Toonami General #1

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>Toonami will never air Esdeath ga Kill

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>Toonami will never air steven universe

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>toonami will never air Secret Millionaires Club

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>Toonami might air Propane Tank Super
>Toonami might air Propane Tank Z Kai
>Toonami might air Hank Hill's Regular Workday
>Toonami might air Propandum Unicorn RE: C3H8
>Toonami might air Propane X Propane
>Toonami might air Hankruto: Proppuden
>Toonami might air One Grill
>Toonami might air Flame in the Tank: Grill Alone Complex

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>Toonami will never air Martha Speaks

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>>90032588
>Adult Swim is airing DragonBone Super
>Toonami is also airing DragonBone Super
>Toonami is airing DragonBone Z Kai: The Final Verses
>Toonami is airing BrookBrook's Bizarre Boneventure: Brittle Tendency (Not enough Viatmin C)
>Toonami is airing Mobile Skeleton Gundam: Labooncorn
>Toonami is airing Boner x Boner
>Toonami is airing Naruto is boning the block
>Toonami is airing One Piece Bone
>Toonami is airing Bone in the Skull: Dance Alone Complex

G...GATHER UP ALL OF THE C...CREW IT'S TIME TO S...SHIP OUT B...BINKS' B...BREW

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Time For Toonami.

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>Toonami will never air Pimp Arcanon

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Such a cute mother fucker I wanna give him a hug.

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>autist bump ratings thread all week
>almost make it full circle
>forget about it about 6 hours before now

>>90032605
FUCK OFF CLIFFORD MR PICKLES

>>90032627
>>90032610
>it's a try to force drama with shoehorned character episode

>>90032610
>>90032627
Why did Funi make up this imaginary non-canon whale character? Is it anime only? What happened to the iceberg?

>>90032650
but he's not the shoehorn character, we'll meet him in a couple of weeks

>>90032650
He's a skeleton character anon, so he'd be boned in

>3 weeks till Jack

Anyone notice how hard AS is pushing it? I'm seeing ads for it all over the place. No reason it shouldn't do good with all this exposure

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The best time of the week has finally arrived! I feel well-rested and ready for Toonami!

>>90032610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htF1kxwdez4
The feels

>>90032703
Your more of a Disappointment to Your Parnets

>>90032688
Only thing boned in was your mom last night

THE NIGHT BEGINS TO SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE

>>90032725
You must be desperate then

>>90032761
We all are if we are still watching Toonami

>>90032674
I know you're baiting me... but shut the fuck up forever.

>Vegeta has trunks Perfect Super Saipan two form

Does that mean he was going to go SSJB had Beerus not knocked him out? He almost got the fight he wanted.

Well, I guess it's time to start making Samurai Jack (final season) rules. Here's what I got:
Take a shot when
-A character from the show returns
-Jack strips down
-Blood/oil geysers happen
-Chug when the show ends

>>90032810
Oh yeah, here's the link to the G Gen Overworld translation patch, which I've been working on for the last 2.5 years:
http://gbatemp.net/threads/sd-gundam-g-generation-overworld-english-translation.369219/

Member when Vegeta was whipped?

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>>90032793
Beerus would have gotten his ass kicked

>>90032650
>forced drama

Says (you).

>>90032810
I don't even know, how do you make rules for something no one has ever seen? What you have seems like all we could do

>killing buu because he wouldn't share pudding
god I love this guy

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>Watching the 8:00 Super because I want to watch Fajita freak out now
What's wrong with me

I was a Video Games Live last weekend. What I miss?

>>90032810

The real question is if they'll keep the original opening or not. Also, could a Samurai Jack success lead to a Symbionic Titan Season 2?

How was everyone's week? Also, for those of us looking for something to eat, Large Pizzas at Dominos are $5.99 if you carry it out (2 topping maximum)

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>Toonami is airing Snide Super
>Toonami is airing Snide Z Kai: Final Episode
>Toonami is airing Snide's Bizarre Adventures
>Toonami is airing Snide: Unicorn
>Toonami is airing Snide X Snide
>Toonami is airing Snide: Ninja Steel
>Toonami is airing One Snide
>Toonami is airing Snide in a Shell

>>90032876
Well Buu WAS being a dick

>>90032890
Nothing, that moment was honestly pretty good in both the Movie and Super. In my opinion

>>90032810
Gee, hepatologists everywhere must love you.

