Star vs 1,051,920 Valentine's Days

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>>90019937
Star is cute

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who will be the next 'flavor of the month' after Hpoo? and why will it be princess Marco again?

>>90020070
Rhombulus

>>90020084
No, he is pure

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>>90019937
Can anyone stop this madwoman?

>>90020094
That is precisely why he will be waifu'd

>>90020070
Hekapoo again.

Reminder that we have A YEAR of cuck posting coming up soon after starcucks are BTFO again in the finale

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>>90020029
She's even cuter when her heart is breaking

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>>90020070
Hekapoo was the flavor of 192 of Marco's months

>>90019937
Link to this one? I don't think I've seen this aco pic yet.

Why would Star try to date Marco when she didn't ever try to date Oscar?

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>>90020184
>>>/aco/1204775

Also Slowed Bob put out a preview for a thing (pic related)

>>90020214
Unf.

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>>90020214

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>>90020249

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>>90020070
princess TomCo

You know if you keep this up, they'll just delete the threads when the show stops right?

>>90020283
It's not a general so it's okay.

>>90020162
>the shirt during the course of the episode breaks
Nice subtlety there, Daron.

>>90020106
Can't be trafficking if it's for the exclusive use of one semen demon.

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>>90020337
Yeah, it's gonna be a great episode.

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>>90020162
She is always cute

>>90020386
It symbolizes the slow dawning fact to Star that she's the third wheel.

Star deserves to be happy, not suffering

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STARCO IS CUTE AND PERFECT!

CUTE AND PERFECT!

>>90020446
The suffering will make her endgame happiness the more satisfying

>>90020446
She must earn it first.

>>90020446
She must earn her happiness through suffering.

>>90020386
>Marco is screaming on Star's shirt
>perfectly happy on Jackie's shirt

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Who best animates the show?

>>90020465
>>90020478

This.

It annoyed me a bit when she said lol"nothing is easy on Earth". Well, no shit, princess, we don't have a magic wand to help us.

>>90020542

Mercury, not even a question

Aside from that I've been liking Sugarcube

>>90020176
Spending one day in Hecapoo's dimension with her would let Marco raise a family and see his great, great grandchildren with her

>>90020542
Whoever did Bonbon, the way Star and hair blowing, struggling as she slowly gets sucked into the void was great

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This is your daily reminder that Toffee is the illegitimate heir to the throne because he belongs somewhere under the Eclipse bloodline, while everything past Eclipsa was either human under her, or her sibling took the throne in her cystralization absence. He just wants his throne and for monsters to not be treated like shit.

>>90020542
Mercury F.
Sugarcube A.S. in second place

>>90020446
>spoiled, stubborn, lazy, narcissistic, causes trouble for everyone around her and her actions have almost doomed the universe

Why does she deserve to be happy again?

>>90020580
Inb4 eclipsa cheated the small dick demon for a very virile lizard man. She ran away and married with the lizard. Maybe he is trying to save all the monsters and her forbidden love.

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>>90020070
i want Tad to be FOTM.

Also, if he sits on someone else's head, do they get high? or just Kelly?

>>90020628
Who said fucking demons doesn't produce monsters? Are you a doctor?

>>90020580
You keep trying to force the "Toffee is Eclipsa's son" angle, but I'm not buying it.

>>90019937
Fuck the Starco meme. I hope that Star is moved far away from Marco and he leaves the story entirely, just to spite these Starco fuckers.

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>>90020386
>broken heart on Star's tshirt

Are there other countries/kingdoms in Star's planet?

>>90020386

>Didn't watch preview
>See this
>Staring to feel second-hand heartache

I'm not a shipper, but this kind of drama always gets to me.

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HOL UP

>>90020446
The best happiness comes from the harshest suffering

>>90020610
>>he filters what he doesn't like
>You'll miss out on discussion if you filter anything.
It's discussion you don't want to be a part of, it doesn't hurt to filter it.

>he doesn't just tell a crossposter to go back
Your assumption of him being a cross-poster is predicated on your association of the word "cunny" with /tv/, which is caused by your own limited experiences.

Cunny might be a word that holds special significance on /tv/, but it's not just a /tv/ meme. You can keep making that association, but that's not going to make it any less wrong.

>>90020542
Philippines is shit tier

Mercury and Sugarcube is the best

>>90019937
So why does Star have the book back in the preview?

