Disney theme parks & girls thread

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Bump and live you muta lover!!

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What's funny is that, if I think of a princess I most want to fuck, the answer is Aurora, but if I think of one that I'd most want to be in a long-term relationship with, the answer is Cinderella.

Aurora seems good for a pump and dump, but Cindy is prime wife material.

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>>90024169
>What's your favorite ride?
Clarice
>Which Disney chick would impregnate?
Clarice
>Favorite Disney cosplay?
Pic related. That chick in the middle knows what the fuck is up

If you clearly aren't giving two shits about the parks besides princess face characters, why even bother calling these park threads?

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>>90024169
>What's your favorite ride?
Jasmine
>Which Disney chick would impregnate?
Jasmine
>Favorite Disney cosplay?
Jasmine

>>90028686
Cause face characters are the meat of going to the parks and the rides is cherry on top.

>>90029749
If you just want to grope college age girls in princess dresses, just go to a fucking anime con.

Attractions are the core of the experience and you're a fucking moron if you think otherwise.

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Keit-ai by Disney when?

A boy falls in love with a girl.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

>>90030061
Sounds like a beginning of an romance comedy version of Steins:Gate

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Nobody wants to knock up Elsa/Anna?

>>90030561
Lesbians are gross.

>>90032549
But but they're sisters

>>90032597
That makes it extra gross. Incest is cancer.

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Would bareback her, in mermaid form