>>153635072
>Step aside
>right now
Don't know why but the delivery for those lines were great

is fat Buu still stronger than Goku and Vegeta at this point?

>>90032912
Buu was completely in the right though. God or no god Beerus isn't entitled to Buu's pudding.

Can I just ask something?

Why do they keep Buu around?

Literally why?

All he does is fuck shit up

Which anime can save or is saving Toonami?

>>90032972
No.

And they're both stronger than SSJ3 Gotenk

>>90032975
Yeah but then he licked the rest of em

>>90032975

He took all of them, Anon. He couldn't have spared one?

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>I was born ready trunks

>>90032977
because buu is strong

which is relevant in this week's japanese episode

>>90032977
Last time they tried to get rid of him, he came back.

LOL DRAGON BALLS AS FOOD!

>dragon balls
>delicacy

Wasn't Dende as tall as Piccolo in the later part of DBZ?

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>>90032978
Nothing can save you.
This is hell

>Not taking pudding seriously

Ya dun fucked up Gotenks

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>>90033020
So what's his power level then if they can't get rid of him? Beerus just shot him to hell

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>>90033000
Once again it was Buu's pudding he's not required to share it.

DAILY REMINDER THAT SS2 VEGETA IS STRONGER THAN SS3 GOKU AT THIS POINT.

USING STANDARD MULTIPLIERS, SS3 IS X 200 BASE, SS2 IS x100 BASE

THAT MEANS VEGETA IS AT LEAST 4 TIMES STRONGER THAN GOKU IN BASE FORM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>downplaying the pudding

Kids need to be punished.

>bad bad bad bad bad!

Beerus delivery is great

>>90032902
The original open as in LONG AGO or the Will I Am open?

Also fucking no for the millionth time. SBT is permanently written off. Jack could pull a billion viewers a week and that still couldn't bring a show back from being written off

>>90033042
power levels aren't relevant, buu is just mostly indestructible short of complete vaporization

does Beerus really not understand he could just wait for more pudding instead of destroying the planet?

>>90032902
They've confirmed they're using the original song with a new animation. SBT S2 wouldn't have the hype of a 13-year gap of an early 2000s CN Original, but it'd be awesome. Maybe if Jack does SO well that Genndy becomes a hot commodity, [as] will go immediately to that. It'll probably be a few years though since it'll have to be between Sony movies.

>>90033082
I get the impression he doesn't have all that much going up in that head of his.

>>90033082
He's a planet destroyer

He doesn't care

>>90033082
he does, but fuck this disrespect

I wish I could have Whis as my boyfriend.

Gotta love how the food vendors are just chilling out while someone is about to blow the planet up

Ian's going full Brook here

>>90033082
Beerus is a dick deity. It wouldn't have mattered.

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>>90033082

You expect too much of Beerus when it comes to patience.

>sushi
>fork

Uncultured swine

>>90033082
>Waiting
>For Pudding

oh great now I have a gay crush on this guy

>>90033097
SBT is written off, it's never coming back

Lol Whis and sushi.

>>90033123
>>90033124

Well to be fair give him some delicious food and he'd instantly forget about blowing your planet up

this is honestly the first time i've actually seen sushi in an anime

>>90032793
>Goku gets Super Saipan God handed to him on a plater
>Vegeta earns his

Despite the shit vegeta gets, he works harder than goku

>>90033165
It's not that easy since the dude is picky

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>>90033165

If it's good enough to really tickle his tastebuds.

If it's just something he likes, he'll still want to kaboom shit because.

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>>90033148
>SBT is written off
Is that the same tax write off thing they did with Megas XLR?

>>90033176
I remember first seeing sushi in an episode of Nick's version of Doug.

>>90033185
True its just lucky that Earth seems to be literally god tier in terms of having delicious things to keep Beerus happy

>>90033191
Yup.

IIRC, Swat Kats got the same thing.