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>>90020847
How did he do it?

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>>90020542
>tfw a canadian animation studio animates the show the best

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>>90020904

by beeing himself

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>>90020449

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>>90021009

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>>90020386
Let's hope it delivers like Bon Bon did.

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>>90020070
Because Princess Marco is amazing.
It's the same appeal Ranma 1/2 had. Manly and capable yet cute and feminine, and a little bit reluctant to embrace the femininity.

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Predict what happens in Heinous.

So, theoretically, will Star agree to be a fairy godmother for Marco and Jackie's future baby?

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post more suffering

>>90020446
Endure. In enduring grow strong

>>90021072

Marco + dress

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>>90020846
Oh anon...
We're in for a whole WORLD of heartbreak

>>90021037
Marco's not only best boy, but also best girl, and best Disney Princess. That's impressive

>>90020876
Different anon but the dude who posted the filter list was really filtering quite a lot, and if he's just blocking every post that'd have for example phrases like "marital problems", "queen", risk", "foot", "shouldn't be" or other generic stuff that could very well be used in a theory post, there's gonna be some good stuff filtered too

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>>90021085
Well, at least he is nice enough to sing with her later.

>>90020070
>>90021037
>>90021090
You're absolutely gay.

>>90020580
Toffee isn't a heir to the throne because
a) he doesn't look anything like Eclipsa or Mr B and probably isn't related to her (might be otherwise connected tho)
b) even if he would be Eclipsa's kid, in any case he wouldn't be the legitimate firstborn heir, so even if we'd think bastards could have any claim the firstborn queen (Moon's great great great great great great great grandmother, I think) and her descendants and their descendants would ALL be in the line to the throne before Toffee. That's Star, Moon, Aunt Etheria, a fuckload of cousins and aunts and uncles etc.

It's not "his" throne any way you look at it and this theory is shit

>>90021074
Am I the only 25+ age guy here who wants to see Star happy with Marco at the end of this season?

>>90021120
Think about this carefully anon. If you were at a concert with your girlfriend and another girl. And you start holding both girls' hands and singing with the girl who explicitly isn't your girlfriend, what's the most likely outcome?

>>90021139
Traps aren't gay

>>90021162

A threesome?

>>90021155
no you're not

>>90021155
But what about jackie's happines?

>>90021166

There's nothing wrong with being gay, it's okay

>>90021120
Yeah, but it's gonna be painful to watch. The cringe levels will be off the charts.

>>90021162
Jackie will probably notice that Marco was singing with her and holding her hand first, but that it's Star who decides to butt in and grab Marco's hand and Marco, being the sweetheart that he is, doesn't have the heart to yank his hand away.

>>90021155
no> >90020446

>>90021162
bad harmonization? Good harmonization?

>>90021173
I mean a lot of guys worry about Jackies happiness.
Like this guy >>90021195

>>90021197
I am gay.
And traps aren't gay

>>90021223

If you like a trap you gay nigga

>>90021155
It's not that Star can't be happy it's that everyone has to suffer.

>>90021195
she can do better

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>>90021195
Jackie will be heartbroken a bit but will find love with Tom.
She's perfect for him, so chill she'll manage to calm his temper.

Everybody wins.

>>90021231
Why would a man who like men be attracted to a boy that looks like a girl?
Traps aren't gay

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>>90021249

But what about Janna's happiness?

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>>90021139
Nah, I just recognise potential for a quality storyline and a quality ship when I see it

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>>90020917
>beeing

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>>90021279
Janna doesn't deserve happiness, she's a scoundrel.

She seems to draw most enjoyment from harassing and needling others anyway, so probably her craziness will be ramped up further for comedy

>>90021360
Why must Janna love Marco??

>>90019937
>Disney XD is hosting a live chat with StarFan13 on the 20th

neat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMs8i0teOU8

>>90019937
>2x39 Just Friends
J U S T

>>90021402
F R I E N D S

>>90021195
Why should I worry about her happiness more than someone like, say, Janna?

>>90021249
Tom would probably find Jackie boring

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>>90021422

Janna is for bullying, she doesn't deserve happiness

>>90021072
She is revealed to be Celena the Shy.

>>90021291
too cute

>>90021422
Janna doesn't like Marco

>>90021349
Are you new here, or just don't understand board culture? No one on /co/ says that shit, and pretending that you're some shepherd telling people to cover their ears when they see shit that doesn't fly it the highest of superiority complexes I've heard in some time. Lurk for two years before posting.

