she has a bit of a problem with using foul language when talking to customers on the phone
>and she definitely is the boss in that marriage because the unibrow baby is a little faggot pussy

That's how it ought to be.

>>90055017
>>90055042
Well, at least they didn't try to force in another "lol marge leaves homer" into the pictures.

>>90055887
You take the one character that you can do literally anything imaginable with and you pick the most boring idea possible.

>>90055975
I think it's funny and totally out of left field.

>>90055709
Agree, I think Lisa would have a daughter with Milhouse but they are divorced (like Milhouse father before the bullshit return) because she want to work and being free and Bart having a decent job and a family .
Simply, Bart and Lisa avoid the mistakes of their fathers(Marge destroying his carrer because her love and Homer going to the easy way in the life).

>>90056136
No, here's how it works.

>Lisa goes to college
>takes up women's studies and other useless shit
>she also "experiments" in college with other girls
>she doesn't really want to do it, but is talked into it by roomies/classmates
>then she goes out on a date with Milhouse, they get drunk, and she gets knocked up exactly like what happened with Marge and Homer
>they're forced to get married
>they have four kids but are always poor and never have any money
>also Lisa is saddled with huge student loan debts
>Lisa has a secret affair with Nelson and one of their kids is actually his, but Milhouse never finds out
>Milhouse, while a loving husband/dad, is also an idiot who can never hold down a stable job
>they die in poverty

MY BOYS A BOX!

DAMN YOU!

A BOOOOOX!

Didn't Cordless pair up Maggie with Milhouse?

>>90056152
>Hung for stealing a pig
>Thrown in a bog
>Still alive
Willy's dad must be Solomon Grundy.

>>90055274
Can Homer outrun the flash?

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>>90055004
that fucking line about Augustus Gloop was gold tho

>>90055630
why? he always was going to be

that's what happens to kids who get bad grades

>>90054985
Never thought Matt would use X eyes

>>90055042
Just realized that's New York they're scuba diving in. At least it's accurate.

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>>90055032

>>90055017
>the pets are gone after the first photo
They died that fast?

>>90056396
Fuck that guy.

>>90056428
Only if there's beer

>>90056357
what about Bart?

>>90057040
So the Duffforce is better than the Speedforce?

>>90054985
NO

>>90055630
I prefer the Supreme Court Justice ending.

>>90055042
how is the relation between Bart and Lisa's daughter? I could imagine Bart being a favourite of her.

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>>90057211
>>90057094
Here's what I came up with.

>they get married
>it's not a particularly happy union--Mary is a bitch who tries to run Bart's life and she's also lousy in bed
>Bart has a bunch of affairs and he's kind of an asshole womanizer
>he eventually becomes Chief Justice of the Supreme Court many years later

>>90056988
They could just not be in the shot. Grampa's not in any of the other photos either, but they probably didn't have him frozen the very next year.

>>90056988
Planet of the Apes ending

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>>90057203
What's wrong, anon?

>>90057291
Oh Jesus no, fuck that character!

>>90057236
She probably thinks Aunt Maggie is a lot cooler. I forget if they interact much in the episode, though.

>>90057327
NOOOOOOOO

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>>90057330
I don't see how she could possibly be worse than this bitch they always pair Bart with in the future episodes.

>>90057406
NoHomers doesn't hate Jenda nearly as much as they should desu.

>>90057371
You know how Fox has a weird way of counting Simpsons episodes?

They refuse to count a couple of them, making the amount of episodes inconsistent.

The reason for this is a lost episode from season 1.

Finding details about this missing episode is difficult, no one who was working on the show at the time likes to talk about it. From what has been pieced together, the lost episode was written entirely by Matt Groening. During production of the first season, Matt started to act strangely. He was very quiet, seemed nervous and morbid. Mentioning this to anyone who was present results in them getting very angry, and forbidding you to ever mention it to Matt.

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>>90055042
>Bart isn't SCOTUS
>That fucked up Milhouse/Lisa daughter

>>90057504
This is a load of barnacles...

>>90057504
I first heard of it at an event where David Silverman was speaking. Someone in the crowd asked about the episode, and Silverman simply left the stage, ending the presentation hours early. The episode's production number was 7G06, the title was Dead Bart. The episode labeled 7G06, Moaning Lisa, was made later and given Dead Bart's production code to hide the latter's existence.

In addition to getting angry, asking anyone who was on the show about this will cause them to do everything they can to stop you from directly communicating with Matt Groening. At a fan event, I managed to follow him after he spoke to the crowd, and eventually had a chance to talk to him alone as he was leaving the building. He didn't seem upset that I had followed him, probably expected a typical encounter with an obsessive fan. When I mentioned the lost episode though, all color drained from his face and he started trembling. When I asked him if he could tell me any details, he sounded like he was on the verge of tears. He grabbed a piece of paper, wrote something on it, and handed it to me. He begged me never to mention the episode again.