>>90033148

It can, just not on CN. If a new season does ever get to happen, it'll have to be either be done on something like Netflix, or streamed online.

>>90033190
Well we got ramen so we should be safe

>>90033050
FUCKING ACKNOWLEDGE ME

>>90033209
It's not even that.

We're just apparently the best cooks in the multiverse, since even instant ramen is better than some kind of amazing egg that champa brings to his contest with beerus

too much of DBS is DUDE FOOD LOL
actually, too much of anime is that

>>90033209

probably because it's the only planet that's been able to advance. Half of the others are either stuck in a backwards age, choose to live like fucking hippies.

God only knows what the worlds Freeza controlled are like. That'd be a fun arc; showing off Freeza's empire of planets.

>Draw a girl
>Call it a boy
St-stupid sexy Whis
>>90033113
They've gotten used to it at this point
Their whole life is just waiting for Hercule to save the day. No point in fretting.

>>90033182
To be honest Vegeta seems to be more of the hero in Super compared to Goku

>>90032907
>10 minutes late

Step it up, if you want to shitpost with the best of them

>>90033257
It is quite a funny thing to see so many characters in mutliple shows just go nuts with eating (naruto, one piece, dragonball, etc) which most japanese aren't even remotely fat (except for sumos) and don't eat like that.

so where the fuck was Beerus when Majin Buu was wasting the entire galaxy including the Supreme Kais?

>>90033191
Yes. Pretty much every CN action cartoon post Teen Titans was written off. Jack barely missed that cut, which is good for us

>>90032892
>DBS: Beerus arrived at Bulma's party, which went well until Buu ate his pudding

>DBZK: Gohan taught Goten and Videl how to fly

>JoJo: Lisa-Lisa taught Joseph to control his Hamon by making him climb an oily pole

>Gundam: Err...

>HXH: Gon and Kilua head off for York New to get a video game. Also Ging is that one dad who ran out on his kid and never looked back.

Somebody else will need to tell you what happens on the shows after that.

>>90033290
Sleeping.

>>90033290

Sleeping

>>90033290
Sleeping

>>90033290
Sleeping

>>90033290
Sleeping

NOOOOOO YOU THINK SO DENDE?

>>90033245
No one cares about the Prince of Jobbers, faggot.

>>90033289
They restrain themselves in life, so anime reflects their wildest fantasies.

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>Chi-chi of all people criticizing someone for not fighting in order to protect their child.

Chi-chi does complain a lot but I swear to god Super just tries to find excuses for her to bitch about.

I still love her though.

>>90033290
Sleeping

>Jobber gohan already

Kek

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>>90033313
is that canon or just speculation

>>90033269
That's because they've made Goku go full retard. It's not hard to make Vegeta seem more heroic when he at least KNOWS that there can be negative consequences to his actions, while Goku is an oblivious idiot.

>Gohan
>jobbing

It has begun

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Meanwhile in the latest episode preview of Super...

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>>90033297
Now that's hivemind

>>90033328
Canon, he's been sleeping for decades up until the past couple of days in universe.

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Fucking hell, Gohan.

Why not just take the cooks with you?

>>90033267
He has a sister, though

Wow. The sheer amount of Jobbing Gohan just did.

Part can't help but love the amount of fear Vegeta is showing.

>>90033343
>Canon, he's been sleeping for decades up until the past couple of days in universe.
But Majin Buu terrorized the galaxy millions of years before

I take it the chef has no idea what's going on right now

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this fucking locust outside my window wont shut the fuck up

This whole episode,no, ARC, reads like fanfiction

DUDE ITS THE SUPER ULTRA MEGA POWERFUL GOD THAT LITERALLY NOBODY CAN KILL HE IS STRONGER THAN ALL THE CAST AND BLOWS UP THE PLANETS WITH A SNAP OF HIS FINGERS

>>90033361
He was sleeping then too, it's not hard to figure out.

>>90033348
He'd still need all his ingredients and junk. It's not like they're gonna grow earth food off planet.