>>90020449

This is something I didnt know I wanted

>>90021195
I will think about that once she's actually, you know, a character, and not a thinly veiled plot device.

>>90021442
Nah, Jackie is a bit more exciting than Marco "safe kid and sperg" Diaz, and Tom found Marco's company awesome, he managed to bring out the best in him. Star, on the other hand, clearly winds Tom up and is too ayylmao for him and his control freak ways, as we saw in the BMB

>>90021455
You're right, she LOVES him.

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>>90021383
She doesn't love him, she violates his privacy, undermines his self-confidence and delights in his screams of agony and physical pain

>>90021444
trips of truth

>>90021552

Janna's face in that pic looks a lot like the Marco meme one

>>90021561
your a big guy xD

>>90021536
You're using the complete scum underbelly of /co/ to back yourself, you have no ground to stand on. Not only are you completely wrong, but we're getting janitored by a hotpocket. Good day.

what is this cunny discussion what the shit

>>90021552
what episode is that

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>>90021577
4u

>>90021552
What episode is that picture from?

>>90021642
>>90021658

The Naysay thing head on Marco that makes him spill his spaghetti episode

>>90021649
if i pull that mask off will you die?

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>>90021072
She shows up at the Diazes to demand compensation for their "daughter" princess Marco having fucked up her respectable business of running a private reform school of high repute.
Mr and Mrs Diaz are horrified at the trials of this poor woman, and Marco must deal with the situation. High chance of Princess Marco returning. Somehow, they'll bond with Heinous, and we'll get some sweet-ass lore about her background and the cheek marks and her connection to the Butterfly family (she must have some, otherwise the cheek marks wouldn't have been played up so much).

In the end, The Diazes throw so much money at her her financial problems go away and she becomes something of an ally. She sends her minion to recapture the book for Star in compensation. Marco learns the valuable skill of acting like a delicate, refined young lady. Heinous departs still believing that Princess Marco is a girl, a bit too unruly but with great potential.

>>90021690
>She sends her minion to recapture the book for Star in compensation.
>Marco learns the valuable skill of acting like a delicate, refined young lady.

>>90021658
>>90021642
Naysaya
Have you not watched the show? Are you one of those dum-dum anons who try to skip episodes because muh plot-episodes only essential viewing list?

So was the Weird Al cameo wasted?

>>90021723
Or maybe they just forgot.

>>90021759
I thought it was, but it was certainly better used than in gravity falls.

>>90021723
Gotta be honest, that episode was pretty forgettable.

>>90021780
It's the scene where Naysaya first appears, Marco screams in pain, rips his clothes off, squims on the floor in agony and a freaky second head (the being the ep is titled after) appears on his neck. It's not easy to forget.

>>90021790
Yeah, The one in Gravity Falls was just so forgettable.

Wander Over Yonder's was the best

>>90021723
i've only watched each episode once on average

>>90021683
this guy gets it

>>90021759
what ep?

>>90020542
Rought Draft imho

>>90021814
he was the wizard in sensei's birthday

>>90021814
Trickstar.

>>90021152
>Mr. B
Every time I see that I can only think of Bioshock.

>>90021759
He didn't sing, so yes

>>90021801
What if I told you most people aren't thinking about a single scene in a cartoon for upwards of 1 month?

>>90020580
Monsters and humans cannot live together

>>90021759
It always is when he doesn't sing. But they probably got him while he was on a lunch break from recording Milo Murphy.

>>90021868
I don't get why you'd get Weird Al and not have him sing

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WHEN YOU WALK AWAY

>>90021827
>>90021828
oh. i don't know how i didn't notice

just stopping by to let you neckbeards know you're every bit as cancerous and austistic as the other terrible generals on this board

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cute and perfect

>>90022009
and Janna a shit

I've been watching the first season of the show, and I've been wondering, are Star's loopier moments purely from her misunderstanding of Earth culture, or is she just sort of generally a moron?

>>90022033

A bit of both

>>90022033
mostly the first
and she isnt a moron, she is just bad at planning and foresight, she is pretty good at thinking on her feer

>>90022009
And gay.

>>90021759
Eh. I mean... That episode was weird so I guess that worked well.

It was certainly better than that episode about the talking dog craving a lobotomy. The fuck was THAT about?

