What are some /co/ heroes or villains that would lose in a 1v1

Mabel, probably

>>89986739
Mabel always finds a way to win

>>89986758
Against a bear?

>>89986622
Yogi Bear

Most anybody that uses guns without a gun. Some of them with a gun, grizzly don't give a fuck about taking a round or two.

What exactly would Daredevil do about a bear? I'm not sure a billy club would do a damned thing. Mr. Fantastic would probably smart his way out of it somehow, but with just his powers it'd be tough. Of course he's basically indestructible, so w/e.

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Is the bear made of or have some amount of Kryptonite? If so, then he will lose.

>>89986622
Tommy Pickles.

Could be a legit hard time for Captain America. He's strong, but is he WRESTLE A GRIZZLY strong? Plus a shield ain't gonna do much.

>>89989200
He's weaker than the average bear

>>89989483
He's a bear nerd. The average bears beat him up and take his lunch salmon, so he has to scavenge from humans.

>>89989263
I'd assume Daredevil, despite being presented as more "normal," has done things past the abilities of a bear.

On the other hand, Mr. Fantastic has definitely tanked blows, dodged/reacted, and restrained characters way out of a bear's weight class.

>>89989738
Juggernaut?

>>89989263
>>89989298
Both should be fast/agile enough not to be hit by the bear. Cap should be strong enough to hurt it somewhat and he would not tire. Daredevil would have to go for pressure points and weak areas like eyes, but I could see him losing if the fight goes on for to long.

>>89989771
Hulk.

>>89989278
Don't give DC any ideas here, please.

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we talking about a fight in the forest? Because then Daredevil would go up a tree and just throw stuff at a bear. In a ring it would be much harder too do, because there are no trees in it.

>>89986622
This is oddly specific

darkwing duck

>>89991107

>a converted /tv/ meme into a /co/ meme

>>89989508
Nah he is just a highly disfunctional bear that doesn't even know how to catch fish.
Hell, I bet he's like the kind of people who wear trilbys, call it fedora and think they look cool

>>89989298
Cap once punched a dude so hard he ended up on a chandelier TWO STORIES above where he was fighting. He could knock out a grizzly in one punch. Maybe two.

>>89986622
The joker without his laughing gas or any gadgets. Same goes for Harley or most Batman villains without their gear.

Deadpool without his gear.

Gangbuster. Night stalker with his gear. Stilt-man with his gear. Lex Luther without his gear.

>>89992063
Lex will find some way to hide his scent.

>>89986622
Judy Hopps, she defeated a rhino

>>89989278
>cause superman doesn't beat up people that use Kryptonite on a daily basis

kys

>>89992161
But animals are different. Don't see to many hero's slaughtering animals yet they also don't have any qualms against obliterating off worlders who carry more intelligence yet not enough to not attack earth

>>89992063
Pretty sure the bear would choke on Deadpool and with his healing and it's a fight of attrition

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>>89992179
what the fuck are you on?

>>89992161
Yeah but he doesnt beat up bears with kryptonite dies he

Gorilla Grodd.

>>89989298
he has beaten robots bigger than a bear

>>89992063
Harley is enhanced, she isn't normal. /co/ really has no idea about comics right?

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>>89989298
>Captain AMERICA losing to a symbol of communism
Cap would win through sheer burning patriotism.

>>89994566

>Grizzly
>symbol of communism

>>89989278
How about instead it's a common Kryptonian grizzly bear?

>>89991317
Unlike you who totally looks badass in his real fedora

>>89986739
Mabel would find a way to tame the bear and ride it as her mount while dressing it up in a fashionable hat and sunglasses combo

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>Superb-Ai

A bear falls in love with a Superb Owl.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the event's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls it, and is overjoyed to find out that it has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when the beast recounts the previous day's confessions to the event, it only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the owl he called is not the same owl he fell in love with. In fact, it doesn't exist in this universe at all. It is the Super Bowl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the bear's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of its crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of the SUPERB OWL.

>>89994635
>California
>not communist

>Dale Gribble

POCKET SAND ISN'T WORKING

>reaches into other pocket and uses pocket cayenne pepper