>>90033370
>DUDE ITS THE SUPER ULTRA MEGA POWERFUL GOD THAT LITERALLY NOBODY CAN KILL HE IS STRONGER THAN ALL THE CAST AND BLOWS UP THE PLANETS WITH A SNAP OF HIS FINGERS
You just described literally every major villain in DBZ after the Saiyan Saga

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>>90033368
kill it

>>90033352
I saw I think he's hotter

Here it comes...

>>90033370
Wait are we talking about Frieza, Cell, Majin Buu, or Beerus right now?

>Beerus becomes afraid of vegeta when he unlocks SSJB, even going as far as begging whis not to tell vegeta he had planet vegeta blown up

I seriously hope vegeta kills him, he's a douche

>>90033322
>I still love her though.
Why?

>>90033370
You just described Freeza, Cell and Buu basically. Hell even saiyan saga Vegeta.

>>90033387
>>90033409
That's different though, this is like The Force Awakens of Dragon Ball

OH SHIT HERE WE GO

vageta was ready to die there for a moment

Aww ya dun did it now Beerus

Damn dude winding up that backhand

How many times did Vegeta do the same thing to rando alien victims

Videl was so much cooler with the badassery she shows in these early episodes she's in. She's now just a wussy housewife

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OH SHIT NIGGER WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

PIMP
HAND
STRONG

FINALLY

Rage moment of Vegeta in 3...2...

BITCC SLAP

Started talking shit, wouldn't you know
I reach back like a pimp and I slap the ho

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THAT'S MY BULMMMMA

That's you get for wearing SNEAKERS with a dress, bitch.

>>90033417
I guess but it's like a little late to complain after Cell, Buu, and GT it's just what they do.

Milking it too much.

What happened to Buu's magic transform beam

WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BULMA

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Time for Jack

Who's singing the dub of the end theme here?

>>90033470
I find the milking it work better than in the movie. It makes me know how angry he honest is.

>English ending
guess we're stuck with that shit now

>preview was the last scene
now that's some bullshit

>>90033381
>DB is schlock and he was written in as an afterthought later for a new meme character

Ftfy

Well they definitely got the pacing of DBZ right, this shit is gonna take forever.

Are they still on the fucking boat?

>>90033474
Still wouldn't have worked

if anything he'd get his ass whooped by god candy

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LOL THE THING THEY PUT IN THE PROMO FOR THIS EPISODE ONLY HAPPENED AT THE LAST FEW SECONDS ISN'T THE GREAT guess i'll watch the sub online

>>90033474
He still has it, but it really wouldn't work

DAILY FUCKING REMINDER THAT SS2 VEGETA IS STRONGER THAN SS3 GOKU AT THIS POINT. THIS MEANS BASE VEGETA IS 4 (F O U R) TIMES STRONGER THAN BASE GOKU AT THIS POINT


FUCKING REEEEEEEE

>>90033496
That is also true.

>>90033518
Just cause he got a good hit in doesn't make him stronger

>>90033494

But the movie scene worked just fine with him screaming, the music cutting for a split second before the theme plays as he charges Beerus.

>promos have been hyping up that scene all week
>it was at the end of the episode
For FUCK's sake, that's One Piece tier.

>>90033417
You just now realized this
>and then and then Goku gets BLUE hair to get stronger
>but then the EVIL BLACK Goku shows up!
>but it's ok because now Goku has PINK hair and is even stronger!

DB is garbage

>>90033527
Didn't Roshi say that he was giving off more power that SSJ3 Goku

of course this is MAXIMUM MAD Vegeta

considering how powerfull he is, that was nothing but a faint tap.

he could of turned her into paste but he didnt.

>>90033495
Is this your first cliffhanger, anon?

>>90033527

Except in this moment, he was.

Goku than sped on by with the boost from becoming a God for a few minutes.

I cant really see how Vegeta can beat Beerus

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>>90033498
Still faster than Namek.

>>90033436
Yeah, it's REALLY cringeworthy how bad she got waifu'd. I haven't a case this bad since Soma Peires.

>>90033497
I shouldn't say this but, the padding goes out even further because IIRC the unused Rock Paper Sisscors battle that I think was supposed to be in the movie is in Super some time after Vegeta's fight but before Goku goes God.