I first heard of it at an event where David Silverman was speaking. Someone in the crowd asked about the episode, and Silverman simply left the stage, ending the presentation hours early. The episode's production number was 7G06, the title was Dead Bart. The episode labeled 7G06, Moaning Lisa, was made later and given Dead Bart's production code to hide the latter's existence.

>>90057517
I'm not kidding when I say we can come up with better ideas that the crap the writers pull from their butts.

>>90057554
So I says to Mabel I says

>>90057554

In addition to getting angry, asking anyone who was on the show about this will cause them to do everything they can to stop you from directly communicating with Matt Groening. At a fan event, I managed to follow him after he spoke to the crowd, and eventually had a chance to talk to him alone as he was leaving the building. He didn't seem upset that I had followed him, probably expected a typical encounter with an obsessive fan. When I mentioned the lost episode though, all color drained from his face and he started trembling. When I asked him if he could tell me any details, he sounded like he was on the verge of tears. He grabbed a piece of paper, wrote something on it, and handed it to me. He begged me never to mention the episode again.

The piece of paper had a website address on it, I would rather not say what it was, for reasons you'll see in a second. I entered the address into my browser, and I came to a site that was completely black, except for a line of yellow text, a download link. I clicked on it, and a file started downloading. Once the file was downloaded, my computer went crazy, it was the worst virus I had ever seen. System restore didn't work, the entire computer had to be rebooted. Before doing this though, I copied the file onto a CD. I tried to open it on my now empty computer, and as I suspected, there was an episode of The Simpsons on it.

>>90057579
The episode started off like any other episode, but had very poor quality animation. If you've seen the original animation for Some Enchanted Evening, it was similar, but less stable. The first act was fairly normal, but the way the characters acted was a little off. Homer seemed angrier, Marge seemed depressed, Lisa seemed anxious, Bart seemed to have genuine anger and hatred for his parents.

The episode was about the Simpsons going on a plane trip, near the end of the first act, the plane was taking off. Bart was fooling around, as you'd expect. However, as the plane was about 50 feet off the ground, Bart broke a window on the plane and was sucked out.

>>90056611
>the human rectum is elastic
wipe_this_meme_from_the_face_of_the_Earth.png

>>90057598
At the beginning of the series, Matt had an idea that the animated style of the Simpsons' world represented life, and that death turned things more realistic. This was used in this episode. The picture of Bart's corpse was barely recognizable, they took full advantage of it not having to move, and made an almost photo-realistic drawing of his dead body.

Act one ended with the shot of Bart's corpse. When act two started, Homer, Marge, and Lisa were sitting at their table, crying. The crying went on and on, it got more pained, and sounded more realistic, better acting than you would think possible. The animation started to decay even more as they cried, and you could hear murmuring in the background. The characters could barely be made out, they were stretching and blurring, they looked like deformed shadows with random bright colors thrown on them.

There were faces looking in the window, flashing in and out so you were never sure what they looked like.

This crying went on for all of act two.

>>90057634
Act three opened with a title card saying one year had passed. Homer, Marge, and Lisa were skeletally thin, and still sitting at the table. There was no sign of Maggie or the pets.

They decided to visit Bart's grave. Springfield was completely deserted, and as they walked to the cemetery the houses became more and more decrepit. They all looked abandoned. When they got to the grave, Bart's body was just lying in front of his tombstone, looking just like it did at the end of act one.

The family started crying again. Eventually they stopped, and just stared at Bart's body. The camera zoomed in on Homer's face. According to summaries, Homer tells a joke at this part, but it isn't audible in the version I saw, you can't tell what Homer is saying.

>>90057657
The view zoomed out as the episode came to a close. The tombstones in the background had the names of every Simpsons guest star on them. Some that no one had heard of in 1989, some that haven't been on the show yet. All of them had death dates on them.

For guests who died since, like Michael Jackson and George Harrison, the dates were when they would die. The credits were completely silent, and seemed handwritten. The final image was the Simpson family on their couch, like in the intros, but all drawn in hyper realistic, lifeless style of Bart's corpse.

A thought occurred to me after seeing the episode for the first time, you could try to use the tombstones to predict the death of living Simpsons guest stars, but there's something odd about most of the ones who haven't died yet.

All of their deaths are listed as the same date.

>>90055887
So, King of the Hill 2.0 Electric Bogaloo.

>>90057554
>>90057579
Woops fucked up the copypasta a little bit. Sorry bout that.

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>>90057696
>electric boogaloo
>electric

God dammit.

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>>90055274
H-hayai!

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>>90055017
And for all that, they've never shown Ling in the future episodes.

>>90057861
I don't think the writers even remember that she exists desu.

