Ladies and gentlemen. How do we defeat the Crime Syndicate?

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>>89995523
Common, I can do this. Just give me a chance.

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Have we tried rape?

>>89995523
Straightforward combat seems to have worked every single time.

>>89995523
So J'onn was totally a ephebophile in this movie, right?

>>89995523
Castling:

Flash takes out their Wonder Woman
Martian Manhunter takes out their Superman
Green Lantern takes out their Flash (with tactics from Batman)
Wonder Woman lassos their Martian Manhunter
Superman takes out their Green Lantern
Batman distracts the other Batman by playing various strategy video games against him.

>>89995523
We job until they get overconfident, then suddenly overpower them.

>>89995523
Build a wall around Earth-3
And make them pay for it

No more illegal multiversal immgirants!

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>>89995523
You can't

>>89996333
I don't even know what's going on with that moose knuckle

>>89996157
>Martian Manhunter

They don't have one. Ditto an Aquaman, who should have been shown if they had done a proper adaptation.

Other Batman was taken out because Thomas/Martha were dead, except since this was produced while Batfags Timm and Dini were still in charge, plot changed around so Bad Batgod was going to destroy everything because reasons and Good Batgood was made the hero of the story, Because He's Batgod.

>>89996362
Their Aquaman is probably ruling their oceans and can't be arsed to invade other worlds

>>89996362
Evil Batman should have killed his parents.

What comic was this based on again? I really should get to reading it.

By taking a big smelly dookie all over crime :^]

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>>89995523
Just get them to "normal" universe where good guys always win
That movie had best Ultraman, Johnny Quick and Superwoman designs ever, except for Power Ring, he looks kinda generic.

>>89996333
Me on the left

Send in the Soosai Sqwad!

>>89995523
get Lex Luthor and some of his buddies to kill them gruesomely

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>>89996466
JLA: Earth 2, for the most part, by Morrisson & Quiety, so you can't go wrong with that.
Forever Evil is also not bad, it's about CS vs normal world's villains.

>>89995523
Close this thread immediately.
Such conversation is forbidden. If you don't comply, we will send a special unit to bring you to a reconversion camp.

>>89996767
Thank you very much. I've had Forever Evil for a while now but I haven't read it yet. Hope they're both good.

>>89996940
:^(