>>90033294
>>90033294
>Shippuden: Filler Bullshit 3 featuring Kari Wahlgren and Dean Venture

>One Piece: Brook's Backstory: The Not-so-Tragic Half

>GITS:SAC: the one with the runaway tank with the designer's brain inside it

>>90033518
Is this your first anger induced attack, anon?

protip: sayians are stronger when mad for a short time

>>90033546
ROSHI AND BEERUS REEEEEEEEEE VEGETA IS 4 TIMES STRONGER THAN GOKU AT BASE

>>90033559
He can't

>>90033550
You don't use the cliffhanger for a promo

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>>90033559
Super Saiyan Rage is stronger than god or even blue

>>90033529
Yes both are fine

>>90033572
FUCKING REEE POWER LEVELS ARENT BULLSHIT

>>90033549

Beerus apparently likes to be theatrical with his planetary destruction. Probably where Freeza got the whole thrill from, though he enjoyed it way too much compared to Beerus who treats it more like a bothersome necessity.

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Time for Samurai Jack!

GOTTA GET BACK
BACK TO THE PAST
SAMURAI JACK

>TVY7
>ADULT swim

What the FUCK

>>90033436
Ryona will do that to you. Spopo mindbroke her. It was the most fappable episode though

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>>90033570
>>GITS:SAC: the one with the runaway tank with the designer's brain inside it

And the Major's Ass. Can't forget that.

>>90033518
Or maybe SS3 just isn't as hot shir as everyone in the Buu saga thought it was. I mean with SS God and SS Blue, SS3 is kinda just a defunct offshoot form. Like Trunk's big buff SS form.

WACHA

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I usually don't watch this early, but since when did they start airing Samurai jack?

>>90033594
sounds like that special eyes stuff from naruto.

REMINDER:

watch episode but imagine Aku in Ikra's place

>>90033618
They're rerunning an old CN show to build up to their new AS only sequel season.

Oh man its THIS episode

>>90033618
>Implying the people watching AS arent menchildren

>>90033642
About a month or two

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Welcome to Saudi Arabia

>>90033618
Current CN hates action and gives it death slots and zero advertising. They wouldn't even THINK of airing something as violent as Jack.

ALLAH ACKBA LOOKIN ASS

>>90033662
>implying anyone on this board, rather that watches cartoons aren't manchildren

Be honest /co/ would you fuck Ikra? Would you fuck Ikra knowing it's Aku?

>>90033590
>get people hyped all week long
>the thing you been watching to get hype is to lead into next week
you are mad because you want more, right? cant wait until next week so you sperg out and watch it ahead of time like a kid unable to wait for christmas?

fucking marketing worked like a charm on you

>>90033642
to promote Samurai Jack coming on March 11th

>>90033642
About 3 or 4 weeks now, leading up to the new season

>>90033544
Yes but it's entertaining garbage.

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It's time to go BALLS DEEP

>Muslims converted multiple alien populations
Gotta admire their moxie

With the shadows on his face, Jack almost looked like Batman.

>>90033683
How many people can say that fucked a being of pure evil?

All of this could have been avoided if Jack bought the fucking rug

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>Samurai Jack
>It's the one with female Aku

>>90033683
Yes. Sadly Yes.

>>90033704
>tfw no Genndy Batman tv series
Could be neat.

>>90033698
The Riddick movies had space Muslims

dat continuity

>>90033683
Maybe.

>>90033683
Dude I fuck Aku just for the experience of it. The pleasure sounds Mako would coo out would be like hearing God whisper in your soul.

>>90033746

I think it's great when shows have continuity.

>>90033269
>Vegeta wants to kill goku black for what he did to future bulma
>he continues to not fuck around all fight and trains extensively to whoop their ass from the start all fight
>he seemed to care about the plight of the world
>Goku did care about the death of his family and the world but never nearly as much
>Goku wanted an honest fight with frieza while Vegeta was standing there yelling at him to finish the golden fucker off
>Goku continues to show no God respect from when he 1st met Beerus to the most recent start of the tournament while Vegeta & everyone else know they should be fearful if they dont want to die by being erased

>>90033683
If she had a vagina? Absolutely.