>>90021986
Thanks fampai.
>>90022033
Both

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This entire show reminds me of Terraria.

>>90022130
The wall of flesh is actually Janna's pussy

>>90021683
>Janna is secretly the smartest of them all
prove me wrong
you can't

Ludo was really cute in his episode.
>i need some guidance for once

>>90022130
>Rainbow spells do a shitton of damage
>unicorns move at the speed of cocaine
>blood moons
Yep sounds like Terraria

>>90022235
>She is a scoundrel who cannot even do magic. She hates the patriarchy that feeds her everyday day.
What did I win?

>>90021790

Trickstar's villain was way more forgettable than DDnD's

>>90021803

This guy is right about WOY's being best though

>>90022313
>She hates the patriarchy that feeds her everyday day.
She is raised by a single mother
>She is a scoundrel who cannot even do magic.
magic=/=smart

>>90022302
also, the sound effects are similar

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>>90022342

>She is raised by a single mother

source?

>>90021162
you make me depressed

>>90021683
>Star not at the first panel

>>90022361
>source?
we haven't seen her dad
also her behavior

>>90021683
>star not the normiest taste.

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Is there a mega with the first and second seasons?

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>>90021019
mah gal, this cuntblocking is what true princesses strives for.

>>90022385
Just because the dad has not appeared does not mean he does not exist.

>>90022423
are you an atheist you fag?

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>>90022450
Not an argument.

>>90022385
her behavior is because her mother does not give her enough attention like she does to her father. She is just jealous and confused, blames his father for this and the same time trying to be like him.

>More Smart = better at magic more than any other star butterfly is better at channeling magic, she had a long history of violence and world's traveling while Janna is just a street rat who cannot give proper respect to others.

Maybe if Janna would have been nice to Marco he would have noticed her and date or something.

>>90022491
>she has problems with authority
>we haven't seen her dad
>her mom is okey with her destroying her car
>she is fighting the patriarchy because her dad left her
>she's a lesbian
do i have to go further?

>>90022009
check'd nice palindrome

>>90022561

>she's a lesbian

She canonically likes a dead man, now you're just saying stupid shit

>>90022385
>also her behavior
confirmation bias is not only wrong, it's a mental disease

>>90021926
YOU WONT HEAR ME GAY

>>90022636
She wanted to admit to star that she has a crush on her, but she couldn't.
The cube went nuts.
it was a lie anon

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>>90021683
perfection

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>>90022702

>>90022763
Truly we're seeing the extent of human desperation.

>>90022561
>she is fighting the patriarchy because her dad left her
She doesn't hate patriarchy, she wants him back. She just wants attention.

>>90022834
She wants the D iaz

>>90020562

>8 minutes on Earth equals 16 years in Hekapoo's Dimension
>An hour therefore would equal 120 years
>A whole day would be 2,880 years

Anon, Marco would be dead before a full hour passed on Earth.

After 24 hours Hekapoo would probably be moving onto her next fling.

>>90022403
Mega: Star vs the Forces of Evil
>S1 High Quality:
S01https://mega.nz/#F!LJdnGZ5K!6e6Me_NyakO0Ul3jFcZnUw
>S2 High Quality
S02E01https://mega.nz/#F!LcFDUBSL!3stvdlbIEPhOM6F95BTy0A
S02E02https://mega.nz/#F!qVtXyAKQ!ecEPyGM867oGMRDEBIa_VA
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>>90021167
Clearly, this is the answer!

>>90020446
Star needs to be broken emotionally and psychologically and maybe also physically.

>>90021162
>at concert
>with your gf
>and another girl
Gosh, anon, you hit me right in the feels. Why do you so cruel?

>>90022763
>telling bad jokes in the middle of a boring class is the sign that you want to fuck someone
Welp, I guess I'm gay

Finished episode 9

Babby Star was cute

>>90021360
Is Janna wearing something under her skirt? If no, she must be very good in shoplifting.

>>90020386
i dont get it

Oh shit, I didn't notice tomorrow's the next episode, time moves fast.

>Star is on eclipsas level in talent
Now if only she wasn't so lazy

>>90022941
>Dirty gypsie is stealing
Color me shocked

Name at least 10 funny jokes on the show

>>90022953
It isn't

>>90022974
She isn't dirty
she loves to shower

>>90022959
Star is
>le powerful but lazy xDD

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>>90023034
She just loves nice smelling asses

>>90023025
t. western hemisphere

I've been away for a month. What's new?