>>90057861
>>90057949
>>90057291
Neat idea. Ling needs money for college and Bart agrees to loan it to her in exchange for degrading herself as his sex slave. She doesn't want to, but needs the money.

>>90057111
Absolutely

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>>90057565

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>Lisa and Allison "experiment" when they're teenagers
>Lisa really doesn't want to, but she lacks the self-respect to say no
>eventually, years later, when she's married to Milhouse, she also has a secret lesbian affair with Allison on top of doing Nelson
>that being Lisa's quiet way of revenge for the crummy life she has to live

>>90057681
.... There's a lot more stairs than I remember

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I don't even know where this is from

>>90058307
the twitter account in the bottom right corner by the looks of it

>>90058210
>>90058010
Cool, I love humiliating sex.

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>>90054010

>>90058768
Imagine that walking into your room at night while it gurgles "Everything's coming up Milhouse".

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AW, HONEY HONEY

>>90056585
>that's what happens to kids who get bad grades
Isn't he supposed to be in like grade 4?
Just because you don't pay attention in school at 12 years old doesn't mean you're going to spend the rest of your life as a burn out.

>>90059942
doesn't mean you won't either

in his case he doesn't ever pay attention

>>90060033
>X-Men

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>>90054010

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>>90057680
This is the lamest fucking creepypasta I've ever read

>>90055630

I liked the future where he was a construction worker/demolition guy content with his life, though.

>Heh heh...they're finally paying me for this.
>*smashes side of building*

>>90057681

>itkeepshappening.gif

>>90063526
They also acknowledge that he's doing to get all of his aggression out before going to law school, implying the Supreme Court Justice end

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>>90057517
>>Bart isn't SCOTUS
>implying they even know about that

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>>90065756

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>>90054010

>>90067117
Where a French guy does it is my favorite

>>90061653
It's a classic

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>>90055017
>implying private schools are always better than public
>Disconnected liberals could never be so wrong.

>>90055042
>rigel 7
>allies
[[[allies]]]

>>90068186
Hey, as long as they keep sending us spice, I don't care what they think we are.

>>90057949
they mentioned her last week

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Where do people get these edits?

>>90068393
Isn't it just flaming lean?

>>90055017
>Lisa in a lesbian threesome
oh my

>>90068102
I think they were only implying that Lisa would have been accepted to a private school. She doesn't seem to have done much with it after graduating.

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>>90068547
>she still hasn't gone in a ftm tranny phase where she wears a dildo and calls herself lester

>>90068631
Nah, a dildo is only for wearing while having sex. Otherwise they just stuff with a packer.

>>90055630
Because you're projecting?

>>90054538
>American Elf.png

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>each season is 22 episodes
>make 1 itchy and scratchy episode
>make 1 experimental episode ala Behind the Laughter or Spinoff Showcase
>make 1 halloween episode
>make 1 musical episode
>make 8 episodes about the townsfolk
>make 10 episodes about the family

IS THAT SO FUCKING HARD, AL JEAN?

>>90054482
no

>>90059942
>>90060649

It could go both ways, honestly. Look at Nelson. He's repeating a year but it's clear that he's pretty knowledgeable in a lot of things and way more mature than he seems at first but keeps up his bully image purposely.

The big difference between him and Bart is that he has clear goals and interest and is actually able to focus his attention on them long enough to keep pursuing them

>>90059942
>grade 4
>12 years old

>>90054492
ENDUT! HOCH HECH!

>>90057861
Do not post that baby. You'll summon him.

>>90058923
what's gurgling...?

The bird or the milhouse thing?

>>90057681
>wolf of wallstreet.gif

>>90068752
You are our only true ally.

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>>90055017
>>90068547
>the lesbianism is only a phase

>>90056585
>why? he always was going to be
>that's what happens to kids who get bad grades
CHIEF JUSTICE OF THE SUPREME COURT, ANON

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>>90072447
this
>and then she ends up with Dumphouse afterwards

>>90055042
>maggie
>voice of a generation
hue

>>90072447
it is true tho

>>90057565
I need a mouth hole, and several other holes.

>>90057681
I warned you about stairs Bort!

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>>90072589

>>90068348
>Is this an enemy [stand]?!
>my [picture in a frame] has no weakness

>>90068547
The Fear got you covered my man

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>>90054010

>>90056585
>in a world where homer works at a power plant and went to space
>IT'S REALISTIC BART GETS CASTRATED AND LIVES OUT OF GARBAGE
fuck off, retard

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>>90055017
At least he keeps his hair.
BTW: Why the hell are all three of the Simpson children blonde? I'd say Homer's been getting cucked all these years, but how many other characters in the Simpson universe have hair the exact same shade of yellow as their skin?

>>90057565
>Does my swimsuit really have to be that revealing?

>>90072819
saints_row_IV.gif

>>90071017
I don't get it.

>>90068823
no, because bart is matt groening