>>90033638
REEEE THE POWER LEVEL MULTIPLIERS ARE CANNON!!

This show was absolutely made to be more violent. Im glad its getting what it deserves
OH SHIT HOT AKU

>Episode description
>Aku morphs into a woman to deceive Jack
fucking really tv guide?

With all this cool character designs, it's kinda disappointing that they're all robots

SHE SAVED HIM

JACK COULD HAVE DIED RIGHT FUCKING THERE BUT AKU SAVED HIM AND KEPT HIS GREATEST THREAT ALIVE.

>>90033782
>>90033269
Why does Super hate Goku

>>90033773
I think Aku would be a great daddy too. He would come around and take what he wants whenever he wants but would still give you things for being loyal.

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>Green woman with black and red color scheme shows up out of nowhere where Jack just happened to be
>Oracle dude says something shifty is about
>Jack isn't suspicious of this

>>90033799
>Check
>It's true
Holy shit

>>90033799
Yeah my guide in my cable has that too.

>>90033817
Manga Goku is suppose to be smarter from what i heard

>>90033799
To be fair I don't see how it wasn't blatantly obvious this was Aku back when it first aired.

>>90033814
Only to troll him in a super mindfucky way.

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IT WAS ME JACK

IT WAS ME THE WHOLE TIME

This slut is pretty hot

>>90033814
Because Aku wanted to torment the samurai for eternity.

BAWLS DEEP SAMOORAI

>>90033788
Shapeshifting. Why wouldn't she?

>>90033802
Well if they're robots, they're not people

>>90033814
>Wanting to win just like that
>Not wanting to torment your nemesis.

>>90033799
SPOILERS

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So they're not showing the episodes in order. This is Episode 11, yes? Does this mean every week will be a surprise?

>>90032595
God bless.

>>90033685
>watch it ahead of time on crunchyroll
>don't bother when it's airing on AS next week because I already watched it on their competitor
>lol get marketed goy
You what?

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>>90033413
>Chinese Princess
>Knows Kung-Fu
>Wears Chensogams
>Name basically means breasts
>Loyal
> She's got that sexy "middle aged woman who's not trying to look sexy" thing going on.
>Lipstick.
>Hick accent (In Japan)
>Bossy (would be great for femdom)
> Has Chi chis. Probably still makes milk too.

I want to protect that smile.

>>90033823
Back when I first watched it I was truly shocked that it was Aku. I must not have been a bright child.

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>>90033683

>Foooooooooooooooolish anon! You thought you were making loooove to beautiful Irka, but it was I! A-KUUUUUUUUUU, the master of masters! Now you have spilled your equally foooolish seed into me. What shall you? AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAAAAAAAA!

>>90033814
time travel in general is a threat to his reign, he needed it gone

>>90033849
I was assuming it would be episodes relevant for s5. Or maybe fan favorites.

>>90033838
>>90033846
>>90033814
>>90033864
>HAHA SAMOORAI! I HAVE MADE YOU GAY!

>>90033849
last week i think was the woolies, and the shamen guy already mentioned them

>It's a Jack fucks Aku episode.

>>90033814
Because Aku wants Jack's cock

>>90033863
same here, but I was a child so I wasn't so jaded as to suspect every little thing in tv as a sign of what's to come, I was happier then

>>90033849
I'm guessing they're showing all of the episodes needed to give plenty of context to the horrors that await Jack in Season 5.

>>90033823
This is the robot-infested future
A lot of weird people exist now
But at least she's hot

how did Jack not suspect anything when the animal got terrified of her

>>90033835
Ikra could've been the spawn of Aku or something. It was obvious there was something suspicious about her, but Aku hadn't shown transformation skills at this level.

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>>90033838
AH, MEINU!

>>90033823
Look at her? Men have lied to themselves for less.
Also he is
>>90033835
I WANTED TO BELIEVE!

Ikra would be really cute if she wasn't Aku

>>90033886
Anyone have that shot from the comic where Aku shouts, "YOU WILL ALWAYS BE ALONE SAMURAI?"

>>90033904

Very few could catch that foreshadowing.