>>90023098
new episodes

>>90023098
Manna is canon now

>>90023034

>she loves to shower

wat

>>90023034
>>90023078
Not dirty the way you're thinking you autists

>>90023113
With marco

>>90023133

more wat

>>90021252
It's only a trap if it's gay, anon. Otherwise it's just crossdressing

>>90023120
kek, 4chan is secretly really innocent

Why do fags waifu star? She's a generic magical girl only with autism.

>>90023178
>only with autism.

Just answered the your own question anon

>>90023178
I love Lerk from "The dawn of the croods"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xT-n8lyjbEs

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>>90023078
Oh! I always forgetting to ask - what does it mean in body language? Hands, folded this way, over someone's private parts?

>>90022899
I second that motion. In fact I think she doesn't suffer nearly enough physical trauma. She should definitely be beat up more often.

>>90023166
/co/ will someday accept gypsies as a parasite. Judge Frollo did nothing wrong

>>90023112
She only wants him for his tentacle arm.

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ugly baby

>>90023224
This looks like a "sense of guilt and shame" position to me.

>>90023224
She's just feeling conflicted over seeing the guy she likes going out with the girl of his dreams.

>>90023012
>watching the show for comedy

>>90023012
The show isn't funny in the slightest, star is the only redeeming value.

>>90023012
Here for the plot fambino.

>>90023012
1. star is a cuck lol
...
9. star is a cuck lol
10. diapers

What's this meme about Janna being a gypsy

>>90023326
She's brown and looks Romanian

>>90023326
She is brown, sneaky and doesn't have a mexican name.

>>90023224
She feels extremely vulnerable.

>>90023224
She's trying to conceal her erection.

>>90023356
she could be filipino

>>90023356
I know tons of mexicans with American names/surnames because the mexican mother married an American, especially here in TX.

>>90023432

IT'S

>>90023347

>tfw I'm romanian

How do you figure?

>>90023224
regret

St. Olga's did nothing wrong

>>90023224
Red Mountain Dew

>>90023446
THE

>>90023224
regret/compliance/nonaggression
More likely to be regret from females though.

>>90023503

STARSHACK

>>90023224
I don't get this, why do people defend Star in Bon Bon when Star was seconds away from dropping Marco for a seance.

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>>90022552
>Maybe if Janna would have been nice to Marco he would have noticed her and date or something.
Janna is sick.

>>90022834
So she's Ludo now?

>>90022834
Just like a real life SJW. I actually dislike the lesbian shit but it wouldn't be out-of-character if Janna claim to be pansexual and/or genderfluid on college

>>90023326
She's a smug thief, doesn't respect rules, laws or authority, is interested in curses and magic, thinks stealing is a perfectly legit way to acquire things, has the coloring of a gypsy and her mom drives a weirdly ostentatious huge-ass car.

She's a gypsy anon

>>90020449
Wouldn't Princess Marco go all Sheik ninja?

>>90023523
Not seconds away, she'd already decided to drop him for a seance even though she knew how horrified he was about the possibility of not having anyone to go with

>>90023573
I guess that answers the question this all started with- who's gonna be there for Janna.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you:

>JANNADO!

Or Lunna if you will.

The answer was staring right at us all along.

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>>90023634

>>90023629
Maybe they're projecting. It's tempting to feel entitled to everything, especially for millenians

>>90022552
>Jannafags trying to excuse her bullshit by inventing up sad backstories

Nah m8. She clearly has a loving family around her - hell, her mom drives her to the graveyard for her seance and calls her a dear etc. She's just a bitch, that's it.

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>>90020667
So it Tad more like a Mistletoe that attaches itself to trees and this is how tree people fuck?

Mistletoe is traditionally a fertility herb too

>>90023634
>you shitposted in the wrong dimension

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>>90023523
>Star was seconds away from dropping Marco for a seance.
I doubt that she wouldn't have invited him to it. He even gets to go to her family reunions.

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>>90023588
How can you dislike lesbians anon? Lesbians are love, lesbians are life.

>>90023618
Precisely. Star didn't know Jackie was going with him. At the end of the day I'm not complaining, since the events of this episode accelerated the romantic tensions between Marco and Star.

Unlike in Kim Possible where they waited until the end for it

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>>90023634
Well, he'll be bald eventually.