>>90033886
Reminds me of that episode of Drawn Together where Captain Hero's arch nemesis makes him clean his balls.

>>90033852
you will be back here next week, we all say we are quitting but you are just joining the other side of the fence who already seen it but rewatch it with us anyways.

if what I said is wrong you would have left already

>b-but jack
we all know it will end up on dmotion at least 3 days before airing

>>90033837
>>90033841
>>90033846
Aku's made actual attempts on Jack's life before and after this. He went well out of his way for this mindfuck.

>>90033853
Those are all good points but her nagging would be too much for me.

>>90033904
Animals are terrified of me. I'm not Aku I think

>>90033920
I should probably have said more suspicious ]At least the disguise from the comic was better and would have been more of a shock

>>90033849
the first time around the episodes were shown out of order and fucked around with the show's chronology

we are getting them all in the proper order for the first time

ever since the Woolies Jack has been making his way North to the old shaman as per the Woolies tipoff, there aint no instant travel in Samurai Jack

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So how many of you guys didn't know this was Aku on your first watch?

>>90033932
CURSE YOU, SCROTO!

>Trapped her father in a ring of fire
Wasn't, what looked like Jack's father trapped in a ring a fire in the S5 trailer?

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>>90033799
Kek

>>90033849
Yeah my guide says S1 E11 thought that was weird. If it's just the most important eps before showing the new eps I'm okay with this I've never seen the show before.

>>90033869
Technically it made him unopposed for millennia until Jack came back into the timeline

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>>90033838
EXTRA THICK

Are there any future episodes where Aku tries to turn Jack to his side? They could be such great buddies

>>90033683
The thing with shapeshifters is that you can fuck them in any form you want.

Granted it'd be a bit harder to bang someone knowing he's a genocidal embodiment of pure evil but I could get over it.

Do the camel's like NFL Football? HUTT HUTT HUTT!

>>90033683
Probably.

>>90033955
This IS my first watch thanks for the spoiler

>>90033956
>His name is Scroto...?
>Yeeees....
>So what no evil plot?
>Nope
>No destroying the world?
>Nu uh
>He just trick other Super Heroes into cleaning his balls?
>Not all Super Heroes...just me....just me
>....What a strange strange villain

Again?

Do you think this was the first time Aku morphed into a woman? Like every once and a while he morphed into a chick to get a good dicking? Only to morph back halfway through and mock the guy for being gay now.

>>90033841
No. He wanted to torment Jack until he died of old age assuming he didn't die sooner.

Now that Jack is immortal, Aku's depressed that he will always have to deal with Jack.

>>90033986
Aku and Jack are one in the same, the entire series was a dream induced by getting himself hurt with the wooden sword in the first episode.

>>90033986
Closest thing is when his cold accidentally infects and mutates Jack into him.

>>90033986
Fuck buddies?

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>>90033864

>noooooo one will ever love you foooolish sam-mur-rai!
>there will only be me, AKU!


need this pic but with she-aku

>>90033952
Jack's no racist, he can't just cut down everyone with green skin in a black dress.

>>90033955
I had a hunch but me and my boner were played for fools.

>>90033863
>>90033892
>>90033823
I fell for it but that's because I thought it was SO OBVIOUS that it'd be a twist and she WOULDN'T end up being Aku.

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>>90033996

TOOOT
TOOOT

>>90033956
Your arch enemies' name is Scroto?

>>90033113
Some seemed freaked but Whis just kinda kept them busy at first so they stopped and went back to work. And really anyone who works for Bulma at least once probably gets rehired because she knows after a while theyll get used to the freaky shit. Like Bulmas assisstants and secretarirs probably almost had heart attacks their first month but by now they can see someone lose and arm then keep flying and not flinch. Those chefs might work for her regularly or got told by their boss "son, youre gonna see some shit on that boat" followed by some sedatives or pain meds for inevitable injury.

>>90034018
So is Jack gonna defeat Aku with the power of love? Was the majic sword in his pants all along?

>>90034045
Who the hell is that?

>>90033963
see>>90033954

>>90034011
Bleedman was a mistake

>>90034034
I figured it was another of Aku's henchman like Demongo or something. No idea why they decided to just make it straight up Aku.