>>90023629
I'm confused, does the term "Starcucks" refer to people shipping Starco or Jarco?

Because you'd think people shipping Jarco would be in favor of Star getting cucked, making THEM Starcucks.

So Marco's big plan to get the girls of St. Olga's to retain their individuality is to follow his lead exactly and repeat a chant that rhymes just like the St. Olga's chant?

>>90023681
>Unlike in Kim Possible where they waited until the end for it
Well, there was the Emotion Sickness episode and the one where Kim went crazy because she thought that Ron was fucking the Japanese ninja girl.

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>>90019937
Challenger appears

>>90023670
I hate the lol janna is a lesbian thing. Also I fucking hate yurifags

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>>90023751

>>90023747
I loved that episode. God knows how many times I've rewatched it without getting bored.

>>90023772
But lesbian sex is aesthetically better than heterosexual, not to speak of gay sex.

>>90023772
>I hate the lol janna is a lesbian thing
The stupidest thing about it is that there is already a canon lesbian in love with Star.

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>>90023667
>make plans to attend school dance with your "best bud"
>know that the dance is very important to him, he wants to go to maybe talk to his crush, but is afraid of going alone, he needs your support
>he's gotten a suit and everything, is really stressing out about the big dance
>totally forget and make new plans about a dead clown seance lel
>well, you're just gonna flake on him literally only a few hours before the big dance, there's not a chance he'll be able to find a replacement to go with but lol whatever tough shit buddy the more epic option wins
>he can tag along to the seance if he wants, he should be happy with that, it's totally fine that I just changed our plans without consulting him at all

Star is SUCH a good friend

>>90023873
Marco wasn't even excited about the dance, he was just afraid of going there alone.

And using the dance as an excuse to get closer to Jackie doesn't work if he is going with somebody else and doesn't even try to ask her out to it.

>Star didn't know how to use the toilet
>Marco had to teach her how

>>90023847
Starfan13 isn't a lesbian, she feels an adoration, admiration, obeisance towards Star, not physical lust for her Mewnian body.

>>90023705
It refers to Starfags, or Star stans, as in people who rrrreally like Star and try to explain away and excuse every shit thing she does and every character flaw she has, and act like she's not really at fault for anything at all ever.
They also sometimes insist that if you don't like Star or question her actions and choices, you're not a real fan of the show and should leave, because if you don't support Star 100% no matter what she does why are you even watching the show.
The word "cuck" has just been worked in to try to add salt to their wounds

>>90023927
She has a canon romantic crush on her.

>>90023924
I wonder what happened before that. Maybe Marco found Star easing herself in a garden bed?

>>90023972
Or she asked him to deliver a night-stool or piss-pot in her bedroom.

>>90023972
>>90024014
Star doesn't poop

>>90023901
>Starfags trying to excuse Star's shit again
>"he wasn't even excited about it"
>"well he should have gone alone anyway"

I never said he was excited, just that it's important to him and he's nervous and stressing out about it.
Also it doesn't change the fact that it's an extremely shitty thing to do to promise you'll go to a thing and then flake on your friend mere hours before though you know they're really nervous about it. If Star thought that Marco should go alone, she should have said so much, much earlier, but first promising you'll do x and then deciding on your own to just let the other person down because something funnier came up lol isn't cool.

>>90023705
Starcucks are Starco shippers and Star fans in general

>>90023944
The ironic thing is that anti-Star posters have been louder and more annoying in recent threads.

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>>90024065
true

>>90024045
If you are going to shit on Star for changing plans at the last minute you might as well do the same with Marco for changing dance dates.

No one did anything wrong and both were ok with the situation until Star's jealousy made her sprout nonsense because she didn't understand her feelings.

>>90024140
Except Star was doing it as a favor to Marco and not vice versa. So when Marco accepted Jackie's offer, he actually freed Star from an obligation

>>90024140
It's not the same, because going to the dance meant a hell of a lot more to Marco than it did to Star. Star wasn't stressing about going to the dance, and in fact had only agreed to go because Marco begged her to accompany him since he wanted to go but was afraid of going alone.

>Thanks for uh agreeing to go to the dance with me Star, Dances make me a little anxious.
>What are you so worried about?
>Well,I had a nightmare that I came to the dance alone, and everyone laughed at threw tomatoes at me! Then all my teeth fell out, and then Jackie saw me and said I looked pasty.

She was going mainly to help Marco out and support him, not because she wanted to be there

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Godamn it faggots. That's why it's so hard to get into Star vs in /co/. Where's the fucking mega links to the newer episodes? Fucking /sug/ is a better circlejerking shithole than you underage /v/dittors, holy shit.

You are the lowest scum of this godforsaken board. What happened to the fucking episodes? please post the mega links for the new episodes

>>90024358
>Where's the fucking mega links to the newer episodes?
Did you Ctrl+F mega.nz in the thread?

>>90024358
>bullies the thread
>wants a reward

Lurk more you cockroach

>>90024358
Ctrl + f.

>>90024358
Previous thread.

Go to archive
search "star vs"
view thread
ctrl + f "mega"

it's not that hard, newfag

>>90024358
No one cares. ctrl+f you lazy fuck, this isn't a general

>>90024358
we're not allowed to have our own general

>>90020542
Who ever animated BBtBC. Jackie had me drooling.

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>>90024358
>please spoon feed me I don't know how to Ctrl + f

it's nice to break her heart and all, but when does the physical suffering start? This show started so well with that brunette, but they are taking too long to go from foreshadowing to impacting Star's life for the worst (and by her worst I mean my best)

>>90024358
Welcome newfriend. Browsers have a function where you can search for a particular word and it can show you where that word has been mentioned on the page, and you can use this feature by pressing CTRL + F

>>90024358
>Anon has no response because he is fucking retarded

>>90024335
Marco didn't even give a shit about the dance. He was perfectly ok with ditching it to go on a date with Jackie. He just didn't want to go to it alone.

I'd gladly shit on Star too if there had been any indication that she was going to go to the seance alone with Janna without inviting him but that seems incredibly unlikely since the only thing she has ever done without him is going to the Bloodmoon Ball.

Then what are Starfags.

>>90024538
Why remove the Tomlust faces?

>>90024596

Starcucks are Starco fans. Particularly the rude and sure of themselves ones.

Starfags, are just Star fans who take fanboying over Star too damn far and post about wanting to have sexual relations her, cinnamon farts, and wanting to lick her feet.

>>90023012
Legs under the rug.

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>>90024523
see>>90021074

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>>90024642
ok

>>90024595
>Marco didn't even give a shit about the dance.
The fuck, dude? Do you hear yourself?
Seriously every now and then I feel bad for Starfags, but then this sort of delusional "she did absolutely nothing wrong" bullshit comes up again and the feeling goes away.
"I'm sure she would have allowed Marco to tag along" isn't a defense for flaking last minute from something your friend has nightmares about and has begged you to accompany them to. It's absurd starfags are actually trying to spin this into Star supposedly having acted in a perfectly acceptable way.

>>90024660
You got me with this pic, let's see if you got the mods too.

>>90024664
Is it ok to love Star Butterfly romantically?

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>>90024720
If you can count age difference between her and you with one hand no

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>>90024720
yes

>>90024720
No, her bug form needs your human seed.

>>90023012
I'll take this. Solely off the top of my head

-"I would like a little danger in my life" (Star summons a bug monster that immediately kidnaps some dude)

-"Fall! Fall!"

-"Sure, turn the Blood Moon Ball into a greeting card holiday"
"Wait, which one of you said that?"
"....Me"

-"I'll be saving you for later"

-"Why you knock on door when you just walk through my living room"

-"Just swallow it"

-Disembodied Star legs that nobody knows how it got there

-"Oh I'm sorry did I fail to entertain you?"
"...Well, yeah"

-Star changes bunny pirate into a carrot and the crew eats him and then he turns out to still be alive, just half eaten

-Ludo's bedtime ritual in the last episode

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>>90024720
The question shouldn't be is it ok, but "why haven't you already"

>>90024754
Why does she have a things for older guys? (Tom, Oskar, adult Marco)

Are the creators trying to pander to us?

>>90024689
And you are acting as if going to the dance wih a friend was the greatest thing to ever happen in Marco's life and Star is the worst person in the universe for wanting to change plans after she mixed up the dates.

>something your friend has nightmares about
Yes, which means that the dance was more of a negative thing to Marco than a positive one.

Marco only got excited about the dance after Jackie asked him out to it.

>>90024822
>Why does she have a things for older guys?

... Because that's how girls are? Haven't you, like, go to high-school?