>>90033949
>FOOOOOOLISH ANON!
>You thought you were on the side of good, but really, you were Me, Aku, the whole time! Tremble in fear as your entire worldview is flipped upside down to become the Master of Darkness!

Did this show ever put out a soundtrack? Damn they always got some bangin beats yo!

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>>90034004

Pretty sure Jack is just immortal in the sense he'll never die of old age. This isn't like the immortality of something like a Code holder.

Wait, when did Jack get into JoJo's Bizarre Adventures?

All this Akuposting makes me wish he gave a Mojo Jojo-esque speech during this episode's reveal.

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>>90033773
>>90033818

Yall have extremely good taste
Aku > Ikra

>>90034107
Half of the show is mostly Jojo references

>>90033945
She'd only nag you if you constantly got into fights or didn't have a job. The things she gets mad about are basic things moms tend to nag about

"Study. Do your homework, Don't make our son fight androids. Stop leaving work to train for months at a time with Gods. Stop endangering everyone's lives"

My mom would probably say all the same shit.

>>90034061
Yeees....

reminder censors are ok with showing monsters getting eviscerated as long as they don't bleed red, this is why Pacific Rim wasn't rated R

Holy shit that think wasn't a robot and we just saw it's guts

>>90033361
He is a god, sleeping for extended periods of time then waking up for a short time is kinda their thing.

>>90034102
Post Pizza Butt

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>>90034088
Because you'd still hold out hope/feel comfortable with your boner for Ikra.
If it's Aku there's no redemption and your boner is ETERNALLY SHAMEFUL!

>Ikra saves Jack there

I know its to find the location of the jewel thing but still

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Jack look so sad when he sinking in the sand

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>>90034144

>>90033960
It is a 16 year old episode. I suppose the statue of limitations for spoilers no longer applies.

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>Arabian Electronica
Fantastic

>>90034138
Technically, monster's aren't people.

>tfw no green waifu

Was this the most evil thing Aku had done? Making Jack fall in love with him only to break his heart in the end.

Aku's femmenine penis.

>>90034174
>statue of limitations
Gotta add that to the list of malapropisms.

>>90034102
Yeah. And killing Jack is hard as fuck without the agelessness. With it, Jack's reflexes and physical shape will never decline no matter how many years pass.

>>90034090
Damn you Aku! Why did you make me stupid weak and poor?!?

>>90034068
it was a metaphor all along. aku wants the J.

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>>90034173
>that tail placement

Wow Aku is really committed to the bit.

>>90034177
https://youtu.be/fR8b0QDsMjg

also lol "WATER!!!"
Thirsty as fuck

>>90034011

Isn't this canon now with those assassins?

>>90034177

>tfw we will never get a Samurai Jack season with Nujabes doing the music

Never noticed the Harem girls at first

Why did the Sultan have a male exotic dancer on deck?

>>90034200
I knew I should have looked it up. But I was too damn lazy.

>>90034189
I mean there was an entire episode where Aku tried to indoctrinate children into believing he was a good guy ala Goebbels

>>90034189
No, the most evil thing he does is he does it a second time

>>90034202
They appear to have though since whatever broke Jack prior to the new season has made him weary and sloppy

>>90033960

Yeah, this is retarded. I mean I knew about it, but don't ruin it for others.

Usually my provider does a good job with spoilers. The description for the final episode of FMA:Brotherhood? "Father meets his final fate; the promise of a new beginning." Appropriately vague.

>>90034197
Shapeshifting pure evil dick

>>90034255
Yeah that one was great.

>>90034189
Well that episode where Jack saw the ruins of his home probably hit him the hardest

>>90034249
Variety. When you have all the pussy you could ever want some times you get bored.

GIANTESS

>>90034136
For a normal couple this would make sense but Goku and Gohan are needed to combat these threats. She should have married an normal guy as she'd live a much happier, stress free life.

>Shapeshifting giantess waifu
Jack has the strangest boner right now

GIANT WOMAN!

>>90034230

>you will never meet a girl with that level of kegel strength in her ass