>>90024822
Is Tom really that much older?

>>90024689
I seem to remember Marco not actively wanting to go until he was asked by Jackie

>>90024822
I know Tom's a demon and all but by all accounts, we don't actually know how old he is. He could be 1000 just as much as he could be like 15 or something

>>90024865
He is a daemon, duh.

>>90024374
most of >>90022880's links don't work and they don't even mention episodes 16, 17 and 18

>>90024399
its fun

>>90024455
it is unconventionally hard to get the new episodes of the show on these threads unlike other shows here in /co/.

>>90024542
fuck you, here's your rensponse

So most of the rensponses are just people copypasting the "ctrl + f" post. This is some /v/ tier shitposting.

I hope the new episodes are as good as the discussion here implied it would be. please no spoilers

>>90024913
Okay you know what? Here

http://web.kingdomofmewni.com/

Bookmark it. Don't bother people about it again unless it's a new episode

>>90024865

I think it was confirmed he was 15

>>90024358
/co/ mods don't allow threads using a general format. You want to go to /trash/ for that

>>90024974
Except for /sug/

>>90024995
Yeeeeeah... It's better for everyone that way..

>>90024860
>girls like older guys
I know that, I'm dating a 20 year old. That was more of a rhetorical question

>>90023964
The point of Star's speech at the end of the episode is how women will change their minds at the drop of a hat and their own thought's aren't actually in line with reality. Starfan13 is not a confirmed lesbian. On the meta sense, Starfan13 is Nefcy in love with the ideal version of herself, Star.

>>90020266
GO ON

>>90025027
... Then let me answer by asking a question: Do you think crafting a clever and entertaining narrative counts as pandering?

>>90023964
>She has a canon romantic crush on her.
You are aware that StarFan13 is voiced by Nefcy right? It's literally just her self insert

>>90025131
I thought that Star was the self insert

>>90025144
see latter half of
>>90025085

>>90022885
> he doesn't know they both have strapons

>>90020542
I want to see Ferguson again. I actually liked him.

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>>90025144
I think it's like Chuck Jones and Bugs/Daffy

Bugs Bunny was what Chuck Jones wished to be
Daffy was what Chuck Jones thought he actually was

>>90025085
She might not be a 100% lesbian since she called Oskar a good choice.

But at that moment Starfan had an actual romantic crush on Star that was deemed to be true by the cube.

Which makes it the more jarring why tumblr would rather force Janna on Star.

We need more Banagic wand

>>90025131
That explains her terrible VA

>>90025282
Because Starfan13 is creepy and not in a good way

>>90025298
I think the voice itself is perfect for the character

>>90025282
In a sense, yes. But Star's point at the end was that, if Starfan13 thought she had a crush on Star, she did in the cube's eyes. Note how Jackie's crush changed from some dude to IDK in the moment. The point was that you don't know what your actual feeling are.

>>90025211
>when he finds out he just gets more horny
>they take turns over who's getting sandwitched between the other two
>after they stop, they realize Janna and Tom are watching them from two chairs they pulled up.
>Janna's holding a bag of popcorn and says "no, please, continue"

>>90025365
>Note how Jackie's crush changed from some dude to IDK in the moment.
Because she started to develop feelings for Marco after his sort of confession.

>>90025452
How does that change what anon just said?

>>90023012
star crying about the bounce lounge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGntxvac7m8

>>90025365
>>90025452
I still wonder who was lying. I think it was either Janna or Jackie. Janna is autistic enough to provoke kids-friendly Pinhead for not admiting her crush on Marco and Jackie could be a mermaid with a hidden agenda

>>90024995
I think it's because when /sug/ wasn't allowed but had episodes airing they totally flooded the board and there were like 10 SU threads going on, because there's a lot of anons wanting to discuss the show.

The general moves crazy fast, and it's better for everyone there's one official containment thread for them and their rockfucker waifufaggotry

>>90025513
/a/ here. This board's weird ban policy on generals is retarded. There is a one piece and dragonball general constantly ongoing and they keep to it.

>>90023012
I laughed a lot at the magic high commission episode 2bh famalam

>>90023012
Gustaf's episode was great

>>90025554
/a/'s general policy is no different than not/sveg/

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>>90025497
The episode seems to point towards Star being the one who lied.

But there is no way that Star's Oskar lust doesn't count as a crush even if whatever feelings she has towards Marco might be stronger.